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Gossip-The Katrina Hero Dog, Cheney's Suite Demands and the Plagiarizing Blogger; An Interview With an American Citizen Translator

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An Interview With a Citizen Translator and American Hero

As reported by the Kansas City Channel, a revolutionary concept is taking place in the United States’ release of documents obtained during the invasion of Iraq on a government web site.
The federal government is making public a huge trove of documents seized during the invasion of Iraq, posting them on the Internet in a step that is at once a nod to the Web's power and an admission that U.S. intelligence resources are overloaded.

Republican leaders in Congress pushed for the release, which was first proposed by conservative commentators and bloggers hoping to find evidence about the fate of Iraq's nuclear, chemical and biological weapons programs, or possible links to terror groups.

The Web surfers have begun posting translations and comments, digging through the documents with gusto. The idea of the government turning over a massive database to volunteers is revolutionary -- and not only to them.

"Let's unleash the power of the Internet on these documents," said House Intelligence Chairman Peter Hoekstra, R-Mich. "I don't know if there's a smoking gun on WMD or not. But it will give us a better understanding of what was going on in Iraq before the war."

One such Web surfer referenced above is Joseph Shahda, who has already translated ten of these documents as of this writing and vows to continue on until the deed is done.

Shahda is originally from Lebanon, having come to the United States in 1994 during his early twenties. He has lived in the United States for the last twelve years. Shahda is a Christian and speaks Arabic and English fluently.

A denizen of the conservative web site Free Republic, Shahda’s profile lists the documents that he has already translated, fully ten of them.

In Shahda’s own words:
I feel a great sense of duty to do the translation of some these documents because that is the least I can do in time of war to serve the United States of America to whom I am in eternal debt and gratitude, and what I am doing is a small pay back toward this debt that I can never fully repay no matter what I do. My efforts to do the translation pale in comparison to the great efforts and sacrifice that our brave troops are doing on a daily basis.

I asked Shahda during a phone interview with him on March 29, 2006, why he thought the government didn’t translate the documents.
Joseph said doing translations on the many thousands of documents would use up too many of limited government resources. He also feels that our government has moved beyond Saddam Hussein, that the lack of massive stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction was somewhat of an embarrassment best not dwelt on. Shahda also suggested that government bureaucrats in agencies that would be charged with this task tend to be somewhat arrogant, deeming the job beneath them and not worth the bother.

I’d have to agree with Joseph in that Arab-English translators are at a premium and likely needed more in the ongoing conflict in the Mid-east than in the translation of documents from times passed. In addition, each translation might require at least two translations of each document to insure accuracy.

Some would argue this is also an issue with citizen translators but Joseph assured me that he is extremely careful with his translations and welcomes any additional translations alongside his own. In fact I was privy to a FreeRepublic thread in which Joseph made a typing error, of all things, in his translation. He omitted the word “not” in a sentence. Shahda immediately informed the FreeRepublic moderators of the error. It was quickly corrected and any comments made based on his typing error were removed from the thread. I was impressed with the speed with which all this was handled and the care taken by both Joseph and FreeRepublic to insure the data was accurate. The entire episode left me with a confident feeling of credibility on the matter. I’d argue we are in the midst of some serious history-making and we are learning as we go.

Joseph ShahdaI asked Shahda which of his then ten translations were most startling to him.
Joseph indicated the following two translations:

Saddam Regime Document: Iraqi Intelligence met with Bin Laden in 1995 and Afghani Taliban Consul Spoke of a Relationship Between Iraq and Bin Laden

With each translation, Shahda includes the Pentagon number assigned to the document and provides details about what sort of document is being translated, whether a memo or a letter on official letterhead. He indicates which paragraphs he is translating by meticulous paragraph lettering and details who wrote the letter and to whom it is addressed. If the document being translated is vague or unclear in terms of recipient or writer, Shahda so states. Joseph is very careful to make it clear to the reader only what he translates and avoids any editorial insertion into his translations.

In response to my question about his thoughts on whether the United States can win the Iraq war, Shahda stated emphatically that the United States is already winning the war.

“We are winning the Iraq war, let’s start with this fact,” Shahda stated with a passion. “and we are going towards a result of victory”.

Joseph then explained that there are perhaps thirty to forty thousand terrorists against 140,000 U.S. troops. There are 230,000 Iraqi troops working with the U.S. plus 30,000-40,000 coalition troops. Shahda says the numbers are against the terrorists right from the start.

“I was in Lebanon during the bombing of the marine barracks,” Joseph explained. He described the dancing in the street by the Palestinian terrorists responsible for the attack, how they shouted with joy that they had beat the Americans. Only a loss of American resolve can cause us to lose the war, Shahda explained. This from a man who witnessed what happens when America doesn’t fight back.

We discussed the ominous situation in Iran and Joseph felt that while America could flatten Iran easily, he didn’t think this would be necessary. “The Iranian people are wonderful and hate the regime governing them,” he said. Joseph expressed joy over the recent “Cedar Revolution” in his own country and stated firmly that such a thing would never have happened were it not for America being involved in the mess that is the Mid-east. He believed that American presence and resolve could well cause an uprising in the Iranian citizenry given the right time and circumstance.

Joseph Shahda’s optimism and love for America was palpable. Just talking to him I felt my resolve toughen and my own love of my country of birth deepen. Everyday he sits down and begins more translations. I’d argue that Shahda’s meticulous efforts are far better than we could expect from the government bureaucrats.

These are historic times. This is a historic action by our government, this recruitment of citizens to aid in the proper documentation of history.

For what Shahda is revealing via his translations is how it really happened. Some might argue that the documents cannot be verified. Of course they can’t. They were captured during the turnover of a violent regime. Documents captured during W.W. II could not be verified, indeed, any documents obtained in this manner are what they are: details of a government that is no more. Common sense should dictate that Saddam’s dying regime had better things to do than create forgeries of thousands and documents, letters and memos. To argue that the American administration might have foisted false documents on the American public is to also run roughshod over common sense. Both Saddam and the United States simply had more important issues than bothering with this sort of silliness.

History is being made by the likes of Joseph Shahda and other bloggers who are on top of this.

Citizens are doing the grunt work and citizens will decide, on the common sense that helps us carry this country on our collective backs, what to believe. We run this country. We can figure it out.

With a little help from dedicated souls like Joseph Shahda.

Below, the remaining documents and links translated by Shahda as of this writing:

  • Saddam Regime Document Dated January 2003: The French and German Connections (Translation)
  • Saddam Regime Document: Give CNN the Priority for Coverage (Translation)
  • Document Dated February/3/2003: Chemical Gears for The Chemical Group Translation)
  • Saddam Regime Document Dated 2001 Shows Chemical Platoon Still Exists And Active (Translation)
  • March 2002 Document: Saddam Ordered 25,000 Dollars for Each Suicide Terrorist Against Israel.
  • Saddam Regime Document: Saddam Ordered The Use of Chemical Weapons in Northern Iraq (Translation)
  • Zarqawi in Iraq Long Before the War Started
  • Saddam Regime Training and Using Foreign Arab Terrorists As Suicide Bombers




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    Ungrateful Rescuees

    Seems that there’s a thriving industry in Iraq that involves kidnapping and blackmail ransom. Seems a quartet of peace activists got themselves kidnapped this past November. The American member of the quartet was found in Baghdad, murdered with signs of torture. So these Iraqi “criminals” are not all bluff and bluster.

    This past week, coalition forces stormed the place where the remaining trio were being held and rescued them. It turned out that their kidnappers were not around during the rescue attempt but that was a lucky fate. Given that the American met not such a happy fate, there was some danger to the rescuers.

    Yet two of those rescued, Canadians as facts would have it, are not helping their rescuers with any facts about their captors, not to mention not a whisper of gratitude either from the Christian organization that sponsored them or the two Canadians rescued.

    Two things strike me as very un-Christian like. Gratitude is such a simple thing. It costs no money and is the proper thing to do. Next, kidnappers, admitted criminals after ransom money, are not good people. They are not even, go with me here, patriotic Iraqis out to save their homeland from the invading infidels. If these fine Canadian men had been robbed at gunpoint from a thief wanting their wallets, wouldn’t they cooperate with the police in finding these criminals?

    I’d add an obvious third fact here, that these fine Iraqi “businessmen” might kidnap another Christian visitor to Iraq, indeed, another well-meaning missionary of good will could end up shot and tortured like the American fellow.

    Americans, hey, they understand simple things like a sincere thank-you. By their behavior these “Christians” are showing their true colors. The criminals who kidnapped them and held them against their will at least are honest about their motives and intentions. These Canadian Christians preach one thing and practice another.

    I suppose we’ll soon see the books and movies and the money will flow.

    This shut-mouth thing might keep American bucks far away.

    From the U.K. Telegraph:
    Image hosted by Photobucket.comNeither the men nor the Canadian group that sent them to Iraq have thanked the people who saved them in any of their public statements.

    One of them, Norman Kember, 74, a retired physics professor, of Pinner, north-west London, was in Kuwait last night and was expected to return to Britain today. He is understood to have given some helpful information.

    He provided details of the semi-rural area north-west of Baghdad where he was held and confirmed that his captors were criminals, rather than insurgents. Their motive was believed to be money.

    The two Canadians kidnapped with Mr Kember - Harmeet Sooden, 32, and Jim Loney, 41 - were said to have been co-operative at first but less so on arriving at the British embassy in Baghdad after being given the opportunity to wash, eat and rest.

    Previous hostages have been questioned on everything from what shoes their kidnappers wore to the number of mobile phones they had. The pacifist Christian Peacemaker Teams with which the men were visiting Iraq is opposed to the coalition's presence and has accused it of illegally detaining thousands of Iraqis.

    Airman’s Remains Found After 63 Years

    It’s not clear where this young Air Force fellow was headed or even why he was alone, when he took off in his plane in 1942. Wherever he was headed, it certainly wasn’t towards a glacier high in the mountains of California.

    His remains and parts of the ancient airplane were recovered.

    Leo Mustonen will now be buried in his home town of Brainerd, Minn.

    May he rest in peace. Finally.

    From Sandiego.com:
    Leo Mustonen was 22 when his AT-7 navigational plane disappeared after taking off from a Sacramento, Calif., airfield on Nov. 18, 1942.

    An engine, scattered remains and clothing were found over the following years, far from the plane's intended course, but Mustonen remained missing until last year, when two mountain climbers in California spotted an arm jutting out of the ice.

    Authorities in October were able to chip out the remarkably well-preserved body of an airman who was carrying a fountain pen, an unused parachute and 51 cents in dimes, nickels and pennies dated between 1920 and 1942. There was a metal badge attached to his brown U.S. Army Air Forces uniform, but it was heavily corroded.

    It took forensic scientists at the Joint POW/MIA Accounting Command at Hickam Air Force Base in Hawaii examining the bones, DNA samples and the airman's teeth to officially declare the body as Mustonen.

    Mustonen's relatives felt it was important for him to return to Brainerd and be buried with his parents, said the Rev. Andy Smith. Smith was asked to preach at the funeral Friday before Mustonen' burial in the same cemetery as his family.

    Leane Mustonen Ross, the airman's niece, said there was no question about bringing him home after the anguish the family suffered not knowing what had happened to him.

    It's “certainly nice to know he won't be left alone up in the mountains in a pile of snow,” she said in a recent interview. “It's good to give him a decent burial.”

    Food Addiction?

    It’s not that I have no empathy for hefty Wynonna Judd, having fought the fat fight for so many years myself. It’s just that I’m skeptical that taking more calories in than expanded in physical energy is an addiction.

    In that, hold on before unleashing the compassion police, addiction is a syndrome that involves a compulsion to engage in behaviors caused by some sort of physiological dependency. All animals have a physiological dependency on food and that’s a fact.

    Continuing on with the logic, it’s possible that a physiological dependency only on foods that have excess calories is plausible. If denial of such foods resulted in severe pain, possibly death. Which is the case with a heroin addiction but not, go with me here, with an “addiction” to strawberry shortcake.

    Whatever the case and whatever a lack of control and discipline is called nowadays, we wish Wynonna Judd well in her endeavor to rid herself of her “need for food” disorder.

    We note, with a wry smile, that as part of Judd’s “rehabilitation” she was forbidden from the very foods she loves.

    Back in my day we called that a diet.

    From SFGATE.com:
    Judd Tackles Food Addiction in Rehab

    Country star Wynonna Judd has tackled her food addiction problems head on -- by spending 42 days in rehab.

    The singer checked into the Shades of Hope clinic in Buffalo Gap, Texas, on January 8 after realizing her constant need for food was a disorder.

    Judd has since lost 30 pounds and she's now determined to live a healthier life.

    She says, "I just didn't want to come into 2006 like I had so many years of
    just being so tired. I just wasn't able to really take care of myself like I
    needed to and I couldn't figure out what was wrong.

    "(Going into rehab) was like going to college and learning why it is such an
    addiction. I learned about myself ... why I do the things I do. We are so distracted by so much in life. I slowed down to a pace where I could think thoughts, feel things."

    Judd admits the rehab experience was tough -- she was forbidden from snacking on the things she loves.

    Is Skin From Dead Chinese Prisoners in Your Make-Up?

    We’re not making this up. And that Chinese cosmetics company’s (un-named) spokesperson is anything but clear on whether the process of using the skin of dead prisoners for its make-up line is under research or currently part of their smashing peach blush.

    The company’s “agent” does say, with a quip, that he has no idea why anyone would be upset about this practice as such as using the skin from condemned convicts was not worth making “such a big fuss about”.

    First, the quote says the prisoners had been shot. As with a gun. We don’t know what sort of justice they may have received. China is well-known for jailing, perhaps shooting, dissidents. Second, the ultimate depravity, way beyond Google blocking Chinese ISP’s from accessing sites with references to freedom and other nasty vocabulary, is for western women, ever in search for everlasting beauty, to use make-up in any way altered, aided or abetted with the skin of dead Chinese prisoners. This whole thing has an inhumane and uncivilized aspect to it that should not be encouraged.

    From World Tribune.com:
    A Chinese cosmetics company has been using skin taken from the bodies of executed convicts to develop beauty products for sale in Europe, a London newspaper reported.

    An agent for the company informed customers it is developing collagen for lip and wrinkle treatments from skin taken from prisoners after they had been shot.

    The agent said some of the company‘s products have been exported to Britain, and that the use of skin from condemned convicts was “traditional" and nothing to “make such a big fuss about,“ the Guardian reported In addition to ethical concerns, there is the potential risk of infection from the harvested skin products.

    The company was not identified by name for legal reasons and it is unclear whether collagen made from the skin of prisoners was in the research stage or in actual production.

    “A lot of the research is still carried out in the traditional manner using skin from the executed prisoners and aborted fetus," the agent was quoted as saying. The material, he said, was being bought from “biotech" companies based in Heilongjiang Province and was being developed elsewhere in China.

    He suggested that the use of skin and other tissues harvested from executed prisoners was not uncommon. “In China it is considered very normal and I was very shocked that Western countries can make such a big fuss about this," he said.

    Dick Cheney’s “Suite” Demands

    Rock stars and various other celebrities regularly broadcast their hotel requirements in advance of visits for performances in faraway regions. Some require only specific M&M colors are to be provided and bath water must always be Evian.

    This past week all the scoop was the release of VP Dick Cheney’s requirements for hotel rooms.

    The SmokingGun.com obtained an advance copy of Cheney’s list of hotel accoutrements from a loyal member of Cheney’s staff and goodness to read it one would get bored.

    An actual picture of Cheney’s advance notice is provided in the link above. It includes such as 4 cans of Diet Sprite, a carafe of coffee, temperature of the suite at a cool 68 degrees, and goodness, a bed. Oh, and all TV’s must be tuned to Fox News. Heh.
    The document, prepared by the vice president's advance team, was obtained by TSG after it was provided to a hotel employee prior to a Cheney visit. When we asked Cheney spokesperson Jenny Mayfield about the document's reference to gifts that hotels might leave in the suite for the vice president, she told us she was unable to address that question since she had not seen the "downtime requirements" rider (she asked for a copy, which we declined to provide in advance of its publication here). At our source's request, we've blacked out the handwritten name and Washington, D.C. phone number of a Cheney staffer. As for the notations regarding extra lamps, specific newspapers, and a carafe, it is unclear whether they were added by an advance team staffer or a hotel official. (1 page)

    Katrina, the Dog, Honored for Saving Life During Hurricane

    There’s not much good news coming from New Orleans in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. But the tale of the Labrador retriever, now named Katrina, saving the life of a man by pulling him from flooding waters to higher ground, is a heart-warming one.

    All hail to man’s best friend.

    From the GrandparentsRus email list:
    Image hosted by Photobucket.com LOS ANGELES (March 19) - A Labrador retriever who saved a man from drowning in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina received a standing ovation on Saturday night at an awards dinner attended by leading animal rights supporters.

    The dog, now called Katrina, was brought on stage and named guest of honor at the 20th annual Genesis Awards, given by the Humane Society of the United States to those who help advance the cause of animal rights.

    Katrina the dog was featured on a report from Los Angeles television station KCAL. The man she rescued told how the black dog helped pull him from the flood to higher ground and credited her with saving his life.

    WAPO Right Wing Blogger Quits Amidst Fury

    The story of Ben Domenech, recruited by the WAPO to write for a conservative blog the vaunted newspaper would sponsor, rages on. This story was covered more extensively by Blogcritic Scott Butki.

    First, the notion of the Washington Post sponsoring a conservative blog is big news right there. Although I think it’s a fine idea, I must wonder if this isn’t a preliminary attempt by the ancient print media to recruit people of conservative thought that it can’t find within its own staff. It is also an indicator of the print media’s attempts to get out in the Blogosphere and become part of the national discourse swirling around them but not covered in their daily newspapers.

    So the WAPO goes and recruits a blogger of conservative idealology and the guy has an extensive history of plagiarizing the work of others! Don’t believe Domenech’s lament that the left-wing bloggers would go after him, as if he is as innocent as the driven snow. The evidence against Domenech is very damning. The man had to know it.

    Let’s hope the WAPO doesn’t give up on this project and goes out to find another conservative blogger to lead their conservative blog site. If they look hard enough they might find a fine female conservative blogger who has never plagiarized a thing in her life.

    From HumanEventsonline.com:
    In his first public comments since resigning earlier today as a blogger for washingtonpost.com, Ben Domenech says his editors there were “fools” for not expecting an onslaught of attacks from the left.

    “While I appreciated the opportunity to go and join the Washington Post,” Domenech said, “if they didn’t expect the leftists were going to come after me with their sharpened knives, then they were fools.”

    Domenech has been under a steady stream of criticism since washingtonpost.com launched the new blog, “Red America,” on Tuesday. Domenech, an editor at Regnery Publishing (a sister company to HUMAN EVENTS), was accused of plagiarism by several left-wing blogs.

    Lee Greenwood and Other Celebrities to Entertain the Troops

    There is no greater song, by me, than Lee Greenwood’s “Proud to Be An American”. I loved that song long before it was cool to do so. In a bow to Mr. Greenwood’s efforts to lift the morale of our mighty fighting army, we note that he and others will be going overseas to do just that.

    Semper Fi.

    From the AF.Mil:
    Joining Mr. Greenwood will be country-rockers Restless Heart, New England Patriot Cheerleaders, comedian Dick Hardwick and musicians from the Band of the U.S. Air Force Reserve, the U.S. Air Forces in Europe Band, the Band of the Pacific and the United States Air Force Band.

    Called the Patriotic World Tour, the group will perform at Incirlik Air Base, Turkey; Kunsan AB, Korea; Kadena AB and Misawa AB, Japan; Hickam AFB, Hawaii; and at least three deployed locations in Southwest Asia.

    The Dixie Chicks Try It Again

    They’ll not be singing with the Patriotic World Tour referenced above. That would be too much.

    I chuckle as I remember the endless debates on the “fairness” of country-western radio stations across the fruited plains yanking any songs from the Dixie Chicks from their play list. As if the pundits have any control on such decisions of private companies who will suffer loss of audience for such decisions with no need for commentary from the elite who condemn this action as an affront to free speech.

    Heh.

    One of this singing trio told a foreign audience that she was ashamed that President Bush was from her home state of Texas. Now go with me on this: a country-western music audience is not likely to take kindly to this kind of sentiment, especially when this brave singer didn’t have the courage to say it on her own shores.

    Kinda like Barney spouting about how he hates kids and thinks they all should be shot.

    Even with all the pontificating from the elite pundits about fairness and free speech, well has anyone heard much from the Dixie Chicks lately?

    Not to fear. They’re trying it again and it’s back to the same old song. Their next song is said to be autobiographical, titled “Not Ready to Make Nice”.

    Good luck you girls. The pundits will take your side yet again but silly Americans, they’ll still not buy your records. And no one can make them.

    From AJC.com:

    Image hosted by Photobucket.comBut the Chicks' new single, "Not Ready to Make Nice," is now in rotation in several major markets, pushing it to No. 36 on Billboard's country singles chart after its first full week of airplay. Other stations, however, have been slower to embrace it.

    "I think a lot of people are in a wait-and-see mode," said Wade Jessen, director of Billboard's country charts. "The next couple of weeks are really going to tell the tale."

    Maines told a London audience on the eve of the war in Iraq that the group was "ashamed" the president was from their home state of Texas.

    Back in the U.S., their music was boycotted and the Chicks said they received death threats, leading them to install metal detectors at their shows.

    Maines later said she regretted the phrasing of her remark, but remained passionately against the war. In January she told Entertainment Weekly magazine that she was disappointed with country music and that she's "pretty much done" with the genre.


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  • Thursday

    American Idol -Songs of the 21st Century-I Didn't Like Any of Them; Miscellany-An Amish Computer Virus, Jobs Earning Over $100K a Year

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    TV Review-American Idol 2006-Ten Goes to Nine

    The music of the evening featured songs of the 21st century on Tuesday, March 28, 2006. Thus my middle-aged ears didn’t know one single song and didn’t like any of them at any rate.

    Top Ten American Idol 2006In fact the entire American Idol presentation when ten would be culled down to nine was a big disappointment across the age spectrum it would seem, at least as I judge by my readings across the Blogosphere.

    Be that as it may, I still watched dutifully and on this night, only one stood out as a winner and even I am amazed at who it was.

    First, some Idol tidbits.

    We are not sure how true this rumor is and it does seem to pop up every year as a possibility. It’s Paula Abdul and there’s always something going on with her. The publicity rule of thumb is that there is no such thing as bad publicity and following this maxim, I wonder if yet another Paula rumor wasn’t thrown out and about to keep public interest heightened as the competition plows on. This time the allegation is that Paula is high maintenance and subject to medical hysteria involving exhaustion and dehydration.

    Imagine that in the United States of America.

    This “Paula is nuts” rumor has an added dimension in that there’s the additional tidbit that Jessica Simpson or Britney Spears were possible replacements for Paula.

    From SF GATE:
    'American Idol' Producers Nearly Fired Abdul

    AP / Chris Carlson

    "American Idol" producers came close to sacking judge Paul Abdul earlier this month -- and wanted to offer her job to Britney Spears or Jessica Simpson.

    Tensions on the set of the hit TV show were running high and producers were considering firing the former singer for her erratic behavior.

    A source tells Us Weekly magazine, "Paula was being very difficult. (She was) crying all the time and arriving late for meetings."

    The stress from the situation drove Abdul to seek medical attention and she was treated for "exhaustion and dehydration."

    According to the source, executives from the show discussed replacing the troubled judge: "(They) liked Jessica (Simpson) a lot. And some were pushing for Britney (Spears)."

    Neither star ended up meeting with "Idol" producers and they decided to keep Abdul -- for now.

    Abdul's representative denies the allegations: "Paula is always a joy on the set and everyone loves her.”

    Kevin Covais on Judges and Being a Sex Symbol

    As contestants are eliminated there is always the post-elimination appearances on the morning talk shows. Kevin Covais was a cute little thing but his resemblance to “Chicken Little” precluded his stature as any sort of Idol, much less the vaunted American one. Which doesn’t mean that Covais’ singing career is over by any means. For one thing he has a lot of growing to do and the fellow does have a magnificent voice. There’s a future for Covais and I’m sure he’ll find it.

    Below some cute quips from Kevin regarding his relationship to the AI judges and his tongue-in-cheek status as a sex symbol.

    From AOL:

    As a contestant, do you tend to take what certain judges say more seriously? It seems like Paula always has something nice to say...
    Right, like, You sounded horrible, but you looked pretty.

    Exactly.
    I try not to analyze it and say Simon's opinion is 10 times more important than anyone else's. I take what each of them has to say and I respect what they all say. But I love the feedback I've gotten from Randy best.


    A couple of weeks ago you put Simon in his place when he criticized your performance: You snapped back that you weren't expecting anything from him either. That took some serious guts.

    Kevin CovaisFor me it was four weeks in the making. I'd gotten nothing but negative feedback. He was always like, ''I like you. I like you.'' But he never said anything about my voice. I was fed up and the New Yorker in me came out. I wasn't expecting to say anything to him that night, but I think he respected me for standing up to him.

    What was the best advice you got?

    I think what Simon said to me, which was, ''You had a lot of courage. You're a really brave guy on the show.'' I'm going to take that with me, because I know if I can stand up to Simon I can stand up to anyone.

    Let's talk about the whole sex-symbol thing, Kevin.

    The sex-symbol thing... In all honesty, it was like a joke. I was just trying to be funny and lighten the mood. People sometimes can't tell when I'm serious or joking, and that was me joking when I said I was a sex symbol. I consider myself a pretty funny guy.


    Now for a quick rundown of the final ten and their performances.

    Lisa Tucker sang “Because of You” by none other than former Idol Kelly Clarkson. The judges excoriated Tucker for her song choice but I thought it was clever as all get out. Not to mention an indicator of how far this contest has come when the contenders for one contest sing songs from the winners of earlier competitions.

    I thought Lisa’s performance, no mind the clever song choice, was really off. She was screechy as my ageing ears heard it. Simon told Lisa the song was “too big for your voice” and the performance was “painful”.

    Kelly Pickler sang a song titled, I am not making this up, “Suds in the Bucket”. I thought she was out of tune and go on, that song was just silly. Simon deemed it “horrible” and “gimmicky”.

    On to one of my faves, Ace Young. Ace sang a tune called “Drops of Jupiter” which I’d never heard. Randy said it was not only the wrong song, he stipulated that Ace “didn’t sing it well”. Ace’s performance did nothing for me.

    Taylor Hicks sang a tune-“Trouble”- and he displayed good vocals. This week Taylor remained still as he sang rather than do that crazy chicken dance he normally does all over the stage. Paula made the same comment. Simon said Hicks’ performance reminded him of “Clay Aiken”.

    Mandisa was a major disappointment with her gospel performance of “Shackles”. Mandisa is probably a singer of the gospel genre and while this is a well-respected musical category it’s just not a winning genre in this contest. Simon pronounced Mandisa’s song and performance as “not for me”.

    I thought Chris Daughtry gave one of the better performances of the evening although I did not recognize his song but I did see it as Chris’ genre and I can see Chris winning this thing. It was a rock song, titled “What If”. If nothing else, Chris was different this evening and his performance demonstrated where Chris will probably go in his singing career. Randy said he was “sharp”; Simon said Chris had gone “too far”.

    Katharine McPhee gave one of the better performances of the evening with a tune called “The Voice Within”. I loved her outfit, thought she presented a good voice range and considered this a good song choice. Paula said McPhee’s performance was one of her best and Simon dubbed it one of the better performances of the evening.

    Up comes country/western rocker, Bucky Covington. Bucky sang a song titled “Real Good Man” and I noticed on occasion his voice completely disappeared! I did like Bucky’s interpretation of a country “line dance”.

    Perhaps I missed them but I didn’t hear any judge’s comments on Bucky’s performance.

    Ah, Elliott Yamin. Not wanting to be cruel but unable to control myself, let me say that Elliott looked like a homeless fellow with that construction jacket and rather tattered threads. It could be just me but I thought Elliott tried to act “black”. Which Elliott is not so that strange bobbing up and down thing he did looked stranger than strange. There is just no way Elliott Yamin is going to be America’s next Idol. Simon called Elliott’s dancing “hideous” and yeah, that’s the ticket.

    Paris BennettFinally the best performance of the evening and know now that I have never seen Beyonce perform, do not know who she is and really don’t care.

    Paris, with my ears devoid of any preconceived notions, gave a great performance and hey, I enjoyed watching her. What better judgment than that, to give the audience entertainment? Paris Bennett sang “Work It Out” and she looked the part of the song with her hip clothes and sassy rap moves. Randy called it “the bomb” while Simon, who didn’t seem to like anything this evening of the top ten, said Paris looked like a “little girl pretending to be Beyonce”.

    The Elimination

    All of the above was written before Wednesday’s elimination show. I predict Bucky Covington will be sent on his way home but for now, we await the elimination show now early in the evening of 3/29/06.

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    The bottom three this week were Lisa Tucker, Ace Young, and Katharine McPhee (this is a surprise).

    No Bucky?

    Sent on her way on the evening of March 29,2006, was Lisa Tucker.

    This is no surprise. It should have been Bucky Covington.



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    How much are they paid?


    Seven occupations make more than $100K a year

    By G. Scott Thomas
    bizjournals.com

    Doctors, pilots and lawyers deliver essential services, often at strange hours and under high stress.

    And they're paid well for their effort.

    Doctors earn more than anyone else in the private sector, averaging $145,688 a year, according to a Bizjournals.com analysis of data from the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics.

    Airplane pilots and navigators rank second at $128,406, followed by lawyers at $118,004. The numbers are for 2004, the latest year available.

    Seven occupations made the six-figure list of salaries. Joining doctor, pilots and lawyers are: optometrists, with an annual average of $116,403; medical-science professors, $115,786; marketing and advertising managers, $103,883; and law professors, $103,283.

    The bureau estimated wages and hours for hundreds of jobs, based on a survey of employers in the private and public sectors. Bizjournals.com narrowed the focus to full-time workers on the private side and removed statistics for part-time employees and government workers.

    The Bizjournals.com study shows the connection between salary and education. Seven of the top 10 jobs require postgraduate degrees, while two call for bachelor's degrees. Airlines generally prefer that pilots be college grads, though they don't insist upon it, but they do require the rigorous commercial pilot's license.
    The typical private-sector worker earned $37,715 in 2004. Waiters and waitresses, the lowest-paying occupation, earned $8,751 per year. That figure does not include tips, which were not covered by the Bureau of Labor Statistics survey.

    It's no surprise that professional, technical and managerial jobs dominate the upper end of the private-sector rankings. White-collar jobs paid an average of $46,744 in 2004, far ahead of the blue-collar average of $32,618.

    The top 59 occupations in the salary standings are classified as white collar. The highest-paying blue collar job is oil well drillers, who rank 60th overall and earn $62,409 per year.

    The study found no link between annual wages and hours. Employees at nine of the 10 lowest-paying jobs averaged more than 1,900 hours at work in 2004. But four of the 10 highest-paying jobs fell below the 1,900-hour threshold, with airline pilots averaging just 1,083.

    Physicians yield first place in the rankings when salaries and hours are combined. Pilots soar to the top with average earnings of $118.58 per hour. Then come doctors ($66.58) and law professors ($66.55 per hour).


    Food Spoilage Tips


    Finally, a way to know what to throw-out and what to save!

    EGGS: When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg is probably past its prime.

    MAYONNAISE: If it makes you violently ill after you eat it, the mayonnaise is spoiled.

    FROZEN FOODS: Frozen foods that have become an integral part of the defrosting problem in your freezer compartment will probably be spoiled -- (or wrecked anyway) by the time you pry them out with a kitchen knife.

    EXPIRATION DATES: This is NOT a marketing ploy to encourage you to throw away perfectly good food so that you'll spend more on groceries. Perhaps you'd benefit by having a calendar in your kitchen.

    MEAT: If opening the refrigerator door causes stray animals from a three-block radius to congregate outside your house, the meat is spoiled.

    BREAD: Sesame seeds and Poppy seeds are the only officially acceptable "spots" that should be seen on the surface of any loaf of bread. Fuzzy and hairy looking white or green growth areas are a good indication your bread has turned into a pharmaceutical laboratory experiment.

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    FLOUR: Flour is spoiled when it wiggles.

    SALT: It never spoils.

    LETTUCE: Iceberg lettuce is spoiled when you can't get it off the bottom of the vegetable crisper without Comet. Romaine lettuce is spoiled when it turns liquid.

    CANNED GOODS: Any canned goods that have become the size or shape of a softball should be disposed of. Carefully. Very, very carefully!

    RAISINS: Raisins should not be harder than your teeth.

    POTATOES: Fresh potatoes do not have roots, branches, or dense, leafy undergrowth.

    CHIP DIP: If you can take it out of its container and bounce it on the floor, it has gone bad.

    EMPTY CONTAINERS: Putting empty containers back into the refrigerator is an old trick, but it only works if you live with someone or have a maid.

    UNMARKED ITEMS: You know it's well beyond prime when you're tempted to discard the Tupperware along with the food. Generally speaking, Tupperware containers should not burp when you open them.

    GENERAL RULE OF THUMB: Most food cannot be kept longer than the average life span of a goldfish. Keep a goldfish nearby your refrigerator to gauge this.




    Political Science for Dummies

    DEMOCRATIC
    You have two cows.
    Your neighbor has none.
    You feel guilty for being successful.
    Barbara Streisand sings for you.

    REPUBLICANISM
    You have two cows.
    Your neighbor has none.
    So?

    SOCIALIST
    You have two cows.
    The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
    You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

    COMMUNIST
    You have two cows.
    The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
    You wait in line for hours to get it.
    It is expensive and sour.

    CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
    You have two cows.
    You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

    BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
    You have two cows.
    Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.

    AMERICAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
    You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have down sized and are reducing expenses. Your stock goes up.

    FRENCH CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You go on strike because you want three cows.
    You go to lunch and drink wine.
    Life is good.

    JAPANESE CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
    They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
    Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

    GERMAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
    Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

    ITALIAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
    While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
    You break for lunch.
    Life is good.

    RUSSIAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You have some vodka.
    You count them and learn you have five cows.
    You have some more vodka.
    You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
    The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.

    TALIBAN CORPORATION
    You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.
    You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.
    You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.

    IRAQI CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    They go into hiding.
    They send radio tapes of their mooing.

    POLISH CORPORATION
    You have two bulls.
    Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

    BELGIAN CORPORATION
    You have one cow.
    The cow is schizophrenic.
    Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish.
    The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
    The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.
    The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
    The cow dies happy.

    FLORIDA CORPORATION
    You have a black cow and a brown cow.
    Everyone votes for the best looking one.
    Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one.
    Some people vote for both.
    Some people vote for neither.
    Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
    Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best-looking cow.

    CALIFORNIA CORPORATION
    You have millions of cows.
    They make real California cheese.
    Only five speak English.
    Most are illegals.
    Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.


    Quick Housekeeping Tip

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    The Amish Computer Virus
    Thou hast just received the Amish Virus.

    As we haveth no technology nor programming experience, this virus worketh on the honor system. Please delete all files from thy hard drive and manually forward this virus to all on thy mailing list.

    We thank thee for thy cooperation.


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    Wednesday

    Political Tidbits-NY Times Lies and Democratic Dirty Tricks; TV Review-Those News Anchors and Commentators

    Political Tidbits

    Not Even Feingold Stuck Around

    One of the biggest giggles these past weeks across the political spectrum is Russ Feingold's attempt to boost his 2008 presidential campaign by offering a suggestion to censure the president for the NSA wiretaps.

    An act for which the American populace offers a collective ho-hum because, silly Americans, they have no problem with intercepting phone calls between so-called American citizens and terrorists abroad.

    Image hosted by Photobucket.comNow Feingold is a Democrat and I watched his boring and politically expedient speech with my own eyes the day he suggested the president be censured. The most galling, the most despicable of all, even beyond the silly actions described below by the WAPO, has to be how Feingold didn't even stick around after his speech! Indeed he ran like the dickens because the beloved cameras were waiting.
    Democratic senators, filing in for their weekly caucus lunch yesterday, looked as if they'd seen a ghost.

    "I haven't read it," demurred Barack Obama (Ill.).

    "I just don't have enough information," protested Ben Nelson (Neb.). "I really can't right now," John Kerry (Mass.) said as he hurried past a knot of reporters -- an excuse that fell apart when Kerry was forced into an awkward wait as Capitol Police stopped an aide at the magnetometer. Hillary Rodham Clinton (N.Y.) brushed past the press pack, shaking her head and waving her hand over her shoulder. When an errant food cart blocked her entrance to the meeting room, she tried to hide from reporters behind the 4-foot-11 Barbara Mikulski (Md.).

    Hillary hid by my own former Senator Barbara Mikulski? Mikulski's what, maybe four and a half feet tall! What a bunch of cowards.

    How About Those Saddam Documents?

    The government, under pressure from the Blogosphere and congress, has begun putting non-classified documents on a web site available to the public.Government Site for Iraqi Document Release.

    Already bloggers have circled the wagons and mind-boggling revelations are pouring forth.

    Like this, from Laura Mansfield.com:
    March 17, 2006: Documents confirm Saddam Hussein government knew Zarqawi headed Al Qaeda cell in Iraq in August 2002

    Documents released Thursday by the US government show that less than a year after the September 11, 2001 attacks on the United States, Saddam Hussein's government had identified at least one active Al Qaeda cell in his country.

    Among the Iraqi documents collected by U.S. intelligence during the Iraq war amd released Thursday is a document, released only in Arabic, which the US government describes as follows:

    2002 Iraqi Intelligence Correspondence concerning the presence of al-Qaida Members in Iraq. Correspondence between IRS members on a suspicion, later confirmed, of the presence of an Al-Qaeda terrorist group. Moreover, it includes photos and names.

    A translation of the document shows that the Al Qaeda terrorist that Saddam Hussein's government had identified was none other than Abu Mus'ab al Zarqawi, who emerged as one of the leading terrorists in post-Saddam Hussein Iraq.

    The document, dated August 17, 2002, identifies the Al Qaeda member as Ahmed Fadil Nizal Al Khalaylah, the real name of Zarqawi, and includes a series of photos of Zarqawi.

    But it gets better.

    FreeRepublic has an Arab translator, delightful fellow who was quoted in the Boston Globe, who is working diligently to translate the documents. The site has compiled all of these translations for easy access and major media are checking it out.

    So far translated documents reveal that Iraqi intelligence officials met with Osama bin Laden in Sudan, that Saddam did have weapons of mass destruction with details on a meeting on how to hide them from U.N. inspectors, and that Russia was passing U.S. intelligence on to Saddam.

    Isn't it about time we look deep into what Saddam was up to via these documents and stop the teeth-gnashing over a war the vast majority of our elected representatives voted for?

    These translations are currently flying under the national radar but give it time. The truth simply cannot be ignored. Especially truth recorded, videotaped and scribed by the enemy.

    Bloggers in the Cross Hairs of Campaign Finance Reform

    I cannot stomach John McCain. Ever since the man stomped all over my free speech rights with that ridiculous campaign finance reform act. In conjunction with that great American patriot, Russ Feingold, I might add.

    Now McCain, aligned with Joseph Lieberman, is trying to quash so-called "grass roots" organizations. This would include bloggers.

    Oh. But only if your blog is read by over 500 people. So my personal blog would be exempt from whatever ridiculous rules the congress critters want to use to cripple ordinary citizens from internet discourse. But Blogcritics, where I also post, will have to shut down political talk one month before an election. This is if the new law follows the pattern of that unconstitutional campaign finance reform nonsense.

    From Newsmax.com:
    The Senate is scheduled to debate lobbying reform shortly after it returns from this week's recess. While most congressional attention has focused on measures aimed at traditional lobbyists and lawmakers, there also have been attempts to impose restrictive new rules on grass-roots lobbying organizations.

    Senators John McCain, R-Ariz., and Joe Lieberman, D-Conn., are pushing a proposal to require these organizations to register and to report to Congress on their activities. Failure to comply would result in civil or criminal penalties.

    The proposal has grass-roots organizations understandably nervous. Using direct mail, phone banks and the Internet, these groups hail from all points on the political compass and portray themselves, not always accurately, as outsiders to the Washington scene.

    The underlying goal for every grass-roots operation is to mobilize an army of citizen activists to support their pet issues. Typically, they encourage the bombardment of congressional offices with constituent communications. Alerted and prodded, citizen activists daily send thousands of letters, e-mails, faxes and phone calls to Congress.

    Occasionally, these efforts make life exceedingly difficult for congressional interns and lowly staffers charged with responding to each communication.

    However, they also inform lawmakers about issues which engage their constituents' support and opposition - if by no other measure than the sheer volume of constituent contacts.

    McCain's proposal defines grass-roots lobbying broadly. He wants to regulate "any attempt to influence the general public ... to engage in lobbying contacts, whether or not those contacts were made on behalf of a client." In a rare bit of leniency, he exempts attempts to influence fewer than 500 people.

    Goodness we can't be bothering the vaunted congress critters with our emails and faxes. So they'll pass a law to shut us down.

    The California Lodi Trial

    It's anybody's guess why the mainstream media is ignoring this ongoing trial of terrorists living within the U.S. Maybe these "American citizens" got caught via the NSA intercept program planning their treachery and goodness can't report about terrorists actually being caught by this program.

    From Littlegreenfootballs.com:
    SACRAMENTO, Calif. - A prosecutor says publications promoting jihad and a Pakistani militant group were found in the home of a Lodi father and son who are standing trial on terror-related charges.

    Hamid Hayat (hah-MEED' HY'-et) is being tried on charges of providing material support to terrorists by attending an al-Qaida training camp and separate charges of lying to the F-B-I. His father, Umer (OO'-mer) Hayat is also charged with lying to the F-B-I.

    The prosecutor told jurors yesterday that F-B-I agents found the items while searching the family home two days after the men were arrested last June.

    The Sound of Silence

    Donald Rumsfeld penned his own op-ed recently and it appeared in the Washington Post on St. Patrick's day. So far, well how can anyone argue with the man?

    They haven't.
    By Donald H. Rumsfeld
    Sunday, March 19, 2006; B07

    Image hosted by Photobucket.comSome have described the situation in Iraq as a tightening noose, noting that "time is not on our side"and that "morale is down." Others have described a "very dangerous" turn of events and are "extremely concerned."

    Who are they that have expressed these concerns? In fact, these are the exact words of terrorists discussing Iraq -- Abu Musab al-Zarqawi and his associates -- who are describing their own situation and must be watching with fear the progress that Iraq has made over the past three years.

    The terrorists seem to recognize that they are losing in Iraq. I believe that history will show that to be the case.

    Fortunately, history is not made up of daily headlines, blogs on Web sites or the latest sensational attack. History is a bigger picture, and it takes some time and perspective to measure accurately.

    Democrat to Plead Guilty

    Scooter Libby lost his job over essentially nothing and this chick from the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee pleads guilty to illegally obtaining Maryland’s Lt. Governor Michael Steele’s credit report.

    And Chuck Schumer, alleged champion of privacy rights, finds time to comment on everything but has no comment on this?

    From the Washington Times:
    A former Democratic operative will plead guilty to a federal charge of illegally obtaining Maryland Lt. Gov. Michael S. Steele's credit report, the woman's attorney said yesterday.

    Lauren Weiner, who was a researcher for the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee (DSCC) last year when she accessed the credit data, will plead guilty to the misdemeanor offense in coming weeks, said her attorney, Whitney C. Ellerman.

    She will likely be sentenced to 150 hours of community service with no jail time or fines, and her criminal record will be erased after one year of probation.

    Mr. Steele, a Republican candidate for the U.S. Senate, said he would be disappointed if the DSCC is not held accountable for the actions of its operatives.

    "It is a stain on the entire organization and the operations of the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee," Mr. Steele said yesterday. "It's the kind of politics that turns people off and demeans the electoral process."

    The lieutenant governor said he is consulting attorneys about legal recourses to pursue.

    "What is the point of the law if you are not going to feel the pinch of it?" Mr. Steele said.

    Sen. Charles E. Schumer of New York, DSCC chairman and a champion of laws that combat identity theft, declined to comment on Miss Weiner's plea.

    Selling Ocean Front Property in the Desert to the NY Times

    If the story pleases them, the NY Times prints it. Doesn’t have to be true or anything and if it makes America look bad, well there you have it.

    In this case they loved the story about the prisoner at Abu Ghraib pictured with arms extended while standing on a block. During the Abu Ghraib fizzle this picture was featured widely by the mainstream media.

    Below, heh, the raw and tragic story by this poor soul.
    The Lie Story
    Almost two years later, Ali Shalal Qaissi's wounds are still raw.

    Image hosted by Photobucket.comThere is the mangled hand, an old injury that became infected by the shackles chafing his skin.

    There is the slight limp, made worse by days tied in uncomfortable positions. And most of all, there are the nightmares of his nearly six-month ordeal at Abu Ghraib prison in 2003 and 2004.

    Such prose. This poor fellow has a limp and a mangled hand. All due to the mean American soldiers who so tormented him.

    Heh.

    The True Story
    A front-page article last Saturday profiled Ali Shalal Qaissi, identifying him as the hooded man forced to stand on a box, attached to wires, in a photograph from the Abu Ghraib prison abuse scandal of 2003 and 2004. He was shown holding such a photograph. As an article on Page A1 today makes clear, Mr. Qaissi was not that man.

    The Times did not adequately research Mr. Qaissi's insistence that he was the man in the photograph. Mr. Qaissi's account had already been broadcast and printed by other outlets, including PBS and Vanity Fair, without challenge. Lawyers for former prisoners at Abu Ghraib vouched for him. Human rights workers seemed to support his account. The Pentagon, asked for verification, declined to confirm or deny it.

    Heh.

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    TV News Personalities-A Critique from a News Junkee

    When one watches the news almost 24/7 one cannot help but glean the personality of the one reporting and/or editorializing about the day's current events.

    Another Blogcritic, Scott Butki, has written some excellent articles on Larry King and Art Buchwald. Thus I was inspired to take keyboard in hand, toothpick in teeth and tongue in cheek. For the mighty news anchors/commentators cause me fury, laughter, disdain and anger, sometimes all within a one-minute time span.

    Let us begin with John Gibson of Fox news. John can be seen hosting Fox's 5 p.m. The Big Story. I often ponder that this news show was titled after Gibson's hair. This fellow has the biggest hair of any of the news anchors. Indeed a Fox viewer found a vegetable shaped like Gibson, big hair and all. It was a tomato I think, so go figure.

    Gibson does a passable job of reporting the day's events but he is by no means impartial. I'd argue that Fox is known far and wide for its conservative slant on the news so this should come as no surprise. Every day John presents what he calls "My Word" and it's a bit of biased editorializing and most times I agree with "John's Word".

    In fact, beginning or ending a show with personal editorials is not at all unusual for Fox but I appreciate the effort to stipulate the commentary as personal opinion only. Bill O'Reilly is the anchor of The O'Reilly Factor seen nightly on Fox in the coveted 8 p.m. slot.

    I cannot stand Bill O'Reilly. Period. And that bit about talking dirty over the telephone that was all the embarrassment last year for good old Bill doesn't help my dislike a bit. O'Reilly too features a segment called "Talking Points", usually at the beginning of his show. I am so glad that O'Reilly doesn't write the talking points for the Republican party as I've never heard such a ridiculous mish-mash of nothing.

    Although O'Reilly is featured on the Fox News Network, he is anything but a conservative. In fact, O'Reilly is a traitor to conservatives, frankly, and will suck up to any Hollywood loon who would guest on his show. O'Reilly is also a terrible interviewer. He tends to cut people off in mid-sentence and although he often promises to give his guest "the last word", he seldom does.

    Brit HumeWe move on to another Fox News personality and the object of my unbridled passion for many years. I speak specifically of Brit Hume of the high forehead and firm but kind demeanor.

    If Brit Hume were to ask for my hand in marriage I would leave my husband today and rush to Brit's side. Alas, Brit is married and has suffered great personal tragedy in the suicide of his son. Which only makes me love him more but I'm also fond of how he shoots down Juan Williams every Sunday. It's a sight to behold as Juan- also a Fox personality, very liberal though Fox news critics often shout that Fox is not fair and balanced- spouts the Democratic talking points as Brit sighs and holds out his benevolent hand that would bring peace to the world if given a chance.

    Brit hosts Fox News' Special Report during the 6 p.m. time slot cherished by news organizations in this country. Generally the first half hour is a reporting of the news of the day. Brit also does a small vignette at the half hour called "The Grapevine" and often his tidbits are on politics flying below the radar.

    Brit then moves on to his panel. News as reported earlier is then discussed with various and sundry pundits as Brit poses the questions and artfully steers the discussion.

    But it is not all about Fox News. Any certified news junkee would not be caught dead not watching NBC's Meet the Press. Unless, of course, said news junkee is dead, which could be an excuse. This brings me to Tim Russert, a handsome fellow who is also the object of my news junkee obsessions.

    Conservatives tend to bash Russert as being too liberal but I think Tim does a fine job hosting what is the mostly widely watched of all the Sunday talk shows. The broadcast media does not have, at least on paper, as much editorial freedom as the cable media. Sure Russert often asks some tough questions that could be considered anti-conservative. But he asks the tough anti-liberal questions too.

    Recently Russert engaged in a stunt where he promoted his son's fledgling sports broadcasting career in a rather sneaky manner that smelled to high-heaven of blatant nepotism. I lost a little respect for Tim because of this incident.

    Chris MatthewsAnd now there’s the object of my total derision, who can be found at MSNBC. I speak of MSNBC’s Chris Matthews. Chris does a nightly show on MSNBC called Hardball. Depending on the guest of the night, one could easily change “Hardball” to “Softball”. What’s especially annoying, Chris will often launch into a personal vignette during which he will frame the discussion based on assumptions he formed from memories of his glory days back during the Tip O’Neill era. Matthews will continue on with his personal observations right over the discussion then upon, totally disrupting the flow of thought and to the annoyance, one must assume, of his guests.

    Matthews also hosts a Sunday afternoon talk show with one very refreshing feature. It’s called “tell me something I don’t know”. Each guest is charged with providing an intriguing tidbit, either based on rumor, fact or speculation, that Chris- and the audience- has not heard before.

    Chris Matthews lives in the insular inside-the-beltway world of Washington D.C. He tends to get excited over anything he thinks will become big news. The problem being, Chris often gets the notion of “big news” wrong. He was all over the place over the Valerie Plame thing, even going on NBC’s Today show, declaring that the Fitzgerald investigation was bigger than Watergate and would bring down Dick Cheney’s entire staff if not the VP himself. See, in the elite world of Chris Matthews, the Plame/Fitzgerald thing is probably a big deal. Out here in the land of mere mortals, that entire joke of a case is regarded with a collective ho-hum.

    In spite of my rancor and derision, I regularly flip over to Hardball during the 7:00 p.m. time slot. It’s refreshing to listen to someone so not a part of my world, so out of tune, just for the humor of it. Oh, and Chris really needs to get rid of his semi-regular guest, Ronald Reagan jr. Here’s a fellow who is an expert on dog shows but hey, he’s just as out of touch with the world of middle class minions as Chris Matthews himself.

    The world of the news and commentary shows is not entirely populated by the males of the species. True crime aficionados have to love Nancy Grace. Not that she’s especially lovable during her self-named show on CNN during the 10:00 p.m. time slot. Nancy tends to growl at her guests and she’s especially hateful to defense attorneys. A trait I find a bit endearing in that lawyers are generally not all that sympathetic. She tends to talk right over her guests at times and there are moments when insults fly right over the air to viewer amusement.

    We return to Fox for their 9:00 p.m. time slot and tune into Hannity and Colmes. Sean Hannity is the conservative of the team; Colmes the liberal. While Sean is cuter than a teddy bear I can’t bear to listen to him do an interview and indeed had to tune out on his radio show for his embarrassing rudeness.

    An example would be the evening that a prostitute was a guest on Hannity and Colmes. It’s not often that an admitted “sex worker” agrees to go on television and here was a lady with a lot to tell. Sean gets on his high horse where he begins to pontificate with all the righteous of the always-righteous and if he was close by I’d smack him alongside the head like his mother I am old enough to be.

    “Would you want your daughter to be a sex worker,” Sean asked this woman, over and over and over. Now obviously she didn’t want to get into that. Yet no matter how the woman tried to re-direct the conversation Sean kept on with this very rude question. This kind of behavior denies the viewer a chance to hear what this strangely fascinating person has to say. This while King Hannity continues to try and wow the audience with his “point”- to whit-being a sex worker is not something you want your daughters to be. We get it already, Sean, now let the lady talk!

    Wolf BlitzerCNN’s Wolf Blitzer has been a darling of mine from the early nineties when he was a battle-hardened field reporter during the first Gulf War. Wolf hosts The Situation Room during the 4:00 p.m. time period on CNN. Wolf is soft-spoken and a good interviewer. Although there are times when Wolf lets his guests off entirely too easy. Recently he had Clinton Secretary of State Madeline Albright on for his Late Edition Sunday talk show. To my astonishment this woman declared the recent Iraq offensive dubbed “the swarm” as an attempt by the Bush administration to deflect attention away from Bush’s falling polling numbers.

    Come on, folks. What an outlandish assertion that any president would risk the lives of American soldiers for low poll numbers. Wolf did jump right on this and pressed Albright on it. She then backtracked and mumbled her way out of it. Blitzer, being the gentleman that he is, let it drop. He did assert, as forcefully as Wolf is capable, that such a statement was big news and if true, could be grounds for impeachment. This was a time when the “hardball” version of Chris Matthews would have been helpful. Although since the inside-the-beltway crowd thinks of Iraq as a nasty war in a far, far galaxy, Chris would not have had a clue.

    Anderson Cooper is alleged to be part of the Vanderbilt clan, continuing on with the tradition of nepotism in the world of news commentary and reporting. Cooper hosts Anderson Cooper 360 during CNN’s 10:00 p.m. time slot.

    Think boiled cauliflower with no salt. Think vanilla ice cream on an expansive white plate. Think of whatever boring icon that passes your mind. This sums up Anderson Cooper.

    Lou DobbsFinally, there’s Lou Dobbs, host of CNN’s Lou Dobbs Tonight during CNN’s 7:00 p.m. time slot.

    There is no more partisan news anchor than Lou Dobbs save perhaps CBS’ Dan Rather. In a recent “Notable/Quotable” column, I feature a treacherously biased quote by Dobbs.

    Can’t stomach the man.

    There’s plenty more news and commentary hosts and hostesses who either endear, enrage or anger. Perhaps another day and another missive. For now, those who end up broadcasting across the cable or airwaves to arrive regularly into my home cause me to form opinions and excellent analysis for yon reader.

    Your mileage, of course, may vary.




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    True Crime-The Minister's Wife, Debra LaFave, Missing Family Update; Political Cartoon Montage

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    The Minister’s Wife

    A woman shooting her husband isn’t all that odd. Add the component that the husband was a minister beloved by his congregation and the disappearance of the wife and three children after the deed and there’s the makings of a true crime that doesn’t end with just the facts.

    For Mary Alice Winkler was a substitute teacher at a local school, Matthew Winkler was a minister, the three daughters are adorable and by all accounts, the family participated in normal social events and always seem companionable and happy.

    It’s always that way, isn’t it?

    The good news is that Mary Winkler and the three daughters were found safe. It had initially been feared that the disappearance of Matthew Winkler’s family after his death could indicate a forced abduction. Although that bit about the family van also missing seemed to point to a wife taking off after shooting her husband.

    Once Mary Winkler was found speculation abounded. Why did she kill her husband, the handsome cable anchors asked? Where are the children? Why did she run? Where was she going?

    The latest is that Mary Winkler has been charged with first-degree murder of her husband. That first-degree thing is ominous as it implicates pre-meditation.

    When reporters queried the police on the whereabouts of the children the police were oddly mum. “They are at the police station and being questioned gently by authorities,” I paraphrase the response. The public was assured that the children did not witness the murder.

    Now one would suppose that questioning the children was required in this circumstance but it seemed that as a response to every query the police responded that the children were still being questioned. This went on, as the handsome cable news anchors kept reporting, for over eight hours by my count.

    Also, the handsome cable news anchors kept reassuring us that the motive for the murder was not infidelity. Now it is softly whispered that Mary Winkler might have killed her husband for abusing the daughters.

    The crime was not done in the passion of a marital moment of discord or that first-degree thing would not be in effect. Also, the lengthy questioning of the children seemed odd. The children have now been released to their grandparents the handsome cable anchors report.

    If speculation proves correct, this could be an interesting case. Will a woman who murdered her husband for abusing the children get a pass? Are the prosecutors fairly certain that this first-degree charge will stick? Will this be a death penalty case?

    For now it’s all naught but speculation although I’d argue the handsome cable news anchors are fueling the flames. Soon enough Mary Winkler will get an attorney and soon after that he will be all over the airwaves telling of the awful predicament his client was in and there you’ll have it. If speculation proves correct than this is a case that will be tried before the public.

    From the Jackson Sun:
    By ANDREW TRAN
    Jackson Sun
    Originally published March 24, 2006

    SELMER - The wife of a Selmer minister found slain in his parsonage was being questioned Thursday night as a suspect in his death after she and her three young daughters were found unharmed almost 400 miles from home.

    Image hosted by Photobucket.comMary Winkler, 32, was spotted by police parked along the side of a road in Orange Beach, Ala., in the couple's minivan about 7:30 p.m. The couple's three daughters, Breanna Winkler, 1, Mary Alice Winkler, 6, and Patricia Winkler, 8, "appear to be in good physical condition," and their mother was cooperative with police, Tennessee Bureau of Investigation spokeswoman Jennifer Johnson said. There was no one else with the Winkler family at the time they were found, Johnson said.

    Since Mary Winkler was found with no evidence of trauma and with no extra passenger, authorities said it begs questions about why she was found in Alabama almost 24 hours after her husband was found dead.

    "It's almost like she didn't know where she was going," Johnson said, adding, "We've known all along that she was going to be characterized as a suspect or a victim. ... She hasn't been arrested yet, but there are some tough questions we need to ask her."

    Matthew Brian Winkler, 31, was found dead Wednesday night in a bedroom of the family's home on Mollie Drive, which was the parsonage for the Fourth Street Church of Christ. A church member said Winkler appeared to have been shot in the back, though police would not comment on his injuries.

    Aruban Cop Theory on Natalee Holloway-Duh

    The Aruban Keystone Kops have a theory on what happened to Natalee Holloway and it isn’t that she was murdered. According to the head Keystone Kop-Gerold Dompig, Natalee likely died from a lethal combination of drugs and alcohol. Dompig claims that Joran and that other duo of lies and deceit are still suspects as they likely had something to do with it.

    According to Dompig, Natalee was seen “in possession” of drugs. No mention on what drugs Natalee had or on who the witness is that reported this. Also the Aruban police say they’ve received reliable information on where Natalee’s body is buried and just as soon as the Aruban police are done with all their press interviews they damn well intend to go look.

    It’s been speculated for about forever that Natalee might have been slipped a date-rape drug. This is nothing new. I’d buy that the Kalpoe boys and lovely, lying Joran didn’t intend to murder Natalee, that a date-rape drug combined with the alcohol may have caused Natalee to unexpectedly die to the boys’ lustful horror.

    I doubt very seriously those “drugs” Natalee was alleged to have in her possession were date-rape drugs, go on, this is not something a female would keep on hand. I’d guess Natalee had a dime bag of pot or some such and if so, it’s a great leap to this fact being affirmation of death by drugs and alcohol; the implication being that Natalee administered the drugs to herself.

    From CBS news:
    Cop's Theory: Natalee Wasn't Murdered

    (CBS) Gerold Dompig, deputy chief of police in Aruba and the man leading the investigation into the disappearance of Alabama teen Natalee Holloway, tells 48 Hours correspondent Troy Roberts he feels strongly that Holloway was not murdered, but probably died from complications involving alcohol and, possibly, drugs as well.

    Dompig makes his remarks in an exclusive interview this Saturday, March 25 at 10 p.m. ET/PT.

    The chief investigator tells Roberts that he has credible witnesses who say the young woman had drugs in her possession. Dompig also says police have witnesses who claim Holloway was drinking "excessively" on the day she disappeared.

    Update on Missing Family in Motor Home

    As reported in this column last week, the Stiver family embarked on a trip to the coast in their motor home only to end up missing for over two weeks.

    The first new information since last week and as a commenter pointed out, the entire family has been found. All were well having gotten stranded on a snowy road but with plenty of supplies to keep them warm and well-fed.

    But there’s another intriguing tidbit about this odd journey. Seems Peter Stivers’ mother and step-father were wanted in Arizona for drug charges. From what I’ve read about the charges, they’re not benign, involving the discovery of bags of crack on their property. Mr. And Mrs. Higginbotham have suddenly disappeared from the public stage. Later articles have the couple vowing to clear their name and restore their reputation.

    From the source of the quote below Peter also declared that he only sees his parents once every eight years or so and this seems odd. He also affirms his parents’ “shady past”. Yet they all went on this jaunt and under the circumstances should have renewed their acquaintance over the many days they were stranded.

    It’s been asserted that this “disappearance” was planned to keep authorities away from the Higginbothams. Although I don’t know how this would work because they had to return home someday.

    From Dailytidings.com:
    Currently, no one knows the whereabouts of Elbert Higginbotham and Rebecca Ann Bess (aka Becky Higginbotham), according to the family. The pair are wanted in Arizona on drug charges. Higginbotham last met with a Daily Tidings reporter at 2 p.m. Thursday.

    “He went to the hospital to pick up his medicine,” Ed Hill, grandfather of the children who were stranded for 17 days, said at the 3 p.m. press conference. Higginbotham was informed of the warrant earlier in the day.

    Later, at their home, the Hills said they did not know where Higginbotham and Bess might have gone. “They may have checked into a hotel,” said their daughter-in-law Marlo Hill-Stivers, who was stranded in an RV with them. “We haven’t heard from them all day.”

    Peter Stivers, son of Bess and step-son of Higginbotham, said he suspected that his parents’ shady past would come up as media attention grew.

    Missing for Ten Years, Now Home Again

    Tanya Kach was 14 years old when she went missing. She is now 24 and by befriending a deli owner, the “Sparico” referred to in the quote below, she was discovered and re-united with her family.

    If ever a story had way more to it than currently in the public knowledge it has to be this one. Her “abductor” is a school security guard, Thomas Hose. Tanya was kept against her will, so she alleges, by Hose, who also lives with his elderly parents.

    Now for ten years this guy kept Kach captive right under his parents’ nose and they didn’t notice? Indeed Tanya was out and about, witness her deli-owner friend. And she couldn’t plea for safe release? Further, Hose’s attorney is currently all over the air waves declaring his client completely innocent and this is “no way” a kidnap case.

    Getting away from “blaming the victim” mentality, Tanya was only 14 years old at the time of her “abduction”. Hose was considerably older and even if he and Tanya were in love or some such, this is still a crime. Yet Tanya is now 24 and if it can’t proved that she was held against her will, do any charges of statutory rape still stand?

    From ABCnews.com
    Image hosted by Photobucket.comSparico told "Good Morning America" the alleged captor is a security guard at a school, and that he brainwashed her into thinking that her family didn't want her anymore.

    He and Kach had allegedly concocted a cover story, telling people that she'd met him when he was 18 and he was working as a security guard at a mall.

    Sparico said Kach told him she was kept in a bedroom in the house of her captor's parents. She said the parents were unaware she was there, because he locked her in when he went to work.

    Interesting Littlejohn Update

    Besides having the earmarks of a fledgling serial murder, lies by bar owners, and possible other connected crimes, all reported here on a recent true crime post, the murder of Imette St. Guillen takes another twist. And it’s not good.

    For Darryl Littlejohn, the ex-con bar bouncer and alleged murderer of St. Guillen, is prone to nosebleeds. Which could explain the presence of Littlejohn’s blood on those cable ties used to bind St. Guillen’s hands.

    It would seem, as I speculate, that Littlejohn’s defense will be that his blood on the cable ties, even the cat hairs on the blanket, are all because he worked at The Falls bar and these items are allegedly from the basement of that bar.

    So as an employee, and prone to nose bleeds, it’s possible that Littlejohn had a nosebleed at some point while rooting around The Falls bar’s cellar.

    From the Boston Herald.com:
    Source: Bloody nose likely DNA source
    By Michele McPhee
    Boston Herald
    Thursday, March 23, 2006 - Updated: 01:26 PM EST

    NEW YORK - A history of nose bleeds could explain why Darryl Littlejohn's blood was found smeared on the plastic bindings used to tie up murder victim Imette St. Guillen, a law enforcement said last night, hours after the career criminal was indicted and charged in her macabre murder.

    The career criminal accused of killing the Boston native claimed in a TV report aired last night that the absence of wounds on his body should raise questions about the blood allegedly containing his DNA found on plastic straps that bound St. Guillen's wrists.

    But a law enforcement source said jailed suspect Darryl Littlejohn is prone to nose bleeds, easily accounting for the evidence. He is charged with first-degree murder, kidnapping, and unlawful imprisonment.

    In a jail interview with WCBS-TV, Littlejohn, 41, denied killing St. Guillen and said police "have the wrong person."

    Bi-polar Debra LaFave Goes Free

    And she’s damn mad about the media attention.

    Image hosted by Photobucket.comAlthough, by me, her press conference chastising us idiots out here in la-la land who don’t get it that bi-polar disorder could cause such odd actions as teachers having sex with a young teen student in the back seats of cars.

    She’s working on her public image although I wouldn’t be surprised to see this young woman as a Playboy centerfold sometime in the near future.

    The prosecutors settled on a plea deal in this case because LaFave’s young victim would not testify. Simple as that. This decision has nothing at all to do with any bi-polar disorder as LaFave would have us believe.

    The picture above is from LaFave’s wedding day. Yon reader might want to check out Wizbangblog.com’s site on this case as there’s an abundance of pictures of the sexy Miss LaFave plus information on other pictures of the teacher that exist but have not been released.

    If You Can’t Be Drunk In a Bar, Than Where?

    Although public drinking to the point of intoxication is a problem, in that drunks tend to do bad things like drive or engage in any manner of behavior that is not to the public’s greater good.

    So Texas plans on arresting drunk people right at the source.

    Well it might work.

    From Yahoo.com:
    Texas arresting people in bars for being drunk.

    SAN ANTONIO, Texas (Reuters) - Texas has begun sending undercover agents into bars to arrest drinkers for being drunk, a spokeswoman for the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission said on Wednesday.

    The first sting operation was conducted recently in a Dallas suburb where agents infiltrated 36 bars and arrested 30 people for public intoxication, said the commission's Carolyn Beck.

    Being in a bar does not exempt one from the state laws against public drunkenness, Beck said.

    The goal, she said, was to detain drunks before they leave a bar and go do something dangerous like drive a car.

    "We feel that the only way we're going to get at the drunk driving problem and the problem of people hurting each other while drunk is by crackdowns like this," she said.

    With tongue-in-cheek and for leaving with a smile, we humbly offer the following warnings be placed on alcohol containers. Thanks to Granpa Russ email group.

  • WARNING:

    The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are:

    Whispering when you are not.

  • WARNING:

    The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

  • WARNING:

    The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

  • WARNING:

    The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

  • WARNING:

    The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

  • WARNING:

    The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

  • WARNING:

    The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

  • WARNING:

    The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

  • WARNING:

    The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.

  • WARNING:

    The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

  • WARNING:

    The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode



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    Hero Dog Receives Award


    Katrina -- the dog, not the storm -- appears onstage at an awards dinner Saturday night.

    Image hosted by Photobucket.comLOS ANGELES (March 19) - A Labrador retriever who saved a man from drowning in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina received a standing ovation on Saturday night at an awards dinner attended by leading animal rights supporters.

    The dog, now called Katrina, was brought on stage and named guest of honor at the 20th annual Genesis Awards, given by the Humane Society of the United States to those who help advance the cause of animal rights.

    Katrina the dog was featured on a report from Los Angeles television station KCAL. The man she rescued told how the black dog helped pull him from the flood to higher ground and credited her with saving his life.

    After broadcasting the report, KCAL sent a team back to New Orleans to rescue the dog.Seven television stations and networks from around the country were cited for their reporting on animal rescues in New Orleans after the flood. Also cited for special praise was a volunteer, Jane Garrison, who rescued 1,300 animals in the course of just over six weeks, while living in her car.

    Among media awards, the Brigitte Bardot international reporting prize went to the Japan Times for breaking a media blackout and reporting in detail how 400,000 dolphins are slaughtered annually off the coast of Japan.

    Reut03:54 03-19-06


    The Dog Dictionary

  • DOG BED:
    any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room.

  • DROOL:
    Is what you do when your mom and dad have food and you don't. To do this properly you must sit as close as you can and look sad and let the drool fall to the floor, or better yet, on their laps.

  • SNIFF:
    A social custom to use when you greet other dogs. Place your nose as close as you can to the other dog's rear end and inhale deeply, repeat several times, or until your person makes you stop.

  • GARBAGE CAN:
    A container where mom and dad put food they don't want to test your ingenuity. You must stand on your hind legs and try to push the lid off with your nose. If you do it right you are rewarded with margarine wrappers to shred, beef bones to consume and moldy crusts of bread.

  • BICYCLES:
    Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush and dash out, bark loudly and run alongside for a few yards; the person then swerves and falls into the bushes, and you prance away.

  • DEAFNESS:
    This is an affliction which affects dogs when their mom or dad want them in and they want to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly at the person, then running in the opposite direction, or lying down.

  • THUNDER:
    This is a signal that the world is coming to an end. Mom and dad remain amazingly calm during thunderstorms, so it is necessary to warn them of the danger by trembling uncontrollably, panting, rolling your eyes wildly and following their every move.

  • WASTEBASKET:
    This is a dog toy filled with paper, envelopes, and old candy wrapper. When you get bored, turn over the basket and strew the papers all over the house until your mom and dad comes home.

  • SOFAS:
    re to dogs like napkins are to people. After eating it is polite to run up and down the front of the sofa and wipe your whiskers clean.

  • BATH:
    This is a process by which mom and dad drench the floor, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently.

  • LEAN:
    Every good dogs's response to the command "sit !", especially if your mom and dad are dressed for an evening out. Incredibly effective before black-tie events.

  • BUMP:
    The best way to get your mom and dad's attention when they are drinking a fresh cup of coffee or tea.

  • GOOSE BUMP:
    A maneuver to use as a last resort when the Regular Bump doesn't get the attention you require.....especially effective when combined with The Sniff. See above.

    LOVE:
  • Is a feeling of intense affection, given freely and without restriction. The best way you can show your love is to wag your tail. If you're lucky, a human will love you in return.


  • How to Handle New Dog Meeting Old Cat


    Dogs, Cats and Other People -- Dog meets cat
    By Matthew "'Uncle Matty" Margolis

    Dear Uncle Matty: Everyone in our family, my husband and my two daughters and I, are upset about the way our 4-year-old Boxer is treating the little 1-year-old cat we brought home last week. From minute one, "Streak" has lived up to his name, chasing after this poor cat endlessly. We finally had to separate them until we could find out what to do with the situation. Is this going to change? Is this always the way it is when you introduce a cat to a dog or vice-versa? My neighbors have a dog and a cat, and they seem to adore each other, but the cat was in their home first. Maybe that is the reason. We just don't know but hope you can give some of your helpful advice. -- A.R., Sacramento, Calif.

    Dear A.R.: A successful introduction between a dog and a cat actually starts ahead of the first face-to-face meeting. Rule of thumb: If you have an older family dog, you already know your dog and his temperament. You want to bring home a kitten, not an older cat. If an older cat is the family pet, remember, cats are very territorial, too, so you want to bring home a puppy, not an older dog.

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    Always put the new pet in an open wire crate and allow your resident dog or cat to wander around the crate and get used to this new creature. If you have a new puppy, you can be crate training during this get-acquainted period. When the cat seems to accept the puppy, and whenever puppy comes out of the cage, keep him on a leash in the house and maintain control of the situation. You're going to need patience during the process.

    If you bring a kitten home, put the kitty in a wire crate, and let your dog do the investigating. Then, when its time to take kitty out of the crate, put the dog on a leash, and hold the cat in your arms. This situation needs patience, too.

    This isn't brain surgery, but you do need to really understand your family pet's temperament. If you have doubts, don't engage in wishful thinking -- hoping everything will work out. Instead, consult a professional trainer for a qualified answer and perhaps some training help.




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