Thursday

True Crime Update 12/20/07

Heading down the homestretch towards Christmas 2007, we wind down with a True Crime story about a woman arrested for cursing at her toilet.

Also, what’s the story with this beautiful news babe punching a cop? We’ve got pictures.

Finally, info on that Baltimore bus beating. We’ve got pics on this too only the victim ain’t so beautiful once these hate-crimers got done with her.



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Beware of Garbage Trucks
by David J. Pollay

How often do you let other people's nonsense change your mood? Do you let a bad driver, rude waiter, curt boss, or an insensitive employee ruin your day? Unless you're the Terminator, for an instant you're probably set back on your
heels. However, the mark of a successful person is how quickly one can get back their focus on what's important.

Sixteen years ago I learned this lesson. I learned it in the back of a New York City taxi cab.Here's what happened.

I hopped in a taxi, and we took off for Grand Central Station. We were driving in the right lane when, all of a sudden, a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his breaks, skidded, and missed the other car's back end by just inches!

The driver of the other car, the guy who almost caused a big accident, whipped his head around and he started yelling bad words at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was friendly. So, I said, "Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!"

pic of garbage truck with wording from tidbits 12.2007


And this is when my taxi driver told me what I now call, "The Law of the Garbage Truck."

"Many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it. And if you let them, they'll dump it on you.

When someone wants to dump on you, don't take it personally. You just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. You'll be happy you did."

So this was it: The "Law of the Garbage Truck." I started thinking, how often do I let Garbage Trucks run right over me? And how often do I take their garbage and spread it to other people: at work, at home, on the streets? It was that day I said, "I'm not going to do it anymore."

I began to see garbage trucks.

Like in the movie "The Sixth Sense," the little boy said, "I see Dead People."

Well, now "I see Garbage Trucks." I see the load they're carrying. I see them coming to drop it off. And like my Taxi Driver, I don't make it a personal thing; I just smile, wave, wish them well, and I move on.


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Sheesh. Next…a Taser Shot in the Potty Mouth

As a former flower child who once considered all police as “pigs” (not that I’m proud of that), I must soften my suspicions about a trend of late that disturbs me.

I mean is it just me or are the police of late getting a bit too quick with the taser? And if it isn’t a taser they seem so eager to apply, what the hell is this about arresting a woman for cursing at a stopped up toilet?

From ananova.com:
Dawn Herb, 31, of Scranton, Pennsylvania, was charged after an off duty police officer overheard her swear at an overflowing toilet.

Officer Patrick Gilman told the hearing he heard someone yell: "Are you f***ing retarded? Get me the f***ing mop."

Patrolman Gilman said he then yelled, "Watch your mouth", to which the person replied: "F*** off."

He then called Patrolman Gerald Tallo, who was on duty at the time, who charged Ms Herb after she admitted cursing at her toilet.

The article linked is not clear re where the woman was when she was doing the cursing but duh, the toilet was stopped up. I’m thinking she was in her bathroom.

Picture of woman who swore at toilet and was arrested


Which makes me think that perhaps her words were heard out the window by passers-by, perhaps. Maybe a neighbor heard her through thin walls?

Whatever the case, a judge later threw the case out, declaring the woman had a right to free speech.

What boggles my mind is this off duty police officer who obviously has no life and evidently quite enjoys the power of his badge a bit too much.

Law and order is one thing. A bunch of renegade bullies armed with tasers and arrest power is quite another.

Speaking of Bullies

I’d posted a link to an article about my fave writer, Mark Steyn, on this Blog…HERE. There was an error in my tease in that the tease stated that Steyn had been arrested. Steyn has not been arrested by, per this National Review link, Steyn was the target of a complaint filed by fine, proud Canadian Muslims who, ahem, didn’t like what the man said about them:
On December 4, the Canadian Islamic Congress announced that it had filed a complaint with three of Canada’s “human rights commissions” over an October 2006 article that Steyn had published in Maclean’s, Canada’s leading news weekly. “This article completely misrepresents Canadian Muslims’ values, their community, and their religion,” said Faisal Joseph, an attorney representing the complainants, in a press release. “We feel that it is imperative to challenge Maclean’s biased portrayal of Muslims in order to protect Canadian multiculturalism and tolerance.”

These are people who riot over cartoons for God’s sake.

There is an advantage to being a humble Blogger read by maybe two to three people every day. Because of those sensitive Muslim males read just how little I think of them and their childish antics for sure they’d be hauling me before some liberal commission or another.

The Muslims are famous for this tactic. That’s because they WANT to riot over cartoons but should those with the gift of words dare to point out their ludicrousness, well someone might agree with us.

Not to mention the Muslim controlled governments who issue two hundred lashes to victims of gang rape and hey, how about the proud Muslim fathers who strangle their daughters for refusing to wear Muslim head gear?

For sure they don’t want the scribes in our culture pointing out the illogic of their ways so they do what they must…they accuse you of hate crimes and haul you before some commission or another.

It’s like the story of the emperor with no clothes. We should all be too scared to point out what our common sense tells us is just plain not right.

The Drive-By Media’s Juiciest Story of the Week

Heh. This is a media story and folks, the media is loving it.

Well hey, hey, I’m enjoying the show as well. But for the Drive-by’s…the arrest of hot babe Alycia Lane is their dream come true story.

From Philly.com:
Undisputed is that early Sunday morning, Lane's taxi was caught behind a slow-moving car - which became the target of repeated honking by Lane's cabbie.

That's when police say an intoxicated male (who may or may not have been a local DJ) jumped out of the taxi and confronted the people in the other car, who turned out to be police. Lane allegedly got out of the taxi and began taking pictures with her iPhone.

Alycia Lane


According to the police report, she pressed the phone against the face of one of the officers, who then grabbed Lane's arm. Lane allegedly screamed, "I don't give a f--- who you are, I am a reporter, you f-----g dyke," and struck the officer in the face. She was arrested and charged with second-degree assault, to which she pleaded not guilty. Lane's lawyer denies she knew she was dealing with police and also that she struck the female cop.

Every night I hear a tease from whatever show is on my TV to the effect that there’s MORE details on the Alycia Lane story.

Well dang, the woman’s out with a hunky DJ, she’s a babe, there’s honking at cars in the middle of the night, there’s Iphones shoved in off-duty cops’ faces.

Heh.

All I need is popcorn and I’ll sit back and enjoy this story as much as the Drive-bys.

Natalee Holloway-CASE CLOSED

Well hey, they say that the so-called “new and incriminating” evidence against the fine Cowpile brothers and the very, very fine Urine Vanofpoop will be released soon:

From AP.org:
ORANJESTAD, Aruba (AP) -- Prosecutors on Thursday plan to divulge evidence they gathered over the last eight months against three young men who will not be charged in the disappearance of Natalee Holloway because it was not sufficient to charge anyone.

Prosecutors will detail what they had touted as "new incriminating evidence" at a news conference at the Aruban prime minister's office, two days after they dismissed their case against the suspects - a Dutch college student and two Surinamese brothers.

Evidently yon ladies and gems, these Aruban jokers were pulling our collective legs. For they’ve done absolutely the WORST job investigating a crime of any alleged police department on this planet. Then, to make matters horribly worse, the prosecutors allege that they have “new” evidence regarding the disappearance of Natalee Holloway. Natalie disappeared from her group in June of 2005, a high school group on a graduation vacation in Aruba.

Since the new and incriminating evidence didn’t pan out, The Cowpile brothers and Urine were once again let loose, the whole bunch of them with one free murder to share. Well heck, it was only a throwaway American girl.

Plan your vacations accordingly, yon ladies and gems.

Does pathetic Aruba really deserve any more American vacation bucks?

The Baltimore “Hate Crime” Flying Below the Radar

Nine juveniles were arrested on a Baltimore bus for beating up a white woman.

The woman’s picture below.

Picture of Kreager woman beat up on baltimore bus


It would seem these fine nine juveniles have went out and hired lawyers so let’s take a guess and assert that somebody’s guilty of something.

From WBAL.com:

Attorneys representing two of the 9 juveniles arrested in the MTA bus beating case say neither the 14 year old nor the 15 year old were involved in the beating of Sarah Kreager.

Attorney Quinton Herbert says there has been a rush to judgement in this case. Herbert says his client was simply identified among a group of students of similar size and ages all wearing the school uniform assigned by the Robert Poole Middle School.

The video cam in this Baltimore bus just happened to be busted that day, not that Baltimore doesn’t tax its citizens to the poor house and the cameras on the buses should be working, silly us.

See, the “attacked” are white, while the attackers were black.

Now understand very clearly here that this humble Blogger read by two to three people every day does NOT believe in the notion of hate crimes. A crime is a crime and whether it’s committed due to hate or for monetary gain is no matter. The crime has a penalty and that penalty should be administered based on the crime, not the reasoning behind the crime.

This case, however, is a prime example of why the notion of hate crimes is ridiculous. Mostly because, ahem, NINE black youths jump on one white woman? What if this dynamic was reversed…ie NINE white youths jump on and beat up one black woman? Wouldn’t BOTH of these crimes be a HATE crime under the current statute?

Yet hate crime arrests and prosecution doesn’t work that way. So far Baltimore investigators have made no indication whether this case will be tried as a hate crime although you can bet your first-born that if it was 9 white youths beating up a black woman we’d know right away that the case would be a hate crime.

All of the details about this crime are not known and of course there’s the broken bus camera in a city with property tax rates driving out its citizens by the dozens on a daily basis. I’ve no idea what caused the original altercation and scuttle butt has it that the victim is herself not so innocent.

By me, it’s all about this hate crime stupidity. This case will be heard after the first of the year.

We’ll be on it.

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FOCUS ON Natalee Holloway
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In May of 2005, Natalee Holloway, a recent graduate just barely of age, joined some of her school mates on a much-anticipated graduation trip to the island paradise of Aruba.

Came the time to fly back home, Natalee was nowhere to be found.

The last time Natalee was seen she was leaving with three locals, one Deepak Kalpoe and his brother Satish. Also along was Joran Vandersloot, a local kid known to frequent Aruba's night spots trolling for pretty American girls.

For two and a half year the Aruban and Dutch investigators fooled around with this case, "arresting" many suspects, including those three Aruban brats, then letting them go.

Suddenly, in November of 2007 Joran and the Kalpoe brothers are arrested. An announcement by Aruban authorities came with news of the arrests that "new and incriminating" evidence had been found.

Will justice ever come for Natalee Holloway?

Below a list of links of stories on this Blog since Natalee first went missing.

First post about Natalee's disappearance from an Internet newsgroup
Paulus Vandersloot Arrested
Last three boys seen with Natalee Holloway arrested
Suspect Boys Seen Dumping Large trash bag in landfill
Alabama Governor Calls for Boycott of Aruba
Aruban investigators call Beth Holloway Twitty biggest impediment to investigation
Theory of Aruban authorities on what happened to Natalee
New "arrests" made on Holloway case
Natalee's parents file lawsuit against Vandersloots
John Ramsey and Natalee Holloway's Mom
Three Suspects Re-Arrested -November 07
Joran Released from Jail

Wednesday

TV-Reality show…Clash of the Choirs; The 2007 Annual Fiction Christmas Story

Yes, there really is a reality show featuring ...CHOIRS!

As a member of my church choir, hey, we've got it covered with video and pics you'll find nowhere else on the Internet.

Plus, the annual Christmas fiction story which is titled, oddly, "The Thanksgiving Rose". It would seem that a world famous dog finally escapes the dogs in her neighborhood that insist on attacking her by flying the skies with Santa as he delivers gifts across the world.


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”Clash of the Choirs”-the Perfect Time of Year for This Reality Show

NBC’s ”Clash of the Choirs” site HERE

It would seem there are not enough shows for celebrities needing an exposure career boost and thus, boom, we have “Clash of the Choirs”.

Which is not to say this is not an entertaining show although I’ll wager that maybe myself and one or two other people are the only ones who are watching this new reality series. I’m almost positive I’m the only one writing a review of the thing and I’m betting not many folks are reading it.

But hey, I totally love choirs. I mean, I can’t be the only one in the world, right?

All my life I’ve belonged to a choir of some sort, including, currently, my church choir. Which is not to say I’m a good singer although I’d argue I have a fine alto voice. I watched the rehearsals for the choirs featured on this NBC show and figured I wouldn’t even make the cut. It seems to me that voice harmony wasn’t the bigger deal on this show. It was more about compiling a group of very nice voices that they may shout and scream their tune in beseech of audience votes.

Choirs are about the beauty of the human voice and the harmony is the major ingredient in a successful choir. In “Clash of the Choirs” such pretty and subtle harmony was severely lacking.

Which is not to say, heh, that the choirs and their songs weren’t entertaining. It’s just that when I listen to a choir I like to close my eyes and hear the smooth blend of the tenors, the altos, the basses, topped by the beautiful melody of the sopranos. Should one seek such musical solace while listening to a “Class of the Choirs” group, forget about it.

There are five celebrities who head the choirs on this series. These celebrities, all singers this year and I’m betting a singing talent is damn important, are charged with going to his or her home town and recruiting a choir of twenty members, training them, dressing them, choosing the songs, and overseeing a competitive performance.

The prize for winning the competition, decided by call-in audience vote, is a quarter of a million dollars to be awarded to the winning celebrity’s favorite charity, again, in that celebrity’s home town.

Charities picked included a “Project Rebuild”, a fund set up to aid victims of Oklahoma’s natural disasters. Or Patti Labelle championed a breast cancer group in her home town of Philadelphia. LaBelle lost three sisters to cancer.

The five celebrities heading choirs this year included: Kelly Rowland of Destiny’s Child, Michael Bolton, Patti LaBelle, Blake Shelton, an up and coming country/wester singer and Nick Lachey, formerly a member of a popular boy band.

Nick Lachey and his choir 2007


Kelly rowland and hcer choir 2007


John Bolton and his choir 2007


Blake Shelton and his choir 2007


Patti LaBelle and her choir 2007


This reality series, on its premiere night of Monday, 12/17/07, first introduced the celebrity choir maestro. Then viewers were treated to vignettes of choir tryouts in the celebrity’s home town. Finally the choir of twenty members was assembled for each celebrity and the choir performed.

My church choir could not hope to sing like these choirs. First, they danced. Then they had hip and happening choir “uniforms” and I note that some of the young, female choir members wore tight sweaters to show off a nice rack on top. These same female members were often artfully positioned to the front of the choir that the sexy bounce of boobs be better visible to the viewer.

Hey, not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Featured cities included Houston, Philadelphia, Oklahoma City, New Haven, Connecticut of all places, and Cincinnati.

Songs performed included “Freedom”, “Living on a Prayer”, “Life is a Highway”, and “He’s Got the Whole World In His Hand”.

On Tuesday, 12/18/07, the first choir was eliminated via audience vote. “Destiny Child”’s Kelly Rowland’s choir was given the boot. I thought the absolute worst performance was by Blake Shelton’s choir. That choir sang “Life is a Highway” and by me they all were off key.

Still and so America voted and no one much cared what this humble Blogger thinks.

I will say that Patti LaBelle’s choir ought to win this thing. Their rendition of “He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands” was outtasight.

A fine remix of all five choirs below.



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Focus on TV Posts of Fame

Those Wacky TV Chefs. Includes Rachel Ray and the sexiest chef of them all.

TV News Pundits including Russert, spitting Matthews and the one I adore.

"Dancing with the Stars" of 2007, reviews, pics and videos.

American Idol 2007 and The Bachelor. One night's review with links to all the others.
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The Thanksgiving Rose
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There was no way the mistress of the house in which the sad Belgian Malinois lived could know that her so-called "Thanksgiving Rose" brought a magic to a dog who'd long ago given up any hope of ever seeing the world outside of her household ever again.

"Look," the mistress excitedly told her husband, then cupping something in her hands as if a most cherished object. The mistress opened her hands to reveal a pretty white rose just unfolding from a bud state to its full glory.

"Where'd you get that," the master of the house queried.

"From the garden!" the mistress responded excitedly. The mistresses' voice then filled with such joy did cause Jo-Ann, the home's resident dog, to come out from under the desk to ascertain the source of his mistresses' joy. Jo-Ann regarded the rose her mistress was then showing to all the household cats with such glee and wondered why on earth such a thing was worth all the hoopla.

"Imagine that," the mistress told the master as she lovingly placed the rose in a small jar of water. "Plucking a rose off of the bush on Thanksgiving day! Maybe in Florida but Billy this is Delaware! I'm thinking this rose will bring some sort of magical fantasy to life. Isn't that how it always happens in the movies?"

Jo-Ann didn't know, nor did the mistress and most certainly not the master, that the Thanksgiving rose would indeed bring a magical event to the household. For the minute that the Thanksgiving rose rested proudly in the glass Jo-Ann began to understand the English language in such a way that would have shocked her mistress and master. As it was, the humans who so loved Jo-Ann were busy getting ready for the human Christmas holiday and didn't notice their dog's sudden interest in all things written, including computer screens, newspapers and books laying about the household.

Pic for fiction story with Joann for


It took the entire six weeks between Thanksgiving and Christmas for the Belgian shepherd to understand the various Christmas traditions but in due course, and with the help of the magical Thanksgiving rose, Jo-Ann did learn about the concept of Santa Claus and the dog also learned a rudimentary form of verbal communication. Jo-Ann decided on Christmas eve she would wait up for the arrival of this strange human Santa Claus and armed with a new ability to communicate, Jo-Ann would ask this jolly human elf to grant her a Christmas wish.

Santa Claus arrived at the household on Christmas Eve just like Jo-Ann had read was the tradition. Jo-Ann had kept herself out of the way that Christmas eve as she didn't want her humans to know what she was up to. The humans of the household soon retired to bed, the cats all snuggled wherever the silly cats went at night. The house was quiet and certainly, what with a house of four cats, there were no mice about. Jo-Ann laid under the Christmas tree and awaited a jolly, round human in a red suit. Jo-Ann had a wish of her own that Christmas and with the help of a magical Thanksgiving rose, could ask Santa if he would grand her Christmas wish.

Of course Santa Claus could communicate very well with the animals and as soon as Santa saw the pretty Belgian Malinois waiting under the Christmas tree with excited eyes he knew that the big pup was waiting for him.

"The dogs in the neighborhood keep attacking me," Jo-Ann told the jolly human Santa.

Santa had, by then, carefully laid all the presents below the home's Christmas tree and filled the stockings with various gifts for the cats, dog, the mistress and the master. Jo-Ann had watched this nice human doing these tasks and was so glad that the Thanksgiving rose allowed her to understand the human language and most delightfully, get a chance to visit this Santa Claus that, until now, had been merely a suspicion in watchdog Jo-Ann's imagination.

The language Jo-Ann and Santa shared wasn't the normal conversational speak that the mistress and master would think language would be. Santa Claus, by nature of being Santa, generally understood the "speech" of the animals by interpreting their cocked ears, quizzical eyes and other body movements peculiar to a species. A few, like Jo-Ann that night, had been blessed by some earthly form of magic that allowed their minds to mentally form "words" that a human, magically blessed like Santa Claus, understood well enough to share thoughts beyond the normal greeting and goodbye Santa shared with most pets of the Christmas eve households he visited.

Santa sipped the hot chocolate and munched the cookies left for him by the humans as he "conversed" with the pretty Belgian Malinois.

"I am properly tethered to my mistress," Jo-Ann continued her explanation of the dog attacks on her the prior year, trying desperately to explain to Santa why her special wish this Christmas eve was so important to her. "The dogs all were loose and when me and the mistress were passing their houses, they would run across the lawn, out onto the public road, and attack me."

"Goodness," Santa said. "What did you do?"

"I did the only thing I could do," Jo-Ann dog-shrugged. "I grabbed the attacking dog and held it down. I mean," Jo-Ann continued softly with hope that Santa would not judge her harshly, "I didn't want to really hurt the attacking dogs as most of them were way smaller than me. But I couldn't very well allow them to keep biting me, now could I?"

Santa shook his head negative. Of course Jo-Ann had the right to defend herself!

"The mistress, she knew it wasn't my fault. She was always apologetic to the owners and in one case even helped pay the Vet's bill for the injured Pomeranian although that little rag dog deserved everything it got and more! What would possess a Pomeranian to attack a big dog like me?"

Santa regarded the big dog and gazed into her sad eyes. "So what's your problem?"

Jo-Ann's brown eyes lightened up a little. Maybe, just maybe...

"My mistress stopped taking me for a walk after the attack of the bichon-frise although I didn't bite that little dog because that dog didn't attack me. It just wanted to play with me and I knew it. But the mistress got too worried about all the loose dogs in the neighborhood and began to walk me around our own backyard."

Jo-Ann cast her big brown canine eyes toward the home's backyard and Santa followed her gaze. "So you still get to be with your beloved mistress, right?" Santa asked.

"Yes. And I'm fine with that. It's just that..."

Santa cajoled the big dog until she told Santa of her fondest wish this Christmas season. Santa sat and pondered Jo-Ann's request. He considered many of the problems he too encountered with dogs on his Christmas eve route and the damage done to his reindeer's knees if he didn't get to stop an errant dog soon enough. He decided to grant Jo-Ann's wish.

The Pomeranian was the first thing that Jo-Ann saw as Santa's sleigh landed in the yard of that little dog and its sometimes neglectful owners.

"Now don't forget, Jo-Ann" Santa warned as he grabbed his sack and exited the sleigh. "You can fly just like my reindeer. Your job is to entice the nasty little dogs away from my reindeer and keep them busy chasing you until I get these gifts delivered."

Jo-Ann saw that Pomeranian heading toward Santa's sleigh, then parked on the little dog's lawn as not all human homes have chimneys with handy access to large humans like Santa. This is just one of the secrets Jo-Ann learned as she joined Santa on his sleigh and took a ride around her neighborhood as Santa delivered the gifts. It might be just one night a year, but it gave Jo-Ann a chance to see the neighborhood again.

In return, it was Jo-Ann's job to distract the loose dogs as it seemed that Santa's reindeer too had been subject to the attacks of the little alleged canines that would settle on nipping reindeer knees in the absence of any other animal in the surround. And while the reindeer could fly away, often the team couldn't get off the ground before a few of them suffered annoying but mostly benign nips from the little dogs who wanted to be so big and brave.

Jo-Ann flew around the Pomeranian's yard and she loved the magical night and she loved teasing the hell out of that Pomeranian that didn't quite understand the notion of a dog that would be one minute on the ground and the next minute flying in the air above the ground, right out of reach of the Pomeranian's jaws.

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Jo-Ann opened her eyes on Christmas morning in response to her mistresses' shout of joy.

"Jo-Ann! What are you doing here? Have you been out here all night?"

"What's going on?" Jo-Ann heard the master call from the other room.

"It's Jo-Ann, Billy. She evidently slept under the Christmas tree all night and goodness she looks like she's been outside all night. She's covered with snow and it looks like she's got leaves and ..." the mistresses' voice faded off as she busily brushed Jo-Ann's bedraggled coat of the debris collected on a late night Christmas eve ride in Santa's sleigh.

"Look at this!" Jo-Ann heard the mistress exclaim.

"Wow. Where did you get all those roses?" the master asked.

The entire Christmas tree was covered with pretty white roses, all of them blooming, all tucked into a vial of water and all of them affixed to the tree via a clip. With the lights turned on behind them, the roses all glowed prettily and filled the air with the perfume of a summer garden.

The mistress and master stood and regarded the sight of their pretty tree and wondered where all the roses then covering it came from. A glance out at the garden revealed that the rose bush from whence the Thanksgiving rose had come had long ago frozen and went dormant for the winter.

"I can only think that Santa left them," the mistress said softly, then reached down to scratch the ears of one happy Belgian Malinois that had celebrated the best Christmas eve ever.

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The Dems Fire Santa Claus

It's silly, it's satirical, it's a bit sweet. The Fish tradition is for the mistress to compose an annual missive in which one of the many pets get into some mischief on Christmas Eve.

This year, a calico with a bad reputation managed to get Santa Claus fired.

Although, and this is the sweet part, it's all the fault of the Democrats.

Who, as they always do, overplayed their hand.


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An Easter Story?

This is a very short story but is designed to make the reader think. For the tale encompasses how our annual celebration COULD have come about. Not to mention the origin of the greatest invention of all time.

Read it and allow your intellectual curiosity to be piqued.

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  • What is Hell Really Like?


  • Fiction doesn't do all that well on this site but I'm sticking to my guns. Besides, out there somewhere there might be a student of the scribe. And since I do teach a writing class, well below is a short story I wrote that employs one of the most difficult things a writer can do. Which is, specifically, to describe a smell in prose.

    Okay, besides the would-be writing lesson, the story is appropriate because it's a New Year's story and if I do say so myself, quite clever.

    For Hell might be very different than you'd expect

    NEW YEARS IN HELL HERE
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  • The Syndrome


  • Time for some fiction. Carve out some lunch time to read this little Sci-Fi type tale called The Syndrome.

    Which many of yon readers, I assert, are afflicted with right this minute.

    Check in to find out your future.

    It's not good.

    THE SYNDROME HERE
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    Tuesday

    True Crime-Peterson,MCCann Updates; a Fine Fellow Sexually Assaults Women As They Are Being Transported in an Ambulance

    Time for a Christmas season True Crime post and we've got some winners.

    A D.C. public servant buys lots of handbags courtesy of citizens' property tax refunds.

    We've got an update on the McCann story and the Drew Peterson case goes to a grand jury.

    A Muslim girl is strangled by her father for not wearing a burka...this the fine religion of peace.

    There's an arrest for the Malibu fires, a nut criminal flees through a car wash, and speaking of Muslims, Mark Steyn is arrested for writing bad about them, God forbid such a thing.

    And a fine man sexually assaults women as they are being transported in an ambulance. His mother must be so proud of him and his creativity in getting dates.


    Quote of the Day

    Steve Martin sex quote


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    Private Detective Hired By McCanns Vows to Bring Maddie Home Alive

    Until this little tidbit passed by my eyeballs I’d been mostly on the fence as regards the fate of pretty 3-year-old Madeleine McCann. At first, of course, I was horrified that the child had been evidently abducted from her room while her parents were dining at a nearby restaurant. All this at a popular resort in Portugal where Maddie’s family was on vacation.

    From the DailyMail.UK:
    Madeleine McCann is alive and could be home with her parents by Christmas, the private investigator hunting for her declared yesterday.

    Francisco Marco made a series of astonishing claims, saying he even knew who snatched the missing four-year- old and is close to reuniting her with Kate and Gerry McCann.

    Maddie McCann for 12.18.07


    The director general of Metodo 3, the private detective firm hired by the McCanns, confidently predicted Madeleine would be rescued from her kidnappers in North Africa or the Iberian Peninsula.

    As is my wont as a maven of True Crime I followed this story. I tended to liken it to the Natalee Holloway story; a foreigner is abducted and the local police force was not up to the task of solving the crime. Very early on there had been suspicions cast upon a local suspect who was believed to have been Maddie’s abductor.

    The McCanns dutifully kept their daughter’s face in the news. At one point the couple even journeyed to Italy to receive the blessings of the pope.

    Then a joint investigative police force of both Portugal and England let drop the news that it was likely that the McCanns themselves who might have brought harm to Maddie.

    Since there’s been much speculation re the possibility that Maddie’s mother might have inadvertently given the child too much sedative that she and her husband could dine out in peace. Once Maddie was discovered dead many arrangements were made to cover her death as being an abduction by strangers unknown and some way, some how, the McCanns managed to get Maddie’s body out for disposal. Or so the speculation goes.

    Now we have this detective, admittedly hired by the McCanns, insisting that Madeleine is alive, an assertion also made by the McCanns, and claiming that his agency will find the child alive and return her to her parents.

    This is quite enough. I’ve no doubt at all that the McCanns accidentally caused their daughter’s death and all this show with popes and detective agencies is a cover up.

    First, Maddie was left alone with her younger twin siblings. If I’m going to kidnap a child I hardly think I’d be breaking in to somehow scarf up a child with two young noisy toddlers in the room. Second, if Maddie is indeed alive, as this detective is saying-persuaded no doubt from McCann funds, said funds received from many well-meaning contributors- than I am to understand that she was, boom, abducted, not for murder but to become a plaything or some such somewhere on this planet? I’m more apt to believe Maddie was kidnapped for more nefarious purposes than this sorry story the McCanns insist on foisting upon us. There were plenty of other children at that resort yet only Madeleine was kidnapped to be sold into white slavery?

    Finally, it was the British police as much as the Portugal police that were casting aspersions upon the McCanns. The British police were invited to join in on the investigation as the McCanns are British citizens. If the McCanns were believed to be even the slightest bit innocent I would expect the police of their homeland to be the biggest champions of their innocence.

    I’ve had enough of this McCann story. That pope tidbit was very clever. There’ve also been sightings of Madeleine, in error, and other planted tidbits about this story that would try to cast doubt AWAY from the McCanns.

    The McCanns have made quite a bit of money from contributions of those who want Madeleine found. Just the fact that they’re wasting the money on detectives who will say anything is enough to make me pay the McCanns and their spin machine no more mind.
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    FOCUS ON MADDIE MCCANN
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    Her family was on holiday at an exclusive Portuguese resort. Madeleine McCann's parents were both physicians and in addition, they have two twins younger than Madeleine.

    While Maddie's parents dined out at a nearby resort restaurant, with children believed to be soundly asleep, Madeleine McCann somehow disappeared. She was discovered missing upon a routine check of the McCann suite by her parents.

    It took a few months but eventually the suspicion that Madeleine's parents might have had something to do with her disappearance was leaked by both the Portuguese and British police.

    First report on this Blog of the Maddie McCann case
    More info on Maddie's disappearance with my fine analysis
    Announcement that McCanns might be responsible for Maddie's death
    McCanns refuse to answer questions about Madeleine's disappearance
    With little info known, my analysis of the McCann case. Or did the maid do it?
    Maddie's Mother Claims Her Small Boobs Are to Blame.
    What are the McCanns doing with the money collected to find Madeleine?
    New info on original suspect in McCann case

    Saudi Rape Victim “Pardoned”

    This case was covered on this Blog HERE, and covered very well I might add.

    For goodness knows Saudi Arabia is one fine place for women to live. They can’t drive, they can’t vote, they can’t show their burka’ed face in public without being accompanied by a male, either a brother or a father. This case of a Saudi woman who was raped by a fine gang of seven Muslim males resulted in more fine treatment for Saudi women in that the RAPE VICTIM was sentenced to jail and 200 lashes for the crime of being out in public with a male not her brother or father!

    Not that this country’s own female rights organization- the National Organization of Women, Lesbians and Gals- got up off their butts and did THEIR job. For if a female anywhere on this planet being sentenced to lashes for the crime of being gang-raped isn’t a feminine cause, then there is no such thing. This humble Blogger did more to champion this young Saudi woman’s cause than the National Organization of Gals but hey, it wasn’t about lesbian rights after all.

    Now King Abdullah has pardoned the rape victim, God bless this descendent of a camel’s pointy head.

    From Breitbart.com:
    RIYADH, Saudi Arabia (AP) - Saudi Arabia's al-Jazira newspaper says King Abdullah pardons female rape victim sentenced to receive 200 lashes.

    You know who was likely as much responsible for getting this poor woman released from jail as anyone? And who will probably never get credit for it?

    George W. Bush.

    Our current president is not a man known for his glibness of tongue. But I heard him comment on this case and President Bush’s comments came straight from his heart. Bush queried himself as to how he would feel if it was his daughters in the predicament of this young Saudi woman. This public muse made me realize that Bush did, indeed, have two daughters and think what you will of the man’s politics, a father with daughters would no doubt be touched deeply by the plight of a woman who suffered a horrific gang rape then was sentenced to lashes by her own government. Bush did then comment that he’d be distraught enough for his daughters’ suffering had they been raped, but would again be outraged at the abandonment by their own government in view of how the fine Saudi justice system handled this female victim.

    I suspect that Bush personally called King Abdullah and based on his public musings, I suspect that this President of the United States threw down the gauntlet and demanded that the Saudi rape victim be set free.

    Just a hunch. I have no proof. But Bush’s public comments were, I thought, very personal and very telling.

    Sometimes you just gotta take a stand.

    By the way, where was our National Organization of Gals on this matter?

    D.C. Bureaucrats Rake In the Dough

    Heh. A group of five fine public servants in Washington D.C. managed to embezzle some TWENTY MILLION dollars from that city’s government.

    Investigators found millions of dollars worth of designer handbags and clothes in the ringleader’s home. This embezzlement went on for seven years. What intrigues me about this case is that I once upon a time was Controller of a hospital in which the same sort of embezzlement was going on…EXACTLY the same.

    But I was not, ahem, a vaunted public servant like the head of D.C.’s fiscal affairs was alleged to be that this theft went on right under his nose. I was a private citizen and I had to do my damn job.

    From Yahoo.com:
    …snip… Those are among the items the FBI found at the Washington home of Harriette Walters, who until recently was an $81,000-a-year city tax official.

    Her salary was a pittance compared with the tens of millions of dollars prosecutors say she and at least five others stole in what may be the biggest embezzlement case in the city's history.

    The hospital where I worked, and DISCOVERED this theft my own self as was my job, was a little medical center in Baltimore known as Liberty Medical Center. This place is no longer in business as well it shouldn’t be. It was a waste of taxpayer dollars.

    I was hired to be the hospital’s Director of Accounting and if one is doing their job, this sort of theft should be discovered. Like balancing a checking account, heh, rule number one…this alone will find 90% of any theft.

    The scam going on at the hospital was the same as these D.C. bureaucrats dreamed up above. Several of my employees were issuing patient refund checks. At times, rarely but it happened, at times a patient would check into the hospital and wouldn’t have insurance information. The patient might pay for medical services via credit card or check. Later the insurance information would be provided, a claim would be made, an insurance check would be received, a refund check would be issued to the patient who originally paid the bill with his or her own funds.

    Such refund checks are a weakness of any system. At the time of MY little scam, the theft transcended two departments…the patient accounting department which I was not in charge of, and the accounts payable department, which I WAS in charge of.

    It was my job to go through ALL checks issued by Accounts Payable. I was only on the job about a month when I noticed a large number of checks being issued for…ahem, “patient refunds”.

    Common sense, folks. How often did a patient get a refund? We had more problems with people NOT PAYING their bill then these vast sums being issued for overpayments. It took a while but I knew right away that money was being stolen. We actually had the Baltimore police department help us set up a sting and we caught them all. They had stolen almost a million bucks before I was hired and did my job.

    Now I must ask…twenty million bucks for “property tax refunds”? Come on! How many people overpay their damn property tax? I’m sure it happens ever now and again but hey, for seven years these folks had a great thing going and somebody, somewhere surely wasn’t doing their job.

    Not to mention that some of these refunds were in outrageous amounts payable to strange payees. One check was for over $300,000 payable to Nieman-Marcus!

    SOMEBODY DIDN’T DO THEIR JOB IN WASHINGTON D.C.!

    Besides these fine thieves, will anybody else’s head fall over this? For sure in the private sector the person who failed to find all this would be fired toot de sweet.

    His Mother Must Be So Proud of Him

    Here’s a fine fellow who must have trouble getting a date. Strange as he’s such a looker. Lannie Haszard is his name and he is charged with what has to be the most heinous of sexual assaults.

    For the fine Mr. Haszard assaults female who are on the way to the hospital in an ambulance!

    Like I say, his mother must be so proud of her son.

    From KATU.com:
    PORTLAND, Ore. - A Portland paramedic was arrested Monday on sex abuse charges after allegedly assaulting a patient during a ride to the hospital over the weekend.

    Hazard sexually assaults women in ambulance fine fellow


    Police are concerned because the paramedic, Lannie L. Haszard, was at the center of a similar investigation last spring. But authorities didn't have enough evidence to bring charges in that case.

    Haszard, 61, of Vancouver, is facing two counts of first-degree sex abuse.

    Five Arrested for Malibu Fires

    We watched the wild fires rage in California recently. Now investigators are honing in on those responsible. The five arrested below didn’t deliberately set the fire that burned in Malibu. They were just partying and didn’t mind normal fire safety precautions.

    From the Huffingtonpost.com:
    LOS ANGELES — Authorities arrested five men Thursday on allegations they caused a fire that destroyed more than 50 homes and caused over $100 million in losses in Malibu.

    Investigators used surveillance video, receipts and food wrappers to track down the men who were believed to have been at the cave where the fire started, Los Angeles County Sheriff Lee Baca said.

    Drew Peterson-Son Called Before Grand Jury; Drew Denied His Stuff Back

    It would seem that Illinois authorities are busy trying to find the goods on their fine comrade, Drew Peterson.

    Drew has two wives missing under mysterious circumstances. One wife was found dead in a dried bathtub with a big gash in her head. Drew’s police investigator friends declared that death an accident, such fine investigators.

    Now a grand jury has evidently been convened to investigate the death of Kathleen Savio. Not that maybe her death shouldn’t have been investigated when it happened. Now that the fine Drew has another missing wife, well this suspect investigation is…well, suspect.

    From the Chicago Tribune:
    One of Drew Peterson's adult sons appeared Thursday before a Will County special grand jury investigating the disappearance of Peterson's fourth wife and the mysterious drowning of his third wife, but declined afterward to discuss the case.

    Stephen Peterson, 28, an Oak Brook police officer, arrived in uniform Thursday morning at the Will County Court Building Annex, where the grand jury meets. About three hours later, he left the building and drove off in his marked squad car.

    It would also seem that the fine Drew Peterson wants his stuff back.

    There’s no reason why a man can’t kill a couple of wives without all the bother of having police take his stuff for the investigation. Why shouldn’t Drew get all in a snit about the police taking away his eleven guns? He’s quite used to the Illinois police doing his bidding. What a shame that now, with public scrutiny, Drew doesn’t just get his way as he is used to.

    From St. Louis Today:
    JOLIET, Ill. -- A judge is denying a former Bolingbrook police officer's request to have items including 11 guns and two cars returned after they were seized during the search for his missing wife.

    Drew Peterson's lawyers had hoped a judge would rule in his favor Monday. But the request was denied.

    The weapons and cars were among a series of items that were taken by investigators searching for 23-year-old Stacy Peterson who vanished in late October.

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    FOCUS ON Stacy Peterson
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    His third wife died in the bathtub, a healthy woman in a dried tub, her hair covered in blood and bruises covering her body. The Illinois state cops called it an accident! Now Savio's body is due to be exhumed because, as it would turn out, the fine Drew Peterson had yet ANOTHER missing wife! He tells us she phoned him to tell him she's leaving for another man. Yet she left her two young children behind?

    And no one's yet been able to find Drew Peterson's first two wives as of this writing.

    Who's been letting Drew Patterson get away with murder?

    Introduction to the strange case of Drew Peterson's wives.
    Drew Peterson's third wife's body to be exhumed
    Drew Peterson's Third Wife's Death Determined to be Homicide
    Drew Peterson and the Blue Barrel
    Drew Peterson's airplane
    New search warrant for Drew Peterson
    Drew Peterson Can't Get a Date

    Speaking of the Fine Muslim Male

    Not only does the fine and wonderful Islamic culture isolate and mistreat women such as in Saudi Arabia, it’s considered a badge of honor for fathers to kill their daughters should they refuse to wear a burka.

    16 year old Aqsa Parvez just wanted to be a happy adolescent. She did not want to wear what she considered a confining Muslim headgear.

    Her 57 year old father strangled the girl to death with his bare hands. His mother must be so proud of him.

    Such a fine Muslim male.

    From The Star.com:
    Aqsa Parvez, wouldn't wear a burka, killed by father

    A day they expected to include waves of grief ebbed back into bitterness and anger for the friends and peers of Aqsa Parvez as they realized they'd been excluded from her funeral.

    This crime is Canada’s problem. For while the Muslims should be allowed to live in their adopted country in peace and enjoy their religious freedom, Muslims do NOT get to kill whatever female in their surround that outrages them.

    It will interesting to see how Canada, known far and wide for its liberalism, handles this tricky case.

    Let’s see if Canada’s Prime Minister has the courage to speak out about the murder of this young woman who should be alive and laughing with her friends today, like our President Bush did.

    More Canadian Muslim Outrage

    Mark Steyn is one of my very favorite writers in all the world and is one of the few who write as well, if not better, than The Wise I.

    But Steyn evidently wrote a book criticizing the Islamofacists and hey, can’t do that.

    These people should be allowed to gang rape women, murder them, riot in the streets over cartoons for God’s sake…and most important, ONE SHOULD NOT WRITE A BAD WORD ABOUT THEM!

    From the NY Post.com:
    December 16, 2007 -- Celebrated author Mark Steyn has been summoned to appear before two Canadian judicial panels on charges linked to his book “America Alone."

    The book, a No. 1 bestseller in Canada, argues that Western nations are succumbing to an Islamist imperialist threat. The fact that charges based on it are proceeding apace proves his point.


    Man Goes Through Car Wash During Chase by Police

    You can't make this shit up


    I mean what with all the car chase videos so popular on the cable news networks, damn it would be nice if they’d capture a chase like this one.

    From WCCO.com:
    A Fond du Lac man didn't make a clean getaway, despite driving his auto through a car wash early Sunday while fleeing an officer.

    The Fond du Lac County Sheriff's Department said a reserve officer stopped the driver in the city of Fond du Lac on suspicion of drunken driving. However, they said the driver went through a car wash at a gas station, then sped away after exiting the cash wash, nearly striking a Fond du Lac Police Department officer who had stopped to help.

    Below is a video I found that shows another car, NOT RELATED TO INCIDENT DETAILED ABOVE, going through a car wash. Seems the driver didn’t have his glasses on that day.

    What a hoot!