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06/08/2004
Global Warming
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Kaitlyn, Grandmother likes to pretend to write fiction and as such, she is extremely jealous that the junk science concept of Global Warming was invented by a group of humanity not normally associated with fiction.
Way I figure, a bunch of bored would-be scientists sat around one day and decided that the earth’s air was getting too hot and they needed to write a thesis about it.
Allegedly human beings are pouring too much of something or other into the atmosphere and it’s burning a hole in the ozone layer. Now, hoo boy, it’s panic time across the planet as the vaunted United Nations tries to get the countries of the world to agree to cut down on their emissions.
Only, get this, Kaitlyn, there’s that little bit about the larger industrialized nations, like, say, the United States, would have to go first.
All of this based on a fiction based on no reality but some weird guys’ invention.
This is assuming that Kaitlyn, in her day and age when she might be reading this missive is able to see the text for the burning smog allowed to linger by that weak ozone layer.
In this case, Kaitlyn, Grandmother was wrong.
I am not worried, however, Kaitlyn, because there can only be so much threat of damage to the environment that doesn’t happen before the Global Warming jerks are considered to be crying wolf.
This past week a movie was released called “The Day After Tomorrow”. Take note, sweet Kaitlyn, that this is a MOVIE! Yes, a movie conceived, executed and filmed in Hollywood which is a fine thing, Kaitlyn as even Grandmother enjoys a movie now and again.
The silly liberals, Kaitlyn, are out there shouting “I Told You So!” all because this movie-A MOVIE, KAITLYN!- and by its very definition, fiction-finally shows how all of mankind is going to be undone and destroyed by a wrathful nature deprived of its protective ozone layer.
Sheesh.
And get this, Kaitlyn Mae and don’t let them change the history books, the politicians are using this movie to scorn us imbeciles that why didn’t we listen?
Al Gore, failed presidential candidate and failed thief of a national election, is one such politician. How sad when we must use a movie as proof of our point. Then there are not many sadder and more pathetic than Al Gore.
The poorly-performing nations of the world wanted the United States to sign the Kyoto Treaty. Which was, Kaitlyn, an agreement that everyone on the planet could go about their business per normal except the United States. America must plunge itself back into the dark ages per the infamous Treaty.
Now it could be, and I’m just throwing it out there, Kaitlyn, that these countries are using this junk science as pretext to hold America back.
The senate voted against American participation in the Kyoto treaty, get this…..one hundred to none. Though the wonderful President Clinton of oval office oral ministrations, said he would sign it. Even that idiot knew he would sign no such thing, that the congress would never agree.
And why should we?
Hey, Grandmother writes fiction. I could write up something like, oh I don’t know, the dirt of our earth needs a rest as we humans are using it too much to grow food and such. Then I get some backwards nations to draft up a resolution that only America doesn't get to use the soil for ten years in order to save the dirt.
Assuming Bill Clinton or his type is President, America agrees and within ten years, boom, all the humans in America are dead from starvation.
Boom again, it’s one way the backwards can defeat America.
I never realized fiction could be so powerful.
Watch the movie, Kaitlyn, and have a laugh.
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