Fish Giggles

9/25/04

Everyone Needs a Laugh; Giggles that crossed Grandmother's path and worthy of note

Politically Correct Football


Because of the controverial nature of many of the team names of NFL football teams, next season the NFL will be adopting new names for many of the league franchises. At this time, the new PCNFL (Politically Correct National Football League) television would like to announce its name changes and schedules for the 2005 season.

Here are some of the highlighted games:

The Washington Native Americans will host the New York Very Tall People on opening day. Other key televised games include the Dallas Western-Style Laborers hosting the St. Louis Uninvited Guests, and the Minnesota Plundering Norsemen taking on the Green Bay Meat Industry Workers.

In Week 2, there are several key matchups, highlighted by the showdown between the San Francisco Precious Metal Enthusiasts and the New Orleans Pretty Good People. The Atlanta Birds of Prey will play host to the Philadelphia Birds of Prey, while the Seattle Birds of Prey will visit the Phoenix Male Finches. The Monday night game will pit the Miami Pelagic Percoid Food Fishes against the Denver Untamed Beasts of Burden.

The Cincinnati Large Bangladeshi Carnivorous Mammals will travel to Tampa Bay for a clash with the West Indies Free Booters later in Week 9. And the Detroit Large Carnivorous Cats will play the Chicago Securities-Traders-in-a-Declining-Market.

Week 9 also features the Indianapolis Young Male Horses at the New England Zealous Lovers of Country.