Instructions from Hell

Everyone Needs a Laugh; Giggles that crossed Grandmother's path and worthy of note

This Week’s Fish Giggle of the Week
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Directions on the label of "Crema De Zapote: hair conditioner, made in the Dominican Republic, found in my shower, courtesy of my mother-in-law the hairdresser:

"USE: After washed, dried with a towell and apply the cream
massaging. Live for 10 to 15 minutes."