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Rush Limbaugh Trivia: Answers.

MY Answers to Rush Limbaugh Trivia


Notice I say my answers as some of them I do not know the answer. My answers in italics. Perhaps someone could offer some help on the answers I do not know.


Why does Rush say Jesse Jackson’s name as “Revuhrand” Jackson?


Contrary to popular opinion, Rush is NOT making fun of Jackson’s speech. Limbaugh says Jackson’s name with an exaggeration on the “reverend” as an homage to his conservative hero, Bill Buckly, who pronounces Jackson’s name in this manner.


Why do folks from Rio Linda have such a comprehension problem?


I do not know the answer to this question. At first I thought it was because of the Florida 2000 fiasco but I discover that the Rio Linda to which Rush refers is in California.


When Rush refers to John Kerry, he might say “John F’in Kerry”. What does the ‘F’in’ stand for and why?


John Kerry, in an attempt to be hip and cool, gave an interview to Rolling Stone where he used the “F” word. Since then Rush derisively plays on Kerry’s middle initial in a manner that one might take as the bad word.


What happened to Rush’s hearing?


Best I can tell he lost his hearing because of an auto-immune disease.


How many times has Rush been married?


I’m going with twice here


Bonus: Is Rush involved with anyone now? Extra point if you know the rumor.


Rumor has it Rush is dating a CNN babe



What did Rush allegedly do wrong during his stint as an ESPN sports moderator?


He said some football player named McNabb was over-rated. McNabb is black and Rush was labeled a racist.


Where does Rush live?


In Palm Beach, Florida


What is special about the EIB microphone?


It is GOLD.


At the end of each show hour, where do Rush’s broadcast tapes go?


To the Hall of Broadcasting Excellance.


Who is Snerdly?


Rush’s program monitor.


Is he real?


I am not sure of this. Rush told a caller one time that Snerdly was really the devil’s advocate in his brain. Since then he continues to speak of Snerdly as if he were real. I love that name. A helpful Freeper told me that Bo Snerdly was really James Golden, Rush’s call screener. Do a Google search of both names.


Why is Rush suing the Palm Beach District Attorney?


For issuing a summons for his medical records when such a thing has never been done before.


Who is Rush’s lawyer?


Famous Florida attorney, Roy Black.


What is Rush’s favorite John Kerry theme song?


The Mighty Mouse song.


What kind of pet, if any, does Rush own?


Rush owns a cat.


What political ideology does Rush hate and why?


Rush hates moderates. A moderate is really a person who doesn’t use their own brain, is unable to take a stand and is essentially the problem with any unchartered course the country takes.


When will Rush stop doing what he does?


Rush will stop his talk show when everyone in America agrees with him.


What does Rush tie behind his back just to make it fair?


His brain.


What is a “Gorbasm”?


Mikhail Gorbachov was the Russian Prime Minister when the USSR imploded. He was forced to his knees by the very steadfast Ronald Reagan. In the re-writing of history, Liberals paint Gorbachov as a combination of God, Jesus and an archangel. Gorby was nothing but a 2 bit KGB politician who would have stayed in power, maybe conquered the world, if he’d had a chance.


Has Rush ever been wrong? List…one point for each time listed when Rush was wrong.


I know of one instance when Rush was totally wrong. Rush stated firmly that Hillary Clinton would not run for New York Senator because she couldn’t stand the exposure from the NY Press Corps. Rush, usually savvy about such things, must have forgotten about the Metrosexuals running the NY Times, who ENDORSED Hillary from Illinois for Senator.



TOMORROW-Be a Fly on the Wall and see how Therayza Heinz’ attack on Laura Bush REALLY came down. Also, appropriate cartoon featuring the “Wrong Man at the Wrong Time". Guest Pundit George Will summarizes this coming week’s most worrying concern.

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