At times, others are wise too
What a spanking Kerry and Edwards received—eh? After the liberal
media’s axis of drivel worked their butts off to belittle Bush and
airbrush Kerry into a moderate messiah, the American people ended up
buying neither Kerry’s career/character makeover nor the vilification
of Bush.
The lunatic uber-liberal lug nuts were stunned Wednesday morning that
Kerry didn’t carry this election. Yeah, it is hard to imagine Kerry
and Edwards not solidly connecting with Middle America. With all the
support for him from
· Has-been Jurassic rock stars,
· Gold-toothed gangsta rappers,
· Bleached-blond MTV male thugs,
· Bisexual lip-syncing tarts,
· A chunky female country singer,
· Hollywood, with its swing clubs and Hustler superstores,
· Famous people who are famous for being famous,
· Prancing and screaming gay activists,
· PETA’s naked anti-hunting and anti-beef-eating protestors who
wouldn’t hurt a bird but are cool with aborting a baby,
· A Europe-lauding Wall Street billionaire,
· Blathering liberal talking pinheads,
· Rosie and her anti-traditional family ilk,
· Pro-partial-birth-abortion monsters,
· America-hating European and UN leaders and …
· The all-American regular guy, communist Michael “the manatee” Moore,
you’d think that Kerry and the Dim-o-crats would have grabbed Middle
America’s heart, soul, mind and vote. But much to John and John’s
and their left-of-reality constituency’s chagrin, the Dim-o-crats
ended up more off base with their campaign than Carl Crawford on a
wild pitch.
Look, I’m sure that the aforementioned Kerry cabal has a lot to say
regarding …
· Buying a Bentley,
· Conducting an orgy,
· The preeminent natural herb for curbing the side effects of herpes,
· How to pick out the right stripper and midget for a ménage à trois,
· Where to get nice leather pants,
· Which silicone company produces the best butt implants,
· Where to buy Viagra by volume,
· How to drink alcohol like Otis on Mayberry RFD,
· How to juggle a wife and girlfriend(s),
· How to mousse one’s hair to stand up like Elsa Lancaster’s in The
Bride of Frankenstein,
· Where to get a tattoo on your a**,
· Where to have a tattoo removed from your a**,
· Where to buy a purple velvet spandex cat suit, a good cravat, and
felt booties,
· How to redistribute someone else’s wealth to pimps, whores and
welfare brats,
· How to rid one’s nation of Judeo-Christian ethics and …
· How to make a mock-u-mentary film filled with complete crap about a
standing war-time president.
But Americans were not looking for that 411 at this crisis time in
U.S. history. Therefore, the vast majority of the American populace
was not taking Kerry’s cronies’ assessment of our nation’s needs and
priorities or the viability of their “new” direction seriously. And
thus, we “non-progressive” common and dull old cattle gave Bush this
overwhelming mandate: Carry on, Mr. President.
My ClashPoint is this: Kerry and his radical freak constituency just
did not resonate with us unenlightened rabble. The majority of
Americans wouldn’t trust these east of Eden caricatures to run a
Ferris wheel at the local carnival, much less our nation. So what did
traditional America-loving voters do? We showed up at the polls in
record numbers and gave Bush the largest popular vote in U.S.
history.
That’s got to hurt the hubris of the Left.
Think about it.
With the liberals’ billions of dollars spent, all the months and
years invested, all the conjured-up hatred of and hard-spun
misinformation regarding Bush, with the illegitimate exit polls and
the self-deceived congratulatory pats on the backs, they hoped that
their amoral vision for America would be bought by the majority.
Instead, all of this has concluded with Bush stomping Kerry like a
cockroach. That’s got to leave a mark. Yes, the cocksure
Dim-o-crats’ vision for America landed them not in the White House
but in the Out House, where they belong.
* Check out Doug’s latest cartoon and his post-election interviews
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