We Should Not Forget
"It is the soldier, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press. It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of
speech. It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag."
~Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, USMC
Just Who Is Henry Reid?
Besides the new Senate Minority Leader, that is. Because doesn't his predecessor, Tom Daschle, get his clock cleaned and booted out when on comes Henry Reid who, dear Lord, he looks like, well I'd go with an elder Harry Potter right off the top of my head. Various pundits have described Reid as resembling a small town undertaker and hey, it fits.
The absolute best description of Reid is presented below:
"Reid and Pelosi do not, to say the least, present an attractive face to America. As our friend Rich Miniter observed, Reid looked like a doctor who refuses to administer painkillers. As for Pelosi--who is known mostly for being more charming than Barbara Boxer--she stiffly stared at the camera with a deer-in-the-headlights look."
- James Taranto, Best of the Web, 2/3/05
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Snort, Snort. Fits the man perfectly.
We Couldn't Resist-More on Harry Reid
LITTLE BIG MAN
"Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid... seems determined to earn the description Teddy Roosevelt applied to President John Tyler -- 'a politician of monumental littleness'."
- Columnist George Will
No 'Wardrobe Malfunction'; Just Pure Entertainment
SUPER PERFORMANCE
"The half-time show last night was a dandy. . . . My brother-in-law said (and I agreed) that fireworks beat wardrobe malfunctions every time."
- Rich Galen on the Super Bowl halftime show featuring Paul McCartney, "Mullings,"
2/7/05
And Finally, More Massachusetts Nonsense
THE NEW, NEW MATH
"According to (Newton, Massachusetts public school system) math program, the top objective for the district's math teachers is to teach 'respect for human differences' and to 'live out the system-wide core value of respect for human differences by demonstrating anti-racist and anti-bias behaviors.' All of this, believe it or not, is to be taught in MATH class. . . . If you send your kids to government schools, they are going to be indoctrinated day in and day out with this type of nonsense. Perhaps you should look in the mirror and decide if you can live with yourself when you choose to send you kids off to schools like these."
- Neal Boortz, 2/9/05
I Just Couldn't Resist
And acknowledgement is hereby made that it's not the clearest picture in the world.
But when I saw my husband asleep with four cats surrounding him and hemming him in, well I had to take a picture.
It took some doctoring and obviously I had to use arrows and such to point out the many felines surrounding the sleeping man.
If ever an animal mastered the art of finding warm, cozy places to sleep, it would be yon housecat.
BUMPER SNICKERS
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
Horn Broken....Watch For Finger.
The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
So Many Pedestrians....So Little Time.
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Illiterate? Write For Help.
Honk If Anything Falls Off.
Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.
AND Perhaps THE GREATEST BUMPER STICKER EVER
"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"
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Church Bulletin Bloopers
*This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across
from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.*
*The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign
slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge -- Up Yours."*
*Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your
husbands.*
*Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who
doesn't care much about you.*
*Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more
transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes
of Pastor Jack's sermons.*
*The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir
will sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."*
*Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the
church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.*
*Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All
ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is
done.*
*Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.*
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