I Thought Liberals Didn’t Stereotype
Mara Liasson is a frequent pundit on Fox’s Britt Hume’s nightly newscast. The discussion came about disenfranchised felons living in states that do not allow felons to vote. Mara, a bit of a dope I’ve always thought, said:
"I would expect if you did a study, you would find that probably the vast majority of [felons] are African-American."
Well there’s been plenty of such studies done, Mara, and in truth, a little more than a third of disfranchised felons are black. Liberals try to make everything a racist issue.
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Lebanon’s Druze leader, Walid Jumblatt, Sums It Up
"It's strange for me to say it, but this process of change has started because of the American invasion of Iraq," Druze Muslim leader Walid Jumblatt told David Ignatius of the Washington Post last week. "I was cynical about Iraq. But when I saw the Iraqi people voting three weeks ago, 8 million of them, it was the start of a new Arab world. The Syrian people, the Egyptian people, all say that something is changing. The Berlin Wall has fallen. We can see it."
The Big Italian Lie
Refer to my post onThe Big Italian Lie
THE BIG SCANDAL
"International furor over Giuliana Sgrena, an Italian communist writer who claims American troops in Iraq may have deliberately shot at her car after she was released by kidnappers, misses the bigger scandal. The scandal is not that an antiwar propagandist has accused the U.S. of targeting journalists. That's par for the course...
"The scandal is that Italy, our reputed ally in the global War on Terror, negotiated with Miss Sgrena's Islamist kidnappers and may have forked over a massive ransom to cutthroats for her. Where is the uproar over this Islamist insurgency subsidy plan?"
- Columnist Michelle Malkin
Enjoying Kaitlyn Mae
Received the following in email and was delighted that some folks indulge me and read my grandmotherly missives. After all this Blog IS devoted to Kaitlyn Mae that someday she read the truth as documented by her Grandmother.
BTW, I'd been meaning to write to let you know how much I've enjoyed following your "Kaitlyn Mae" stories. I have 6 grandkids myself (ages range from 22 to 9) and I really relate to your joy in celebrating Kaitlyn Mae! I really miss having young grandkids - gosh, they've grown up so fast!.
And a pic of Kaitlyn below lest we forget this American Child.
The Supreme Gods
TIME FOR A SUPREME LEASH
"When the Supreme Court nullified death-penalty statutes for 16- and 17-year-olds in 20 states in its 5-4 Roper v. Simmons decision of March 1, it appealed, among other things, to world opinion and to statutes the United States hasn't agreed to. Meanwhile in so doing, it ignored the many Americans who think that sometimes, when juveniles commit capital offenses, they deserve death. The question all this prompts, in our view, is whether the time is drawing near for Congress to limit the jurisdiction of the Supreme Court."
- Washington Times editorial, 3/13/05
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Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis..
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
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