Yes I am compiling a Blog about the great pandemic of 2020 and how my country stupidly shut down the economy. We will have opinions, political and cultural highlights, my personal experience, social media details, even TV reviews since I watch so much TV while in my home jail. We shall, as always, end with a smile.
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MAJOR POLITICAL EVENTS OF THE WEEK
(another update)
MLB moves All Star Game to Denver, Colorado from Atlanta
But the big political story this week, yon descendants, is the beginning of the death of major league baseball.
Because I, for just one, will never watch the sport again. Should baseball still be a sport when yon descendants read this, only a few hard-boiled fans will probably watch it.
The All Star game, one of the most boring of all the major league baseball games, was supposed to be held in Atlanta, Georgia. But Georgia went and did the stupid and made more logical and fair voting laws so the MLB changed the locale of the 2021 All Star game to Colorado.
Baseball should keep its stupid self out of politics.
Because America is MAD yon descendants.
Just so you know when and why it happened.
I once adored baseball, the Baltimore Orioles, Brooks Robinson, Jim Gentille.....on and on. I regularly attended the games and watched every one I could on TV.
Then they go and do this.
I, and as I predict, most of America, is leaving them behind.
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MAJOR CULTURE EVENTS OF THE WEEK
(one more update)
Governor of Florida and Publix and "60 Minutes"
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MAJOR CULTURE EVENTS OF THE WEEK
(one more update)
Governor of Florida and Publix and "60 Minutes"
So the grocery store chain of Publix was a choice to distribute vaccines for people of all ages for COVID 19.
Only "60 Minutes", once a well-respected political pundit show, made a mess of it with lies and lies and lies.
First, they accused Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, via 60 Minutes, of taking money for the privilege.
It would turn out that Publix donates money to BOTH Democrats and Republicans, as most companies do. Second, the decision to give Publix the job was NOT made by DeSantis but, instead, by a Florida Democrat. And third, Publix did not make any money from the state government for accepting the assignment.
Once upon a time I respected the show 60 Minutes and made it a point to watch it every Sunday night.
In fact, 60 Minutes plays a big....BIG....part in the story of my life. Someday I shall tell the story to yon descendants.
For now, know yon descendants, the 60 Minutes is now one big lie.
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PERSONAL NOTES FROM ME RE THE PANDEMIC
(that my descendants may know how I handled it)
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OVER THE INTERNET
(social media explains so much)
REVIEWS TV SHOWS
(since I watch so much TV, not for my descendants)
The contenders on this show look stranger than the dogs.
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EDITORIAL
(My opinion for my descendants)
Lessons to be learned from "Pooch Perfect"
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PERSONAL NOTES FROM ME RE THE PANDEMIC
(that my descendants may know how I handled it)
OVER THE INTERNET
(social media explains so much)
REVIEWS TV SHOWS
(since I watch so much TV, not for my descendants)
Pooch Perfect
Has anybody seen the new show "Pooch Perfect"?
On ABC, 8:00 pm est, on Tuesday night?
I am quite sure the animal rights activists will be up in arms over this program.
What they do, contenders are instructed to change their dog, either via coloring or grooming to a particular item. This past week they had to shape the dogs after a geometrical item.
The prior week the contenders actually colored their dog's fur to a particular holiday.
Well I just don't know because the result looks nothing like a dog. However, the dog doesn't seem to mind.
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Hosted by award-winning actress Rebel Wilson, "Pooch Perfect" is a dog grooming competition series. The eight-episode series will showcase 10 of the best dog groomers in the country, along with their assistants, competing in a series of paw-some themed challenges. Each week on "Pooch Perfect," teams will compete in the Immunity Puppertunity challenge, where one team will earn immunity from elimination. Then, in the Ultimutt Challenge showdown, the remaining teams will face off in an epic grooming transformation, which they will show off on the illustrious dogwalk. The trio of all-star celebrity judges – Lisa Vanderpump, Jorge Bendersky and Dr. Callie Harris – will be tasked with voting on the incredible creations and ultimately force one team back to the doghouse every week. It all leads up to the season finale where the top three teams compete for a giant cash prize and the coveted "Pooch Perfect" first place trophy. "Pooch Perfect" is produced by Beyond Media Rights Limited. Elan Gale, Sonya Wilkes and Rebel Wilson serve as executive producers. Nicole Anthony, Mike Rosen, Carley Simpson and Matthew Silverberg serve as co-executive producers. ABC's "Pooch Perfect" is based off of the Australian format.
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EDITORIAL
(My opinion for my descendants)
Lessons to be learned from "Pooch Perfect"
Here's hoping yon reader has read the review of the new TV show, "Pooch Perfect", hosted by Rebel Wilson, who has gotten very thin.
It occurs to me that a lesson can be taken from this show.
From dogs.
The contenders in this show are charged with taking their dogs and creating a "look" on them as instructed.
A recent show had the dogs being made to look like some holiday. The contenders then shave and groom their dogs so that they have portions of them that resemble something, in this case associated with a famous day of celebration.
One dog represented Halloween. His fur was groomed so that it had a big pumpkin wrapped around it.
Then, of course, the dogs are dyed and colored to match the holiday. We had Christmas dogs, New Year's dogs, 4th of July dogs.
When finished, the dogs walked with their owner guided by leashes. Yes they pranced proud with their new look but no doubt they would have held canine heads as high without all the grooming and coloring.
Because it doesn't matter to dogs how they look. Dogs, at times, don't like wearing human clothes and they sure hate having some kind of shoes upon their feet. But that's more of a comfort thing than how they look.
And soon a group of animal rights people will get signs and fill the streets with their protests. "They are humiliating dogs," they will shout.
Dogs cannot be humiliated. Dogs don't mind looking like a pumpkin.
The happiest thing to a dog is walking alongside its owner, proud and happy.
No matter what it looks like.
There's a moral in there somewhere.
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Yes I am a fly and yes I also Blog. I tend to wander around among the politicians and hear their conversation. Because I am a fly beneficial to humanity, I share that which I hear. Bear in mind my spelling. I am, after all, only a fly.
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THE FLY ON THE WALL
Yes I am a fly and yes I also Blog. I tend to wander around among the politicians and hear their conversation. Because I am a fly beneficial to humanity, I share that which I hear. Bear in mind my spelling. I am, after all, only a fly.
Meeting About the Border Problem
So I found some doughnuts being delivered to a room in the big building as I flew around and, of course, I flew in the room and searched for crumbs.
"NO!" I heard a loud male voice shout. "We are NOT stopping the immigrants from coming into the country. It's part of our plan and we need to get it done. We never know what these silly Americans will do!"
If flies had ears I'd have to cover mine, this guy was so loud.
"We need to get as many of these people in the country as we can," another fellow said as I finally found a crumb. This guy was a bit calmer. "Industries need people to fill jobs Americans won't do. And you know what the most important thing is, don't you?" the guy continued and I even got curious.
"Which reminds me," the loud guy shouted again and me a fly with no ears to cover.
"We need all of you out fighting against that law in Georgia. You got to make a lot of noise, people!" the loud guy continued although he was making enough noise for everyone.
"Why?" the soft-spoken fellow asked. "Americans aren't buying it."
"OH YES THEY ARE!" loud guy shouted.
"Few other states will risk losing baseball games and soon football. We'll cut out every money making event scheduled in any state that dares to continue with the identity crap."
"Why does that matter?" a soft-spoken woman in the room asked.
The loud guy turned to her, took a deep breath, and, well I guess he explained.
"We get those young people in this country....they'll never be able to get a driver's license. Or any other identifying document," loud guy explained, this time not so loud.
"BUT WE NEED THEM TO VOTE! THEY WILL KEEP GETTING US ELECTED!"
Loud guy shut up and this fly wondered about humans and that voting thing.
"It will take work, and a couple of years, but in due course we will have a strong electoral base that will find a way to vote us in every time. But we've got to keep letting them come into the country."
This explanation was uttered by another man who was quiet up to that point.
"Ah," the soft spoken lady said. "Now I understand."
With that I grabbed another crumb and flew out of the room to tell other humans what's really going on with that border down south.
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TIME FOR A SMILE
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