The Propaganda War-Part II

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05/06/2004 5:47 PM

The Propaganda War-Part 2

And so we are in day three of the relentless attack against all things American due to some kooky MP types in the army that did equally kooky things with some Iraqi prisoners. The idiots took pictures of naked terrorists with bags over their head or in other homo-erotic positions.

It takes all kinds, Kaitlyn, and dear God you’d think an Arab so much as never touched a hair on another human’s head. The Middle East is probably the most violent area of our planet just who are we kidding here?

Well so far the President has apologized to the thug rulers beginning with the wonderful Saudi Prince freaking Abdullah. It’s like having Sharon Stone’s mother apologize to Charles Manson.

Someday, Kaitlyn, I’ll tell you who these people are.

So okay, whatever got into those U.S. army guys (and GIRLS!), they should be punished. By whatever rules the U.S. army has for that sort of thing. Because The United States should be taking the high road here, Kaitlyn, as we are billing ourselves as liberators of the Iraqi people when we treat their prisoners like this? Consider this American outraged.

But the debates continue to rage and I must ask how low the United States must go before the media, Democrats and Arabs are satisfied with the resolution of this serious faux pas.

Let’s see, the media would like a nice long juicy trial, commencing at 8 pm every night with adjournment at 11 pm for the nightly news. They’d like to see riots take place all the over the world for the nightly newscast that they continue their ride. They’d like to see a commission appointed by congress to study the problem, commencing at 11 am, stopping at 2 pm.

How about the Democrats? What punishment must the country take on in order to satisfy them that justice is done? Already several of the more left wing types are calling for the resignation of Donald Rumsfeld, the secretary of Defense. When every single one of them would drop dead on the spot if the President took them up on it. Fire the Secretary of Defense when we’re in the middle of two wars? Kaitlyn, even the Democrats don’t want that.

Now I suppose that if the Secretary of Defense himself were pictured cavorting and laughing at the naked prisoners he should be fired. I suppose if about 6 kooks out of over 250,000 soldiers now deployed were a bigger percentage than .000000000001% that it currently is, he should be fired.

The proper “cure” for this crime by our army, per the Democrats, would be for every single person in the current administration to be fired and replaced by Democrats. That would keep our army from such misbehavior.

How about the Arabs, Kaitlyn? Goodness knows their sensibilities have been offended, the tender little lamb boats. Remembering, please, Kaitlyn, that no prisoner was actually killed or physically hurt during that strange humiliation session that some idiot (probably a Democrat) actually photographed.

So far America has found enough mass graves in Iraq that populated executed Iraqis in excess of a half a million. Where the hell was all that Arab outrage then?

The Arabs argue that maybe we didn’t kill any of the naked terrorists but we did the worse thing that a human being could do to an Arab male. Muslim males consider it an utmost humiliation to be naked in front of another male. Worse than death even, if you believe Hosna Mubarak.

Last week, Kaitlyn, the worst thing you could do to an Arab male was to step on his face with your shoe, not that this is a familiar act in the United States. The week before it was the supreme insult to Muslim males not to paint their cells baby blue in Guatanamo and provide 72 virgins for their captivity.

These Arab men, Kaitlyn, sensitive souls.

Everyone’s winning the propaganda war except the United States of America. Which is not, Kaitlyn, perfect. Almost. A whole hell of a lot better than the rest of the world even if you factor in the Democrats.

The Arabs, Kaitlyn, are masters at propaganda and why wouldn’t they be? Let’s consider some of the great hoaxes successfully pulled off by the thug leaders of the Muslim world.

--Yassar Arafat is a nice guy. He won the Nobel Peace prize, Kaitlyn! Arafat skimmed all the foreign aid coming to the “poor” Palestinians to his many co-thugs in charge of the oil wealth throughout the Mideast. The man is a terrorist and supporter, aider and abetter of suicide bombers.

--The UN’s vaunted “oil for food” program would feed, clothe, house and medicate the depressed peoples’ of Iraq or so it was pitched to my soccer Mom self. Kofi’s son himself got a few billion from the program and it goes down from there. Rule of thumb: the supporters in favor of keeping Saddam in power were generally recipients of money from the oil for food program. Note the Iraqi people kept piling up in Saddam’s mass graves.

--Al Queda had nothing to do with Iraq. Osama Bin Laden hates Saddam. Yeah, right. They found airplane fuselages in Iraq, better to practice our hijackings with. The perpetrator of the 93 bombing of the World Trade Center lived the rest of his life in a Baghdad safe house and finally died there. What the hell was he doing there, Kaitlyn? What about the airplane fuselages? What about Saddam’s grant of $25K, publicly and openly given, for Palestinian suicide bombers? Saddamn had nothing to do with terrorism and Al Queda?

--Here’s a good one. Recently Israel went up in an airplane and dropped a right nice bomb in the head of Hamas’ leader’s lap. Poor guy was just an old crippled mullah or iman type. For years, Kaitlyn, this guy cajoled little Palestinian children into strapping a bomb vest on and ambling over to Israel and killing some folks. Someone had to teach these 8 and 9 year old innocents how to do it, how to act real casual, how to situate yourself into a crowd that the bomb do the most damage. Someone arranged for their rotten parents, already raising a house full of kids one less doesn’t matter, to get a nice check once the deed was done. Someone arranged for this child to receive a bomb belt affixed not only with bombs, but nails and screws that the horror of the detonation cause maximum injury. The kid sure didn’t design and build that thing.

Suppose we had a person like this in America, Kaitlyn? Suppose someday sweet Kaitlyn is approached by the crippled elderly gentleman down the street and is told that she can become a wonderful saintly heroine if she would just wear this belt for an hour or so? Kaitlyn’s parents encourage sweet Kaitlyn, “Go on, sweety, do what Mohammad tells you. Your Mommy and Daddy will be so proud of you?” Kaitlyn’s Mom asks for the cash before further encouraging Kaitlyn.

The nice elderly man teaches Kaitlyn how to act innocent, how to please her parents, how to get to heaven.

Such a fellow would occupy the nightly news under the true crime heading for months! And Kaitlyn’s parents would be indicted and tried for something as well.

And yet this gentle, elderly Moslem holy man did the same thing and the entire planet…Kaitlyn the entire damn planet…believed he was beloved and kind. And the UN, God Love Those Thieves, condemned Israel for killing this creep!

It’s all about perception, Kaitlyn. While the US are really the good guys, or at least “good” as defined by Hollywood, without the counter-propaganda, it means nothing.

America is doing a really lousy job of propaganda.

The Arabs are the absolute best at it. Which is likely because their leaders are mostly mafia dons with everything to lose should their empire fall. Criminals make the best liars, they are so practiced at it.