Wednesday

Fish Giggles:The Ballad of Dan Rather

Fish Giggles

Everyone Needs a Laugh; Giggles that crossed Grandmother's path and worthy of note. On this day of our Lord, we poke fun at Journalism

The Ballad of Dan Rather
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(Sung to the tune from the Beverly Hillbillies)

Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Dan,
The documents were fake and he didn't give a damn;
He put 'em on the air, an' he thought he'd done the job,
But up from the web come a howlin' mob.

Blogs, that is.
Web logs.
Checkin' facts.

Well, the first thing you know ol' Dan's a-runnin' fast;
Made a false report an' it bit him in the ass;
He said 'dog-gonnit, I done thought I'd get away!'
But it turned out to be his a-reckonin' day.

Busted, that is.
Red-faced.
Mud in the eye.

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Dan and all his men;
And they would like to shoot you folks for turnin' them in;
You're all invited back next week to watch the Evening News,
And see which correspondent's picked to fill Dan's empty shoes.
Y'all come back, now, hear?
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I came across this actual AP headline below and laughed for almost an hour.
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Texas Families Asses Blast Damage
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