Mark Schannon This is a true story. The person trapped in the Kafkaesque world of U.S. Immigration is still in a holding facility so I have to be careful about specifics because I firmly believe the Immigration people will take it out on him should they be able to identify him. |
by Brian Sorrell Gadgets? How about God-gets? That should be the word, because that's what they are. Newfangled electronic devices are newfangled Gods - in agnostic hands. From the iPod to the Blackberry to the sleekest of the slickest cells, we no longer wear our faiths on our sleeves: we clip them to our belts in polytheistic, plastic holsters. |
by Chip Spear Why do we continue to insist we are engaged in a "War on Terror"? Terror is a psychological state, it is not a political entity, it is not group or a movement. Terrorism is a means, an offensive tool of war. It is a strategy designed to further political goals of a group or state. We are not waging a war on terror. That would be like saying that The New England Patriots are waging a war on the forward pass, or the Yankees are waging war on fast balls. |
by Ryan Seay
Last month, I had the pleasure of repeatedly working with some superb artists who, across the past two decades, have really impacted their respective genre, music in general, and even some non-music-related causes ranging from politics to pets. No independent band has received a greater welcome or greater success than they have and it will take a band of megalithic proportions to topple them from that achievement. This month's featured artists, here at Blogcritics, are NOFX. |
The Cost of Getting Married
Still fairly cheap to elope.
Ordinary Household Products Make You Healthy, Keep Things Running Smooth
I regularly use Preparation H under my eyes to bring down the saddle bags under them. That bit about using peanut butter to get the scratches out of CD’s is new to me.
Pam cooking spray will dry fingernail polish. Pam will also remove paint, and grease from your hands! Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes. Mayonnaise will condition your hair; it will also kill lice. Body paint - Crisco mixed with food coloring. Heat Crisco in microwave, pour into empty film container and mix with the food coloring of your choice! Spike your hair with toothpaste (with Close-up tooth paste, it will also give it a tint). Shiny Hair - use brewed Lipton Tea. Sunburn - empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water. Minor burn - Colgate or Crest toothpaste. Heavy dandruff -- pour on the vinegar! Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads. Shiny Hair - use brewed Lipton Tea. Sunburn - empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water. Minor burn - Colgate or Crest toothpaste. Tie Dye T-shirt - mix a solution of Kool-Aid in a container, tie a rubber band around a section of the T-shirt and soak. Peanut butter - will get scratches out of CD's! Wipe off with coffee filter paper. Burn your tongue? Put sugar on it! Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in, takes the itch out of insect stings, too. Athlete's feet - cornstarch. Bee stings - meat tenderizer. Chigger bite - Preparation H. Puffy eyes - Preparation H. Paper cut - crazy glue or chap stick. Glue is used instead of sutures at most hospitals lately. Fungus on toenails or fingernails - Vicks Vaporub. Kool Aid to clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent section and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. Kool-Aid also can be used as a dye in paint. Kool-Aid in Dannon plain yogurt as a finger paint. Your kids will love it and it won't hurt them if they eat it! Sticking bicycle chain - Pam no-stick cooking spray. Peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls. When the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn starch and watch them slide on. Stress buster -- preferably for a work group -- take a roll of scotch tape and a packet of straws and build a tower without talking to each other! |
Arithmetic Game
I never know how these things work but I like them.
Try this...its really cool, only takes a minute 1. Key in the first 3 digits of your phone number into a calculator (not the area code) 2. Multiply by 80 3. Add 1 4. Multiply by 250 5. Add the last four digits of your phone number 6. Add the last four digits of your phone number again 7. Subtract 250 8. Divide by 2 at last Is that your phone number ?? ☺ |
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How Things Are Made
Here’s a site that should be saved in everyone’s “favorites”. Because there’s information on how everything is made! Great reference material. Click on the picture to check it out.
In View of Wire Tapping Concerns
I just wanted to let you know that the new Homeland Security Bill has passed. Things will be different now and Internet surfing will be tracked by what the FBI calls a "non-intrusive method." The FBI says you will not notice anything different. For a demonstration, click on the link below. HERE |
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