I never heard of this infamous Coke ad but darn if there isn't a very x-rated picture in it and yes we've got the pic.
A girl with glass emerging from her forehead? How about the world's smallest cheeseburger? Cuter than all get-out.
Some blind item fun, a Madonna update and, we're not making this up, a fellow who has "suffered" for ten years in a state of arousal reserved for those Viagara users that shouldn't exceed four hours.
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That Amazing Coke Ad
I remember all the brouhaha about the “new” Coke. A marketing idea that failed so miserably Coke had to bring back the old product in response to the market’s rabid rejection of the new product.
But I’ve never heard of the infamous Coke ad that had embedded within a picture of a woman …well, you can see for yourself, below.
From Snopes.com:
Madonna…Laughing to the Bank As She Tries to Shock
Hey, at some point shocking behavior ceases to shock. I’m not sure if Madonna, master at the art of keeping her mug in front of our collective faces, has reached that point yet.
If Madonna were really the daring-do she aspires to be, she’d dress herself up as the Prophet Mohammad with pig meat draped over her shoulders. Muslims across the planet would riot and Madonna concerts would sell out. Of course Madonna herself might be dead, killed by the hand of some rabid Islamofacist or another.
Christians are used to having their religion debased.
Below the silly reason Madonna performed a recent concert while hanging on a cross. She pees upon our feet and tells us its raining. But how else is a has-been going to continue to sell concert tickets?
From CelebSlam:
“I wanted to explain it myself once and for all,” the singer said in a statement about her decision to perform “Live to Tell” while suspended on a giant cross, Reuters reports. “It is no different than a person wearing a cross or ‘taking up the cross,’ as it says in the Bible.
My performance is neither anti-Christian, sacrilegious or blasphemous. Rather, it is my plea to the audience to encourage mankind to help one another and to see the world as a unified whole.”
She added, “I believe in my heart that if Jesus were alive today he would be doing the same thing.”
World’s Smallest Cheeseburger
It’s a web site devoted to the cheeseburger and such is their dedication to that foodstuff that somebody or another crafted the world’s smallest cheeseburger.
Hey, this was no easy job. Okay, so the thought of attempting such a thing would never cross the minds of most normal people with any sort of life, it’s worth a hat’s off to the ingenuity of such an attempt.
From: **Janet Charlton BLIND ITEM 9/29**
ASKED
UCLA's private cops thought they'd seen everything until they encountered this respected actor on campus. At first they were thrilled when they happened upon the tall, handsome guy who has played a cop on TV and many movies. They all wanted to shake his hand. But eventually they compared notes and realized he had a nasty habit of lurking in the mens rooms. After observing his suspicious behavior they had no choice but to warn the actor they had so admired, to GET OFF CAMPUS and don't come back.
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Maybe She Should Join Up With Madonna
Okay, this 12-year-old girl has glass coming out of her forehead. We’re not making this up. I say sign the kid up for a Madonna concert; have Madonna singing while hanging from a crucifix whilst this young girl from Nepal emits glass from her forehead.
The telling note from the following link is that Sarita’s parents are broke and are soliciting funds for help in determining their daughter’s medical problems. Perhaps when they get enough money they’ll write a book telling us how they pulled this off.
From Kantipuronline.com:
“Something that looked like shining glass pieces could be seen coming out of her forehead skin but there is no glass inside the cranium,” said Dr. Jitendra Mahaseth, deputy director of the NTH. Mahaseth also informed that Bista's skin sample would be sent to NAST for further investigation.
The girl has been emitting "triangular glass pieces" everyday since August 7 this year, according to her family sources. “Once she excreted 12 pieces of glass in one day,” said Sarita’s mother Dhansara Bista.
Fellow Tormented by Ten Year Erection Gets No Cash
I always wondered about those poor fellows tormented by those four-hour erections as advertised in Viagra commercials. The ad suggests that those with such four-hour stiff problems are advised to contact a physician.
So what does the fellow tell the physician? I’d suggest that after the tormented guy stammered out his problem the physician would likely suggest a trip to the local emergency room. Because if there’s an antidote to this condition why not just put it right on the jar of Viagra pills?
Then I imagine the tormented soul walking into an emergency room and then…okay, let’s move on from my demented imagination.
Below a fellow tormented by, not a four hour, not a four day, not a four month, but by a TEN YEAR erection, has been denied his cash.
Seems that Charles Lennon received a penile implant in 1996, before the hard-on drug Viagra went on the market. The manufacturer of the penile implant has went out of business and now Lennon wants his insurer to pay the award he received in his original court case when he was awarded $400,000.
From MSNBC.com:
PROVIDENCE, R.I. - A former handyman from North Providence who won more than $400,000 in a lawsuit over a malfunctioning penile implant may not get the money after a judge dismissed his claim.
Superior Court Judge Edward C. Clifton on Monday granted a request by the implant manufacturer's insurer to dismiss Charles "Chick" Lennon's claim, which his lawyers say will amount to $1 million with interest included.
The implant has caused Lennon to have an erection for 10 years.
"I'm suffering with it right now," he told The Providence Journal during a recent interview. "It never stops. It's like a constant headache."
Heh. So many jokes. So little time.
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