Daily Miscellany
Thoughts and flashes of brilliance that enter my head from nowhere.
Enjoy. Or abhor, depending on the effect of my "wisdom".
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The New "Founding Fathers" of Afghanistan
It's been a horrible week in that most horrible hell of earth known as Afghanistan.
Twelve American soldiers died along with many Afghans from a suicide bomber.
First, yon three or four ladies and gems who read this thing, any culture that encourages people to strap bombs on their body to blow themselves up is a culture that belongs on the moon. Further, women are not allowed outside with the company of a man or they may be hanged. These people don't live in civilized communities....they live in TRIBES!
And, of course, we have the greatest US President with a son that belongs in the Taliban and that same President should no more be commander-in-chief than my dog.
Now these fine folk are going to be running Afghanistan as I laugh and ponder who is the new George Washington or Thomas Jefferson.
Fine, fine folk, all reporting directly to Satan.
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Daily Short Bits
Short thoughts on life that pop into my head
So why does my dog smell her pee? I have, of course, figured it out. Every morning right after her huge morning pee, she then smells every blade of grass in the yard. Since she so rigorously smells her own pee, she will know, or not, if another animal has been in her yard and peed.
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I am from Baltimore and thus eat crabs and oysters with gusto. I also like fish, as a matter of course. At age 71 I purchased some salmon from Schwann's frozen food delivery service. Until then, I HAVE NEVER EATEN SALMON BEFORE! It's delicious! Why didn't someone tell me?
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I tried "Relief Factor" to rid myself of back and knee pain. Huge capsules that you must take eight times a day. Cost a fortune. I ate what I bought and I will say that I didn't feel any worse. But choking on those capsules and the cost is just not worth it.
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My arm is a tool to my cats. When I am busy in the kitchen the bad cat will reach out and grab my arm that I stop fooling around and fix his food....use that "arm" thing he reminds me.
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"Angry Birds", one of my favorite video games, now has a "World Health Organization" logo on the game. Why? Oh, I know....China must own the game because they sure own the WHO.
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Review-The Hustler
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Review-The Hustler
https://abc.com/shows/the-hustler
THE FLY ON THE WALL
Yes I am a fly and yes I also Blog. I tend to wander around among the politicians and hear their conversation. Because I am a fly beneficial to humanity, I share that which I hear. Bear in mind my spelling. I am, after all, only a fly.
TIME FOR A SMILE
"The Hustler" breaks the game show mold by featuring one player who secretly already knows the answers.
I do quite enjoy this show for the many dynamics built into the play.
It's basically a game show with Jeopardy like questions that wins money with the right answer. The intriguing thing about this show is that out of six contenders who start the show, one is a "hustler" who pretends to be just another contender though he or she is the person on whom all the questions are based.
The Hustler's job is to fool the other players that he or she is NOT the Hustler, while the other players have to guess who is the Hustler.
I've watched a few episodes and enjoyed it. But I have yet to guess correctly on who is the Hustler.
The game is structured so that money is won by either the Hustler alone, or other non-Hustler contenders can join and wrest the winning funds from the real Hustler.
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THE FLY ON THE WALL
Yes I am a fly and yes I also Blog. I tend to wander around among the politicians and hear their conversation. Because I am a fly beneficial to humanity, I share that which I hear. Bear in mind my spelling. I am, after all, only a fly.
Meeting About 2024 Election
I chanced to fly into what I thought was an empty room in the big white building the humans call their capitol. To my surprise there were a long table filled with Democrat males and females, all of them arguing on how to win the next election.
"This effort to stop changing the election laws out of our favor is not working!" one lady I know as Nancy Pelozi. "We got Texan representatives going to jail for trying to stop a vote on new Texan laws that will prevent immigrants from voting."
"My state is going to request medical slips to do mail in voting," another guy said, I recall him as a guy from California..
"Let's face it, we're going to lose the house in 2022 and likely the Executive in 2024. Trump seems to have that election in the bag."
Suddenly one guy stood up and pounded on the table. Everyone in the room stopped talking and looked to hear what had him so heated.
He leaned into the table and said, in a loud human whisper.
"Donald Trump will not be able to run in the 2024," he said in a loud whisper.
Human brows all around the table got furrowed.
"Why?" somebody said in a low whisper.
"We've taken care of it," the table-pounder said. With all using loud whispers everyone wanted to know how.
"We've done everything in our power to get that man the hell out of there. We are going to do the only thing that we are sure will work."
With that the table-pounder sat down and took a deep breath.
Softly he leaned toward all the people sitting around the table and whispered the planned solution.
"He will be assassinated," the guy whispered.
Silence filled the room. This fly knows that to assassinate someone is to kill them but it is illegal.
The table-pounder folded his hands and filled in the blanks.
"We've hired a suicide bomber who will set off during a Trump rally," he said. "This way the killer will also be dead so he can't tell anyone. And we will finally be rid of Donald Trump! I told you those suicide killers were valuable. We will WIN the presidency in 2024 but you must not tell a soul."
Yes this fly heard the plan. I don't know how to pass it on to the humans but the Democrats have finally found a use for the Taliban.
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