Is Mike Tyson a Porn Star or a Rapist?
In a previous Blog post I reported that Mike Tyson was going to become a porn star. Goodness, I forgot all about the man’s amazing pure acting talent. Mike Tyson denies any such thing and intends to use his well-known acting talents for far more serious acting efforts than pornography.
Gossip Blog Post HERE:
From IOL:
Tyson: 'I'm not becoming a porn star'
Fallen boxing champion Mike Tyson has furiously denied reports he's beginning a new career as a porn star.
The 38-year-old announced his retirement from boxing following his defeat at the hands of Irish fighter Kevin McBride in Washington DC in June.
And although he is embarking on an acting career, he insists none of his films will be X-rated.
A spokesman for the ex-heavyweight champ says: "Mike will be appearing in various films but won't reveal all. He will play his parts straight."
But there’s MORE!
Perhaps Mike prefers to act out his pornography impulses in REAL life. The man has already served time for rape. Now he’s accused once again.
He angrily denies the Porn star charge yet continues his raping.
From the Scotsman.com:
Boxer Tyson questioned over kidnap and assault of woman
MIKE Tyson has been questioned by Italian police after claims that he kidnapped and assaulted a woman when she refused to have sex with him, it was confirmed yesterday.
The former boxing world champion, 39, who served three years in prison for rape in the early 1990s, was questioned for several hours on board his chartered 40ft yacht after Florence Botoli, 33, made her allegations to police.
Ms Botoli told officers that she had been attacked by the boxer after she refused to have sex with him and was left with severe bruises.
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It Took Six Months but the Chef’s a Lady
Laura Bush plans to do more entertaining at the White House in her husband’s second term. This even though her husband is known to fall asleep at 9 pm every night.
So after a six month search a new Chef was found. Who was working in the White House all along!
The White House executive chef presides over a staff of five full-time employees, although that number can expand to as many as 25 for an important occasion.
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It Was Bound to Happen
I’ve always considered “Extreme Makeover” an interesting show.
In the program, a happening and handsome former star of TLC’s “Trading Spaces” oversees the total destruction and rebuilding of a house for a deserving family.
Or at least a deserving family as ABC sees it.
Five siblings who lost their parents within a one year time span were recent benefactors of an extreme makeover.
Only it turns out that the orphans’ guardians embarked on a mission to drive out the siblings and take over the house for themselves.
At least as alleged by the siblings.
What this has to do with ABC is beyond my comprehension.
Except that ABC has deeper pockets and let’s be honest here, lawyers always know where to aim their attack.
From the AP:
'Extreme Makeover' Family Sues ABC
Five orphaned siblings who moved into a new dream home on the American hit television show "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" are suing the ABC network, the company that built the house and the couple who took them in after their parents died.
The children range in age from 15 to 22. They claim that after "Extreme Makeover" built a new nine-bedroom mansion for them to live in with Phil and Loki Leomiti, the Leomitis engaged in "an orchestrated campaign" to drive them away by insulting them and treating them poorly.
Their complaint, which was filed Wednesday, alleges fraud and breach of contract. It seeks unspecified compensatory and punitive damages.
The children ultimately moved out of the Leomitis' home in Santa Fe Springs, California, a small city southeast of Los Angeles, and are living separately with friends, said Charles Higgins II, the eldest sibling.
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Britney’s Baby Shower
It was a private affair. Which is why all details plus a handsome picture of Brittany in her baby shower attire were immediately released to the public.
Seems Britney had a Moroccan inspired baby shower, complete with brisket and salad Tangiers. Topped with a cake the shape of a Morroccan pot and a baby peeking out from within.
Also, somehow and some way, the details of Britney’s baby shower gifts also were leaked to the press.
Britney received a white wrought-iron bassinet, a car seat, a stroller and an infant bathtub.
Finally, well it happened again. Britney and husband Kevin Federline are expecting a boy. Although they did not, ahem, want this leaked to the press.
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Be a Character in the Next Stephen King Book!
I’m not at all sure what a group that champions freedom of speech does but for a chance to advance that most noble of causes, you can bid to have a character in King’s next book named after you.
Note the warnings, however, because this might not be such a great honor.
From the DailyDish:
KING OFFERS CHANCE TO STAR IN BOOK
Horror impresario Stephen King is offering one lucky bidder the chance to have a character named after them in his next spine-chilling book -- but he warns that the story will be particularly gruesome.
King has joined a bevy of writers, including John Grisham, selling the right to star in a novel on Internet auction site eBay.
Proceeds from the sale, which takes place next month, will go to nonprofit organization the First Amendment Project -- a group that champions freedom of speech.
King will include the successful buyer's identity in a work called "Cell," but he insists, "(The) buyer should be aware that 'Cell' is a violent piece of work, which comes complete with zombies set in motion by bad cell phone signals that destroy the human brain.
"Like cheap whiskey, it's very nasty and extremely satisfying."
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Courtney Love “Roasted” at Pamela Anderson Roast
Not that I can imagine wasting much time on either of these Bimbos. Courtney needs to get off her drugs and Pam needs to … well did anyone see her on Jay Leno recently. Anderson is really starting to show her age.
She should take care of her face as well as she did her famous breasts.
From NY POST...PAGE 6:
YESTERDAY'S announcement that Courtney Love had tested positive for drugs came as no surprise to anyone who attended the Comedy Central roast of Pamela Anderson Sunday night at the Sony Studios in L.A. Love was "out of it" when she arrived. On the red carpet, she slammed her head into a photographer's lens while posing for a close-up, a source said.
During the roast, Love, seated on the dais, repeatedly flashed her crotch at the crowd, pulled up her shirt to reveal a lacy black bra and shouted "Drugs on the house!" She babbled incoherently into the microphone for ten minutes - prompting more than a few people to tell the rocker to be quiet. After Love shouted, "I'm sober over a year now," host Jimmy Kimmel said, "If this is sober, there is a real problem."
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More Gossip/Speculation HERE
Honest Senator Biden Speaks Through Both Sides of His Mouth
My guess is he wanted to appear to be a reasonable fellow for the more Conservative Fox News viewing audience. With Today’s perky Katie and its Liberal bygolly bent, well Biden had a whole different tune. Likely the NBC Today Show wing of the Democrat party is seen by more viewers than Fox’s “Fox and Friends”.
Biden knew what message he wanted to get out.
Not that the man ever spoke the truth or anything.
NBC' s Katie Couric: "The Fact That The Iraqis Could Not Come Up With A Constitution By Yesterday's Deadline, Do You See This As A Bump In The Road Or A Serious Setback? Sen. Biden: "I Think It's A Bump In The Road In A Serious Process. ... It's A Major, Major Bump." (NBC's "Today Show," 8/16/05)
Couric: "[I]s One Week Enough Time To Come Up With Agreements On All Of These Thorny Issues? Sen. Biden: "My Guess Is It May Not Be." (NBC's "Today Show," 8/16/05)
Sen. Biden: "But There Is Some Good News Going On. ... I Think That The Movement Toward This Constitution, I View The Delay As Evidence That We May Very Well Get A Constitution That Is Reasonable For The Iraqi People. So It's Not All Bad News." (Fox News' "Fox And Friends," 8/16/05)
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Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad Computer
10) Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.
9) It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.
8) In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.
7) It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics".
6) The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.
5) Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling.
4) The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?"
3) The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"
2) The only chip inside is a Dorito.
1) You've decided that your computer is an excellent addition to your fabulous paperweight collection.
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