Saturday

Fish giggles compilation

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  • Dinner With the Parents

  • Time for some Fish Giggles and we've got two bound to bring a snort.

    First there's Dinner With the Parents. A young man really blows it.

    Then there's jury duty. Sometimes it really is okay to give the death sentence.

    HERE
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  • Funny? Lost Little Girl.

  • Continuing on with the Smiling Sunday, we have a really cute Fishgiggles.

    A little girl is lost and her parents are searching for her.

    Think this isn't funny?

    Well check it out.

    HERE
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  • Overheard on Noah’s Ark

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    Beginning a Smiling Sunday with some FishGiggles.

    Beginning with the top ten things overheard on Noah's ark and ending with what happens to a man who suggests to his wife that she clean the sidewalk.

    HERE
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  • Dolls and Marital Discord

  • Continuing on with Smiling Sunday and yuks on marriage, we have a Fishgiggles about dolls and marital discord.

    HERE
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  • How to Know If You’ve Had Too Much Coffee

  • Continuing on with a Smiling Sunday, here's a Fishgiggle.

    This week, how to know if you've been drinking too much coffee.

    One sign-changing the channels faster WITHOUT the remote.

    HERE
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  • Jesse Jackson Turns White

  • Continuing the Smiling Sunday, here's three Fishgiggles.

    While they all bring a smile, the one about Jesse Jackson brings a guffaw.

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    HERE
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  • Sex & Golf

  • Here's a couple of Fishgiggles for a Smiling Sunday.

    Calling all golfers because the big question, would you give up sex for a birdie?

    And a farmer can't get rid of the political ads on his new TV.

    HERE
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  • Country Birth Control

  • Continuing on with the Smiling Sunday, a few Fishgiggles.

    We've got some shooting the bull and three ladies, two city slickers and one country gal, learn birth control.

    HERE
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  • Actual Ads

  • Continuing with the Smiling Sunday, here's 2 Fishgiggles. One is a list of actual newspaper ads that, well they bring a smile for the truthfulness.

    And birth control the redneck way.

    HERE
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  • Muslim Humor

  • In Fish Giggles we have some Muslim, yes Muslim!, humor. It's the truth behind the mirth that's a bit sad.

    And for a real smile, check out "Laughter in the Court". One such exchange below.
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    Q: What is your date of birth?
    A: July 15th.
    Q: What year?
    A: Every year.
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    Click on in because there's plenty more.

    Muslim Humor HERE

  • Greeting Cards for the Dysfunctional


  • Folks, sooner or later Hallmark's going to have that dysfunctional section of their vaunted card stores.

    In anticipation, in Fish Giggles,here's fifteen potential great card lines for the dysfunctional section of Hallmark.

    Greeting Cards for the Dysfunctional HERE

  • Snickers and Bloopers


  • Bumper Snickers and Chuch Bulletin Bloopers brings smiles this week in Fish Giggles.

    Snickers and Bloopers HERE

  • A Few Good Snorts


  • Nothing deep, nothing long, nothing complicated.

    Just a few good snorts to clear the sinus.

    A Few Good Snorts HERE

  • A Real Man’s Chain Letter


  • Time for some Fish Giggles and this week we have...drumroll....

    A REAL man's chain letter. And you'll guffaw when you discover the main responder.

    And more Muslim humor because you can't make fun of them enough.

    A Real Man’s Chain Letter HERE

  • Martha Stewart’s Guide to Etiquette for Rednecks


  • In Fish Giggles this week we have Martha Stewart's Guide to Etiquette for Rednecks. And some more laughs, something about trailer parks

    Martha Stewart’s Guide to Etiquette for Rednecks HERE

  • A Special Guest


  • It's time for a Fish Giggle. Just click and a special guest will check in on you and see what you are doing.

    A Special Guest HERE

  • State Mottos


  • Here's some Fish Giggles in keeping with the recent Delaware post when The Wise I graciously provided Delaware mottos to Nanny Minner for a mere 25K, we have mottos on all the other states.

    And they are a hoot.

    State Mottos HERE

  • Canadian Medical Rules


  • Tune in for a giggle in this Fish Giggles list of new Canadian social medicine rules.

    Could be government sponsored health care ain't all it's cracked up to be?

    Canadian Medical Rules HERE

  • Abbott & Costello Buy a Computer


  • Time for a laugh with a Fishgiggles. For Abbott and Costello are involved in a computer purchase and like "Who's on First", there's some confusion.

    Abbott & Costello Buy a Computer HERE

  • Whacky Headlines

  • Not a single one is made up. It's wacky headlines from 2004.

    The Wise I loves to make fun of The Old Media.

    HERE

  • God and Lightening

  • The innocence of childhood causes a chuckle in this week's fishgiggles.

    Only a child would compare lightening to a camera flash.

    HERE

  • The Duck is Dead

  • It's not Monty Python's dead parrot but there's similarities.

    For the duck is dead in this Fishgiggles but the owner won't believe it.

    HERE
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  • What Will My Son Become?

  • Time for a Fish Giggle.

    Here's a tale about how a man discovered that his son would grow up to be a politician.

    HERE

  • Giving Cat a Pill

  • It's time for a FishGiggle.

    Instructions for giving the cat a pill.

    Been there; Done that.

    HERE

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  • Losing the Cat

  • Men, so goes the lore, do not like to admit that they are lost.

    In this FISHGIGGLES a man admits he's lost to a hilarious end.

    HERE
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  • AOL Users

  • Okay, everyone with a vendetta against AOL users, tune into this Fishgiggles.

    It's the funniest AOL spoof I've seen yet.

    HERE
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  • A Dog Named Sex


  • Here's a hoary joke about a dog name SEX.

    It's an oldie but a goodie.

    HERE
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  • The Envelopes

  • A new employee finds four envelopes left by his predecessor.

    It's Fishgiggle and it's cleverly funny.

    HERE
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  • Talking Dogs

  • Talking dogs are always a hoot. In this Fishgiggles we have a talking dog who, well the dog can talk but the bartender was not fooled.
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    HERE
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  • What is a Dog? What is a Cat?

  • It's time for a giggle in this Fishgiggles entry.

    For what, exactly, is a dog?

    And what, exactly, is a cat?

    HERE
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  • How to Know You Have a Cheap Computer

  • Time for a Fishgiggle.

    You really need this advice for ascertaining the ten signs that you've purchased a very cheap computer.

    HERE
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  • Dogs Will Be Dogs

  • Speaking of dogs, in Fishgiggles we have three dogs at the Vet.

    Two will not leave.

    One, wink,wink, will live on to happy old age.

    Slightly off-color.
    HERE
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  • Hillary Goes to Heaven

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    It's an old joke in this Fishgiggles post.

    But it's fresher somehow with the happening Hillary Clinton graphic as illustration of the joke…Hillary Goes to Heaven.

    HERE
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  • Don’t Lie to Your Mother


  • It's Fishgiggles coming on here with a lesson learned.

    Something about Lying to Your Mother.

    HERE
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  • A Classy Fart Joke

  • Farts are more a juvenile subject of jokes than for more mature adults.

    But this week's Fishgiggle is a fart joke told with, ahem, class and dignity.

    It's the most hilarious of them all.

    HERE
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  • World's Shortest Fairy Tale


  • It's a short Fishgiggles this week.

    In fact, it's The World's Shortest Fairy Tale.

    It's a guaranteed snort.

    HERE
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  • Doctor's Stories


  • Time for a Fishgiggle.

    It's true stories of doctors/patients and the humor that can only come from such unique human interaction.
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    HERE
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  • How to Impress Man/Woman


  • Time for a Fishgiggle.

    How to Impress a Woman.

    Also…..waaaaay down below…

    How to Impress a Man.

    HERE
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  • Porcine Amazing Facts

  • It's time for some Fishgiggles.

    We've got some "amazing facts" including one about a pig that will astound you.

    HERE
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  • The Skunk and the Penguin

  • There was a skunk and a penguin.

    Tune in to this week's Fishgiggles for the ending.

    Everyone needs a smile.

    HERE
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  • Drunk Driver

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    Time for a Fishgiggle.

    Why can't the drunk driver take a breath test?

    Better, why can't he walk the white line?

    HERE
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  • Taking a Shower

  • Time for a Fishgiggle.

    For men and women really do take showers differently.

    Check it out.

    HERE
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  • The New Writer

  • The guy only wanted to be a writer in this Fishgiggles.

    The surprise is his new employer.

    HERE
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  • Donating for a “Him”

  • Time for a Laugh with this Fishgiggles post.

    Seems the lady donated to the church for the privelage of choosing the next hymn.

    Except she gets a little confused.

    HERE
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  • The Frenchman and the American

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    Take time for a laugh in this Fishgiggles post.

    The laugh will be on the French.

    And how we manufacture gum in America for shipment to France.

    HERE
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  • Thanks to the Internet

  • A frazzled woman writes of all the knowledge she's gleaned from the Internet in this Fishgiggles.

    So why won't she lick a stamp or use a pay phone?

    HERE
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  • Two Drunks In a Bar

  • Join in for a smile in this Fishgiggles.

    Two drunks take off in their car. As they speed down the road, why does the old man keep tapping on their window?
    HERE
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  • Microsoft and Tomatoes

  • It's a Fishgiggles post for this Smiling Sunday.

    What do Microsoft and tomatoes have in common?
    HERE
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  • Tech Questions and A Cheating Man

  • In time for a Smiling Sunday, we have TWO Fishgiggles sure to bring a giggle.

    One is true stories of tech questions asked by novice computer users. You'll never believe some of the questions.

    Next, a woman comes home and finds her husband in bed with another woman. His excuse should be written into a series.

    Heh.
    HERE
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