Sunday

BTK Murderer Update: The Biggest Crime of All

BTK Killer Update
The Biggest Crime of All

BTK Killer not eligible for death penalty!



Seems crimes in Kansas before 1994 are not considered for the death penalty.

Though the victims, you understand, are just as dead.

Below a picture of his victims, save the Otero children and two more victims now confirmed by Kansas police as definitely being BTK victims.

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Other Tidbits
Killer phoned in Nancy Fox’s killing. Also, he left her driver’s license at a fence post for police to find.

It has been confirmed that his daughter DID turn in DNA but it was HER DNA. Seems there are “family” markers that sufficed in terms of identification.

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2/20/05-2/27/05
The Class Action Lawsuit Victory
Goodness knows the lawyers in our lives can’t have too much money. The trial attorneys fought it mightily and Hillary, in reaction, voted against it.

But the great attorneys who would save us from defective products still have a forum to present their case. They just can’t pick or choose the judge and jury where it will happen.

Suppose yon reader purchases a piece of furniture from a North Carolina manufacturer. Said piece of furniture has a design defect that causes the thing to break during the course of ordinary use. The danger of that breakage is enough to warrant a lawsuit to refund monies across the land to innocent purchasers of this piece of furniture.

So far, seems fair.

Except the trial attorney doesn’t want to present his case in, say, North Carolina, as that is where the manufacturer exists. The jurors from NC might want to defend their own businesses.

The attorney can then pick a state, any state, find a purchaser of the defective furniture in that state and on that consumer’s behalf file a class action lawsuit that all innocent purchasers of the defective furniture can get a buck or two as those things usually go. Ah, but the attorney. He gets that buck or two times maybe a million purchasers.

Now in order to invest the time in pursuit of this windfall of money, the attorney needs a sympathetic judge and jury pool. Some states have garnered a reputation for generous juries and judges willing to give the attorneys a lot of leeway. So much so that there are three specific state court jurisdictions that are the locale of the vast majorities of these class action lawsuits.

This is not a coincidence yon Ladies and Gems. The lawyers have honed in on the state jurisdictions where they’re likely to win. Who knows what these states and generous judges get out of it all.

It’s still damn unfair to a business trying to survive and thrive. A court case is one thing. A court case with all the odds stacked against the business is not quite how it’s supposed to go.

Last week congress passed a law that such class action suits must go through a FEDERAL court. And why not? It does seem logical that court cases affecting citizens across state lines should be tried in a federal court.

The trial attorneys took advantage of this loophole but looks like their free ride is over.

From the NY Post
Bush's triumph came as the Senate voted 72-26 to shield businesses from class-action lawsuits by funneling most cases out of state courts and into the less receptive federal courts.

Businesses, led by the Chamber of Commerce, have lobbied for six years to restrict how and where class-action lawsuits can be heard, but the measure had consistently been thwarted by Senate Democrats.

And from the Washington Times:

THE LAWSUIT LOTTERY SCHEME
“Class-action lawsuits have been in need of reform ever since the lawyers figured out how to game the system: By ‘shopping’ their cases around state courts in search of a sympathetic judge and jury, the lawyers would draw whatever business was in their cross-hairs into a zero-sum game, since the targeted business would usually just settle out of court rather than face bankruptcy. Over the last 10-year period, this little scheme averaged billions of dollars per year in payouts, much of it going straight into the lawyers' bank accounts. And all the while the lawyers had the gall to uphold the facade of helping out the ‘little guy,’ a la Erin Brockovich.”

- Washington Times editorial, 2/14/05

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The Picture Says It All
Excellent Political Cartoon
Requires no additional verbiage as regards congress’ debate over Social Security Reform.
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Results of Iraqi Election
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Unusual but We’re All Adults, Right?
So far as I now there aren’t children frequenting this site. And before Kaitlyn gets a gander I’ll erase the post. But it was just too tempting to pass by.
Watch out looking at this one..........The all nude police officer calendar for 2005 comes in an all-male and an all-female version. All pics show full frontal nudity, for both female and males. Just click on the menu to select which one you want to view. They are available for sale on the site -- the calendars, not the officers. Click on the site below to view all 12 (24) totally nude police officers.

ADULTS ONLY CLICK HERE

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What’s Going on in Merryland?
Technically this is not about Delaware. But second worst almost in that the political action in Merryland is too amusing to ignore.

Persons involved in the intrigue include two FreeRepublic posters, two Washington Post reporters, two Baltimore Sun reporters, possibly, Governor Ehrlich-R-Merryland Governor and Mayor Martin O’Malley-D-Baltimore.

It begins when an individual, posting as PCPAC on FreeRepublic makes friends with another poster using MD4BUSH as their Freep name.

It continues until PCPAC’s real identity is discovered. His name is Steffen and he is an Aide to Merryland’s Republican Governor Ehrlich. Ehrlich fires Steffen when the news story is published in the Washington Post. Seems Steffen was spreading rumors about Mayor O’Malley.

Not to worry for this Blogger has no qualms about spreading rumors. There’s plenty, but the most prevalent and intriguing one is that Mayor O’Malley had an affair with local channel WBAL’s female talking head, Sade Baderinwa. And they have a baby to prove it! Or so goes the rumor.

Governor Ehrlich puts an investigator onto the task of getting to the bottom of it all. Because it seems that PCPAC(Steffen) was not alone in the spreading of such rumors but was baited along by FreeRepublic poster MD4BUSH.

Who Governor Ehrlich’s office suspects is either two Baltimore Sun reporters or two Washington Post reporters working anonymously to get Steffen fired.

Now it can be argued that this Steffen fellow should not have been posting gossip about Baltimore’s mayor on company time and in fact, Steffen himself might have revealed his identity to one of the reporters egging him on.

Assuming MD4BUSH IS a reporter or team of them. Some speculation has it that MD4BUSH is a Democratic operative with a city hall ISP provider name.

I wonder what would Mayor O’Malley gain by having one of his people stalk the hapless Steffen and reveal his identity and gossip tidbits to the Washington Post.

The Baltimore Sun is involved in this a bit peripherally in that Governor Ehrlich has banned his people from talking about anything to two specific reporters at the Baltimore Sun. It is these two reporters suspected as being the stalker of PCPAC(Steffen) and indeed, Ehrlich’s own investigator phoned up the Sunpapers and asked both reporters pointedly if they were the poseurs.

Well it gets more hilarious and complicated than this even. But make no mistake, it’s all politics and all a plan to save Baltimore’s new up and comer, Martin O’Malley.

Who has, it should be noted, done absolutely nothing for Baltimore except raise up taxes, drive more business out of the city and hey, he needed time for an affair or two.

Other rumors have O’Malley living away from his wife in a snazzy apartment near Baltimore city Hall. He is, by the gossip mill, another Bill Clinton.

Somehow we have WBAL, the Baltimore Sunpaper and FreeRepublic all mixed up in this thing and I must snort.

O’Malley won’t keep his little secret very long. He’s a horndog and this day post Clinton, the American people are not going to buy it.

Delaware Task Force Report Delivers Nothing
In fact we do have some Delaware news in this, a state coming up behind New Jersey for most corrupt. Seems Governor Minner hired a ritzy task force to report back its opinions and analysis on Delaware’s “tiered diploma” system. Delaware issues three kinds of diplomas upon graduation because the teachers, who bought and paid for Minner, can’t get the students ready for college prep tests. So some students get a “lower diploma”, however that works.

Anyway, this task force returns its report and HAS NO OPINION WHATSOEVER!

This after paying out $150K and after Nanny Minner told the legislature to wait until this vaunted report before changing Delaware’s diploma system.

Now what?

Now we have exactly what Nanny Minner wanted, of course. She doesn’t want to change Delaware’s education system though the state is 39th across the nation out of fifty for student test scores.

Minner has a lot of buddies in the Teachers’ Union, the biggest contributor to her campaign. Naturally Minner wants nothing changed as her owners want nothing changed as they rather like not having to do their job.

The Expert Panel on Assessment and Accountability presented its report this week, along with a $150,000 price tag.

The report offered no recommendations about the three-tier diploma, saying it falls "outside of any technical area of expertise" and that it is a policy matter that should be left to elected representatives.

Sen. Charles L. Copeland (R-West Farms), a member of the Senate Education Committee, is calling on the Minner/Carney administration to provide answers about their latest education fiasco - spending $150,000 of taxpayer money and nearly a year on an expert panel that recommended nothing.

A panel of three experts in the areas of assessment, accountability, and/or standard setting was appointed by Gov. Minner's Executive Order #54 in the spring of 2004 to "present findings and recommendations" on a narrow field of topics, including "awarding of diplomas."

Saturday

BTK(Bind,Torture,Kill) Suspect Arrested

It’s Happening Now-The BTK (bind,torture,kill) suspect arrested
Goodness knows why it took Wichita, Ks. Police almost 25 years to find this guy. This with one victim having escaped alive. And that press conference held today, Saturday Feb. 26, 2005 at 11:00 am was the most self-serving good-ole-boys back slapper as to cause nausea.

AND THEY DIDN’T EVEN GIVE US THE “PERSON OF INTEREST”’S NAME!

Eventually CNN released the name and picture. The Wise I did a quick research and have compiled a quick review of this fine guy’s heinous crimes. Because the cops at the press conference with all their faux secrecy, they forgot about the Blogosphere.

Also some admitted speculation at this point. Hey, you can’t even get the truth out of these self-serving police, much less my fine speculation.

First, the PERSON OF INTEREST, snort

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His name is Dennis Rader. He has a wife, Paula, and is an animal compliance officer for Wichita and Park City.

He lives in the 2600 block of Independence Street.

There are eight victims attributed to him. Although there are two additional suspected, one a female neighbor two doors down who was murdered in 1985 and another murdered a couple of miles from his house.

His DNA was “obtained” and tested. Preliminary testing shows it is BTK. Here’s some speculation, his DAUGHTER turned in the DNA sample.

Speaking of his daughter, here is a link toKerry Rader’s web site.

Caution-some of the links I include might not be available as law enforcement is taking it all down left and right.


Rader was a student at WSU in 1979 and studied Law Enforcement.

He is president of the Parish Council at Christ the King Lutheran Church.

His Birthdate is March 9th, 1945.

His work address is:
City of Park City
6110 N. Hydraulic

Finally, the man has a web site and I’m told it was taken down. Someone got hold of the cache and
THIS LINK TO DENNIS RADER’s CACHED WEB SITE did work when I tried it.

BTK’s VICTIMS

From WWW.Kansas.com:
Joseph Otero Jr., 38, a retired Air Force mechanic; his wife, Julie Otero, 34, a Coleman Co. employee; and two of their children, Josephine, 11, and Joseph II, 9. They were found murdered in their home at 803 N. Edgemoor on Jan. 15, 1974. Three other family members -- Charles, 15; Danny, 15, and Carmen, 13 -- were not at the home during the murders. Joseph Otero was a native of Puerto Rico. He had been a mechanic and flight instructor at Cook Air Field in Rose Hill. The family had moved to Wichita the fall before the murders.

Kathryn Bright, 21, was found stabbed to death in her home at 3217 E. 13th St. on April 4, 1974. Her brother, Kevin, was shot by the intruder during the slaying but survived. She was a member of the Valley Center Class of 1971, went to the University of Kansas for a semester, then returned to Wichita, where she got a job at Coleman. She had lived at the house on 13th Street for less than a year.

Shirley Vian, 24, was found dead in her home at 1311 S. Hydraulic on March 17, 1977. Vian had three children who were in the home at the time of the murder.

Nancy Fox, 25, was found dead in her home at 843 S. Pershing on Dec. 9, 1977. Fox was a graduate of South High School. She was a full-time secretary at a construction company and worked part time at a jewelry store at the Wichita Mall. She had lived in her duplex on Pershing for more than a year. She had worked at the jewelry store the night she died.

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Vicki Wegerle, 28, a homemaker whose numerous activities in the community included baby-sitting at St. Andrew's Lutheran Church, was found strangled in her home at 2404 W. 13th St. Wegerle was a homemaker who had two children. Her 2-year-old son was home at the time but was not harmed.

Stay tuned for more information as it hits the Blogosphere.

Gossip/Speculation: Pic of the Week: A Drive with Ted Kennedy; Send Us Your Pet Picture-Win Something.

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Driving the Democrats off the Cliff-Click to Enlarge
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Another Simpson Kills a Female
..And I didn’t even know he had a brother.
SAN FRANCISCO, California (AP) -- O.J. Simpson's older brother was the driver of an airport shuttle bus that crashed on a freeway, killing a passenger, authorities said.

Melvin Leon Simpson, 58, may have fallen asleep at the wheel before the bus struck a guard rail Friday and veered into a concrete support column, according to the California Highway Patrol.

Simpson was near the end of his eight-hour shift and suffering flulike symptoms when the 21-seat van crashed, killing 57-year-old Lynne de Matties of Phoenix, CHP officials said. Six other passengers were injured.

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Snort Snort. Michael Jackson and his Defense Witness List
Michael Jackson must think his jury is going to be as stupid as some of his loyal fans. For the man releases his defense witness list and what a joke.

Jay Leno? Even funnier, Kobe Bryant?

The release of this list is evidently to intimidate the jurors who will judge him. He with such a fine and famous listing of friends. Friends of such import and with such gravitas that a mere Juror should take note.

From We have:
The defense's witness list contains well-known people like Kobe Bryant, Quincy Jones, Larry King, Diana Ross, Elizabeth Taylor and Stevie Wonder. Also on the list are David Blaine, the magician; Deepak Chopra, the motivational speaker and writer; Steve Harvey, the comedian and actor; Nick Carter of the Backstreet Boys singing group; Maury Povich, the talk show host; and Steve Wynn, the Las Vegas casino owner.

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POP CULTURE STORY OF THE WEEK!
The Grammies
There was nothing, absolutely nothing, that held my attention on last week’s grammy awards show. Perhaps this is because of my lack of sophistication okay, I’ll grant this.

Could be the total lack of discernible talent and songs that suck. Hey, I’ll throw it out there.

Thus I offer yon reader a link to probably the most in-depth review of the grammy awards show.

I sat through all three-and-a-half hours of the 47th Annual Grammy Awards telecast last night and I don't have a single song running through my head, which tells you something about the music that is popular enough to win accolades from the financially lagging mainstream recording industry.

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Clueless from Euless
A contender for loser of the year.
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EULESS, Texas - A man was arrested after he left his wallet in a
store he allegedly robbed - and then went to the police station to
retrieve it.

A Euless convenience store was robbed on Jan. 29. A clerk told authorities that a man had given him $5 to pay for cigarettes. When the clerk opened his cash register drawer, the robber sprayed him with pepper spray and took $200 from the till.

Investigators found a wallet that had been left on the counter. With the clerk's help, police said they were able to trace it to Joseph Fahnbulleh, 22.

A few days later, a detective called Fahnbulleh to tell him that someone had found his wallet and that he could pick it up at the Euless police station's lost and found department. Fahnbulleh was arrested after he arrived at the police station.

Fahnbulleh faces a robbery charge and was being held on $30,000 bail.

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Mary Kay and Vili to Mary!
Surely one of the strangest stories of our decade is the tale of teacher Mary Kay Letourneau and her love affair with former student Vili Fualaau.

These lovers will be getting married soon. They even have an online bridal registry!

I have nothing to say.
From Yahoo News we have:
Mary Kay Letourneau plans to marry the former sixth-grade pupil with whom she had two children, months after her release from prison for raping him, according to an online bridal registry.

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Letourneau, 43, and Vili Fualaau, 22, set a wedding date of April 16, according to their registry at a department store. Letourneau served 7 1/2 years on a 1997 conviction for raping Fualaau, who has said in the past that he hoped to wed his former teacher.


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And We’ll Put It on the Blog!
Or who knows, maybe we’ll have a contest or something.

Below, a picture of Michelle H’s Shetland Sheepdog. How handsome can a dog fellow be?
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Friday

Cooking Sunday; Notable Quotables; Fish Giggles-Pics of Recipe Results

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About a C+ of a Cooking Sunday
It was a good two weeks after The Germ entered the home and felled all denizens of the human variety. Sundays in these days of my mid-life years are spent cooking in the kitchen. Yes I do.

I have a list of what is to be prepared, what meals will be served when, and in what I order I will do the Sunday cooking activities. On this cooking Sunday I will also make homemade iced tea beloved by husband, fix the dogs their meal for the week (yes I do, I prepare the dogs' meals) and do my normal weekly kitchen clean-up. All of this while I watch the Sunday political talk shows which do not require my obsessive concentration. For when you've listened to one politician,you've pretty much heard them all.

It's a most pleasant day, my cooking Sunday. Husband generally fools around on the computer in the family room, directly adjacent to my kitchen. Or watches a football game. My little kitchen TV can drown out the game for my own viewing sensibilities. I will prepare all meals to be served the following week. And if the meal cannot be outright prepared, such as the "breakfast" dinner we have once a week, then I get all pantry items and froufrou together that the day the stove must be used again it's a much simpler task.

Well it's my system and I'm sticking to it.

Though it occurs to me that my cooking Sundays are interesting affairs. Also very much the learning occasions thus I think a Blog entry once in a while of a particularly unusual cooking Sunday would be prudent. Including recipes, natch, and narratives of all cooking mishaps, of which there was one this past week. Perhaps some hints I've learned along the way.

Many readers leave cooking comments or recipes in the comment section of this Blog. So I know there's an audience out there.

This past Cooking Sunday started out fine. It ended up fine, do not despair, although along the way some really weird things happened. I think it was the result of The Germ's damage to my mind.

The plan was to cook as follows:

Beanless Chili
Vegetable-less Chicken Pot Pie
Mushroom-onion soup
Buttermilk Pie
Black Bottom Biscuits
A pan of bacon
Home-made herb rolls
Cucumber Salad
Fresh home-made iced tea
A container of home-made dog food
Mashed potatoes
Prep for a "breakfast" dinner of French toast and bacon

Now this menu did come upon willy-nilly. Yon reader knows this?

For husband does not like anything but meat, gravy, rolls or biscuits, perhaps a tad of mashed potatoes.

He does love spicy food and that breakfast for dinner thing. This plus that Indiana meal described above is how I feed him.

Myself likes none of the above.

I am not afraid of an oyster, think tomatoes were God's gift to me personally, adore Chinese food for the vegetables alone and never met a recipe I wouldn't try at least once, depending upon the ingredients..

On Cooking Sunday I must prepare a "Sunday" meal. If I'm hefting out the deep dryer our Sunday meal will usually consist of something deep fried. Fried foods do not re-heat very well so Sunday is the day we have fried chicken strips or chicken wings are a specialty I make in the deep fryer.

Then I must prepare four other meals. Husband eats home four nights out of five. One night he goes to his favorite pizza parlor and eats out. He also eats out on Saturday.

Also I must be mindful of portions. Myself coming from a rather large and big-boned boisterous family, I do tend to make waaaaay more than husband, a more moderate eater, can eat in an entire week.

But that's why we have dogs way I figure.

Same with me, a bit more robust of an eater than husband but even at that, my middle years common sense has told me I don't eat as much as I think I do.

Thus recipes must be effectively halved or planned for freezer storage. Or dogs.

My rule of thumb is one additional Sunday meal to husband during week. Then two of another meal I've prepared on cooking Sunday. Then perhaps a breakfast dinner.

Of course, there's me, who likes different things. Especially soups and pasta, not eaten by husband save for spaghetti and then it better be spaghetti-not rigatoni or macaroni or other nefariously shaped stuff.

I also prepare two desserts as husband, something about his teeth, can't eat anything with nuts. Myself would put nuts in everything and indeed does often eat nuts right out of the little cellophane baking bags.

Husband loves pie, God Bless Him, and I've as fine a pie recipe collection as ever compiled. There's been plenty of pie disasters through the year but still I keep going.

Also, I've no aversion to convenience foods. It turns out husband thinks Mrs. Smiths pumpkin pie to be the epitome of fine pie cuisine. As such I'll bake one up in a minute if it's an especially busy cooking Sunday. This includes frozen pizza, that I like and don't mind re-heating later in the week. Fishsticks. I love to bake up a pan of crispy Fishsticks, Gortons or Mrs. Pauls will do, and store them to re-heat later, either as part of a meal or on a rolls with a slice of cheese on top.

I will make these convenience foods as well on my cooking Sunday as the idea is to get it all done with only one dishwasher load of pots and pans and one day of turmoil for the prep, time and difficulty.

I'd argue I do a much better job of cooking in that my mind is engaged and my heart in the right place.

So in the menu above, the beanless chili (you didn't think the man would ever have beans in his chili do you?) was for two nights' dinner later in the week. The herb rolls would be for every meal and this is generally my bread plan. Biscuits, cornbread, home-made bread, there's a loaf or a dozen on the menu every week.

The vegetable-less chicken pot pie was an experiment, a recipe I chanced across and one I thought husband would like. I didn't know how it would keep, however, as it was also to be another husband meal that week. After years of experiment I have learned which foods keep well for microwaving and which do not. Or how to store items in a better fashion that they can re-heat as if cooked anew. Such as gravy and bread, combined, do not do all that well when served a few days later.

The mushroom and onion soup was a new recipe and a result of my new awareness of the soups I enjoy. Which would NOT be elaborate creamy concoctions as I've often made in the past (also do NOT heat re-well) but rather full-bodied affairs with more broth than anything and mostly, no meat.

Hey, if husband can have his weird eating sensibilities, why can't I have mine?

To the end of a full-bodied stock, I've taken to making a home made chicken stock whenever there's a chicken or turkey carcass about. Add some onion, celery, spices, that sort of thing, and simmer it all day, man, result is a broth that could be an excellent base for a soup or addition to vegetables and mashed potatoes.

So I had a jar of thawed home made chicken broth at the ready for my soup.

I can fry the bacon ahead of time for a breakfast dinner, sausages as well. Except bacon should not be fried to a complete crispness if being stored. Fry until thirty seconds before a perfect crispness, than remove and drain on towels. The extra thirty seconds added during the re-heat brings the bacon up to a fresh crispness.

The home made iced tea is made, yes in a two and half gallon container that I store in the refrigerator. The dispenser juts out from the fridge's bowels making filling up an empty glass a simple affair.

As for the dogs, well it's a misnomer to say I make them "home made" dog food. What I do, essentially, is prepare about three packages of oodles of noodles. I then amend this with regular canned dog food or other leftovers I know will not be consumed by the humans. This system stretches the dog food and hey, oodles of noodles is not that fattening. They like it pretty much.

Menus are planned and built before the grocery trip right before a cooking Sunday. I try to take advantage of sales and use of seasonal items as much as possible. Oyster stew in February, fresh tomato and cucumber salads in July is what I'm saying here. All required specialty ingredients for recipes to be prepared on cooking Sundays are purchased as well.

That's when I had the problem with the buttermilk. For husband's buttermilk pie requires buttermilk, duh. Only when I searched the dairy shelves, I could find no small pints of the buttermilk as required. I queried the dairy guy who immediately pointed to a QUART of reduced fat buttermilk.

"Sure we have buttermilk," he exclaimed proudly, pulling that thing down from the shelf.

"No," I complained. "You used to have regular buttermilk in a pint container. I can't use reduced fat in the recipe."

The dairy guy shrugged his shoulders. I did buy a quart of the reduced fat stuff but here's where the cooking as planned for cooking Sundays must be culled and pruned. Came cooking day and I considered the buttermilk pie. I regarded that quart of reduced fat stuff. I noted that the frozen pie shell was cracked and broken when I pulled it from the freezer. Boom, buttermilk pie was out.

First I began the herbed rolls, recipe below:

Bread Machine Herbed Dinner Rolls

1 cup water (70 to 80 deg)
2 tablespoons butter, softened
1 egg
cup sugar
1 teaspoon salt
" teaspoon EACH: dried basil, oregano, thyme and dried rosemary, crushed
3-1/4 cups bread flour
2-1/4 teaspoons active dry yeast
additional butter, melted
coarse salt, optional

In bread machine pan, place the water, softened butter, egg, sugar, salt, seasonings, flour and yeast in order suggested by manufacturer. Select dough setting (check dough after 5 minutes of mixing; add 1 to 2 tablespoons of water or flour if needed).

When cycle is completed, turn dough onto a lightly floured surface. Divide dough into 16 portions; shape each into a ball. Place 2 in. apart on greased baking sheets. Cover and let rise in a warm place until doubled, about 30 minutes.

Bake at 375 deg. For 12-15 minutes or until golden brown. If desired, brush with butter and sprinkle with coarse salt. Remove from pans to wire racks.
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Now the problem with my bread machine is there is no such thing as a "dough setting". Which means, I suppose, to just knead and mix the dough, then stop already. With my bread machine you have to pounce on the thing right before it begins the "rising" cycle and pull the dough out of the pan. Whatever and however, my system worked. These rolls turned out to be the most heavenly part of the meal. You can forget that part about SIXTEEN dough balls, though. I made EIGHT dough balls and got handsome rolls that could easily hold a hamburger.

I then began the beanless chili dish, recipe below:

No-Bean Chilli
a.. 2 pounds ground beef, or cubed lean stew beef
b.. 1 (8 oz) can Tomato sauce
c.. 1 (6 oz) can Tomato paste
d.. 1 (16 oz) can Stewed tomatoes , optional
e.. 2 tablespoons Chilli powder
f.. 1 1/2 teaspoons Salt
g.. 1 teaspoon Hot pepper sauce, or more
Combine all ingredients in slow cooker. Cover and cook on low for 8-10 hours. Serves 4 to 6.
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Note that this recipe consists of, look again, a small can of tomato paste and a small can of tomato sauce. That extra bit with the stewed tomatoes is optional and for husband, no, absolutely not, no stewed tomatoes. Then there's the stew beef, which I used instead of ground beef, a few tablespoons chili powder. Since husband likes his food spicy, I added some hot sauce from his fine collection of hot sauces from all over the world.

This dish turned out to be simply awful looking. However, husband LOVED it! Served with one of those heated softball herbed rolls, well he thought it was a bit of okay. Myself would never have touched the gloopy looking stuff.

You just never know until you try and this was the simplest dish of all to prepare.

As for the chicken pot pie, recipe is below:

Chicken Pie
a.. prepared pastry for two-crust pie, homemade or package
b.. 6 tablespoons butter
c.. 6 tablespoons flour
d.. 1/2 teaspoon salt
e.. 1/8 teaspoon pepper
f.. 1 3/4 cups chicken broth
g.. 2/3 cup half-and-half
h.. 3 cups chopped, cooked chicken
Prepare pastry; divide in two portions, about two-thirds in one portion and one-third in other. Roll out the larger portion and line a shallow 1 1/2-quart baking dish (about 10x6). Melt butter in a medium saucepan; add flour and seasonings and stir until smooth and bubbly. Add liquids and cook slowly until thickened; add chicken. Pour into pastry-lined pan. Roll out remaining pastry; cover chicken mixture; pinch edges together. Bake at 425 for 35 minutes, or until pastry isnicely browned.
Chicken pie serves 6.
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I liked that bit about the prepared pasty. Indeed I used Pilsbury dough already rolled and round, found near butter in the dairy section. I didn't bother with that bit about 2/3's and 1/3. I already had nice round smooth pie covers straight out of Pilsbury. What I did was find me a nice square dish into which both sides of the prepared dough fit perfectly.

That nice chicken stock of mine is used in this recipe and I must say the result was very nice.

Almost.

For this was the dish where the weird thing happened. Kind of messed things up a bit too.

What I did, when the dish was done I pulled it out of the oven and placed on the top of my flat cook top stove. This is a nice place to rest dishes out of the oven. It is a burn top after all. If I've recently used one of the four spots for cooking then I steer my oven dish away from it. The cook top has a red light which remains on so long as a particular burner is hot. Even if the burner is turned off, that red light will stay on until the burner area cools.

I can, if space required, put a dish from the oven on a burner that is still warm. The oven dish is already hot and the fading heat from the recently used burner won't hurt it. So I plopped the completed chicken pot pie, baked in a pyrex dish, on a burner top that still had that red light
warning. I figured the burner area would cool down soon enough and for now that pyrex dish was way hotter than the cooling burner area.

On I went with the iced tea, dog food prep and frying of the bacon. The chicken pot pie cooled on the back burner of the flat topped stove. I pulled four eggs out of the carton, wrapped six slices of bread in aluminum foil and put enough bacon into a baggie for both husband and I. I put all of this into a large zip and seal bag. This would become our breakfast dinner later in the week and with the ingredients thus collected and compiled it would be a simpler matter to pull out the ziplock bag and begin the prep. I do add a small amount of milk as required for french toast in that package yes I do. This past cooking Sunday I had no small container to hold it. I would have to remember the milk when I pulled the packet out for the breakfast dinner. Ha, ha, I figured I could handle it.

I noticed that the chicken pot pie continued to bubble as it sat upon the stove and thought this was odd. It should have been cooling down yet it still bubbled as if in the oven.

Moving onward I prepared the cucumber salad and the reason I was even making such a thing in February was because of a major mistake I made in my recipe plan. I had a recipe for some sort of pasta salad and indeed had even purchased tricolor pasta for that very recipe. AS I put cucumbers in the vegetable bags at the produce section of the grocery I wondered why on earth I was buying cucumbers this time of year. Not recalling, you understand, the recipe I planned to use it in which is why cucumbers were even on my list.

On cooking Sunday I looked at that planned recipe a bit closer and decided I wouldn't much care for cucumber in a pasta salad and I pondered why on earth I'd considered it to begin with. But those cucumbers had to be used and even the dogs won't eat a raw cucumber no matter how cleverly I stick it in their food bowl.

So I made my favorite cucumber salad, very dubious about the taste of cucumbers in February. Normally I make this beloved side dish in July and August and with cucumbers I've either grown myself or purchased at a local farmer's mart. The waxy things I used this past cooking Sunday concerned me.

It's a simple affair, mayo, some vinegar, a dash of sugar, thinly sliced cucumbers and onions. Mix it all together and hey, it tastes even better the second day.

I've since tasted this dish made with the winter cucumbers and it wasn't bad. The cucumbers didn't have that nice crunchiness of the summer fare but hey, it was okay. I'll not make it again in February but really, it was okay.

After all this cooking flurry, again I note the chicken pot pie is still bubbling. Also I note that red light is still ON. A quick glance at the knob, oh no. It had been ON as well. With this pyrex dish sitting atop that burner for then almost an hour. I pulled the dish off the burner and regarded the damage. Half of the chicken pot pie had burned crust on the bottom, the half that had been sitting on the burner. I was able to get a Sunday meal and another meal for husband out of
the half of the pie unburnt. The dogs didn't mind chicken pot pie with burned crust at all.

The mushroom onion soup recipe is below. This turned out just fine and today I had a nice hot bowl along with a sandwich of bacon, cheese and mayo on a nice plump herbed roll. The soup was full-bodied and very brothy. The mushrooms added a wonderful flavor and hey, I've always liked onions. My chicken stock was a large part of the soup's success, let's not be unduly modest here.

Mushroom Onion Soup

2 C. (8 ounces) fresh mushrooms
3 T. margarine
2 medium onions, chopped
2 T. all-purpose flour
5 C. low-sodium chicken broth
Dash pepper
1/3 C. uncooked long grain rice
1 bay leaf
2 T. chopped fresh parsley

Trim mushroom stems level with the caps; finely chop stems and thinly
slice caps. In a large saucepan, melt margarine; add mushrooms and
onions. Cook and stir over low heat for 5 minutes. Blend in flour;
add broth and pepper. Cook, stirring constantly, until mixture boils.
Reduce heat. Add rice and bay leaf; cover and simmer for 15-20
minutes or until the rice is tender. Discard bay leaf. Sprinkle with
parsley.

Serves 4
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I made the black-bottom cupcakes last and dear Lord, well, hey, I'M eating them. But they didn'tcome out of the oven looking at all like the black-bottom cupcakes of my memories.

Black Bottom cupcakes
Recipe is supposed to make 30,

Cheese Topping
1 8-ounce package cream cheese, softened
1/8 teaspoon salt
1 egg, unbeaten
1/3 cup sugar
8 ounces chocolate bits
Optional: 1/2 cup chopped pecans

Chocolate Cake
2 1/4 cups flour
1 2/3 cups sugar
1/3 cup cocoa
1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda
3/4 teaspoon salt
1 1/2 cups cold water
1/2 cup oil
1 1/2 teaspoons vinegar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract.

Preheat oven to 350. For Cheese Topping: Blend first four ingredients.
Add chocolate bits and nuts (if desired). Set aside.

For Cakes: Sift flour, sugar, cocoa, soda, and salt into a bowl. Make
a hole in the centre of sifted ingredients and put in water, oil, vinegar, and vanilla. Mix well
Fill paper muffin liners to 2/3 full with cake batter. Top, in centre, with 1 Tablespoon cheese mixture. Bake for about 30 minutes. Before the filling sets, garnish the tops with a sliver of pecan to let people know there are nuts inside, in case all the filling sinks inside and you can't tell!
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I followed this recipe's directions exactly, including that strange bit about holes in the cener for water, oil and vinegar (vinegar?).

The result was, so okay I filled the cupcake liners too high and the cupcake tops spilled over onto the top of the muffin pan. But even after scraping this off the cupcakes weren't so good. The filling was grainy and so okay, maybe I used too many nuts. The cupcakes did not get done either. When I realized the first batch was still very wet inside I cooked the second batch a little longer. No go. You couldn't even take these cupcakes out of the liner without it falling apartinto a little muddy brown pile.

So I'm eating them out of the liner with a spoon and hey, there's lots of nuts inside so it's not a complete waste. Would I make these again? No.

Thus the cooking Sunday is concluded. Husband had mashed potatoes, chicken pot pie with unburnt crust, a big herbed roll, fresh iced tea and black-bottomed cupcake tops, the leavings scraped off of the top of the muffin pan, for dessert. There's no nuts in this part.

The week's meals are properly refrigerated and we shall eat for the week with little additional fuss.

Next Sunday, undaunted, I shall cook again.
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Your Union Dues At Work
WEARING THE UNION LABEL

“The latest from the wonderful world of unions? Menstrual leave. That's right, time off for your period. The Manufacturing Workers Union is asking for menstrual leave -- 12 extra days off a year with pay -- for menstrual pain. The union says that women shouldn't be disadvantaged against men that don't have periods.

“OK, so this is happening in Australia. How long before this nifty idea gets here? Oh, and don't forget. Once women get their menstrual leave in the U.S. it will still be illegal to discriminate against them in hiring. You'll just have to hire them knowing that you'll have to pay them for 12 extra days a year that they're not working.”

Talk show host Neal Boortz, 2/11/05

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The Quote This Week That Says It All
"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about
things that matter."
Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Truth is Truth
LAYING BLAME WHERE IT BELONGS

“One hundred percent of the blame for the (Prof. Ward) Churchill debacle rests with the University of Colorado’s board of regents that hired, granted tenure to, and promoted an individual whose scholarship and personal qualifications are now, and must always have been, in serious question.”

- Columnist Dahlia Lithwick


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Just a Snort or Two

Two Brooms

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know
each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom and the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom
broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding at the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned over and
said to the groom broom "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"

"IMPOSSIBLE!!" said the groom broom. "We haven't even swept together!"
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A Florida court ruled that exotic dancers must cover one-third of
their buttocks.

Now, if only they could pass the same law for the plumbers, we'd be
in neat shape.

Thursday

Better Homes & Gardens; Comments; Miscellany-A New Car!

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A New Car!
It’s been twenty years since I bought a new car. Which is not to say I’ve been driving the same old car those twenty years. It IS to say that I’ve been leasing a car for all those years for various and sundry reasons.

The recent move to Delaware caused the issue to raise its head as my leasing company did not do business in Delaware. So I kept the Merryland tags on the vehicle and within four months of the move, the lease was up.

I then arranged to a month to month lease while I decided what to do.

Then the holidays came up and I couldn’t think of anything less that I wanted to deal with than the hassle of buying a car.

Not that I wasn’t excited, if a bit nervous, at the prospect. Even myself, who thinks cars should be comfortable and always start when the key is turned, was keen on the new car-buying event I would soon face. I pay very little attention to cars. In fact, if one held a gun to my head I couldn’t tell them the kind of car my husband drives and he’s owned it for five years. It’s a little blue car is all I know. And I have NEVER driven it.

It was simple matter to conclude that the new vehicle would simply HAVE to be something more substantial than a mere car. Sometimes I wonder if we are the only couple left in the world what does not own an SUV, pickup or sturdy station wagon type of thing. We had two cars, one sort of a luxury thing and the other a simple commuter affair. Every time we had to carry lumber or even bring home a Christmas tree it became an ordeal. Forget ever loading up a sofa and bringing it home. And with our move there were times when substantial hardware had to be toted. Causing me to load six sheets of fencing in the trunk of my Chrysler 300 Gold, affixing a red flag to the four feet that jutted out and driving down the road looking for all the world like a Beverly Hillbilly.

Also, there’s the weather factor. Neither of our current cars drove well through any sort of snow fall, that Chrysler 300 Gold being fitted with very wide tires that tended to slide instead of the reverse. Husband’s car is, of course, that little blue wheelbarrow thing.

At this point we consider the politically incorrect SUV and the pending crisis of environmental warming. NOT!

An SUV, as I envision the vehicle associated with that term, was entirely too big. I am aware that SUV’s come in many sizes but my mind had this huge affair envisioned and I was sticking to it.

Husband did the research. He sent me links and pics and such, and suggested there should be three different vehicles I should choose from.

Already I forget the other two because my eyes honed in on the Jeep Liberty and would not be changed.

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Thus it is and without having spent nary one dime one fine day I went to the dealer, picked me out a Jeep Liberty, color BerylGreen I’m not making that up, and within an hour, drove it home.

God Bless America.

I love sitting way up high when I drive. Driving a car, I’m telling you, is a disadvantage nowadays. Little old ladies drive around in huge SUV’s. Get two of those puppies on either side of you in the parking lot and a small car has to pull out blindly. Finally I’m up the same level of the rest of the driving world and hey, it’s a whole different world up here.

The vehicle does, noting this one minor negative, tend to sway way more upon a gust of wind than my car. It’s only slightly unnerving and I suspect, with time, I will not even notice it.

“Yeah,” husband responds, “those types of cars are higher. You need to be careful it don’t tip over.”

Son-in-law tells me that if it should tip over that I will be well-protected.

If someone were to ask me, I’d just as soon NOT tip over at all.

But that’s just me.

Pepperoni
Been doing a lot of thinking about pepperoni lately.

And I’ve decided that pepperoni is a food that would not exist were it not for pizza.

Tell me another dish made with pepperoni.

I’m not talking a couple of slices added to a submarine sandwich . I’m talking a dish where pepperoni is as integral a part of as it is to pizza.

Need to consider these sorts of things once in a while.

Sean Hannity
Sean Hannity, half of Fox’s Hannity and Colmes team or afternoon radio talk show host, take your pick, is almost at the end of his run.

The fellow might be cute as a button but he can be a nasty somebody.

Seems the folks at FreeRepublic have been complaining about Sean’s style for quite a while. I’d like to join that chorus and suggest that the complaints have not been without merit.

I heard Hannity launched into a rant about FreeRepublic, calling the posters a bunch of has-beens, yada, yada.

Too often I had to grab the remote during a Hannity and Colmes segment. Because Sean will launch into a tirade against a guest and he becomes, well he goes a little nuts.

I have an example that I’ll try to describe.

There were two youngsters that had thrown something, I’m not sure what, some object, at recruiters on their campus for the military.

The youngsters got arrested but were released in time to show up on Hannity and Colmes. Colmes talk to them for a while. They explained their objection to military recruiters on campus.

Sean takes over the dialogue, introduces himself, then holds his pencil into the air.

“Do you have the right to throw things at somebody?” Sean asked, belligerence in his voice, his lips pursed as indicator for kick-ass to come.

Right here and now, as The Wise I sees it, I want to smack Sean. We already know they don’t have the right to throw things at somebody. THEY know they don’t have the right to throw things at somebody. The question is raised simply to bring the guests to their knees. The first thing they must do is admit to malfeasance that Sean may smirk. All dialogue is then ceased.

The guests tried to continue “That’s not the point,” they said and they were right. It’s NOT the point.

If you are in the vast TV audience watching this, you might like to know why these two people deliberately broke the law to cast aspersions upon military campus recruitment. Me, the rest of the audience, Allen and the two guests have already concluded no one had the right to throw things at anyone.

Yet Sean asked this question FIVE times, all the while holding his pencil, pointing his index finger, pursing his lips and looking mad. I flipped the remote as fast as I could. He looked like a caricature of a conservative and he looked really stupid.

Not that it will ever happen, but I really wouldn’t want Mr. Hannity to ever read my criticism because it’s brutal. On some level I believe he is a very sincere, well-intentioned man with a great big heart. I also understand there’s a wide diversity of thought out there and mine is but only mine. Judging by the buzz of complaints, at FreeRepublic but I’ve seen it elsewhere, I am certainly not alone.

I only listen to Sean Hannity’s talk show when he has a guest with whom he agrees.

The man does not handle callers or opposing views guests well at all. He ought to look at it a bit closer and stop attacking the messengers. Which would only be Sean Hannity’s audience when you think about it.

Some Apprentice Notes
Fans of this series probably were happy that the awful Michael was finally fired. One of the females said Michael once bragged that he was God’s gift to women and other self-flattering comments that got lots of snorts in the boardroom.

The task that week was to design a mobile business. The street smart group came up with a mobile casting studio that won the competition. The wise guys came up with a mobile spa, a good idea I thought. The casting studio on wheels was the better idea though I’ve never heard of a stationary casting studio. It was a better idea I suppose because, hey, it won.

Myself would have came up with a portable beauty parlor. More important, I’d have found me a nice retirement community, parked that puppy right in the middle somewhere, and went around to all the apartments/rooms, etc. with a $5.00 off coupon for any beauty service.

With this show requiring completion with such a short time span, this idea might have a problem. Because such a plan would work better if flyers or advertisements in a local paper were used a week in advance of the day the mobile beauty salon would be on location.

The crux of the notion being that a mobile beauty salon would be a most welcome business and retirement communities alone would keep it solvent.

There is that little problem with the water but hey, it could be hooked up to a hose.

Anyway, Michael really deserved to go. Imagine having that little snot as an apprentice.


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Excerpt from My Book "Everything You Need to Know About Being a Woman Can Be Learned in the Garden"


The Better Homes and Gardens
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Gardeners will spend all the growing days endlessly checking the growth, the blooms, the bugs. They pull the weeds, shoo the grasshoppers that should be gone but for the lazy birds eating the peanuts, and worry that the Budellia bush will not bloom this year.

They fashion and mold the curved garden perimeters for flow. They calculate the bloom time of each plant, the sun/shade requirements, the nearby maple that would cast a deep shadow. They watch the growth in the current growing season and dream of future ones. The gardeners' job is never done, for the plantings keep on growing and the warm Springs call for more.

It is the Winters that we find ourselves scanning the seed catalogs and garden magazines for photographic substitutes of the green we so crave for the cabin fever. Indeed, the garden magazines will so provide expansive spreads of rose-acred estates and Wisteria-espaliered trellis'. The gardens in the magazines curve through the emerald grass sinuously, perfect in the proportions and beautiful in the aesthetics. We view the gardens of the better homes, and vow that the growing season immediately hence our own yards will producethe same result.

With minds on the sinuous curves, we attack the new Spring gardens with Winter weary zeal. We carry upon our ageing backs the landscaping stones that would attractively prevent the weeds. We dig the holes for the cultivars and place tasteful garden statuary throughout. We stand back and wait the May month to send the sun that will pull it all together.

It becomes the job of the moles to pull all the miniature rose bushes, so thoughtfully chosen for color, down from the ground by their very roots. The squirrel-rodents assume the job of maintaining the container plantings by tossing all petunias placed within carelessly to the side to plant their own harvest of acorn and hickory nuts. The birds fly over head no mindful of the toilets, and send the seed of their poop directly down to our gardens to nestle in the earth and provide some handsome poison ivy.

On their best days, our gardens would only qualify for Mediocre Homes and Gardens, for which we have no subscription.

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The Martha Showoffs then begin to beguile us with the hydrangeas we would grow to bloom as huge floral snowballs. At prime bloom and after appropriate compliments from all who were amazed at such wonderful growth, we would pull the hydrangea blooms from the bush we had grown our hard working selves, and hang them to dry in our artfully painted garden sheds. The blooms would hang down from restored antique wine racks to dry from the moisture. At the proper time, we would retire to our garden sheds so comfortably furnished with Louis IX reproduction garden stools, and create amazing floral arrangements from our dried hydrangeas that would include the huge, dried blooms, gold gilded ribbon tied carefully into a careless bow, and sprigs of fernery snipped from our very greenhouses.

We walk our pitiful gardens and ponder the Martha Showoffs who most certainly would not have the Virginia Creeper growing straight up from the middle of her azaleas. We ponder the better gardens of the better homes and know that they would never have bindweed strangling and blooming upon their very fences. We suffer silent gardener sobs that we will never have the hydrangeas that would be dried to beautiful arrangements. We mourn our garden pictures that will never appear as centerfold in the playboy magazines of the better homes.

And as we squint our gardener eyes, and allow the middle age eyes to softly become unfocused, our gardens look as lovely as those so pictured. Almost. Not Quite. Maybe just a little. Then we inexplicably rail at the gardens in the magazines that present themselves as role models to our sloped lots and soft soil. The espaliered Wisteria would demand more sun than the elderly and tall oaks of our gardens would allow. The hydrangeas that would form our floral arrangements would never dry to perfection in our humid air.

We muse as we know full well that our slanted gardens decorated with planters of acorn and hickory tress, will never be a better garden and that the Victory gardener will never step foot upon our lots.

It is the perfection of the slope they seek; the abundant access of the sun that would allow the roses to grow unblackened by humid mold; the sinuous curves of the gardens and the soft sound of the manmade pond as it gurgles in the background. And we know that even if we had the funds to build the ponds, the herons that live in our Hillery Beach cove would eat the gold fish quickly over one night fall that sit like so many carp in a manmade barrel.

We must resign ourselves to the stone cast when the meteor hit the Hillery Beach cove an eon ago, creating a land depression on which we would struggle to grow our gardens that can never be in the magazines.

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More Arab Humor Mined from the Comments
Something, may I add, I encourage. For their awful behavior in terms of civilized norms, well why shouldn’t we make fun of them? Like the Poles before them, let them prove that they can act right. Then the jokes will stop.

the arab
Akmed the arab came to the united states from the middle east. He was here only a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none could help him.
Finally, he went to an arab doctor who said, "take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes." Akmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, "it worked. I feel terrific! "What was wrong with me?"
The doctor said, "you were just homesick."

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Suggestion for Gardening Book
Pulled this suggestion from the FreeRepublic web site, a response to my promo blurb. Note pic of book suggested below. Suggestions always welcome to an easier and better gardening result.
Here's a book I love:
“ Carrots Love Tomatoes:
Secrets of Companion Planting
for Successful Gardening”
by Louise Riotte

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A Warm Thank You
It’s always nice when someone takes the time to express genuine gratitude for a kind act. Though I must emphasize that Steve’s site is a most wonderful site to have been named web site of the week. I’m going to put you in the sidebar, too, Steve
Hi Pat - Thank you very much for making my Dark Side site your "Site of the Week." I am very pleased and flattered that you would do so. I only started it Dec.29 of last year, and now I'm nearing 10,000 pageloads, which astonishes me. I very much appreciate your kind words and overall support by doing this. It means a great deal to me, as it's the first time another blogger has ever done such a thing. I hope it's something I can "pay forward."

Again, many thanks. - Steve

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