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DATE-6/16/05
Today
Daily Update:
Runaway Bride Makes Some Money for Being an Idiot.
Terry Schiavo autopsy report released
Close down Camp Gitmo and move it to Delaware.
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Here's a function every business in American must perform in this week's Consulting the Consultant.
And this function performs tasks for the government bureaucrats with no compensation for their effort.
It's a blistering rant.
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It's a TV review of "The Cut" starring designer Tommy Hilfiger as Donald Trump.
No wait.
The show is an Apprentice rip-off but Hilfiger's a bit refreshing with his would-be designers.
Only one very large segment of the American population likely won't tune in.
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It's not Monty Python's dead parrot but there's similarities.
For the duck is dead in this Fishgiggles but the owner won't believe it.
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Runaway Bride Scores With Katie
Not that America’s formerly beloved and very perky Katie Couric doesn’t need such a “get” what with her popularity dwindling.
But reported yesterday on “Fox and Friends” was that not only did Couric get the first interview with Jennifer Wilbanks, the runaway bride who frightened much of the nation when she went missing just a few days before her scheduled wedding. But Fox also reported that Sean Hannity will ALSO be interviewing the vapid and wide-eyed Wilbanks.
Just think of the money they’re going to make on this. What about when Wilbanks and her beleaguered fiancé finally DO get married. Wow. Sell the rights to “Style” magazine, charge “People” magazine thousands for each photograph.
Then Jennifer will write a book directed at frightened brides. Her fiancé will write one as well about the horror of being a suspect in a murder.
Soon I too shall go missing. The entire world will look for me while I hide out and laugh. After a pertinent period of time, I will re-appear, ready for my books, interviews and invitations to movie premiers.
Meanwhile poor Natalee Holloway likely came to REAL harm in Aruba and will never be able to be interviewed by Katie Couric.
Wilbanks Post HERE
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Terry Schiavo Autopsy Reports Released
Seems her brain had to be rehydrated, having shrunk to the size of a small orange from being dehydrated to death.
The autopsy states that Terry could NOT see a thing, had not been abused so far as could be determined, and died from dehydration.
But does it really matter?
Her parents were willing to take care of her at no cost to any of us. They regularly visited her and loved her.
I must ask one more time, was it really necessary to kill her? Are any of yon readers happier, besides her “husband” and that shark lawyer, any happier now that she’s dead?
Schiavo Posts Compilation HERE
From the Associated Press:
An autopsy on Terri Schiavo backed her husband's contention that she was in a persistent vegetative state, finding that she had massive and irreversible brain damage and was blind, the medical examiner's office said Wednesday. It also found no evidence that she was strangled or otherwise abused.
But what caused her collapse 15 years remained a mystery.
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Rush Says Move Gitmo to Delaware
Having nothing better to do such as confirming duly nominated Judges by a President elected by the largest majority in history…ever, or maybe fix Social Security, or hey, maybe an energy policy, the Senatorial princes have embarked on hearings about Guantanamo Bay.
Seems they are quickly exhausting everything they can to throw at Bush so hey, why not release those terrorists back into the world that they can kill more Americans?
Because we are treating those poor puppies badly so say the Dems.
Although, silly me, I saw with mine own lying eyes Hillary and various other vaunted Senators walking through Gitmo, having taken the trip on the taxpayer dime. WHY DIDN’T THEY SAY SOMETHING THEN?
Oh, wait. They still have Bush’s judges to beat on and of course Bolton’s attire caused great consternation.
Rush Limbaugh went into a rant yesterday and suggested that GITMO be moved to Delaware. I had to sit right up and smile.
Because Joe Biden, future Secretary of Defense when Hillary is elected, is one of the prime complaintants about Gitmo.
So Rush says all of the terrorists should be moved to the Delaware state prison which is, you should smile yon ladies and germs, within spitting distance of mine own home here in Serendipity Shore.
Hell, at Delaware’s Smyrna facility a female psychologist was taken hostage and raped not long ago while Nanny Minner did nothing but wring her hands. Those terrorists probably wouldn’t like it so much here.
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Tomorrow
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It's time for some gossip and there's a slew.
Including Mr. Polite Crowe, Mr. Liar Culkin, Ms. Lady Seductress Bancroft, some blind items and pics for effect.
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And so Delaware follows West Virginia's lead and begins to name its bridges after congress critters a la Senator Byrd.
And a Delaware police chief who's NOT a pervert. Who knew?
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It's the pic of the week in memory of all the bad-breathed, greasy haired, missing toothed people who ever sat next to yon reader in bus or airplane.
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TV Events of Note
7 WMDT: Thursday, June 16 8:55 PM
Sports event, Basketball, Playoff sports
Finals, Game 4: San Antonio Spurs at Detroit Pistons
From the Palace of Auburn Hills in Auburn Hills, Mich.
AND
11 WBAL: Thursday, June 16 9:00 PM
Reality, Music
Sophie B. Hawkins, Cameo, Wang Chung, Irene Cara and Howard Jones compete for a $20,000 contribution to the charity of choice.
Executive Producer(s): Paul Jackson, Curt Northrup, Michael Agbabian, Dwight D. Smith, Daniel Soiseth, Stewart Morris
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