Rod Stewart’s Daughter a Meanie
And her jokes are dumb as well.
Leggy beauty Kimberly Stewart, 26, recently had to apologise to JENNIFER ANISTON after calling her "homely" in an interview with Blender magazine for its July (05) edition. .
And, after smoothing things over with Aniston, who later told Vanity Fair that the comment hurt her feelings, Stewart is on the warpath again - this time taking aim at Mills McCartney, who lost her left lower leg in a 1993 motorcycle accident. .
During an interview with Stuff magazine, Stewart was asked to tell a joke, to which she replied, "What has three legs and lives on a farm? Paul McCartney and his wife.".
Sean Penn Pooh-Poohs Presence of Photographer
He claims that somehow he magically got the attention of photographers. Photographers one must imagine if they are to believe publicity hog Sean Penn and person of no morals or talent, that were roaming the fetid water of New Orleans just looking for celebrities coming to rescue people with a leaky boat.
Add to this great big lie, “historian” Douglas Brinkley, the same fellow who wrote John Kerry’s lying novel, sweats up and down that Penn rescued 40 people.
Wonder how much Penn paid Brinkley to say that?
On Wednesday, he told CNN host Larry King, "We went in, a couple of friends of mine, on our own. Certainly we had the attention of some photographers. We tried to do what we could."
Price is Right Offers Trip to New Orleans as Prize
Well they said the show was taped way before the horror of Hurricane Katrina and tis probably so.
Still, on the show’s “Big Showcase Showdown” one of the grand prizes was, we’re not making this up, a trip to New Orleans and a speedboat.
We understand the boat, however.
The show aired on Thursday, September 8, 2005. It’s been a laughing stock ever since.
The Joooooos Did It
Seems Stephen Spielberg is doing a movie on the 1972 Munich massacre.
A massacre that had Palestinians killing Israeli athletes while they slept.
Nice people, these Palestinians. By the way, there has never been a country called Palestine, did you know this?
Anyway, seems the one survivor of Black September well, he says, you guessed it…THE JOOOOOOS DID IT.
Steven Spielberg has been criticized by the only surviving Palestinian terrorist behind the massacre at the 1972 Olympics in Munich, Germany, because the director failed to consult him over his new movie dramatization of the tragic events.
Mohammed Daoud was a member of terror group Black September in the early 1970s and was responsible for the deaths of 11 Israelis in Munich's Olympic Village. He has been on the run ever since. But Daoud is so angry with Spielberg's supposedly pro-Israel stance in new film Munich, he contacted news agency Reuters to put forward his side of the story.
He says, "If someone really wanted to tell the truth about what happened he should talk to the people involved, people who know the truth. Were I contacted, I would tell the truth. (Israel) carried out vengeance against people who had nothing to do with the Munich attack, people who were merely politically active or had ties with the PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization)."
Gonzo Journalist Hunter Thompson’s Suicide Note Released
Once again we see paid-to-change history Douglas Brinkley in on the action.
The suicide note, titled 'Football Season Is Over', reads, "No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun - for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax - This won't hurt."
Thompson reportedly wrote the note four days before he killed himself and left it for his wife Anita. The writer's friend and biographer Douglas Brinkley suggests the title of the note explains why Thompson lost the will to live. He writes, "February was always the cruelest month for Hunter S. Thompson. An avid NFL (National Football League) fan, Hunter traditionally embraced the Super Bowl in January as the high-water mark of his year. February, by contrast, was doldrums time."
Rolling Stone magazine was the primary publisher of Thompson's celebrated journalism.
More Gossip/Speculation HERE
The Heartbreak of the Pets
Of all the tragedy associated with Hurricane Katrina, Kaitlyn, it is the helpless and innocent pets that most break Grandmother’s heart.
Believe it or not, but the first thing I thought when mandatory evacuation was issued for New Orleans was ‘what about the pets?’
As it has turned out sweet Granddaughter, it turned out that people’s pets were a big issue in Katrina’s aftermath and the re-location of so many evacuees.
The most heartbreaking sight I saw of all the pics crossing my TV screen was a man who had been a holdout from evacuation. He wouldn’t leave because they wouldn’t let him take his dog.
This was the case so many times, Kaitlyn, and I daresay it is a factor the locals and/or Feds should sit down and think about when they plan their next failed or unadhered to evacuation plan.
No one’s going to leave their helpless dog or cat behind.
As it turned out, not all of New Orleans was flooded. Some homes were very dry and un-damaged by the hurricane. Thus many people did not want to follow the mandatory evacuation that was ordered AFTER the hurricane and the flood.
One such man finally agreed even though they would not let him take his dog. However, his dog was put into a crate and the man was promised that his dog would be taken care of.
The man said goodbye to his dog and went over to his pickup truck. Then he put his head in his arms and sobbed.
He sobbed and sobbed and as I watched his heaving shoulders I sobbed with him.
I was watching heartbreak.
Our own pets would be WITH us. Dog with brown nose is Cleetus. Black-nosed dog is Jo-Ann.
This was the case everywhere.
Oddly, the people rescued immediately after the storm by the Coast Guard often had their pets with them as they sat on roof tops awaiting a trip up to the rescue helicoptor by a basket on a winch. THEY were allowed to take their pets.
Although these people were dropped off on a ramp off of the Interstate so why not take their pets?
Husband and I agreed that as our form of help to victims of the hurricane we will house, love, feed and shelter one cat and one dog of the hurricane victims. Doubtful we will be taken up on our offer in that we are so far away. Still, it’s out there.
If The Wise I had advice to give to the folks planning for such events in the future, I would say make provisions for the PETS.
Most people are NOT going to leave their pets behind. To die? To Starve? To roam aimlessly until death gives them peace?
Not going to happen.
People who refused to leave because of their pets have not, as of yet, been forced to leave without their pet. It seems that some groups have started a rescue of homeless pets left behind and perhaps arrangements have been made. Witness the heartbroken man in the pickup truck who did finally leave once he knew his pet would be taken care of.
It’s not a small matter.
I don’t have the statistics but I’d wager that very few people just left their pets behind.
First Katrina/Kaitlyn post-the Beginning-9/6/05
9/7/05-Hurricane Folklore/Wisdom and Nastiness
9/12/05-Hillary's "Katrina Kommission" and the Debacle of the Debit cards
9/14/05-F EMA Email; Dumb, blond Louisiana Senators
9/15/05- Ophelia and Grandmother
Three Dogs at the Vet
Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the veterinarian's. One of the dogs was hanging its head and sighing. The second dog turned to him and asked: "What are you in here for, buddy?"
The dog looked depressed, "I'm in big trouble", he said, "My owner has a really nice sports car with leather seats. I just love to go for rides in it. Well, the other day, he took me for a ride and I was so excited, I peed on the nice leather seat.
Now he's having me put to sleep."
"I know how you feel", said the second dog. "My owners have a beautiful, expensive oriental rug. The other day they were late getting home from work and I just couldn't help myself...I shit all over their nice carpet and ruined it. They're having me put to sleep, too."
Both dogs turned to the third dog in the waiting room. "So what are you here for?" they asked. "Well," said the third dog, "my owner likes to do her housework in the nude. The other day, she was vacuuming and she knelt down to vacuum under the sofa, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and had the ride of my life!"
The other dogs nodded in sympathy, "So she's having you put to sleep, too, huh?" "No," said the dog, "I'm having my nails clipped."
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