Gossip: Prince Charles, Emmy Hairstyles, MORE; Fishgiggles-Don't Lie to Your Mother.

 


Classy Palestinians Strike Again

If they're not burning synagogues or dismantling greenhouses donated to them by American Jews, the Palestinians now have released a record lording Palestine's forceful removal of Israel from the Gaza Strip.

Those pitiful Palestinians have lived in UN run ghettos for ten years and have no industry to speak of.

Their greatest talent is teaching their children to strap bombs on themselves and kill Jews.

As if they had the power to force Israel from the Gaza Strip.

These people have not exhibited one bit of class since the painful Israeli pullout from the Gaza strip.

Did you know there has NEVER been a country known as Palestine? Much less a people known as Palestinians.

Did you know that not one Arab country run by sons of camels would take in the thuggish Palestinians?

From Yahoo.com:

Seeking credit for the end of Israel's 38-year occupation, the album, with a sinister masked man and an Israeli soldier's boot in flames on the cover, boasts songs by the Yassin Band, named after the late Hamas founder Sheikh Ahmed Yassin.

The songs are generally drum machine and violin-filled. Thunderous baritone choirs and a male tenor or child's soprano weave in and out on tracks called "Gaza, it has come", "We liberated Gaza" and "It is returned with blood".

The message is clear: that Hamas's military wing forced Israel out of Gaza.

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Streisand Has Orgasm Over Bill Clinton Speech

Indeed.

Right in public, singer Babs sighed and squealed over Bill Clinton's speech at something called the Clinton Global Initiative meeting.

Really a fundraiser for wife Hillary but we won't go there.

Come on Babs. Jump into bed with the man and get it over with. Spare us the lovelorn sounds and squeals for Bill Clinton of your desire.

The former President, who spent eight years playing the Sax and enjoying oral ministrations in our taxpayer funded Oval office, is embarking on nothing less than CHANGING THE WORLD!



An eight year term during which he didn't stop the terrorists after over five attacks proceeding 9-11 and as Louisiana politicians squandered federal government largesse earmarked for levee reinforcement.

Now he's going to change the world.

No wonder Babs can't control her sighs of ecstasy.

From Aol.news:

As the former president laid out his agenda for world change from a podium flanked by Tony Blair, Condoleezza Rice and King Abdullah of Jordan, the singer-actress emitted a series of gentle but disconcerting squeals of approval, interspersed with admiring sighs.

Hers was typical of the audience reaction at launch of the modestly named Clinton Global Initiative in New York.

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Extreme Makeover Sued for Causing Woman's Suicide

The details are a bit murky on this one.

It is the woman who was SUPPOSED to get an Extreme Makeover who is suing ABC for the death of her sister.

It's a real stretch.

Seems ABC turned down the candidate for a makeover because it would take too long for her jaw to heal from required makeover surgery.

Somewhere in the middle of all this, the woman's sister, a Kellie McGee, made disparaging remarks about her sister's appearance.

According to would-be recipient of the makeover, her sister Kellie committed suicide in despair over the nasty remarks she made about her (the makeover recipient's) appearance.

So my sister is scheduled for a makeover and enticed by ABC I make remarks about my sister's appearance and need for the extreme makeover. ABC cancels my sister's makeover and I commit suicide in despair over my nasty remarks.

We are to understand this is plausible?

From BBC.com:

A woman sues US show Extreme Makeover for $1m claiming it contributed to her sister's death.

A woman is suing hit US TV show Extreme Makeover for $1m (£554,000), claiming its decision to cancel her appearance contributed to her sister's suicide.
Deleese Williams, from Conroe, Texas, had been due to appear on the ABC show.

She claims a TV crew tricked her sister Kellie McGee into making cruel remarks about her looks before the makeover.

ABC cancelled the appearance, saying her jaw would take too long to heal, and her sister was left distraught about making the remarks, she claims.

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More Intelligence from the Jug-Eared Prince

Gotta love Prince Charles.

Who has pretty much never did a thing of any significance except father the heirs to the British throne.

The unkind would call him a bit stupid. I'll be kind and call him a LOT stupid.

Get this soliloquy on a childhood memory we'll call the "Singing to the Seals".

From the London Daily Telegraph:

"And my grandmother, I've never forgotten. When we were small - my sister and I--she used to take us down, stand on the cliff there, and we'd sing to seals. It was absolutely riveting. We'd sing Over the Sea to Skye and it was very interesting. These heads would bob up and they'd start coming closer."

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2005 Emmy Hairstyles of Note



Better Bloggers than me have posted critiques on the 2005 Emmys.

This fine Blogger offers a montage of hairstyles, complete with mine own awards.

I like Stockard Channing in her role as First Lady on West Wing. What was she thinking when she left the house with that mess on her head?

Patricia Arquette got panned for her style reminiscent of the World War I era. I kind of liked it and dub it the "most unique" hair style.

Maggie Grace's hairstyle was also panned by many but I liked her updo, a successful attempt at messy but elegant with a sexy wisp straggling down the side of her face.

Jennifer Garner, wow, now there's an attempt at messy-sexy that just looks messy.

Kyra Sedgewick also emulates the hairstyles of the World Wars. By me it's got class and simplicity and hey, it's pretty hair.

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Don’t Lie to Your Mother

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."


So he sat down and wrote "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you did not take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom."

Lesson of the day... Don't Lie To Your Mother.

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