The Moonbat Death Parties
This week the American military death toll reached the magical 2000th mark. Thus the death-loving Moonbats must celebrate.
Ah but the Blogosphere has been exposing these liars for what they are. They say they support the military. They say they love America.
Who can say they support the military when they celebrate their deaths? Who can say they love this country when they revel in the sacrifice of those who made this country great?
They are ashamed, yon ladies and gems. All across the Blogosphere as well as the Moonbat liberal commentators are all defending their actions, alleging they are not “celebrations”, that we are mean-spirited for pointing out their glee at the magic 2000 number of deaths in Iraq.
We GOT EYEBALLS, ladies and gems.
Below, just one example of a scheduled celebration. Below this, links to a few more Moonbat web sites. Just in case yon readers want to join in on the partying.
|SILVER SPRING, Md., Oct. 22 /U.S. Newswire/ — Peace Action joins with other anti-war groups in a nationwide day of action around the 2,000th unnecessary death of an American soldier in Iraq. Peace Action affiliates, along with allied anti-war groups and coalition partners, are planning an array of events around this grim milestone.|
American Friends Service Celebrate Death Site
Locations of Death Celebrations
Below, a death celebrator who does protest too much.
| No really this blog sucks the big one. Liberals celebrate US war dead? |
You have no shame. If we didn’t scream about it you cretins wouldnt even pay attention. You sent them there they are dying for your mistakes. They certainly arent dying defending the US. No war but class war, I would never fight and die to line the pockets of you disgusting subhumans. However I would fight and die in a war against you. To paraphrase your pathetic leader: bring it on.
Top Ten Colleges for American Values
Came across this list from a Newsmax email. Thought I’d post it here that Kaitlyn Mae’s Mom may one day consider the list. I’ve also provided a closer look to one of the colleges on the list.
Time to Get Ready for Christmas
I’ll not be making the scented pinecones in the craft below as I have no fireplace. However, yon readers might consider same.
Send me a pic of the finished product.
Another Google Trick
Last week I gave a hint on some interesting Google searches caused by manipulation of the site search features by the Moonbats with no lives.
A reader sent me in this tidbit. First go to Google.com.
FYI: I tried your google trick and guess what comes up when you type in moron, then hit the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.
More Miscellany posts HERE
Who Chewed Up the Red Ink Pen?
He looks as innocent as blood-stained snow.
The Katzenjammer Dogs
My two dogs hate each other and don’t tell me not.
At one point, long ago, it was rather cute. The rivalry was viewed with impartial amusement by the humans of the household.
“It’s just a normal way of establishing dominance,” husband would say after the twentieth time the dachshund chased the Belgian Malinois around the house, biting the bigger dog as she yelped for mercy.
But it’s progressed beyond this. Frankly, it’s progressed to downright sinister and scary. Like when Cleetus, the dachshund, always lifts his leg and pees on Jo-Ann’s (the Malinois) bed on the front porch. Immediately upon entry to the porch he does this.
This behavior gets downright obsessive when Cleetus will sniff the entire backyard just to find the exact spot where Jo-Ann just peed. When he finds the spot, yup, he lifts his leg and pees over her pee.
Pee being a very important thing in a dog’s world. Can’t have Jo-Ann’s pee laying around all unfettered. Or so figures the dachshund.
Which is not to say that Jo-Ann, a bit of a galoot, doesn’t have her little acts of treachery. Like that trick with her toy balls.
Jo-Ann has a “swimming pool”. Which is really the top of a wheel barrow laid flat on the ground and filled with water during the hotter months. The dachshund hates water and hates to be anywhere near water. Jo-Ann’s balls will, if she takes them to her swimming pool and holds them under the water, take on water INSIDE the little squeak hole. Then when the ball is squeezed, it not only squeaks, it squirts a big stream of water.
Which is part of Jo-Ann’s diabolical plan. She will then bring the water filled ball to me that I will throw and she may chase. Only Jo-Ann makes sure that Cleetus is standing by my side all innocent like. Thus when I extract the ball from Jo-Ann’s mouth, you guessed it, a long stream of water will squirt Cleetus in the face.
She plans it this way, yes she does. For Jo-Ann will never bring you one of her squeaky balls unless she first dunks it in the pool and fills it with water. Cleetus hasn’t figured this out yet.
Cleetus has his own diabolical acts. Should Jo-Ann have a cherished bone or chew-flip that Cleetus wants his own handsome self, he does not fight and growl with Jo-Ann over the object. Indeed not. Cleetus knows that Jo-Ann has a short attention span and he knows how to make her jealous. The dachshund will allow Jo-Ann to chew the desired object contentedly. Cleetus will then find ANOTHER cherished object, such as a toy from the toy box. He will then begin to play with the toy as if it were the greatest thing since popcorn.
Jo-Ann, of course, immediately wants the object Cleetus has. Because Jo-Ann doesn’t want Cleetus to have anything that makes him happy. She will then drop the bone or chew flip and run towards the happily playing Cleetus. Cleetus will obligingly drop the toy for Jo-Ann and then trots over to obtain the object of his desire that had just been claimed by Jo-Ann. Jo-Ann will play joyously with the toy, thinking she intimidated Cleetus out of his toy. Cleetus then chews the bone of chew flip, also joyously.
They’ve been together three years and still they hate each other. It used to be funny. Even now, filled with exasperation, it still is amusing at times.
I know a lot of humans like this. Whatever happened to the pure innocence and happiness of the canine?
One Very Bad Penguin
Top five ways to tell if your pooch has taken over the car:
1. Your CD rotation includes Ozzy Osbourne's Bark at the Moon, Elvis Presley's Hound Dog and the Baha Men's Who Let the Dogs Out.
2. Your car no longer has that new-car smell. Instead, it reeks of liver treats.
3. The fuzzy dice dangling from your rearview mirror can double as squeezy toys.
4. You keep a bottle of Windex in the car to wipe the nose smudges off the passenger-side window.
5. The back of your car features not only an "Animal Friendly" specialty license plate but a bumper sticker that reads "My Dog is an Honor Student at Obedience School."
More Pampered Pets HERE
Read the Comments. That’s The Funny Part
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
A A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
More Fish Giggles HERE