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TV-Review "Dancing With Stars" 2008 Performance Round Aired 4/14/08 and "The Bachelor" on Same Night

Review of ABC's "Dancing With the Stars Performance Round aired 4/14/08 and who got eliminated the following Tuesday, 4/15/08.

Plus "The Bachelor-London Calling" continues on as Matt Grant continues his quest to find an American wife. I’ve got a prediction.

All with pics and video you’ll find nowhere else on the Internet.


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Top 12 Contenders Pic Montages "Dancing With the Stars" 2008

”Dancing With the Stars” Episode Aired 4/14/08-Presley Sent Home

BELOW...how vote is calculated from the link at ABC

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For example if couple A, B and C receive 38, 26 and 14 points from the judges, we calculate what share these points represent of the total awarded by the judges on the night. In this case the judges gave 78 points in total, and each couples' share of 78 points breaks down as follows: 38= 48.72% of 78, 26= 33.33% of 78, 14= 17.95% of 78. Let's suppose that when the public votes are tallied, each couple has the following shares: A= 20%, B=40%, C=40%. To determine who's eliminated we combine these two shares for the total:

Couple A: 20+48.72%= 68.72%
Couple B: 40+33.33%= 73.33%
Couple C: 40+17.95%= 57.95%

In this case, the bottom two couples would be A and C, and C would be eliminated.
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Perhaps I show my age, but I recall Elvis Presley and his famous hips, hips that almost had him banned from TV sets across the fruited plains not that today we don’t have talent-less females showing their boobs during a Superbowl broadcast and calling it a fashion mishap.

Priscilla Presley was then Elvis’ very young wife, his only wife and mother of his only child. During that era the young female sported raccoon style eye makeup and very big hair.

It’s now some forty years later and this wife, divorced from her then famous hip-wriggling husband and now his widow in a fashion, is a contender on a current reality show of the dance and hey, I think she danced very well.

But Priscilla Presley had one major flaw in this series that had her sent packing when a few others should have gone in her stead had talent been the only issue.

Well two flaws actually if one takes into account that terrible lip surgery that left the woman looking like a child born with a cleft lip later repaired by a third world surgeon.

For Priscilla Presley came across on the 2008 season of “Dancing With the Stars” as one of the most morose and dislikeable females on the planet.

The woman rarely smiled. She never showed the bouncing enthusiasm of, say, Marissa Winokur who danced two grades below Priscilla. She tended to be quiet if not almost rude after a performance, which had to leave the American TV audience little reason to bother dialing her number.

4/14/08 was Samba/Rumba night and Priscilla gave a somewhat satisfactory performance although she did miss a choreographed turn. I didn’t notice that flub as I watched it live but when it was pointed out by the judges, and Priscilla herself frankly which was dumb, I saw it plainly on the DVR replay.

Still Presley’s Rumba was a difficult routine one could argue with a tricky series of moves that required great concentration and balance inserted in the middle of the performance.

Judge Len said he was disappointed with her performance and, indeed, Priscilla and her partner received a score of 21, the lowest score of that night but overall Presley has scored higher than a couple of her co-contenders.

In short I think Priscilla Presley got voted off of Dancing With the Stars 2008 as much for her lackluster personality as for her dancing skills or lack thereof.

Dance Stars montage 4/14/08


It was Mario who began the dance on the performance episode which sent Priscilla Presley packing. Mario did a happening Samba and, in fact, Mario got his highest judge score to date and left him tied for second place on this night, a total of 27.

Marissa Winokur too danced a Samba and I like to refer to Marissa as this year’s Marie Osmond.

She doesn’t blind the TV viewer with her dance fluidity and easy movement on the dance floor. Marissa does come across as eager and engaging with her toothy smile and bouncy personality.

Although I’d argue that Marissa did dance a very nice Samba. Marissa’s feet and short, stumpy legs do not lend themselves well to a smooth glide across the dance floor and they never will. But Marissa did move those shoulders and wiggle those boobs and coupled with her infectious smile and obvious joy in the performance, Marissa keeps hanging in there week after week.

Marissa and her partner scored 24 points.

Christian de la Fuente’s greater claim to fame in this series would be his smoldering Latin handsomeness as opposed to any great dance talent.

Still it’s obvious that Christian wants very much to perform well and on this performance night he danced a Rumba that my own very uneducated dance eye would label as…okay.

In fact Judge Len called the routine “competent” and “not gruesome”.

While I may be no expert on the dance, I got eyeballs and there’s something obvious about someone with a natural limber tendency of movement and Christian does not have it. He does have, however, a handsome bod and hey, he’s easy on the female eyeball.

Christian was one of the bottom two on this performance night, having received a score of 23.

Dance Stars 2008 bottom two 4/14/08


Marlee Matlin, the deaf dancer who continually impresses me all to hell, didn’t do so well on this performance night but I don’t think she’s going to get voted off any time soon.

Marlee is dedicated to the effort, she’s attractive and she looks good on that floor. I can’t help but think that there are many like me out here in TV la-la land who try to imagine dancing without benefit of sound and have not near enough imagination to grasp the notion.

Which is not to say that Marlee gets any breaks for her handicap for the judges awarded Marlee 22 points for her Samba. Allegedly she made a few mistakes in her routine but this TV viewer didn’t notice a thing.

Kristi Yamaguchi, former Olympic gold medal skater and dancer extraordinaire, wowed everyone again with a sexy Rumba that had the judges, for the first time, agreeing that Kristi had overcome her only dance flaw, which was failure to emote significantly during the dance.

Kristi and her partner received 29 points for their performance.

The closes challenger to Kristi so far this season 2008 of Dancing With the Stars is Jason Taylor, a handsome and personable football star and football players often dance quite well on this series.

Jason and Edita danced a Rumba and by my eye it looked like Edita did most of the work while Jason held her arm and smiled for the camera.

Which is not to say that Jason can’t move across that dance floor with grace because he does and he seems to possess that natural grace and fluidity that can lead to a win this season.

Jason and his partner received a very fair 27 points for their performance.

Finally Shannon Elizabeth, she of two first names, danced a Samba.

I think Shannon, with more practice, has what it takes to win this thing although I’m not at all sure there’s enough time left for her to overtake Kristi, who’s been practicing fluid movement for many years albeit while on ice skates.

The judges complained that Shannon did have enough hip action during her dance performance and even the kind Carrie Ann said Shannon’s dance moves seem awkward.

Afterward with Samantha Harris, Shannon said she tends to have small hips, hardly bigger than her waist.

Heh.

Well tell me what that’s like cause I sure don’t know.

Shannon and her partner received a total of 23 points for their performance.

Score grid from Dance Stars 4/14/08


Below a short remix of some notable performances on the night of 4/14/08 to include Priscilla’s missing that dance turn, Shannon and her lack of hips and Marissa shaking those shoulders. Plus a short segment of those young kids, TEN YEARS OLD, who will someday be owning this ABC dance series.



Top Twelve Contenders "Dancing With the Stars" 2008

Marlee Matlin (Fabian Sanchez)
Penn Jillette (Kym Johnson)Sent home 3/25/08
Marissa Winokur (Tony Dovolani)
Adam Carolla (Julianne Hough)Sent Home 4/8/08
Kristi Yamaguchi (Mark Ballis Jr)
Christian De la Fuente (Cheryl Burke)
Monica Seles (Jonathan Roberts)Sent home 3/25/08
Mario (Karina Smirnoff)
Steve Guttenberg (Anna Trebunskaya)Sent home 3/31/08
Jason Taylor (Edyta Sliwinski)
Shannon Elizabeth (Derek Hough)
Priscilla Presley (Louis Van Amstel)Sent home 4/15/08

Prior Links to Posts for "Dancing With the Stars" 2008
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Premiere Review 3/17/08
Penn Jillette and Monica Seles Sent Home
Episode aired 3/31/08-Review
Episode Aired 4/7/08-Review
Samba and Rumba Episode 4/14/08

The bachelor London calling logo


To See the Top 15 Chosen by The Bachelor Matthew Grant

Matthew Grant Narrows It Down to Four Whose Families He Will Visit

Bachelor 4/14/08 montage final four


So the four final females left in “The Bachelor-London Calling” are: Shayne, of course, Amanda R, Chelsea and Noelle.

Which is weird because this viewer knows little about either Chelsea and Noelle, this past date being the first time Matt has spent any time with either of them. Matt’s fascination with Shayne is very obvious and in the vignette of next week’s episode we are treated to snippets of Matt with Shayne’s father, Lorenzo Lamas, son of my own generation’s Latin heartthrob, Fernando Lamas.

Bachelor aired 4/14/08 montage


Matthew did go on two 1-on-1 dates, one a sleigh ride with Chelsea and an ice-skating tryst with Noelle.

This episode, aired on 4/14/08, featured a group date that had the remaining contenders for Matt’s heart going on a ski trip and viewers were treated to an obviously scripted spat between the ladies snuggled up in the ski lodge while Matt spent time in his own “fantasy” suite with Chelsea.

So okay, this “Fantasy” suite thing is generally held for the end of this reality series, the unspoken implication that the final two or three will be spending the night with the Bachelor with sex probably part of that deal but that’s never said out loud.

So Chelsea, in an effort to convince Matt, who she has not had a lot of time with until this time, that she’s perfectly serious about getting romantically involved with him. So Chelsea invited herself on a makeshift fantasy date with Matt, using his own quarters as the “suite” usually provided by the show’s producers to great fanfare and opulence. Matt accepted Chelsea’s offer so hey, I must assume that Chelsea and Matt had a fine night of fantasy.

Although I don’t think outright and obvious sexual encounters are allowed, at least until Fantasy night and even then it’s only hinted at. So who knows what Chelsea’s rather seductive invitation meant but she did get picked to hang around for the coming week’s “home town” night when Matt will meet the final four contenders’ families.

Which is weird because I think Chelsea is a bit of a kook.

Well hey, the woman said she doesn’t like holding hands but she’s trying to overcome this bit of weirdness.

Right there, were I the Bachelor, I’d be sending that chick packing toot de sweet. Who doesn’t like holding hands? Is this some sort of weird germ fear, a la Michael Jackson? Did Chelsea have to offer her entire body since she couldn’t extend her hand for her phobia?

As for Noelle, well it looked like Matt and she had a nice time at the deserted ice skating rink but damn if I felt any sparks fly.

Which brings me to the Rose Ceremony and this time Matt sent Marshanna and Robin packing and it was time for those two to go.

There was never a whit of a spark between Matt and Marshanna which any fool could plainly see. First, Marshanna is black which doesn’t mean anything but let’s not pretend that this racial thing isn’t an issue when talking of marriage, a future and kids to be born. Matt is from England. I know there are black people in England but I’m not so sure England is quite as free thinking as America on such matters. And Marshanna is from Brooklyn! She’s a pretty, intelligent and happening young woman, yes she is, and if I were a Bachelor I’d be glomming onto a female like Marshanna straightaway.

But she isn’t going to fit in properly on the British isles and in Matt’s rather aristocratic family. At least as I see it.

Robin is just a kid, 22 years old and she has some notion that Matt is crazy in love with her and again, it was quite obvious to me that he was not.

Marshanna and Robin got sent packing. I kind of liked Robin’s final goodbye to Matt. She walked up to him and said, simply but with some rancor, “bon soir” then bounced off.

bachelor montage sent home 4/14/08


By me Matt is very enchanted with Shayne and has been since the this 2008 reality show’s inception. Shayne does not walk into that relationship poor and without resources I’d softly suggest. Shayne’s family is well-known and moneyed as I imagine.

Shayne is also very pretty and passionate as her Latin heritage would dictate. She does seem quite smitten with Matthew Grant, the bachelor from England.

For now I think all this with Noelle, Chelsea and Amanda is just going through the motions. Matt obviously has his eyes set on Shayne.

Top 15 Females Vying for Matthew Grant-The Bachelor London Calling 2008
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Amanda R, 27-Account Executive-
Kristine, 32, Person Trainer-Sent home 3/31/08
Chelsea, 24, pharmaceutical sales, -
Erin H, 25, event planner-Sent home 3/24/08
Erin S, 30, hot dog vendor-Sent home 3/31/08
Robin, 22, Advertising coordinator-Sent Home 4/14/08
Ashlee, 22-singer/songwriter-Sent Home 4/7/08
Shayne, 22, actress-
Marshanna, 27, fashion designer-Sent Home 4/14/08
Holly, 25, children's book author-Sent Home 4/7/08
Carri, 25, church marketing- Sent home 3/24/08
Michelle P, 28, Administrative Assistant-Sent Home 3/24/08
Noelle, 26-photographer-
Amy, 22, nanny-Sent Home 3/31/08
Kelly, 24, medical sales-Sent Home 4/7/08

Links to prior reviews "The Bachelor-London Calling" 2008
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Premiere Review 3/17/08
First Three Bachelor Groupies Sent Home
Review episode aired 3/31/08
Episode aired 4/7/08
Down to the Final Four-4/14/08
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