Fox Shows Suicide on TV
Fox is world famous for their car chases.
It was bound to happen.
A man committed suicide live on Fox News a few minutes ago. FNC had been carrying a car chase in the Phoenix area and when the suspect pulled over, he ran down a dirt road, then stopped, put a gun to his head, and fell to the ground. No other national networks were carrying the chase.
Forbid that we should not insure this is forever captured on this Blog. Video below.
Once Again We Search for the Body of Jimmy Hoffa
On your death bed declare that you know where is buried the body of Jimmy Hoffa.
Well should they some day find the body of Hoffa, you might have to declare knowledge of the locale of Natalie Holloway's body or some such. Just do it on your dying breath and watch the world go on high alert.
Nobody would lie on their deathbed, right?
From the Huffingtonpost.com:
WDIV reports the most recent tip came from a man dying of cancer who allegedly saw a black bag being moved at the house just after Hoffa's death.
There's been no further information on the search for Hoffa's body in this backyard. Some sort of scan that detects dead stuff set off an alarm. Authorities think there is SOMETHING under that patio. They're just not sure what.
Oh No! Imelda Marcos' Beloved Shoes Damaged By Termites!
From the LATIMESBLOGS:
Thousands of showy shoes were found at the Manila presidential palace and another Marcos home decades ago, left behind in 1986 when the couple fled the country in the throes of a popular revolt.
The new government held up the high heels as the epitome of the ejected Marcoses’ extravagance as their nation was mired in barefoot poverty, an anti-Cinderella story warning of the dangers of autocracy. The leader who succeeded Marcos, Corazon Aquino, displayed the manifold footwear in the presidential palace. Hundreds of pairs were lent to a local shoe museum.
This Will Soon Be a Crime
Below this narrative is a state department printout that has been deleted from the state department web site.
Problem is that it wasn't deleted until AFTER the attacks on the American Embassy in Libya!
The member refers to any threat by Al Queda for the 9-11 anniversary.
Well once it came out that Al Queda was behind the attack that killed our ambassador they couldn't very well leave up a memo la-di-da-iing that all was well in the mideast, now could they?
Threatens Airplane Crash Unless She Says Yes to Marriage Proposal
So the groom makes arrangements for the plane to bein a rapid descent as if spiraling to a crash.
He then asks her to grab the airplane manual and read the directions...HURRY, WE'RE ABOUT THE CRASH!
Written in the manual under the instructions the would-be bride was reading were words to the effect "instigate ring proposal". At which point the groom wrested control of the airplane from the death spiral as his bride screamed in either terror or happiness.
Video of this jerk's prank below.
The bride to be said she was not mad at her beloved groom.
I'd have thrown that ring in his face and bid him goodbye toot de sweet.
In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost….Sex Change While In Prison?
So Michelle Kosilek desperately needs sex change surgery to be changed into a man.
I must ask why?
Will she die if a new penis is not attached to her?
Is this really something the taxpayers should be paying for?
Some nut case judge ruled that she should be given a new penis. A nut case judge in the nut case of a state known as Massachusetts.
Massachusetts will appeal a federal judge's decision to grant a convicted murderer's request for sex reassignment surgery, prison officials announced Wednesday.
This woman is a convicted murderer and we should pay for her sex change operation?
Massachusetts needs to be cut off and floated out to sea.
Why the Undear Bomber's Underwear Failed
Seems this fine intelligent young man, whose mother must be very proud of him, wore his dirty bomb underwear for three weeks so he could get used to...eh, bombs in his underwear.
Peissig, along with fellow agent Mike Connelly, told the network that Abdulmutallab wore the explosives-rigged underwear for three weeks in an effort to get accustomed to it, only taking it off when he showered.This information just recently revealed. My what a smart fella he is.
Ending With a Smirk-The Obamas: If they Ain't Criminals They Should Be
We understand that the U.S. taxpayers must house the president and his family. But folks, those Obamas think nothing of flying their dog on a separate airplane or taking Malia's entire Spanish class to Spain for a jaunt.
Taxpayers spent $1.4 billion dollars on everything from staffing, housing, flying and entertaining President Obama and his family last year, according to the author of a new book on taxpayer-funded presidential perks.
In comparison, British taxpayers spent just $57.8 million on the royal family.
We end with this pic of Obamer looking through a peephole of an open door. We don't know what the hell he's doing but he looks like an idiot.