May 31, 2005

The Suits at the Grocery; Web Site-Store Wars;Kaitlyn Mae Thinks Outside the Box

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DATE-6/1/05

“DEEP
THROAT” IDENTITY REVEALED!


Who woulda thunk?

The second in command at the FBI. Nice to know the FBI can keep confidences.

I was deep into the liberal thing during the Nixon years and at the time I thought the man should have been booted out on his ear.

Now, years later and as the scales fall from my eyes, I realize that William Jefferson Clinton and his shenanigans made Nixon look like a piker.

From the Washington Post:
The Washington Post today confirmed that W. Mark Felt, a former number-two official at the FBI, was "Deep Throat," the secretive source who provided information that helped unravel the Watergate scandal in the early 1970s and contributed to the resignation of president Richard M. Nixon.
The confirmation came from Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein, the two Washington Post reporters who broke the Watergate story, and their former top editor, Benjamin C. Bradlee. The three spoke after Felt's family and Vanity Fair magazine identified the 91-year-old Felt, now a retiree in California, as the long-anonymous source who provided crucial guidance for some of the newspaper's groundbreaking Watergate stories.

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Ohio Tragedy
What would possess an 18 year old, on the day of his high school graduation party, to kill his grandparents, visiting friends, sister then turn the gun on himself?

The shooter’s sister survived. Soon enough the truth will come out. I think it’s possible this kid was not going to graduate and this was his desperate way to avoid the humiliation of the truth.

It’s only a matter of contacting the school if this is correct so soon enough we’ll know.

FROM NBC:
BELLEFONTAINE, Ohio -- Hours after a party to celebrate his pending high school graduation, an 18-year-old is believed to have shot and killed his grandparents, his mother and two family friends before killing himself, the sheriff said on Monday.

Logan County Sheriff Michael Henry said he did not know if authorities would ever know why Scott Moody committed the shootings early Sunday morning, "but we're going to try."


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Arthur Andersen’s Weird Accounting Practices Okay by the Supremes
Okay so the supreme court didn’t come out and condone the practice of destroying client documents as practiced by the formerly celebrated accounting firm of Arthua Andersen.

Especially when those documents implicate said client in illegal accounting practices in an attempt to defraud stockholders.

Duh.

Which also means that Arthur Andersen itself knew what was going on at Enron. By the way, Dick Cheney never worked at Enron.

The supremes DID throw out an earlier conviction of the accounting firm for reasons that are not at all clear to me. It’s not clear if prosecutors will re-try Arthur Andersen.

I hope so because I’d like to hire these guys to do my income taxes.

FROM CNN.com:
Andersen officials were convicted in June 2002 of obstruction of justice over the massive document destruction relating to its work for Enron, the energy services giant which a year before was facing a government probe of its complex finances.

The government likened Andersen's actions to "shredding its smoking guns." Deputy Solicitor General David Dreeben told the court, "It is the equivalent of sending someone to a crime scene, and wiping up the evidence before police get there with the yellow tape."

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President Bush’s Press Conference

I heard it with my own ears and two things about this rather mundane presidential press conference stand out.

By the way, please note that the congress critters are still on recess while the President is back at work. Remember this next time the Dem nasties point it out when Bush is in Crawford as they caterwaul that the man is always on vacation.

First, a reporter asked a question about the upcoming Egyptian elections and why they are not as honest as Mubarak promised. My ears perked up. For didn’t The Wise I write just such a post about why fair Egyptian elections WOULDN’T happen no mind the promises made to Bush. The Fly on the Wall told me, and he was right!
PART 1-Condi and BUSH HERE

Also, I’m glad Bush bashed that Amnesty International report calling Guantanamo Bay a “Gulag”. Amnesty International is what’s left of the sagging American Communism Party and nothing they say should be listened to.

Hey, if America doesn’t commit a crime, why the thugs of thieves of the world will just frigging make it up.

From the AP:
WASHINGTON - President Bush called a human rights report "absurd" for criticizing the United States' detention of terrorist suspects at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and said Tuesday the allegations were made by "people who hate America."
"It's absurd. It's an absurd allegation. The United States is a country that promotes freedom around the world," Bush said of the Amnesty International report that compared Guantanamo to a Soviet-era gulag.

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The Suits At the Grocery
I knew as soon as I pulled into the grocery store parking lot that something was up.

For there were "suits" everywhere.

I began the shopping expedition already annoyed. The suits, actually human men dressed in, well, suits, were blocking three parking spaces closer to the store than where I was finally able to park the Jeep.

More suits as I grabbed a cart and more suits inside the store.

As for the store, my goodness it was a splendiferous thing! Every orange, apple and banana in the produce section was stacked so neatly and geometrically I thought they were plastic.

There were all sorts of food offerings, combinations and permutations that I'd never seen before in this store although I shopped there faithfully every week.

In produce there were carefully packaged containers of "skewered" fruit. A strawberry, pineapple chunk, perhaps different chunks of melon, were all speared on wooden sticks to make an attractive, already prepared, peeled and prepped, fruit package.

The salad bar featured entries of the most exotic sort that had never before chanced to sit proudly below the plastic salad shield. There was hummus, two kinds of tossed leaf salad, Italian tomatoes and tomatoes with goat cheese and mozzarella. I was, indeed, impressed.

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Back in the deli and meat sections, the suits were still in abundance.

I'd deduced, duh, that they were in the store for some sort of headquarters' "checkup". Thus I was required to listen in.

In no time at all I overheard the bakery manager spout proudly that her section bought in $20,000 a month and no one at the store was worried about the new Safeway.

Ah, I thought. Living in this happening and growing area of ocean front Delaware, of course there would be new grocery stores to sit proudly next to the four thousand huge hardware emporiums already built and open to accommodate new homeowner's with lures of no sales tax. Indeed many Merrylanders, only thirty miles down the road, hop up into Delaware for purchases less the 5% Merryland tacks on. But don't tell Nanny Minner as she will have them arrested.

I spend approximately $8,000 a year at the grocers. And this is just for feeding basically two people. Families of any size must spend an even bigger fortune, I surmise.

Is there any other vendor to which we pay such huge amounts of our disposable income as the grocer? I'm not talking banks or loan companies. I speak of vendors out to sell us goods in the competitive market place.

I have always thought that the vendor to which I pay so much during the year should treat me right and not do me dirty.

It was inevitable the one of the suits would come into my immediate surround.

"You should speak to the customers," I whispered.

The suit looked at me with some surprise and alleged that he HAD been speaking to customers.

Actually I gave the grocery a good recommendation because for the most part THIS grocery was, all things considered, a fine one by my experience.

Later on ten thousand little complaints filled my mind. The suit is long gone and next week the grocery will no doubt return to its more normal, but perfectly fine, state.

So I'll list my grocery complaints here.

Why must one have a CPA to purchase the weekly groceries?

For it surely seems that way each week as I traverse the dangerous aisles of the grocer, checking price per unit, coupons in hand both manufacturer and store, sales then upon, and quality of product desired. Then there's the matter of the "bonus points" that all things being equal could be a factor.

After thirty years of shopping for groceries I have discovered that a frequently used item can vary in price that may change by sometimes 300 percent. The key is to figure out how to buy said item at its lowest possible price and purchase enough to last until the next time the product can be purchased at the same reduced price. This with the grocer making it as difficult as possible because, hey, they want to sell it to you at the highest possible price.

Coffee, in my case, is a good example.

First question now is brand loyalty. Which I have none for coffee. For other products, yes. Each consumer must decide if brand loyalty is sufficient to pay a higher price. Often it is. In the case of coffee, no brand loyalty , for me, is required. In the case of coffee I will, however, not reduce the level to the store's brand. The store's brand is almost always of the lowest quality in any product. Unless my purchase required is not an integral part of the recipe, such as canned tomatoes in soup, or not a standalone product for which a brand name is preferred, such as cleaning ammonia, then I avoid store brands at all costs. Besides, one can almost always get a name brand at store brand price by using coupons combined with sales at the most opportune time.

There's fifteen sizes of coffee. Some are on sale. Some merely offer "extra points". The store brand coffee often has a confusing sign warning me, the shopper, that this brand here is the cheapest. The sign offers a series of arithmetic calculations designed to show me how if you buy this store brand at this size that even with the name brand on sale, the store brand coffee is still the best deal.

In my grocery, every item purchased is assigned a certain amount of points. After so many points are accumulated a large cash coupon, honored only by THIS grocer, is awarded. I have received these cash coupons of ten dollars off my next grocery order. It's very nice and the system does garner a certain store loyalty I would think.

If the suit had time and inclination to hear my lament I would have waxed on about how it seems almost a game between seller and buyer as a savvy consumer navigates the aisles, to be bombarded by signs and cajoled by handsome displays.

But then I suppose it is a game of sorts. Those that spend a bit of time studying the system will spend way less than those who tend to just pull it off the shelf.

Since I've always felt that spending more on something is not an honorable act, I dare to try and decipher the system.

I bet none of those suits knows how to beat their own system.


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Speaking of Grocery Stores

This web site of the week emulates the hit movie of a similar name. In honor of the Miscellany pst, it seemed a fitting finale to today’s Blog entries.

STORE WARS HERE
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Kaitlyn Learns to Think Outside the Box

Baby girl needs to learn one very important fact of life. Indeed it is a fact of life here in America and Kaitlyn is an American child, like the picture says, since birth.

For the ones who succeed, besides those who inherited their wealth which is arguably NOT success, are those with a mind able to see beyond the obvious.

This is how I ended up with Kaitlyn's chair on my head.

It's just a foam affair, a thick piece of that ubiquitous cushiony stuff that can be cut and molded into any shape. Kaitlyn has such a chair, cut artfully from thick foam and covered with a pretty floral cover.

I figured Kaitlyn only saw this small chair as a piece of furniture. Myself thought it would make a fine hat.

Baby blue eyes grew wide and puzzled at the sight of the chair on my head. The chair, small enough for the 18 month old to sit in, was light enough to perch on Grandmother's head in a fine fashion and by me it was a perfect example of thinking outside the box.

A circumspect Kaitlyn stood before me, regarding her chair on my head and considering what to make of this.

She didn't smile, she didn't cry. She just stood and studied her Grandmother who was then wearing Kaitlyn's chair on her head. In due course Kaitlyn demanded that I put the chair on HER head.

Well it was certainly light enough for Kaitlyn to wear as a hat and indeed she did. At first she had difficulty getting the chair to remain stable but soon enough she figured out just how to position the object so that it wouldn't wobble and fall off. With practice she managed to situate the chair just so and soon Kaitlyn was prancing across the room with her chair on her head, an action she considered, in a baby manner, to be way cool.

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Now I'm not sure if Kaitlyn learned any lessons from Grandmother's actions. For all I know she might become an obsessed adult who insists on wearing furniture on her head.

But for sure I could see that Baby Girl understood that her chair was in an odd place on Grandmother's head. After awhile the notion intrigued her and hey, it's what thinking outside the box is all about.

True Crime Update-Idaho Murders,Lunsford,Jackson,Spector; Quotables;Comments

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DATE-Tuesday, 5/31/05

Hope You Had a Happy Holiday

Which I'm thinking the United States did because pretty much nothing happened across the fruited plains.

Europe, however, is another matter.

For the voters of France rejected the vaunted European Union. A Union I know little about but I've done some research.

The EU is basically a trade association. It's not meant to be a government, per se, but rather a union of countries that all agree on, well just what the hell is Parmesan cheese, who can rightfully claim the title and just because it's bleu cheese doesn't mean it's Roquefort.

Important stuff.

The Wise I understands that the corrupt Jacques Chirac, President of France, is very mad at the voters for rejecting the EU constitution.

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

from the BBC
French voters have overwhelmingly rejected the European Union's proposed constitution in a key referendum.
Almost 55% of people voted "No", with 45% in favour. Turnout was high, at about 70%.

There was also a multiple murder in Ohio, with a brother shooting his entire family. One sister survived. More on this tomorrow.

Finally, this notice passed my Ebox. To all Texas Conservatives, it seemed timely to post this that you all vote an end to liberals across the land.
Dear Austin Friends,

Please tell all your friends to vote FOR Jennifer Kim and AGAINST Margo Clarke in the Austin city council run-off. Early voting is NOW and it ends June 7th:
HERE

Saturday, June 11th is the last day to vote and people must vote at their local precincts on that day.
We are going to STOP Margot Clarke, leader of Austin's FAR Left - that I am sure of - but we need your help. Send this email to ALL your Austin friends. Here is a list of the early voting locations. Call Robert Morrow at 306-1510 or email at Morrow321@aol.com to volunteer.
Tell you friends to get to the polls and vote NOW for Jennifer Kim.HERE

We are going to send a MESSAGE to Austin's FAR Left that they don't run this town even though they think they do.


TV Events of Note

CBS: Tuesday, May 31 10:00 PM
Talk, Newsmagazine

True Story
A man wanted for murder pretends to be a reporter for the New York Times.


Original Air Date: May 31, 2005


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The Idah Murders
As of this writing, the horrific crime in Idaho where two adults and a teenager were bound and bludgeoned to death, is still unsolved. Two children who had been present at the house at the time of the murders, are still missing.

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From KREM.com

Reward offered for missing Idaho children
06:05 PM PDT on Saturday, May 21, 2005

From KING Staff and Wire Reports

Wolfinger said investigators believe the killings were not random acts of violence and are now convinced the children were in the house when the violence took place.

Kootenai County Coroner Dr. Robert West told Spokane, Wash., television reporters that preliminary toxicology results indicated the presence of "illicit drugs" in the two adults, but not in the 13-year-old. West did not elaborate on what types of drugs were found.

Authorities have received pledges of more than $70,000 for a reward fund and will work through the Secret Witness program in Spokane, Wash., to offer payments for useful information and tips, he added.

Later in the week, the investigators announce that no blood from the two children was found at the murder scene. The investigators now plainly feel that the two children are alive.

From ABCNEWS
COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho May 26, 2005 - Preliminary DNA tests showed no traces of the blood of two missing children in the home where three other people were slain, raising hopes that Dylan and Shasta Groene are still alive, officials said Thursday.

Only the blood of the three murder victims the missing children's mother and older brother and the mother's boyfriend was found at the scene, according to initial analysis by the FBI.

"There is no indication that any of the blood is from the children," Kootenai County Sheriff's Capt. Ben Wolfinger said. "It bolsters our feeling the children are alive and we'll recover them and bring them home."

So what do the investigators know that they are not telling us?

Because I’m convinced they’re on to something. The hype and hoopla to locate the missing children is nearly mute. I am reminded of the Runaway Bride and how the publicity didn’t let up until the Bride, ahem, turned herself in.

The father of the two children and victim Slade Groene, Steve Groene, earlier in the crime investigation, showed up for interviews on Greta and Geraldo. Groene admitted that he failed “some portions” of his lie detector test and the reports are that he has no alibi for the night of the crime.

The police, however, say firmly that Steve Groene is not a suspect, or person of interest, in this crime.

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So what’s going on here?

Here’s what we know so far:

Brenda Groene and Steve Groene were divorced. Brenda had custody of their youngest three children out of five, Slade, 13, one of the victims, and the two missing children, Shasta and Dylan.

On the day of the murders, Sunday, May 15, 2005, Brenda and her live-in boyfriend, Mark McKenzie, held a barbecue at their house. One of the attendees, Robert Lutner, was missing and sought by authorities. Lutner turned himself in and took a polygraph test. He was cleared of being a suspect in the crime.

All other attendees at that barbecue have been contacted, according to the authorities. Not much else is known about who was at the barbecue fest that day and so far none has come forward for a few minutes of fame on Greta.

The bodies were discovered that following Monday evening, 5/16/05 when a neighbor reported strange silence from the house when he knocked several times to pay Slade for mowing his lawn that prior Saturday.

Within a day it became known that the two younger children lived in the house and an Amber alert was put out.

We know the victims were bound and gagged and were killed by a forceful beating by a blunt object. We know the investigators are searching a nearby landfill, presumably for a murder weapon.

Early on it was mentioned several times that Steve Groene lived with his ex mother-in-law. That factoid has been left off later reports so I’m not sure this is a fact right now. But it’s pretty important if true.

Steve and Brenda has fights over visitation and police have acknowledged that both Brenda Groene and Mark McKenzie tested positive for illegal drugs but Slade did not. Steve Grone admitted he’d argued with his ex-wife the Friday before over having the children for the weekend.

Now I must speculate.

No alibi for the night of the crime and failed parts of the lie detector test? This has Steve Groene as perpetrator all over it. Yet the investigators say Groene is not a suspect. Also, in order for Steve Groene to be guilty, he would have to have murdered his own son in a horrific manner. This is difficult to believe though stranger things have happened.

The police seem very nonchalant about the missing children. Searches have been called off though there seems to be an attempt to look like they’re searching.

Strange. All very strange.

There’s also the matter of Groene having NO alibi for the night of the murders and what on earth happened with that polygraph? Also, the heretofore very vocal Steve Groene has since clammed and lawyered up.

How odd is it that Steve Groene would be living with his ex mother-in-law? How often does that happen?

I also note we’ve yet to see this “grandmother” come on TV and plead for her grandchildren’s lives.

I think Shasta and Dylan are with her.

I don’t know where. They may be in Canada for all we know.

Two scenarios come to my mind as to the identity of the Idaho murderers.

Either Steve Groene, Steve Groene AND his ex mother-in-law, or just the ex mother-in-law, hired someone to murder Brenda Groene and Mark McKenzie.

The manner of the murders does not suggest a fit of rage. It takes time and power to tie and bound three people. It’s also likely, what with Mark McKenzie being a big fellow and the necessity of subduing three people, that there was more than one murderer.

For when a son-in-law lives with an ex mother-in-law, there’s a mother that is very, very angry with her daughter. Brenda Groene does have a drug problem. Could this be enough for a mother to hire people to kill her and her boyfriend? Because it’s possible that Slade was murdered because he’d identified the perps.

Or could Steve Groene have hired someone to kill his ex wife and her boyfriend. Again, with Slade the teenager also a victim because of his most unfortunate timing of being at the wrong place at the wrong time. Perhaps the murderer(s) blindfolded the younger children and their lives were spared.

The Groenes do have two older sons but one is incarcerated. Could the son who is not incarcerated have arranged the deed in order to save his younger siblings?

Soon enough they’re going to find those children. Who I still say are with their grandmother.

And the mystery of this strange crime will be solved.

Below is a link to a true crime buff who went out to the murder site and took some pics. Check it out.

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Jessica Lunsford Documents Released

The alleged murderer, John Couey, says he kept Jessica alive in a closet in his bedroom for four days. Indeed, Couey states that his brother-in-law was once inside the room while Jessica was in the closet. Jessica’s blood was found on Couey’s bed.

Still, investigators are waffling on this story and it’s no wonder. John Couey is a frail man and usually under the influence of drugs, alcohol, or both. How could this man have kept Jessica silent for four entire days? How could he have bound and gagged her entire body to leave her unable to kick, bump her head or otherwise make noise to alert others to her presence? Once with another human being in the room?

Or could John Couey have killed Jessica the first night or shortly thereafter, and hid her DEAD body in his closet? Yes, the coroner ruled that Jessica COULD have been buried alive but couldn’t she also have been smothered under the same forensic evidence?

Not to mention that Florida DA allowing Couey’s lowlife “room-mates” walk so easily. Sure, they all denied knowing Jessica was in the trailerl.

It’s so much more believable that Jessica was hidden in the mobile home before being thrown into a shallow grave outside of the trailer, if she was already dead. Dead people make no noise.

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Brooksville, Florida - New court documents have been released in the Jessica Lunsford murder case. We now get a better idea of the case building again John Couey, the man who admitted to killing a 9-year-old Citrus County girl.

The State Attorney released more than 1,400 documents in the murder case building against sex offender John Couey. He’s accused of killing Jessica Lunsford.

The little girl was reported missing in February. After exhaustive searches by family, volunteers and detectives, her body was found within in sight of her home. Jessica's body was placed in a garbage bag and buried outside the mobile home where Couey had been living with relatives.

The documents include:

Pictures of the mobile home and shovel spotted on the ground outside, near the makeshift grave where Jessica was buried.

Witness statements that claim Couey kept Jessica alive for four days, although detectives do not confirm that was the case.

Family members tell investigators Couey had a history of sexually assaulting young girls.

The case may not go to trial until next year.

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Another Florida Child Crime but One With a “Happy” Ending
She was only 8 when a “friend” of her godmother, with whom she was staying, allegedly raped and dumped her, still alive, in a nearby landfill.

Check out that quote at the end by the godmother. The child was found alive no thanks to her “friend”.


Florida girl found buried alive in landfill
Police: 17-year-old suspect confessed, will be charged as adult
Sunday, May 22, 2005 Posted: 10:24 PM EDT (0224 GMT)

(CNN) -- Police found an 8-year-old Florida girl buried alive with minor injuries in an abandoned landfill Sunday morning, hours after she was reported abducted, according to officials in Lake Worth.

Authorities detained a suspect, identified as 17-year-old Milagro Cunningham, whom they said the girl identified as her attacker.

Searchers found the girl inside a yellow recycling bin, which was inside a 30-foot dumpster.

Boland said the suspect lived with the girl's godmother, whom she was visiting, just a few blocks from the landfill.

The girl had been staying at the home only a short time. The relationship between the suspect and the godmother was not immediately known.

Cunningham called in a false abduction report before 4 a.m. ET, describing the girl's alleged abductors and the car they supposedly drove, Lake Worth Police Chief William Smith said.

"That is bogus," Smith said. "It did not occur."

But authorities said the teen had several inconsistencies in his story and they kept him close at hand during the search.

Eventually, the girl was found alive in a nearby abandoned landfill, her body stuffed in a recycle bin and buried beneath a heap of concrete and stones. She is still recovering in a hospital.

Authorities said the girl was able to name her attacker shortly after being found.

She also asked for a pastor to "thank God for saving her life," according to the girl's godmother.

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Alleged Murderer Waits It Out on Crane

While also snarling traffic on an oft-traveled highway. This past Saturday, in the early hours of the morn, Carl Edward Roland, 41, finally accepted a cup of water from the cops. At which point he got thoroughly stun-gunned into total submission.

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Phil Spector
Trial is upcoming soon. Spector is charged in the shooting death of B-movie actress Lana Clarkson at his Alhambra mansion in early 2003. He has pleaded not guilty and is free on $1 million bail.

Get a load of his hair!

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Jackson Defense Rests Its Case
Closing arguments next week. Case may go to jury next Friday, June 3, 2005.

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Let Us Not Forget Those Nominees Who Withdrew in Disgust
UNPRINCIPLED HORSE TRADE

"The centrist 'deal' dishonors the Constitution, ignores an election, and forgets four nominees who withdrew their names as a result of Democrat obstruction...Miguel Estrada, Carolyn Kuhl, Claude Allen and Charles Pickering. It abandons nominees Saad and Myers, as well as Kavenaugh and Haynes. It leaves open the possibility of Supreme Court filibusters. It is an unprincipled horse trade of 6 up for 6 or more down."

- Former Senate judiciary staffer Manny Miranda

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How Criminals Get Free to Kill Again
"Tony Pope went to prison for bludgeoning his girlfriend to death with an iron skillet and was back out on the streets five years later despite a warning from a friend of the victim. . . . The board did not listen. On a 4-0 vote, (a Tennessee parole board) released Pope after he had served one-third of his 15-year sentence. . . . Earlier this month, Pope was charged with killing his wife with a hammer; strangling his 13-year-old stepdaughter; and fatally dropped and punched his 5-week-old son."
Associated Press, 5/18/05

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”Independent” Investigation Into Tom Delay
Travis County (Texas) District Attorney Ronnie Earle, who denies partisan motives for his investigation of a political group founded by Republican leader Tom DeLay, was the featured speaker last week at a Democratic fund-raiser where he spoke directly about the congressman."

Houston Chronicle, 5/18/05


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On the Apprentice
…from Blogcritics
Comments: Just as it should be... Donald picked the right one!!!

And look out boys...Kindra just might be the best ever!!! :)

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On The Bachelor
…from Blogcritics
Great job, Patfish. Really enjoyed your thoughts on The Bachelor. I think you\'ve summed up the finale of every reality show where a guy or girl has to make the \"agonizing\" choice of picking a girl or guy for... what? No one knows! That\'s the best part.

I was going to ask when the first gay show of this variety was going to arrive... but I\'m pretty sure Bravo did it.

[I can see how that last bit might be seen as a joke as Bravo is sometimes referred to as the Gay Channel, but I am in fact being serious.

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And What Blog Isn’t Mostly Rhetoric?
You are so misguided. Your blog is all rhetoric. I am a Conservative myself - but the thing with you guys is that you are all full of rhetoric!! How about arming your rhetoric with some relevant data. Throwing insults and ad hominem attacks is meaningless and I think that is what is wrong with the conservative voices, though well meaning!

Commenters Blog Link included in comment.
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Posted by Ray Arvand to The Kaitlyn Mae Book Blog at 5/20/2005 01:33:12 PM

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Comment on The Syndrome

ORIGINAL STORY HERE
Thank you for this wonderful story. =) Strange way it turned out... but still,pretty original. Good work. =)

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On Carnivorous Plants
Note the commenters user name ;)
It might sound odd, but there's something really cool about having carnivorous plants in the house. They can also look/smell quite nice too.

Not to mention they help keep down the flies!

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May 30, 2005

To Those Who Serve; Week Just Passed; AI Update with Links from 12 left to Winner!

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INTERNATIONAL
Hammid Karzai, that dashing man in the brocade cape, paid a visit to the US this week. Poppies, of all things, were greatly discussed during this visit.

Mahmoud Abbas, President of Palestine, also paid a visit to America this week. President Bush announced one thing about Israel while Mr. Abbas came out with a
whole nother story.

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CONGRESS
The Democrats promised not to filibuster but on the following day?

They filibustered John Bolton!
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SUPREME COURT
Why did the Supreme Court get involved with fashion?

And the Supremes will soon be deciding how we handle our children’s health.
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WAR
Remember Fallujah?
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TRUE CRIME
Jay Leno testifies in the Michael Jackson case.

The Defense Rests in the Michael Jackson Case.

Man Comes Up With Odd Way to Elude Police

Runaway Bride Indicted.

Summary of Idaho Murders.

Update on Idaho Murders.

Police Believe Children Alive.
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POLITICAL CARTOON OF THE WEEK

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American Idol 2005-Final Notes, Thoughts and Opinions

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And so, after weeks of hype, the 2005 competition for the new American Idol is a fait accompli.

The competition has been ongoing for a few years now and I am reminded of my thoughts the year of the series’ premiere.

We are living in a world that gets fair-ER every year.

Only some people simply can’t handle a fair world.

This is not to say that there are never shenanigans with the voting or, say, a female judge gets it on with a male contestant.

Only the judges on American Idol don’t decide the winner. A factoid that has eluded rival networks. One such rival network wasting an hour’s time on a horrific revelation that AI Judge Paula Abdul had a romantic affair with a former contestant. What was the point? Paula doesn’t decide the winner and both participants in the love interlude were of adult age.

It took no time for the whole seamy revelation to become a subject of ridicule, what with Paula’s kiss-and-tell former amour having a new CD in the works and the network airing the expose standing to benefit from attacking a rival.

Technology, via the Internet, cell phones, satellites and all manner of modern froufrou have made it easier for instant communication and broadcast of opinions. Any idiot can have a Blog and any idiot can spout an opinion. Just like the idiot moi is doing right now.

So who says that there are only a certain subset of people who can succeed in certain genres? Such as singing, just throwing it out there.

I am reminded of Liza Minelli, an ugly has-been, daughter of a superstar, bride of questionable males. Does Liza sing better than, say, Carrie Underwood?

Yet some, those who can’t handle complete fairness, eschew American Idol as mindless hype and the winners naught but amateurs, unworthy of their “questionable” fame.

For sure the American Idol series is a fine example of hype gone wild. Fox certainly has honed on promoting this contest to include even showcasing their horrible entrants.

This is bad because …?

The channel on the TV set allows the discontent to flip on by. The browser on the computer goes backwards and forwards. No one is forced to participate in this new freedom of choice.

Still they grouse.

Around my house it is husband’s job to be curmudgeon of all things pop culture. And he does a fine job of it. By his logic, would-be singer superstars should have to suffer for their craft. Only those who tool around with songs and music their entire life should succeed in the business. American Idol bypasses that whole aspect and curmudgeon husband disdains the entire process.


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The contestants who make their way up on this series suffer for their craft. They are born with a wonderful voice, a God-given talent we cannot control. Still and so, they must find the place for tryouts, they must sweat and beg, they must stand in long lines. The worst are winnowed out. Those with talent who hung in there move on.

The jealous cry “UNFAIR”. There was no such opportunity for musicians of yore. Thus there should never be such opportunities for singers today.

Under the old system we got Liza Minelli.

The 2005 American Idol series produced two very fine singers. Husband harrumphed that they were no better than karaoke singers. Bo Bice and Carrie Underwood had star presence and wonderful voices. They took advantage of an opportunity available and the American public made the choice.

Pretty Carrie Underwood won the final title but the top twelve are not done and forgotten. They all had a chance of exposure that talented singers before them never had. They took advantage of it and suffered through to the top.

They too suffered for their craft is what I’m saying here.

Myself, a Blogger who would logically think this way, thinks American Idol is an amazing concept and yes, I know many people vote for their favorite contestant four of five thousand times. In the end, this year and all years before for the series, the best really did win. Notice the many new “fair” contests that have sprung from the concept.

The Apprentice comes to mind. There are others, The Contender, Survivor ordeals, The Bachelor. They’ll come and they’ll go but get used to it. God Bless America for the marketplace will ALWAYS win.

No more will your parentage, connections, or wealth insure ascent of the talentless to a fame and fortune they do not deserve.

It’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Says this Blogger, who, I must add, can write as well as most pundits now gracing the pages of the editorials.

I too choose to “compete” in a fair-er forum.

FIRST AI ENTRY HERE

FINAL TEN HERE

EARLY ON AI HERE

AI UPDATE HERE

EIGHT LEFT HERE

MID APRIL UPDATE HERE

LATE APRIL UPDATE HERE

FIVE LEFT HERE

FOUR LEFT HERE

FINAL THREE HERE

5/2/05 UPDATE HERE

5/9/05 UPDATE HERE

5/16/05 UPDATE HERE

AI-FINAL TWO HERE

May 28, 2005

The Day Just Passed-5/28/05

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DATE-5/28/05

Saudi Arabia Prepares for Uproar

Saudi King Fahd, who’s been not quite with this world since 1996 although no Saudi court has yet ordered he be starved to death, is evidently in serious trouble.

There’s news report that all Saudi security personnel has been called for standby.

Which makes me think the “king” is dying because hey, the Saudis never go to their OWN hospitals. The elite are jetted off to America or somewhere where the health care is top notch.

I suppose there’s some sort of expectation of a civil uproar when the king dies. If the Arabs riot when someone puts their left hand on the Koran, goodness knows what they’ll do when a king dies.

And for sure they’ll blame it on George W. Bush.

From USAToday

Saudi King Fahd taken to hospital for tests

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia (AP) — King Fahd was taken to a Riyadh hospital on Friday for medical tests, the Saudi Press Agency said.

The official news agency carried a royal office statement saying King Fahd was admitted to King Faisal specialist hospital in Riyadh for medical tests.

"We ask God ... to preserve and protect" the king, the statement said.

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From Newsmax.com


Still Fighting it Out in Washington State

It happened in November 2004. First the Republicans won in Washington state. After as many recounts as it took, the Democrat candidate was then declared the winner.

But of course.

The Republicans took the case to court. Because, yon Ladies and Gems, subsequent research has found that many dead people voted. Then the dead vote has always been the purview of the Democrats.

Who knows, maybe the Repubs will win what was stolen from them.

The state Republican Party and candidate Dino Rossi challenged the election after Gregoire's 129-vote victory, the closest margin of any governor's contest in the nation's history.

The challengers are alleging fraud and worker errors, and want the court to nullify the election, which would lead to a new race between Rossi and Gregoire. Cal Tech political science Professor Jonathan Katz testified the way to tell who really won the election is to deduct illegal votes from both candidates' totals, according to voting patterns in their precincts.

Using that method and relying on the GOP's list of 1,183 allegedly illegal votes, Katz said Rossi actually won by at least 71 votes.

Two expert witnesses for the Democrats countered that the so-called proportional deduction method was flawed and unscientific.

Democrats wanted to block the testimony on proportional analysis, and the two sides spent most of the day arguing about it.

Judge John E. Bridges decided to defer a ruling on whether the testimony meets admissibility standards _ but he let the experts testify in the meantime.

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Just So You Know

The police blasted loud music and helicoptors buzzed all about. In the middle of the night last night the crane man was finally taken into police custody.

Refer to yesterday's Daily Update for detailed information.

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Jackson Case Done; Closing Arguments Next Week
It ended with the prosecution showing the video of the young accuser the first time he was interviewed by the police.

By all accounts it was a blockbuster ending but hey, this is Hollywood. We shall see.

I think there’s a 50-50 chance that Michael Jackson will be convicted for child molestation. I think there’s zero chance he will be convicted of conspiracy to imprison.

IF the jury lets Jackson go then leave him alone forevermore. Allow him to seek out the juicy young boys of dysfunctional families and have his way with them. The boys will get money and have fun and Jackson will be unfettered to indulge his whims as is the right of the rich and celebrated in America.

The victim was only a kid who had cancer for God’s sake. Michael Jackson allowed him to roam Neverland and took him on fancy holidays.

As OJ is left free to murder again, then too let Michael Jackson free to molest.

Time and time again.


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TV Events of Note

True Crime Buffs might want to check out tonight’s "48 Hours". At 10 pm.
CBS: Saturday, May 28 10:00 PM Talk, Newsmagazine

Burden of Proof
A tough prosecutor has only some dust and some scratches as evidence that a man killed his
wife.

May 27, 2005

Gossip-Smoking Monkey & Runaway Bride Merchandise; Pic of Week-Dog Fools Cat; Delaware-Still Corrupt

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Mahmoud Abbas, President of Palestine, joins the President in a press conference. I must wonder if Abbas came over to tattletale on Israel. Bush did mention some things ISRAEL would have to stop doing.

Now I understand Abbas has somehow reduced the number of terror attacks on Israel. Which makes me really wonder if those two countries can ever live in peace. When Abbas had his time to talk he said that Israel was going to have to take down check points and roadblocks. Bush, who spoke before Abbas, said nothing of the sort.

From Foxnews:
President Bush welcomed Mahmoud Abbas (search), the democratically elected leader of the Palestinian people, to the White House on Thursday and commended the leader for agreeing that terror against Israelis must end in order to create a two-state solution in the Middle East.

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Here's One Way to Avoid Arrest
Guy kills his former girlfriend then climbs on a crane, stopping traffic on a major thoroughfare. Why don't the cops or someone just move the crane?

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Fro m CNN.com
A man wanted in Florida in the death of his girlfriend climbed an 18-story crane at a construction site and remained there Thursday morning as authorities tried to talk him down.
The man got onto the crane around 5 p.m. Wednesday and stayed there, indicating he was contemplating suicide, Atlanta police spokesman Sgt. John Quigley said Thursday.
Florida officials identified the man as Carl Edward Roland, 41, who was wanted by the Pinellas County, Florida, sheriff's department in the slaying of his former girlfriend.

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Repubs Schnookered; Bolton Not Nominated
It's a filibuster that's not a filibuster. The Dems are demanding some classified documents and it the DOCUMENTS they are filibustering.

At least that's what they say.

I'm tired of hearing excuses from those I helped put into power. I have no respect for any Republican senator right now and am not sure I ever will again.

I'm just going to ignore them from now on.
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Did Anybody Hear "Law & Order's" Slam of Tom Delay?
First the chairman of the Democratic party says Tom Delay, who did nothing wrong and has been charged with nothing, should return to Texas to serve his jail term.

Then on TV for God's sake, in an episode when two judges are killed, one of the characters comments that they "should look for someone in a Tom Delay Tshirt".

Why on earth? Tom Delay did recently comment that he is tired of judges legislating from the bench and would work to unseat them. The man never mentioned murder.

Is this the network's idea of a joke?

Tom Delay fired charges but sheesh, how bad are these guys going to get beat up for daring to win the last election?
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Scoop on Filibuster Deal
We heard that the Republican leadership and the White House were not sure they had the 50 votes to invoke cloture on the nomination of Owens. All concerned were worried about how Arlen Spector was going to vote. Arlen Spector has been a thorn in the Republican's side and recently narrowly was not appointed to the judiciary committee chair because of those concerns.

So, as the rumors go, Senator DeWine and Graham were sent with the Dems to make the deal.

Hmmm. Spector is again a problem. The Repubs still keep them around. I know the voters elected Spector but the Repub leadership did NOT have to make him chairman of the judiciary.

But who am I but a mere voter?

Who's more than a bit bitter.
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God Bless America
If there’s a story, if it will sell, if Ebay will auction it off, than an enterprising American somewhere will capitalize on it.

Some cite this tendency the reason why America is hated but come on, ‘Jennifer’s High Tailin’ Hot Sauce’? Runaway Bride action figures?

Yes if Jennifer Wilbanks, shoplifter, kook and owner of buggy eyes, thought her life so muddled that she had to run from it, well her trials and tribulations are just beginning. For she will now have to face a lifetime of ridicule and by me that may be the best punishment of all.

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ATLANTA (AP) — Maybe hot sauce is the cure for cold feet.

‘‘Jennifer’s High Tailin’ Hot Sauce,’’ a nod to the saga of runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks, has sold briskly since its debut Wednesday.

‘‘I’m in the hot sauce business and this is the hottest thing I’ve got right now,’’ said ‘‘Pappy’’ David Ryan, who runs Pappy’s Peppers in Lawrenceville, Ga. and says he’s sold 10 cases of the private-label sauce.

He’s not the only one cashing in: Herobuilders.com, a Danbury, Conn.-based manufacturer, has sold out of its first batch of 250 Runaway Bride action figures at $24.95 each.

The foot-tall figures feature a dark-haired woman in jogging pants with a colorful towel similar to the one Wilbanks wore over her head and a midriff-baring jogging shirt that says ‘‘Vegas Baby.’’

Wilbanks items have also flooded eBay since a man auctioned off a slice of toast carved with a drawing of the runaway bride for $15,400. (The winning bidder has refused to pay.)

‘‘It’s an unbelievably incredible story,’’ said Emil Vicale, who owns Herobuilders.com. ‘‘We had over a million hits in one day. That’s never happened before.’’

As a public service for yon readers eager to order this merchandise, links are so provided.

TO ORDER RUNAWAY BRIDE HOT PEPPER SAUCE

TO ORDER RUNAWAY BRIDE ACTION FIGURE

You are very welcome.

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The Mysterious Piano Man
Many consider it an ongoing scam of some sort, the sudden appearance of a man on an English beach, dressed in full party regalia with missing tags. He has since remained mute save for the surprise of playing the piano fluidly.

If it is a scam then it’s a very well-thought out one.

FROM THE SCOTSMAN
The man, in his twenties or thirties, was found dressed in a smart suit and tie, wandering aimlessly near Sheerness, Kent on 7 April.

He has not uttered a word and is nervous of people, but surprised his carers by giving a virtuoso performance on a piano.

A spokesman for West Kent NHS Trust, which is following up the leads from the National Missing Persons Helpline, said it will take several days to sort through them.

But many of them have already proved fruitless. Dozens of people had suggested he was Swedish musician Martin Sturfalt, 26, who bears a striking similarity to the mystery man.

The concert pianist, who spends time in London and Stockholm, even received calls from worried friends asking if he was well.

Michael Camp, the Piano Man’s social worker, said he was hopeful that one of the calls would prove fruitful, but was beginning to lose faith that the man’s identity would ever be known.

He said: "It’s been such a long time. If nobody can name this guy then I don’t see how we can possibly find out."

In a recent update

FROM THE DAILY TELEGRAPH:
Care worker Michael Camp said: "He has still not uttered a single word. He will take meals three times a day but returns immediately to his music and still recoils from human contact."

Despite 300 possible identities, there was no breakthrough. Police said they have cut the list to three.

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American Idol Finalists
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Rapist School Teacher Finally Marries Her “Victim”
We hear the rights to photos and videotape of the wedding ran anywhere from $60,000 to $100,000.

We also hear that Vili and Mary Kay need the money.

Not that theirs is not a marriage of wedded bliss and not that we don't wish them well.

This spacey lady twelve years older than her “husband”. Said husband having no discernible job with a bleak future being a high school dropout. I’m pretty sure Mary Kay won’t be teaching school anymore.

And so God Bless America again. They are playing the public as fools. We’ll see if they win.
FROM YAHOO.com
Mary Kay & Vili's Wedding!
Entertainment Tonight
May 20, 2005

After seven years apart and eight months of wedding preparations,ex-teacher MARY KAY LETOURNEAU and her former student VILI FUALAAU have finally said "I do" in a private ceremony on Friday. JANN CARL was the only reporter invited to the wedding.

The bride wore a white gown embroidered with handmade lace flowers and approximately 200 people attended the ceremony, which was held at the Columbia Winery in Woodinville, WA, about 20 miles northeast of Seattle.

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The Smoking Monkey
Husband has been bemoaning the fate of the smoking monkey for a week now.

“All she wants to do is have a quiet smoke,” husband lamented. “The tobacco police won’t even leave the monkeys alone.

For the monkey has been fitted with a patch and has been weaned from her nasty habit.

The exact thing the tobacco Nazis would love to do to every smoker in America.

Soon. It’s coming soon.

Then the SUV Nazis and Fastfood Nazis can begin their campaign.

With enough time we will be a sainted, albeit miserable, nation.

FROM THE BBC
A chimpanzee has taken up smoking and spitting, according to China's Xinhua news agency.

It is unclear why Feili, 13, has started smoking but her zoo keeper said it was because she was frustrated.

She has turned from a "gentle girl" into a "shrew", said Liu Bing, director of Zhengzhou zoo, Henan province.

Mr Liu said Feili's partner at the zoo was 28 years her senior, and was unable "to meet her sexual demands".

Feili was not addicted to nicotine, he said, but was just imitating tourists.


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Visit Delaware Compilation Page for all Delaware posts. It’s a veritable history of corruption as it occurs across the first state.


GOP lawmakers call for tax rebate
Delaware Republicans, do NOT take heart. The GOP in this state is RINO (Republican in Name Only). The entire state is controlled by Biden, his cronies, including the Nanny Governor.

So any talk of a tax rebate, or even that vaunted decrease in the business sales tax, probably won’t happen. Last year the Delaware Repubs talked circles round and round about ending the horrific public employee pay raises proposed by some Nanny controlled committee or other. In the end, the pubs did what? Absolutely nothing.

I know the state GOP reads the Delaware entries on this Blog. The head of Delaware’s Republican party somehow ended up on my buddy list.

Okay, so read up. EVERY DAMN ONE OF YOU WILL BE OUT OF THERE NEXT ELECTION!

Sussex county will see to it.
As reported on 1150 AM, WDEL, May 12, 2005

Some members of the General Assembly want to see Delawareans get a five hundred dollar tax rebate check in the mail.

The group of republican lawmakers say the state has surplus funds that it shouldn't hold and simply add to next year's budget.

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Talking to a Hair-Plugged Wall
And so some more GOP email asks that I sign the petition to persuade our senators to stop blocking Bush judicial nominees.

Has anyone told these RINOs that no way Jose no way should the cows come home no way so long as there is still a camera on this planet, will Joe Biden EVER stop blocking nominees. Biden is owned lock, stock and barrel by the Clintons and he controls Nanny Minner.

Still, for Delawarians who might want to waste their time, the petition link is below.

PETITION TO CARPER/BIDEN HERE
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Delaware-the Schizophrenic State
Face it. Delaware doesn’t know what it wants to be.

The north is urban with no ocean. The south is conservative with a big ocean nearby. The south used to be farmland. The south is now being populated at an amazing rate by residents from other states.

It used to be that Delaware took great pride in its congenial politicians, once declaring that Dems are the same as Repubs in this state.

But Democratic corruption and hysteria is creating a divide between these so-called political chums. Just as soon as we un-elect all these RINOs we’ll have a decent competitive two party system in this state.

Until then, take this to the bank: Nanny Minner will do everything in her power politically to stop the growth in Sussex county. The new folks pouring into Sussex county, hey, they’re conservatives! Can’t have that.

Now the farm people are all in a twitter over Nanny’s latest initiative to “improve Delaware”. Ah, if only I could believe. For the limits suggested by Nanny’s five part plan might even be a good thing. I’ll never believe a thing she and her handler Biden do will ever be for anything but their own political benefit.

For there are vast tracts of farm land in Sussex county that farmers are looking to sell to developers. No use denying it. These big farms are all getting queries and the farmers know that Delaware as a farming area, especially Sussex county, will likely be no more. There’s a huge resort area nearby and such as huge agricultural areas will likely be reserved for the Midwest and not in the Northeast.

But ah so. Nanny wants to “improve” Delaware by making it difficult for those farmers to sell their tracts of land to developers. Figuring, I must conclude, that by making it difficult to build new homes that the influx of the conservatives from other states will be stemmed.

Don’t even try to look for any “greater good” here. It’s always about the liberals keeping their few remaining bastions of power.

They NEED the great Wilmington dead vote.

NANNY “IMPROVES” DELAWARE
The farm bureau's top worry is a bill being prepared that would ban the use of community septic systems in rural areas outside designated growth zones.

Instead of having septic systems for individual houses, developers build a large system for many houses, allowing them to build at a greater density.

The bill also would limit growth in those rural areas to one home per four acres.

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What Does Chaffinch Have on Nanny Minner?

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The man tells smutty jokes and refers to his penis as “Willie”. The state has paid out thousands in lost lawsuits because of his behavior. He gets five months PAID leave at $138,000 a year. Finally he resigns and the state breathes a sigh of relief.

But oh no. The pervert is going to collect a $69,000 a year pension from the police force and possible take on another state job, which Nanny recommends him for, as Delaware administrator of harness racing.

Yes Chaffinch laughs and denies.

We shall see.

He’s got something on Nanny. Maybe Biden. No politicians would put themselves out for such a creep unless there was waaaaay more to the story than the taxpayers who underwrite this creep know.

CHAFFINCH STORY HERE
L. Aaron Chaffinch, who resigned this month as head of the state police after a stormy tenure of more than three years, now wants another government job: administrator of harness racing.

Chaffinch is one of about 20 applicants for the newly created post, which will pay $60,000 to $75,000 annually.

Controversy marked Chaffinch's tenure as state police superintendent. He was a defendant in several lawsuits, which alleged retaliation, cronyism and reverse race discrimination. In the most recent case, a female captain accused him of telling smutty limericks, propositioning female employees and referring to his genitals by a nickname.

An internal affairs investigation into the captain's claims led to unspecified discipline for Chaffinch, who returned to his $138,000-a-year state police job in March after five months on paid leave.

Rumors have abounded in Delaware

Minner, who had praised Chaffinch this month after he resigned, would not comment on his bid for the harness post. Her spokesman, Gregory B. Patterson, said Minner wants the best-qualified candidate.

Beth Steele, a riding instructor who chairs the five-person commission, said her panel has not been pressured to pick Chaffinch, who built political connections during his long tenure with the state police.

"No one has talked to me," Steele said. "No politician has approached me."

Chaffinch, who will receive a police pension of about $69,000 a year, did not return calls this week. But in April, during an interview with The News Journal in which he denied he would be leaving the state police, Chaffinch acknowledged knowing many thought he would soon have the harness post.

"I've been told I've got the job, and I said, 'That's interesting. I didn't apply for it,' " Chaffinch said then, with a chuckle.



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May 26, 2005

The Monkeys & the Vinyl Roof; Fiction-on Becoming a Man; Fishgiggles-"Because I Am a Man"

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DATE-5/26/05
American Idol 2005
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Jackson Defense Rests
Because no matter what anybody says or how they couch it, there is something odd, even perverted, about a 45 year old man having childish “sleepovers” with young children. I don’t care how Michael baby declares such events to be innocent and void of any sexual activity.

Today the prosecutor should finish up the rebuttal then the case goes to the jury.

My prediction-charges of conspiracy to imprison-NOT guilty
Charges of perversion and child molestation-GUILTY

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There IS a War Going on

Folks, these so-called “insurgents” are not devoted Iraqi citizens fighting for their country. They are mostly PAID soldiers, paid by Syria, paid by Saudi Arabia, paid by Jordan…paid by middle east dictators that do not want a free country in their midst. Much like they don’t want Israel hanging around, setting a civilized example of freedom that their unhappy and unfree citizens become envious and discontented.

So every once in a while an offensive must be mounted and the current rats’ nests exterminated. I am reminded by Fallujah, a city once in the news and mourned by the liberals as a lost cause.

Boom, American soldiers took care of it and we hear Fallujah no more.

God Bless our Soldiers and may they be safe.

From Fox News

.... "About 1,000 U.S. Marines, sailors and soldiers encircled this Euphrates River (search) city in the troubled Anbar province Wednesday, killing at least three insurgents after launching the second major operation in this vast western region in less than a month, an official said.

The offensives are aimed at uprooting insurgents who have killed more than 620 people since a new Iraqi government was announced on April 28."


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The Night the Lights Went Out in …
Moscow?

Betcha didn’t know that there was chaos in Moscow yesterday due to a major electrical outage. If this happens in America the entire world knows AND, of course, it is ALWAYS George W. Bush’s fault.

From the BBC:
A spokeswoman for electricity monopoly RAO UES said the problem stemmed from a fire.
"The problem started yesterday evening. The reason was a fire in the switching equipment at the Chagino substation," she told Reuters news agency.
"Staff dealt with the fire and overnight changed the equipment. However during peak consumption time this morning the problem recurred."
The Micex stock exchange stopped trading for two hours as many of its clients did not have power.
There is some speculation that the power cut could have been due to an overload in demand as Moscow has seen unseasonably high temperatures and people have started using air conditioning.

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Fifteen Minutes Are Up for the Runaway Bride
Thank God. Hey, Martha Stewart went to jail. The Wendy’s finger hoaxer is in deep trouble. Because goodness, there’s laws and you don’t go giving false statements to police.

We hear Jennifer’s on the gift registry as wanting colorful towels for her NEXT wedding.

Can’t have enugh head cover.

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HERE:
Runaway Bride Indicted for Phony Story
By DANIEL YEE
LAWRENCEVILLE, Ga. (AP) - The bride-to-be who skipped town just days before her lavish wedding was indicted Wednesday on charges she told police a phony story about being kidnapped and sexually assaulted.
Jennifer Wilbanks, 32, was charged with making a false statement and making a false police report. She could get up to six years behind bars and $11,000 in fines if convicted.
She could also be ordered to reimburse authorities for the more than $50,000 cost of the search set off by her disappearance.
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The Monkeys and the Vinyl Roof

There had been some discussion about cars due to my recent exposure of Chrysler’s peeling paint problems.

While the incident of the monkeys and the vinyl roof hadn’t been mentioned in the original post, in some of my post Blog entry discussions I admitted that I had returned one leased car with a little bit of “monkey” damage. When pressed I demurred. It seemed a perfect Reminisce post that Kaitlyn Mae will someday know how stupid her Grandmother could be at times.

Indeed the entirety of husband’s and my visit to the “nature preserve” of 6 Flags America in New Jersey was filled with adventure and excitement. Such journeys are rarely the dangerous and fraught-filled safaris we experienced that day.

Ideally cars filled with curious children and happy adults drift through these animal preserves. Sometimes the animals being viewed are actually awake. The biggest thrill of the visit might be the sighting of a lion yawning.

The day husband and I visited the preserve a thunderstorm popped up out of nowhere. This when we were into the park by five minutes. From then on we faced stampeding zebras, angry rhinos, hoards of wildebeest and a giraffe that wanted to eat husband’s hat.

Hand to God this really happened and husband, who says he never lies, is my only witness. There is no photos or video of the event but it happened. The monkeys didn’t even come into play until the end.

“Watch out for the rhinoceros!” husband screamed.

By the time of this spousal hysteria, over naught but a charging rhino for God’s sake, we’d already endured a horrific thunderstorm that caused the zebras to panic, hundreds of them running passed our car as husband and I could only sit and stare at the sight. Some of them even jumped over the hood!

By the time the rains came, the nature preserve had already closed the park to the public. Hand to God, husband and I, plus a few other cars, were the only ones left. Evidently park personnel knew the animal reaction would be, ahem, scary, and humans are prevented entry until after the storm.

Except for husband and I. Who were already there. Where after the stampeding zebras came the wild and wooly wildebeest. Just like the zebra they streamed past our car by the hundreds, again, some jumping over the hood. Husband and I could do nothing but sit the car to stop because hey, I did try to drive through the zebra stampede and I must suggest that few on this planet have ever had to do such a thing. For the wildebeest I would sit the car still.

I don’t know why the rhinoceros detested our car so. The thunderstorm was over and just as quickly weather calm returned. But there he was, looking at our car in an angry manner and stomping his feet. We were, by this time, moving the car along although at a very slow pace. There were still errant zebras and wildebeest about.

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Now I saw the rhinoceros, way before husband. In fact, I did my best to pull the car to the side as far away from the animal but still remain on the road. The rhino was having none of it. He began running towards our car which is when husband screamed and by God you’d think he didn’t consider my extensive experience at avoiding charging rhinoceri.

I had to jerk that steering wheel left, then right, then left again, not to mention speeding up, but I successfully avoided both the rhinoceros and a huge ostrich that showed up out of nowhere. Park personnel were even applauding my driving skill.

After the storm the park began re-admitting cars so by the time we got to the monkeys there were many cars driving all around.

Yes there was a very big sign at the entrance to the monkey park warning visitors that monkeys like to eat vinyl roofs of cars. We were driving a Chevrolet Caprice with a vinyl roof. It was a leased car from the same folks who leased me the Chryslers with the bogus paint.

“You better not go in there, Pat” husband warned. By this time the man’s credibility was down to zero with me because a)he wasn’t driving or could he have done such a fine job as my own fine self and b)he believes everything he reads.

“Oh come on,” I taunted. “I bet ONE time, on ONE car, some errant monkey pulled off a piece of a vinyl roof. They HAVE to put up a sign because, come on, who ever heard of monkeys eating the roofs of cars?”

And so we went through the gate, the vinyl roof then intact on our car’s roof, the warning signed mocked and ignored.

Almost immediately ten thousand monkeys jumped onto the roof of our car. Okay, maybe it was only a hundred monkeys. It was a lot of monkeys. They covered the entire car. I could not see a thing through the windshield.

“Billy!” I screamed, now unable to drive for lack of sight. “Get the monkeys off of the roof!”

Well, yes. Yes I did. I expected that husband would be a gentleman, get out of the car, and remove all the monkeys then upon.

“Do you know how big their teeth are?” he screamed back in response.

So we sat there, our car covered with monkeys. I could not drive away for blindness by monkey. I warned husband that car’s lessor would not be happy with the vinyl roof damage. Still we sat still, only able to imagine the damage then being done to the car’s roof.

Since we could not move the car, many of the cars then entering the monkey area began to congregate around us. From the side windows husband and I could see the fingers of hysterical children as they pointed to some activity taking place on our car’s roof. Which roof we could not see.

Finally I decided the only thing to do was drive even if I had to drive blind. In fact the movement of the car did cause the monkeys to drop off the car, at least enough that I could see the road. And the many cars around us, filled with laughing people enjoying our personal monkey show.

It wasn’t easy but I managed to get out of the monkey area. The park conveniently provided a quick exit for fools like me I suppose.

The damage to the vinyl roof wasn’t too awful bad. Although there were huge patches of vinyl pulled off with tufts of cotton peeking through.

Some colored duct tape kept the roof on the car for the remainder of the lease.

For now it is only these words that will immortalize that day. That and my penalty for the damaged roof upon return of the car.

But it really happened.

Because no way could I, or would I, make it up.


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Becoming A Man
copyright 2005 Michelle Hakala
Winebird.com


Euxloor (you ks lore) n. a large animal native to the primitive planet Nolon. Often used in tribal rituals of attaining adulthood.


Gevol crouched silently with the others. The two moons were invisible, each in the dark phase. It was rare for both to be dark, and tradition said it was the best time to hunt. Only the third time he'd hunted with the adults, Gevol thought he could use any help and thanked the gods for this blessing.

Six hunters and two adolescents waited breathless in the underbrush. They watched the herd of folc come slowly closer. Just two would be enough to feed the entire tribe for nearly a turn of the lesser moon. Just a little closer! A motion from Gevol's father signaled the attack, and Gevol sprang forward, hurling his spear at the nearest folc. A hit! Not enough to kill, still it slowed the animal and the next throw brought it all the way down.

A short distance away, one of the elder hunters shouted victory. The hunting group had killed three folc; the tribe would eat well!

"A good shot." Gevol felt his father's hand rest briefly against skin; hunter to hunter language for a job well done. "It's time you became a man. I'll talk to the Council with the next sun." Gevol felt his heart flutter. The Test of Manhood? He wasn't ready!

The shouts of congratulation and the laughter that followed a successful hunt went unheard as Gevol pondered the mysterious rite.The Test of Manhood wasn't talked about. It was a secret shared by the adult men of the tribe alone, and those who passed were sworn to uphold its sanctity. Those who didn't pass... Gevol shuddered. How could his father think he was ready?

A village-wide celebration took place when the hunters returned with their catch. An abundance of food called for a feast and the people were eager for one. It had been a lean winter, followed by a meager
spring. The three folc would see the people through to harvest. Gevol, however, wasn't in a party mood and shrugged off the village girls' attempts to lead him onto the packed earth of the dance floor or tempt him with morsels. What he wanted most was advice.

With sunrise, he stole across the village to his older brother's tent. Girm had become a man three winters before. Surely he would tell Gevol what he needed to know to pass the Test.

"You know I can't talk about it, Gevol. You shouldn't worry. Father knows what he's doing. If he thinks you're ready, you are. None of us ever think we'll pass. In the time of dark before my Test I was shaking so hard I could have made folc-milk butter just by holding some. You'll do fine."

Girm's confidence was gratifying, but not very reassuring. It didn't help Gevol's doubts when his father announced the Council's agreement, either. The Test would take place, when next the greater moon was
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"You should prepare, Gevol," his mother chided gently. "Purify yourself, that the gods find favor in you."

He pulled away, anxious that his mother not see his fear. How could he prepare for something he was unsure of? If he knew what the Test was, then he could prepare for it. Reluctantly he left the tent to visit
the village shaman. It couldn't hurt to be purified.

When the greater moon was first visible, the Test would begin.

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Gevol trembled as he stood in front of the Council. Four of them --the holy number -- were chosen to accompany him on his Test. His father was not allowed to be one of the chosen. Gevol would take the
Test alone, but the four were witnesses to the tribe on his success... or his failure.

The group started out into the darkening woods. Just out of sight of the village, they stopped, and one of the Elders held out a blindfold, motioning Gevol to come stand by him. Fighting down his fear, Gevol complied. The group started off again, Gevol unable to see.

He felt the guiding hands on him, but the four did not speak, and the rising silence grated on Gevol's nerves. When would they tell him what he was to do? Why were they not using this time to encourage him or give him any clues?

Much time passed before the four stopped. His blindfold was removed, but Gevol did not recognize the place.

"Here you will become a man," said one of the Elders. It was the first words spoken since the choosing of the four, back in the village. Gevol jumped a little, and glanced around, imagining all sorts of possibilities.

"Ahead lies a meadow," the Elder continued. "You will enter the meadow and not leave it or return until you have completed your Test."

What was the Test? Gevol wanted to shout at the Elder, shake him, make him be more clear. "But..."

"You will know what to do. Take this." The Elder handed his spear to Gevol. "What you bring with you to the meadow will be all you need."

A spear. Then it was to be a hunt. But a hunt of what?

Gevol took the spear and looked around at the four. Each of them showed nothing in their expressions. No hope, no fear, no expectations. Gevol would pass his Test, or he would not. It was up to him.

He turned in the direction the Elder had indicated and began to walk. The greater moon had moved by two fingers' breadth before Gevol found the meadow. The underbrush thickened and then thinned, and the light
of the greater moon flooded the meadow in front of him. He heard a stream nearby, but saw nothing in the meadow. How could he hunt what wasn't there? Was his Test to be finding food where nothing was?

He began exploring. He could cross the meadow in fifteen strides; there were no hidden hollows. It was most definitely empty.

*Because you cannot see it does not mean it is not there.*

Gevol whirled around, sure he'd heard someone speak. Still, the meadow was empty. "Who's there? Come out!"

*I cannot make you see what you will not.*

The words weren't aloud, Gevol realized. They were in his mind, as if he'd dreamt them. But he was awake!

*Yes, you are awake. Yet still blind. A child. Here to become a man? To be a man you must see.*

Gevol continued to search the meadow for the mysterious speaker. Could his brother have followed, played a trick on him? But no, his brother would speak in words, with breath. Not in his mind....

*Ah! A boy begins to see. A man may yet emerge.*

It seemed as if the words were coming from... over there. By that tree. Gevol crossed the meadow, stood by the tree. "Speak to me again, if you would have me find you."

*You are not here to find me. You are here to find yourself.*

A form began to appear on the opposite side of the tree. It wasn't as if it was becoming visible, but more as if Gevol was learning how to look to find it. The wavering outline solidified, became real, and Gevol found himself facing a full-grown euxloor.

A euxloor! Said to be the most dangerous and valued animal to hunt, it was also the hardest to find. None had been boasted of for many winters. Now, here, was one, during Gevol's Test. To bring in the head of a euxloor would guarantee his place in the Elders. No doubts; he would be a man.

Only... none of the stories had mentioned that euxloor could speak. And the eyes, they were the eyes of his baby sister, still young and helpless in his mother's arms.

Gevol raised his spear. A clean shot, an easy shot, it would be. The euxloor was almost close enough to touch.

*The journey to be a man is a short one, but takes most a long time to make.*

The words struck to Gevol's soul, and those eyes! He could not kill it.

Gevol lowered his spear. He knew his Test was over, and he'd failed. Looking at the euxloor one last time, he turned and walked out of the meadow, back to the four who waited.

They were still standing exactly as he'd left them, and without a word, one raised the blindfold and motioned Gevol to approach. With heavy heart, he did. What would they do to him for failing the Test? Would he be exiled from the tribe? Forced to do women's work all his life? Worse?

The silence from the four didn't bother him on the way back to the village. He knew they were disappointed. He'd not brought back any trophy from the meadow; there was no doubt he'd failed his Test and they all knew it. If he'd passed, there might have been talk. Laughter, joking. As it was, what was there to say?

Just before reaching the village the blindfold was removed. Silently they walked in and his father greeted him. The Council walked away, leaving Gevol alone with his father.

"My son is now a man," he said with pride.

"No, father, I'm not." Gevol couldn't lie to his father, and soon the whole village would know anyway. "I was given a spear, and had an opportunity to kill a euxloor, but could not. I've failed you and the village. A euxloor, father! And I left it alive."

"Gevol, don't you see? You've passed. It takes a man not to kill."

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Because I’m a Man

Public Service Announcement For Women About Men

Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a
wire long after hypothermia has set in. AAA is not an option. I will win.
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Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the
hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If
another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be
able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and
everything, I wouldn't, know where to start." We will then drink beer
and break wind as a form of holy communion.
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Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me soup
and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. You
never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't a problem.
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Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at
the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items
like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the same thing . And
never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which
"feminine hygiene product" is a euphemism. (F.Y.I. guys, cumin is a
spice and not a bodily function.)
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Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will
insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me
twice as much, once the repair person gets here and has to put it back
together.
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Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my hand
while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a whole
show looking for it (though one time I was able to survive by holding a
calculator)....applies to engineers mainly.
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Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about.
The answer is always either sex, cars, sports or computers. I have to
make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.
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Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your
mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her
any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is okay;
I don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up something for my
mother, too.

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Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie.
Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't....and if you
are feeling amorous afterwards...then I will certainly at least remember
the name and recommend it to others.
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Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what
you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is
fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is fine. You
look fine. Can we just go now?
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Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2005, I will share
equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the
cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest...... like
wandering around in the garden with a beer wondering what to do.
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This has been a public service message for Women to better understand Men.

May 25, 2005

Apprentice-Final Thoughts;Pets-Goodbye, Jsephine; Birds-Never Saw a Blue Jay

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DATE-5/25/05

The Filibuster
Folks, I’ve listened to Rush and I’ve read the Blogs and I’ve watched Mort Kondrake and Charles Krautenhammer wax on about it was either a victory or defeat for either the Dems or Repubs, take your pic from either column.

As I see it the situation is at a status quo no matter what the pundits claim. In that today a vote to end the debate on Priscilla Owens passed 81 to 19 in the Senate. This after months of rabid Dems claiming this woman, as well as two other nominees, were the anti-christs.

The de facto result of it all is that a normal up and down vote was taken in the senate to close debate on an elected president’s judicial nominee. In other words enough Dems voted to end the debate that the “super majority” had been reached for cloture thus leading to a final vote. A filibuster would have had the Dems voting against cloture, thereby keeping the debate open, thereby avoiding an up and down vote. Had there not been meetings of these “gangs of seven”, had John McCain not sought the spotlight again, had the rest of the RINO’s not betrayed their speaker, Dr. Frist, THIS is exactly how it should have come down.

There is, of course, so much more nuance over this “agreement” by a few Senators. The Repub base is mad, as am I. The Repubs ought to continue senate business per normal and stop kow-towing to these obstructionists.

Did I tell you that per this illegitimate deal the Dems can still invoke a filibuster if they have objections to judicial nominees that are “extraordinary”? And what is the definition of “extraordinary”?

George Soros and Move-On.org do not like the nominee.
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THE BUS DRIVER
Here’s hoping yon readers are familiar with the current video of the school bus driver slapping some kids around on the bus. The sight bite has been shown over and over on all the news shows but for those not yet familiar, here’s a link to the video.

The bus driver has been charged with a misdemeanor in the case. The two boys who were horribly disruptive, wouldn’t behave and also struck the 66 year old driver a bit more forcibly than a slap, have been charged with a felony.

The video doesn’t show so clearly that those boys were not listening. Their shameless parents are, after coercing from a snake lawyer, filing a lawsuit.

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Jay Leno in Jackson court
It ended in a fizzle even after all the hype.

Jay Leno, vaunted King of late night TV, showed up in court amidst much hoopla. The hype was that Leno was going to testify that the victim had phoned him up and tried to extort money from him. This for the defense case which is trying to create the scenario that the victim and his mother are lying about it all and are merely trying to get money from Michael Jackson as they tried with Jay Leno.

Only Jay Leno testified that the victim did call him but all he heard was a groggy child’s voice at the other. A child’s voice that did NOT ask him for money.

Turns out that Jay Leno did mention to someone or other that he initially suspected it was a call trying to extort sympathy money. However, Jay clarified the details of the phone call and there was nothing said that mentioned money.

Michael Jackson, pervert and child molester, seems to think that as many celebrities as he can march into the courtroom, whether or not they support his defense, is enough for the jury to find such an important and celebrated man such as himself cannot possibly be guilty. They even marched Larry King in there, who the judge would not let testify. Jackson’s defenders didn’t care. Again, the jury is supposed to know that Larry King was in the courtroom and again, how can Michael Jackson have so many important contacts and still be guilty?
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Abu Musab al-Zarqawi Wounded?
So some Arab web site says about Iraq’s most notorious Al Queda terrorist.

Why would the enemy publish their wounded, essentially their weakness? Not that Arabs lie or anything.

Keep an open mind about this.
From Newsday:
BEIRUT, Lebanon -- Iraq's most wanted man, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, was injured and almost captured during a recent U.S. offensive near the Iraqi-Syrian border, according to Iraqi security officials. Al-Zarqawi was not badly wounded, and he managed to escape during the weeklong U.S. siege of the town of Qaim, said two senior security officials who spoke by phone from Iraq and asked not to be named. The officials said their information is based on interrogations of insurgents captured in the area.

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Update on Idaho murders
There’s not much new on the Idaho triple murder case or the missing Groene children. Except that Steve Groene, the children’s father, allegedly failed a few questions on the lie detector test and has no alibi for the night of the murders.

In any other true crime the authorities would be honing in on this set of circumstances plus the fact that Steve Groene would more likely abduct the younger children than a stranger. Yet they say he is not a suspect.

This is a strange, very strange case.

And yet I think those two children are alive somewhere.

And The Wise I does not think Steve Groene is all that innocent.

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And So Kendra Is Hired

A foregone conclusion or says The Wise I.

Tana sealed her fate the minute she dissed her teammates as “idiots” before they’d even lifted a finger. In front of Carolyn no less.

The last episode, 5/19/05, was live and a bit of a hoot.

The teammates, George, Carolyn, Trump and the two finalists all had comments and they said mostly the same thing. Tana was terrible to her teammates and Kendra waited too long before becoming a project manager.

Tana did the only thing she could do. Which was to boo-hoo and admit she’d made a terrible mistake. Saying you’re sorry, hey, sometimes it works. Not in this case. Sorry Tana.

Kendra admitted on an earlier episode that jumping into the leadership role was exactly her strategy and by me it was a good one. Some of the earlier contenders were eager to strut their stuff. So they jumped into the fire without assessing the smoke and got stung. It is the wise one who sits back and assesses, formulates a plan, then acts. It was really the only criticism of Kendra although I thought she was a bit whiney at times. Trump complained about her crying, really a lame criticism.

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Now Kendra moves on to oversee the renovation of some big behemoth of a mansion The Donald wants done. Which happens to be right in her home county so she won’t have to move.

Very convenient, these apprentices just happening to live in a state with a current Trump project ongoing.

Either they are chosen in advance with just this criteria in mind or the entire shebang is scripted to this end.

Just throwing it out there.

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In Memory of Josephine Fish

The thing I will always remember about that calico cat Josephine Fish is her trill.

Either that or the fact that she wrote a book.

Both very intriguing things for a cat to do.

Josie's trill was a very long drawn out thing that resembled no cat sound I've ever heard in my cat filled life. She trilled when she wanted your attention and after a while that trill would damn near nag you to death. Josie's trill could almost fill the room with her prissy reminder that a)the food bowl is empty, b)she required some petting or c)there was no sunbeam on her favorite spot.

The feline Josephine also adored human children. Something I find not the norm for cats save those raised around babies and toddlers. For those were the very ages of the human child Josephine preferred. Sweet Granddaughter Kaitlyn Mae will likely not remember Josephine but I note for future reference that when Kaitlyn Mae came to visit Grandmother it was the highlight of Josephine's day. Those two loved one another. An odd pair. Although Kaitlyn Mae was always gentle, kind and circumspect, unlike any other human one year old I've chanced to meet.

Indeed it was Kaitlyn's Mom who somehow found Josephine. A calico kitten that required a home so one was provided.

She'd been the boss ever since. Josephine did not hesitate to swat any cat or dog in her surround that dared to annoy her. In yet another Josephine oddity, she was the only cat I've known that got mean and nasty while high on catnip.

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While all the other cats would be rolling around in that delightful ecstasy that hits cats when exposed to catnip, Josephine's pupils would grow wide and black. She'd begin browsing the room for a victim, any victim. Soon enough an innocent co-cat or stupid dog would cross her path causing catnipped-high Josie to rise up and smack the animal in unbridled anger.

We didn't know what that was all about and now that she's gone I don't suppose we ever will.

She loved human babies and toddlers, however. A trait unusual given someone with her harsh discipline. But those times when we chanced to have a guest with a small baby, Josie would position herself by the baby's side, never leaving even if the child was sound asleep. Josephine stood guard for hours so long as required.

Kaitlyn Mae could carry Josephine around with impunity. The calico always immediately went limp when carried in a human's arms. So many cats do not like being held. Josephine loved it.

There was that time she got into my computer and started sending email. There were problems. They were solved.

Josephine's gone now. We estimate that was sixteen years old, maybe seventeen. She was a cat capable of going into heat when we got her and she's been with us fifteen and a half years. Whatever her age, and we'd never ask her cause she'd surely slap us, Josephine lived a long a productive life.

A copy of her book will be buried with her.

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Backyard Wildlife Habitat Steward

Yes I am.

Well I was one in Merryland then the Delaware people got a hold of my name then the National Wildlife Federation started nagging me as to why I wasn’t doing my job.

I was quite active in Merryland, giving speeches and manning tables and such.

Now that they have my name in Delaware I’ve been busy.

This past week I helped man a native plant sale in Bethany Beach. I was simply amazed at the turnout! There’s been times I’ve manned the NWF table and had maybe one visitor an hour. At this native plant sale there were four of us manning the table and we were solidly busy from 9 in the am until 1 in the pm. Myself bought some native plants because hey, it does seem prudent to grow native plants of the habitat, right?

Which is what a Backyard Wildlife Habitat is all about. Myself thought it such a wise idea that for three Saturdays I braved I-95S to be trained as a Backyard Wildlife Habitat Steward at NWF’s Vienna headquarters.

A Backyard Wildlife Habitat is quite simply a human yard planted and planned in a fashion that would invite wildlife into our eco-systems. A bowl of water, some seed or fruiting plants, perhaps a bird house. Bushes or brush for cover.

It can be done in a handsome manner that is as beautiful as the carefully cut lawns and manicured curly-cued bushes of the landscapers.

It seemed a fair compromise, my nod to the environmentalists. I am only too happy to invite the birds into my habitat. They brighten my day, each and every one of them.

So that’s why I’m involved in a liberal organization as the NWF. It’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

They have a new procedure here in Delaware. Or else it’s always been in place and I didn’t know it. But I was called out to a home that wanted official certification from the NWF for their completed Backyard Wildlife Habitat. Certification by the NWF doesn’t mean much. Except there is a handsome sign provided informing the world that this yard has been certified as a Backyard Wildlife Habitat by the National Wildlife Federation.

Promotes conversation with the neighbors and everyone can learn something.

Anyway I went to the house of a lovely couple who had a garden eco-system that was so beautiful it made me drool. They wanted my advice but damn their yard made mine pale in comparison.

At one point on my tour I was treated to the sight of a barn swallow. She landed on a clothes line above me and I was delighted.

“Yes, she’s got a nest in that birdhouse,” the owner said, pointing to a very normal looking birdhouse nearby. I’d never even SEEN a barn swallow much lest have them nest in my yard.

I was envious.

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At the completion of the tour and my assurances that this lovely plot of a human environment would certainly past muster as a certifiable Backyard Wildlife Habitat we chatted again.

“We get a lot of Blue Jays,” I mentioned during one such bird talk exchange. It was just a casual mention; I forget what prompted the comment.

“I’ve never seen a Blue Jay,” the home owner responded.

Blue Jays are certainly the rascals of the bird world but I can’t imagine my eco-system without them. They are just totally beautiful, big, loud, raucous, and opinionated. They remind me of myself. I was stopped mute by the homeowner’s revelation.

Hey, at least I did get to see a swallow. She’d never seen a Blue Jay. I couldn’t imagine such a thing.

Maybe I should invite her to my house so the poor woman can see a Blue Jay!

May 24, 2005

Quotables-The Filibuster;Miscellany-Music;Lots of Comments on Everything

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DATE-5/24/05

AGREEMENT REACHED ON FILIBUSTER!

News conference late yesterday, John McCain, announced that all 14 of the "bipartisan" group of senators, would vote for cloture (IE stop the debate and move on to an up or down vote) for three nominees: Priscilla Owens, Janice Rogers Brown and Bill Pryor. Two nominees, Henry Saad, and William Mayers are not part of the agreement of the "gang of fourteen" for a vote of cloture and the Senators will "vote their conscience" on these nominees.

Judicial filibusters will not occur in the future unless there are "extraordinary" circumstances.

Majority leader Bill Frist did NOT agree to this. However, the Dems in that group can certainly vote for cloture without any input from Frist. If they are true to their word, then the scheduled showdown for tomorrow will NOT happen. Frist had scheduled a vote on cloture for Priscilla Owens at that time and per this agreement as delineated in the press conference enough Dems would be breaking with the party to provide a 60 vote passage on cloture, a majority and also past the super-majority required for a filibuster.

The showdown, the so-called "nuclear" option, is effectively pushed off into the future when the radical Dems determine a very qualified nominee should be filibustered for "extraordinary" reasons. Hey, they refused to give the three they have no agreed to an up and down vote for many months now. All of a sudden their principles are shoved aside and they'll allow it?

Or are the Dems afraid of stopping Senate business with such a grand show as was scheduled tomorrow.

Who is George Soros against? That will determine those "extraordinary" circumstances.

A Dashing Man in a Cape Visits Washington
Hamid Karzai visited President Bush yesterday and together they held a press conference.

The crux of which was that Afghanistan has reduced its poppy crop by 30%. A statistic that many laugh at. The country does, so it was announced, have the ability to produce a handsome pomegranate and honeydew melon crop. Until pomegranates and melons bring in as much as opium, it ain’t gonna happen.

At any rate it was a diplomatic nicety and myself must comment that of all the foreign leaders and their many modes of dress not to mention headgear, it is Karzai who is the most handsome. Yesterday he wore a fine brocade cape that was positively luscious. Of course no American man would be caught dead in such a thing and frankly if an American man showed up at my door thus dressed I’d slam it shut.

Still, Karzai carries it off.

Important stuff here that The Old Media overlooks.

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Update Idaho Murders
The Idaho murders, where three people were found bound and bludgeoned to death, continues to mystify.

As of now the only major speculation that I can make at this time, along with the authorities, is that this was no stranger crime.

Pics of the two missing children as well as all three victims are in yesterday’s daily update, scroll down.

From interviews with various family members and the investigators, we can conclude that there was heavy use of methamphetamines by the female victim; that the father, Steve Groene, did not do well in the polygraph test and he himself knows that the police have him under suspicion. Steve Groene, the father of the missing children and one of the murder victims, has no alibi for the time of the murders.

There is an older son who is in jail. And another son who has a girlfriend and children of his own.

Steve Groene allegedly lives with his mother-in-law and has had custody battles with the female victim in the past. He might have a motive and he would have a reason to abscond with the children whereas a stranger would have likely killed everyone.

But would the man deliberately murder his 13 year old son?

Because that would have to be the case if he is guilty.

There’s also unanswered questions about the attendees at a barbecue the murder victims had earlier in the day. In this instance the investigators aren’t talking.

There’s even whispers about this “Bob” fellow who phoned in the 911 call.

This is always the case this early into a murder investigation. Everyone involved in any way with the victims is suspect until cleared. This case is a bit unique in that there are living witnesses (I assume they are alive for now) out there somewhere.

Below some snippets from various sources I’ve compiled about this case.

From KREM:
Reward offered for missing Idaho children
06:05 PM PDT on Saturday, May 21, 2005

From KING Staff and Wire Reports

Wolfinger said investigators believe the killings were not random acts of violence and are now convinced the children were in the house when the violence took place.

Kootenai County Coroner Dr. Robert West told Spokane, Wash., television reporters that preliminary toxicology results indicated the presence of "illicit drugs" in the two adults, but not in the 13-year-old. West did not elaborate on what types of drugs were found.

Authorities have received pledges of more than $70,000 for a reward fund and will work through the Secret Witness program in Spokane, Wash., to offer payments for useful information and tips, he added.


From Fox News-Thanks to Kris on Yahoo groups for summary:
Fox News (Geraldo):

Steve Groene is the ex-husband of the murdered Brenda Groene, and father of the two missing children. He says he has submitted to a polygraph, DNA and urinalysis.... apparently, he's become the latest person of interest.

Two "vicious" guard dogs at the residence, in the home at the time of the deaths....who did not attack the killer(s). Must have known them.

"Exchanged words" several times about Brenda's meth use in front of the children.

Steve Groene Admits to severe argument with ex-
wife on Friday.


I don’t have sourcing for the following but it is from a local paper:
"I couldn't have asked for a better family," Jesse Groene said Thursday morning from the Kootenai County Jail, where the 18-year-old has been
for three months for allegedly shoplifting a shirt from Wal-Mart and stealing a Jeep. He also was wanted on a warrant for charges of battery and assault.

McKenzie (ed-this is the father of the adult male victim-Mark McKenzie) confirmed that his son and Brenda Groene were cousins but it remained unclear if the couple were first cousins.

Jesse Groene said Mark McKenzie had been a family friend for years, even when his parents were married.


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Court News:Clothes and the Defendant; Underage Abortion
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Yesterday the supreme court ruled that criminal defendants will not be allowed to wear shackles at either a trial or a penalty hearing.

Which surprised me as I thought that was already the case.

Many are screaming that such a policy leaves our courts in danger from runaway criminals such as Brian Nichols in that Atlanta court shootout.

Bullhockey.

Court houses should protect themselves. If they haven’t re-thought the protection element, especially in view of the Nichols’ episode, than they’re still wallowing in bureaucratic lack of forethought. With today’s technology there’s no reason a few electrodes can’t be placed somewhere on the defendant’s body. Electrodes that can be zapped by a cell phone or remote radio. Human monitors of all ingress and egress from court houses should push the zap button if they notice anything untoward from the defendant as he/she is being transported, in civilian clothes, to and from the courtroom.

It shouldn’t surprise that the sight of a human in shackles is prejudicial. Yes, I know they are murderers but assuming we get over the court safety issue, even murderers deserve to be judged as an equal by other human beings. Who are NOT dressed in chains and shackles.

If you get my drift.

Scotus has also agreed to a hearing on a law requiring parental permission for abortions on underage daughters.

The argument for striking down this law is that often there are young girls impregnated by their own fathers or family members. The notification might put the young female’s life in danger as such perpetrators often don’t want these nefarious activities known. Or a desperate youngster in a situation might run off or even give birth to a live baby and leave it in a trash bin.

It’s a stretch and I suppose it DOES happen.

My question is-if the law is struck down than why should parents be notified of ANY medical procedure? If a fifteen year old needs, say, an appendectomy, than why make the parents sign? That same fifteen year old could have an abortion in states with no laws against, no questions asked.

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On the Filibuster

The Quote This Week That Says It All

WE CAN END IT NOW...OR THEY'LL END IT LATER

"If Republicans don't now end the filibustering of judges, and minority Republicans one day start filibustering judges nominated by a Democratic president, the Democratic Senate majority will end it then."

- Columnist Tod Lindberg

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Dem (naturally) Vetoes English as First Language in Arizona

INGLES NO, ESPANOL SI

"Gov. Janet Napolitano (Arizona Democrat) vetoed a bill Monday that would have made English the state's official language and required that government business be conducted in English."

- Associated Press, 5/9/05


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Public Broadcasting-It’s Time to Stop Funding It

LIBERAL TV

"The government should stop funding PBS altogether. The last thing the United States needs is state-sponsored television. But that's the only way Democratic ideas can win in the marketplace....if you and I are paying for it."

- Talk show host Neal Boortz


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Dr. Seuss on Being Yourself

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because people who mind don't matter, and people who matter don't mind." - Theodor Seuss Geisel

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On a Personal Note
Husband recently purchased a guitar.

No I do not know what he’s going to do with a guitar. I do know we have an entire room in this house dubbed “the music room”. It is being filled methodically with music stuff, huge amplifiers, keyboards, that sort of thing.

As of yet I’ve not heard one musical note. When myself needs a piano I just shout out “I need a piano!” and boom, the Belgian shepherd will stand in front of me in such a manner that I can “play” the piano, “beat” the drums, and even bang the cymbals, right there on the big long dog back so obligingly provided.

Well her back really doesn’t make any noise but I’ll have a ball being a one woman band as the tune belts out on the kitchen CD player. As for the dog, she thinks it’s some sort of weird massage but she seems to like it.

As for husband, well pic of his beloved guitar is below.

Maybe someday he’ll write me a love song.

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Thoughts On Life .........


1) I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow
isn't looking good either.

2) Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether.

3) Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

4) On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

5) Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.

6) Does vacuuming count as Aerobic Exercise?

7) Young at Heart. Slightly Older in Other Places.

8) Time is Nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't go wrong
at once.

9) The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win,
you're still a rat.

10) I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the
guts to bite people themselves.

11) If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

12) Don't say I am out of shape. "Round" is a shape.

13) There's no speed limit on the Information Superhighway.

14) It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission.

15) There are two rules for ultimate success in life.
1) Never tell everything you know.
2)

15) Do unto others, then run.....................


Reflections on life

Here's some things to think about.

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.

I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

Do you think illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

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Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you
take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window?

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going
faster than you is a maniac?

You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when
she was 60. She's 97 now, and we have no idea where she is.

I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other
one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks,
they are always locking three of them.

One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental
illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be
you.

They show you how detergent takes out bloodstains. I think if you've got a
tee shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your
biggest problem.

Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls, and they tell you it's
because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I
only have photographs of her on the walls.

A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said,
"Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said, "I didn't know
there were any witnesses. Now, I'll have to kill you too."

Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the
Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult
Bookstore.
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Andy Rooney's tips for telemarketers

Three Little Words That Work !!

(1)The three little words are: "Hold On, Please..."

Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear the phone company's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task.

These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.

(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?

This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone.

This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a "real" sales person to call back and get someone at home.

What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that dialed the call and it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer !!!

(3) Junk Mail Help:

When you get "ads" enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these "ads" with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away.

When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope.

Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right?

It costs them more than the regular 37 cents postage "IF" and when they receive them back.

It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was around 50 cents before the last increase and it is according to the weight. In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes.

I have been doing this for years, and I get very little junk mail anymore.


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On Bill Maher

Referring to my gossip post last week which mentioned Maher and the status of his palimony suit:
Maher's decidely straight, but too busy screwing Playboy Bunnies and hanging with Hef to get married.

I think he will someday -- just like the bachelor Rock Hudson played in Pillow Talk. Oh, wait, that doesn't help the "not gay" viewpoint, does it?

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Confirmed bachelor" used to be code for homosexual. Perhaps like "gay" used to mean cheerful.

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On Fiction and a Fat Prom Queen

The Fattest Prom Queen post HERE
Ms. Fish,

This is a wonderful story. Thank you for putting it on the Net.

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Compliments are Always Welcome

Hi Kaitlyn Mae's Grandmother:
I am so new to your sight....saw a reference on Free Republic. I love it despite only reading for the last week or so. I am the grandmother of Madeline, Elizabeth and Grace and mother of three and by far, I am the most conservative and sensible member of the family!!!! Consequently, I am loving your site! I live in upstate New York, where the liberals and unions are bankrupting us not only monetarily but accountability as well. We conservatives are an endangered species here in the land of Sen. Cinton and company!!!! Thanks for your site; I've signed up for your updates and look forward to catching up on your past posts when I'm not babysitting, working or volunteering. Kudos to you for your insightful work and grandmotherly devotion.
Grandmother of M.E.G

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More True Crime Strangos

Evidently they never go away. Below a response to my Jonbenet post.
Patfish,
MICHAEL HELGOTH and his still unidentified roommate were the MEN who raped and murdered JonBenet Ramsey! Steve Thomas was a Narcotics undercover cop, not a Homicide Detective. Joe Pelle and others were WITHHOLDING EVIDENCE from Alex Hunter a Felony under FEDERAL LAW! The then-partner of Steve Thomas wrote of the many mistakes his partner Steve Thomas had made of the case. They took down the killer's name at the Marina and He was seen in a light blue van in front of the Ramsey house at 5:45 p.m. and the killer was a man, not a woman! Patsy Ramsey has never been the owner of a PENIS in her life. The killer of JonBenet Ramsey was a thief and he also murdered Michael Helgoth when he thought he was about to break and tell all he knew to the Police.

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On Donald Trump

Apprentice post where I psycho-elaminated Donald Trump.

The two qualities Trump likes the most are people who are confidence and loyalty. If someone lets another contestant cow them or if someone badmouths their team, Trump gets angry.
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Taken to Task for Feeding Onions to Dogs

A reader chastises me for feeding my dogs the remainder of a mushroom and onion recipe referred to in this post:Cooking Sunday-mushrooms and onions.

Reading some of the recipes, I was surprised to find that the author's dogs were eating onions. Onions are toxic to dogs; they cause anemia. Stop doing that.
CMc

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Posted by Caryl McColly to The Kaitlyn Mae Book Blog at 5/11/2005 06:52:45 PM

Why I am shocked!

I have never heard that onions were dangerous for dogs.

So I did some research.

Turns out small amounts of onions do dogs no harm. Below from a question and answer site found by Googling “dogs and onions”.
Onion and Garlic toxicity in dogs and cats

Question: Dr. Richard's,
Thank you for your help with past questions and creating this web site. I have a question about onions and dogs. I read somewhere onions are poisonous for dogs yet onions are often ingredients in dog treats. Is it just raw onions that are so dangerous? What about meat that has been cooked with onions is this dangerous?
What are some things that are toxic for dogs besides chocolate and onions?
Also I own several cats are there foods toxic to them as well?

Kim


Answer: Kim-

Dogs develop hemolytic anemia if they eat enough onions. I don't think that it matters too much whether the onions are cooked or not. The quantity of onions required is high enough that dogs can generally tolerate small doses of onions without any problem and moderate amounts of onion without clinically apparent disease, even though there may be measurable changes on lab test results. Cats are probably a little more sensitive to onion toxicity than dogs are. I can't find an exact quantity of onions required to cause toxicity problems in dogs, but there are several case reports of onion toxicity and they involve whole onions or sizable portions of chopped onions (like a cup or more). I think that feeding dogs meat that has been cooked with onions is pretty safe but you might want to avoid giving them the broth from around something like pot-roast if there were a lot of onions used in the cooking, just to be safe.

Large amounts of garlic will produce similar toxicity problems in both dogs

May 23, 2005

Saddam's New Underpants;American Idol-Final Two; WebSite-A Singing Mountain

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DATE-5/23/05

The Filibuster
Lots of talk about this week’s implementation about the Filibuster “nuclear option”. Which is simply a rule change, don’t let the out of control rhetoric fool you.

Oh, and I saw Howard Dean on Meet the Press yesterday.

Please. This man does not have long. The only reason he was made chair of the DNC is because he threatened to run independently. With the left-wing kooks financed by drug dealing George Soros, well hey, the Dems need the money. Not that morals or the greater good should matter to our elected officials. It’s all about THEM.
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Sarah Lunde
Some recent information obtained by Journalists in Florida reveal that poor Sarah Lunde, the young girl recently murdered by her mother’s ex-boyfriend while her Mom was away, had a horrific life.

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This poor child has a special place in heaven reserved for her.
LUNDE UPDATE
More than 1,000 pages of files from the state Department of Children & Families were released Tuesday detailing the family of Sarah Michelle Lunde and the background of David Lee Onstott, the convicted sex offender accused of trangling her.

Sarah's body was found April 16 in an abandoned fish pond near her family's mobile home in Ruskin. She was last seen April 9 after returning home from a church trip. Onstott had dated Sarah's mother, Kelly May, who divorced the girl's father, Richard Lunde, in 1997.

The reports released Tuesday date as far back as 1992, when the family lived in West Virginia.

In the girl's early days, the documents said, social workers reported she and her siblings were beaten and described the girl walking around for days at a time without a bath and in soiled clothes.

Documents allege that Richard Lunde beat his wife with a 2-by-4 while the children looked on. He also broke her ribs and injured her in other ways, the allegations said.

Sarah and her siblings allegedly were beaten on several occasions with belts, boards and fists.

In 1999, an anonymous caller reported that May and a boyfriend used drugs in front of the children. The caller also said the boyfriend was abusing the children, and that Sarah had been forced to sleep outside under a tree, according to the documents.

When state workers went to investigate, Sarah told them the boyfriend hit her 11 times with a belt the night before. Sarah was placed in foster care for a time.

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The Groene Murders
Kudos to the authorities in Idaho for keeping information close to the vest about the recent horrific murder of three people in Coeur D’Alene. This true crime is ongoing and two children remain missing.

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Their mother, her boyfriend, and their 13 year old brother were found dead from a severe beating with a blunt object. This after being bound and tied.

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We’ll keep a close eye on this case this week because it is certainly a strange one. And fingers crossed with prayers that those innocents are alive and well.

So far there’s little known about the crime. Though by me the Idaho investigators know way more than they’re telling. There are two children’s lives at stake here.

What little is known is that the couple hosted a Barbecue at their home on Sunday, May 15. The following day three of the five people who lived in the home were found bludgeoned and dead. Two people, the Groene children, are still missing.

One attendee to the barbecue has been grilled and submitted to a lie detector. He has since been released and deemed not involved in the crime by the investigators.

The key here is WHO else attended that barbecue. According to latest reports, all attendees have been contacted or voluntarily phoned in.

Look for something to break on this case soon.
From the AP
COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho (AP) -- Detectives who questioned a man in the killings of three people ruled him out as a suspect Thursday and said they still had no idea where two children missing from the family's home were.

The man, Robert Roy Lutner, 33, of Hayden, voluntarily took and passed a polygraph test during a seven-hour interview with investigators, Kootenai County sheriff's Capt. Ben Wolfinger said. Lutner said he saw the three alive when he attended a "barbecue-type get-together" at their rural home Sunday night, less than 24 hours before the bodies were found.

"He had nothing to do with the death scene or the abduction of the children," Wolfinger said.

He was the last known visitor to the rural house where the victims, Brenda Kay Groene, 40; her 13-year-old son, Slade Vincent Groene; and her boyfriend, Mark McKenzie, 37, were discovered slain Monday evening.

County Coroner Dr. Robert West said Thursday the three were bludgeoned to death. He would not say when they died or what kind of weapon was used.

An Amber Alert had been issued Tuesday for Groene's missing children, Dylan Groene, 9, and Shasta, 8.


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Newsweak Lied; People Died

People killed at Abu Gharab-0
People killed because of Newsweek-17

What is it with these people? Do they just, what, make up stuff? Can anyone just phone up the Lamestream media with a story to tell? And so long as it reflects badly on our duly elected administration or the military, they'll take it?

Have you ever tried to flush a book down a toilet?

And what's with those Arabs? Do they think acting like children is going to impress us? Haven't we had a crucifix dunked in urine in our predominantly Christian majority pasts?

So I'm not blaming Newsweak for the deaths. Newsweak didn't actually kill anyone. And someone ought to tell the administration that if they think the American public is aghast at that Koran and the toilet story, hey, we're not. It is much ado about nothing out here in la la land where we carry this country on our backs.

I DO blame Newsweak for releasing an improperly sourced story.

This humble Blogger releases unsourced stories every day. Also much speculation and rumination. Very much opinion stuff.

The difference being, my modest publication says so in the masthead.

Although these partisan lamestream publications have to do is...same thing.

The NY Times would, for instance, have at its masthead:

"This newspaper's editorial board consists mainly of well-educated, diverse metrosexuals who are hip, cool and happening. We've got our fingers on the pulse of the nation right here in this city that never sleeps. We don't like the archaic Bush administration or any administration which strives to pull us away from the European system of elitism to which we aspire."

Like that.

From-ABCNEWS:
May 16, 2005 - NEW YORK (Reuters) - Newsweek on Monday retracted a report that claimed U.S. interrogators at Guantanamo Bay had desecrated the Koran, which triggered days of rioting in Afghanistan and other countries in which at least 16 people were killed.

"Based on what we know now, we are retracting our original story that an internal military investigation had uncovered Koran abuse at Guantanamo Bay," Newsweek Editor Mark Whitaker said in a statement.

The White House on Monday challenged the accuracy of Newsweek's May 9 report which was based on an anonymous source and said it had damaged the U.S. image overseas.


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For a really good take on some unanswered Newsweak questions:
From Townhall.com-Marvin Olasky
-- Newsweek reporter Michael Isikoff says no one "foresaw that a reference to the desecration of the Koran was going to create the kind of response that it did." Newsweek assistant managing editor Evan Thomas says Muslim reaction "came as something of a surprise" to the magazine's editors. But no one familiar with Islam was surprised: Ardent Muslims treat copies of the Quran reverently and never place it on the floor; desecrating the Quran in Afghanistan, Iran and Saudi Arabia is a capital crime. Why are national magazine editors so theologically illiterate?

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The Horror!
Somewhere on the web we came across this:
A senior Pentagon official has confirmed reports that female interrogators rubbed their bodies against the men, wore skimpy clothes, touched them provocatively and pretended to spread menstrual blood on them. The Newsweek item that triggered the violence also said the forthcoming report would describe "one woman who took off her top, rubbed her finger through a detainee's hair and sat on the detainee's lap."

We hear there are scores of AMERICAN men now signing up for this “torture”.
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One More Example of American Torture
I don’t know how many lawyers Saddam has but all week there’s been one of every nationality vowing to sue.

Below a pic of Saddam in his underwear. Only some Internet wisenheimer got it into his or her head to “adjust” the underwear a tad. Just a slight change in brand.

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Hillary’s Fundraisers in Legal Hot Water

This email came into my Ebox.

It’s from a Mr. Paul who, along with a Mr. Rosen and a few others, find themselves in the same situation as anyone who ever tried to aid King and Queen Clinton.

There is currently an interesting court case ongoing. Mr. Paul is asking for money in this plaintive email. For sure Hillary won’t help. She got what she wanted, lied and cheated on the same campaign finance laws that she helped enact, and she’s moving on.

Paul, Rosen, et al, will soon be in jail same as Webb Hubbell and Susan McDougal and many before them.

Hillary, meanwhile, is a Senator from New York.
My whistle-blowing since March 2001 has led not only to the criminal case against Rosen but also to a first-ever civil lawsuit against a senator and a president, Hillary and Bill Clinton, for fraud – for having reneged on the promises made to me to induce me to become Hillary’s largest contributor through three fund-raisers including the largest of her campaign, the Hollywood gala.


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Political Cartoon of the Week
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See modern day history in the making. Check out this compilation of Weeks Just Passed for a glimpse and a smile at recent history. WEEK JUST PASSED COMPILATION


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The Bachelor

And so the TV remote settled on the grand finale of The Bachelor. A reality show that would have a single fellow choosing from 25 women to ... Well I'm not really sure what happens after the "choice" is made.

The finale of this series was mesmerizing. And boring. And totally not believable.

So why did I watch?

At some point during this three hour melodrama my mind literally removed itself from my body and began floating above my head. Because as the reality of the bachelor's dilemma and the drama of all the players involved sunk in, I simply had to watch to see how a)maudlin, b)unbelievable or c)ridiculous the show would become.

The Bachelor, a fellow named Charlie, was down to two final contestants: Sarah and Krisily. Since I haven't followed the show I'm not real familiar with Charlie except his brother is some sort of actor. As for Charlie, he seemed a likeable enough guy, kind of cute, a little bit on the goofy side.

Sarah and Krisily, Charlie's final two choices, seemed to be intelligent types; attractive and happening women with a grip on reality.

Which is why I have no idea why they allowed themselves to be put through the ordeal that Charlie and the show's producers put them through.

For Charlie couldn't make up his mind. He alleged he adored both of the finalists but would need extra time to decide.

Right then and there, under a more normal scenario and without benefit of television drama requirements, I'd have walked away from that situation immediately.

I mean if a guy can't make up his mind and has two ladies stringing along, and BOTH ladies know about it, well I'd be hightailing away from this bizarre scene toot de sweet.

Which is not to say that I'd expect ole Charlie, or his equivalent during this Grandmother Blogger's dating era, to follow me. Nope. I'd be walking away because if a guy can't make up his mind between two women I'd flip him the bird and tell him to have at the other one.

Because who needs it? I always said men are like a bus. You miss one, another one will soon come along.

This is also not to say my heart would not be broken. This Grandmother Blogger has fallen for many a fellow who did not fall back. But I'd rather have a broken heart and my pride than a whole boatload of hope. Over a guy? Ain't gonna happen.

The Wise I would also be scared out of my mind to get involved with a guy under these circumstances. If he can't make up his mind now who's to say he won't change it later? Boom, we get in an argument and he calls up the "other" woman. Who loved him enough to humiliate herself by awaiting the final "decision" and would likely welcome his back with open arms.

The show's producer made the final decision revelation an agonizing affair, bringing in the women's families, showing past tapes of Charlie with his two women, honing in on Charlie as he pined about the difficulty and pain he was experiencing with the choice.

I suppose it's all hype and part of the drama pumped up by this turn of events.
Charlie chose Sarah by the way. The rejected one, Krisily, took it bravely. Which I suspect was scripted. Couldn't have Krisily boo-hooing all over the TV causing the audience to hate Charlie.

And the show.

I didn't hate Charlie. He seemed sincere for the most part. I will always think that Krisily would have been better off wishing Charlie and Sarah good luck and walking away. Instead she pined and hoped that Charlie would choose her.

Then I suppose Krisily got a nice check in the mail for her drama.

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American Idol

It's Vonzell, Bo or Carrie as of this writing.

By me they are all very talented and quite capable of being 2005's American Idol.

On the night of the final three, each contender sang three songs. One song was chosen by the Judges. One the contestants chose themselves. One was chosen by Clive Davis, chairman of the record company that will be marketing the records of the AI winners.

They all did fine. As well they should because by the time it rolls around to the final three the remaining contenders should be comfortable in their skin.

Bo did something brave. He sang a song with no accompaniment. Yes this is daring but frankly I was bored by the song. I imagine myself sitting in a nightclub and a singer comes out to belt out a tune with no backup band. Indeed it's a way to show off our vocal talents but fine entertainment it's not. Still, American Idol IS a contest and in contests and such we must do the brave that we stand out from the rest.

Carrie sang a wonderful song for her choice of the night. Then it is a song I adore and there was the surprise of Carrie not singing a country/western song as her tune.

The Air Supply song "Nothing At All" is not an easy tune to sing. Carrie belted it out, at one point reaching for a long note that was downright scary. I thought she made it happen. Simon thought she pushed it a hair too far.

Alas Vonzell was voted off the following night. But her career is far from over. She's talented, pretty and has a special space for her abilities.

My picks as of now:
2-Bo Bice
1-Carrie Underwood

Also, check out my fine compilation of TV events CLICK HERE


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A Famous Mountain Sings

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Singing Mt. Rushmore

May 20, 2005

Gossip: Affleck/Garner/Baby, AI Abdul Cartoon; Reminisce-Hairspray and Gwynn Oak;Delaware-What is DENREC?

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Affleck a Daddy?

Seems that this tidbit has been floating around the gossipsphere for this past week. Jennifer Garner, star of “Alias”, and Ben Affleck, a fellow of heretofore questionable sexuality, are about to be parents.

This should dispel those rumors about Ben. Though we must remember that Michael Jackson has three children.

From E Online

Jennifer Garner's next alias: mommy.

The Alias star is expecting her first child, E! Online and E! News have confirmed.

Multiple sources close to Garner and beau Ben Affleck say the actress is three months along. News of the pregnancy comes just two weeks after several published reports claimed the couple were engaged.

According to E! Online columnist Ted Casablanca, Affleck flew Garner's kin from West Virginia to California in April for his leading lady's 33rd birthday party. The question subsequently was popped in private, Casablanca reported.


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And Sharon Stone Becomes a Parent Again

Well I suppose congratulations are in order. Except this woman is divorced from her husband. So why adopt a child now?

But hey, it is a good publicity stunt.

Just throwing it out there.

From Yahoo.com
Sharon Stone has adopted a baby boy. The baby was born to
"unknown and unrelated parents in Texas" on Saturday, Stone's
publicist, Cindi Berger, said in a statement Wednesday.
Stone, 47, has named the baby Laird Vonne Stone. The actress has a
4-year-old son, Roan. She and her husband, Phil Bronstein, divorced in
2004 after five years of marriage.


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Gwynn Oak and Hairspray

"You really have to go see that play, Pat. You look just like the lead character." I nodded my head at my co-worker's comment. He wasn't the first person to point out to me that the female protagonist in the musical Hairspray, a chubby female wearing the ubiquitous bow in the center of a circle of bangs,- a style very popular during that era- resembled my own chubby middle-aged self. I'd long ago ditched the bow in the circle of bangs hairstyle but was still a chubby, pretty-faced female. As was Rikki Lake in the movie of the same name.

It's an offhand comment made by my colleagues. They could not possibly know that I not only looked the part of the female lead in that musical, I really LIVED it. And it wasn't such a pretty life.

In fact, the writer of that movie, Barry Levinson, is from my home town of Baltimore. He was writing about that city's Gwynn Oak Park, once a darling of Baltimore, the town's only city-based amusement park. Gwynn Oak Park was a hallmark of the civil rights era though many students today have likely never heard of the place. I remember it so well in that it was not only a place of endless hours of my childhood delight, it was also my first introduction to blatant bigotry.

Gwynn Oak Park was a segregated establishment. Colored persons were not allowed entrance.

"Tasha, Pierre and Jerold will be going to the Enchanted Forest," I remember Sister Digna telling my second grade class.

My seven- year old eyes regarded the three students named. They were all colored. I wondered even then just why Tasha, Pierre and Jerold couldn't go to Gwynn Oak with the rest of the class.

Every year the parochial schools of Baltimore rented Gwynn Oak park for a day. We were all given bright yellow badges to pin on our shirts. The badges allowed us entry on any rides in the park as many times as we could get on and off of them. For weeks leading up to the event I was filled with happy anticipation. I loved going on Gwynn Oak's roller coaster. Those times when I'd been to the park with my family a ride on the roller coaster cost fifteen cents a turn. With the badge I could ride it over and over, not limited by the two dollars my Dad would give me for the entire day. The prior year, as a first grade student, I'd rode the roller coaster over twenty times! I remember laying in bed that night and feeling the thrill of the coaster's first big drop by a thrilling dip in my stomach that came from my memory alone. Over and over I would think of the slow climb up the coaster's big hill, then my stomach would react with the same sudden dip and pleasant thrill just as it had when I was riding it earlier that day. This even though I was laying in my own bed! To a second grader, a trip to Gwynn Oak park with unlimited rides was paradise.

That park's roller coaster was nowhere near the height or drop of today's monster coasters. But to an excited seven year old it was as sweet an anticipation as a child could dream.

I wondered why Tasha, Pierre and Jerold couldn't come along. They were parochial school students just like me. What was the Enchanted Forest, I wondered. Why did the Enchanted Forest allow Tasha, Pierre and Jerold to enter when Gwynn Oak would not? Why did the nuns and priests of the parochial schools not rail at the Gwynn Oak management regarding their very un-Christian attitude towards persons of color? Didn't the sisters teach us that Jesus loves everyone? Wouldn't that include Tasha, Pierre and Jerold? Didn't Jesus especially love the little children?


"Patricia, just as soon as you let the colored in Gwynn Oak the place will go down hill," my father patiently explained to me when I presented some of my childish questions to him. His response was probably a typical Baltimore native's attitude of the time and was likely exactly why Gwynn Oak would not allow the colored. I wondered how Tasha, Pierre and Jerold would make the place go down hill any more than I would.

Gwynn Oak eventually became a nationwide focal point of the burgeoning Civil Rights movement. This was when I was right about the age of the Hairspray protagonist. This was when I was old enough to understand the bigotry and hatred of people like my father. This was when I could not forgive the complacent hypocrisy of Baltimore's Christian community.

Because Tasha, Piere and Jerold deserved the same gleeful anticipation of the upcoming trip, as well as the joy of re-living the thrill of the coaster's drop in the following night's dreams. Because there were many children such as myself who grew up not understanding it at first, and despising it later.

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Though I was quite white, I would march with the blacks who protested segregation. Young and idealistic, I often couched my participation with an ideal that I was part of it all for Tasha, Pierre and Jerold. My father was often livid with me, badgering me about my stupidity deep into the night. Martin Luther King was my hero.

They were heady and changing times, those mid-sixties of the Civil Rights Revolution. Gwynn Oak eventually began admitting black patrons in response to public pressure. Gwynn Oak eventually died a business death. Urban amusement parks, tiny affairs with dated rides, were part of the past. Though my father righteously maintained that Gwynn Oak would still be around if they hadn't began admitting blacks.

My story's too lengthy and filled with vague innuendoes and the confused memories of a child. When my much younger colleagues tell me how much I resemble the female character in Hairspray I don't have the heart to bend their ears about childhood bedtime thrills and happy anticipation. For sure I could never explain Tasha, Pierre and Jerold. To them it's a happening and popular musical, simply all the rage.

I lived it. The experience helped form me and fashion my mindset.

And I am a far better person for having lived it than for merely resembling the lead female character.

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Delaware Phones Me Up

Yon Ladies and Gems there is a mission now upon. For doesn’t someone in the state of Delaware phone me up for this, the second such “opinion poll” I’ve been asked to participate in during the two years I’ve lived in Delaware.

Which isn’t an awful lot, I understand. But consider that of my entire 52 years in Merryland I have never been polled, …ever!

Oddly, I often DO happen to have an opinion.

This past month it was something called DNREC. I had never heard of them but I do know that Delaware is in danger of using up all the possible alphabet combinations for all these government things created by Nanny Minner that her political supporters have jobs.

So I let the initials melt past my ears. I answered the eager young man’s questions and you’ll not believe that I often inserted mine own handsome editorial to the fellow’s dismay.

Either they’ll never call me again or they’ll call me all the time. The young man, who did a fine job by the way, did quite enjoy talking to me. Or so he said.

Now I must investigate.

Here is DNREC’s web site.

I must say it’s one of the better government web sites I’ve seen in a while.

I discover on said web site that DNREC does the following:
Now @Your_Service for Park Passes and Campsite Reservations, Dog Licenses, Hunting & Fishing Licenses, Boat Registration, Asbestos Reporting and On-Site Wastewater Permitting and Licensing!


Only the fellow on the telephone is talking about something called, get this, “Environmental Control’s Green Infrastructure Initiative”.

I note a reference to whatever all that is above in this quote from DNREC’s web site:
Lake Forest High School, Felton, is putting out the welcome mat for birds, butterflies, rabbits, deer and other wildlife while offering students an outdoor classroom that will introduce them to habitat restoration and management techniques that are essential for the future of Delaware's natural resources.

The Kent County school is one of the first in the state to participate in Project Nature Share, a new component of the Department of Natural Resources and Environmental Control's Green Infrastructure Initiative. The schoolyard habitat program provides materials and expertise to encourage the creation of wildlife habitat areas as learning centers in schools throughout the state.

I also spent the better part of that polling call trying to figure out what this fellow wanted from me.

It was a multiple-choice thing. But before he asked the questions he mentioned that DNREC was now in charge of that Environmental, yada, yada, above, recently signed into law by Nanny Minner.

Right then I knew it was a government bureaucratic boondoggle. Give the woman an election, with the help of the great dead vote in Wilmington, and there’s gazillions of jobs she must fill. Thus all the alphabet agencies.

Also Nanny Minner loves to do surveys. Or hire expensive firms to do surveys. This DNREC survey was just such an idiotic waste of time but I figure Nanny paid off a couple of her political debts by arranging for this survey. To bother citizens like myself.

An example question, and I’m paraphrasing here, was like “What would be the best way for DNREC to reach Delaware citizens?” With choices like a)school b)media ads c)town meetings.

Anyway, that sort of thing.

A complete waste of time and money.

I must conclude with what this “Environmental Control’s Green Infrastructure Initiative” really is in disguise.

It’s nothing more than a program mine own wise self is involved in. Which is the National Wildlife Federation’s Backyard Wildlife Habitat program. A program with a goal of persuading and teaching us all to use our own personal property to invite the wildlife in. Both for our own and their greater good.

To show you how close they are, the NWF has had a schoolyard habitat program and for many years before DNREC got Nanny’s nod. Also, the NWF is very active in the state of Delaware. They’ve already recruited me for three big projects since the NWF reported me to these people in Delaware as having moved from Merryland. Which was true.

And get this…quite a few of these NWF things I’m involved with are in conjunction with some other nature organization! I’m going to be manning a NWF table at a native plant sale sponsored by DNS, or the Delaware Nature Society.

They’re all tripping over each other to save Delaware’s streams, native wildlife, etc.!

Now we have a Delaware state agency doing the same thing.

A complete waste.

May 19, 2005

The Famous Deviled Egg Post-redux; Miscellany-Blue Vases and Fans;Fishgiggles

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All About Eggs

In keeping with the famous Blast from the Past deviled egg post:
DID YOU KNOW?

A fresh egg will sink in water, a stale one will float. An egg white is easiest to beat at room temperature. Take the egg out of the refrigerator about 1/2 hour before using. For light, fluffy scrambled eggs, add a little water while beating the eggs. Add vinegar to the water when boiling eggs.
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All Grandmothers have their own special recipes, right Kaitlyn Mae?

Thus your Grandmother is no different save there are only two recipes of Grandmother's for which I could consider uniquely my own. One would be deviled eggs and the other is a recipe from my mother, your great-grandmother Kaitlyn Mae, that I have modified.

You read that right, sweet Granddaughter, your mother once removed makes the best deviled eggs in the world and by the simplicity of the preparation the whole hoopla baffles Grandmother. Since it is my job to pass down such knowledge to my descendants, which would be you, Kaitlyn, so I shall do so.

First thing about deviled eggs, Kaitlyn, you have to use stale eggs. Eggs being used to devil should have been purchased at least one week prior, preferably two. I wouldn't keep eggs much longer than two weeks at any rate, Kaitlyn, so Grandmother has a method that has her deviling any eggs in the fridge when they are two weeks old. Myself loves a snack of deviled eggs and it is a way of using up stale eggs to a delicious end.

If there is a planned event in the near future during which these fine deviled eggs will be served, yes, one should purchase the eggs long enough in advance to have them go stale by at least a week when they are being prepared. Yes, Kaitlyn, Grandmother has purchased eggs with the full intent of letting them go stale.

Here's the other, well I guess Grandmother should call it what it is, which is a confession. I do have a secret ingredient for my deviled eggs and now in a groundbreaking event, I will so reveal.

It's a McCormick spice, called "Bon Appetit". One of my husbands introduced me to this wonderful spice but Grandmother should caution, the spice should be used only on certain dishes. At least by Grandmother's experience, Kaitlyn, and the benchmark would be any dishes requiring mayonnaise.

Thus add Bon Appetit to potato salad, cucumbers cover with mayo, that sort of thing. The reason why Grandmother is a little ashamed of this admission, Kaitlyn, is that "real" cooks don't use specialty spices. "Real" cooks don't depend on the concoctions of others to plagiarize in their own homes. "Real" cooks don't want their recipes fettered with name brands.

It's not illegal to use Bon Appetit on other foods. In fact, I have no idea what McCormick's intention was in inventing the spice. But this spice has what Grandmother considers possibly the most perfect taste in the universe.

But that's just me.

For if we go sprinkling Bon Appetit over everything than all foods will taste like Bon Appetit. Then, hey, it's just stupid to stick to one taste for our life long, Kaitlyn, and don't forget Grandmother warned you. The spice seems to taste its freshest and most piquant when sprinkled over recipes using mayo.

It's my theory and I'm sticking to it.

Since this is my very own blog, Kaitlyn, I am free to use the name brand and, indeed, tell you all about it.

Here's how to make a dozen (24 for deviling) eggs

Boil the stale eggs to hard-boiled perfection
Peel them then cut in half
Scoop out the yolk into a shallow bowl
Smash the yolks down handily with a fork. Don't use a spoon to smash the yolk down, Kaitlyn, it makes the yolks mushy. You want the yolks to be separate and fluffy.

Add 1/2 cup mayonnaise. Don't be stupid and use Miracle Whip, Kaitlyn. Read the words: MAYONNAISE

Add 1/3 cup spicy mustard. Not the yellow stuff, Kaitlyn. The spicy stuff. There's plenty around. It's all the rage.

Add about 2 teaspoons of Bon Appetit.

Mix all with a fork, and work the lumps. You want a creamy consistency, Kaitlyn. You'll figure it out.

Use a teaspoon to fill each empty hard-boiled egg shell. There's lots of ways to do this, Kaitlyn. You could put all the yolk mixture into a plastic bag. Then snip the corner and squeeze the bag over the hard-boiled egg shell to fill it up.

Grandmother's tried all the ways and by me, it's just as simple to drop the yolk mixture into the waiting shell off of a teaspoon. Sometimes you gotta give the glob of yolk mixture a push with your finger, Kaitlyn, so make sure you wash your hands. If you do it right, there will be no need to adjust the yolk mixture as it is "seated" into the waiting shell.

You shouldn't end up eating half the yolk mixture off of your fingers, Kaitlyn, due to licking your fingers from all the pushing and pulling. And there should be enough yolk mixture to fill ALL of the shells, Kaitlyn, or else you ate too much during the preparation.

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Now you can sprinkle something pretty on top of the filled eggs. Finely snipped parsley, paprika, anything to make it look good. With no topping at all they still look pretty.

Absolutely everyone in the surround will gobble up these eggs, Kaitlyn, and while Grandmother also likes the taste, it's always puzzled me, the world wide love for these things. A pleasant puzzlement, but still a puzzlement.

Of course you will not serve Grandmother, not ever, deviled eggs prepared any other way, Kaitlyn, during any visit. Do not serve them at all if you're going to go monkeying around with the recipe.

You have been warned.

Now about the so-called Beanie Salade. So-called because that is what my mother called it. She was married to a man born in Germany and my mother learned this concoction from his family.

It too is a simple thing and it too requires some Bon Appetit.

Use two cans of green beans. Any brand, 10 ounce cans, but a higher quality bean produces a higher quality result. Do not use french cut green beans for this recipe Kaitlyn.

Mix 8 ounces of sour cream, 1/3 cup of white cider vinegar, three tablespoons of water, one teaspoon of sugar and a generous dose of Bon Appetit in a shallow bowl. Mix it all together well.

Chop up a white onion finely but leave the chunks of onion in, the onion chunks should be no bigger than the size of a pea. The onion should not be shredded.

Add the onion and the beans to the bowl and mix well. Tastes better after standing overnight in the fridge.

Neither of these recipes call for salt, Kaitlyn, as the Bon Appetit has a bit of salt in it already. Add any salt to taste.

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The Genius of the Kitchen Flower Vase

Okay, I did not make the handsome vase in the picture below. I didn’t even get it on sale. It was in one of my ubiquitous sales catalogues and I knew it when I saw it.

For I love a vase of flowers on my kitchen windowsill, filled with the flower currently in bloom.

I hate dealing with a vase of flowers on my kitchen windowsill because the ledge is somewhat small limited my choice of vases to only those with a small footprint. I also curse when I try to boost open the window without moving the vase, thinking that I can but the vase tips over then I realize I can’t.

The vase in the picture came in a pair. The other vase is on the other side of my kitchen ledge wall just as this one.

The vases come with a hole in the back so they can be hung on a nail. I didn’t want to put a nail on the side of that window casement not only for aesthetic reasons but I couldn’t imagine constantly wrestling to put a full vase of water and flowers on the window sill while trying to align the hole in the vase with the nail.

Velcro.

God Bless America.

I affixed two strips of Velcro to each vase, one at the top and one at the bottom. Then two strips in the matching place on the side of the kitchen casement window.

Boom.

Now all required is to fill the vases with water, arrange the flowers (it’s azaleas in the picture) and “press” each vase against the side of the kitchen window casement.

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Cell Phone Warning

The following message came into my email box recently. I quickly scanned it then moved on.

The next day, hand to God, on my cell phone is a message. I enter my password. It’s a telemarketer! And they left a message on my cell phone!

The message is right-cell phone users DO have to pay for these calls. For they use up your allotted minutes or if you are already over the limit then the ka-ching thing kicks in.

In 31 days, cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies and you will start to receive sales calls. You will be
charged for these calls.

Call this number from your cell phone 888-382-1222 or register on-line at https://www.donotcall.gov/default.aspx

It is the national DO NOT CALL list. It only takes a minute of your time. It blocks your number for 5 years. Please pass this on to everyone you know who may be interested.

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Throwing Money Away?

For at least five years I’ve wanted those ceiling fan things that look like palm fronds and affix to overhead fan blades.

They are purely decorative things.

And they’re not cheap.

That’s always been the rub.

The ones I’ve seen cost over a hundred bucks. Price might vary by ten bucks from catalogue to catalogue but I’ve never seen them for under a hundred bucks.

Well it WAS Mother’s Day. And gifts are for those things we won’t buy ourselves, right?

Husband got one and he smiled about it. Though he did remark that they were oddly expensive.

I love it and the plastic “palm fronds” do spread the air over a much wider area and keep the entire room pleasantly cool without drafty spots.

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Eve



After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

"So, how is everything going?" inquired God.

"It is all so beautiful, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem God." she replied. "It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve.

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"That is a fair point," replied God, I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see .. where did I put the useless boob?"

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib?

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May 18, 2005

The Bird Fellows-Mr. Peeps Update; Pampered Pet Pic Montage for a Smile; TV-The Apprentice-Thoughts on The Donald

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Update on Mr. Peeps

First part of tame cardinal story here

Mr. Peeps is getting so much bigger.

He is playing with bird seed but I am not sure how much he is eating.

I am not sure if he has figured out how to crack the seed yet.

I cracked some sunflower seeds for him and hand fed him just the good stuff.

He takes it and rolls it around in his mouth and drops it.

He loves spinach but again, I am not sure how much he eats.

But it sure is a great toy for him.

We also have been feeding him some wet bread.

We stared by hand feeding it to him, but now we put it in a dish.

That he eats but he loves to be hand fed.

And by the way so do I!

He is getting a lot redder, it looks like someone spray painted him.

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Getting Along With Your Team and Thoughts on The Donald

This past week’s episode of The Apprentice certainly hit the viewing audience over the head with the “point”. The suspenseful ending left that same audience knowing the “point” would come to fruition in next week’s climactic ending.

The point being one should get along and play well with others else they’ll come back and bite you somewhere that will make comfortable seating difficult.

Before this, however, I simply must pass along some comments on The Donald.

Because I happened to see Mr. Trump on MSNBC’s “Hardball” right before The Apprentice went on the air.

The Donald was complaining to Chris Matthews about the proposed new design for New York’s World Trade Center site.

Which is all fine but then The Donald began to do what The Donald loves to do and I once again realized why I consider that man a bit pathetic.

Face it. The Donald’s not much of an entrepreneur no matter his own hype. He inherited his businesses from his father and since hasn’t broken any records with his managing finesse.

Yes I know the man wrote “The Art of the Deal” and once teetered on the verge of bankruptcy from which he eventually recovered.

What isn’t widely known is that the Trump empire is constantly in a shaky financial position. Many of the Trump businesses have folded with little fanfare. Any new ones he’s started have failed to burst through the business world with an amazing blast of shining light.

This is not to say that the Trump businesses haven’t fared well. That’s just the point. They fared only “well” and not with any sort of fantastic success as The Donald would have the world believe.

What The Donald DOES do very well, what he does very, very well, is the fine art of bullshitting.

His TV show, The Apprentice, has been a phenomenal success. The man knows how to drape a beautiful woman over his arm and manages to wear the most ridiculous hairstyle in the history of mankind as if only he were qualified to do so. I’ve seen The Donald on a few shows such as Hardball. He always manages to hype his show, himself and his business. And he does it very well.

Myself has never really heard The Donald utter any deep thoughts with any gravitas. During the last presidential election, Trump was often a guest on the political shows but always managed to avoid taking any stand.

The Donald also does one other thing better than any human on the planet. Indeed, Donald Trump is a magnificent name dropper.

On Hardball he managed to mention that the Governor of New York would be on his show that evening. Watch him closely during his show. He will always inform the Apprentice would-be’s about the famous and important: business enterprises, famous CEOs, world-class athletes, or classy socialites-insert any choice here- that will participate in the impending Apprentice task.

I am reminded of a blind item posted just recently on my blog Gossip, Speculation, Rumination.

It was a blind item so there’s no guarantee that the answer is Donald Trump.

Which famously wealthy absentee father told his young daughter at a recent reunion: "Honey, I had dinner with Harvey Weinstein last night. Do you know who that is?" Sniped his (also famous) ex-wife: "What a schmuck! She's 10 years old - do you think she's going to know who Harvey Weinstein is?"
The popular guess is that the “absentee father” referred to is Donald Trump and the sniping ex-wife is Marla Maples.

Assuming that The Donald is the Dad bragging about his lunch with Harvey Weinstein, well it has to be The Donald. It’s so like him.

We must also note that The Donald does take an opportunity to invite the wide-eyed Apprentices to his apartment at least once during each season. Which gives us, the wannabes, a chance to see the opulence in which he is surrounded.

The Donald’s apartment is The Donald personified. Every nook and cranny is covered, painted, or gilded with gold, luxurious fabric, and ornate cornices. I must wonder how anyone could ever be comfortable in it.

This is all not to say that Donald Trump is to be denied or somehow doesn’t deserve his fame and fortune. God Bless America. The man works at hyping his nothingness and does it well. He knows how to manipulate the media and he knows that hobnobbing with the right sort of folk will always lend an aura of importance, deserved or undeserved.

I’m betting The Donald will never be in the company of the likes of George W. Bush, Dick Cheney or Donald Rumsfeld.

Anyway, after this past episode, the next to the last, any fool can plainly see that Tana is a boob of the highest order. In fact, I must brag here, during the Boardroom after Tana treated her team mates horrifically, Tana was taken to task for mentioning the idiotry of her team mate’s, referring to them in Carolyn’s presence as “stooges”. It was a dumb and classless thing for Tana to do and it was handsomely mentioned in my Apprentice post this past week.

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Kendra, on the other hand, was adored by her team mates and went on to do a much better job than Tana.

We are left at the end with the picture of each of the two women’s team mates on the final challenge as they marched into the Board room. The audience, if they’ve been paying attention, has to know that Tana’s about to get a trashing as Kendra will be praised for the leader she is.

I’m predicting Kendra, hands down.

May 17, 2005

True Crime-Jonathan Luna;Gardens-A Gardener's Gotta Believe; Comments-Schiavo, Apprentice

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In view of another missing prosecutor, Gricar in Pennsylvania, I thought it might be time t o re-visit the still unsolved death of Jonathan Luna, a Baltimore prosecutor, found dead under strange circumstances, in a small pond in Pennsylvania.
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The Intriguing and Bizarre Mystery of Jonathan P. Luna

Perhaps it was the proximity of this mystery to my home town of Baltimore. Perhaps it's my life long mild obsession with true crime. But the mystery of Jonathan P. Luna, Assistant US district attorney, 38 years of age, father of two young boys and by all accounts a serious and dedicated young man, is, I assert, the most intriguing true crime currently in process and still unsolved.

Much of the mystery remains because of the closed mouths of the investigators. As of this date, the FBI hints Luna committed suicide. The PA Coroner declares Luna's death a homicide. Whatever the case, and I do have an opinion should anyone be surprised, more on this later, Jonathan Luna died the strangest death of most any human on the planet.

For he had been stabbed 36 times, mostly shallow cuts. His body was found, face down, in the muddy waters of a small creek in Amish Pennsylvania. His death appears to have been from drowning, with the unstated supposition that had he not been in the creek he would have eventually bled out from his wounds.

There's many interesting facets of the Luna case, including one factoid I found so very telling yet is buried beneath the verbiage and reporting on this case.

Let's begin with the events of the night of Luna's death. There seems to have been a back and forth type of thing going on with Luna that night, having returned to the office, then returning home, then going back to the office. For whatever reason this type of activity was going on, the real strangeness began at almost midnight on 12/3/2003.

At that time, Luna left his office, this after promising to fax papers to the defendant's attorneys on a current case first thing in the morning. Around 1 am, he stopped at a Delaware rest stopped and withdrew $200. Videotapes of that transaction seem to show a normal and calm Luna doing this most ordinary of business. At 2:47 am, his car went through a Delaware toll plaza.

At 5:30 am, his body was found in dead in a small Pennsylvania creek.

Odder, the route Luna took to get to his final destination was roundabout, a route that added two hours to the normal travel time from Baltimore to the small Pa. Town where he was found of a little under two hours. It took four hours for him to finish a trip that should have only taken two hours is what I'm saying here.

From 11:30 pm 12/3/03 until around 4:30 am or so, Luna traveled all about the Delaware interstate in a circuitous route to a deadly end. Nowhere along his route that night is there any evidence that he was anything but all alone.

I use the ending of his travel time as 4:30 am as my own personal estimate as there had to be some time required to get the man stabbed 36 times and drag him to finish dying in the creek. This is my estimate alone but the discovery of his body at 5:30 am already dead in a manner that required some time to get that way makes me conclude there was at least an hour non-driving time for the "killing".
His car left the turnpike after 3:30 a.m. at Exit 286, south of Reading. The ticket turned in to the tollbooth worker had a speck of blood, a law enforcement source said, and DNA tests are being conducted to determine whether it was Luna's.


Which means Luna drove around 4 hours that night, mostly along the Delaware interstate route. It is known that he stopped at two places along that route and passed through a toll at almost 3:30 am. He was supposedly alone when he stopped at a gas station in King of Prussia, Pa. shortly before 3:30 am. though this is not clear. Add a half an hour to 45 minutes to get to his final destination at that little creek, that brings Luna to around 4:30 am, my timeline, when the killing probably began.

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By most accounts Luna is a straight up sort of fellow. He worked his way through law school and helped his parents to move to Maryland to be closer to him. His mother-in-law lived with him, his wife and two sons.


But there's other tidbits that seem more juicy than they are germane.
Luna allegedly had a stash of porn on his home computer. Also, someone using his name had placed an ad for a "discrete" relationship on an Internet web site.
He had 25K in credit card debt of which his wife was unaware.

Even other tidbits are more germane, I assert. While his boss publicly declared that Luna was in no danger of losing his job, friends say he was very worried about being fired and even hired a lawyer in anticipation of a job related lawsuit.

At yet another rest stop in PA, The Peter J. Carmiel rest stop, Luna was well known and stopped there regularly in the six months prior to his death.

Most germane of all, Luna was the prosecutor in a case when $36K in cash went missing and has yet to be accounted for.

So what do I think happened to Jonathan P. Luna?

I think he committed suicide.

Yes, as bizarre as it sounds, given everything I know and understanding there's lots we don't know, I think Luna killed himself and, indeed, had been planning to do so for over six months prior.

Also of important note, there was NO, absolutely NONE, evidence, of anyone else ever being in that car with Luna. Not a fiber, a hair, a drop of blood from anyone else but those that belonged there. To stab someone 36 times inside of a car would require some engagement that would surely leave SOME evidence.

As for his home porn and credit card debt, even that little naughty ad, I say this is nothing. $25K worth of debt to a lawyer is not the stuff of suicide and I'm betting there's plenty of spouses out there who don't know about their better half's credit debt.

I think Luna had been planning a suicide for the six months prior to his death and his trips past that rest stop were either times when he planned to do the deed but chickened out or preliminary planning trips.

There are some debatable details about the state of his car. Also, Luna's head supposedly had a massive wound. A pool of congealed blood was found on the floor behind the driver's seat. Money was alleged to be scattered all over his car and his wallet was missing.

As I see it, Luna kept stabbing himself, perhaps with each try he hoped it would be the one he would thrust in all the way. Or he might have been testing for his tolerance to pain. As for his head wound, I think that once he'd administered so many cuts to his body he just wanted it to end, to end, dammit. In desperation he banged his head forcefully against the side of the car, indeed he even tried to drive his car into the water but chickened out. His car was found with its wheels almost under water. Finally he stumbled, badly bleeding, into the creek and waited for the peace of the waters filling his lungs.

As for the money scattered all about and the missing wallet, I think Luna staged it this way, perhaps tossing the wallet somewhere along the last few miles of his trip. If there was a way for his family to gain double indemnity for his death he wanted it to look like a robbery. The congealed blood on the back floor could have been the normal route of the running blood as it exited his body to snake along the car seat lines to end up in various bloody pools.

Why did Luna kill himself?

This is the part we don't know but I suspect. I think Luna was involved in that missing money-the cash of $36K that went missing on a case he was trying. And I think Luna knew the Feds were closing in. And the Feds knew they were closing in and this is why they are more apt to think Luna committed suicide than those Pa. Cops, who probably never had a homicide at any rate.

In honor of a man so desperate to kill himself for fear of the penalty of his theft, I suspect information about the status of that missing money is not being released. It's why some of Luna's friends say he was worried about being fired and explains that bit about him hiring an attorney.

I don't know why the man didn't just kill himself with a gun and get it done. Surely it would be less painful than death by a thousand cuts. When a person is so driven to suicide who knows what desperate thoughts fill their minds? For whatever reason, Luna wanted a way to end it slowly and, I'm supposing, as painless as possible. Maybe he thought bleeding from a lot of little cuts wouldn't hurt and he knew he would never have the courage to pull a trigger.

By my theory that missing money was being investigated for six months prior to Luna's death. And for the entire six months Luna was driving the Delaware/PA interstate, driving, thinking and looking for a place to end it all.

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A Gardener’s Gotta Believe

Which is what I told my husband when he told me that the new Rose of Sharon “bushes”-using that term lightly- were a bit “small”.

Hey, they’re not small. They’re twigs with leaves!

So many of the plantings here in Serendipity Shore are “small” in the same manner as the Rose of Sharon. A series of twigs that were planted last year along the fence line and yes I thought they looked pathetic. They are, however, re-sprouting this year and yes, I believe they will one day be big beautiful bushes sporting pretty bluish flowers that the bumble bees adore.

With such as perennials there is one rule of thumb: “The first year they sleep, the second year they creep, the third year they leap.”

We’re in the creeping year here in Delaware. At least for so many of the plantings that I planted to suit my own gardening sensibilities as opposed to the guy here before me.

Below some pics of this early May 2005 garden.

I believe someday everything will grow and be lush.

A gardener’s gotta believe.

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A Compliment…

…is always nice. The writer responds to my story:The Syndrome

That was good si-fi.
Phill

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The Apprentice

you have made some excellent points especially about she should have kept her mouth shut..But I disagree with you about Tana going to bed and Kendra making it an all nighter,,I think a mature person goes to bed on time and gets up fresh with a clear mind..if you have to work all night than you wasted the daytime hours ,,what would have happened if Kendra did not figure it all out that night ,she would not have been worth crap the next day..Kendra wasted the daylight hours winning and arguing with her team like she always does..

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I do think both Tana and Kendra deserve to be here although Tana did dissapoint me in her lack of taking sides in any of the previous arguments she was near enough to here. I don\'t completely blame Tana for going to bed early although there should have been some kind of plan discussed prior to her and Craig leaving to pick up the pieces the next day, Kendra really kept Tana and Craig out of the fire by coming in with her brochure. Tana also lost credability in my mind by failing to acknowledge Kendra\'s role in the development of the brochure and trying to lead the presentation to the company representatives. I just wish Craig would have been in the boardroom earlier because he\'s been carried by these two ladies for too long and everyone finally saw how weak of a person he was in the interview process.

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Another Compliment …

…I must blush.

GREETINGS FROM SC!!! I JUST STUMBLED ONTO YOUR SITE AND HAVE HAD A GRAND TIME. I LOVED IT. YOUR GRANDBABY IS ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE.

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Blog Comment Worth a Smile

PERSISTENT DEMOCRATIC STATE

"Will the last Democrat with an idea please stand up? It doesn't even have to be a good one. Just pick an idea: a chicken in every pot, an intern under every desk, whatever. But please, Democrats, do something soon to indicate some minimal brain activity before a Florida judge shows up and pulls your feeding tube."

- Columnist Michael Graham
Posted by Anonymous to The Kaitlyn Mae Book Blog at 5/6/2005 03:23:57 PM

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About Terri Schiavo
You made some interesting points but you have severely misrepresented some facts here. One of which is that Terri's husband Michael was not the "nurse that could have been giving her CPR while waiting for the ambulance". He did not become an RN until after her heart attack. He did it in part, he says, to learn how to do her care properly. And even though I am not disagreeing with you on your main ideas, until you properly research your facts people will find inconsistancies that will cause doubt about everything you say. If you choose to report fact you should learn to do it accurately and without non-truths and biases.

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May 16, 2005

Week Just Passed-Hobbs, an XYY Guy?;Pic of Week-Seniors Only; TV-Idol Update, Those TV News Anchormen.

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Predicting the Defense for the Murderer of Two Innocents

Sure, it’s out there. But if my prediction comes true I will be hailed as the genius I truly am.

Although, hey, it’s unlikely.

But I remember a long, long time ago, when I was in high school and Lincoln has not yet been elected, studying about an unusual chromosomal combination. It was called, at least back then, the “XYY” combination.

The normal male chromosome combination is “XY” with the female’s an “XX” combination. There were instances, as I recall from my Biology class of yore, of certain males that had the unusual “XYY” combination.

This chromosomal abnormality caused the men so “blessed” to be extremely aggressive, prone to violence, sexually promiscuous and apt to die young of a heart attack.

These fellows don’t eat quiche is what I’m saying here.

If ever a male human “looked” as if just such a fellow with that chromosomal combination, not to mention his behavior, it would be Jerry Hobbs.

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Who repeatedly stabbed his own daughter and her friend, Laura Hobbs, and her friend Krystal Tobias, respectively. The young girls, age 8 and 9, were stabbed many times, in the neck, even in their eyes.

This soft-spoken man also has an extensive arrest record including one attack with a chain saw.

This detail about the XYY gene combination has been, through the years, buried by the liberals who don’t want to admit that such a thing exists. To admit such a thing would be admitting that men and women are different due to their very biology.

In fact there is a plethora of information on the Internet on this syndrome,
including this one for reference.

People tread lightly around this biological oddity but even the liberal Denmark fellow who wrote the above treatise on the XYY phenomena admits that XYY males tend to later labor at low paying, repetitive jobs. He states that XYY males raised in a loving, stable environment will grow into productive, peaceful adults.

It’s a spin job. There’s a higher percentage of XYY males in prison percentage wise than in the general population. Also, interestingly, the military tends to attract these types.

So okay, it’s a wild hunch. If nothing else allow yon readers to know such a thing exists. But to mine own wise eyes this Jerry Hobbs fits the profile of an XYY male totally. And I’m betting his chainsaw-wielding self didn’t have a “loving, stable environment” during his childhood.

Should this Hobbs fellow be diagnosed as an XYY male than look for that to be his defense. Which should make his trial interesting.
From the Chicago Tribune--

Father denied bond in 'slaughter of two little girls'

By Susan Kuczka and Lisa Black
Tribune staff reporters
Published May 11, 2005, 12:46 PM CDT


Bond was denied today for a 34-year-old Zion man who allegedly
admitted he punched his daughter because she refused to come home with
him, punched her friend who came to her aid then repeatedly stabbed
the children, killing them.


"This was a slaughter of two little girls," Lake County Assistant
State's Atty. Jeffrey Pavletic said.

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Bolton Gets Nod for Up and Down Vote in Senate

Not that mine own fine Senator, Mr. Hairplugs Biden, didn’t act like a total jerk during the committee hearings. Helped along by George Voinovich of Ohio, who is a Republican and irked, so I hear but cannot verify, that the administration is seriously thinking of closing down some military bases in his state. Ole George had to backtrack on his prior waffling which makes me think he got his head bashed in by his fellow pubbies. Still, to save his pride I suppose, Voinovich got in a few snipes at Bolton before agreeing to allow his nomination as ambassador to the UN go for an up or down vote in the Senate.

We shall see what lengths the Dems go to that would avert Bolton’s nomination in the Senate. For they do not want Bolton going into the UN and finding the depth of depravity and scandal in that body.

Certain politicians named Clinton definitely do not want Bolton trying to find out what he knew and when he knew it. After all, Kofi’s lawyer is Greg Craig, the same lawyer who represented Clinton during the Monica debacle. Also Lanny Davis. Why are all these Clinton attorneys surrounding the UN so protectively?

Never has a UN ambassador nominee been so vilified as Bolton which means, hey, somebody, somewhere, is scared of a man who brooks no nonsense.

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Bolton post 1

Bolton post 2

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Political Cartoon of the Week

Yeah, it’s kind of mean. But some wise person across the mighty Internet compiled the montage below of the liberal women we all know. For contrast, we have some pics of conservative women.

It’s a bit of spin but it does make me smile.

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American Idol Update

The contestants in this year of Lord 2005 for the final four competitors were challenged to sing two very different song genres on 5/10/05 in this American Idol competition. One challenge was to sing the songs of Philadelphia as composed by the Gamble and Huff songwriting team. The second challenge was to belt out a country and western tune.

My first impression during the competition this past week was how nicely attired all of the contestants were. Which makes me think at this stage in the contest some serious money is being spent on the singers' wardrobes.

Carrie Underwood sported nice jeans and an appropriately country top during her country and western song. For her "Philadelphia sound" performance, she wore a properly fitting pair of striped pants with a lovely top. I never realized how chesty Carrie is. A point that could never hurt.

It occurs to me that Carrie Underwood looks a little like Jonbenet Ramsey had that murdered innocent lived to achieve Carrie's age.


Bo Bice looked great in a three piece black suit but I am puzzled about those sandals. Definitely out of place with his more formal attire. In fact, after his performance in the Gamble and Huff challenge, Simon remarked "terrible image, fantastic performance". Whatever that meant.

A couple of notes regarding Bice-his mother has to be the youngest looking mother of a fellow Bo's age I've ever seen. And the woman is positively gorgeous.

Also I was quite surprised when Bo sang "Money, Money", otherwise known as The Apprentice theme song. I would have thought the contest gurus might have disallowed this due to the NBC competition.


Vonzell Solomon sang a song almost incongruent with her voice and entertainment persona. At least as I see it.

Vonzell, as always, wore a beautiful and colorful dress for her country/western performance. She sang the Rimes tune "How Do I Live Without You". Which would be the last song in the universe I'd think of Vonzell singing.

This is not to say she did a bad job. Indeed it is those songs incompatible with the contestant's evident singing genre that require the most talent. Randy remarked that this was the most difficult song sung that evening.

Unless I'm mistaken, Vonzell seemed especially emotional that evening. She even mentioned having had a very bad day. It was never made clear what was bothering her so.
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When it came time to belt out a Gamble and Huff tune Vonzell was in her element. Sure she sounded great. But her dynamite outfit featuring a gold top with gold shoes, added an element of star quality unequaled by many professional performers.


Anthony Fedorov did his sitting down schtick again. He does like to sit down as he begins his song, then jump up for the completion. It's a bit of singing drama and suits his style.

His parents are foreign born, judging by their accent. I couldn't help but nurture an idealistic notion that it would be nice for their son to win as an American Idol. Sort of the American Dream come true a generation removed.

Anthony sure looks American. His boots for the country western song were a nice touch.

Alas, Anthony was sent home by the American audience. Still, he's a handsome fellow with adorable blue eyes and a very nice voice. If he plays his cards right he'll go places.

I had to chuckle when Simon remarked that Anthony needed a little bit of soul with his Philadelphia sound performance. Damn. Anthony has to be the whitest person in the country!

My picks at this time:
3-Vonzell Solomon
2-Bo Bice
1-Carrie Underwood


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9/16/2004

The Political Talk Show Moderators

Okay, Kaitlyn, more grandmother notes about the pundits who would shape and opinionate our world. Though they sit on their mighty perches at the head of the network and cable conference tables, they are no smarter than Grandmother sitting right here, writing this missive to sweet granddaughter whilst clad in pajamas. Okay, not pajamas but I did sleep in my attire last night so it should count.

Thus comes the time for Grandmother to immortalize the current crop of televised political pundits in this year of our Lord, Kaitlyn. Should some still be around during your time sweet granddaughter, well then you will know what Grandmother thinks of them.

For the hell of it, Grandmother will list them in the order of how good she thinks they are. Beginning with:

Brit Hume-host of Fox News at 6pm my time. Perhaps Grandmother so adores Brit because he is: handsome, articulate, fair and balanced. Grandmother would marry Brit Hume should he ask her. Hume has the ability to smile and pat the liberals at his round table who would spout silly talking points, accurately point out the fallacy of their lies, introduce the funny late show political jokes that we may smile along with him and oh, did Grandmother say he was handsome?

Second Best: Tim Russert. Russert is, and has been, host of the vaunted Meet the Press for many years. Plenty of conservative types do not like Russert, Kaitlyn, and perhaps rightfully so. He does carry that soiled badge of having worked so long for the lame stream media and the disbelief associated with that of late.

By Grandmother, Russert does about a fair a job as he can considering the restraints of his medium and the diversity of his audience. He does not broadcast across the more conservative Fox air waves thus must at least appear to be on everybody's side. Were Russert a Fox commentator Grandmother would hate him. But as a single representative of the main stream media (NBC) Grandmother considers his longevity, likeability and almost fair presentation of the issues, and ranks Russert as a solid professional likely to still be hosting when Kaitlyn decides to tune in.

Next: John Gibson. Gibson is host of the Fox 5 o'clock news segment and if nothing else, Kaitlyn, one has to love the man's hair. Beyond that, Gibson gets too little ballyhoo on that conservative network though he does a great job. He ends each show with a segment called "My Word" and most time Grandmother agrees with his word.

Grandmother would marry John Gibson should he ask her.

Next: Wolf Blitzer. Blitzer is host on the formerly vaunted CNN cable network, particularly his Sunday talk show titled "Late Edition with Wolf Blitzer". Grandmother always watches this show and she must grudgingly grant Mr. Blitzer a fairly interesting show with penetrating commentary.

Grandmother will always remember Blitzer when he was the on-site CNN representative during the first Gulf War. At that time, the early nineties, CNN was the only cable news network in town.

CNN is notorious for its liberal bent and alas, some of it carries over to Wolf. Grandmother thinks he really does try to be fair and balanced considering his home base. He usually has pretty good guest as well.

Grandmother would marry Wolf Blitzer should he ask her.

Next: Greta Van Sustern. Greta hosts the Fox show "The Greta Van Sustern show".

Okay, Kaitlyn, allow Grandmother to say right now that many of the blogosphere consider Greta to be fluff and obsessed with the current true crime of national interest: the Scott Peterson case.
Which she is, Kaitlyn. But Grandmother has an unusual, perhaps unhealthy, interest in true crime. Thus the endless shows with Scott Peterson segments do not offend Grandmother.

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I think Greta does possibly the best job of controlling her guests in terms of insuring one does not monopolize or one does not get heard at all. Every political talk show host could learn something from Greta. She always does a great job of interjecting pertinent questions and she has that uniquely feminine ability to shut up the motormouths without offending them.

Now on to the worst of the current political talk show hosts in this day of our Lord. We shall go from the best of the worst down to the very worst of the worst.

Sean Hannity: It pains Grandmother to put Hannity into this category, Kaitlyn Mae, but I cannot abide by Sean's constant badgering of guests with a single talking point shouted over and over until my ears are shredded.

Hannity is, Kaitlyn, a fine young man and I do not doubt his sincerity, ever, not even for a moment. And I suppose Sean thinks his brutal badgering of guests reflects upon him as a no-nonsense sort of pundit. Uh-uh, Kaitlyn. Too often Grandmother has to flick the channel so bad does he grate on her nerves.

The best thing I can say about Sean Hannity, co-host of the Fox show "Hannity and Colmes", is that Sean is waaaaay better than Colmes.

Bill O'Reilly. O'Reilly is the host of a self-named Fox Network show.

The reality of O'Reilly, Kaitlyn, is that he would not be half bad as host of a political punditry show in terms of format, control and presentation of guests.

Grandmother's beef with O'Reilly is his opportunistic nature that reminds her of the lame stream media. For Bill will, given a chance to display his own grand imperiousness, wipe aside entire segments of the population with brisk dismissal. An example would be one evening when he declared the entire Blogosphere to be too noisy and not worth our time. Implicating, Katlyn, that only he, mighty Bill O'Reilly, is worth the attention.

Another thing that really annoys me about Bill O'Reilly is his constant fawning over his liberal guests. It's almost as if O'Reilly wants the likes of Rosie O'Donnell, Michael Moore, yada, yada, to really, really like him. He will come on as this friendly sort of pundit, not at all like those other meanies on Fox who would put these folks through the wringer.

Grandmother considers O'Reilly as not to be trusted. He's sell his soul in a minute to improve his own ratings. O'Reilly is a sprite with no conviction and I will always change the channel just as soon as his show is introduced.

Okay, these two are tied. George Stephanapolous and Paula Zahn. Stephie hosts a Sunday talk show on the lame stream media network. What's most notable about Stephie is his former life as an avowed apologist for Clinton.

Stephie tries, I really think he tries, to be a fair and impartial host. Grandmother's prejudice is so clouded by the man's former shenanigans in shutting up Clinton's "bimbo brigade" that he has forever lost my trust and holds no credibility for Grandmother.

Paula Zahn hosts a nightly show on CNN. All I can say about this twit is that she is pretty without a brain. Totally undeserving of her own show and not worth even the most casual tune in.

Finally....the WORST!

Chris Matthews. Chris Matthews hosts a pundit show on cable's MSNBC called "Hardball".

By Grandmother, Kaitlyn, Matthews is a former funky peacecorpnick and his silly liberal bias is so ostentatiously on display as to make him a joke.

What's the pity, Matthews really could be a top rate pundit in that he was once part of the inside the beltway scene and the guy does really know his politics.

He makes too many bargains with the devil, such as selling his soul for liberal causes. Once, during this election season, Matthews had John Kerry on the show and it was such a love fest they should have re-named the show "Softball". Chris also has some kind of inside deal with Ron Reagan, former President Reagan's liberal son. The very gay son of the greatest president of our time has an inside line to the Kerry campaign which is why I think Chris held that softball interview with John Kerry.

Another thing that is so very annoying about Chris Matthews is his red hot intent to try and make major issues about things that HE cares about but the public ignores. Yes, Grandmother has some examples.

Stem Cell research-Ron Reagan's pet cause. Chris held a few shows criticizing the First Lady Laura Bush over her comments that stem cell research might not be all the pundits want it to be. Chris spent two or three shows over Laura Bush's remarks, loudly proclaiming that she would have hell to pay over her comments.

Kaitlyn, nothing ever came of it all but no thanks to Chris Matthews' efforts in pushing his own agenda.

Matthews' did everything in his power to discredit the Swift Boat Veterans and their counter-claims against John Kerry's own brand of Vietnam fiction. He was brutal, stupid, and even banned the sweet Michelle Malkin from his show for no reason save his anger that these Viet Vets would ruin his good thing with the Kerry campaign.

Finally, and this is funny, while all the world is raging over CBS and the Blogosphere, who does Hardball have on the show in the middle of it all?

All the members of the 9/11 Commission!

That is so passé, Kaitlyn. No one cares any longer about those vicious partisans and their waste of taxpayer money re-inventing the wheel. For TWO DAYS Chris entertained these dopes, failing to even make a mention of the CBS brouhaha.

Then Matthews does love the 9/11 commission and the members due to his own agenda. Which would be the elevation of Chris Matthews to Tim Russert status via his enlightened expose of those things precious to the liberals.

He's a loser with losing ratings.


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May 13, 2005

Gossip-Maher, Corey Clark, Clueless Criminal; Pic of Week-Things Don't Work Out; Delaware-Six Months Off WITH Pay

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Somebody Needs to Tell Corey Clark…

…that his claims that American Idol hasn’t helped him in his career don’t ring true. Where would this man be if not for his stint on American Idol? Not to mention his affair with Paula Abdul if his other claims are true. Not to mention, I must add, he can’t sing worth a lick.

From Yahoo.com

Corey Clark, the 2003 contestant who said Abdul coached him on song selection, helped buy him clothes to wear on television and eventually initiated a sexual relationship, appeared on ABC's "Good Morning America."

"I don't have any interest in helping `American Idol' out whatsoever, because they haven't helped me out whatsoever," Clark told ABC reporter John Quinones. "They made it very hard for me to do what I'm doing, which is my career."

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They Say Possession is 9/10th’s of the law

And it’s from my home town of Baltimore which makes this clueless criminal tale a double hoot.

Seems the fellow stole a car which, imagine this, someone stole from him.

And he reports the theft!

You can’t make it up, folks. Note the snark, snark comment from the officer who wrote up the report.

From Fox News
Gregory Alston, a 20-year-old from Baltimore, called the cops Tuesday morning to say his white Nissan Maxima (search) had been taken, the Baltimore Sun reported.

But Officer Ronaldo Morales, who responded, already knew all about it — two hours earlier, he'd had the car towed after its real owner had spotted it in front of Alston's apartment building.

"Again, this really happened," Detective Gregory Jenkins signed off on his incident report

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Asked and Guessed. Blind Item Fun

ASKED

WHICH former pop heart-throb shocked his few remaining fans with a
high-maintenance strop on a recent UK visit? The singer, who's been around the block but is desperate for a second chance at fame, bitched about how ugly his audience were, refused to sign fans' autographs and got so drunk he threw up under a table at a gig.


GUESSED

Jordan Knight, "been around the block", New Kid On The Block, was kinda bitchy on The Surreal Life.

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It Seemed Only Fair
…Since I posted once about this palimony suit to now post about the suit’s dismissal.

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What puzzles me is the insinuation that the lawsuit was thrown out because Maher is a confirmed bachelor. Is such a confirmation enough to throw out a palimony lawsuit?

Then I must ask why is Bill Maher a confirmed bachelor? Seems odd. Not unknown, but an odd thing to assert when one can not possibly know the future.

From IMDB.com
A $9 million palimony lawsuit filed against US comedian Bill Maher has been dismissed. Maher's ex-girlfriend Nancy 'Coco' Johnsen, a former model and flight attendant, claimed the comic reneged on a promise to marry her and support her for life. But a Superior Court judge in Los Angeles has thrown
out the suit, which alleged Maher had assaulted her. Maher filed a request
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Biden a Hypocrite?

I must gasp in disbelief.

Yet the sycophant Biden complains about Bolton but was caught being particularly nasty to an Aide.

From the Washington Times

Sen. Joseph Biden, one of Mr. Bolton's harshest critics these days, routinely bullies, browbeats and interrupts committee witnesses and has long been known to be rough on his staff. A favorite Biden anecdote is from the Senate confirmation hearings for Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, where the senator, apparently thinking a microphone was off, could be heard by millions on national television snarling at an aide: "Go on, make yourself useful."


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That “Delaware Sales Tax”

Well it’s not really a sales tax. It’s a “gross receipts” tax. Which causes the seller to pay a state retail tax on what he sells rather than the buyer. Which does, I suppose, bring in revenue from other states by those looking to avoid their own state’s sales tax.

Except, well no one wants to come to Delaware to gamble or shop because Nanny Minner won’t allow smoking. The vaunted casinos are dying here.

From a Delaware GOP email:
"While Delaware has no sales tax, it does have a hidden tax - the gross receipts tax," Mr. Wolfe said in a speech to legislators and other state officials.

Republican lawmakers have made cutting the tax a priority the past two years, but Democrats have resisted because they say state finances are not strong enough to support a tax cut over the long term.


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Chaffinch Resigns!

With all the obfuscation by Nanny Minner and that gang in Wilmington it certainly is odd that with all their defense of this man he suddenly up and resigns. Must be nice to quit your job after a nice vacation of six months WITH pay.

Below is a quote from a Delaware GOP email. The comment by David Mitchell was made before Chaffinch resigned.

Wonder if he likes salt with his crow?

Department Secretary David Mitchell says he cannot go against his council's advice and release the charges against Colonel Aaron Chaffinch.

But Mitchell did say the facts will come out one day. When they do, Mitchell says, he'll continue to stand by his decision to suspend Chaffinch for nearly six months with pay, for acting improperly towards a female co-worker.


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Nanny Can’t Let Go of Managing Delaware’s New Veterans’ home

Even though all across the land Veterans’ Homes are managed by the Veterans Affairs Commission, Nanny insists that Delaware’s Veterans’ Home be managed “jointly” (as if that will ever work) by the Veterans’ Affairs Commission and Delaware’s Division of Health and Social Services.

Nanny wants to keep her government employee campaign contributors happy.

From Delaware GOP

The Veterans Affairs Commission says it doesn't want the Division of Health and Social Services to have "oversight control" of the state's veterans's home.

The home isn't even built yet, but Veteran's Commission Chairman Jim Thompson says he wants the commission to have administrative oversight.

May 12, 2005

Quotables-The Coultergeist, Jefferson, Thoreau; Know Your Paycheck-No You Don't; Fishgiggles-Puns

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"The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it to be always kept alive."

- Thomas Jefferson

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The question is not what you look at, but what you see!
Henry David Thoreau

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COULTERGEIST

"Democrats are in an incomprehensible rage over the filibuster. Republicans have got to learn to stop getting into technicalities with the Democrats. They win in the dark; we win in the light. And it doesn't get much darker than a discussion of the Senate filibuster. It's no excuse that the Democrats are lying. They do that all the time. Republicans have got to learn to let it go."

- Columnist Ann Coulter


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The Quote This Week That Says It All

Thanks to Chuck Muth of Muth’s Truths
FAMOUS LAST WORDS

"Once created, federal programs are nearly impossible to eliminate."

- Rep. Ron Paul (R-Texas)


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Knowing Your Paycheck-Getting to “Net Pay”

Yon readers should refer to the first chapter about knowing your paycheck

Okay so nobody read it but I’m going to keep writing about it. Who knows, maybe someday they’ll teach understanding your paycheck in school instead of, say, “Sexual Exploration in the New Millennium”. Because I’ve spent thirty years explaining to people their paychecks now finally I’m going to sit down and explain it, once and for all. Folks who don’t understand their paycheck to include mighty CEO’s, attorneys, doctors, even bankers give me a break.

So in the first installment of my lesson nobody reads though it’s the best on the subject anyone will ever get for free, I went through a simple exercise in gross pay, adjusted gross pay to how federal tax withholdings are calculated.

Still we have not gotten to the net pay, that bottom line number that hits the checking account.

Because after the federal tax withholding is deducted from the adjusted gross pay, next come state withholding tax, then local tax if applicable. After that we’re at the net.

Now don’t shake your head. Taxes are the first things deducted from your paycheck. After the government takes about 30% of your paycheck, that is your after tax income.

Sure you have things like uniform deductions, 401-K, health insurance. These things are deducted from your after tax income. Indeed if you had no deductions at all from your paycheck beyond taxes the after tax income would also be your net pay.

Remember here that while such as 401-K and health insurance deductions are deducted from your gross pay for purposes of calculating your tax withholding, the actual amount still has to be deducted from your after tax paycheck.

Voluntary deductions are, well, voluntary. Taxes are not voluntary.

After taxes and voluntary deductions are deducted from your gross pay, ah, we finally have the net.

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No wait.

There’s something called a garnishment being withheld. ‘I didn’t volunteer to be garnished’ one might say.

You see paychecks are such an important document that the government certainly, but also creditors know it is the best way to get money due. That is BEFORE the recipient gets his or her hands on it.

How paycheck garnishments are handled varies from state to state and I suspect there’s as many specificities to paycheck garnishments as there are states in the union. At least. If not more.

What is universal across the country is that no paycheck can be garnished by a creditor without a court order. Which means the garnishor had to go through a court of law and show proof of liability instead of, say, dating the payroll chick and mentioning Ralph in Receiving owes you twenty bucks. Which also means that anyone whose paycheck is garnished and claims to be unaware of why or how much, is lying. Summons’ are served. There’s usually plenty of notice. If one chooses to ignore a court order believe now that the payroll department will not ignore it. A company must honor a court order to garnish a paycheck or that company will have to pay the garnished amount from corporate funds.

It’s the same with child support and any tax garnishment. People know about these things but figure what? That they’ll never catch me?

They go right after that most valuable and informative document in your life.

You know, the one you don’t understand?


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Puns

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you,
but don't start anything."

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve
food in here".

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A
beer please, and one for the road."

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this
taste funny to you?"

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An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to
look at either.

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find
any.

I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are
too high."

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you
can't - I cut off your arms!"

Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

May 11, 2005

Cooking Sunday-Mushrooms Only a Dog Would Like; Book Review-2 Books on Jonbenet Ramsey; TV-The Apprentice

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It's a Cooking Sunday

And here's a Cooking Joke to set the mood.
BLONDE COOKBOOK


MONDAY:
It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said
beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some
extra bowls.

TUESDAY:
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without
dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend
home for supper.

WEDNESDAY:
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the
rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it
improved the rice.

THURSDAY:
Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare
ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom
asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a
bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this Recipe.
When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY:
Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to
dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason, Tom keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY:
Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was
hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the
oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much
to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom in to buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.

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Cooking Sunday in May 1005

Some of the menu items to be prepped on this cooking Sunday included:

strawberry pie
strawberry cake
marinated mushrooms
quiche

Also prepped that day was, of course, the mandatory home made iced tea, the dogs' food of noodles and canned food, a roast beef and prep for the weekly "breakfast/dinner". The items above have recipes included in this post.

With comments on the taste of the finished product, the stupid changes the cook made to the original recipe and below, pictures of the results.

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MORNING CRUSTLESS QUICHE

INGREDIENTS:
5 eggs
1 cup half and half
1 cup grated Colby & Monterey cheese
1/4 cup chopped onion
1/4 cup chopped red pepper
1 Tlbs. corn meal

DIRECTIONS:
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Mix all ingredients except corm meal in medium bowl. Coat a greased pie pan with corn meal. Pour in egg mixture and bake for 45 minutes or until
top of quiche is golden brown.

Yield: 4 Servings

This little recipe turned out nice and re-heated well in the microwave. I didn't have red pepper so I used green pepper. It tasted good but I would have preferred the eggs a little "wetter" than the result. Next time I am going to shorten that cooking time by ten minutes.
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Marinated Mushrooms

1 pound small fresh mushrooms
1 small onion, thinly sliced
1/3 cup white wine vinegar
1/3 cup vegetable oil
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon ground mustard

In a large saucepan, combine all ingredients. Bring to a boil over medium-high heat. Cook, uncovered, for 6 minutes, stirring once. Cool to room temperature. Transfer to a bowl; cover and refrigerate overnight.

I had no white wine vinegar. Indeed I've never heard of white WINE vinegar. So I used rice vinegar which, oddly, I had. I didn't like the taste of this dish at all although it was a vaunted dish featured by a guy cook in a recent Taste of Home mag. Though hey, it could have been that rice vinegar thing. My problem with the dish is that the ingredients were too bland. Said ingredients being nothing more than, essentially, mushrooms and onion. I suppose it could be doctored but I'll not bother.

Oddly, the dogs quite enjoyed this dish, at first questioning this mushroom thing. The larger dog generally eats first and asks questions later. Thus the mushrooms and onions were consumed before she had even a hint of what she was swallowing. The second time she had some mushrooms in the bowl she stopped for a fraction of a second, pondered these mushroom things again, then swallowed them down.

The dachshund, a bit more discerning in his taste, circled around the fine pile of mushrooms and onions as if they were the enemy. He sniffed, walked away, came back and sniffed again. He was just about to walk away completely from the mushroom things when the larger dog started making advances towards his bowl. The dachshund then scarfed all the mushrooms down in one quick gulp as he would eat cat poop, and often does, before he will allow the larger dog any chance at his leftovers. Even if he disdains the offering.


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Fresh Strawberry Pie

Prepared single pie crust
1 package (8 ounces) cream cheese, softened
2 tablespoons sugar
1 to 1-1/2 quarts fresh strawberries, sliced

GLAZE:
½ cup sugar
1 tablespoon cornstarch
dash salt
1-3/4 cups water
1 package (3 ounces) strawberry gelatin

In a small mixing bowl, beat the cream cheese, sugar and remaining milk until smooth. Spread over the bottom of crust; arrange strawberries over the top.

In a saucepan, combine the sugar, cornstarch, salt and water until smooth. Bring to a boil; cook and stir for 2 minutes or until thickened. Removed from heat; stir in gelatin until dissolved. Chill until partially set. Pour over berries. Refrigerate until set.

This is a favorite pie of my husband. Who has one of the biggest pie holes this side of the Mississippi. The only problem I have with this recipe is the pie crust tends to get gooey after a few days. An entire pie lasts a week around here. With ingredients of cream cheese and that very wet filling the gooey crust is inevitable. Though I'm tempted to do a two crust bottom next time in keeping with thinking outside the box. I might invent an entirely new thing here.
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Layered Strawberry Cake
1 cup half & half
1/4 cup butter or margarine
1 1/2 cups granulated sugar
1 tsp vanilla
4 eggs
1 3/4 cups flour
3 tsp baking powder
dash salt
2-8 oz pkgs cream cheese, room temperature 1/2 cup powdered sugar
1 pint whipping cream
red food coloring (if desired)
1 pint of fresh strawberries, cleaned and sliced

Heat half & half in a saucepan until boiling, add butter and set aside.In a bowl blend sugar, vanilla and eggs, beat at high speed until mixture is very light and fluffy. In another bowl, mix flour, baking powder and salt, add egg mixture, then add half & half mixture, mixing
well after each addition. Pour batter into a well greased and floured springform pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 55 to 60 mins, or until toothpick inserted into center of cake comes out clean. Cool slightly and remove from pan. Let cool completely then cut cake into three even layers. Brush away any loose crumbs. Whip the cream cheese until very smooth, beat in the powdered sugar and whipping cream, until mixture is creamy and fluffy. You may add a few drops of food coloring if desired to tint frosting. Spread frosting between each layer, place sliced
strawberries on each layer. Then spread remaining frosting on top and sides of assembled cake. Garnish with strawberries on top and on sides.

I went and messed with this recipe so much I almost ruined it. Though it does make a very nice cake without fuss of a special purchase for cake flour and such. The topping is especially tasty and I'd use it for other cakes, without the strawberries of course.

I baked the cake in an 11X9 inch pan. This change evidently reduced the cooking time required as the cake came out a bit too dry. Beyond a slight reduction in the baking time this does translate into an easier to handle cake if a flat cake is desired.

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Ending With a Little Kitchen Wisdom

Thanks to the Busyrecipes Yahoo newsgroup:

LONGER LIFE FOR YOUR KNIVES

SHARPENING & HANDLING

A dull knife can be more dangerous than a sharp one.It requires more pressure to make it cut, which in turn increases the chances of slipping. So sharpen your knives frequently. There
is no such thing as a knife that stays permanently sharp.

Use a steel, a rod used for sharpening, every time you cook. Steels- -and other maintenance tools such as ceramic rods and whetstones-- will realign and smooth the knife's edge. This is
what's known as honing. To sharpen a knife, hold the steel and the knife a comfortable distance away from you, then applying pressure, draw the full length of the blade across the steel
at a 20-degree angle, alternating sides four or five times.

You may also may want to get your knives professionally ground at least once a year, assuming you use them daily. Try your local hardware store. The electric home machines dedicated solely to sharpening do a good job if you closely follow the instructions; avoid combination knife sharpeners and can openers, which can damage a blade.

No fine knives should be put in a dishwasher; the banging around can nick the knife's edge. High heat can also change the temper of the blade and harm the wooden handles. Good
knives should be kept in a knife rack, in a protective partitioned drawer, or on a magnetic bar.

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Two Jonbenet Book Reviews

It was never my intention to become an expert on the Jonbenet Ramsey case, but given my complete and total absorption in the two books most recently read following the colon, I must say I'm pretty much up to snuff on all the players, suspects and victim: "Jonbenet" by Detective Steve Thomas; "Perfect Murder, Perfect Town" by Lawrence Schiller.

Let there be no mistake that Steve Thomas has a grudge he's working on. He believes with the passion of a police officer that Patsy Ramsey killed Jonbenet, and he also believes the Boulder's DA office totally screwed up. Anyone watching even a news snippet during the Jonbenet brouhaha probably knew this. It wasn't any big secret that the Boulder DA in the form of Alex Hunter was working closely with the Ramsey lawyers, one time even arranging an interview in an assistant DA's home. Has anyone ever heard of such a thing? Police don't normally cotton to this kind of stuff and this average citizen can understand why.

The Thomas book was very subjective to state the obvious. He liked Detective Commander Eller and disliked his replacement, Beckner. He thought Detective Arndt, the first detective to arrive at the crime scene that December 26, 1996 totally mishandled everything, the consequences of which botched the case forever. Surprisingly, Thomas was especially kind to Lou Smit, an investigator hired by the DA's office and proponent of the theory that an intruder to the Ramsey house murdered Jonbenet.

There were a few heretofore unknown scoops (at least by me) in the Jonbenet murder investigation revealed in Thomas book. I had no idea the Boulder police went out and hired their own lawyers to advise them on the investigation. Then again, the DA's office hired their own investigators and neither scenario makes much sense to me. I also had no idea that Alex Hunter had been so cozy with Globe tabloid reporter Jeff Shapiro.

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Schiller mentioned this Shapiro fellow in his book quite a bit and as an aside, what a character this guy has to be. Sort of a tabloid Colombo as I like to think of him, he managed to get himself all cozy with both the DA and the police in this case, so much so that Hunter regularly phoned the fellow direct to his cell phone and the Boulder cops even taped a confession by Shapiro that he was in cahoots with the DA's office. Shapiro managed to weasel in all cozy like with some other of the Ramsey witnesses, bumbling along, even joining the Ramsey church at one point, professing to a desire to convert to Christianity. What a hoot! I wonder how all these folks feel now that their rather weird association with a Globe tabloid reporter is known to the world.


The Schiller book was more objective than the Thomas tome. I admired the way the author avoided editorial intrusions while at the same time I was infuriated. I wanted someone to tell me who killed Jonbenet and all Schiller did was delineate the events for the reader to conclude. Schiller effectively used quotes from some odd yet telling sources: friends of Jonbenet, suspects interviewed by the police and Jonbenet's teachers. Schiller wanted to align the politeness of the town with the manner in which the investigation was handled. The effective use of the quotes created the over-view of Boulder, Colorado he was trying to achieve.

One scoop before unknown to me and revealed in the Schiller book, was the little tidbit about the white blanket. Seems the thermal white blanket in which Jonbenet's corpse was wrapped was one that had always been ON the bed, under her comforter. Yet in a picture from the crime scene, the bed was made. The Ramsey housekeeper told the police that the blanket shrouding Jonbenet should have been on that bed in the picture, UNDER the comforter. The only time that blanket wasn't on Jonbenet's bed was when it was in the wash after a Jonbenet bed wetting incident.

After reading both books and now having a handle on who is who, following is my synopsis of the players in the investigation:

Boulder DA Alex Hunter-hopelessly undecided on everything, including which underwear to don. The guy needed constant reassurance and during a time when the city was looking to him for a decision, old Alex was quipping it up with Jeff Shapiro, a Globe tabloid reporter. Thinks one of the Ramseys committed the murder.

Steve Thomas-Boulder detective investigating the Jonbenet murder. Dedicated cop. Constantly stewing about the murderer of Jonbenet living free while the child lies cold in her grave. Lot of street sense, a good cop. Believes with all of his heart that Patsy Ramsey murdered Jonbenet.

Tom Koby-Boulder police chief. Eventually fired by the city manager. A 'New Age' cop, despised by his rank and file. Terrible media presence. Thinks the Ramseys did it.

Linda Arndt-Boulder detective first to arrive at the crime scene. Sort of a victim, witness her lawsuit against the Boulder police. The woman called and called for backup for over three hours. It was the day after Christmas and hunting someone down was tough. Then she was trying to manage a house full of people and don't forget, most of the time the detective was there, the crime was believed to have been a kidnapping. To fault her for not handling the crime scene as a murder scene is a bit unfair. Believes John Ramsey murdered his daughter.

Detective Commander Eller- Handled almost everything wrong. Hated the DA's office. Fired a sergeant early in the investigation for leaking to the media when it was the DA's office doing the leaking. Failed to defend Arndt. Was definitely not ready for prime time.


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The Apprentice-Two Left But One is Terrible

I am now surprised at the two contestants left out of the original eighteen. Not because they aren't the best of all the contenders on The Apprentice, year 2005. Yet I wonder are they really the best? Yet again, I can't name any of those eliminated who are better.

Tana is a vaunted Mary Kay Cosmetic salesperson who has been very successful at it. She is the last of the team considered "street smart". Tana is a bit older than her remaining competitor. She is in her mid-thirties.

Kendra is quite young, a mid-twenties contender with a degree in linguistics. She is a successful real estate broker. She is the last of the team considered "book smart".

The show dealt with the last male contender, Craig, in short shrift. A few executives whose opinions The Donald allegedly cherishes all announced that Craig needs to go.

Which he did.

I, for one, am not at all impressed with Tana and never have been.

If I were hiring either Tana or Kendra it would be Kendra hands down.

For while Tana is the older of the two, her actions are very immature. This past episode (5/5/05) Tana did the most childish of all. She called her team "stooges". Which wouldn't be so bad but she said it in front of Caroline. Caroline is one of The Donald's 'right-hand' people whose opinion he also values. She, however, is a Trump employee.

No matter what, no matter the logic, no matter how righteous, never spout an opinion about other people to someone in Caroline’s position as Tana did. Tana had no idea what Caroline thought of her chosen team mates. If Tana was looking to get a break by mentioning early on that she was saddled with stooges it was a stupid move and will be viewed by just what it was: an excuse.

A mature person doesn't engage in such unprofessional behavior. At least not in Tana's position. The Donald, Caroline and George might sit in the Boardroom all day and knock the candidates as stooges. For Tana, who hasn't been hired for goodness sake-she can still be off the show-, such comments do not reflect well on her.

Yes Tana's assessment may be true and fair.

She should have kept her mouth shut.

I am also reminded of the episode when Tana went to bed and left her team leader Kendra, alone to finish the assigned task.

In this past week's episode, her team could not find a parking space. They phoned her up with the dilemma. Okay, I must think, no one thought ahead about that matter of parking in midtown Manhattan much less the team leader. And okay again, those dolts were too dense to at least drop off everyone but the driver should a parking space never appear. But Tana, even though she risked rancor by taking a cell call during her meeting with her event's coordinators, didn't suggest it either! Employees call their leaders for guidance. All Tana did was mock the "stooges" rather than effectively offering a sensible solution.

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Not that Kendra is the perfect choice for The Donald’s next apprentice. But as one member of The Donald's cherished corporate interviewers mentioned, she is young and "mold-able". Kendra does have a tendency to "whine" in that manner of her age group. Maturity will take care of that. I can't imagine Caroline whining like Kendra does.

As the contest winds down, Kendra is to arrange and organize a Sony play station competition. Tana is to do the same for an athletic event intended to demonstrate New York's ability to effectively host the 2008 Olympics. While it might have been insinuated that the finale is this coming Thursday-(5/12/05), the final winner will not be announced until 5/19/05.

May 10, 2005

Miscellany-The National Duck and a Poem from Indiana; Web Site of Week-Another Duck; Comments-Some Very Bizarre

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The National Duck

Seems a mallard got it into her head to build a handy nest on the White House lawn. This reminds me of the time a duck decided to build a nest in my old Merryland home in Critter Cove.

Indeed. Right in the front yard, a yard with a dog always on patrol and right by the sidewalk pathway used by all humans to ingress and egress the house.

We watched that duck every day. When we passed by we’d give her a hearty greeting. Those times when I watered the gardens around her I would spray a squirt and she’d eagerly catch the cool water with open beak.

I got to see the ducklings hatch, an experience I will never forget. The first duckling peeked out from under his mother’s wing, caught a glimpse of the very big me looking at him, and dived right back to the safety of her protective wing. The very next day she took them all down to the water and that was that.

From CBSnews:

After four weeks as Washington's newest tourist attraction, a mother mallard duck and her — count 'em — 11 ducklings were transported in a motorcade Sunday to a new and far more suitable setting in Rock Creek Park.

The whole group took to the water, well, like ducks, although there was a bit of drama along the way.


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An Iraqi Citizen Loses Everything

Came across this article and found myself shaking my head. This fellow, a patriot of Iraq if ever there was one, endures constant threats on his life and lost his only two sons.

Sometimes I think we forget the torment and torture Iraqi citizens have to endure to gain freedom and democracy.

From The Spectator

It's difficult to know whether to take Mithal al-Alusi rise to prominence in post-war Iraq as a sign of hope or a dark omen. On the positive side of the equation, al-Alusi -- founder of the Democratic Party of the Iraqi Nation and a tireless champion of building a secular government in Iraq at peace with Israel -- has found some support in Iraq for his moderate beliefs.

But the dark cloud within that silver lining is black indeed: al-Alusi is so reviled -- even at the highest echelons of the interim Iraqi government -- for rejecting theocracy and advocating peace with Israel, that he and his entire family are on a constant state of high alert. In the past year alone, there have been nine attempts on his life, including one that killed his only two sons.

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An Indiana Poet

Husband sent me this email. He is originally from Indiana but since his adolescence he’s lived in Massachusetts, Merryland and now Delaware. He got tired of living in liberal infested states. Not that Delaware’s much better but Sussex county is cool.

Well how could I not post it since husband played the poet in junior high?

I think it’s kind of a strange poem but hey, it’s cute.

Hi Pat

James Whitcomb Riley was the most revered and best loved poet from Indiana.I once portrayed him in a play in junior high school. Please enjoy his famous poem.


LITTLE ORPHANT ANNIE

by: James Whitcomb Riley (1849-1916)

INSCRIBED WITH ALL FAITH AND AFFECTION
To all the little children: -- The happy ones; and sad ones;
The sober and the silent ones; the boisterous and glad ones;
The good ones -- Yes, the good ones, too; and all the lovely bad ones.
ITTLE Orphant Annie's come to our house to stay,
An' wash the cups an' saucers up, an' brush the crumbs away,
An' shoo the chickens off the porch, an' dust the hearth, an' sweep,
An' make the fire, an' bake the bread, an' earn her board-an'-keep;
An' all us other childern, when the supper-things is done,
We set around the kitchen fire an' has the mostest fun
A-list'nin' to the witch-tales 'at Annie tells about,
An' the Gobble-uns 'at gits you
Ef you
Don't
Watch
Out!
Wunst they wuz a little boy wouldn't say his prayers,--
An' when he went to bed at night, away up-stairs,
His Mammy heerd him holler, an' his Daddy heerd him bawl,
An' when they turn't the kivvers down, he wuzn't there at all!
An' they seeked him in the rafter-room, an' cubby-hole, an' press,
An' seeked him up the chimbly-flue, an' ever'-wheres, I guess;
But all they ever found wuz thist his pants an' roundabout:--
An' the Gobble-uns 'll git you
Ef you
Don't
Watch
Out!

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An' one time a little girl 'ud allus laugh an' grin,
An' make fun of ever' one, an' all her blood-an'-kin;
An' wunst, when they was "company," an' ole folks wuz there,
She mocked 'em an' shocked 'em, an' said she didn't care!
An' thist as she kicked her heels, an' turn't to run an' hide,
They wuz two great big Black Things a-standin' by her side,
An' they snatched her through the ceilin' 'fore she knowed what she's about!
An' the Gobble-uns 'll git you
Ef you
Don't
Watch
Out!
An' little Orphant Annie says, when the blaze is blue,
An' the lamp-wick sputters, an' the wind goes woo-oo!
An' you hear the crickets quit, an' the moon is gray,
An' the lightnin'-bugs in dew is all squenched away,--
You better mind yer parunts, an' yer teachurs fond an' dear,
An' churish them 'at loves you, an' dry the orphant's tear,
An' he'p the pore an' needy ones 'at clusters all about,
Er the Gobble-uns 'll git you
Ef you
Don't
Watch
Out!



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A Cute Game, a Bit Addictive

Requires a sweet timely turn of the wrist and a keen eye. With practice Daffy will land on the bullseye.

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Help Daffy Parachute

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Garden Questions

Ladies and Gems, I AM certified by the National Wildlife Federation as a backyard habitat steward. Which means not much except I have been trained to teach yon readers how to establish a gardening eco-system that will provide for the birds, bugs, bees and butterflies in your own yard. Which is, as I’ve always thought, a great idea. Maybe the Eco-Terrorists will get a life if we all tried to live in harmony with the critters.

So the question below, which came to me by email, is apropos in that butterfly bushes do, well, attract butterflies. Always a good things as I see it.

I like your butterfly bush idea for a whisky barrel. Do you think it would do O.K. in Wisconsin? Any annual ideas to add to the pot as the bush is small?
Thank-you

My response below:
Well as of yet the butterfly bush has not sprouted in my barrel. They do bloom in August so it might be too early for it to be sprouting. Still I am worried as barrels tend to get either too much water or too little. If you garden in whiskey barrels you might be aware of this. Generally it's too little water and even if there's been quite a bit of rain they should be checked to make sure there's enough water.

On the other hand, I find that bulbs do not thrive in whiskey barrels as they tend to rot. Tulips, maybe, but no other bulbs that I've checked. And the tulips never come back the following year. This is a case where a whiskey barrel holds too much water.

So I'm not sure that butterfly bush is going to come back this year. It did very well there last year but I'm concerned. On my other lot I had a butterfly bush and it did fine in my garden. and this butterfly bush was a happy guy last year, which was the first year I planted it.

Now assuming you want to go ahead, another whiskey barrel caveat: Plants freeze easier in them. Thus a butterfly bush that grows well in the main garden in Wisconsin might not be able to handle a whiskey barrel. I don't think so but I try to avoid perrienials in the whiskey barrel planters. Who knows, maybe my own butterfly bush froze too much in that whiskey barrel this past winter and I live in temperate Delaware.

Not trying to dissuade you, please understand, but want to be truthful.

A small butterfly bush doesn't cost all that much so I'd give it a try. If you lose it, well you learn not to do that again. As for annuals for companion plantings in the barrel, I am assuming you will have the butterfly bush and its barrel in a sunny spot. Butterly bushes like sun. So I'd plant sun-loving annuals along side. Salvia, geraniums, petunias and marigolds would be perfect.

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More on Kaitlyn’s Lazy Eye

Got an interesting email re Kaitlyn’s Lazy Eye. Refer to my post
about Kaitlyn’s roaming eyeball problem.

The emailer refers to an interesting web site with a new specialty that could be EXACTLY what Kaitlyn needs.
Hi Pat,

You might want to have a pediatric vision specialist evaluate Kaitlin. And I don't mean a pediatrician or optometrist.

Check out son's doc's website and then check out his Links page; there are undoubtedly resources near you.

This is an emerging specialty, and not as well-known as it should be among pediatricians and eye doctors in general.

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More on Chrysler and the Peeling Paint

It was a tale of woe concerning two Chrysler 300M’s that I drove for only a few years. Garage kept cars they were and both were the same color. And BOTH ended up with unexplained scratches on the hood as if a bunch of cats danced on the thing.

The Mystery of the Peeling Paint.

As it turns out, other Chryslers have had strange problems with strangely peeling paint. My post has links to two web sites about the problem. Below an email I received.
Pat I have a 1992 Chrysler Lebaron that i purchased new in Nov. 1991.In 1998 the paint started to peel off the hood in big spots. I took it back to the dealer in Laurel and they did an "acid test" and decided it was not Chrylers fault and i had to pay 30% of the bill to have it
painted.Which i felt i was lucky but still thought Chrysler should have been responsible for the whole thing. I was working full tme and raising a family but i pursued it as best i could with Chrysler to no avail. Since then my hood and trunk lid have been painted on my own. The paint is still peeling around the windows and door frames It is a white car and i loved the car (still do) I wasnt aware of any class action law suit but i have heard of a lot of paint priblems with the Chryslers.


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Not Sure What This Is

But it came to me by email.

Refer to My Randolph Dial post. Dial being a man who escaped from jail, along with the assistant warden’s wife. Then went missing for ten years until their recent capture. Bobbi Parker, Dial’s “captive” claims she never had a chance to escape during that entire time. I think the following is a newsgroup posting that someone emailed to me. The comments at the end about a Blogger knowing nothing refers to me, I suppose.

At any rate, the information provided is interesting.
Way back in the 2oth Century, before the turn of the millennium, in 1998 to be precise, crime reporter extraordinaire Charles Sasser wrote a book about a convicted murderer who had escaped from a rather "open" minimum security prison set-up in Oklahoma and was on the lam. The book, still in print today in 2005, [check out www.amazon.com or Google the title or names Sasser and Dial to see reviews] was titled "At Large: The Life And Crimes Of Randolph Franklin Dial". It will soon be a TV movie from Sony Entertainment, our sources in Hollywood
tell us!

[Historical note: In August 1994, convicted murderer Randolph Franklin Dial escaped from the Oklahoma State Reformatory in Granite, Oklahoma, ... The FBI was at one time offering a reward of up to US$25,000 for information leading to his arrest.]

NOTE: Dial was re-captured on April 5, 2005! Major national news stories ensued.
[Convict Dial is now being held in a maximum-security penitentiary in McAlester, Oklahoma.]

TV ALERT: SONY TV is on the fast track to making a TV movie of the week about Dial's life, before, during and after. Should be out soon. Based on the book AT LARGE, according to our Tinseltown sources. Sony's on the ball. Don't drop it!

In additon, we heard -- via the prison grapevine -- that Dial has sort of, kind of, more or less, indirectly, intimated to the media (if you read between the lines, that is!) that he and Bobbi were lovers and that she helped him escaped. Yikes! This is just hearsay, but hearsay is not always just idle talk. Might even be true. Stay tuned. Only two people know the truth at this point. Their names are Dial and Parker.

This blogsite knows nothing. Just a blogger out here in the Blogosphere....


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Another Former Student Weighs In

I can't thank you enough for all the help your class was to me.
I hope all is well with you and yours. Please get back to me when ever you have a chance


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And Finally, a Comment from a Democrat

Although the poster didn’t mention his or her political affiliation, I knew it was a Dem by the wealth of information provided, the wise alternate suggestions to solve the problem and how succinctly the problem is summarized.
You are so full of shit it's not even funny. The current administration is a lying piece of shit.

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Posted by Anonymous to The Kaitlyn Mae Book Blog at 5/1/2005 03:16:58 PM

May 09, 2005

True Crime-Precious Doe; Remember Jonbenet Ramsey? Week Passed-the Laura Bush Comedy; TV-American Idol Update

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Lisa Montgomery on Suicide Watch

Lisa Montgomery murdered Bobbie Jo Stinnett then cut her baby out of her womb. It was a horrific crime. Now there is concern that Montgomery might be suicidal.

Story on this Blog Here

From The Associated Press :
KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- The woman charged with strangling an
expectant mother and cutting the baby from her womb was placed on a suicide watch after authorities found a stash of medications in her jail cell, a federal prosecutor says.


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Precious Doe

This past week the identity of a headless child's body was finally discovered. Her story is horrible and as awful a tale of our time as could be made.

From CNN
More than four years after her headless body was found, a child known nationally as "Precious Doe" has been identified, and her mother and stepfather face murder charges in her killing, authorities in Kansas City, Missouri, said Thursday.

Erica Michelle Maria Green was shy of her fourth birthday when she died. Officers were searching for a missing elderly man when they found her body in a wooded area near a church April 28, 2001. Her head, wrapped in a trash bag, was found nearby a few days later.

The story goes on to describe Erica's death caused by a kick to the head by her stepfather. The child was then left to die on the living room floor over a period said to be a couple of days. The couple then threw the child by the side of the road but not before cutting off her head to avoid corpse identification.

This will NOT be a death penalty case though it should be.

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Jessica Lunsford Act Passed in Florida

Now we'll see if it works.

For pretty Jessica perhaps didn't die in vain. Sex offenders of children under 12 must now wear an ankle bracelet and be constantly monitored by GPS in the state of Florida.
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An Odd Note re the Runaway Bride

Whose fifteen minutes are almost up. But I can't quite get a handle on the woman's weird action and statements when she finally phoned in from New Mexico. For she not only claimed she was raped, a factoid not mentioned by all the media or any guests on Hannity and Colmes who adore this case to total distraction. She also submitted for a rape exam although one was not requested by the authorities.

Isn't this odd?

First, she knew the rape story was a lie. Second, still she agrees to a rape exam?

Also last week there's been a little flap over Wilbanks' assertion that she and fiancé John Mason have both been celibate during their relationship. This fact, so the friends say, had the bride so upset that she ran away?

Most women would dream for a guy like that. Even so, the bride would be given sexual relief in a few days or so we must assume what with the wedding night and everything.

There's either a whole lot more to this story or there's absolutely nothing to it.

From KRQE
It turns out Wilbanks, whose disappearance was the focus of national
scrutiny, not only told APD she was kidnapped, but also claimed she was sexually assaulted.

Wilbanks later recanted both claims, but KRQE news 13 has learned Wilbanks took the lie so far that she consented to a sexual assault examination.



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Remember Jonbenet Ramsey?

Later this week there will be a book review on two books about the Jonbenet Ramsey case. Jonbenet was the little girl found wrapped in a blanket and very dead in her parents' basement. Since her murder no one's been arrested for the crime or has there been any other little girls murdered and left for dead in their own home by strangers.

This is because Patsy Ramsey murdered her child and most of the world knows it. In researching the book review I came across this missive on MY theory about what happened to Jonbenet Ramsey.

What REALLY Happened to Jonbenet Ramsey?

Even the most studied of all of the investigators agree that if an intruder killed Jonbenet, it was a "familiar" intruder, as opposed to a "foreign" intruder. In other words, it's remotely possibly someone known to the Ramseys might have gotten into their large and awkward house, perhaps slipping through a basement window while breaking no spider webs but forgive the editorial intrusion. Or maybe hiding out after an earlier visit then sneaking around after family bedtime doing the dirty deed. But know that no one, even Smit, thinks it's possible that someone came in that house out of the blue, found the notepad, jotted the ransom novel, navigated spiral and straight staircases with oddly placed light switches, fed the child pineapple before kidnapping her, then bashed in her skull, finished her off with a home-made garrote(made from Patsy Ramsey's paintbrush, coincidentally) wrapped her in the thermal blanket from her bed, found her favorite pink Barbie nightgown to lay tenderly by her corpse, then laid her to rest in that convenient wine cellar three flights down.

Problem with the familiar intruder theory, the only remotely plausible one and even then it's a stretch from here to Sunday, is that all of the possible suspects have been cleared. Forget the weird Santa Claus. He couldn't even carry a laundry basket down the hall much less all the Jonbenet Olympic murder activity. The man had just had open heart surgery!

The Ramseys say they put Jonbenet to bed right after returning home from the party yet the coroner found undigested pineapple in her stomach estimated to have been eaten from ten to midnight on Christmas night. The Whites, friends of the Ramseys and who were there Christmas dinner hosts, did not serve any raw pineapple. A bowl of raw pineapple was found on the Ramsey table with Patsy Ramsey's fingerprints on the bowl. The Ramseys claim to know nothing about the pineapple. Which means that the intruder had to feed Jonbenet the pineapple, a scenario, forgive me, that I find totally unbelievable.

Also, the Ramseys say that Burke was asleep the morning that Patsy called 911 to report Jonbenet missing. Yet an enhanced tape of that call reveals Burke's voice in the background, asking what was going on. I say the Ramseys wanted to keep Burke away from the cops when they arrived so they sent him back to bed before they came. Perhaps they were afraid what Burke might blurt out before proper coaching.

I think that Patsy Ramsey bashed in Jonbenet's skull with a heavy flashlight. Said flashlight was found on the Ramsey counter but there were NO fingerprints on it...odd. My flashlights probably have my fingerprints all over it. I believe Patsy was about to turn in, still dressed in Christmas attire and finally having gotten the children to bed, weary at having to give Jonbenet pineapple so late at night when she didn't even eat her Christmas dinner. She was heading upstairs to her room and slipped into Jonbenet's room, flashlight on so as not to require flipping the switch, to check on her. She became furious when she found the child's bed was already wet. Patsy had told Jonbenet to be sure and go to the bathroom before going to bed, that they were going to Michigan in the morning and she would not have time to be washing sheets. She pulled Jonbenet out of the bed and hit her in the head with that heavy flashlight in her fury. Oddly, I read that the wound didn't bleed, that Jonbenet's skull was bashed inward. It was a fatal wound, but not an especially bloody one.

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I believe that John Ramsey heard the commotion and came down from their upper level bedroom to check it out. Then both parents had to decide what to do. John could see that Jonbenet was dying. Nothing he could do would un-do what had happened to the child. In desperation, Patsy said she would handle everything, that no one would ever suspect her. Already she was mentally cooking up a ransom note and a scenario that would explain Jonbenet's disappearance. John decided he'd already lost his daughter. No sense in bringing more uproar into his life. He knew that Patsy had been under a lot of stress. He almost lost her to cancer. She dearly loved Jonbenet and would give her own life to un-do her grievous action in a moment of rage. Maybe she told John she meant to strike the bed post. Maybe she did. John Ramsey loved his wife.

I really believe that Patsy and John thought the police would show up, read the ransom note, write their reports, and over the next several weeks contact the parents periodically to see if they've heard from Jonbenet or her kidnapers. Only Jonbenet would be buried in some unknown plot in Atlanta, Georgia, taken there by her parents when the police finished their investigation and took the notes. The parents would be appropriately distraught when the police called, but no, they haven't heard another word from the kidnapers. Did the police hear anything?

John Ramsey was overheard the morning of the "kidnapping" calling his pilot and arranging for a plane to take the family to Atlanta. When Detective Arndt heard this, she told him no way could he just up and leave the state like that. Of course, this foiled the plans of John and Patsy Ramsey. If they had to hang around all day, then John would have to find a way to conveniently 'find' Jonbenet's body at some point. Their original plan had been thwarted.

Jonbenet was 'dressed' for burial. Interestingly, the child IS buried in Atlanta, in an official grave rather than the unknown one they were going to have to resort to at first. She was small enough to put in a large duffle bag, lump it onto a private airplane, the pilot none the wiser.

Finally, will Jonbenet's killer ever be brought to justice?

I say yes.

I believe Burke Ramsey knows something. He may have slept through all the trauma of the night, but he may know if Jonbenet ate pineapple that night. He knows if he woke up early that morning but is denying it for his parents. Then again, maybe Burke overheard his parents in the middle of the night, something that would eliminate the intruder theory.

When Burke is of age, I believe he will be called to testify. If he would refuse, he could possibly be charged with obstruction of justice.

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All Things Told It Was Not a Busy News Week

It wasn't a big news week this past week. The President visited the Latvia other countries with no vowels. I'm not sure why. The "insurgency" continues in Iraq with more wasted lives by a bunch of losers who have no hope of ever getting their way. Which is to prevent Iraq from functioning as a democracy for the thugs and thieves who hired them. Kofi Annan is STILL head of the thieving UN and John Bolton STILL has not been nominated for ambassador to the UN that he may help clean up that mess.

Thus the little comedy skit by the first lady at the annual Washington Press Corps dinner took center stage for a few days across the national punditry.

The pundits were all either in a twitter or in a full blown snit.

I had no problem with Laura Bush's comedic routine except I think it could have been better. And yes, I understand that it was suppose to be a sweet self-deprecating type of thing. Which it was.

The joke about the horse seemed a bit too coarse. Mrs. Bush was describing husband George's unfamiliarity with the minutiae of ranching when they first bought their property in Texas. Including the funny fact that he was discovered milking a horse, instead of a cow we must assume. To make matters worse, Mrs. Bush quipped, "the horse was a male".

I don't know what that comedy writer was thinking but you'd never see a Leno or Letterman using a punch line so graphic and frankly, with no comedic nuance.

Frankly I'd have done away with that entire joke as hey, it's not all that funny. But for the sake of argument, why couldn't the punch line have been finessed as follows:

"To make matters worse," the first lady would say, pausing and giving the audience a knowing wink, "the horse's name was Al."

The above punch line is a bit less graphic, still conveys the same notion, and is a bit more clever than flat out hitting the audience over the head with the male horse bit.

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Small critique notwithstanding, those that got their panties in a bunch over such an innocent thing as this attempt to bring humor to an event honoring the Washington press corps, well they're just small minded and need a life. The first lady did a great job in terms of timing, etc. Then Laura Bush, no matter what one thinks of her husband, is a wonderful first lady. Can anyone imagine Hillary doing such a thing?

About the Speech Writer
Landon Parvin, joke writer to the political stars, could relax.

Bush not only made fun of her husband (and Vice President Dick Cheney and Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld) but also of her mother-in-law, the former first lady Barbara Bush, whom she likened to Don Corleone in "The Godfather."

She described time spent at her in-laws' summer home in Maine like this: "First prize, three days' vacation with the Bush family. Second prize, 10 days."

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Tony Blair Wins

One of these days I'm going to figure out how England does elections. England and a bunch of other countries across the planet that, boom, decide suddenly to have an election and boom, the deed is done.

National elections are big deals in America. Indeed the country would implode if all of a sudden a decision was made to hold an election. Americans spend years planning the next national elections and years talking about the prior one.

But Tony Blair won although to hear The Old Media talk about it you'd think he lost. Then The Old Media hates it when the REAL leaders of the world win via fiat. Howard, Blair and Bush, the major leaders of the war in Iraq, ALL won re-election in their home countries.

Damn this makes the liberals mad. Imagine, dumb VOTERS keeping those idiots in power? This even after all their gum-flapping about no weapons of mass destruction and the panties-on- the-head torture at Abu Gharab.

From Powerline.com
Blair has made history with his victory tonight, and the three main leaders of the coalition that toppled Saddam now have all been re-elected."

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Political Cartoon of the Week: The Future of Marriage

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Scott's Broadway Lights Extinguished

At this point in the American Idol competition, the remaining contestants are all great singers of almost equal voice ability. Others may disagree with that assessment but as I listened to the singers and their songs on Tuesday, May 3, 2005, I gave up on trying to differentiate between the miniscule nuances of range and depth of each contestant. Yes they all have very different voices that are more suitable for certain music genres. In terms of voice quality and stage presence, the final five have almost equal amounts of each.

Thus it is on the whims of the public to eliminate them down to one winner.

Scott Savol was voted off this past week.

Scott's a big fellow who lauds himself as an "everyday man". He sang "On Broadway" with a personal passion. Scott believed in himself, indeed BELIEVES in himself. Being one of the top five in the 2005 American Idol competition is certainly a feather in his cap. Scott has a future ahead of him and might, indeed, soon see his name in lights. On Broadway.

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This past Tuesday all of the contestants sang two songs. One was a composition by Lieber and Stoller with the other being any song currently at the top of the billboard chart. Naturally I knew the Lieber and Stoller songs but the current billboard tunes were unknown to me.

It doesn't matter. Each contestant did a fine job, Simon Cowell's nasty comments notwithstanding. This week Vonzell Solomon was the shining star as I saw it.

Instead of commenting on each singer and their songs, what with the sings all on equal footing and many of the songs' original unknown to me, I have some comments on the judges.

I listened to Cowell's comments after each performance. Cowell is known for his acerbic comments to the contestants. This week, with the contestants down to a final five, I compared his comments to the performances. They were not congruent at all. Which leads me to some perhaps erroneous conclusions. Still, I'll throw it out there.

As I understand Cowell is a major player in the record company which will be sponsoring the winner. As such he likely has a desired winner. A winner that will suit the label in terms of music genre and in comparison to the last winner.

It wouldn't do, I suspect, to have a stable of rap singers. Or rock singers. Or singers of any specific genre all culled from the winners of the annual American Idol contests. So if Kelly Clarkson sings pop songs and Ruben Stoddard sings soul music than Cowell's label has a well-rounded stable of singers.

I think Cowell tries to sway the voting to his choice of a winner. And his choice of a winner is likely one that won't make the record label heavy in one genre.

Vonzell Solomon this past week was an example. Vonzell sang an Elvis tune then a popular current song that even I heard of. I believe the title is "I Become a Hero". If that's not the title it is definitely a lyric.

To my ears and eyes Vonzell did a wonderful job and as stated, I think she was the best of the evening. She wore a beautiful dress, looked lovely and performed wonderfully.

Cowell said she was very "vulnerable tonight".

But that's not all.

Cowell called Anthony Federov "insipid and amateurish". He said Scott Savol was "more flat than in tune".

For who I considered his favorites to win-Bo Bice or Carrie Underwood, his comments were more flattering. Bo, Cowell said, made the other performers of the evening look like "amateurs". Cowell was a little less complimentary of Carrie Underwood, calling her performance "robotic"..."but good".

Think about it. There's already been one big, lovable guy winner-Ruben Stoddard. There's already been a hip black chick, Fantasia. There's already been a crooner, Clay Aiken. Walking a bit in Cowell's shoes, I think he'd prefer either a country and western singer such as Underwood or a rocker type like Bice. So his post-performance commentary favor this preference rather than the quality of singing or star quality of the performance.

Of course the public decides. Sometimes members of the public vote four or five hundred times each. But the judges comments have some affect on the voting, surely.

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Speaking of judges, a 2003 contestant, Corey Clark, has come out of the woodwork to reveal an affair between him and judge Paula Abdul. I watched the ABC special but thought it was much ado about nothing. Except, I suppose, judges really shouldn't be sleeping with people they are judging.

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However, Corey Clark did not win that year's competition and it must be emphasized, Paula Jones does not decide who wins. Besides, Corey Clark is no American Idol. He has a mediocre voice at best.

Clark and ABC presented a lot of compelling evidence re the alleged romance between him and Paula, including voice messages and phone records. Still they are both adults and if Paula Abdul violated her judge contract than it's on Fox to deal with. Paula Abdul cannot decide who wins the contest as much as ABC would like to insinuate.

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It's a tempest in a teakettle. A bit titillating perhaps.

More than anything the whole thing will likely boost American Idol ratings rather than dragging them down.

TV of Note This Coming Week

Notes-American Idol will have its next segment with the remaining four on Tuesday, May 10 @ 8 pm on Fox. The elimination will air the following day, Weds., 5/11/05 @ 9 pm on Fox.

The Apprentice will air its next to last episode on Thursday, 5/12/05 @ 9 pm, NBC.

True crime buffs might want to note the ”48 Hours” episode airing on Saturday, 5/14/05, @ 10 pm, CBS

Per the promo blurb:

Mind for Murder
A respected professor is accused of murder.

Original Air Date: May 14, 2005

May 08, 2005

Happy Mother's Day to All Species

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May 06, 2005

Gossip-Katie Couric No Longer Perky? Fish Giggles-Why?; Delaware-So What Trips are Delaware Politicos taking?

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We Can Only Hope

It may be wishful thinking but I think there’s a Katie Couric backlash out here in la-la land. America, ladies and gems, is sick of Katie Couric.

Though I saw Matt Lauer on some show or another declaring that the death of the Today show has been predicted in the past and they’re still going strong.

Hey, it would be icing on the cake if the Today show died along with Couric’s popularity. But we’re not talking the Today show here, Matt. We’re talking about that bitch sidekick of yours, sweet, saccharine Katie.

Sometimes a person gets too full of themselves. Witness the example cited below when Katie’s badminton was deemed more important than breaking international news. As if the capture of Saddam and his subsequent criminal charges were less important than leggy Katie batting a badminton ball.

From the NY Times
But "Today" has turned her popularity into a Marxist-style cult of personality. The camera fixates on Ms. Couric's legs during interviews, she performs in innumerable skits and stunts, and her clowning is given center stage even during news events. "Today" hit a low point in July, when Saddam Hussein appeared in a Baghdad courtroom to hear the charges he will face when he goes to trial as a war criminal. All the networks interrupted their programming to show live images of Mr. Hussein - all except NBC. "Today" stayed on Ms. Couric swatting shuttlecocks with the United States Olympic badminton team.


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Under “Breaking News”, Julia Roberts admits That Mothering Twins Can Be Exhausting
What would us idiots out here in la-la land do without such gems of wisdom as this? And poor Julie with her round-the-clock nannies and enough money to buy the twins’ an amusement park, darn it must be tough.

From IOL

Julia Roberts has admitted being a mother of twins can be tiring.

She made the admission at a New York benefit concert for Paul Newman's Hole in the Wall Gang charity, at which Paul McCartney and Robin Williams were among those to perform.

The 37-year-old actress, who is married to cameraman Daniel Moder gave birth to twins Phinnaeus and Hazel in November.

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Elton John to Marry; No Honeymoon

Awwwww, come on Elton. David deserves a honeymoon!

From IOL

Elton John has revealed that he and partner David Furnish hope to marry before Christmas.

Sir Elton told the Mirror: "We definitely want to do it about the middle of December, probably in Windsor. But there will be no honeymoon. I'm on tour."
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California Dairies Get to Keep Happy Cow Slogan

Can you believe these dolts actually took this court?

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From the Washington Times:
A leading animal-rights group has lost its court fight to pull the California milk industry's popular "Happy Cows" television spots over accusations of false advertising. The California Supreme Court refused Wednesday to review an appeal brought by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, which sued to stop the national advertising campaign featuring the talking, laid-back cows and their tag line, "Great Cheese Comes From Happy Cows. Happy Cows Come From California."

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Asked and Guessed. Blind Item Fun

From the NY Daily News Blind Items 4/24** BEN WIDDICOMBE'S GATECRASHER

Asked

Which African-American star likes to party with pre-op transsexuals in his hotel room while visiting our fair city?

Guessed

Eddie Murphy
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Asked

Which masseur would like his married-but-everyone-knows-he'­s-gay movie star client to quit hitting on him during massages?

Guessed

John Travolta
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The Cookie Monster Gets Politically Correct

Here’s hoping Kaitlyn gets a chance to read this and knows what happened to her beloved Cookie Monster.

Poor kid’s only been on the planet a year and a half and already she’s a victim of liberal silly think.

Now, instead of “C” being for “Cookie” we hear that “A Cookie is a Sometimes Food”. Although the Cookie Monster raison d’etre is his cookie monsterhood. He STUFFS cookies into his mouth. Children love him. He’s the guy who gets as many cookies as they’d like to get. A mouth stuffed with cookies, man kids dream this stuff.

To my darling Kaitlyn Mae, know now that Grandmother tried to save the Cookie Monster. But the liberals killed him.

Thus you shall learn my descendant. Thus you shall learn.

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Delaware Politicians Travel

Get a load of loudmouth Biden's travel bill.

From Delaware Online
From 2000-2004, Delaware's congressional trio of Biden, Carper and Castle have taken hundreds of trips, worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, according to House and Senate records examined by The News Journal. The trips range from official taxpayer-funded fact-finding missions into war zones, to privately funded trips for speaking engagements or seminars at luxury resorts.

In 2004, for instance, Biden took 16 privately funded trips, worth a total of $48,482. Carper took five paid trips, for a total of $7,740. And Castle took just one, which cost $4,088.


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So What's Biden Been Doing on His Jaunts?"

Betraying our country it would seem.

From the American Spectator
In Iran, Biden is known as that theocracy's number one supporter. Every time they look to undercut the American position on Iran, they turn to him," says a U.S. State Department staffer. "He's made us look like fools on the international stage a couple of times in the past few years, even when Clinton was in office."

Biden is believed to have held the meeting in Switzerland not only for the attention it would give him, but also as favor to the Iranian Muslim Association of North America. In 2002, one of the board members of the group, whose members regularly travel to Iran, and whose trips are monitored by U.S. intelligence, held a fundraiser for Biden that raised more than $30,000 for Biden's Senate re-election campaign.


Speaking of Biden

Here's a quote from Biden in 1997, calling for all nominees to get a fair floor vote. So why's he against it now? Oh wait, only DEMOCRATIC nominees get a floor vote, is that how it goes?

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From a Republican email:
"I call on Senator Biden to end this political stand-off and return to the standards he claimed to have in 1997 when he said 'everyone who is nominated is entitled to have a shot, to have a hearing and to have a shot to be heard on the floor and have a vote on the floor.' I hope our Senior Senator will do the right thing," Chairman Strine said.


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Why?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

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Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right". Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

Why do you never hear father-in-law jokes?

If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?

And obviously if at first you don't succeed, then don't take up sky diving!

And my FAVORITE......

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

May 05, 2005

Birds-Raising a Baby Cardinal-with pics; Pic of Week-Price of Gas Might Surprise You; Fiction-Little Sci-Fi-"The Syndrome"

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My Favorite Bird

The first thing I ever had published was a missive about my favorite bird: the cardinal, in Birds and Blooms magazine.

In the email text copied below, the writer refers to my fiction piece"Red Calling". Which is a pretty cute story as the emailer asserts and the writer says with no modesty.

However my little fiction piece pales in comparison to this writer's story. And wonderful pictures. For he and his friend are busy raising a REAL cardinal. And what a beauty.

Thanks to Neil from Hawaii and we'll await updates on "Peeps"
Aloha,
I read you story about the cardinal and liked it very much, But I found it by accident….


I was looking up information about our baby cardinal we are raising.

We found him a couple of weeks ago bald and helpless on the street.

He is growing into a beautiful bird.

Maybe my bird will be your bird some day?

I hope you can see the pictures I am inserting onto this eMail.

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I am glad that someone else likes the idea of having a baby bird to feed 24 hours a day.

We have been feeding him some ‘off the shelf' hand feeding formula.

It is called Exact.

You can see the syringe we use to feed him with in some of the pictures.

It seems to work well; Mr. Peeps is getting fatter every day.

And so am I it seems, but that is a different story.

He is starting to nibble on a few other things that we put in the cage for him.

We put in some spinach, some regular bird seed, millet sprays and some moist bread.

We are watching him to see if he is really eating or just playing with the food.

We are worried about him getting weaned soon because we are going the mainland on May 9Th.

We know that we will never find anyone to take care on him the way that we have been.

My roommate and I, Shelly, in the pictures, has been sharing the late night/early morning feedings.

This has been good for me because I work from home building web sites and the like.

It also means that I sleep when ever I want.

That's not always a good thing.

I have been doing the 6:00 am feeding. Then I go out and have a bike ride or a walk.

It is so beautiful here in the morning.

Oops… I am changing the subject.

Mr. Peeps is getting his real Cardinal voice. He really demands attention when he is hungry.

He peeps and shakes and holds his mouth open until he gets a squirt.

And if you have some questions, I would be glad to answer them.

I have placed some pictures on one of my servers. Please feel free to check them out.
Cardinal Site Here

I will post some more today.

I will give you an update next Monday and will place some more pictures in the same place.


Regards,

Neil



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The Syndrome

"She's upstairs," Marian whispered to her husband.

"So what are we going to do with her?" he whispered back.

"What can we do, Reginald? She's a distant cousin. She's been a source of shame to this family , but we all take turns taking her in."

Reginald programmed the dishwasher, requesting the computer to set up for low-water levels for moderately soiled dishes. It should start during a time of low electric use yet not before 10:00 pm. The dishes must be finished and dried before 7:00 am the next morning. Marian studied her husband as he keyed in the instructions for the machine.

He's a good man, Marian thought. He would know what to do.

The quiet was shattered by a burst of noise. Their son, James, carried his Unipad into the room and was busy keying in data.

"James," Marian shouted to her son, "Turn that thing off."

Surprised by his mother's voice, James flipped off the music but continued, intent on his tasks.

"James," Marian said again, "I know you have to use that thing at school but you need to rest now. If you don't rest, you'll never heal."

James paid his mother no mind. He just received email from his buddy that Veronica Poule was scheduled for an Internet chat later in the evening. He still had to fax his homework to his Math teacher and he wanted to leave an air phone message to his girlfriend. In addition, he still had not keyed in the orders to properly park his car. Tonight he wanted to key in a command for a car wash.

A cool hand pulled James' hand from their frantic tasks.

"James," his mother said softly. "I said to give it a rest. You will not heal unless you rest."

Marian reviewed James' wound, retrieved a tube of panmedical salve, and began to clean the sore. James winced in irritation.

When his mother had finished her ministrations, James grabbed his Unipad and stomped from the room.

"Don't program in a car wash tonight, son. You'll only be disappointed. I've programmed for dish washing tonight."

James stopped outside of the doorway. This was just his luck. He'd key the command in anyway, although he knew the house computer would ignore it.

At the soft whir of the elevator's ascent, Marian raised her eyebrow to entertain comments from her husband.

"Does that wound look to be getting better?" Reginald asked at this opportunity.

Marian busied herself keying in the Videovision's selection for the night. She hated the anxiety in Reginald's voice when he inquired about James' wound. Would he hold her forever in low esteem due to the defective gene in her bloodline?

Reginald sighed, picked up the Videovision keypad, and accessed the Internet. He would check his stocks first and maybe call up a replay of last night's ball game.

"You know Marian, we can't keep her here forever. And she's got three kids, right? All of them defective?"

Marian nodded affirmative.

"They can't even get through school, Marian. We've been through all this before. Studied it. Debated it. Nature took care of most of the defective but there will always be people like us with defectives hidden in our attic and left to deal with the problem as best we can. We can't possibly keep them here for the rest of their lives, you know that?"

Reginald grabbed his Unipad to send off an email to his boss. He forgot to mention that he would be late the following morning. The car was due for a shell re-fitting. This time, Reginald thought, he might have them pull off the shell and put on a new one. The thing was scratched and dented in such a manner that the yearly re-fit could not cover the blemishes. It's been three years, Reginald considered. Cost extra, he thought, but worth it.

"I know we can't keep them here, Reggie. But just like everyone else in this world, I have to do something. I thought you could help me with this."

"So how come your distant relatives sent her and her defective kids to live with us? Oh don't tell me. They don't have fire privileges, right?"

Marian nodded. Only a few had fire privileges and Reginald was one.

Reginald grabbed the Videovision keyboard and keyed in his responses to a survey currently on the screen.

Marian left Reginald to his activity and went to the kitchen . She keyed in the code of the refrigerator compartment she wished to access and pulled out food to prepare the meal. After keying in the code, the door to the meat compartment slid open and Marian pulled out a package of three chicken breasts. Just as the door slid shut, Marian realized she would have to re-enter the code. For a while, Marian's meals would have to be doubled to feed her distant cousin and her three children now hiding in her attic. Marian keyed in codes that allowed her to retrieve additional chicken, some fresh produce for a salad and potatoes for baking.

I just don't know why this has to happen to me, Marian thought as she set the food in front of the microrange cooking center. She keyed in the code to start the broiler. She removed the lettuce and tomatoes from their self-destructive wrap and placed them on the appropriate holder in the cutting bin of the microrange. Such was her anger at her terrible situation that she shoved the cutting bin too hard and the handle became dislodged.

"Be careful with that, honey," Reginald said. Marian jumped at the sound.

Reginald fiddled with the handle of the cutting bin and only when he had it properly repositioned did he notice his wife was crying.

He pulled her into his arms. "Aw, Marian, Marian," he said softly. "I know it's unpleasant and truth is, we are lucky that we haven't had to deal with this problem until now." Reginald pulled away from Marian and ran his fingers through his hair.

"We've done nothing wrong, Marian. We are a generation that has to deal with the problem like no other has. So many of the defective are still left. They just can't cope, damn it, and it isn't our fault!" Reginald exclaimed and pounded his fist on the table.

Marian placed the potatoes in the peeling bin, pushed it into the cooking center and keyed in the code that would activate the mechanism. She held back tears as she continued to prepare the meal. Pulling some trays down, Marian prepared to transport four meals to her attic guests.



Sharon answered the door immediately at Marian's tentative knock. The children were occupied with the extra Videovision Marian had moved into the attic for their entertainment.

"I can't tell you how grateful I am. We are all so hungry."

Marian placed the trays, each with a meal of chicken, fresh salad and roasted peeled potatoes, on the small table. The children put their Videovision game on pause and ran eagerly to the meal.

"I need to know how to open the window," Sharon said. "It gets a bit stuffy in here at times."

Marian pulled a Unipad out from under the sofa and gave Sharon the code to raise and lower the windows. Sharon struggled to enter the commands and Marian winced. Sharon was only 35, but her defect made her unable to cope with even this small task. Her youngest son, Timothy, took the Unipad and entered the access code and command with ease.

It was an effort for Marian to hide her tears. He looked so healthy and robust right now. In ten years, he would be as defective and useless as his mother.

It was bad enough that people like Sharon had managed to hang on, but how on earth had she managed to reproduce? How could anyone be so irresponsible to bring children into the world when they know they are genetically programmed to a premature death? If this bit of selfishness was not enough, Sharon and her ilk forced normal people like Marian and Reginald to deal with THEM.

The family ate their meal. Marian marveled that they looked for all the world like normal people. Sharon, of course, had to be helped with her food.



"So how are they doing?" Reginald asked when Marian returned with the dirty plates. Marian could only shrug a response.

Reginald put the dishes in the dishwasher and keyed in the code for the Multisink to dispense a glass of water.

"It's a hectic time of year to be dealing with this," Reginald commented. "I'm working on the election campaign you know? All day I'm busy with citizen complaints, sending email commands to time stoplights, get potholes fixed, investigate thefts. I feel especially busy because I'm keyed in for the preliminary vote next weekend. Nothing I hate more than having to deal with this. I hope my constituency understands".

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"They will, Reginald. Everyone understands and everyone has either been there or knows someone who has. We do it to be kind."

Reginald put his glass in the dishwasher and pulled down a can of peaches. "Let's have some peaches and ice cream," he said. "That'll make us feel better."

Marian grabbed a few bowls from the cupboard while Reginald keyed in their personal code that allowed the electromagnet to release and open the can.

"Remember the time the grocery store entered the wrong code on all of our cans and we couldn't open our own food?"

Marian stifled a laugh. "That was terrible."

Reginald reached across the table and placed his hand on Marian's.

"As funny as this was, Marian," he said told her, "it was a little bit like what it's like to be THEM. They can't even open a can of food, Marian!"

Marian nodded her quiet acknowledgment.

"Just think what it was like during the great shakeout," Reginald said, scooping a mouthful of vanilla ice cream into his mouth.

"That's so irreverent, Reginald. It was a Syndrome Plague and it was worse then not being able to open a can."

"Call it what you want. Those that could, coped. Those that couldn't, died."

Marian nodded. Sometimes when she helped James with his homework, she saw the histovideo of the worst years of the Syndrome Plague. People died by the millions. Yet though so many died, many lived to thrive and prosper. It was a repeat of Dickens' best of times and worst of times. The historians have had time to digest the great shakeout, as Reginald and many other pundits called it. The general conclusion is that as horrible as the changeover was, it was a natural phenomena and the fittest who survived had no reason to feel guilt.

As with most major plagues of history, some of the defective survived. While Reginald and Marian lived in a time when the Syndrome Plague was a distant memory, some survivors have lived on to leave good people like them to do the right thing.



"Got some guests in my attic," Reginald responded to his assistant's greeting the next morning. His assistant regarded Reginald soberly.

"I know, I know. Next week's the preliminary election. I'll do what I have to do, Mike. Let's hope the public's as liberal on this issue as we think. I'd like another term as Public Service Commissioner. So we'll see. I'm having a new shell put on my car today, Mike. Think you could pick it up for me at about three o'clock? Will my car, collapsed of course, fit in your trunk?"

Mike laughed. "It's supposed to, according to the hype. And it's about time you had that shell replaced. Thing was getting shabby."

Reginald gave a quick chuckle and went right to work. There was much to do.

He spent the morning at his Unipad, sending email in response to citizen questions and complaints, faxing civil documents to the attorneys for review and sending air phone press releases to the media. At 12:30, Reginald air phoned his request for a fire permit.

"I've got some visitors in my attic," Reginald told the governor. The air phone was silent, then the governor keyed in the command and faxed the permit to Reginald's Unipad. Mike came into his office just as the permit flashed across Reginald's screen. Reginald flipped the Unipad to overhead so Mike could see.

Mike scanned the fire permit and nodded. "It'll be all right, Reginald. These things are never pleasant."

Reginald turned off the Unipad after keying in his order for lunch delivery from the delicatessen across the street.

"How's the son doing?" Mike asked just before exiting Reginald's office. The question bought another concern to Reginald's immediate conscience.

"They almost never go back," Mike said in response to Reginald's furrowed brow. "It's so rare, believe me. James will be all right. Keep putting on panmedicine. It'll cure anything."



Reginald held Marian tightly as their house burned brightly.

"It's for the best, Marian. It's better than dying slow. We'll rebuild the house in a few days and life will get back to normal. They didn't suffer. I made sure."

Marian burrowed her face in her husband's shoulder and pulled James in close. With a force of habit, she examined James' fingers. The wound had healed nicely. The webs between his fingers had become infected, that was all. Since James' wouldn't give them a rest, he couldn't heal. Finally, at Reginald's constant anxiety, Marian took James' Unipad from him and kept him from school. In a few days the sensitive webs that allowed his fingers to perform the repetitive tasks demanded of them with no damage to the nerves, had completely healed.

Marian looked at the blaze that was once her house. All of their precious memories and important documents were stored in their Unipads. Reginald was right. In a few days life would be back to normal. The attic visitors, with their defective hands that ceased to be useful after ten years, were gone.

A flash of Sharon's horrible claw hand streaked through Marian's mind. There was no way they could have survived.

Reginald pulled Marian close and whispered into her hair. "Carpal Tunnel. I was so worried about James. I'm so glad he's not defective."

May 04, 2005

Comments-Apprentice, Rush; Consult Consultant-KNOW YOUR PAYCHECK;TV-The Bedazzled Apprentice.

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Eric Enck

He's a Delaware writer, he promised to give a lecture to my writing class, he didn't show up. I ranted about it in a blog post:Writer's Class and Eric Enck.

Mr. Enck wrote me an email of apology. There were extenuating circumstances. I accept Mr. Enck's apology. I won't quote his email but thought his gesture should be acknowledged.

Thank you Eric and good luck with your books.
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Speaking of Writing Class
Received the following from a former student. She's excited about a rejection of all things. Although I did my best to prepare them for such things. What a great attitude.

Hi Pat:
I wanted to let you know I am still attempting to get my little picture book published. I had time off for some family things but am now back to researching publishing.

I guess I am on my way to becoming an author. I had my first rejection!!!! It was, however, one of the nice ones. How exciting that was. My husband thought I had gotten an offer to publish I was so excited.

Just keeping in touch.

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An ‘Attagirl' from a Reader

Over my warning blog post re the crazies' comments on the true crime posts.
Well said. I enjoy your ruminations, add them to mine and then watch to see how things unfold. Life is good!
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Posted by Sunflower Gal to The Kaitlyn Mae Book Blog at 4/23/2005 10:44:11 AM

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About Jessica Lunsford and the Evil Ones Who Helped Her Killer

I questioned how John Couey could dig Jessica's grave himself. So does this reader.
If you have ever dug a hole 4' x 4', it takes a bit of time. I have dug smaller holes in the good earth of Louisiana, the red clay of east Texas and the sands of Florida. That guy doesn't look too much more fit than me so that is a big undertaking. If he has the sandy soil that I do, it collapses in so fast that it's just like digging on the beach. So why wasn't it discovered, in the process? I think those diminsions are incorrect for a child but that's what I've seen a number of times.

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More on Rush Limbaugh Trivia

I didn't know what Rush meant when he mocked "those of you in Rio Linda". This reader offers some explanation.
Hello,

I was checking out your site and saw your entry about Rio Linda. I'm from
California and I may be able to help. Rio Linda is a poor and rather backward kind of place. Its not nice there. That is what I know as I lived in northern California for a few years. I can't speak to Rushs' specific reason but I thought this info would help. Like your site, keep up the good fight.

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Finally, Apprentice Comments

Comments: When Trump says to anyone in the boardroom, \"Don\'t you think...\" followed by anything, it\'s almost certain doom for that candidate.

Don\'t you think...
- you just can\'t handle the pressure...
- you can\'t lead a group...

And so on.
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Comments: Especially if, like Bren, they admit to any vulnerability whatsoever. Trump does not like people who fall on their sword.
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Comments: Maybe Bren realized that all the glitters is not gold especially Donald\'s toupee and seeked a way out. He looked kinda relieved to be out of the game.
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Comments: When I first saw the thing, I liked it. It looked very cool, very slick, and I thought they would win. Maybe that\'s the triumph of having a crack fabrication crew at your beck and call; they can make anything at least look good. I didn\'t notice all the impracticalities until they were pointed out. I think in a contest like that the key is a simple but effective idea, and this one in the end didn\'t really meet the bill.

I liked the fact that they stood by their product, particularly because it violated the show\'s anti-individualist, groupthink, teamwork principles. Carolyn would have fit in well in Maoist China. She would fit in well in any highly-structured corporate environment that prizes unswerving loyalty above all. When she sat there and said \"What -- you think the Staples executives were WRONG?!?\" it was a key moment of revelation. She does not live in a world where people like that can even be wrong, ever.


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Understand Your Paycheck!

Having done payroll for 25 years I cannot, and will not, understand any human being working for wages who does not understand his/her paycheck.

It is only about EVERYTHING.

Paychecks use simple arithmetic to calculate your pay. A big number starts the whole thing-gross pay, and a much smaller number ends the process via net pay.

In between a whole bunch of stuff happens and it all affects that most important number to so many of us-net pay. The amount direct deposited into the checking account. The cash given less check cashing fees at the neighborhood liquor store. The first number we seek when fresh paychecks are distributed.

There is a way to make that bottom line larger. To do so we must understand the flow.

Joe Blow makes ten bucks an hour at his job at the warehouse. He works 40 hours a week and picks up a weekly paycheck with a gross pay of $400.

If Joe has a health insurance plan to which he contributes, or a qualified 401-K retirement plan, he will then have another number called adjusted gross pay. This is Joe’s gross pay less his health insurance contribution and his 401-k contribution. It is from this adjusted gross pay that federal and state tax withholdings are calculated.

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A weekly, bi-weekly or semi-monthly paycheck follows a federal tax return very closely. A federal tax return has an “adjusted gross income” line as well. Which is the same thing-all the money you made in a year less all items that are not even considered for federal tax obligation. Joe would use his adjusted gross income on his W-2 (you DO check your W-2’s, right?) to fill in this line on his federal return. This way his health insurance contributions and 401-K deductions are already deducted from his gross wages.

After deducting those paycheck/employer related items that are not subject to federal tax (state issues later), the computer than considers this adjusted amount in terms of federal tax. The computer could well be the same processor as the big mainframes at the IRS because it does essentially the same thing.

If Joe has an adjusted weekly income of $400 reduced by a $50 deduction for his health insurance deduction and another $50 for his 401-K contribution, the computer will then calculate just what a fellow like Joe show should pay for an annual income of $300*52. Which Excel tells me is $15,600.

The federal tax (yes ANNUAL, pay attention) is calculated per the existing federal tax code. Which right now has fellows like Joe paying about 15%, less all of his deductions.

The payroll system knows how many deductions Joe claimed on his W-4 form. The computer does not know how many deductions Joe really has because Joe could tell the computer he has five kids when he only has three. The computer relies on what Joe tells it.

The payroll system now gathers two pieces of information from its database. What’s the federal standard deduction for Joe, who also told the computer whether he was married or single, who is a married fellow. The payroll system then checks the current year deduction for exemptions.

In this mythical year, the standard ANNUAL deduction for a family is $4,000 and $2,000 for each dependent claimed. The payroll system knows Joe Blow is paid weekly because the company told it so. So it divides the ANNUAL standard deduction by 52, same for each exemption. In this example, $76.92 is deducted from Joe Blow’s adjusted gross pay for his standard deduction, and another $38.46 times two as Joe claimed two exemptions on his W-4. The $76.92 is that current standard deduction of $4,000 divided by 52 and the $38.46 is the current exemption deduction of $2,000 divided by 52.

The taxable number comes to $146.16. This is the adjusted gross of $300 less the weekly standard deduction less the weekly standard exemption deduction times two for Joe’s two exemptions claimed on his W-4. With this number, the computer then goes out to compute Joe’s federal tax withholding. Assuming a flat 15% federal tax rate (and that is simple, tax codes everywhere have sliding percentage rates but let’s keep it simple for now), Joe’s weekly federal tax would be $32.31 and that is the amount to be withheld from his paycheck for his ESTIMATED federal tax obligation. Extrapolated from his weekly adjusted gross of $300 and based on what Joe claims as his marital status and exemptions. This may not be the reality but as of yet there are not computer eyes in our homes monitoring our children and marital status.

A payroll system always calculates federal withholding taxes based on the current year’s ANNUAL amount as calculated exactly the same as on your federal tax return.

If Joe Blow gets paid bi-weekly, his gross would then be $800, reduced by $100 health insurance deduction (his weekly deduction times two) reduced again by $100 401-k deduction. His adjusted gross of $600 would then be reduced by the annual standard deduction of $4,000 divided by 26. Because a Joe Blow paid bi-weekly gets a paycheck 26 times a year. His adjusted gross income of $600 would be reduced by $153.85 for his standard deduction and $76.92 times two, $153.85, for his exemption deduction. Joe Blow’s bi-weekly paycheck subject to federal tax is now $292.31.

Divide this number by two and we’re back to Joe’s weekly wages subject to federal tax-$146.16.

State taxes are calculated, of course, by the state tax code, but also extrapolated to an annual adjusted gross. There comes confusion when some states don’t allow deductions allowed by the federal government. States can, if the tax code stipulates, disallow any deduction from gross income for health insurance deductions. Fortunately most states follow the federal tax code closely.

FICA taxes are, however, an entirely different matter.

Next chapter, FICA taxes, local taxes, other paycheck deductions.

And paycheck GARNISHMENTS!

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The Apprentice: Three Left After Alex Finally Goes

Here’s a bit of Apprentice trivia-the song used for the Apprentice is
"For the Love of Money" by the O'Jays .

Indeed making money by selling T-shirts was the theme of this past week’s show-4/28/05.

The company was, of course, Haynes. The design was to be done by a famous pop artist. The store for the sale was Trump’s daughter’s favorite spot, some boutique called SCOOP.

That factoid about the famous pop artist eluded me. It also eluded the team of Alex and Tanna.

Craig and Kendra composed the other team this past week.

For the entire show I was sure that Alex and Tanna won the task.

So were they.

It turned out that Craig and Kendra’s more mundane but nonetheless handsome T-shirts, one with a hood, raked in twice the cash as the dazzling creations of Alex and Tanna. Even though Tanna sold her “bedazzled” T-shirts for over $50 each!

Tanna got the great idea of adding some sparkle to their team’s T-shirts by affixing some rhinestones and such to their woman’s version of the shirt. Turns out Tanna was once quite the “Bedazzler”.

Once upon a time I had a Bedazzler with a whole bunch of pretty beads. I never could get my Bedazzler to work. In fact the thing still sits in an attic cubby somewhere, never used.

But hey, I like the notion of the extra “oomph” such as rhinestones add to a clothing article. T-shirts seem particularly amenable to such added pizzazz.

I was so caught up in what I thought to be such an original idea that I totally ignored the pop artist angle. So did Tanna and Alex and my goodness, those two were right there! The Donald brought up the folly of their decision in the Boardroom. Craig and Kendra brought in over two grand while Alex and Tanna tallied a little over a grand.

Although I must note here that both teams did an admirable job. Under most circumstances I would hardly consider Alex and Tanna’s endeavor to be a failure. But the show’s rules are that there is a loser and there is a winner.

With the money verdict delivered, Alex and Tanna were thus summoned to the Boardroom. Where somebody would, as The Donald put it, “be fired”.

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It wasn’t until then that the importance of the pop culture artist came to me. And also Alex and Tanna. For the two were so wrapped up with the Bedazzler idea that they failed completely to market to the major audience. Which would be fans of the pop culture artists. A mistake that Kendra and Craig did not make.

Also, The Donald was absolutely correct for chastising Alex and Tanna for their lame-brained trip to the outer boroughs of Manhattan in search of just the right sized rhinestones that would have the stones to fit the machine. As if their were no rhinestones in NY City. In the end Tanna ended up gluing the rhinestones to the T-shirts anyway.

I was convinced that Tanna would meet her Maker during that boardroom trip as she was the team leader AND she was too bedazzled to see the forest for the trees.

But Alex made a fatal mistake. I knew it when I saw it and so did The Donald. Alex lied about how many times he was project manager for a losing task.

I saw Alex’s eyes dart quickly away from the questioner, in this case The Donald. A sign of a liar. Another realization came upon me. Alex is no leader. In addition, he is the sort of fellow whose major defense against his lack of leadership is…to lie.

We all know this sort of person in our work lives. Unimaginative types who avoid decisions that would fall upon them. Somehow these types manage to work their way to the tip of their Peter Principle and only by constant lying do they hang on.

The Donald didn’t take kindly to the lying although Alex denied it every which way as a simple mistake. Methinks The Donald has met a few of these liars in his life from time to time.

I didn’t believe Alex for a minute when he whined his response of having lost only “one” task as project manager was an innocent calculation error. In the span of less than five seconds Alex assessed the correct answer, which was two losing tasks as project manager, considered that maybe The Donald didn’t know the answer else why ask, then decided to throw out the wrong answer in hopes that it would fly.

So Tanna is safe for another week. She’s walking on dangerous ground however, in that Carolyn told The Donald that she could never see Tanna as working for him. Hey, if Carolyn doesn’t like Tanna then she’s got a major obstacle to eventual victory.

My predictions as of now:
3-Craig
2-Tanna
1-Kendra

May 03, 2005

Miscellany-Spotted owls,Saddam's Capture; Quotables-The Tale of the Two Wolves;Web Site Week-The Dialectizer

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Thanks to Slick Rich for This Emailed Tidbit

Nobody loves the bird fellows more than me. I watch them surviving in our yards, building homes from sticks and twigs, raising their young in a world where even a chipmunk can be a danger, living their lives industriously in family units humans would envy.

Don’t take the birds and make them a political issue.

Because that’s surely what’s been done with the Northern Spotted Owl. Yes, the owl is endangered. No, human solutions have not made the situation any better.

Humans, no not even vaunted scientists, have all the answers. Sometimes, I whisper, species either adapt or they don’t survive. Unless we can correctly identify any human activity that is causing a possible extinction, as in stopping the shooting at the passenger pigeon which caused this species’ extermination, then we should continue our human lives as normal.

The whole issue plays on our emotions and is subject to scientific tomfoolery to a specified political end.

We will go straight to hell for being cause, knowingly, of any one of God’s creatures. Lest yon readers think I don’t care passionately. But listen up, God’s not going to hold us accountable for a species’ disappearance if humans are innocent.

Those that really care are not playing politics with the possible loss of a species.

From Junkscience.com:
Spotted Owl. News last week out of the US Forest Service described the failure of the Clintonoid forestry plan in the Northwest to protect the Northern Spotted Owl. The greens in charge of the National Forests seized some bogus counts of spotted owls as an excuse to all but shut down logging in the west. According to the greens, the owls needed old, decaying old growth forests to live in. The logging shutdown led to the loss of over 11,000 high-paying jobs, an increase in forest fires throughout the region, and a significant increase in the cost of lumber nationwide. You would expect that such a cost would lead to a healthy and increasing population of the birds. Not hardly. According to the report released last week, the population of spotted owls has decreased another 8% since 1994. The green solution is once again to shut down all remaining use of national forests.

The real solution would be to quit doing what we are doing and bring back the chainsaws, for it appears that the owls do not like dying, decaying forests. They like living, growing things - new forests, new trees, new vibrant growth - precisely those sorts of things that you would see following a clear cut. Will we see this? Probably not. But we might see the return of forest management back to the states where the locals at least have a shot at changing the rules.


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From and Email Circulating About the Internet

Here’s some interesting facts about just who, besides Tom Delay should you believe the Dems’ caterwauling, is hiring family and taking trips.

Harry Reid (D, NV), Senate Minority Leader - all four sons and a son in law are hired by companies that profit by Reid's legislative actions in the Senate. If a company doesn't have a family member working for them, they
don't get the real juicy contracts, friendly land variances and transfers. The companies have collected over $2 million in lobbying fees over the years and control everything in NV.

- Bernie Sanders (I, VT), the only admitted Socialist in the House hired
wife and stepdaughter as campaign staff, but doesn't want anyone to know about it.

- Barbara Boxer (D, CA), has her son Doug is in charge of her political operation; also on her campaign payroll.

- Joe Lieberman (D, CT), paid wife and kids on campaign staff.

- Pete Stark (D, CA), paid wife and kids with campaign money.

- Jim Costa (D, CA), paid cousin Kim with campaign money.

- Chris Shays (R, CT), first House Republican publicly out against DeLay. Wife was hired to head up AmeriCorps in 1998, a six-figure salary, six weeks before Clinton impeachment proceedings. Mysteriously, Shays also opposed Clinton's impeachment and trial.

- John Breaux (D, LA), was the top trip taker in congress from 2000 - 2004.

- Robert Wexler (D, FL), was the third top trip taker in congress from 2000- 2004.

- 8 House members filed the same travel papers as DeLay for the Korea trip. One of them was "Baghdad" Jim McDermott (D, WA).

- Over 4800 lobbyist-funded trips wee taken by congress-critters over the last 4 years, costing $14.8 million. 62% of the money was spent on democrat members' travel.

- Finally, Nancy Pelosi (D, CA, paid a $21,000 fine to the FEC for essentially buying votes for her to be House Minority Leader. Story is buried.


Also, check out this nut’s web site who’s making accusations about UN Ambassador Nominee John Bolton being ‘mean’ to her.

Lynn Finney.com

I’ll treat yon readers to a dreamy quote.
These pages, updated sporadically, are dedicated to each one of you. My mission is to help people overcome limiting beliefs, realize who we really are, tap into our inner power, live with passion, and discover the amazing power of our minds - and see the miracles all around us.


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From An Email as Well…

Real interesting story of Saddam’s capture.
AND NOW YOU KNOW...THE REST OF THE STORY

The Pentagon, understandably, has sanitized the account of Saddam Hussein's capture. But now the soldier, Samir, who dragged the Iraqi dictator out of his spider hole gives a more earthy account of the events.

Samir is actually an Iraqi who lost a number of family members to Saddam's brutality during the 1991 Shiite uprising. He escaped Iraq and resettled in St. Louis in 1994. He was a big fan of Clint Eastwood and John Wayne movies as a kid. And he's the guy responsible for those digital photos of Saddam's capture you may have seen on the Internet - photos the military unsuccessfully tried to cover up.

Oh, and Samir punched Hussein in the mouth. "A close inspection of the photo reveals blood on Saddam's lips where Samir's fists landed their mark."

This is an inspiring story...but is not for the faint of heart. BE WARNED: The soldiers on the hunt for Saddam weren't playing patty-cake with the prisoners they interrogated. They are soldiers, not Cub Scouts. And the language used did not come from Miss Manners. This story probably should NOT be read by women and children...or pantywaist liberals. For the rest of you, bon apetit:

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From Another Email

At this point, ladies and gems, I’ve lost complete track of what email came from where. But I look at all of it and use a lot of it. So thanks to all.
SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW (ALMOST) EVERYTHING?

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the
back of the $5 bill.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line
would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an
average of 6 months waiting at red lights.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and
"lollipop" with your right.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel
that it burns.

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every
letter of the alphabet.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are
read left to right or right to left (palindromes).

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous":
tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in
order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only
on one row of the keyboard.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks;
otherwise it will digest itself.

Now you know (almost) everything!



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On Opportunity

"We are continually faced with great opportunities which are brilliantly disguised as unsolvable problems."
-- Margaret Mead

"A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds."
-- Francis Bacon

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Wisdom from 1776
"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better
than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen."
- Samuel Adams, speech at the Philadelphia
State House, August 1, 1776.

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Wisdom from the Court
Judge Learned Hand said, "Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women, when it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it."

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The Lesson of the Wolves

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One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people.

He said, "My son, the battle is between 2 "wolves" inside us all.

One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy,sorrow, regret, greed,
arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride,
superiority, and ego.

The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility,
kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."

The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his
grandfather: "Which wolf wins?"

The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."

- Author Unknown




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Yet Another Bit of Web Site Genius

Here's a web site that would be great for writers and Bloggers. Just key in a dialect desired then enter a URL. Dialects available include ‘hillbilly', ‘moron', ‘cockney' and ‘pig latin'. Below is an excerpt of my Blog post true crime update from Tuesday 4/26/05.

Way cool.
Two thin's make this hyar case intriguin'. Fust is th' eerie similarity t'Baltimo'e prosecuto' Jon-Boy Luna, who went missin' an' whose hide was later discovahed, bleedin' fum menny shaller cuts but drowned in a small Pennsylvania creek. Shet mah mouth!

ah wrote an extensive account of Lunaâ ™s disappeareence:Th' Peekoolyar Death of Jon-Boy Luna. His death is classified a homicide by Pennsylvania po-lice; a sueycide by th' Baltimo'e FBI.

Even peekoolyarr is th' sto'y of Gricarâ ™s brother. Fum South Car'linaâ ™s Most Wanted Web Site

DIALECTIZER

May 02, 2005

True Crime: Idiots: Wilbanks, the Couey Crew, Debbie Rowe; Week Passed-Bush Speech, Holding hands?;TV-American Idol

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The Runaway Bride

Here’s another big news story that started out as a true crime as classified by the police then turned into, well I don’t know what it turned in to. For Jennifer Wilbanks, 32 and scheduled to be wed this past Saturday 4/29/05, went off to take a jog and never returned.

As these things go, her fiancé, John Mason, was under great scrutiny. Statistics show, ladies and gems, that 85% of folks who turn up dead were killed by someone they knew. It’s a wise police force that studies those around potential victims closely before casting its eyes to strangers.

I didn’t know what to think of John Mason originally. Admittedly my inclination is to suspect this fellow and others in his position. But I could never get a handle on him.

Initially I considered him innocent and this based solely on one comment that he made. When asked by Greta why Jennifer didn’t go jogging with him, he said that she doesn’t like to jog with him, that he talked too much. In fact, Mark Fuhrman was on the telephone with Greta and he mentioned how much he hates to jog with anyone who wants to talk. This sounded very true to my ears, not something Mason trumped up to cover for why he didn’t go jogging with Jennifer.

Then the man took a lie detector test privately and began making demands before submitting to a police administered one. I got suspicious all over again.

But my on and off suspicions were moot in that it turns out that dopey Jennifer showed up in New Mexico of all places. At first she lied and said she was abducted by a Hispanic couple in a blue van. Then her lie was exposed and all hell broke lose.

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There’s a lot of debate about whether Jennifer should be sued for the cost of investigators’ and volunteers’ time.

Here’s the rub. Jennifer or any other idiot has a right to jump on a Trailways and disappear any time they want. However the media or law enforcement react is not on that idiot. BUT, if the idiot KNOWS that all this hoopla is ongoing and still does not take steps to stop the expense and worry, then perhaps they should be held liable.

Now another caveat. If Georgia does not currently have a such a law on the books then they cannot, willy-nilly, just prosecute Jennifer Wilbanks in such a fashion.

One more caveat: It seems to me that a civil lawsuit could be filed by the state investigators and the many volunteers against Jennifer, assuming they prove she was unaware of all the uproar over her disappearance. Then, IF Jennifer should decide to write a book or star in a Lifetime movie, all of the proceeds would then go to the winners of the lawsuit until the max of any monetary reward.

What we don’t need in this country is people faking their own disappearance with a hope of monetary gain by a book or movie based on public curiosity caused by their stunt.

And for the record, the fact that Jennifer lied about an abduction dismisses from my mind any claims she makes that she simply didn’t know. That, ladies and gems, would be a lie.

From fox 24 before Jennifer was found
Her fiance, John Mason, says Wilbanks went jogging Tuesday night in downtown Duluth, and when she didn't return after a couple of hours he called police.


From ABC News after Jennifer was found:
Distressed, out of cash and in disguise, a missing Georgia
bride-to-be turned up on a seedy stretch of Route 66 and told authorities
Saturday she'd been abducted, then copped to the truth she fled the pressure of her looming wedding


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Randolph Dial/Bobbi Parker

I refer yon reader to my post regarding the talented and strange criminal Randolph Dial and the assistant warden’s wife who disappeared along with him.

Blog post-Who is Randolph Dial

Bobbi Jo Parker and Dial were missing for ten years before they were both discovered living in a trailer somewhere in Texas. Parker alleges that she was captive the entire time, unable to escape for fear of danger to her family.

Greta reports that:
per Lee Hancock Dallas Morning News-found in trailer-valentines, love cards, sent to one another, letters sent to others who didn't know her, described presents she gave to him. Spoke to her husband, warden, says she was a hostage, he believes. (note:paraphrased)

And from another blogger, Danny Bloom
hot news here. Parker and Dial were lovers and she will soon be
charged with aiding and abetting his escape.

Watching it all from over here in Taiwan, go figure, I am,

Danny Bloom

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Michael Jackson-It Gets Even More Bizarre

Couple of things going on with Michael Jackson, pedophile who molests kids selected especially because of their dysfunctional families. Let’s begin with yet another idiot-Debbie Rowe.

Who was supposed to testify that she did not mean what she said in that rebuttal documentary where she claimed Jackson was a wonderful father.

She did not say that. Instead she went back to her stupid moon-eyed adoration of Michael Jackson which caused her to bear two children then sign them over to him. For a fee, of course.

Any woman who bears children and gives them to anyone, much less pedophile Michael Jackson, gets no credence in my book. I don’t know why Sneddon thought she was worth the time to testify. I’m hearing she feels pressure because she wants to see her children, which I don’t believe else why did she give them to him to begin with?

Rowe did provide the one insight in the trial that caused me giggle. When asked about Mark Geragos, that deceitful attorney who shows up whenever there’s a camera then proceeds to plead out his client or they lose completely, why Debbie Rowe snorted and said exactly this. May her comments be forever part of the dialogue about this loser lawyer.

It also would appear that an attorney who worked closely with Michael’s brother, a Mr. Oxman, was fired completely from the case. Unlike Geragos, I think Tom Mesereau is really trying to win this case for his client. As such he doesn’t need more dopey attorneys hanging around, gumming up the works.

From Fox News
My sources say that Oxman — who'd been missing from court for over a week — had been told by Mesereau not to appear today. Oxman ignored him, however, and showed up at the start of court. When he tried to take his seat, Mesereau ordered him to sit with the public and not with the defense. Once seated, Oxman was then served with official notice that he'd been fired.


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Also, it would seem that Michael has money worries not that I’m surprised what with having to pay off female baby-making machines and former victims of his pedophilia. Seems a Ron Burkle came to his aid.

From Fox News
Jackson has gone to the tycoon hoping that Burkle, who is reportedly worth $2.3 billion, can stave off the former King of Pop's much-needed sale of his portion of Sony/ATV Music Publishing.

Jackson is currently at risk of defaulting on over $270 million in loans …

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That Couey Crew

Get a load of this all American family.

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Myself and Bill O’Reilly have been banging the drums over this crew.

Why are they walking free? Did the DA make a deal with them? Can it really be possible Couey held Jessica for days in a closet and they didn’t know it? Even if they didn’t, which myself and half of America doesn’t believe, shouldn’t they at least get a slap for aiding and abetting? It was this Dixon woman who bought Couey his bus ticket out of town after all.

I’ve been watching Bill O’Reilly’s show and he’s staying on top of this. He’s got prosecutor King on the run. Although, hey, it could have been the pressure from this Blog, you should smile.

It’s entirely possible that Jessica could have been saved had these idiots reacted and did the right thing.

So why are they free to go to Disney World?

From Citrus documents
Dorothy Dixon, Couey's half-sister, also spoke with investigators about allegations Couey molested her children.

Dixon said she allowed Couey to live in her home with her children, even after hearing of the allegations that he molested them.

She allowed it "because he's my brother," she told investigators.

The girl also told investigators she stayed in the mobile home on Snowbird Court where Jessica's body was found, and all the adults in the residence would use cocaine and drink alcohol.

After Jessica's disappearance, the girl said, deputies began coming to their mobile home looking for Couey. Shortly after that, someone at the home told Couey to move out, and he got his jacket and left the house.

A couple of days later, she said, family members saw Couey walking along U.S. 19 and got him something to eat before he boarded a bus to Georgia. After that, Madie and Gene Secord took the family to Disney World, she said.

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Finally, Some BTK Pictures

Pictures of the serial murderer known as BTK, or “bind, torture, kill” aren’t at all rare. But I came across a picture of Dennis Rader in a moment with his wife and thought it fascinating.

I have to wonder what it must be like to be married to such a brutal man.

And she looks so normal!

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Congress Critters Open Can of Worms

I'm thinking maybe the Democrats got more than they bargained for. Because in their effort to bring down Tom Delay, a successful representative who gets things done, the Dems went after what they called "questionable" travel and political association.

As if, what were they thinking, every one of them doesn't have such questionable travel accompanied by strange bedfellow political sharks.

It's how it works. The Dems know it. But that party doesn't believe in winning at the ballot box. They could, just throwing it out there, actually try to beat Tom Delay in his home district. They could, throwing it out there again, come up with some original ideas and challenge Delay in what Rush calls the "arena of ideas".

It's much easier to cheat and use the judiciary to advance a political agenda the peons have voted against.

Meanwhile us fools out here in la-la land have to sit and watch these idiots waste taxpayer money with their games except, hey throwing it out there, actually conduct the nation's business. We wait until we can, as we have done methodically since the early nineties, vote them out piece meal by piece meal. So the games continue.
From the Wapo:
Members of Congress are rushing to amend their travel and campaign records, fearing that the controversy over House Majority Leader Tom DeLay will trigger an ethics war that will bring greater scrutiny to their own travel and official activities.

Some offices have sharply limited staff travel, and some members are not traveling at all because of the intense review they believe they will face in coming months.

Lawmakers are paying old restaurant bills, filing missing forms and correcting erroneous ones as journalists and political opponents comb through records and DeLay (R-Tex.) attempts to answer questions about travel financing and his past relationships with lobbyists.


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And Just for the Hell of It

There's been some digging by some sharp Journalists. Statistics emerge. Turns out Tom DeLay is a piker when it comes to traveling around like a big shot. The Dems beat him handily. How else can they feel relevant?

From Chron.com
House Majority Leader Tom DeLay traveled on official business less than dozens of members of Congress, who took 5,400 official trips at a cost of $16 million in the last five years, according to a study released Tuesday.

Democrats traveled more frequently than Republicans.



The top 10 travelers, by the number of trips in the last five years, were all Democrats.

DeLay was tied for 114th place on the list, with 15 trips.

Democrats took 3,025 trips, while Republicans went on 2,375 trips, with two independent lawmakers accounting for another 10.

Several members, including Democrat Nancy Pelosi, minority leader from California, have been forced to revise their official travel disclosure forms and inform the ethics committee of mistakes.

A Pelosi aide had not reported a $9,000 trip to South Korea with the same group that sponsored another DeLay trip that has drawn media scrutiny.

The aide, Eddie Charmaine Manansala, "wasn't aware she had to file a staff report," said Pelosi's spokeswoman Jennifer Criden.

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The Tragedy of the Georgia Toddlers

This story and the so-called "runaway bride" are straddling the line between true crime and current events. Both dramatic and interesting stories come to us courtesy of the state of George. Florida, I hear, is taking a rest.

So far it appears that the toddlers is a case of neglect rather than a true crime. Although there's still some strangeness about that case. As in how those young children got all the way down to that pond in the five minute period the mother claims she was in the bathroom.

The mother, as it turns out, was neglectful and the child protective services had been monitoring the situation for at least a year.

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Here's a good perspective on the conditions of little Jonah and Nicole's home:
Three-year-old Jonah Payne and his 2-year-old sister, Nicole, who went
missing Saturday, were discovered at 12:15 p.m. Monday near the shoreline of the pond, a few hundred yards from their rural Georgia home and within feet of each other. Warrenton is about 100 miles east of downtown Atlanta.


Searchers did not find the children during an initial search Saturday of the 1 1/2-acre pond, which is coated with a layer of green algae. A searcher on Monday spotted a lump by the shoreline, which turned out to be Nicole's body. Her brother was nearby, police said.

The children's mother, Lottie Kain, 33, told authorities they had apparently wandered away about 6 p.m. Saturday while she was in the bathroom. The children had strayed from their home earlier that day as well, but were brought home shortly afterward by a neighbor, said Warrenton Police Chief Jim McClain.

On one occasion, Coleman said, Kain said she could leave the boy alone because he would be safe in his playpen. Coleman said she scolded Kain, saying: "Good Lord, don't you know a baby can get out, and turn the stove on and burn the house down?"

Coleman said she evicted the family about a year ago for nonpayment of rent. While they lived in her mobile home park, Coleman said, "The house was a mess. Old food . . . on the tables in the living room. Food on the couch. . . . I wouldn't feed my dog [there.
By CRAIG SCHNEIDER in Atlanta, MAE GENTRY in Warrenton
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Published on: 04/26/05

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Most Under-Reported Story of the Week
Thanks to Slick Rich

Although we'll be hearing more about it in the future, I'm sure.

Ted Kennedy's brother in law a wired FBI informant? The headlines should be plastered with this information!
Teddy Kennedy's brother in law turns out to be an FBIinformant inside democrat fundraising over the last three or four years. Hewas a young man that ingratiated himself doing campaign and fundraisingactivities during Clinton's second presidential campaign and his second term. He was arrested and charged in an illegal campaign contribution /bank fraud / check kiting scheme in Louisiana 3-4 years ago. He decided totake a plea bargain and wore a wire for the FBI for over three years. Herecorded conversations during democrat fundraising strategy sessions, fundraising, and related wheeling and dealing. He was the inside informant who taped David Rosen, who put together Hillary's 2000 Hollywood Gala fundraising event, and gathered sufficient information that led to his arrest. He also participated in efforts to funnel foreign campaign contributions into democrat campaigns. The FBI is not saying anything about how much other information they have on other democrat campaign finance fraud. There should be a number of democrats getting nervous - one of themwould be Hillary. Limbaugh, Fri.

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The Bush Prime Time Press Conference

I myself wanted to watch The Apprentice so I wasn't all that keen about this prime time affair this past Thursday 4/29/05. As I understand it the networks had a cow and Bush did agree to push the start of the press conference to 8:00 am.

I noted two surprises. At least for me.

I was surprised when Bush said that no, he did not consider the opponents to his judicial nominees to be because they are people of faith. Bill Frist and a cadre of Republicans had been out promoting that notion the entire week prior.

Bush said he thought congressional opposition to his judicial nominees was due to ideological differences in how they viewed the role of the judiciary.

I think Bush is exactly right, frankly. Those that view the American judiciary as the final arbiter of all things moral and cultural have it wrong. The judiciary exists to check that laws passed by legislatures and acts of the executive branches adhere to constitutional standards.

It's a tough row to hoe. People consider judges the guys in black robes who bang the gavels and that's the end of it. Of course this is in criminal and civil courts, not the federal appeals and supreme courts, which have an entirely different function.

Finally, one smart alec reporter had to mention something about "rich people" such as "Dick Cheney". Bush chided him for it, calling it a "low blow".

Which it was. Is Dick Cheney the only rich person in America? So why did the reporter feel the need to mention it? Could have this alleged impartial journalist have a political agenda of his own?
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On One Hand, It's Kinda Sweet ...

On the other hand, well that's the one Bush is using to hold the hand of Saudi Prince Abdullah. The political fallout from this visual is not that the Dems will start whispering that Bush is homosexual though who knows, they might.

No. The price of gasoline notwithstanding, Saudi Arabia still was home to fifteen of those terrorists who attacked our country on 9/11/01. Lots of Americans haven't forgotten that. Plus Saudi Arabia continues to fund radical Islam.

A bunch of inbred retards sprung from camels that House of Saud.

But I guess Bush was being nice.

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The Presidential Ipod
In between clucking about John Bolton's attire and hair and the lies a