Thursday

TV-Review "Dancing With the Stars" 08 Performance Episode Aired 4/21/08 and "The Bachelor London Calling"

Here's a review of ABC's "Dancing With the Stars" for the performance night of 4/21/08. We'll have reviews of the dances from the night, who got elimination and who might be next.

Also we'll have a review of "The Bachelor London Calling" and Matt Grant's quest to find an American bridge.

Matt's going to be visiting his top four choices' home towns and families and we'll have all the scoop.

All with pics and video you'll find nowhere else on the Internet.


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Top 12 Contenders Pic Montages "Dancing With the Stars" 2008

Shannon and Derek Lose Their Cool-Marlee Matlin Sent Home

First, as we understand it, the next performance round will have the contenders of ABC's "Dancing with the Stars" 2008 dancing TWICE with each dance judged by a judge. This would be the coming episode to be aired on Monday 4/28/08.

On the performance round aired Monday 4/21/08, there were no two dances singled out as in the past. Instead, the dance as would be performed was announced at the time of the dance.

First up was Jason Taylor, whose partner, Edyta, had a costume that was barely there. Jason danced a cha-cha and as always, Jason looked limber and fluid on the dance floor. Although judge Carrie complained that Jason seemed to have problems with his arms.

Jason and his partner received a score of 24.

Shannon Elizabeth and her partner Derek performed a Rumba. My notes, taken as the dances were being performed on 4/21/08, specifically state that I thought the judges were pretty hard on Shannon.

My notes also state that Shannon made some pretty spectacular moves doing that Rumba.

Still judge Carrie Ann said, and my notes indicate this, that Shannon was “not a natural”.

Now the reason this is significant is that on the elimination round of 4/22/08 a video of Shannon and Derek was shown. They both complained about how they thought the judges were very mean to Shannon and how referring to Shannon as not being a natural dancer served to pick her out even though, in theory and by the show’s very nature, NONE of the contenders were “naturals” in terms of the dance.

Which is actually very true. This is why I bothered to write down that rather condescending comment by judge Carrie Ann. Shannon Elizabeth has all the potential of most any former contender on that series to grow with practice and training. When I think of a Dance With the Star’s contender who is “not a natural” for the dance and will likely never be, I’m thinking Penn Jillette with the size 14 shoe. Of course Carrie Ann might lump Shannon in with the likes of Jillette and Adam Corolla and goodness knows Carrie Ann knows more about the dance than this humble Blogger. I disagree is all and I think labeling Shannon like that can damage her in terms of how the voting audience views her.

Later in the elimination round, Shannon and Derek apologized for their moment of anger. They said that it was the pressure of the moment which caused their rant. I think it was probably the pressure of the judges, frankly, as I think Shannon was very justified in her anger.

Anyway, Shannon and her partner received a score of 24 for that notorious Rumba.

Marlee Matlin montage


Next up was Marlee Matlin and it was to be Marlee’s last dance on the Dancing With the Stars 2008 series, which I could not know at the time.

Marlee performed a Mambo and she too wore a skimpy but sexy outfit.

Marlee dances even though she can’t hear the music being played. Perhaps I was paying closer attention, but as she and her partner danced the Mambo I could see Marlee plainly taking cues from her partner. Which is fine please understand except that after the dance the judges all said that Marlee looked uncomfortable during the performance.

I’m not sure she looked uncomfortable, at least from the vantage point of the TV viewing audience but as I’ve stated, the cues given by Marlee’s partner were evident during this dance and it certainly was awkward to say the least.

Carrie Ann was kind of tough on Marlee and the following night Marlee was, indeed, eliminated. Which I’d offer as proof that the judges comments are critical and affect public perceptions of a performance.

During the pre-dance vignette Marlee brought in nobody less than “Da Fonz”, Henry Winkler. She introduced him as her “special friend” and, indeed, when Marlee was eliminated, she again paid a verbal tribute to her friend Winkler.

So are Marlee and the Fonz an item?

I’m just askin’ …

Marlee and her partner received a score of 21 points for their performance.

Christian de la Fuentes ended up in the bottom two last week and he vowed to try even harder this week that this not happen again. Christian danced a Foxtrot to the tune “Come Fly With Me”. I thought Christian looked excellent and elegant during the dance. The judges all liked and pronounced the performance was the best ever for de la Fuentes. Bruno said Christian demonstrated “excellent footwork”.

The judges awarded Christian and his partner a nice total of 27 points.

Marissa Winokur danced a Viennese Waltz. Marissa, as do most contenders, has lost some weight during this series. So with that pretty long dress hiding Marissa’s somewhat chunky legs, Winokur looked stunning as she moved about the dance floor to the tune made famous by Tom Jones-“Delilah”.

The judges were kind to Marissa and awarded her and her partner a respectable 26 points for the performance.

Yamaguchi montage


Next up the lady that no one can keep up with, Kristi Yamaguchi.

If anyone other than Kristi wins this thing I will be surprised.

Speaking of surprise, I was very surprised to learn that Kristi had been born with club feet! Sometimes coincidences happen I must suppose. But who would think a baby with club feet requiring casts through toddler-hood would grow up to be an Olympic gold medallist skater and now, likely the winner of the 2008 “Dancing With the Stars” series?

Kristi danced a jive and it was great to watch. The judges agreed in that they awarded Kristi and her partner the first perfect score of this year’s series…30 points to be exact.

Mario was up next and he danced an almost x-rated Rumba. The judges liked Mario’s performance although Len groused that the dance was almost too raunchy for television. Heh.

Mario was docked for a lift that shouldn’t have happened per the rules for the Rumba and Mario got a bit of an attitude about it.

Still, Mario and his partner received a total of 28 points from the judges, the second highest score of the night!

score grid through 4/21/08


Below is a short remix of the performances on 4/21/08, including Jason’s cha-cha and the problem with his arms, Christian’s best dance to date, Mario’s steamy Rumba and a little bit of that group dance in which one strong male dancer picked up Marissa!

That group dance looked great, by the way, with Kristi and her closes competitor, Jason, as team leaders.



Top Twelve Contenders "Dancing With the Stars" 2008

Marlee Matlin (Fabian Sanchez) Sent home 4/22/08
Penn Jillette (Kym Johnson)Sent home 3/25/08
Marissa Winokur (Tony Dovolani)
Adam Carolla (Julianne Hough)Sent Home 4/8/08
Kristi Yamaguchi (Mark Ballis Jr)
Christian De la Fuente (Cheryl Burke)
Monica Seles (Jonathan Roberts)Sent home 3/25/08
Mario (Karina Smirnoff)
Steve Guttenberg (Anna Trebunskaya)Sent home 3/31/08
Jason Taylor (Edyta Sliwinski)
Shannon Elizabeth (Derek Hough)
Priscilla Presley (Louis Van Amstel)Sent home 4/15/08

Prior Links to Posts for "Dancing With the Stars" 2008
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Premiere Review 3/17/08
Penn Jillette and Monica Seles Sent Home
Episode aired 3/31/08-Review
Episode Aired 4/7/08-Review
Samba and Rumba Episode 4/14/08
Review Performance Episode aired 4/21/08


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To See the Top 15 Chosen by The Bachelor Matthew Grant

Matt Grant Visits Four Families and Home Towns

There were four final females out of the original 25 who have so captured Matt’s fancy that he kept them around until this, the show that will have Matt visiting the women’s home towns and families.

I wonder what the families of females who enter this series think of their daughter being somewhat pathetic as to cast her lot in competition with a bunch of other women for one man’s heart. Could any man ever be worth all that, or so I would think should my own daughter ever embark on such a thing.

It’s obvious that the families must speak in euphemisms. Example, “quest” is often used as the word to replace any term or phrases that must encapsulate what’s really going on, which is a chance for a man to play around with a bunch of female minds whilst enjoying the love and adoration. So a Bachelor might say to a concerned Dad…”I’m so glad Mary joined me in this ‘quest’ “…which sounds so much better than saying “yeah, your daughter’s one of many vying for my heart and shamelessly coming on to me week after week.”

But okay, sarcasm aside, the families as visited by Matt mostly seemed normal. Except for Shayne’s family, of course, who come off as a bunch of kooks. Which is intriguing in that I think that Matt is honing in on Shayne as his life’s true love.

shayne montage


So I “discovered” a few posts ago that contender Shayne was the daughter of Lorenzo Lamas. Lorenzo is the son of the heartthrob of my own generation, Fernando Lamas. So Shayne comes from a long line of actors and showbiz types.

Lorenzo Lamas, my research showed, has a slew of kids all over the damn planet. Shayne is his oldest daughter and I should think, what with all those children, he might have forgotten about the child he had with some woman eons ago.

Lorenzo sure was showing his age when he met Matt Grant. In fact, Lorenzo seemed to be trying to wreck Shayne’s “quest” to capture Matt Grant in that he kept telling Matt that Shayne’s always wanted to be an actress and did he know this?

The implication, at least from the TV viewer’s perspective, was that Shayne is merely acting out any attraction she has to Matt and, indeed, Matt too said he thought at times that Shayne was pulling his leg.

Throughout the Shayne family meeting we had Shayne crying with her sister, declaring undying love to her father for Matt, thanking her mother for raising her. It was an emotional smorgasbord and frankly, it was all bullshit as I saw it. I wonder if Shayne is not pulling a big joke on this Bachelor fellow but I could be, and probably am, way off in that there’s no proof save my hunch, that Matt is going to choose Shayne.

Finally, hey, how do I say that Shayne has probably the most unattractive mother ever to appear on this series? No wait! I just said it.

The old saw is for a guy to look at the female’s mother for an indication of what she’ll be in the future. In Shayne’s case she will be a wrinkled, overly-tanned, bleached blonde senior citizen with huge lips that had just a tad too much Botox pumped in them through the years.

But that’s just me. Shayne’s mother did seem to be a nice lady and she did seem to love Shayne greatly.

Hey, Shayne is only 22 years old. She comes from money, true. But beyond that and if I had a say in the matter, I don’t think Matt should choose her at all.

But we shall see. Just what part of Matt’s anatomy is making this decision will be the clue.

Noellel/Chelsea montage


Next Matt visited Noelle and it was obvious there was no spark there. Noelle, in fact, acted very surprised to even be in the final four and she kept telling her parents that she hasn’t as of yet “put herself out there”. Which is another euphemism used on this series to mean…”I haven’t indicated in any way that I even like the guy.”

Actually I would think Noelle’s reaction to be quite normal under these circumstances. She evidently stayed in the game but Noelle never engaged in any of the sometimes ridiculous behaviors exhibited by the contenders. Noelle never showed her boobs or got drunk and left her panties in the bachelor’s pocket or sobbed in despair when he chose another female for a 1 on 1 date. Sure a lot of this stuff is scripted but my impression of Noelle is that she hung around until the end and suddenly she began to think maybe she’ll have a chance to win the bachelor’s heart.

Noelle also struck me as a bit of a dim bulb but again, that’s just me.

Later that night Noelle was not given a rose and was sent home. Noelle teared up a bit but she didn’t seem overly upset.

Matt also visited Chelsea and her family and this was a lackluster visit as well. In fact, Matt’s visits to Shayne’s parents and Amanda’s parents were given much more air time than his visit with either Noelle and Chelsea.

I think this is intentional. I predict Chelsea will be the next to be sent home.

href="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b323/patfish/TV/Bachelor%202008/42108amandamontagetvba0842408.jpg">Amanda montage


Next visit was a bit of a hoot in that Matt visited Amanda and her “fake” parents. Amanda had hired a couple of actors and in a somewhat funny send-up, Amanda’s fake mother made moves on Matt and her fake father asked embarrassing questions. Matt didn’t seem aware of the prank being played on him but I am suspicious that he knew what was up. Remember that Matt isn’t an actor like Shayne.

Eventually Amanda brought out her real parents and the show only focused on this meeting for a few minutes.

If Matt chooses anyone other than Shayne I predict it will be Amanda. First, Amanda and Matt had a 1 on 1 date early on and they seemed to hit it off. Amanda is closer to Matt’s age and she seems remarkably normal. I think it’s telling that there’s been very little interaction between Matt and Amanda offered as part of the scripted drama that is so much a part of a series like this.

montage of kisses from Bachelor London Calling 4/21/08


According to snippets from upcoming attractions, Matt HAS chosen a contender to be his bride. So this year’s series won’t end with like that one with the identical twin pervert who couldn’t find one single female out of 25 to make the love his life.

This series can only afford one such shocking ending else the producers might as well pack it up and call it a day. The viewers of this series, save myself who is the vaunted critic of such shows, WANT a romantic, happy ending.

Brad Womack belongs in the ash heap of Bachelor history.

Top 15 Females Vying for Matthew Grant-The Bachelor London Calling 2008
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Amanda R, 27-Account Executive-
Kristine, 32, Person Trainer-Sent home 3/31/08
Chelsea, 24, pharmaceutical sales, -
Erin H, 25, event planner-Sent home 3/24/08
Erin S, 30, hot dog vendor-Sent home 3/31/08
Robin, 22, Advertising coordinator-Sent Home 4/14/08
Ashlee, 22-singer/songwriter-Sent Home 4/7/08
Shayne, 22, actress-
Marshanna, 27, fashion designer-Sent Home 4/14/08
Holly, 25, children's book author-Sent Home 4/7/08
Carri, 25, church marketing- Sent home 3/24/08
Michelle P, 28, Administrative Assistant-Sent Home 3/24/08
Noelle, 26-photographer-Sent Home 4/21/08
Amy, 22, nanny-Sent Home 3/31/08
Kelly, 24, medical sales-Sent Home 4/7/08

Links to prior reviews "The Bachelor-London Calling" 2008
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Premiere Review 3/17/08
First Three Bachelor Groupies Sent Home
Review episode aired 3/31/08
Episode aired 4/7/08
Down to the Final Four-4/14/08
Review Final Four Visit to Home Town Episode of 4/21/08


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