June 30, 2005

Daily Update 6/30/05

THURSDAY
DATE-6/30/05

Today

Daily Update:
Despite John Conyers lengthy investigation into vote fraud this past election, it would turn out that so far only DEMOCRATS have been found guilty of such fraud.

And Blogs a threat to democracy?

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Hey, it's the Fly on the Wall.

Seems the insect somehow landed inside Jackson's Neverland and chanced to hear the entire family discussing their paycheck's, oops I mean Michael's, future.
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How does painting the deck give an insight into bird parenting skills?

It's a Bird Watching post chock full of observations about this season of the baby birds.
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This Pic of the Week is so evil, so very plainly bad, so terrible and full of lies.

But I loved it and couldn't resist.
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Dems Caught Buying Votes
This even with all the "investigating" done by John Conyers into the 2004 election.

So who ends up stealing votes?

The Democrats!

From the Las Vegas Sun:

EAST ST. LOUIS, Ill. (AP) - A federal jury Wednesday convicted the chairman of the city's Democratic Party and four others of scheming to buy votes with cash, cigarettes and liquor last November.

Prosecutors relied largely on secretly recorded audiotapes in which they say the accused could be heard talking about paying $5 per vote to get key Democrats elected.

Charles Powell Jr., 61, the city's Democratic Party chairman, was found guilty along with the city's former director of regulatory affairs and three others.


CAUTION! This Blog is Bad for Democracy!
Fox News:
The Federal Election Commission says Web blogs just might be a threat to democracy and it's considering whether to police them.

The issue, being discussed during FEC hearings on Tuesday and Wednesday, is whether some Web sites actually provide unregulated benefits to specific political campaigns. The famously free-spirited Web community is fighting back


Tomorrow

Time for some Gossip/Speculation/Rumination.

Lots here, including the latest Cruise craziness, Red Hot Chili Peppers problems, Stephen King being sued.

And do tell, have y'all heard about Oprah and Hermes?
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It was a Katie Couric/Jennifer Wilbanks love fest this past week.

This review of the interview describes how Jennifer told the world just why she ran away and declared her love and adoration for fiance John Mason.

NOT.
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The RINO's in Delaware finally vote for a Republican cause.

Oh, and test your ears on this:

"PRESIDENT BIDEN".

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TV Events of Note
The Cut (New)
CBS: Thursday, June 30 8:00 PM
Reality

It's Like a Flamenco Dancer Gone Wrong
Contestants have 30 hours to design three original dresses to be modeled at the Style Forum; four of the designers are invited to a private party at a New York store.


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Hit Me Baby One More Time (New)
NBC: Thursday, June 30 9:00 PM
Reality, Music

Performers include Missing Persons, Shannon and the Fixx, competing for a charitable donation.

Fly on Wall-The Jackson Family Makes Its Plan;Baby Bird Season; Pic of Week



The Jackson Family Meets and Makes Their Plan

"Mama, get me a another beer, would you?"

Tito's mother stopped in mid-stride, turned around and fetched a beer from the fridge as her son instructed. It was nice to have the whole family together again. Too bad Michael was still feeling so poorly.

Mrs. Jackson set the beer down in front of Tito and assumed a chair next to her husband.

"How is he?" La Toya whispered.

Tito took a long swill of beer and shrugged.

"He's been looking better. We're still giving him that high protein drink the doctor suggested. All he does is watch "Nick at Night" TV re-runs and stare out the window."

Another Jackson brother reached across the table, pulled the pizza box close, opened the box and pulled out a slice of the now cold pizza. A fly had landed on the pizza and the Jackson brother shooed it away with annoyance.

"Well if he doesn't start coming around he certainly isn't going to be able to go on no Victory Tour," the Jackson brother said, then chomped down on the pizza. The fly that had been shooed off from its pizza feast flew over to a sideboard and sat quietly, rubbing its antennae and cleaning its wings in the warmth of a sunbeam.

"Tito do you really think the idea of a victory tour is such a good ...,"

"Damn it, Mama," Papa Jackson shouted, banging his fist on the table to startle everyone. Even the fly on the sideboard jumped from the noise.

"We've been over this time and time again," Papa Jackson said, this time his voice a bit calmer. His wife, having been interrupted from once again expressing her concern over the family's plans to rebuild Michael's future. And his career.

"Mama," Tito said softly, then leaned across the table and took his mother's hand in his. "The fans love Michael. They won't be insulted. They're happy he was found not guilty. If we don't spring on a "Not Guilty Victory Tour" now they're won't be another chance."

Mama Jackson sniffed and pulled her hand from under Tito's.

"No," she said softly. "They'll never be another chance at a ‘not guilty' tour. Because the next time he'll be found guilty."

"Damn it, Mama," Papa Jackson shouted again. He slammed his fist on the table. This time he wanted to slam his fist into his stubborn wife's face. "There isn't a prosecutor in America who would dare to try and take Michael to trial again. We've got a good thing here." Papa Jackson stopped his tirade when he noticed the tears welling in his wife's eyes.

"Look," Papa Jackson addressed his wife softly, "Michael's going to bounce back, you'll see. He had a good scare with that trial. When he understands that there won't be any more trials he'll be dancing and singing again. We'll still be living the good life."

"No more boys?" Mama Jackson asked in a soft whisper.

All around the table eyes met over the head of the family matriarch. This was going to be difficult to handle. Tito got up from his chair and walked around the table. He got down on his knees so he could meet his mother's eyes directly.


"Mama, we'll use the most discretion possible," Tito said. His mother sobbed in response and shook her head no. "Now Mama, we all know about Michael's ‘problem'. We've known it for years. And we all handled it discretely and perfectly. It was only when Michael went and hired that outside security firm and that European management firm that things went to hell."

Tito stopped for a moment to let his mother absorb his words.

"We handled Michael's affairs just fine, Mama. Michael had a few people whisper nasty words about his family and take away his trust. But those people weren't there every day for his trial, were they Mama? WE were there for Michael's trial. His family. Mama, Michael understands this now. He did fire all those people, Mama. We're back in charge."

"But the boys," Mama Jackson murmured. "He could go to jail. It would kill Michael to go to jail."

Mama Jackson looked around the room and was startled by the sudden notion that not another soul at that table loved Michael like she did. Papa Jackson was about to slam his fist on the table again at his wife's insistence that Michael might go to jail. Tito shot his father a glare that warned him not to make a ruckus.

"First, Mama, there's not going to be any boys again for a long time," Tito told his mother. He shifted his position to assumed a more comfortable stance and addressed his mother again. "But we all know that someday it might," here Tito paused and pondered the correct word, "become a problem again," Tito finished.

"But Mama we'll deal with it," Tito continued. "We'll deal with it like we've always dealt with it. This last kid, Mama, we picked the perfect one. Whole family's a nut case. And we were right, Mama. No one believed that pack of white niggers. Sure, it was scarey for a while. But now, Mama, we don't have to worry anymore. Now, if we can get Michael well again, we can capitalize on this case and get Michael back out on the road. Soon he'll have number one hits and his loyal fans will be rocking the concert halls. And if Michael gets a wandering eye again, well we'll scout him out a kid just like the last one. "

Tito looked closely into his mother's guarded eyes. He thought he saw acceptance so he continued his careful explanation.

"Mama, those kids don't suffer any. We all know Michael would never hurt those kids. And God knows we give them everything. Toys, trips, a playhouse mansion. Michael really loves those boys, Mama. He really loves them. It might be the first love some of these boys have ever known. The boys get all of this for just a gentle fondle once in a while. Mama, we keep a close eye on Michael. We make sure nothing really bad happens. Mama, no one deserves to go to jail for something as sweet as that and Mama, that jury knew it. It was win-win. The kid wins, Michael wins."

Tito stood up and walked back to his seat.

"We all win, Mama," Tito said, taking a long swing of his warming beer. "We all win because if any one of us had to actually get a job there ain't a damn thing anyone of us can do. Mama, you're getting too old to be worrying about money. We have a public relations coup here, Mama. America loves Michael, Mama. "

Tito finished the last of the beer and toss the empty can into a nearby can. The noise from the action caused the fly on the sideboard to fly off.

"They'll welcome the "Michael Jackson Not Guilty Victory Tour" with open arms. Then we'll have Michael back in the saddle and we'll all be able to breath a bit easier."

Tito's last statement was the last thing the fly heard as he exited through the crack in the kitchen door, the same place it came in earlier.

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Bird Children and Painted Decks
The deck, it was decided, needed painting.

A decision based on the ominous way certain planks jutted into the air and the appearance of strange wood splinters all about.

Thus it was with paintbrush, roller, sander and paint can in hand that I found myself many of those early June mornings.

The deck is also home to the many birdfeeders hanging upon. Birdfeeders that had to moved and shuffled about that the waterproof stain could be applied and properly do its job.

The birds, may they forever forgive me, were distressed by the move.

Although after a while and no mind the sweating lady moving some object up and down over the wood of the deck, they flew in to partake of the offerings of the misplaced feeders.

In some cases this made their flight path directly over and very near, my human head. Startling me at times to Lucille Ball screams over the titmouse whose feathers brushed against my face.

Over the period of the week that had me painting every corner and crevice of the deck (did you know that every damn piece of wood, no matter how small, has FOUR sides? Every damn one of them.) the finches, chickadees, titmouses, yea even the shy cardinals were flying in for seed, ignoring my human self after time and observation had their avian selves determine me not a threat.



They taught their children this as well. Thus I was treated to the cutest of bird sights only a backyard birder could ever enjoy.

The finch family would fly in earlier in the morn. The youngster finches were instructed to stay safely within the leafy branches of a nearby tree by their anxious parents. The parents would then fly in to the big green feeder to grab a seed.

I’d deliberately not re-filled the feeders this deck painting week as sunflower seeds and deck stain don’t go all that well together. The green feeder is a huge affair that holds a couple pounds of seed. That feeder was left alone as it was out of the way from the painting. It was still full of the beloved sunflower seed and the birds continued to use that feeder even while emitting sharp chickadee scolds and curses because of my presence.

The finch parents would peek around the sides of the feeder to ascertain just where I was. I’d peek right back at them, a big smile on my face that, nany nany boo boo, they had to fly near and around me to get the seed. They’d see my big grinning face, grab a seed and fly back to their children.

Who, every one them, raised a ruckus in their excitement for the peeled seed about to come to them from their parents.

The young titmouses have a baby sound like tiny raspy sawmills. At times the tree was filled with these youngsters, all of them rasping for seed from parents frantically trying to deliver while dealing with the lady human right in the thick of things.

At other times the chickadees and their children flew in. Those young birds emit a sharp high-pitched sound to demand seed food from their parents.

So it was all day. A delight despite the errant hulls spoiling the paint, to this bird lover who got to be right in the middle of the bird families as they made their bird feeder forays.

I would often have to stop, stain dripping paint brush in hand, to watch the activities of the current visitors. The children birds flitted all about the tree canopy as parents flew in for a seed. I had a bird’s eye view, forgive the pun, of the wing shaking baby bird as the parents placed the properly peeled seed into their endless open maws.

In late evening the cardinal family would stop by. Normally a very shy bird, after a few days of warily eyeing my painting presence, they too threw caution to the wind and flew in. Cardinals, unlike the chickadees and titmouses, like to sit at the feeders and munch on seed. Thus at one point I had both mom and dad cardinal sitting on the big green feeder, both enjoying a break from the children, both happily peeling seed and dropping it into my wet paint, no care at all for my human presence.

At one point I put my hands on my hips and determined I might have to take down that big green feeder after all.

Then a flock of titmouses and chickadees flew in. It was chaos in the tree canopy as the children flitted about anxiously awaiting their parents.

Within one foot of my nose the parents flew in, grabbed a seed then flew back to the bird child awaiting the food. I’d look up and saw it all, the parent feeding the baby, the bird children’s twittering wings and open, eager beaks.

No, I decided, smiling at all the bird activity I was seeing so up close and personal.

Besides it’s no big deal to scrape a sunflower hull out of drying deck stain.



June 29, 2005

Daily Update 6/29/05

DATE-6/29/05

Today

Daily Update:

The President’s Speech

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Here's a Miscellany post.

This Consumer Blogger comes across some grocery store cheating.

And boohoo, the saga of the ceiling fan "palm fronds".

Ending with a laugh over airplane repair humor.
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Still the surprise hit of the season, here's an updated review of "Dancing With the Stars".

Who knew the rhumba was such a sexy dance?
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It's time for a FishGiggle.

Instructions for giving the cat a pill.

Been there; Done that.
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”Buck Up Americans, We’re In for the Long Haul”

It was time for the President to do us folks out here in la-la land a favor and give us some upbeat news about Iraq. So last night, June 28, 2005 in this year of our Lord, from Fort Bragg, North Carolina, President George Dubya Bush gave his speech.


Yes, we know it’s hard work. Not helped by the liberal Greek Chorus on the side who point fingers and shout/sing their derision about Iraq events when not one of them could run such a difficult operation for even one minute.

The speech was your basic ‘here’s what we’re doing”.

Oh, and a whole bunch of congress critters went to Gitmo, did yon readers hear?

Not that the NY Times or WAPO covered it or anything. Even Shiela Jackson Lee had to admit the base was a model of proper prison management.

Our people aren’t mistreating those prisoners at Gitmo. Sure there must be times, like when a terrorist throws feces at our guards, that tempers flare. The guard might touch the Koran, say, or call the prisoner a name. Hey, these sorts of things happen in American prisons all across the fruited plains every damn day.

They’re trying. “They” being liberals who would hear the terrorists’ laments even as the terrorists plot a major attack against our citizens. “They” being much of the United Nations which is spreading around oil-for-food money to all politicians who will get us out of Iraq that they not lose a good thing. “They” being cowards who would wait for an attack rather than try to prevent one.

What would the world be like if Saddam were still in power?

Yes. Right now. Right this minute.

Suppose after going to the UN as congress instructed, Bush decided to throw in the towel and let Saddam reign?

What would the world be like?

Saddam would likely continue building palaces. His evil spawn Uday and Kusay would still be raping Iraqi women at will. Saddam’s terrorist friends situated all across the Mideast and Pakistan would be taking his money and building dirty nukes. Saddam’s well-paid and evil Biologists would be cooking up some nasty poisons and plotting how to spread it across the United States.

Assisted by the UN which we now know allowed Iraq to openly violate the sanctions it was supposed to police, taking Saddam’s oil-for-food largesse and living high on the hog.

Syria and Saudi Arabia would be seriously looking the other way because while Saddam and his lust for power concerns them, they’d have no problem with America going down in ashes. America gets on the thieves and thugs who run those countries. It would be nice to get rid of that big pain in the neck across the Atlantic.

Saddam would be emboldened due to our lack of action. Because if George W. Bush didn’t do it then for sure no one else would do it. Saddam would know he was safe. He’d be regarded with awe across the Muslim world.

I’m thinking, maybe by now, maybe next year, America would suffer an attack designed to bring it down. Because that is exactly what 9-11-01 was meant to do. The strategery of choosing the pentagon, the trade center, perhaps congress or the White House, was meant to throw this country into economic and political chaos. The terrorists who attacked our country weren’t necessary trying to kill lots of Americans. Had they wanted to kill lots of Americans they’d have rammed all of those planes into Disney World or a stadium sponsoring a huge sports event.

They wanted to bring this country down and damn I wish Bush would state this emphatically once in a while. So many Americans seem to forget this.

If Saddam were still in power we can be sure he’d get it right the next time. Him and his terrorist Mideast allies along with lots of UN money. Instead of sitting in jail in his underwear, Saddam would be dishing out money to terrorists who would likely be figuring out the attack that would end this country’s existence.

It might be biological. It might be nuclear.

But Saddam would be right in the thick of it. Once the United States was helpless, the entire Mideast would hail and acknowledge Saddam as the hero they would consider him to be. A UN army, peopled by many volunteers from the Mideast, would “help” America recover from the massive attack.

In due course we’d all be reading the Koran.

With the Ten Commandments Out of Mind and Out of Sight as ordered by the Supreme Court.
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The Wealthy and Their Cute Little Airplanes
John F. Kennedy Jr.
John Denver
Now, John Walton

There’s just not enough money in the world to overcome the force of gravity.

When flying souped-up lawnmowers across the skies without knowledge of how to operate the thing, gravity often wins.

Gravity.

And hey, a strange form of natural selection.

From BBC.com

John Walton, son of the founder of the US Wal-Mart retail chain, has died when his light aircraft crashed in Wyoming.

No one else was aboard the plane piloted by the 58-year-old billionaire, which crashed shortly after take-off from Jackson Hole.

Walton was the world's 11th richest person, worth in excess of $18bn according to Forbes magazine.

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Tomorrow

Hey, it's the Fly on the Wall.

Seems the insect somehow landed inside Jackson's Neverland and chanced to hear the entire family discussing their paycheck's, oops I mean Michael's, future.
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How does painting the deck give an insight into bird parenting skills?

It's a Bird Watching post chock full of observations about this season of the baby birds.
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This Pic of the Week is so evil, so very plainly bad, so terrible and full of lies.

But I loved it and couldn't resist.

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TV Events of Note
ABC-9pm
"Dancing With the Stars"


AND

CBS-"Sixty Minutes" Wednesday, June 29 8:00 PM
Talk, Newsmagazine

Small towns feel the impact of heavy enlistment of their younger citizens; millions of people take up to two months of vacation each year; a composer creates a song for each child who is sick.

Review-Dancing With the Stars;Grocery Store Cheat;Fishgiggles-Giving Cat a Pill



Grocery Store Cheat

"Glade oil refills-2.99".

Boom, the item was added to the grocery list. For such as smell devices are in abundance here in Serendipity Shore what with six cats and two dogs. Regular cleaning of the litter pans and brushing of the dogs is the main action of cleanliness in a pet household. Sometimes, it's best, just in case, to fill the air with a clean smell to compete against random and arbitrary pet smells.

So when these items go on sale I will stock up.

In the cleaning supplies aisle I regard the Glade oil refills and note they are NOT on sale and cost $2.95 each. I go up and down the aisle for surely there's a sale flyer around somewhere. Surely there was a mistake so I figure. Surely an item that costs $2.95 when not on sale cannot be considered a sale at $2.99? Surely?

But no, there's no sale flyers anywhere, no indication that the Glade oil refills cost any more or less than $2.95 each. Period.

After regarding the sales flyer again to insure sanity, I shrug and move on. I didn't actually NEED the refills this particular shopping week, understand. It's just that they were on sale.

It took a cruise down two more aisles before I decided it was time for me to do some investigating.

"Well that sales flyer encompasses the whole state of Delaware," the smiling grocery manager informs me. "Up in Wilmington things are way more expensive. $2.99 is probably a sale price up that way."

Not that, you should smile, Delaware is known as a state of vast mileage. So big and wide it would seem that the price of Glade oil refills verily changes price right before our eyes as we traverse the state north to south.

I'm think maybe Glade oil refills start at a buck in California and end up over ten bucks each once one gets down near Mexico. This makes me glad I live in Delaware.

"Why in all my years of shopping I've never heard of such a thing," I informed the still-smiling store manager.

He shrugged. "Yeah, it happens all the time. All of the SuperFresh stores share the same flyer."

Being a consultant and everything, I understand the value of economies of scale. It's likely much cheaper for the super market chain to put out one grand flyer that would serve as advertising for SuperFresh stores up and down this broad and populous state.

Somehow I think it's a form of NOT truth in advertising. For the recipient of the flyer in lower Slovobia Georgetown Delaware has a right to assume prices at their local SuperFresh are congruent with the prices advertised. To have the manager of the store happy and smiling and telling me, essentially, ‘hey, we lied', doesn't pass muster.

And so I must be consumer Blogger and send my complaint in to the bigwigs at SuperFresh.Com.

Stayed tuned for the response.

Ceiling Fan Heartbreak

Okay, so heartbreak is a bit strong sentiment. But if Jennifer Wilbanks can run off, leaving behind a $50,000 wedding and a fiancé accused of her murder, because, well nobody really knows why-than I can call the inability to use my fine ceiling fan fronds a veritable heartbreak.

Below a link to the Blog post where I waxed poetic about my Mother's Day gift of long sought after ceiling fans.

Ceiling Fan Blog Post Here

It turns out that the heavy plastic fan "fronds", designed to look like Carribean palm fronds, well they keep the fan from turning around like it should.

Dogs and I have suffered for almost a month before I relented.

"Pat, I think those plastic things keep the fan from turning properly," husband told me after much research into my complaint that the bedroom was very hot of late.

While we have central air conditioning, the cold air didn't seem to make it back to my bedroom suite. Shared with two dogs who also "complained". The little fat dachshund took to laying in on the cool bathroom floor. The bigger dog moved about and fussed all night.

So we took off the pretty plastic fan blade covers that would transform my bedroom suite into a Hawaiian hotel room.

Another dream shattered.

Time for a Smile
Thanks to Doc.

Qantas Pilot gripe sheet - your morning laugh

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe
sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The
mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and
then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor.

Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots
(marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by
maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that
has never had an accident.

Enjoy!

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
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P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
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P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit! .
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P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on backorder.
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P: Auto pilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
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P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
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P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
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P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.
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P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
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P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
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P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
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P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
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P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
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P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed
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----- And the best one for last..................

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget
pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget


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"Dancing With the Stars"-Lovely to Watch

There's been three eliminations in the reality series featured on ABC called "Dancing With the Stars". The last elimination occurred on Wednesday, June 22 in this year of our Lord 2005.

Using the term "stars" loosely as there are a few tough requirements for the celebrities who participate in this dance competition. One, they must be able to dance and two, they must have the time required for practice and filming of the contest.

Thus the celebrities dancing across our screens across America are not necessarily household names. The celebrity dancers include former members of rock groups, fashion models and actors in soap operas. The list of dancers and celebrities who started in this reality series is below.

Trista Sutter Celebrity dancer -eliminated
Louis van Amstel Professional dancer -eliminated
Rachel Hunter Celebrity dancer -eliminated
Jonathan Roberts Professional dancer -eliminated
Kelly Monaco Celebrity dancer
Alec Mazo Professional dancer
Joey McIntyre Celebrity dancer
Ashly DelGrosso Professional dancer
Evander Holyfield Celebrity dancer -eliminated
Edyta Sliwinska Professional dancer -eliminated
John O'Hurley Celebrity dancer
Charlotte Jorgensen Professional dancer


I am as surprised by how much I like this show as the many pundits. For this reality show has captured the fantasy of the country and has consistently scored number one in its time slot.

In fact, I hate to see any dancers eliminated. Evander Holyfield cut a dashing swath across the dance floor, so handsome with his muscled body as he danced the complicated steps of the rumba and jitterbug. This series has a unique judging system that does allow audience participation via phone-in or online voting. But the value of the judges' points is equally important to the survival or elimination of a contestant.

My Grandma Blogger eyes remain mesmerized with the wonder of a male and a female dancing together, step-by-step, move-by-move. This while in each other's arms, almost unheard of today. They dance while attired in pretty, sexy dresses or debonair tuxedos, adding to the beauty of the vision.

Their dances are not the dance movements we know today. Indeed they are not even the dance movements known to this Grandmother Blogger who does recall a time, vaguely, when dancers use to lock arms during the dance. Their dances are classic dances; the rumba, the waltz, the jitterbug.




If there is a rub to this show it's the vapid female hostess who interviews the dancers after they've finished their dance and await the judges' scores. Last week she asked Rachel Hunter, I'm not making this up, "Do you think the votes of the judges is important?" The votes of the judges being half of the contestant's scores, well that seemed a dumb question.

Rachel Hunter, who was eliminated that night, didn't bop the woman over the head and shout "OF COURSE, it's important!" as I would have.

This series is also, I suspect but will set out to prove, not likely to be well regarded by the males of our species. I can't imagine many men across this land sitting spellbound as did this Grandmother Blogger this past Wednesday night. I loved the female dancers' headpieces, their strategically sexy gowns, their impossibly high heels on which to dance, their jewelry and their artful make up.

It was simply lovely for my female self to watch. It's pretty, different, clever and hey, it's a lot of work for those contestants to learn those dance moves.

I loved John O'Hurley's mock arrogance during the rumba. I loved Kelly Monoco's sexy movements during her team's waltz spotlight interlude. I loved Rachel Hunter's elegance as she glided across the floor with her partner.

Perhaps my husband is odd but I don't see him sitting still and watching this. Indeed I'm not sure my own smitten self could watch such a thing more than once a week.

In the name of my Grandmother Blogger craft, next week we shall experiment. I will ask husband to sacrifice himself and watch the next episode of "Dancing with the Stars" with me.

He might do it.

Then we will document this beer-drinking, most ordinary of guys' comments, for all of posterity.

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Giving the Cat a Pill

1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop in pill. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.


6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill, put down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

8) Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

9) Check label to make sure pill is not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

10) Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with desert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw The shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

June 28, 2005

Daily Update 6/28/05

TUESDAY

DATE-6/28/05

Today

Daily Update:
No Ten Commandments in the Court Room. Also, Greatest American vote in. Some real surprises here.

Also, BTK murderer pleads guilty to ten counts of murder. Does he have an ulterior motive?
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It's a True Crime Update.

Breaking news on a horrific murder in Arizona.

Also, Couey, Wilbanks and little more on that alleged military murderer, Albert Martinez.
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It's Notable Quotables.

Schafly discusses the missing fathers in our society. There's more on Gitmo.

And Orwell provides the quote this week that says it all.
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Lots of Comments this week.

Including Schiavo, Aruba, Baltimore's Gwynn Oak, Hell's Kitchen, Dancing With the Stars.

Goodness, let's not forget John Conyers. This really has the liberals riled.
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The Supremes and The Ten Commandments
It’s okay to have a plaque of the Ten Commandments outside or around the court house, but NOT in the courtroom.

Because the Supremes don’t want to have to tear down all of their historical and majestic statues which I bet, somewhere, include some religious reference.




We really don’t want this country to become like the middle eastern countries, where the law is the Muslim religion essentially. We can plainly see that this sort of governance doesn’t work.

Still it does seem that with all of the demands that we respect the Koran that just once our own courts would kindly respect our country’s Judeo-Christian ethic.

Just once.

I mean, come on, the Ten Commandments are hardly the stuff of insult. Even the Muslims, ESPECIALLY the Muslims, should mind the simple truths of the Ten Commandments.

BTK Murder Dennis Rader Pleads Guilty to Ten Counts of Murder
Saving the Kansas court system a ton of money.

The picture included with this news brief shows an almost kindly man. He is standing with his wife. Who, it is rumored, is the one begging the man to plead guilty and save his family the horrific publicity of the trial.



It’s also rumored that Rader is suffering from cancer and has refused treatment. I wouldn’t believe this right now. The man is a determined publicity seeker. This is exactly the sort of thing that he would fabricate to boost his exposure to the bask of public attention.

Now his family can all write their books and aid in the production of their Lifetime movie.

All those murders and nobody suspected a thing.

Ronald Reagan Voted “Greatest American” on Discovery Channel Poll

1-Ronald Reagan
2- Abraham Lincoln
3- Martin Luther King
4- George Washington
5- Ben Franklin



I am hardly an expert on George Washington but he definitely should have come in first. The man gave up his life almost for this fledgling country. Not that they teach this sort of stuff in public schools or anything.

And in an era when there was no effective mass communication, Washington was greatly beloved by all of young America.

Oh, and George W. Bush came in seventh; Bill Clinton came in eighth.


Tomorrow

Here's a Miscellany post.

This Consumer Blogger comes across some grocery store cheating.

And boohoo, the saga of the ceiling fan "palm fronds".

Ending with a laugh over airplane repair humor.
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Still the surprise hit of the season, here's an updated review of "Dancing With the Stars".

Who knew the rhumba was such a sexy dance?
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It's time for a FishGiggle.

Instructions for giving the cat a pill.

Been there; Done that.
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TV Events of Note
New reality series: Average Joes Can Get the Girl

NBC Tuesday, June 28 8:00 PM
Reality, Romance

Anna meets the Joes, and then spends an evening getting to know them at a cocktail party before deciding which Joe will be sent home.


AND
President Bush will address the nation on Iraq at 8:00 pm tonight.

AND
I Want to Be a Hilton
NBC: Tuesday, June 28 9:00 PM
Reality

When Kathy tries to teach the teams that giving back is part of the good life, she has the teams organize an auction and estate sale to raise money for breast cancer.

TrueCrimeUpdate-Couey,NJ Kids,Wilbanks,Martinez;Quotables;Comments



Arizona Killing
Four adults, two kids, found murdered in Arizona home.

Man seen fleeing from the scene.

No more known at time of this writing. Check Daily Updates for more information on this breaking crime.
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Aruba News
The saga continues every day. Suggest checking yesterday’s Week Just Passed for a compilation of last week’s news. Also check in on the Daily Updates as the mystery continues.
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Michael Schiavo Writing Book
But of course.

And his agent, David Vigliano, thinks it’s the definitive book on dying with dignity.

Poor Terri.

They’ve already killed her.

From the NY Post-6/18/05
SHOPPING MICHAEL SCHIAVO

By Keith J. Kelley

A book about the late Terri Schiavo's life by Michael Schiavo is sure to be as controversial as her death.

Schiavo - a lightning rod in the years-long, right-to-die battle that gripped the nation - is in town, shopping his book proposal among publishers, the Post has learned.

The timing couldn't be better, as his dead wife's just-released autopsy results are front page news.


The autopsy supported Schiavo's contention that his wife suffered permanent brain damage and she had no chance of recovery. She had been in a coma since 1990.

The results refuted the parents, Bob and Mary Schindler, who fought to keep Terri's feeding tubes attached.

David Ritz, who most recently edited the best-selling, "Elvis bby the Presleys," with Priscilla and Lisa Marie Presley, is the writer working with Schiavo.

"I think this is the seminal case in the right-to-die with dignity story," Vigliano said.

The book is being represented by agent David Vigliano


NY Post, 6/18: Michael Schiavo in NY scouting for agent to write book
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FBI Files Released on Case of Runaway Bride
And still nothing that woman did makes any sense.
LAWRENCEVILLE, Ga. (AP) - Runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks wanted to vanish because she feared she could not be the perfect wife. She picked Austin, Texas, as her original destination after seeing actor Matthew McConaughey talk about his hometown on TV. And she funded her odyssey by cashing a cell phone rebate check and emptying an old bank account.

Those were some of the details that emerged Tuesday from investigation reports by the FBI and the Georgia Bureau of Investigation that detailed Wilbanks' flight. The reports portrayed the 32-year-old nurse as a naive woman whose mother did her banking for her.

Wilbanks also discussed her ordeal in an NBC interview Tuesday night, saying she was suicidal when she fled.

``I had a bottle of pills or I had the bus ticket,'' she said.

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Precious Angels

Found dead in the trunk of a car parked near where they were last seen alive.
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Army Murderer

There’s little info available on Alberto Martinez, the army supply sergeant who is believed to have cold-bloodedly murdered his superior officers.

I thought this to be an intriguing case, in that the setting was so perfect for such a crime.

But the military’s keeping close-mouthed about it. I cannot even find any pics of Martinez’s victims.

One Link to Military Murder
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Lionel Tate
Seems the judge wasn’t buying the change in story by the key witness. A kid who might well have had his life threatened by the lovely Lionel, who already killed a six year old.
From The Ledger.com
A Broward County judge Thursday refused to allow bail for Lionel Tate, who faces life in prison if his probation is revoked in the 1999 killing of a 6-year-old girl when he was 12, after hearing new evidence linking him to the armed robbery of a pizza delivery man.

Lazarus also was apparently not swayed by a new statement from a key 13-year-old witness recanting his earlier identification of Tate as the perpetrator.


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Couey Confession Not Valid?
There’s circumstances to this story which I suspect the public is not aware. Like at the time Couey was doing all this “confessing” authorities were desperately hoping to find a LIVING child.

As for Couey, the guy’s told so many versions of the crime that’s there’s no telling what is the truth.

At some point during his interrogation he allegedly asked for a lawyer. A lie detector test was administered anyway. “Legal experts” say that had Couey gotten his attorney there never would have been a lie detector test.

Perhaps.



I do think they have an ironclad case against Couey. But if this fine fellow walks because of this there will be hell to pay across this United States.





HERE:
Jurors may never hear the confession of a Citrus County murder suspect.

John Couey is charged in the February kidnapping and murder of 9-year-old Jessica Lunsford.

Prosecutors said the statements may not hold up in court because Couey asked for an attorney, but wasn't appointed one until days later.

According to transcripts, he asked for a lawyer while investigators interviewed him.

The questioning continued along with a polygraph test.

Couey reportedly admitted to investigators he killed Lunsford. That was after taking the test.

Legal experts said Couey never would have taken the test if he had counsel.

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Every Child Needs a Father
HAPPY FATHERS DAY...WHEREVER THEY ARE

"...(A)mericans should ponder the appalling fact that an estimated 40 percent of our nation's children live in homes without their own fathers. Most of our social problems are caused by kids who grow up in homes without their own fathers: drug abuse, illicit sexual activity, unwed pregnancies, youth suicide, high-school dropouts, runaways and crime. Where have all the fathers gone?"

- Columnist Phyllis Schlaffly

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The Quote This Week That Says It All
"War is evil, but it is often the lesser evil."
George Orwell

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More on Gitmo


PLEASE LOVE ME!

"Liberals who want to shut down Camp X-Ray (the terrorist prison camp at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba) suffer from the biggest case of 'Oh, please love me!' attitude that mankind ever has witnessed. To fret over whether we are admired or not by those who live in a land where women are still stoned to death for venturing out of the house without a male family member is about as close to the absurd as I care to get."

- Columnist Frank Salvato


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On Baltimore’s Gwynn Oak
GWYNN OAK POST HERE
Pat,

I grew up not more than a couple of miles from Gwynn Oak Park, and I’ve been there many times. Saw Fats Domino there once, at what was called the Dixie Ballroom, and I was with Barry Levinson and a couple of other guys. By the way, Barry did not write Hairspray – it was written by another Baltimore boy, John Waters, who I knew slightly, but later. We must’ve been under 16 that night at Gwynn Oak Park.

Miles

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On That Aruban Case

I definitely have to comment on the teen missing in Aruba. What the heck was she doing out late a night with 3 guys she obviously did not know. Where the heck were the chaperones. Why wasn't there a room check the night before to find out that she was still out.

I find it interesting that her family and friends do not want to address the fact that the teen was out with 3 men. I also find it interesting that the school has not commented on why one of the students that they were responsible for was out without anyone knowing.

I feel badly for the Hollaway family and would not wish that upon anyone, but they should take some responsibility in regards to the way they have raised their child. I'm sorry but being 18 and stupid by choosing to drink and go off with strangers does not bring up a lot of sympathy from me.

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Posted by Anonymous to The Kaitlyn Mae Book Blog at 6/14/2005 08:45:22 PM


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Comment's First Sentence Refers to Missing PA Prosecutor Ray Gricar
sighted with "older" woman - We know he liked antiques!

Natalee most probably "agreed" or at least, didn't fight sex with the one of the boys she liked but objected / fought when the other(s) began to "get in on the action".
Perhaps she threatened to tell and they ended up silencing her.

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On John Conyers and the Missing Turkeys
From Blogcritics, this commenter took exception to my post about John Conyers. The comment came in, I offered the commenter a chance to rebut my post.

ORIGINAL BLOG POST HERE

"Thus I must, in the interest of fair and balanced, respond to Conyers' letter to the editor and defend Dana Milbanks. From an unabashedly amused conservative perspective.."

You need to invest in a dictionary, look up words prior to use, because you are neither fair or balanced.


Commenter Rebuttal in this post.
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COMMENT OF THE WEEK

Commenter Points Out the Obvious on the Schiavo Autopsy
Pat--Heard some surrogates of Michael Schiavo and/or the ME on the case declare "The autopsy showed no brain activity." Ipso facto, she was brain dead, as they claimed. I wonder though, how much brain activity is usually present during a routine autopsy.
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Posted by Anonymous to The Kaitlyn Mae Book Blog at 6/20/2005 11:53:10 AM

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On Fox’s “Hell’s Kitchen”
Blog Review HERE
Comments: Last night\'s episode was really interesting to me. I thought most of those folks would have basic cooking skills.

My favorite contestant is Ralph. I hope he wins. He knows the business and from what I read has worked hard for the past 15 years. He\'s deserving in my opinion.

The show is so crazy. I wonder how I would handle being in that situation. I do know this...

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On “Dancing With the Stars”
BLOG REVIEW HERE
Comments: #1 in its time slot? Try #1 rated show for the whole week (at least last week)!

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June 27, 2005

Daily Update-6/27/05

DATE-6/27/05

Today

Daily Update:
Rumors abound that there's surprises in store today regarding the Supreme Court.

Those Sunday Talk Shows-Somebody tell Bono the facts.
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It's the Week Just Passed and there's a compilation of Aruba happenings, lost boy scouts, tragedy in New Jersey and a political cartoon that will make you snort.
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Why is the art of eating snails worth $200,000?

And is Kathy Hilton, mother of Paris, really the person to teach us peons how to behave?

It's a review of "I Want to Be a Hilton" and wait until you see some of these people who want to be a Hilton!
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Test your political bent.

Although wise readers of yon Kaitlyn Mae Book Blog tend to be conservative.

But play along.

Oh, and I am so sorry about the picture.

In this Web Site of the Week, I couldn't resist.
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Just Repeating a Rumor
So don't hold me to it.

But big surprises rumored coming from the Supreme Court.

Speculation has it that there will be a resignation.

Which means months and months of Democrats delaying a replacement, writing new laws as suits them and evading the will of the people who elected this President with the greatest majority in the history of this country.

But that's the future-you have been warned.

For now it's widely believed that Renquist will step down. Who is the Chief Justice to add to the drama. Renquist is suffering from cancer.

Also rumors possibly Sandra Day O'Conner
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U-2's Bono
Seems the tsunami funds aren't being used to rebuild the countries affected.

Seems Saddam took his "oil for food" money and built himself palaces.

And so do the Despots running many African nations take American money sent to help their AIDS epidemic and spend it on, well certainly not the people.

Bono wants America to forgive Africa of their debt. Which might happen not that they were going to repay it.

"One billion," he opined dreamily yesterday on "Meet the Press". "Make it four billion and AIDS in Africa will be wiped out."

Okay, Bono. We'll send our money so the nasty rulers can do anything but distribute it to the people.

Tomorrow

It's a True Crime Update.

Breaking news on a horrific murder in Arizona.

Also, Couey, Wilbanks and little more on that alleged military murderer, Albert Martinez.
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It's Notable Quotables.

Schafly discusses the missing fathers in our society. There's more on Gitmo.

And Orwell provides the quote this week that says it all.
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Lots of Comments this week.

Including Schiavo, Aruba, Baltimore's Gwynn Oak, Hell's Kitchen, Dancing With the Stars.

Goodness, let's not forget John Conyers. This really has the liberals riled.
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TV Events of Note
Fox-9 pm-Hell's Kitchen

Week Just Passed-Bolton,Aruba,Lost Boy Scouts, NJ Tragedy;Review-"I Want to Be a Hilton";Web Site Week



Bolton Still Not Nominated
Although he handily received a majority of the senatorial vote-54 for, 38-against.


But this was the vote for cloture and since the Dems lost the recent election they’ve a new rule. All nominations by the duly elected President now require a “super-majority” of 60 votes. The Dems simply can’t chance a simple up and down vote as required by the constitution because they might lose.

If the Dems lose an election, they just change the rules.

There’s talk that Bush might appoint Bolton via recess appointment.
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The Supremes
The government can now declare take over your property for commercial development.

It’s a subject more of a conundrum that it might appear on the surface.

Times change, locales change. Someway, somehow, there has to be a meeting of the minds.

But are our politicians the ones to make the call?
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Loose Lips All Over the Place
Congress has been reduced to name calling.

Although, insert smile here, Dick Durbin did “apologize”. As was the plan.

Carl Rove, God Bless Him, comes out with some words of his own. Heaven forbid anyone should tell the truth.
From the Guardian:
Democrats are demanding that White House adviser Karl Rove immediately retract and apologize for comments that liberals responded to the Sept. 11 terrorist strikes by wanting to ``prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers.''

``The one thing New York has had since Sept. 11 is unity,'' said Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y. ``To inject politics into this and to defame a large number of people'' is outrageous, he said. ``It's not what New York and America is all about.''

Rove, Bush's chief political adviser, said in a speech Wednesday that ``liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers.'' Conservatives, he said in the speech to the New York state Conservative Party just a few miles north of Ground Zero, ``saw the savagery of 9/11 and the attacks and prepared for war.''

Rove said the Democratic Party made the mistake of calling for ``moderation and restraint'' after the terrorist attacks.

Schumer said Democrats were drafting a letter asking Rove to retract his remarks. Jim Manley, spokesman for Senate Democratic leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., also called on President Bush to ``immediately repudiate Karl Rove's offensive and outrageous comments.''

Rove also denounced Sen. Dick Durbin's comments comparing interrogation at the Guantanamo Bay prison camp to the methods of Nazis and other repressive regimes. He said the statements have been broadcast throughout the Middle East, putting U.S. troops in greater danger. The Illinois Democrat has since apologized for the remarks.

``No more needs to be said about the motives of liberals,'' Rove said.

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Two Human Interest Stories-One Ends Happy. One Sad

Brennan Hawkins, a Boy Scout, paid a little too much attention to his parents’ warnings. For even as he saw and heard the searchers beseeching him to come out, Brennan hid in the shadows.

But Brennan, after four days, was found alive and healthy.

Three New Jersey boys, however, went missing late in the week.


Tragically, their bodies were found, suffocated, in the trunk of a car located near where the boys had last been seen alive.

The bizarre thing about this case, there is video showing the police checking inside and under that very same car. But no one looked inside the trunk until late this past Friday.

It’s possible, though not likely, that those boys were still alive in that car trunk as investigators and searchers passed it by.

And what about those dogs? They didn’t pick up that scent?
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Aruba Crime Still in the News; Lionel Tate Also on the Loose
Below a link to the day by day events this past week in the mystery of Natalee Holloway.


Monday-Paulus Denied Access to His Son Joran
Wednesday-Joran’s mother calls him “confident”, not “arrogant”.
Thursday-Does Aruba Handle the Media Better than America?
Friday-Paulus Van Der Sloot Arrested.





And then there’s Lionel Tate.


Who killed a little girl when he was twelve but now walks the street. Having been released by judges who weren’t sure he understood the depth of the charges against him. Which led to the logical solution of releasing him to prey upon an unsuspecting public. But of course.

Tate’s already violated his probation twice. He robbed a pizza deliverer at gun point, was arrested. Now the main witness against him is recanting his testimony. Why?

Could Lionel have threatened to kill him like he did that little girl?

A very, very bad apple, Lionel. We’ll hear more from him in the future. Thus this Grandmother Blogger will document this criminal’s track onward to mass murderer.

Aided by the liberals.
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Political Cartoon of the Week
Says it all about the Michael Jackson case.


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"I Want to be a Hilton"

It's difficult to categorize the latest reality series called "I Want to Be a Hilton". Which premiered on Tuesday, June 21, 2005 at 9 pm on NBC in this year of our Lord.

The concept of the show is to have fourteen Hilton wannabes compete in the world of the super rich with a contestant eliminated each week until a winner emerges. The winner gets a "trust fund" of $200,000 and some other goodies. It wasn't clear if the winner would gain entry to the world of the Hiltons but one could safely assume that is also the goal.

Thus it is the job of Kathy Hilton to "teach" the low-life contestants how to act in high society.
It becomes a chore not to editorialize over the show's premise because the show's premise says more about the contestants and show than the actual reality series.

The first episode dwelt on such important social issues as eating snails, properly tasting, choosing and holding a glass of wine and how to make a proper toast.

As for the contestants, there are fourteen of them. The are all most ordinary people from all walks of life...

No wait, they are not all that ordinary when one thinks about it. For while there's nobility in striving for the contest prize, these people really have dreams of becoming a Hilton.

That fact right there speaks volumes.


A Picture and show Bio of all contestants HERE.

The first contender eliminated was a man named Alain.
34, Los Angeles, CA
Perfume Salesman

"In order to impress Kathy Hilton you have to know about fashion and cosmetics. I use so much product!"
Alain, 34, hails from Romania. He currently works at Bloomingdale's as a fragrance manager and one day hopes to open his own cosmetic shop. Alain remains close to his family as they all reside in the same apartment building. He travels to Las Vegas often because of the shopping, shows and gambling. If not in Las Vegas, Alain can be found running on the beaches in LA or at the gym.

It wasn't exactly clear what culture "crime" Alain committed during the premiere show that had Kathy Hilton send him packing, at least to this viewer. Another contestant, Latricia, seemed much rougher around the edges and it was Latricia who made a big faux pas during the first "challenge"
31, Inglewood, CA
Motor Vehicles Clerk

"I'm living check to check."

A military brat born in Germany, Latricia, 31, moved to the United States at a young age. This Los Angeles DMV worker is a single mom devoted to raising her five-year-old son. Latricia will do anything to ensure her son has the finer things in life. Despite having a routine life, she wants to dip her feet into the lifestyle of the rich and famous.


That challenge was for a representative from each team to join Kathy Hilton and a panel of judges for a dinner at the "21 Club". The team representatives were fitted with small microphones in their ears into which commands and help were transmitted from fellow team members who were watching all the action in a side room on a video monitor.

So when one team representative was charged with ordering the wine for the meal, his co-team members would instruct him, via the ear phone, how to hold the glass, what wine was appropriate and the necessity of that first sip to test.

Wine should be "swilled" around the mouth and not swallowed outright during such preliminary tests, did you know that?



Latricia was at the mike instructing her team representative. All was going fine as Latricia gave the exact words her team rep should say given the situation upon. At the end Latricia whispered into the mike "say thank you". Her team rep, sitting at the table with Kathy Hilton and the judges, immediately responded "say thank you".

Hardee Har Har.

NBC has message boards available for comments about the show. The opening message from
NBC is intriguing in its tone and message:
As part of the Hilton community you are expected to behave with the utmost respect and mind your online manners. Please report any rude or offensive posts to a moderator. Anyone consistently exhibiting non-Hilton-like behavior will be banned.

God forbid I would display "non-Hilton-like behavior" on NBC's board and find myself banned.
The contestants appear to be "dressed down". For while the attire worn is quite normal there seems to be no attempt to "pretty" things up for the camera. Thus the contestants look like, well , like ordinary schlubs. Kind of like you and I.

As compared to the schlubs who hang around with Kathy Hilton is what I'm saying here.
It would be easy to dismiss this show as an exercise against every value any author ever prosed; every movie where the good guy wins; any Lifetime cinema event where between tear drops a lesson is dearly learned about what's REALLY important.

Which is something to the effect that it's what's inside that counts.

Of course I must ask WHY, please tell me WHY, anyone on this planet should ever have to eat snails in order to be considered classy? Not to mention actually eating them correctly for heaven forbid we don't use our snail knife.

I must also ask what mother would ever want her daughter to emulate Paris Hilton, a vapid female with nothing going for her but her sexual organs. Okay, there's the money but it's not like every mother's daughter has the ability to sum up vast amounts of money. While they can dress in scanty attire and stimulate the sex act while washing a car, all for benefit of a hamburger chain.

People are racing to have this woman teach THEM how to exist in high society?

Yet Alain, the first doomed contestant, wants desperately to impress Ms. Hilton with his use of perfume. Laticia, definitely a bit more on the tough side, wants the money. A noble and truthful quest. Except for that wisp of wonder in her sentiment that learning to eat snails will somehow benefit her son.

Will I watch it again?

Most definitely.

Because it's quite amusing if one is bored, to watch the suggestions of high society that would make our lives so much better.

I am reminded of the words of Eliza Doolittle in "Pygmalion" after her final great reveal.
"You see, really and truly, apart from the things anyone can pick up -- the dressing and the proper way of speaking, and so on -- the difference between a lady and a flower girl is not
how she behaves, but how she's treated."


Kathy Hilton and daughter Paris would do well to keep this in mind.

This post is also available at Blogger News Network.

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Test Your Political Bent


Although if you’re reading this Blog you likely lean right.

Just a hunch.

Smirk if you will at the picture.

Test You Political Leaning HERE

June 25, 2005

Daily Update 6/25/05

DATE-Saturday-6/25/05

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Missing New Jersey Boys
All three found dead in trunk of car. Reported at 7:00 pm last night.



HERE

Police told reporters at an early Thursday afternoon news conference that they were treating the boys' disappearance as a missing person's case, and that they don't suspect foul play or abduction.

The children were last seen by friends and relatives playing in a yard around 5:30 p.m Wednesday. Officials said the boys were too young to have wandered very far since last being seen Wednesday evening.

Police Capt. Harry Leon said Cruz has the mental capacity of a younger child, part of the reason officials think the trio stayed in the area.

Philadelphia TV station WCAU spoke with some of the boys' relatives Thursday morning, who were sick with worry.

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KARL ROVE CALL HOME; THE DEMS WANT YOU FIRED!
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Huge Fire Near St. Louis Golden Arches
Explosions, out of control. All employees safely evacuated.


TV Events of Note


ANIMAL PLANET: Saturday, June 25 8:00 PM
Special, Animals, Dog show

Nearly 500 mixed-breed dogs compete in wild events.

Original Air Date: Jun 25, 2005

June 24, 2005

Daily Update-6/24/05

FRIDAY

DATE-6/24/05

Today

Daily Update:

The last great domain of the average man taken away by the Supreme Court.

Joran Van Der Sloot's father arrested!

Three boys missing in New Jersey.
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We end the week with this gossip/speculation/rumination.

Cruise and Shields go at it again. Oh...and about that "engagement"..
Also, life after American Idol.

And what has the ladies on The View all atwitter?

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It's the weekly Delaware post.

We have mobile home owners with no land to live.

A "reduction" in the gross receipts tax.

And..tada...
Miss Delaware!

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It's time for the pic of the week.

We have a cow.

Sporting the latest rage.

Might affect our milk supply, who knows?

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The Supremes Strike Down Property Rights
It's a thorny issue.

And it isn't as if this country hasn't dealt with the various issues of private property ownership rights before. During the railroad golden age, the issue of individual property rights had been endlessly debated.

The rise of "eminent domain" came to be and this was accepted with a shrug of equanimity by the public.

It's not that property owners would not be, under eminent domain or the new law of the land courtesy of the Supreme Court yesterday (6/23/05), would not be reimbursed for the fair value of their property should the property be land better used for social good. Such as for public schools. Or railroad tracks.

Yesterday's Supreme Court ruling, based on a 5-4 vote as they all are of late, has deemed that property can also be seized for private economic development, ie: the "public good".

It's just that private property owners on land deemed better suited for economic development can't demand ridiculous prices for their property beyond fair market. A tactic many private property owners used to deny developers use of their land for that next super-duper shopping mall.

Developers had no right to the rule of eminent domain as then defined. They either had to pay the asking price or walk away.

Now the government can broaden eminent domain classification to include private property better suited to economic development.

It's still a dangerous game.

Though there are several considerations for rumination before dismissing the notion out of hand.

If the only thing preventing a big manufacturer from building a plant that would employ thousands is the owner of a small townhouse who refuses to sell, then the local politicos, including the citizens, might favor classifying the home as eligible for sale under the new rule favoring economic development over the rights of the town home property owner.

But suppose my small community, located in fact not far from a bubbling tourist area, was determined to be the perfect place for a happening shopping center in sales-tax free Delaware. And suppose the local elected official responsible for such decisions receives a nice donation from the shopping center developer to his/her political PAC?

It's no great stretch to see how such a scenario could result in almost totalitarian tactics against an honest, peaceful property owner.

Another conundrum for this country is, hey, the times change. Where a once handsome home sat majestically on a large plot of land becomes a ramshackle eyesore in what has become a busy metropolitan area.

Allowing individual property owners to tie up the change that is so often necessary for our growth as a city, state and nation, for reasons nonsensical (remembering money is not necessarily an issue here), might be considered allowing individual freedom to go a bit too far.

If I could believe our politicians, even if just a majority of them, were decent, honest and genuinely looking out for the greater good, I might be more acquiescing to this notion.

As is the nature of the beast, a politician wants to get elected.

There's the priority and it's not at all congruent with this notion of a "greater public good".

From CNN.com
WASHINGTON (AP) -- -- The Supreme Court on Thursday ruled that local governments may seize people's homes and businesses -- even against their will -- for private economic development.

It was a decision fraught with huge implications for a country with many areas, particularly the rapidly growing urban and suburban areas, facing countervailing pressures of development and property ownership rights.

The 5-4 ruling represented a defeat for some Connecticut residents whose homes are slated for destruction to make room for an office complex. They argued that cities have no right to take their land except for projects with a clear public use, such as roads or schools, or to revitalize blighted areas.


More information available at CORNELL.EDU
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Paulus Van Der Sloot Arrested

The more interesting development here is not that Joran Van Der Sloot's father was arrested. It's how it came to happen.

Joran is the 17 year old male most under the cloud of suspicion in the disappearance of Natalee Holloway in Aruba in late May.

For I've read the eloquence of the pundits who marvel at ability of the Aruban police to keep investigations totally veiled from the press.

"In America," the pundits might scream, "the press demands access to a sensitive investigation and the police bow to their wishes. Arubans have it right."

Indeed all across the United States local police departments hold regular press conferences about crimes then being investigated. Something they are not obligated to do. And while there are FOIA items that must be released upon demand, the investigators do have a strong hand in determining when such information is released.

While the Arubans, God Bless Them, give the press the Dutch finger and refuse to talk to the press/public at all.

On the surface it seems noble enough.

Except that little bugaboo of human nature. And how it popped its head during this Holloway investigation, rearing up to smack the Aruban closed investigation techniques to mockery.

Because no law in no land can effectively stop people from talking. When a heinous and strange crime is upon, people talk. They want to know. They discuss events under the hairdryers and they expect the news shows to deliver them more information.

It was Greta Van Sustern who caught a plane to Aruba and has been there all this past week.

Turns out the Aruban players in the disappearance of Natalee Holloway wanted to talk as well.

The investigation be damned, the characters in this international mystery have stepped up to the podium and said their piece.

Throwing any eventual prosecution of this case into sheer chaos.

It would have been far wiser for those Aruban yahoos to craft carefully worded press releases, to hold regular and tight news conferences, to appoint one spokesperson and tell that spokesperson exactly what to say.

Remember this next time the pundits beat their breast and proclaim the Americans have it all wrong.

For it is the press and the public's curiosity that has propelled the direction of that investigation instead of the other way around.

If the Aruban investigators had taken complete control of this case, if they had a prosecutor dealing with the victims' family, if they had held press conferences releasing only what investigators want released, they would have had more control over the suspects. As it is the Van Der Sloots finally relented to an interview by the press. Something no American lawyer would ever have allowed them to do under the same circumstances. Not to mention that the Van Der Sloots told tales of investigator mistreatment of their son, Joran, to which they have no platform for rebuttal.

Human beings, no matter if American or Aruban, like to talk, indeed some may call it gossip. It's not going to stop no matter how it might be condemned.

All of the players in that Aruban saga had no coordination, no guidance, no idea what was allowed and what was not.

So they stepped up to the plate and goodness now I can't imagine the chore an Aruban prosecutor is going to have sorting it all out.

It's no coincidence that Paulus Van Der Sloot was arrested the day after his interview with Greta. He likely said something during that interview that he hadn't said during his interview with the police.

The Aruban/Dutch investigators simply have no control over anything in this investigation.

And casting aspersions on America's methods isn't making things any better.

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Missing New Jersey Boys

This just passing by the radar. Three young boys are missing in New Jersey. There's little available on it even across the mighty Internet but yon Grandmother Blogger snooped out some info.

The boys have been missing since Wednesday night and have been seen playing by a New Jersey river.

From the NJ Courier Post Online:

By THOMAS J. WALSH
and TOM LOUNSBERRY
Courier-Post Staff
CAMDEN

Nearly 140 police officers, cadets and firefighters have joined the search for three boys who were last seen playing outside a home Wednesday night.

The search is stretching across the city's Cramer Hill neighborhood from the Delaware River out to River Road, as well as into Pennsauken near Petty's Island.

A Cherry Hill police dog was tracking one of the boys' scents near the Delaware River by Farragut Avenue, authorities said at a noon media briefing.

Police identified the boys as Jesstin Pagan, 5; Daniel Agosto, 6; and Anibal Cruz, 11. Family members last saw them around 5:15 p.m. playing outside Cruz's home in the 900 block of Bergen Avenue.

"I turned my back for two seconds and they were gone," said Jessica Pagan, Jesstin's mother, who brought her son from their home in nearby Mount Ephraim to the city to visit friends.


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TV Events of Note

Bill Clinton Speaks
NBC Friday, June 24 8:00 PM
Talk, Newsmagazine

Tom Brokaw looks at the U.S. war on terror; CIA Director Porter Goss; President Bill Clinton discusses relief efforts in South Asia after the tsunami disaster.

Gossip-More Shields/Cruise;The View; Delaware-Miss Delaware Wants to End Domestic Violence; Pic of the Week.

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Rita Cosby Leaving Fox
Scuttlebutt has it that Rita Cosby is leaving Fox news. She supposedly signed a contract with MSNBC a month ago. Also rumored, Fox refused to renew her contract.

I’ve always like Rita and hate to see her leave Fox. I suspect Rita had a knack for getting information out of interviewees that others could not.

Not to fear, Rita. I’ll watch you on MSNBC.
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”Pink Panther” Re-Make Pulled from 2005 Summer Season
Steve Martin, besides being an anti-American idiot, will never replace Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau in the Pink Panther series.

I’m thinking this concern is evident by the fact that the movie was pulled from an August date until February of next year.

From SMH.com
A remake of The Pink Panther starring Steve Martin has been chopped from the lucrative summer cinema season in the US.

The New York Times reported that the movie, scheduled for release on August 5, needed more time to be marketed correctly.

Martin was to play Inspector Clouseau, the role made famous by Peter Sellers. The new release date is February 10.

The remake also stars Kevin Kline, Jean Reno and Beyonce.


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Brook Shields Making Nicey-Nice with Nutball Tom Cruise
By the way… Yes we heard that Tom and his daughter, oops, girlfriend, Katie Holmes, got engaged.

It’s a fake engagement by a fake heterosexual star.

We are not fooled.
Original Blog post about Shields/Cruise feud HERE

From the Daily Dish:
SHIELDS WILLING TO PATCH THINGS UP WITH CRUISE

Stunning actress Brooke Shields wants to bring an end to her feud with Tom Cruise, following a very public war of words.

The former "Suddenly Susan" star, 40, had lashed out at Cruise after he criticized her for using antidepressants to ease her post-partum depression.

But Shields is now willing to end the feud -- and even plans to see his upcoming movie.

She tells People magazine, "I'll see him in 'War of the Worlds.'

"I agree with him about his feeling on prescribing drugs to kids. We are in accord. I don't think Ritalin should be prescribed to kids."

But Shields insists that Cruise took his comments one step too far, adding, "Post-partum depression is a different matter. I think I'm more qualified to talk about that (than he is)."

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Baba Wawa Takes Exception to Breast Feeding
It’s been all the dish this past week.

Seems the women on “The View” take offense at breast-feeding mothers.

Michelle Malkin on Townhall.com
So when Barbara Walters gets on an airplane accompanied by her hairdresser -- what world-famous, Very Important Person doesn't? -- you can imagine the distress of being seated next to an ordinary mom who had the nerve to nurse her child in Barbara Walters' presence.

The nerve! (Or, rather, the newve .)

"It made me very nervous," Barbara Walters complained last month on "The View," her ABC morning talk show hosted by a klatch of elitist women posing as your chatty best friends next door. (If, that is, your door happens to be located in Manhattan or the Hamptons or Beverly Hills.)

Barbara Walters attacked the offensive nursing mom further: "She didn't cover the baby with a blanket. It made us uncomfortable."

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Runaway Bride Strikes Movie Deal
She was fined $15,000 for using up police resources for her fake disappearance. Then she strikes a movie and book deal rumored to be over $50,000.

From the AP:
ATLANTA (AP) - Runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks made a deal with a
company that is pitching a movie about her life to networks - annoying officials who spent thousands of dollars searching for her.

ReganMedia, a New York multimedia company, told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution for a story in Thursday's papers it has acquired all media rights to the "life stories" of Wilbanks and her fiance, John Mason.

The company did not say whether any money had changed hands.

"I am looking forward to developing the scripted project with Wilbanks and Mason," company president Judith Regan said in a statement.

"Theirs is an unexpected and compelling story of love and forgiveness that has certainly taught me a thing or two."

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Where Are They Now?
Although not even part of the top two in the 2005 American Idol competition, Mikalah Gordon and Constantine Maroulis are still making the celebrated rounds.

The copyright wouldn’t let me copy the picture, but below is the caption.
Singer Mikalah Gordon ("American Idol") arrives at the American Society of Young Musicians' 13th Annual Spring Concert Awards at the House Of Blues on June 9, 2005 in West Hollywood, California.


And, get this, below the caption for Maroulis. Note the photo was taken by another American Idol finalist, Anwar Robinson.
HOLLYWOOD - JUNE 09: American Idolist Constantine Maroulis arrives at the 33rd AFI Life Achievement Award tribute to George Lucas at the Kodak Theatre on June 9, 2005 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Anwar
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Mobile Home Owners Still Not Reading the Lease
Damn it hurts me to say I told them so.

But a lease is a lease is a lease. And no mind any politicians looking for votes, they simply cannot overturn a legal document. Refer to my original post on the subject.

Original Blog post HERE

They’re still complaining but it does no good. The bolded text in the quote was already stated by me. Not that this is any genius. But the Delaware politicos have led people to think, in that manner of liberals, that life’s torments and leases can be relieved by a little whining.

Folks, if you own a mobile home either put it on land you own or read the lease carefully. And pay no attention to that liberal behind the curtain promising you monetary relief. You rent land from somebody someday they might reclaim the land for another use.

It’s a fact.

From Delmarvanow.com:
At Pot-Nets, as in most manufactured home communities, homeowners own only their dwellings. They rent the land on which their homes sit.

Tunnell told his audience that they were not misled about rent increases based on market rates, saying that language has long been a part of the contract tenants sign when they move into his manufactured home communities.

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Not Quite an ”I Told You So”
But I did say I would believe a cut in Delaware’s gross receipts tax when I saw it.

So a Republican email (using the word “Republican” loosely here as it applies in Delaware”) I discover that there WAS, in fact, a reduction in Delaware’s gross receipts tax.

But they gave away the store to get it!

Full day kindergarten for anyone who wants it! And ten million a year for the state’s farmland preservation program! A program the farmers certainly don’t want.

Nanny Minner screwed you guys.
My Blog post on Delaware’s gross receipt tax.

From a Republican email:
The gross receipts package is less than the plan originally proposed by House Republicans, which included a 25 percent rollback for all businesses and additional relief for supermarkets that was not included in Wednesday's announcement.

"You never get everything you want from the legislature," said A. Richard Heffron, a lobbyist for the Delaware State Chamber of Commerce.

"At least every business gets the across-the-board cut, and that will help small businesses."

Gov. Minner and lawmakers agreed to earmark the first $10 million each year from the state's tax on real estate transactions to fund the state's farmland preservation program. The initiative has had to rely on annual allocations that could fluctuate.

"We have been working on this since 1991," said Lorraine Flemming of the Preservation Coalition.

"It's been a long haul. Persistence pays."

The operating budget will include the $3 million Gov. Minner sought to continue implementation of her full-day kindergarten program in four districts.

By the 2008 school year, the governor wants every school district to offer full-day kindergarten for any student who wants it.

To pacify some legislators' concerns, the budget will include language requiring districts to continue offering at least one half-day class and transportation for students wanting to attend it.

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Thanking Joe Biden Once Again for Amtrak
This is not a Delaware issue, per se.

But everyone knows that the honorable Joseph Biden loves Amtrak for his commute to Washington from Delaware. Not to mention transportation to all his TV appearances.

So as a reminder:
ANOTHER TAXPAYER RAILROAD JOB

"Amtrak spends $2.06 for every $1 it earns on its food and beverage service as a result of a bad contract and poor management, federal watchdogs told a congressional subcommittee yesterday. The losses totaled nearly $245 million between fiscal 2002 and 2004, according to the Government Accountability Office, the investigative arm of Congress. Amtrak is operating with a $1.2 billion federal subsidy this year and is seeking $1.82 billion for fiscal 2006."

- Washington Times, 6/10/05

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Now on to the Serious Stuff
God bless her.

Miss Delaware wants to eliminate domestic violence.

Good luck, sweetheart.

First you’ll have to get rid of Delaware’s perverted state police superintendents.

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From Delmarvanow
Tears, flowers and smiles were in abundance at the Rehoboth Beach Convention Center on Saturday night as Miss Central Delaware Becky Bledsoe was crowned Miss Delaware 2005.

Bledsoe, from Newark, is a graduate of the University of Delaware where she majored in English. Her platform is "Providing Hope: Eliminating Domestic Violence.


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June 23, 2005

Daily Update 6/23/05

DATE-6/23/05

Today

Daily Update:
More speculation on Natalee Holloway. Durbin apologizes; Lionel Tate accuser recants.
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Here's an editorial about the very honest congress critter, John Conyers.
Who last week held a "conference" to begin impeachment hearings on President Bush.
Except few showed up, Conyers showboated and even WAPO's Dana Milbank made fun of this pathetic show.

In this editorial, widely copied across the Blogosphere, Grandmother takes on Conyers' letter to the Washington Post editor as he complains about Milbank's article.
Folks, it's a hoot if I do say so myself.

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Where are the Hollyhocks?

This and other daunting questions on this gardening posts.
Click in to check Grandmother's hedge roses. Which defy biology with their bloom.
Still, no hollyhocks.

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Time for a Fish Giggle.

Here's a tale about how a man discovered that his son would grow up to be a politician.
CLICK HERE FOR "TODAY"POST ABOVE
Daily Update Below.

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Aruba Update-Greta's Visit
There are new information items available as regards the disappearance of Natalee Holloway in Aruba. This based on tidbits I gleaned on the Greta Sustern show on Tuesday, June 21.
On that date, Natalee's Mom and Greta went to Joran's Van Der Sloot's house. To everyone's surprise, Joran's father, Paulus Van Der Sloot, invited Greta and Natalee's Mom in. No cameras allowed.

One tidbit I did not know was that Joran's father picked up his son from McDonald's the night Natalee disappeared at 11:00 pm. So far as Paulus knew, Joran was in his room. Later he discovered that his son has snuck out of the house. Joran was back in the house by the morning so Paulus Van Der Sloot has no idea how long his son was out or when he returned.

This is interesting because if Joran was picked up by his father than he evidently does not have access to a car. Assuming he didn't run off with the family car, Joran had to get someone to pick him up after his father brought him home. In addition, Joran had to get someone to bring him back home after his 1:00 am foray to Carlos and Charlies where he allegedly took off with Natalee.

Greta also learned that the five hour interrogation of Paulus Van Der Sloot this past weekend was because the Aruban investigators intercepted a phone call to Joran when he warned his son to "stop talking".

Greta said Paulus explained this instruction as being a simple warning to his son who was bragging in a fashion over his involvement in Natalee's disappearance.
One very interesting tidbit was a confrontation between both mothers-Natalee's Mom and Joran's Mom.

Natalee's Mom had already asserted that during her one meeting with Joran he pounded his chest and asked her what she wanted him to do when she told him she wanted to know where her daughter was. She described him as one of the most arrogant teens she'd ever meant.

"Joran's not arrogant," his mother told Natalee's Mom. "He's CONFIDENT"-emphasis mine.

A profile of Joran Van Der Sloot is beginning to emerge here. A not so nice profile of a teenager run amok, aided and abetted by his parents. Parents who have, you understand, a son who comes and goes in mid of night unbeknownst by them. A son who gambles and drinks in casinos even though he's underage. An arrogant son who is defended by his mother as being merely "confident". A son said to have "anger management issues".

Dick Durbin "Apologizes"

Frankly the apology means nothing because his original comment was carefully crafted and deliberately stated. He had every intention of releasing his statement comparing conditions at Gitmo to the Nazis and Russia's Gulags.
It was no accident is what I'm saying here.

I'll go one step further and say that Durbin knew he was going to have to apologize. It was all part of the plan.
Wonder how much money Soros gave him for his traitorous behavior.

Update on Lionel Tate Story

Lionel Tate is the nasty kid who killed a little girl as they pretended to be wrestlers. Killed her. He was 13; she was 6.

BLOG POST ON TATE HERE

Tate was released from prison last year and has since violated his parole two times. He is alleged to have assaulted a 12 year old boy and robbed a pizza deliverer.

Seems the stories they are a changing. The kid he assaulted is changing his story. Although investigators are dubious about this change in the description of events. I'm reading between the lines that the kid is scared of Lionel and might be under duress to change his story that Tate assaulted him.

Lionel Tate is one dangerous character. He's killed before, at age 13. He's 18 now and since his release he's committed two violent crimes. As alleged, of course. He needs to be taken off the street before another kid dies by Lionel's murderous hands.

Tomorrow

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We end the week with this gossip/speculation/rumination.

Cruise and Shields go at it again. Oh...and about that "engagement"..
Also, life after American Idol.

And what has the ladies on The View all atwitter?

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It's the weekly Delaware post.

We have mobile home owners with no land to live.

A "reduction" in the gross receipts tax.

And..tada...
Miss Delaware!

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It's time for the pic of the week.

We have a cow.

Sporting the latest rage.

Might affect our milk supply, who knows?
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TV Events of Note
ABC: Thursday, June 23 8:55 PM
Sports event, Basketball, Playoff sports

Finals, Game 7: Detroit Pistons at San Antonio Spurs
From the SBC Center in San Antonio.


AND

"The Cut" -CBS Thursday, June 23 8:00 PM

You're Gonna Set Me on Fire, But You're the One Who's Going to Get Burned The 14 designers are split into new teams and begin a research project; a surprising alliance on one team forces the rest of the team members to contend with a new strategy.

Editorial-Conyers,Turkeys and Dana Milbank; Gardens-Missing Hollyhocks;fishgiggles

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John Conyers, Turkeys and the Downing Street Memo

It would seem that Dana Milbank of the Washington Post wrote a story about John Conyer's "conference " on the so-called Downing Street Memo.

It would seem, not in keeping with The Wapo's normally liberal editorial bent, that Milbank's article was not very flattering to Mr. Conyers.

And my oh my, I thought Milbank's article to be hilarious, refreshing and a sweet breeze in the sweaty world of spin.

Then I discover that John Conyers, a man famous for losing turkeys, more on this later, not to mention his vaunted congressional "hearings" on the Ohio vote, has responded to Milbank's article in a letter to the editor to the WAPO.

Just in case the WAPO doesn't publish Conyers' letter, a Blogger got a hold of the letter and published it on his Blog.

Which I consider odd in that the Conyers' people did not forward a copy to me, who is also a Blogger.

But judging by the content of "Brad's Blog" I imagine ole Brad is already on the Dems' payroll.

Thus I must, in the interest of fair and balanced, respond to Conyers' letter to the editor and defend Dana Milbanks. From an unabashedly amused conservative.

ORIGINAL WAPO ARTICLE HERE

The Downing Street Memo is some sort of scribble by some two bit aid in England that is supposed to be solid proof that Cheney and Bush twisted intelligence to manipulate the reason for war. This is the document for which Conyers held his congressional conference.

I will post Conyers' response to Milbank's reporting in bold with mine own wise comments immediately below in italics.

June 17, 2005

Mr. Michael Abramowitz, National Editor Mr. Michael Getler, Ombudsman Mr. Dana Milbank The Washington Post 1150 15th Street, NW Washington, D.C. 20071

Dear Sirs:

I write to express my profound disappointment with Dana Milbank's June 17 report, "Democrats Play House to Rally Against the War," which purports to describe a Democratic hearing I chaired in the Capitol yesterday. In sum, the piece cherry-picks some facts, manufactures others out of whole cloth, and does a disservice to some 30 members of Congress who persevered under difficult circumstances, not of our own making, to examine a very serious subject: whether the American people were deliberately misled in the lead up to war. The fact that this was the Post's only coverage of this event makes the journalistic shortcomings in this piece even more egregious.


Oh my, John, aren't we angry. Already I'm laughing at the title of Milbank's article. Though I can certainly see why you take offense.

In an inaccurate piece of reporting that typifies the article, Milbank implies that one of the obstacles the Members in the meeting have is that "only one" member has mentioned the Downing Street Minutes on the floor of either the House or Senate. This is not only incorrect but misleading. In fact, just yesterday, the Senate Democratic Leader, Harry Reid, mentioned it on the Senate floor. Senator Boxer talked at some length about it at the recent confirmation hearing for the Ambassador to Iraq. The House Democratic Leader, Nancy Pelosi, recently signed on to my letter, along with 121 other Democrats asking for answers about the memo. This information is not difficult to find either. For example, the Reid speech was the subject of an AP wire service report posted on the Washington Post website with the headline "Democrats Cite Downing Street Memo in Bolton Fight". Other similar mistakes, mischaracterizations and cheap shots are littered throughout the article.

John. Do the math. Milbank's said "only one member has mentioned the Downing Street Minutes on the floor of either the House or Senate" by your own quote. Then you go on to mention when Harry Reid mentioned it on the Senate floor. You say Senator Boxer talked about during a confirmation hearing on Bolton. This is not quite the same thing as the senate floor but I'll allow your umbrage. Then you say Nancy Pelosi signed a letter. You go to great lengths citing where the Reid speech could be found and yet Milbank's DID say there was only "one" mention on the senate floor. Can't we reasonably assume that Milbank was referring to Reid's mention without all your grandstanding. Then you go on with the Boxer thing and again your mincing Milbank's words.

But hey, you're confusing the reader with a vomit of words so perhaps you are accomplishing what you want.


The article begins with an especially mean and nasty tone, claiming that House Democrats "pretended" a small conference was the Judiciary Committee hearing room and deriding the decor of the room. Milbank fails to share with his readers one essential fact: the reason the hearing was held in that room, an important piece of context. Despite the fact that a number of other suitable rooms were available in the Capitol and House office buildings, Republicans declined my request for each and every one of them. Milbank could have written about the perseverance of many of my colleagues in the face of such adverse circumstances, but declined to do so. Milbank also ignores the critical fact picked up by the AP, CNN and other newsletters that at the very moment the hearing was scheduled to begin, the Republican Leadership scheduled an almost unprecedented number of 11 consecutive floor votes, making it next to impossible for most Members to participate in the first hour and one half of the hearing.

So the "Republicans" denied use of taxpayer paid rooms for a publicity stunt that had never been raised or voted upon in the chambers of congress? And gasp, the Republicans went ahead and scheduled congressional business on congressional time? This is a bad thing because ,,,?

You could have used the turkey money to rent a meeting room at the Holiday Inn, John. Although I understand that you wanted your great conference in the hallowed halls of congress only Dana Milbank wasn't buying it.

I'd say yes indeed Milbank editorialized and editorialized a bit more than is wise in what should be an impartial Journalism.

I understand it very well, John. A conservative reading the NY Times, hey, I get it.

That being said, Milbank's comments on the decor are hilarious. Forgive me.


In what can only be described as a deliberate effort to discredit the entire hearing, Milbank quotes one of the witnesses as making an anti-semitic assertion and further describes anti-semitic literature that was being handed out in the overflow room for the event. First, let me be clear: I consider myself to be friend and supporter of Israel and there were a number of other staunchly pro-Israel members who were in attendance at the hearing. I do not agree with, support, or condone any comments asserting Israeli control over U.S. policy, and I find any allegation that Israel is trying to dominate the world or had anything to do with the September 11 tragedy disgusting and offensive.

That said, to give such emphasis to 100 seconds of a 3 hour and five minute hearing that included the powerful and sad testimony (hardly mentioned by Milbank) of a woman who lost her son in the Iraq war and now feels lied to as a result of the Downing Street Minutes, is incredibly misleading. Many, many different pamphlets were being passed out at the overflow room, including pamphlets about getting out of the Iraq war and anti-Central American Free Trade Agreement, and it is puzzling why Milbank saw fit to only mention the one he did.


John, only 100 seconds of a 3 hour and five minute hearing devoted to anti-Semitism is about 105 seconds too many. Thusly, one anti-Semitic brochure is also one too many.

Milbank was right to mention this. You'd certainly want him to mention any racist remarks made at a Republican conference I suspect.

All that bit about loving Israel is too much. We know your Arab contributors demanded the time.


In a typically derisive and uninformed passage, Milbank makes much of other lawmakers calling me "Mr. Chairman" and says I liked it so much that I used "chairmanly phrases." Milbank may not know that I was the Chairman of the House Government Operations Committee from 1988 to 1994. By protocol and tradition in the House, once you have been a Chairman you are always referred to as such. Thus, there was nothing unusual about my being referred to as Mr. Chairman.

If you say so, John. Somehow I really doubt that if Senator Boxer were to introduce you to a California colleague that should would refer to you as Chairman Conyers. Though I could be wrong.

I do think Milbank got it right.


To administer his coup-de-grace, Milbank literally makes up another cheap shot that I "was having so much fun that [I] ignored aides' entreaties to end the session." This did not occur. None of my aides offered entreaties to end the session and I have no idea where Milbank gets that information. The hearing certainly ran longer than expected, but that was because so many Members of Congress persevered under very difficult circumstances to attend, and I thought - given that - the least I could do was allow them to say their piece. That is called courtesy, not "fun."

Milbank didn't refer to "your" aides, congressman. I bet there were other congress critters' aides in that meeting imploring their boss to come along. And I bet you ignored all the whispering just as Milbank describes.

I'm quite sure "your" aides would never dare to tell you to hurry along.



By the way, the "Downing Street Memo" is actually the minutes of a British cabinet meeting. In the meeting, British officials - having just met with their American counterparts - describe their discussions with such counterparts. I mention this because that basic piece of context, a simple description of the memo, is found nowhere in Milbank's article.

The fact that I and my fellow Democrats had to stuff a hearing into a room the size of a large closet to hold a hearing on an important issue shouldn't make us the object of ridicule. In my opinion, the ridicule should be placed in two places: first, at the feet of Republicans who are so afraid to discuss ideas and facts that they try to sabotage our efforts to do so; and second, on Dana Milbank and the Washington Post, who do not feel the need to give serious coverage on a serious hearing about a serious matter-whether more than 1700 Americans have died because of a deliberate lie. Milbank may disagree, but the Post certainly owed its readers some coverage of that viewpoint.

Sincerely,

John Conyers, Jr.


What can I say, Mr. Conyers? Dana Milbank called it as he saw it.

Sounds like the guy got tired at having once too often having his chain jerked by self-serving congress critters such as yourself.

Tell you what.

Why don't you raise the matter of a review of the Downing Street Memo up on the floor of the House? Better, ask Nancy Pelosi to bring up the matter on the Senate floor.

Why not do this per the rules of congress; per the rules of our constitution, in front of our duly elected representatives?

Because you might lose that vote, Congressman Conyers?

Because in this country we have a democracy of a President and congress elected by the people and Mr. Conyers, that's just the way it goes.

No, Milbank wasn't at all fair and journalistic. He was writing a story. He injected a bit too much opinion.

Now you know how conservatives feel, every time a PBS broadcast comes on and each day the NY Times publishes its rag.



Oh, and about those turkeys, shameless Blog promo here, but I will never forget the turkey brouhaha last year coming out of Conyers' Detroit office.

Yet it's an opinionated thing.

But then I'm a Blogger.

I don't pretend NOT to have an opinion.


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NOTE-This article was posted on the Blogcritics web site a few days ago. I was assaulted with comments by liberals. Below is one such comment emailed to me. This individual was the most well-phrased of all the comments.

I was given permission to re-post the rebuttal. Which I shall do here. Below:
Believe me, not all American are as thick as the new Conservatives believe they are as demonstrated by the rhetoric.

If a President lying to the American people and the United States Congress, manipulating intelligence to "fit" his desire, and responsible for the death and destruction of this magnitude fits into "American values" I would only ask who decided on these set of values? Is this coming from the Christian movement? Is it coming from the multinational corporations who are reaping the profit from the current policies?

If these values reflect the majority of the American people, we, as a country, are in very sad shape indeed. When the United States Congress is allowed to squelch dissent of the minority party, the President requires a loyalty pledge of a citizen of this country before being allowed to listen to what he has to say, and the majority party actively seeks to gain control of not only two branches, but three, we are no longer living in a democratic republic. These very actions speak to the desire of the "conservative" movement and their desire to create a fascist state.

Shall we talk further on who supports this country and form of government? No need, the actions speak for themselves.

Joyce, CA


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Missing Hollyhocks

Yet another burning bush was moved to the fence line when suddenly the thought hit. Where are the hollyhocks?

For it was right over the fence line spot where the hollyhocks were supposed to rise tall and proud that the burning bush was placed. Preventing the hollyhocks, as I fretted, from emergence.

It's not just that the hollyhocks are missing here in the gardens of Serendipity Shore. There's also plants rising from the soil totally unexpected and unidentified.

Although the hedge roses made their statement in early February and judging by the thousands of tiny buds there would soon be a show of no mistake.

These hedge roses, purchased from the famous Jackson & Perkins, had been planted in the sandy soil of Critter Cove in Merryland. They were but a few of the plants I transplanted to the new gardens of Serendipity Shore.

The rose bushes only sulked under the oak canopy of Critter Cove. Here in the wide sun basted lot in Delaware they decided it was a bit of okay. Below is a picture of the hedge roses over a six day period as they began then burst into their full and glorious bloom.

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Anyway, back to the hollyhocks. Because with only a few transplants to this new Delaware lot and with the three new gardens I'd installed before even moving in, there was a need, ahem, for plants.

Not that this was a bad thing in that what gardener wouldn't love an empty pallette in the form of a dirt plot over yonder needing some plants and a plan that would have it burst forth with a green and floral earth brocade as beautiful as anything ever painted by Rembrandt?

Myself tends to buy any plant that I personally like without proper attention to the eco-system and native conditions. Yes all gardeners do this and no gardener ever really gets over it. Thus the hollyhocks, those tall things of floral beauty that line farm fences across the land providing flowers to make hollyhock dolls and standing big and proud as all flowers should do.

Only they must not like Delaware in that it's been two years now.

I under hollyhocks are biennial, resting a year before bursting into bloom the next. The idea is they will re-seed once they bloom providing new flowers every year as the seeds vary their cycles of rest and bloom.

None of it matters because the hollyhocks are nowhere so okay, life goes on.

It was the weird plants in the center lawn garden that at first scared me.

I knew the new green things emerging from the garden was something I'd deliberately planted. As opposed to an exotic weed is what I'm saying here. But they resemble some sort of Egyptian wall painting in the manner that their leaves point straight left here then straight right up there.

Canna!

Wow. These things were but scraggly horseradish looking things when I'd skeptically buried the entire thing in the dirt last fall. I've never had canna in my garden before. Life is good. Fall will bring me big beautiful red canna and the world will stand in awe at my garden skill.

Though I'm an organized person I wonder as yet another green thing juts from the warm spring earth that I can't identify, just why I never keep track of what new plants I put into the ground and where I put them.

There's a devlish part of me I'm supposing that actually wants to be surprised. Just as I am surprised every year that the dark and dank of winter always yields to a cool green spring.

Who knows, those hollyhocks might turn up someday.

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What will my son become?


I remember the story about the old country preacher who had a teenageson, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought along the line of choosing a profession. Like many young men, then and now, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do and he didn't seem overly concerned about it.

One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. What he did was, he went into the boy's room and placed on his study table these three objects: a Bible, a silver dollar, and a bottle of whiskey.

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"Now then," the old preacher said to himself, "I'll just hide behind the door here, and when my son comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which of these three objects he picks up. If he picks up the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman, and that would be o.k. too. But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a drunkard, a no-good drunkard and Lord, what a shame that would be."

The old man was anxious as he waited, and soon he heard his son's footsteps as he came in the house whistling and headed back to his room. He deposited his books on the bed, as a matter of routine, and as he turned around to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table.

With a curious set in his eye, he walked over to inspect them. What he finally did was, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink...

"Lord have mercy," the old man whispered, "He's gonna be a politician!"

June 22, 2005

Daily Update 6/22/05

WEDNESDAY

DATE-6/22/05

Today

Daily Update:

Boy Scout Brennan Hawkins FOUND ALIVE!

Bolton a recess appointment?

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A Guest Writer steps in here. The subject is something about which I know little.

Except for her book, which is about my family.

My cousin, Joan, did extensive research on her wonderful book.

Here she tells you how to do the same research and discover your family's past.

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It's a show featuring only dancing and who would've thunk?

Because the show is railroading all the other shows in its timeslot.

Here's a review of "Dancing with the Stars" and some nice comments on Evander Holyfield's dancing.

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A Grandmother Blogger makes history.

For Baltimore's Afro-American newspaper interviewed me this past weekend.

All about a story on the Blog.

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Missing Boy Scout Found Alive and Well

Boy Scout Brennan Hawkins was found over three miles beyond where searchers thought he would be. He is alive and well.

The only very odd thing is that it is alleged that at one point he heard searchers calling him but was too shy to respond

If I had a child that shy, with life and death on the line, I'd have a long talk with him.

Fox News Story HERE

Bolton a Recess Appointment?

Senator Frist announced yesterday that there would no more votes to nominate Bolton.

Congress has a July 4th recess and an August recess.

It is widely speculated that Bush will appoint Bolton as a recess appointment.

In other words, if congress is not around, or in this case the minority party is placing major roadblocks, the President can make a recess appointment that will be official until the term of the office being filled is complete.

Recall that Bolton has received the votes of 54 senators. That's a majority with a base of 100. It's not like the man can't get the votes. But the Dems are insisting on a super-majority of 60 because that's what they do when they lose an election.

If Bush nominates Bolton as a recess appointment he will hold the position of ambassador to the UN until 2007.

Tomorrow

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Here's an editorial about the very honest congress critter, John Conyers.

Who last week held a "conference" to begin impeachment hearings on President Bush.

Except few showed up, Conyers showboated and even WAPO's Dana Milbank made fun of this pathetic show.

In this editorial, widely copied across the Blogosphere, Grandmother takes on Conyers' letter to the Washington Post editor as he complains about Milbank's article.

Folks, it's a hoot if I do say so myself.

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Where are the Hollyhocks?

This and other daunting questions on this gardening posts.

Click in to check Grandmother's hedge roses. Which defy biology with their bloom.

Still, no hollyhocks.

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Time for a Fish Giggle.

Here's a tale about how a man discovered that his son would grow up to be a politician.

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TV Events of Note
ABC-9pm-"Dancing With the Stars

Review-"Dancing With the Stars";Guest Writer on Finding Your Ancestors;Grandma Blogger Makes History

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ABC’s “Dancing With the Stars”

A reality series featuring dancing. The wonder of it. Any series featuring only dancing. Still an amazing thing.

For how many dance shows are there upon our televisions? Even in all of cable's offerings, the DVD's on our shelves or even in TIVO's recall button?

Even more amazing, the second week of ABC's "Dancing With the Stars" came in the ratings over all the other offerings of its time slot. The surprise caused so many gasps that this tidbit was mentioned in several newscasts this past week.

Dancing. Imagine that.

The premise of the show follows the reality format except for a unique method of calculating scores. Three judges, all choreographers of some repute though I've never heard of any of them, give a score from one to ten during each dance performance. On Wednesday, 6/15/05, there were five contenders left. Each dance team comes in from one to five based on the total scores from the judges. The first place team based on the judges score received five points, second place-four points, and so on.

This reality show too allows audience participation. Viewers can phone in a vote or vote online at ABC.com. The same criteria as applied for the judges' votes applies to viewer votes. Thus the couple receiving the most audience votes is awarded five points, second-four, and so on. The dance team with the lowest score using this method is eliminated from the competition.

Also, unlike other reality shows, there is a "star" associated with each dance team.

Using the word "star" lightly.

John O'Hurley played Elaine's boss in "Seinfield". Evander Holyfield is a boxer. Rachel Hunter is a model. Two other stars, a Joey McIntyre and a Kelly Monoco, also dance on the show but I'm not familiar with their work.

These are not major league celebrities is what I'm saying here. But there's enough of a name recognition to call the series dancing with "stars".

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The stars are paired with an experienced dancer. Their partners teach the stars the dance steps as required then partner with them during the dance competition.

These dances are not for the mild-mannered. This is not two people getting out on the dance floor to wave arms all about and move feet in any random matter that suits. These dances are the REAL stuff, dances that require symmetry of movement between the partners. Plus that bit about throwing a dance partner in the air or sliding between one's legs might not fare well at the local nightclub.

They dance the rumba, the quick step, the jive, the waltz. Indeed all dances having actual names and with specific steps, music and partner choreography associated with each.

In my day our dances had names too. We had the mashed potato, the locomotion, the watusi. Today country music often has dances that require unique steps, often done with large numbers of other dancers generically referred to as "line dancing".

The concept of one man and one woman dancing together, actually in each other's arms, seemed a thing of the past.

Yet along comes this surprising summer offering and people are actually watching it!

I can understand why. Those dance couples do a wonderful job and each performance is a pleasant observation. Myself loved Evander Holyfield. He's a big fellow with feet that match. He asserted that boxers must be deft on their feet, thus are natural dancers.

Though, alas, Evander and his partner were eliminated this past week, I enjoyed watching this sport professional move his feet across the dance floor, his face concentrated to distortion. I thought he did a wonderful job and looked so handsome.

John O'Hurley is no small man either. Yet, dashing and debonair in his black suit and tie, his famous grey hair perfectly cut, he danced a glorious swath over the dance floor. Doing the rhumba of all things.

I am totally fascinated by the moves of each dance. The stars have to struggle at times to remember their steps, the viewer can see it in their pensive faces. I ponder how I would do under such pressure.

For there are times, when no one's around save the dogs, that I will choreograph a swath of Broadway musical inspired dance steps upon my kitchen floor to the applause of no one. I will find myself trying to move my feet in time with the music, stopping at a musical pause, stomping with a drum beat.

I taught the dachshund how to Cha Cha and that's a fact.

There's a certain skill and beauty in the dance although myself fools no one it's not in me. Or my dogs either truth be told.

But the dance I emulate is not the mindless movement of the darkened discos. There's a series of steps, a match of foot to beat, that requires a little more than beer fueled random movement.

"Dancing With the Stars" demonstrates aptly how it should be done. With handy information on the origin of the dance featured, the music required, then on to a demonstration by those who so recently struggled to learn it.

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ON GENEALOGY—LESSONS IN FINDING YOUR PAST

By Joan M. Kay, author of God’s Mountain, McLaughlin’s Valley
McLaughlin's Valley Web Site

Your ancestors made history.

Wherever your folks hail from—Virginia, Jamaica, England, China—they were the very fabric of that culture. They belong in a history book, somewhere, somehow. For figures such as George Washington or Napoleon Bonaparte, scholarly biographies are easy to come by and are worthwhile reading for any student of history. But what about your ancestors? In which book do you read about their contributions to history? Unless you are a descendent of, say, Patrick Henry or Thomas Jefferson, you won’t find one.

You must research and display your family’s history yourself. This can be done in the form of a novel, or alternatively, a (non-fiction) thesis, or study of a town or county where your family lived. Your non-fiction work will prove invaluable to many future generations of family historians, while your fiction will provide pleasure to history lovers everywhere, though will be thoroughly distrusted by other fact-searchers, and rightfully so.

On the fiction side, if you’ve read or seen Alex Haley’s Roots, you’re familiar with the concept of putting obscure ancestors into history and letting them roam free there. It’s a fascinating hobby. And for the late Alex Haley, an extremely lucrative one—though the rest of us might just have to settle for fascinating, which is more than fine with me.

To that end, I break genealogy down into two labors of love, first assembling your family tree and then—using fiction or non-fiction as you prefer—placing the family members in history.

The latter is my current passion, though the former, a family tree, is where we must start.


As an afterword to my novel, God’s Mountain, McLaughlin’s Valley, I show how family research led to the creation of two of MY most beloved characters in history, Hugh McLaughlin and Nancy Gwin.

Never heard of them? Until 1999, neither had I.

I’ve been tracing my McLaughlin ancestors for over a decade now and a lot of those years I have literally been at it as a full-time job, researching for the novel based on my Revolutionary War ancestors. Quite a bunch they were, enough to convince me to write a novel, something I had no experience in. But we muddled along together and finally managed to get the amazing story of Hugh and Nancy McLaughlin out there. It’s the story that won my heart; that I had found, piece by piece, long forgotten on courthouse shelves and archivists’ microfilm.
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YOUR ANCESTORS—THEY’VE APPARENTLY GONE MISSING… SO HOW DO YOU FIND THEM?

Primary Sources

The U.S. Census—your most basic search, and sometimes your most fruitful.

For research on American ancestors, your first stop in genealogy should be census records. Microfilmed reproductions of the U.S. Census (taken every ten years since 1790) are stored at the National Archives in Washington, DC; at Archives repositories across the country; through inter-library loan at your local public library (ask your librarian for help; she’s a gem, I assure you), through LDS Family History Libraries and online genealogy services, such as Ancestry.com, which offers an invaluable search engine to locate your ancestors in the census records, though you must pay a fee to access their online census images.

Privacy laws govern the availability of census records. They are not available to researchers until more than 70 years after the enumeration, so the most recent records you may research are from 1930. If you have information on your ancestors from before 1930, you’re in excellent shape to begin your search. If you can, always begin with 1930. Don’t skip back to 1870 because your great-aunt May swears that your great-great grandfather Alphonse lived in New York, New York then—find out for yourself. (If you’ve yet to reach your pre-1930 ancestors, I’ll deal with your particular stumbling block in a future column.)

Different challenges and opportunities come along with each decade’s census. The enumerations of 1790, 1800, and 1890 are generally unavailable for many areas; 1810 to 1840 include the names of only heads of households, not individual family members. All you will find in these years on dependents is an age range (0-5 years, 6-10 years, etc.) and a designation of male or female. Beginning in 1850 each family member was enumerated separately, with name, age, race, relation to head-of-household, etc. Records are broken into counties and usually several counties within the same state will appear on each roll of microfilm produced by the National Archives.

In research for my current novel-in-progress, about the Civil War, I am relying heavily on census records from 1860 in Pocahontas County, Virginia (now West Virginia). Useful to me in the 1860 records is the listing of occupation, schooling, and worth of personal and real property of each citizen. You may also find there the boundaries of neighborhoods, which is particularly useful because, historically, many families stuck close together, and the mother of the Smith family next door to your Jones relations may actually be that long-lost aunt you’ve been trying to find. Even unrelated but close neighbors hold clues to your family’s history. For example, neighbors very often emigrated together in groups. If your family were to suddenly disappear from an area and prove hard to find elsewhere, a quick search of their previous close neighbors may give you a clue to where they have moved, or moved from.

So, using a “family group sheet” to keep your records on download available HERE and starting with the 1930 enumeration, document carefully (roll numbers, page numbers, repository, etc) each fact that you find there, working backward in time through the US Census Records as far as they will allow. I’ll check back in on you soon—with more Lessons for your search.
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God’s Mountain, McLaughlin’s Valley - Joan M Kay. Hugh McLaughlin never knew he changed the world. His story begins when, as a young man, Hugh loses his father, is forced into servitude, and in order to regain his freedom, marches into the Revolutionary War. Join Hugh and the Continental Army at Valley Forge; accompany him through the ordeals of war as he is surrounded by death, infected with smallpox, wounded and finally taken prisoner. Witness how these experiences shape the character of a man. But this story encompasses more than the Revolutionary War; it delves into the personal wars tormenting each of the major characters. When Hugh returns home to the mountains of western Virginia, he falls in love with Nancy Gwin, the daughter of a wealthy planter. They marry against her family's objections and for the next decade, Hugh and Nancy battle through the estrangement of her family and prejudice from their neighbors. Finally, the full power of his life and spirit is discovered. This is a story you can get lost in.

2005, 5½x8½, paper, 340 pp. $33.00 K3280 ISBN: 078843280X
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Grandmother Blogger Interviewed by Baltimore Afro-American Newspaper
Seems my reminisce post about my childhood experiences at Baltimore’s old Gwynn Oak Park caught somebody’s attention.

As well it should as the story, HERE, written and saved for the benefit of Kaitlyn Mae that it not be forgotten, is a compelling one.

For it really happened and the beauty of the tale? It’s the simple truth.

Hopefully next week I will have a link to the Afro-American article for the story being written by Sean Yoes.

June 21, 2005

Daily Update-6/21/05

TUESDAY

DATE-6/21/05

Monday's /Daily Update Post HERE

Today

Daily Update:

Bolton cloture vote fails. Senator votes listed here.

Also, missing Utah boy scout raises more concerns that his disappearance is more sinister than getting lost in the woods.

More Aruba madness you simply won't believe.
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It's a true crime update.

Final notes on the Michael Jackson case.

Alarming news about John Couey, murderer or Jessica Lunsford.

And of course, Aruba.

Finally, a new and very intriguing true crime flying right now under the radar.

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It's Notable/Quotables and we have, of course, Howard Dean.

An interesting quote on Deep Throat and Linda Tripp.

Some thoughts on socialized medicine and how it works, or doesn't work, in Canada

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Lots of comments this week, including plenty on the Aruba case, bird calling, and Rush Limbaugh thoughts.

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Bolton STILL Not Confirmed
Although the vote was 54-yay to 38 Nay for cloture, it seems the Dems still want to talk about it.

In other words, it's a filibuster.

I can only assume that those 38 senators do NOT want to clean up the UN. Makes me wonder what Kofi Annan has on them.

I note both of my Delaware senators voted NAY.

Akaka (D-HI), Nay
Alexander (R-TN), Yea
Allard (R-CO), Yea
Allen (R-VA), Yea
Baucus (D-MT), Nay
Bayh (D-IN), Nay
Bennett (R-UT), Yea
Biden (D-DE), Nay
Bingaman (D-NM), Nay
Bond (R-MO), Yea
Boxer (D-CA), Nay
Brownback (R-KS), Yea
Bunning (R-KY), Yea
Burns (R-MT), Not Voting
Burr (R-NC), Yea
Byrd (D-WV), Nay
Cantwell (D-WA), Nay
Carper (D-DE), Nay
Chafee (R-RI), Yea
Chambliss (R-GA), Yea
Clinton (D-NY), Nay
Coburn (R-OK), Yea
Cochran (R-MS), Yea
Coleman (R-MN), Not Voting
Collins (R-ME), Yea
Conrad (D-ND), Nay
Cornyn (R-TX), Yea
Corzine (D-NJ), Nay
Craig (R-ID), Yea
Crapo (R-ID), Yea
Dayton (D-MN), Nay
DeMint (R-SC), Yea
DeWine (R-OH), Yea
Dodd (D-CT), Nay
Dole (R-NC), Yea
Domenici (R-NM), Yea
Dorgan (D-ND), Nay
Durbin (D-IL), Nay
Ensign (R-NV), Yea
Enzi (R-WY), Yea
Feingold (D-WI), Not Voting
Feinstein (D-CA), Nay
Frist (R-TN), Yea
Graham (R-SC), Yea
Grassley (R-IA), Yea
Gregg (R-NH), Yea
Hagel (R-NE), Yea
Harkin (D-IA), Nay
Hatch (R-UT), Yea
Hutchison (R-TX), Yea
Inhofe (R-OK), Yea
Inouye (D-HI), Nay
Isakson (R-GA), Yea
Jeffords (I-VT), Nay
Johnson (D-SD), Not Voting
Kennedy (D-MA), Nay
Kerry (D-MA), Not Voting
Kohl (D-WI), Not Voting
Kyl (R-AZ), Yea
Landrieu (D-LA), Yea
Lautenberg (D-NJ), Nay
Leahy (D-VT), Nay
Levin (D-MI), Not Voting
Lieberman (D-CT), Nay
Lincoln (D-AR), Nay
Lott (R-MS), Yea
Lugar (R-IN), Yea
Martinez (R-FL), Yea
McCain (R-AZ), Yea
McConnell (R-KY), Yea
Mikulski (D-MD), Nay
Murkowski (R-AK), Yea
Murray (D-WA), Nay
Nelson (D-FL), Nay
Nelson (D-NE), Yea
Obama (D-IL), Nay
Pryor (D-AR), Yea
Reed (D-RI), Nay
Reid (D-NV), Nay
Roberts (R-KS), Yea
Rockefeller (D-WV), Nay
Salazar (D-CO), Nay
Santorum (R-PA), Yea
Sarbanes (D-MD), Nay
Schumer (D-NY), Nay
Sessions (R-AL), Yea
Shelby (R-AL), Yea
Smith (R-OR), Yea
Snowe (R-ME), Yea
Specter (R-PA), Yea
Stabenow (D-MI), Nay
Stevens (R-AK), Yea
Sununu (R-NH), Yea
Talent (R-MO), Yea
Thomas (R-WY), Yea
Thune (R-SD), Not Voting
Vitter (R-LA), Yea
Voinovich (R-OH), Nay
Warner (R-VA), Yea
Wyden (D-OR), Nay


Missing Boy Scout
A boy scout, Brennan Hawkins, has gone missing during a recent boy scout event in Utah.

Information is sketchy but there's concern in that another boy scout went missing only fifteen miles from this site. This missing child has not yet been found.

Brennan attended a boy scout event that included 1500 participants. Brennan's father is a leader of the older group of scouts and this event was evidently aimed at the older scouts. Brennan's dad bought his son along as well as a friend of Brennan's.

Brennan's friend left him by the climbing wall. Brennan has not been seen since.

The good news is that the nights have been mild in Utah should Brennan be lost. Also Brennan has had some survival training.

The bad news is that he hasn't been found yet. There's also concern over the eeriness of the other child that went missing in that same area.

Concern over a serial predator, perhaps killer.

Latest Aruba News-Just When You Thought It Couldn't Get More Bizarre

Seems Aruban investigators are annoyed with Natalee Holloway's parents. Because they assert that Natalee's PARENTS should be given a lie detector test.

I'm thinking there was a nasty confrontation with the father of Joran Van Der Sloot-the prime suspect in Natalee's disappearance, and Natalee's Mom and Step-Dad.

Because I saw Natalee's step dad on Fox yesterday. He called Joran's father a "sleezeball".

Then we hear that somebody in that fortress of a rinky-dink police department thinks Natalee's parents should have to take a lie detector test; that THEY might somehow be responsible for the disappearance of their daughter.

I'm sticking with my belief that this whole thing is an attempt at bribery and cover up , refer to my theory on this HERE.

Tomorrow

A Guest Writer steps in here. The subject is something about which I know little.

Except for her book, which is about my family.

My cousin, Joan, did extensive research on her wonderful book.

Here she tells you how to do the same research and discover your family's past.

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It's a show featuring only dancing and who would've thunk?

Because the show is railroading all the other shows in its timeslot.

Here's a review of "Dancing with the Stars" and some nice comments on Evander Holyfield's dancing.

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A Grandmother Blogger makes history.

For Baltimore's Afro-American newspaper interviewed me this past weekend.

All about a story on the Blog.

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TV Events of Note

ABC: Tuesday, June 21 8:55 PM
Sports event, Basketball, Playoff sports

Finals, Game 6: Detroit Pistons at San Antonio Spurs
From the SBC Center in San Antonio. (If necessary; alternate prime-time lineup includes ``My Wife and Kids,'' ``George Lopez,'' ``According to Jim'' ``According to Jim'' and ``Blind Justice.'').


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NBC WCAU: Tuesday, June 21 8:00 PM
Special, News, Documentary

Jennifer Wilbanks discusses why she fabricated her own abduction in order to avoid marrying fiance John Mason.


AND

NBC: Tuesday, June 21 9:00 PM
Reality

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True Crime Update-Aruba,Jackson,Lunsford Distressing News;Quotables;Comments

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Holloway/Aruba-Story Changes Hourly
Only a few new tidbits on Natalee Holloway’s disappearance during her vacation in Aruba. Below, from a true crime newsgroup, this post was made by an Ashley79. It might well be the first Internet note about Natalee’s disappearance. Copied below in its entirety.

ashley79
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 31
Birmingham, AL Posted on: 1:37 pm, May 31, 2005 Report inappropriate post

Just wanted to warn everyone:
My best friend and her husband chaperoned a senior trip of 160 kids down to Aruba, and she returned last night. Her husband had to stay b/c they think that one of the girls was kidnapped, and is possibly in Venezuela now. Her parents flew down, and the State Dept., DEA and several other groups are involved now. She left with a guy from Carlos and Charlie's, and the cops found out that he is a local drug dealer. Just wanted to let everyone know to please stay safe. If anyone in Aruba has any info., please let me know. I should know more later today. Just please say a prayer.


Below is an interesting article. It reports the by now old news that a disc jockey was picked up for questioning in the disappearance of Natalee Holloway. As the news dripped out after this occurrence, the fellow’s name was finally learned to be Steve Croes.

Note that the spokeswoman for the attorney general’s name is also Croes.

I am told, let me state very loud here, that CROES is a very common Aruban name.

Could be the truth. Still, one more block in the rubble that is this investigation.
From AP.org:
A judge on Saturday ordered the teenage son of a prominent justice official and two of his friends to stay in jail for at least another week while investigators search for clues in the disappearance of a young Alabama woman.

A disc jockey on an Aruban tourist party boat who also has been detained in the case was to appear before a judge Monday, the attorney general's spokeswoman Mariaine Croes said as the search for 18-year-old Natalee Holloway neared the end of three weeks.


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The most recent info as of this writing (Sunday eve) everyone on the island of Aruba has been arrested and is being held on suspicion of the disappearance of Natalee Holloway.

No, wait.

Let me take a deep breath.

The disc jockey Steve Croes, as well as the Aruba Three are being held somewhere in Aruba for something.

Van Der Sloot’s parents were also questioned by Aruban investigators but were released. Speculation about the questioning of Joran’s parents has run amok.

His father is an officer of the Aruban court. Although that's been disputed of late and he is now referred to as a "judge in training", whatever that is. These are not lower class persons.

Could it be possible that Joran’s father helped him cover up his crime?

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Michael Jackson-the Aftermath
One might suppose that some gloating is in order.

Jackson had been chased by LA prosecutor Tom Sneddon twice. And twice he got free.

Gloating would be in order, indeed tolerable, were this some sort of contest or betting wager.

In the case of Michael Jackson, he has been set free by a California jury to molest young boys with dysfunctional mothers, dark complexions, aged around, say 13. And he shall do so unfettered by any niceties of law.

Because who’s going to go after him again?

So on the first day after the verdict, Jackson’s hype team compares the not-guilty verdict to the freeing of South Africa’s Nelson Mandela.

Michael Jackson.com

Now we have this, a verbatim copy of a newsgroup post:
MICHAEL JACKSON's defence attorney is urging the pop superstar to return to court and file a "malicious prosecution" suit against Santa Barbara District Attorney TOM SNEDDON and his team.
THOMAS MESEREAU feels his client was unjustly treated from day one as Sneddon and investigators aggressively sought to bring child molestation charges against Jackson after raiding his Neverland Ranch home in November 2003.

And he's convinced the pop star would be more than justified in going after the prosecution team in his trial, which ended on Monday (13JUN05) with Jackson being acquitted on all charges.

Speaking exclusively to US newsman LARRY KING on CNN on Tuesday night (14JUN05), Mesereau stated, "Do I think this was done maliciously and unfairly? Absolutely.
"I think that he was treated in a way that no one else would have been similarly treated. It's because he's a mega-celebrity."

Mesereau insisted the prosecution team lost its case early in the trial because it failed to do its homework.


Now Jackson might sue the TAXPAYERS!

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Finally, the Jackson family, who finally wrested control of Michael’s money from him due to his very poor health and confusion, held a shindig at a casino.

Here’s the interesting part…the juror lady who asked us all what mother would allow her child to sleep with Michael-as if Michael were totally helpless over the matter- was a guest at this post-verdict victory celebration.

Soon…the MICHAEL JACKSON NOT-GUILTY VICTORY TOUR!
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Distressing News on the Jessica Lunsford Case
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Cindy Adams, a gossip columnist for the NY Post of all things, reports in her column that she visited Mark Lunsford while he was in NY recently.

She says that Mark told her that John Couey might go free because he wasn’t read his rights before his confession.

Below is her column in the entirety. The information provided by Mark to Cindy is quite interesting.
June 13, 2005 -- MARK LUNSFORD. Don't know the name? You may remember his story. Four months ago his 8-year-old, Jessica, asleep in her own bed, was kidnapped, assaulted and killed by a sexual predator. Mark was all over TV. Long hair, tattoos, this trucker from Homosassa, Fla., looks a little like a bum. What he is - or was - is a single parent who lost his sweet-faced kid. Here last week, begging New York legislators to strengthen existing laws that permit convicted offenders to pose a threat to children, he wound up at my house for lunch. I asked how he's holding up.

"I cry when I'm home alone," he said. "I hurt a lot. I just don't want anybody to see it. I guess it's a pride thing.

"I've mainly tried to avoid dealing with it. Rather than lay down in pain, I'm fightin' to save other folks' children. You can't accomplish nothing by falling apart. It may yet come that I do, but for right now I haven't got time."

We know what happened to Jessica. She was eventually found 150 yards from her own bedroom, buried underneath the killer's mobile home. But what's happening to her murderer, John Couey?

"I don't know," said Mark. "I only know for sure he should burn in hell . . .
Look, three people were inside that trailer with Jessica. Couey, his sister who bought him a bus ticket to get out of town, and another person. Couey, who even the sheriff said is wacked out of his mind, confessed. Admitted to investigators he kept her locked inside his bedroom closet.

"But we may lose this confession because cops neglected to read him his rights. Forget any death penalty, we may even lose the charge of killing my daughter, raping her and burying her alive because of a technicality.

"Two state attorneys told me, 'We got problems with this case. We may lose it.' Florida law enforcement is unaggressive. Prosecutor Brad King won't prosecute because, he says, he now can't get a conviction. Herb Cohen, who's my lawyer for free because he believes so strongly in what we're trying to do, says we'll have to go to court because, what's happening is, they're making a deal with a criminal. We still have no results of the autopsy. How long's it take for an autopsy?
"Jeb Bush said he'd appoint a special prosecutor. This special prosecutor then said he'll 'look into it.' "

Wearing a necklace with his daughter's picture, speaking quietly and slowly, Mark Lunsford then said: "But we just got some evidence they don't even know about.
"The mobile-home owner who rented it to Couey wants it re-rented. So he needs to fix it up. So who's he hire to redo it? A friend of mine. This friend calls me and says, 'Hey, a carpet's in the closet with bloodstains.' Cops never even saw it. They just sat on the bed talking with Couey's sister while he and Jessica were inside. They never even checked. Never even opened the closet to look inside. They said he only kept Jessica there, 'one night.' Couey himself admitted he kept her there six days.

"The cops erected a command center so dogs could track the scent. So where did they erect this command center? Right in the path of everyone coming and going so the area's been contaminated. Florida's got Keystone Kops."

Lawyer Herb Cohen hasn't said it in so many words but could be there's some lawsuit down the line. And what are he and Mark Lunsford telling District Attorney Jeanine Pirro, Sen. Martin Golden and other New York legislators?

"That your laws here are weak. Sexual predators are off control after 10 years. They must be monitored for life. The children they attack are branded for their whole lives. You need to increase penalties, 25 years to life. If there's not yet a punch-in federal data base then there has to be a New York one. Anytime a child anywhere is raped or killed because some guy says, 'Get in the car or I'll kill you,' we're all responsible. You're talking about our kids.

"Couey's probation officer didn't even know he was a sex offender.

"We need a GPS global monitoring system. Martha Stewart's wearing an ankle bracelet, and sickos who can't be trusted are on the honor system to register when they move?
"You kill a child? You rape a child? I want an express lane to death row. Don't tell me perverts have rights. So did that kid. So did that parent.

"I lost my child and suddenly I'm trying to be knowledgeable. I'm not educated. I have no money. I live with my parents because I can only work two to three days a week because I'm spending so much time on this. But Jessie was my partner. My pal. Every weekend I took her to karaoke.

"When she came up missing, detectives said I had a partying lifestyle. They asked me, 'Did you take your daughter?' I said, 'You may be official and you may be able to whip my ass, but I'm figuring to hit you.' "


This has also been reported on Fox’s O’Reilly factor. I watched it on Friday 6/17/05. Lunsford’s lawyer said that Brad King, prosecutor for this case, won’t bring charges against the others in the mobile home because he is protecting the sheriff.

Who did not read John Couey his rights.

Now it COULD be that Couey blurted out a confession before the sheriff had a chance to read him his rights. Much less find a tape recorder.

Although it would seem that the cops would tell him to shut up until all of this was tended to. But at the time, as I recall, it wasn’t known if Jessica was dead. Yes, everyone believed so as a child missing over a day is usually not a good thing. So the sheriff might have tried to keep Couey talking in case he revealed where Jessica was.

I’m not saying this is true and I’m not saying I even believe this.

But I simply don’t believe the sheriff’s office botched this case so badly as to not read a criminal his rights or get a tape recorded confession.

What’s to stop the sheriff from getting a tape recorded confession now? Just grab a tape recorder and go in there and have him state it all again.

Of course that’s too simplistic. But I’m sensing smoke here with no fire.

In due course it will come out.

Because if Couey walks then all of America will be outraged.

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FYI
No comment.
Runaway Bride's Dowry Deal
Top Agent Offers $500,000 for Story Rights; NBC Gets Interview

By Howard Kurtz
Washington Post Staff Writer
Thursday, June 16, 2005; Page C01

New York superagent Judith Regan has bought the rights to the life
stories of runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks and her fiance after
offering them $500,000 for a package that -- in an unusual twist --
included the first news interview with the couple.

NBC anchor Katie Couric interviewed the couple last weekend for an
hour-long prime-time special to air Tuesday.

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Looming, an Interesting True Crime
It’s flying low under the radar, but it seems that an army sergeant has been charged with the murder of two superior officers.

This true crime will be interesting in two ways: how it’s “proved” and how it’s prosecuted.

It’s a war zone!

Bullets fly. IED’s ignite.

What a perfect place to kill someone you loathe.

This story has been reported on in a few places. I heard Greta was heading to Kuwait.

For this case will be tried by the military.

Look for much more on this to come.

MSNBC.com
BAGHDAD, Iraq - An Army National Guard staff sergeant has been charged with premeditated murder in a “fragging incident” that killed two senior officers at a U.S. base near Tikrit last week, the U.S. military said Thursday.

Army officials told NBC News that Staff Sgt. Alberto B. Martinez had been disciplined by the two officers, a possible motive for the attack. The officials, who spoke on condition of anonymity, did not disclose the nature of the disciplinary action.

(snip) A military statement said that Martinez, 37, a supply specialist with the Headquarters and Headquarters Company of the 42nd Infantry Division, was charged Wednesday in the June 7 deaths of the two officers at Forward Operating Base Danger, near Tikrit, Saddam Hussein’s hometown 80 miles north of Baghdad.

The 42nd Infantry Division is a New York-based National Guard unit.


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Canadian Health Care

Soon to be American Health Care if we get “Hillary Care”.
DEPENDS ON YOUR DEFINITION OF "FAIR"

"The (Canadian) universal health-care system--while considered one of the fairest in the world--has been plagued by long waiting lists and a lack of doctors, nurses and new equipment. Some patients wait years for surgery, MRI machines are scarce and many Canadians travel to the United States for medical treatment. In most Canadian provinces, it is illegal to seek faster treatment and jump to the head of the line by paying out of pocket for public care. Private health clinics have sprouted up even though they are technically illegal, though the provincial governments tend to look the other way."

- Associated Press

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One’s a Hero; the Other’s a Bitch
From Jay Bryant, Townhall.com
if you rat out a Republican, you are an honored and reliable source of information. If you rat out a Democrat, you are a skulking low-life scoundrel.

Mark Felt. Linda Tripp. Two truth-telling whistle-blowers whose revelations contributed to the resignation or impeachment of Presidents. To one, encomiums are sung in the newsrooms of the world, while the other is written off as a heartless busybody.


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Explaining Howard Dean

Ah. Makes sense now.
"Howard Dean...has the sense of humor you expect to find in Vermont, which is not really a state but a collection of cheese and craft boutiques squeezed between New York and New Hampshire. The winters are so cold in Vermont that summer, which arrives in August and sometimes lasts for nearly a week, never can quite thaw everything and the governor's sense of humor remains locked in ice the year 'round."

- Wes Pruden, Pruden On Politics, 6/10/05

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Commenter Sums Up Reality Show “Hell’s Kitchen Handily”

First Blog review-Hell’s Kitchen

Second Review-Hell’s Kitchen
Comments: The show is like a train wreck: I can\'t help but watch.

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On Baltimore’s Gwynn Oak Park

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Reminisce-Hairspray, Gwynn Oak and Civil Rights
I am from Baltimore too and have many remembrances of Gwynn Oak Park and Enchanted Forest too as a matter of fact. It is a shame that neither one of them are still around. Kids today have no idea of what they are missing.....I am still in Baltimore and miss both places terribly.

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Posted by Cathy to The Kaitlyn Mae Book Blog at 6/10/2005 09:54:27 PM

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On Rush Limbaugh

Rush Limbaugh Trivia Here
Received the following comment via email.

I must disagree with the commenter. Because I heard Rush say with mine own lying ears that when he does “re-va-rund jack-son” in an exaggerated drawl that he is imitating his personal hero, Bill Buckley.

Though that drawl DOES sound a lot like Jesse Jackson himself I must say.

Also some other interesting information in the comment.

Rush is NOT parodying Bill Buckley when he says Rehv-rund Jax-sund. He is mimicing the reverand Jackson's own pronunciation. When Robert Reich was asked how to pronounce his own name, he said "Ryiiii Ssssheh!". All you need to do is say something you wish you hadn't and Rush will make sure that your nightmare is fulfilled. The Islamic leader Farrakhan was once a calypso singer; therefore Calyso Louie.

Rush lost his hearing due to the high amounts of aspirin contained in his favorite addictive drug. It is generaly referred to as an "auto immune disease" to save embarrasment. The House Ear Institute did his coclear implant and they are the premier hospital for this operation. They have done many implants for others who have lost hearing from this same drug. Here is the link to their artical about Sensorineural Hearing Loss (due to aspirin, quinine, ect).

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Rush does not tie his brain behind his back. He ties HALF his brain. Just like money is not the root; it is love of money that is the root.

When Rush says that his talent is on loan from Gawwd he copies Chuck Heston's pronunciation. And who is a better authority than someone who has personly talked to the being?

There is no one who does this schtick better than the Lovable Fuzzball. I just wish he was more Libertarian and never discused women's body parts and functions. I can't think of a worse advisor on marrage.

-- Colin- Flawda
You deserve a pat on the back.

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Calling the Birds

A reader emails a question about calling birds. Something very possible to do.

Cardinal Fiction-“Red Calling”

A Reader Raises a Baby Cardinal
Have you ever called up a cardinal? This morning I was playing around with a male cardinal in my back yard by mimicking his call. Tweeeeet, tweeeeeet, tweeeeeet-- Tweet, Tweet, Tweet, Tweet. He went nuts trying to locate the new bird. Have you ever witnissed such? What is your experience with calling up red birds?

John

Below, my response to the question.

Oh I believe the cardinal responded to your "noise".

Not to cast aspersions at your imitation of a cardinal, but I suspect your red bird buddy was responding to your "noise", which he likely thought might be a strange bird trespassing on his territory.

In fact ALL birds can be coaxed from the brush and trees by any noise they might interpret as coming from another bird.

A popular bird calling technique is to "kiss" the fleshy area between your thumb and wrist. Said "kiss" to consist of sucking air from that area in such a manner as to produce a noise that birds might not know from which "bird" it comes but they WILL think it's another interloper and come down to check.

There are also many bird-calling devices that can be purchased. These devices can often be twisted or blown in like a whistle and the birds will all come down to check it out.

Birds are very nosey and they worry constantly who might be about and ready to take over their territory.

Keep practicing. Soon you'll have them landing on your head!

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Question About Randolph Dial
Who is that Rasputin like criminal who ran off with Bobbi Jo Parker. Who he kidnapped so it is said. But Mrs. Parker was held by Dial for almost ten years.

Dial was in jail for murdering Kelly Hogan, a Karate instructor. Dial claimed he was paid to do the hit job. The commenter is asking who Dial allegedly did the hit job for.

My response was that I was not sure that ANYONE paid Dial to kill Hogan as the investigators did not put much stock in his claim.

If any yon reader has more info please email me with any confidentiality required and all details known.

Thanks.

Who Is Randolph Dial
I know Kelly Hogan's wife (she is now married to a member of my family) and would be very curious to know if there is any information about who may have paid Dial to kill this man. Could you email me with any ideas about getting the information? This woman does not communicate with anyone I know of about this matter. Thanks

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The Aruba Saga

A reader asks:
Is Freddy flashing a gang sign in the picture of the Aruba 3? Lynn

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I don’t know. Is he?
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Call to Boycott Aruba

It really might come to this.

BOYCOTT ARUBA and the other Dutch Islands! Since that is what they care about - the almighty dollar and tourists - teach them the lesson that the safety and return of our children mean more than their tourism.

Please help Natalee Hollaway and her parents, and other parents. In 1998 another girl named Amy also went missing in the Dutch islands hours after being in Aruba. She has been seen since by numerous people still in the islands area as a prisoner in sex brothels.

Back then, as now, those parents could not get any help to actually find their daughter. Both parents of both girls have been on TV asking the worldwide public for help to get their daughers back. Amy's parents were on this weekend to remind people that their daughter is also still missing there, and Natalee's mom was on TV last night and this morning begging for help.

The main boy who took Natalee and knows where she is (alive or her body) is a rich spoiled kid whose father is an Aruban judge. His parents have hired the best big shot lawyer their law has to get him off scott free - meanwhile Natalee's parents can't find her and are being stonewalled everywhere they turn.

Aruba is making a show of helping, even attempting to railroad 2 guys while they let the 3 kids that actually had Natalee go free for over 12 days to get rid of any evidence. Their only interest is in protecting their judge's son and their tourist reputation and economy.

The main news channels all weekend told of this kid's bad reputation, bad temper, etc. including that the Aruban law states that you have to be at least 18 to drive, drink or be in casino's - yet he has a new car, drinks and uses casinos - all because his dad is the law on the island so he thinks he can get away with anything he wants. The news shows told of this kid's website that told about his conquests with other foreign tourist girls, etc. but they now have disabled it. The boy has his judge dad and big shot lawyer - Natalee has nothing - unless we - the world - helps.

Help even up the situation and show Aruba that Natalee and Amy have to be found FAST. If their economy is what really counts - then - BOYCOTT ARUBA, go to US Virgin Islands, or somewhere else - but stop spending any money towards Aruba until Amy and Natalee (or their body) are found and the perps are in jail permanently. Worldwide - please BOYCOTT ARUBA ! Help find these girls!

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Finally, a compliment via email:

Hi!
Love your blog!
I've profiled it on mine in the right sideblog at
Capital Region People Blog

Dave

Check it out. Complete with my little fish logo. Too cute.
I thank you Dave.

June 20, 2005

Daily Update Mon-6/20/05

DATE-6/20/05

Today

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It was a busy news week this past week. All documented and linked in this "Week Just Passed".

And besides Aruba, lots of other stuff happened. Including Durbin the congressional traitor, earthquakes, Schiavo, and Michael Jackson.

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Having had enough of CBS' "Hell's Kitchen" and its nasty chef, I chance upon a cooking reality show that is spot on.

A review of Food Network's "Next Food Nextwork Star" here.

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Here's a way to determine how long you expect to live given your responses to the questions asked in this web site of the week.

Should it be time to make out your will, remember, the name is "FISH". Just like it sounds.

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CLICK HERE FOR "TODAY"POST ABOVE

Daily Update Below.

Click on the 6.05 archives on the sidebar to review the rest of June's Blog posts.
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It was all Dick Durbin on the Sunday talk shows yesterday.

Who never apologized and will not apologize.

But hey, Al Jazeera is quoting him.

Also, in the Aruba case, Van Der Sloot's parents WERE both brought in for questioning.

The rest of the island will be taken into custody later this week.

It's MONDAY! Start the Week with a Smile.

Tomorrow


It's a true crime update.

Final notes on the Michael Jackson case.

Alarming news about John Couey, murderer or Jessica Lunsford.

And of course, Aruba.

Finally, a new and very intriguing true crime flying right now under the radar.
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It's Notable/Quotables and we have, of course, Howard Dean.

An interesting quote on Deep Throat and Linda Tripp.

Some thoughts on socialized medicine and how it works, or doesn't work, in Canada

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Lots of comments this week, including plenty on the Aruba case, bird calling, and Rush Limbaugh thoughts.


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Week Just Passed-Jackson ,Aruba, Durbin; Web Site/Week-How Long Will you Live? Review-Food Network's Next Star.

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EARTHQUAKES

Five in California this past week!

From SFGATE:
A moderate earthquake occurred at 1:53:25 PM (PDT) on Thursday, June 16, 2005.
The magnitude 5.3 event occurred 5 km (3 miles) NE of Yucaipa, CA.
The hypocentral depth is 12 km ( 8 miles).


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Congress: Durbin Speaketh
If I read this to you and did not tell you that it was an FBI agent describing what Americans had done to prisoners in their control, you would most certainly believe this must have been done by Nazis, Soviets in their gulags, or some mad regime--Pol Pot or others--that had no concern for human beings. Sadly, that is not the case. This was the action of Americans in the treatment of their prisoners.


24/7-Should We Close Down Gitmo?
But of course.

And as Rush suggested, move them all to Delaware.

Meanwhile I chance upon this article from one of my favorite Journalists, Claudia Rosett. She depicts prison life in Libya. Libya, governed by Gadhafi, darling of this administration.

Why isn’t Biden checking out this prison system?

Rosett
Some of Gadhafi's critics have vanished into places such as Abu Salim prison, near Tripoli--where state authorities massacred hundreds of inmates during a prison revolt in 1996, and where Mr. Eljahmi served time in 2002-03. Many have been harassed or beaten up, or simply disappeared. At the moment, Libya's dissident diaspora is sending around stories of the murder of a Libyan journalist, 32-year-old Daif Al Ghazal, whose bruised and stabbed body was found June 2 in the city of Benghazi, according to the Paris-based monitoring group Reporters Without Borders. Mr. Al Ghazal, after working for years for a pro-Gadhafi newspaper (no other kind is permitted in Libya) had begun writing articles critical of corruption within the Libyan regime, published on an Arabic London-based Web site, libya-alyoum.com ("Libya Today").

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This Just In
Downing Street Memo a fake?

Seems the basis for John Conyers’ impeachment hearings was a document “re-typed” from originals.

It also seems the originals were destroyed.
Captains Quarters Blog
Until tonight, however, no one questioned the authenticity of the documents provided by the Times of London. That has now changed, as Times reporter Michael Smith admitted that the memos he used are not originals, but retyped copies (via LGF and CQ reader Sapper):

The eight memos — all labeled "secret" or "confidential" — were first obtained by British reporter Michael Smith, who has written about them in The Daily Telegraph and The Sunday Times. Smith told AP he protected the identity of the source he had obtained the documents from by typing copies of them on plain paper and destroying the originals.

The AP obtained copies of six of the memos (the other two have circulated widely). A senior British official who reviewed the copies said their content appeared authentic. He spoke on condition of anonymity because of the secret nature of the material.

Yes, absolutely I believe this. The reporter typed the memos on an old-fashioned typewriter (WHY?) then destroyed the originals.

Absolutely.

Why would I doubt such a story?
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Jackson, Schiavo, Runaway Bride
Jackson got some California justice. Thus he was not guilty on all counts. Oh, and one of his jurors showed up a celebration at a casino in honor of his victory.

The autopsy report on Terri Schiavo was released. Took four months to rehydrate the brain after she was denied water until death. The autopsy pretty much proves nothing.
An autopsy on Terri Schiavo backed her husband's contention that she was in a persistent vegetative state, finding that she had massive and irreversible brain damage and was blind, the medical examiner's office said Wednesday. It also found no evidence that she was strangled or otherwise abused.

But what caused her collapse 15 years remained a mystery.

And Jennifer Wilbanks got a movie and book deal for being an idiot and scaring people to death. She will also be interviewed by Perky Katie.
10 WCAU: Tuesday, June 21 8:00 PM
Special, News, Documentary

Jennifer Wilbanks discusses why she fabricated her own abduction in order to avoid marrying fiance John Mason.


God Bless America.
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Natalee Holloway, Revolving Suspects and Aruba
Tomorrow’s weekly true crime update will have a more in-depth review of events swirling about the investigation of the disappearance of Alabama native, Natalee Holloway.

Below are links to posts made on this Blog last week as they unfolded.
HERE
HERE
AND HERE

The latest on this case is the detainment of a fourth “suspect” and, oddly, the father of one of the suspects is also being held for questioning.

The fourth suspect being held is a Deejay and works on a tourist party boat called “Tattoo”. His name is Steve Croes.
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Political Cartoon of the Week
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The Next Food Network Star

Being a person of unabashed interest in cooking, I've tuned in with a righteousness to Fox's offering of "Hell's Kitchen". Only to be supremely disappointed in that the show was more about a certain chef and less about cooking and food preparation. Review my recent posts on Blogcritics for my diatribes about this cooking reality series.

So this past Sunday night, completely by accident, I chance upon Food Network's reality series "The Next Food Network Star".

I totally loved this show.

The series is based roughly on so many reality shows in that there are finalists, they compete, one is eliminated and the competition goes on. According to the hype, the audience will get a chance to vote as the field of contenders narrows. The winner of the competition will get their own Food Network series.

The first reason I enjoyed this show is the contestants are so interesting. Every one of these entrants desperately wants to be a Food Network star and have impressive credentials and a cooking background to accompany their quest.

Susannah is a lady who lost beaucoup pounds on a recent diet. Her quest is to have a series about low-calorie cooking.

Michael is a would-be chef who has wild and wooly hair and a spectacular personality with just enough of a hint of wacko to maintain interest.

Dan & Steve are an admitted gay couple who think the world's ready for a cooking series hosted by a pair of loving homosexuals who can cook.

There are other interesting contestants. So far these three finalists are among my consideration for the top three.

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The second reason I enjoyed the show is that it's very interesting.

Each of the contestants had to not only cook, but they had to learn how to cook for the camera, run the appliances backward, read the cue cards, and mind the time. Viewers were treated to snippets of these learning sessions and it kept me rapt.

Contestants also had to make a smashing presentation to the three judges of their plan for a Food Network series. This session too was presented to viewers and again I was mesmerized by the thought and ingenuity of the contestants.

But yes, they cook. In this past episode each had to prepare a pizza under the tutelage of Food Network star Mario Batali.

Some of those pizzas were really, really strange.

The contest has a diverse and interesting appeal beyond a chef yelling at charges or endless video of chopping and slicing is what I'm saying here.

Below From the Foodnet Work Web Site are snippets about the next two contest episodes.

Foodies, check it out!



June 26th at 9/8c FINALE
Special 90 minute episode; winner revealed on LIVE TV
The remaining finalists meet with Rachael Ray to develop a mini-pilot and film on the 30 Minute Meals set, before leaving their fate up to the audience.


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Find Out How Long You Will Live

Watch the age prediction on the top left of the screen change as you answer the various questions.

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WEB SITE OF WEEK HERE

June 17, 2005

Daily Update 6/17/05

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Friday

YESTERDAY'S DAILY UPDATE BLOG POST HERE

DATE-6/17/05

Today

Daily Update:
Nancy Reagan taken to London hospital. Dick Durbin speaks his “truth”. More interesting info on missing American teen in Aruba.

And what’s going on in California?
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It's time for some gossip and there's a slew.

Including Mr. Polite Crowe, Mr. Liar Culkin, Ms. Lady Seductress Bancroft, some blind items and pics for effect.

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And so Delaware follows West Virginia's lead and begins to name its bridges after congress critters a la Senator Byrd.

And a Delaware police chief who's NOT a pervert. Who knew?

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It's the pic of the week in memory of all the bad-breathed, greasy haired, missing toothed people who ever sat next to yon reader in bus or airplane.

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Nancy Reagan Fell; Taken to Hospital
From the Drudge Report:
Early this morning Mrs. Reagan took a fall in her hotel room in London and was taken to a nearby hospital. After a thorough examination she was released and returned to the hotel. She will be following her doctor’s advice to limit her activities over the next two weeks until the pain subsides and full mobility returns.

While in London Mrs. Reagan had tea with Lady Thatcher and was received by TRH’s The Prince of Wales and The Duchess of Cornwall at Clarence House.

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Natalee Holloway-Mysterious Cell Phone Call
All across the Internet there’s various forums and chat rooms, many with an inside straight to Aruba and as such, chock full of speculation and reports about Natalee’s disappearance. Aruba is an island-nation and a bit cozy. Much of what has been reported may or may not be true.

However I saw the referenced helicopter with mine own eyes so it is true that one is flitting around the island for God knows what reason.

The tidbit below about the cell phone call is a bit new.

So there was a call from one of the suspect’s cell phone made at 6:30 in the am the morning Natalee disappeared? This when all of the Aruba Three swore they dropped Natalee off at the Holiday Inn at 2 in the am.

If true, very, very interesting.
"On Natalee's Yahoo forum there is a report that a heliocopter is searching Santa Lucia area because according to the cell phone records of one of the three suspects there was a call in the Santa Lucia area at 6:30 am the morning Natalee was to have met up with the group to leave for airport.

Santa Lucia is is in Santa Cruz....pass the Ayo Rock Formations....

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Dick Durbin
Another little Dem weasel speaks his “truth”.

Which is, as always, anti-American.

To compare Gitmo to Nazis and gulags? Do those radical Dems really think the American public is going to buy this? Beyond their goofy base of idiots?

But hey, they keep trying. Because it’s never about the truth. It’s never about being fair.

It’s about them and the money the Dems can raise from the radicals and George Soros.

From the congressional record, spoken by Dick Durbin:

If I read this to you and did not tell you that it was an FBI agent describing what Americans had done to prisoners in their control, you would most certainly believe this must have been done by Nazis, Soviets in their gulags, or some mad regime--Pol Pot or others--that had no concern for human beings. Sadly, that is not the case. This was the action of Americans in the treatment of their prisoners.

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California Earthquake; Rock Slides

As of this writing, 22 aftershocks reported.

A moderate earthquake occurred at 1:53:25 PM (PDT) on Thursday, June 16, 2005.
The magnitude 5.3 event occurred 5 km (3 miles) NE of Yucaipa, CA.
The hypocentral depth is 12 km ( 8 miles).

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Buffet Loses Cell Phone in Margaritaville
What a hoot. Seems a busboy found the cell phone and had a good ole time calling folks. Including Clinton, Gore and Carter.

Buffet a Democrat? Who Knew?

From the Palm Beach Post
According to a police report, a busboy in a Delray Beach eatery found Buffett's cell and kept it for a week. After coaxing by Buffett's staff and even wife, Jane Buffett, went awry, it took a visit from Lake Worth cops and a U.S. Secret Service agent to the home of busboy Jason Martin on June 4 for Buffett to get the phone back.

Problem is: The fancy Ericsson's memory card with the names, phone numbers and some addresses of dozens of big-deal Buffett buds is missing.

It may be time for Democratic giants Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Jimmy Carter; country music stars Clint Black, George Strait and Alan Jackson; rap-reggae star Cam'ron; actors George Clooney, Michael Douglas and Harrison Ford; and Microsoft supergeek Bill Gates to change their numbers. Martin says all their info is on the microchip.

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Anne Bancroft-RIP
She’ll always be Dustin Hoffman’s lover in “The Graduate” to me.
From Yahoo.com
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Anne Bancroft, the American husky-voiced beauty who rose from an Italian neighborhood in New York to become a Hollywood star immortalized as the seductive Mrs. Robinson in 1967's "The Graduate" has died.

She was 73.

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Macaulay Culkin Lies AND Uses Drugs
Under oath he lies! For Culkin testified that Wacko Jacko never touched him sexually although other witnesses testified to actually witnessing a molestation incident involving Culkin. So somebody’s lying.

My money’s on Culkin.

Now he’s been arrested for drug possession. Not all that unusual except scuttlebutt has it that Culkin has been very rude to investigators.

Look for this guy to be yet another celebrity heading straight downhill.
From Yahoo.com
OKLAHOMA CITY - Former child star Macaulay Culkin pleaded guilty Wednesday to misdemeanor charges of possession of medication without a prescription and marijuana and was given a deferred sentence.

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Asked and Guessed. Blind Item Fun

ASKED
WHICH female rapper stays slim through bulimia? The recording artist,
who's been to court several times for bad behavior, was most recently
caught retching in the ladies' room of Gallagher's Steak House.


GUESSED
L'il Kim?

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Russell Crowe arrested after NY hotel fracas
Face it, Russell Crowe is an actor and really yon reader, he’s not all that.

The Wise I thinks his roles as gladiators and champion of the people has gone to his head. So much so that he considers such as slamming phones into hotel personnel heads to be his God-given right. Sure, he apologized.

He doesn’t mean it.

It WILL happen again.
From Reuters.com
Mon Jun 6, 2005 08:09 AM ET

New York (Reuters) - Actor Russell Crowe was arrested on Monday charged with second-degree assault after throwing a telephone at a hotel employee and hitting him in the face, police said.

The 41-year-old Oscar-winning star got into an argument at the Mercer Street Hotel in the SoHo district of New York City shortly after 4 a.m. and threw the phone at the worker, police said.

The employee, who has not been identified, suffered minor lacerations and was taken to St. Vincent's Hospital, they said.


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Here’s a Delaware Police Chief Doing Some Good
As opposed to former state police pervert Chaffinch who Nanny refused to fire.

House Honors Effort to Give Soccer Balls to Iraqi Children

The House of Representatives presented a House Tribute to retired New Castle County Police Capt. George Williamson and his wife Pam for their efforts to purchase soccer balls for Iraqi children. Thus far, the Newark couple has purchased 222 soccer balls, about half of which have already been sent to Iraq.

The Williamsons' son, Elwood Gilger, is a Blackhawk helicopter pilot with the Delaware Army National Guard 150th Aviation Regiment.


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Help for Small Businesses?

Yea Delaware has no sales tax. But make no mistake, SOMEONE is paying for sales made in Delaware.

Which would be the businesses actually selling the product.

Having no sales tax does promote business in Delaware especially from Maryland residents who come to Delaware to avoid paying their sales tax.

Republicans in the Delaware legislature said they’re determined to have a cut in the gross receipts tax. For in Delaware, it is the businesses that pay sales tax revenues as opposed to the consumer.

Which, a)de facto eliminates the premise of the sales tax law. Which was that those with more discretionary income to buy stuff would be adding to the state coffers at a higher rate than the poorer amongst us and b)makes the businesses pass along the gross receipts tax to the consumer, leaving us back where we started.

As a former Merrylander, I find it even more startling that GROCERY stores must pay a gross receipts tax. In Merryland at least, food is NOT subject to sales tax.

In this great state of no sales tax, it’s likely I am paying MORE for food than in my home state of Merryland.
Lawmakers generally agree that the state's gross receipts business tax is going to be cut, although the size of that cut is open to debate, Senate Minority Leader John C. Still III, R-Dover North, said Thursday.

Republicans have insisted on cutting the gross receipts tax after the same proposal was rejected last year. This year House Republicans have set as their No. 1 legislative priority a 25 percent tax cut, except for supermarkets. Supermarkets now are taxed at a rate of 0.384 percent on the first $2 million and 0.720 percent after that.

"We're close, very close," said Still, one of the negotiators who spent much of Thursday in closed- door talks. "There are some people who still don't want a tax cut, but I think they know we're not leaving without one."

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Shades of West Virginia
This came upon my Ebox by a Delaware GOP email. And I suppose the pubbie RINO’s in this state are proud of Senator Roth, a Delaware congress critter before my time in my adopted state.

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I am reminded, however, of West Virginia, where every building and outhouse is named after Senator Byrd.

It’s never been a great notion, as I see it, for these self-important congress critters to go naming stuff after themselves.
Proposal made to name bridge after Sen. Roth

As the Senate Environmental and Public Works Committee today considered legislation to rename the SR-1 bridge that spans the Chesapeake and Delaware Canal the "Senator William V. Roth, Jr. Bridge," Delaware Congressman Mike Castle joined the effort by introducing companion legislation in the House of Representatives.

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June 16, 2005

Daily Update 6/16/05

THURSDAY

YESTERDAY’S DAILY UPDATE BLOG POST HERE

DATE-6/16/05

Today

Daily Update:

Runaway Bride Makes Some Money for Being an Idiot.
Terry Schiavo autopsy report released
Close down Camp Gitmo and move it to Delaware.

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Here's a function every business in American must perform in this week's Consulting the Consultant.

And this function performs tasks for the government bureaucrats with no compensation for their effort.

It's a blistering rant.

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It's a TV review of "The Cut" starring designer Tommy Hilfiger as Donald Trump.

No wait.

The show is an Apprentice rip-off but Hilfiger's a bit refreshing with his would-be designers.

Only one very large segment of the American population likely won't tune in.

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It's not Monty Python's dead parrot but there's similarities.

For the duck is dead in this Fishgiggles but the owner won't believe it.

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Runaway Bride Scores With Katie
Not that America’s formerly beloved and very perky Katie Couric doesn’t need such a “get” what with her popularity dwindling.

But reported yesterday on “Fox and Friends” was that not only did Couric get the first interview with Jennifer Wilbanks, the runaway bride who frightened much of the nation when she went missing just a few days before her scheduled wedding. But Fox also reported that Sean Hannity will ALSO be interviewing the vapid and wide-eyed Wilbanks.

Just think of the money they’re going to make on this. What about when Wilbanks and her beleaguered fiancé finally DO get married. Wow. Sell the rights to “Style” magazine, charge “People” magazine thousands for each photograph.

Then Jennifer will write a book directed at frightened brides. Her fiancé will write one as well about the horror of being a suspect in a murder.

Soon I too shall go missing. The entire world will look for me while I hide out and laugh. After a pertinent period of time, I will re-appear, ready for my books, interviews and invitations to movie premiers.

Meanwhile poor Natalee Holloway likely came to REAL harm in Aruba and will never be able to be interviewed by Katie Couric.

Wilbanks Post HERE

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Terry Schiavo Autopsy Reports Released

Seems her brain had to be rehydrated, having shrunk to the size of a small orange from being dehydrated to death.

The autopsy states that Terry could NOT see a thing, had not been abused so far as could be determined, and died from dehydration.

But does it really matter?

Her parents were willing to take care of her at no cost to any of us. They regularly visited her and loved her.

I must ask one more time, was it really necessary to kill her? Are any of yon readers happier, besides her “husband” and that shark lawyer, any happier now that she’s dead?

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Schiavo Posts Compilation HERE

From the Associated Press:
An autopsy on Terri Schiavo backed her husband's contention that she was in a persistent vegetative state, finding that she had massive and irreversible brain damage and was blind, the medical examiner's office said Wednesday. It also found no evidence that she was strangled or otherwise abused.

But what caused her collapse 15 years remained a mystery.

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Rush Says Move Gitmo to Delaware

Having nothing better to do such as confirming duly nominated Judges by a President elected by the largest majority in history…ever, or maybe fix Social Security, or hey, maybe an energy policy, the Senatorial princes have embarked on hearings about Guantanamo Bay.

Seems they are quickly exhausting everything they can to throw at Bush so hey, why not release those terrorists back into the world that they can kill more Americans?

Because we are treating those poor puppies badly so say the Dems.

Although, silly me, I saw with mine own lying eyes Hillary and various other vaunted Senators walking through Gitmo, having taken the trip on the taxpayer dime. WHY DIDN’T THEY SAY SOMETHING THEN?

Oh, wait. They still have Bush’s judges to beat on and of course Bolton’s attire caused great consternation.

Rush Limbaugh went into a rant yesterday and suggested that GITMO be moved to Delaware. I had to sit right up and smile.

Because Joe Biden, future Secretary of Defense when Hillary is elected, is one of the prime complaintants about Gitmo.

So Rush says all of the terrorists should be moved to the Delaware state prison which is, you should smile yon ladies and germs, within spitting distance of mine own home here in Serendipity Shore.

Hell, at Delaware’s Smyrna facility a female psychologist was taken hostage and raped not long ago while Nanny Minner did nothing but wring her hands. Those terrorists probably wouldn’t like it so much here.
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Tomorrow

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It's time for some gossip and there's a slew.

Including Mr. Polite Crowe, Mr. Liar Culkin, Ms. Lady Seductress Bancroft, some blind items and pics for effect.

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And so Delaware follows West Virginia's lead and begins to name its bridges after congress critters a la Senator Byrd.

And a Delaware police chief who's NOT a pervert. Who knew?

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It's the pic of the week in memory of all the bad-breathed, greasy haired, missing toothed people who ever sat next to yon reader in bus or airplane.
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TV Events of Note

NBA Basketball (New)
7 WMDT: Thursday, June 16 8:55 PM
Sports event, Basketball, Playoff sports

Finals, Game 4: San Antonio Spurs at Detroit Pistons
From the Palace of Auburn Hills in Auburn Hills, Mich.


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Hit Me Baby One More Time
11 WBAL: Thursday, June 16 9:00 PM
Reality, Music

Sophie B. Hawkins, Cameo, Wang Chung, Irene Cara and Howard Jones compete for a $20,000 contribution to the charity of choice.

Executive Producer(s): Paul Jackson, Curt Northrup, Michael Agbabian, Dwight D. Smith, Daniel Soiseth, Stewart Morris

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Review-"The Cut";Consultant-A Payroll Dept. Rant;Fishgiggles-Is the Duck Dead?

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The Cut

It's a new Apprentice type show featured on CBS. The show premiered Thursday, June 9, 2005.

I liked it.

Although make no mistake the show is a total rip-off of The Apprentice. If such blatant plagiarism offends then this show will offend.

I would also suggest, softly, that this version of The Apprentice will not appeal to as broad an audience as its predecessor.

How many guys are going to watch a show about decorators? I'm guessing not near as many as those who tuned into The Apprentice. A show that did appeal to the business-minded as opposed to those who design clothing.

That being said, this Grandmother Blogger enjoyed the show and looks forward to the series and the many designer challenges.

The show begins with sixteen contenders. One, an "Amy" was eliminated last night. Like The Apprentice there are two teams: The Broadway Team and The 50th Street team.

This first night's challenge was to design a billboard for Tommy Hilfiger, The Donald of this reality show. Tommy too has a grand sanctum into which the teams are assembled. Within this room is something called "The Pit". Contestants under scrutiny are summoned into the Pit. Eventually the losing contender stands alone in the Pit before being sent on his/her way.

Kind of like a Christian in the coliseum as the lions roar hungrily in the background.

Speaking of lions. The Broadway team's billboard featured a billboard with Hilfiger's new logo, a squarish lion shape much like those that guard Chinese palaces. The team didn't paint the lion onto the billboard, but rather painted around the lion with colorful paint in such a manner that the outline of the lion could be discerned. The team also decided, for whatever insane reason, not to use the entire billboard for their display. Instead they left a large portion of the billboard empty all around. Even more bizarre, they put the designer's name up in some sort of Chinese script that was not visible from very far away.

Billboard rule number one, keep the design simple and insure that what is being advertised is visible from as far away as possible.

The 50th Street team's billboard won that night's competition although it too was subjected to much criticism from Hilfiger. Their team's billboard featured an outline of the NY skyline, squarish buildings and such jutting into the sky, painted, oddly, with diagonal stripes of colorful paint. The genius of that team's design was the play on the Hilfiger's name.

"TomMYNY" was how the designer's name was used on this billboard. The "MYNY" was a clever ploy that combines the last two digits of the designer's first name with the letters NY. A billboard observer would certainly get it as Hilfiger's first name is well known. The last four letters let said billboard observer know that this is Tommy Hilfiger of NY. The background of the NY skyline emphasized this connection.

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One member of the 50th street team got it into his head to change the colors of the Tommy Hilfiger flag. Seems he didn't like the colors of the original.

Second rule of Billboard design, don't go mucking with the client's logo, no matter how much you dislike the color scheme.

Hilfiger isn't quite as dramatic as The Donald, however, something I find a bit refreshing. Sure the contestants squabble amongst themselves and yes, Hilfiger has some criticisms. But, at least on the first episode, the elimination of a contestant was not the main focus of the show as The Donald prefers.

I'd recommend this series to anyone interested in design. Most women and perhaps some young people will quite enjoy the show.

The men will likely stick to football.

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RANT-I’m Sick of Doing the Government’s Job

This is the third installment on the “Know Your Paycheck” series that might become a book, who knows?

There’s been lots of hits on this topic. Something I find gratifying because hey, so very many folks do not understand their paycheck. Which is, by me, only the most important document in our lives.

The first two installments dealt with tax and other deductions. See the sidebar and check it out if yon reader has missed.

Let’s begin this chapter with my rant about how payroll departments routinely do the government’s work for them AND, indeed, do a better job than the bureaucrats in the government agencies.

Don’t believe me?

Let’s begin at the point of hire.

See, one cannot be employed in the United States unless one is a citizen or holds a legal visa.

Under penalty of great fines and possible loss of business license, payroll departments across the land must obtain two forms of identification BEFORE hiring anyone, American citizen or not.

The required forms of identification cannot be just anything willy-nilly. Citizens must provide an ORIGINAL social security card and another form of photo identification, usually a driver’s license.

Like a Chinese restaurant there’s choices of identity forms that can be chosen from column a or column b.

I once worked in a hospital, a business known for being chock full of foreign med students. I had green cards that were due to expire, weird sheets of stuff alleged to be valid from various countries and yes, one time a fake social security card.

Which got caught, by the way, the very first time I filed an annual W-2 form. The feds came right back at me that the name on the W-2 as I submitted did not match the social security number.

The person ended up getting fired because hey, it was a fake social security card! There was no way I could have known it at the time but soon enough such things are found out.

Several of the 9-11 hijackers had valid items of identification because for a couple of bucks some jerk at the local MVA will sell some driver’s licenses.

Yet, I say proudly, that big university hospital never had an illegal alien and yes I had to monitor the green cards and yes, sometimes had to withhold their pay until they came up with what was required for their continuing employment.

No, it’s not about ME. The hospital had an entire human resources department trained and vigilant over such matters. I caught the illegal SS card because I dutifully reported the W-2 info, the Feds came back at me, and I notified the human resource department.

In other words, ahem, we all did our jobs.

Waaaaay better than the government types I’d suggest.

Now how about the gal in the ER who won’t pay her credit card bill?

Yes. The district court sends the payroll department a notice and by law again, the paycheck is “attached” for the amount in the notice. Then a check is sent off to the Payee indicated in the attachment.

All of this, going along merrily with no special compensation from the government for doing THEIR job. Payroll departments across the fruited plains every day insure that illegal aliens do not get paid; that child support is deducted as demanded by municipal agencies or even finding deadbeat Dads because every new employee must be reported to the state; that lawsuit obligations are fulfilled because not to dutifully deduct as commanded by the mighty court leaves the BUSINESS responsible for the court ordered liability.

Yessir. Payroll departments are punished as well as the business they represent should they not continue to do the government’s job for which they receive no recompense.

Meanwhile government employees get twenty holidays a year, three week’s vacation, fifteen sick days and shortened hours on Friday.

Thanks. It’s a rant but I feel so much better.


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A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her
pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the
bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said,
"I'm so sorry, your pet has passed away".

"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any
testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few
moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked
on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the
examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked
at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

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The vet patted the dog and took it out and returned a few moments later with
a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed the bird
from its beak to its tail and back again. The cat sat back on its haunches,
shook its head, meowed softly, jumped down and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is
most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced
the bill which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock,
took the bill.

"$300!" she cried. "$300 just to tell me my duck is dead?!!"

The vet shrugged. "Look, I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the
bill would have been $40. But with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it all
adds up."

June 15, 2005

Daily Update

WEDNESDAY

DATE- 6/15/05

Today
Daily Update-The earth keeps moving. California hit last night.

Also, Aruba story goes on and changes every minute.
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Here's some Miscellany that defied classification.

Such as Al Gore's assertion that glaciers are disapparing off the very earth due to global warming.

Also a computer hint and some wisdom via a retiree's idle thoughts.

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It's harder to get fired the first day on the job than one might think.

It's a TV review of a new reality show called "Fire Me Please". The premise of which is to be the first to get fired closest to 3 pm the first day on the job.

Kind of a "Candid Camera", kind of "The Apprentice".

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Yon Grandmother Blogger asks reader indulgence for the shameless but impossibly cute pics of our new kitten.

Yes her name is Lucille and yes, We LOVE Lucy.

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The Earth Keeps Moving and Shaking

BLOG POST HERE
... A major earthquake occurred at 7:50:56 PM (PDT) on Tuesday, June 14, 2005.
The magnitude 7.4 event occurred 134 km (83 miles) W of Trinidad, CA.
The hypocentral depth is 40 km (25 miles).
A TSUNAMI WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR THE COASTAL AREAS
FROM THE CALIFORNIA-MEXICO BORDER TO THE NORTH TIP OF
VANCOUVER I.-BC. INCLUSIVE...

...A TSUNAMI WATCH IS IN EFFECT FOR THE COASTAL AREAS FROM THE NORTH TIP OF VANCOUVER I.-BC. TO SITKA-AK...

...AT THIS TIME THIS BULLETIN IS FOR INFORMATION ONLY FOR OTHER AREAS OF ALASKA...

EARTHQUAKE DATA
PRELIMINARY MAGNITUDE - 7.4
LOCATION - 41.3N 125.7W - 90 MILES NW OF EUREKA-CA.
300 MILES NW OF SAN FRANCISCO-CA. TIME - 1851 ADT 06/14/2005
1951 PDT 06/14/2005
0251 UTC 06/15/2005

Aruba Case and Stories Change Daily
From MSNBC
Tip leads to new search for girl missing in Aruba
Man says suspect told him Dutch teen took girl to beach
The Associated Press
Updated: 3:15 p.m. ET June 14, 2005
ORANJESTAD, Aruba - Nearly three dozen police officers launched a search Tuesday along a beach near the Marriott Hotel for Natalee Holloway after a former security guard alleged that one of three youths seen with the missing teenager had lied to police.


Antonius "Mickey" John said he was detained in a cell adjacent to one of the young men, 21-year-old Deepak Kalpoe, and that the two spent time talking.

John, 30, said Kalpoe told him that he and his 18-year-old brother, Satish, and their 17-year-old Dutch friend never went back to the Holiday Inn the morning of May 30, the day Holloway disappeared on this Dutch Caribbean island during a student trip.

Kalpoe said they instead dropped the Dutch youth and Holloway off near the Marriott, located just north of the Holiday Inn, on the same beach. John was one of two former security guards initially detained as suspects in Holloway's disappearance and then released Monday night.

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Tomorrow

Here's a function every business in American must perform in this week's Consulting the Consultant.

And this function performs tasks for the government bureaucrats with no compensation for their effort.

It's a blistering rant.

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It's a TV review of "The Cut" starring designer Tommy Hilfiger as Donald Trump.

No wait.

The show is an Apprentice rip-off but Hilfiger's a bit refreshing with his would-be designers.

Only one very large segment of the American population likely won't tune in.

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It's not Monty Python's dead parrot but there's similarities.

For the duck is dead in this Fishgiggles but the owner won't believe it.

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TV Events of Note

60 Minutes Wednesday (New)
6 WBOC: Wednesday, June 15 8:00 PM
Talk, Newsmagazine

Schools that offer on-line diplomas; high-school music students study at Julliard; the children of mobster Henry Hill talk about being on the lam with their father.

AND
Dancing With the Stars
7 WMDT: Wednesday, June 15 9:00 PM
Reality, Performing arts

Starring:
Joey McIntyre, John O'Hurley, Evander Holyfield and their partners Rachel Hunter, Trista Sutter, Kelly Monaco.


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Today the Dems begin their hearings on the so-called "Downing Street Memo". Seems they're going to impeach President Bush.

Review-"Fire Me Please";Miscellany-Al Gore,Idle nThoughts,Computer Hints;Welcome Lucy the Calico

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"Fire Me, Please!"

It's obvious that this offering from CBS, first aired on Tuesday 6/7/05, is a take-off on NBC's vaunted "The Apprentice". Which NBC show has the winner "hired" whereas the CBS knockoff is a contest to get "fired".

Okay.

There are some rules. The businesses that originally "hire" the contestants are in on the scam. The contestants' immediate supervisors and co-workers are unaware, however.

Also, the contestant cannot break any laws, precluding any obvious theft which would, of course, likely get an immediate termination of employment.

The contestant who gets fired closest to 3 pm on their first day of work, without going beyond that time, wins $25,000.

The "skill" required for this show is for the contestant to do something irritating starting the minute they are "employed" with an end to getting fired that same day. The irritating factor should be something that is noticed by those in the surround but not enough to cause immediate termination. The idea being that at the end of the day the irritation will build up enough to cause termination as close to 3 pm as possible but not after.

One contestant, for example, constantly walked around the store in which she was employed. Walking and walking, the clip clop of her shoes on the linoleum very loud. At times this contestant would do a mindless whistle.

This contestant was admonished, after many minutes of whistling, to stop that behavior. As for her endless walking, well it's not a crime to walk about one's place of employment. At least initially this behavior could be overlooked for a few hours. Which is the idea.

This contestant did win $25,000 as her opponent also managed to get fired but not until after the 3 pm deadline.

It's not clear if this is going to be an ongoing CBS series or it was just a one time hoot for Apprentice fans.

Was it interesting? Was it funny? Does the premise have the strength to become a series?

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I thought it was interesting and far more challenging than one may think. That's the surprise of it. For without the ability to do something illegal such as stealing merchandise, persons on their first day of employment are generally given much leeway because of their unfamiliarity with the work environment and rules.

It's much harder to get fired under this scenario than one may think is what I'm saying here.

Although my own patience would not last as long as those supervisors and yes, the show is as much about them as it is about the contestants. Some of those folk put up with way more than I ever would.

One contestant worked at a coffee shop. His shtick was to be a smart alec, making insulting comments to customers and yukking it up on the telephone with calls for co-workers. While his supervisor rolled her eyes at this fellow, she stuck with him far longer than I would have.

The show had its funny moments. In a "candid camera" sort of way. For it was the viewers' knowledge that the supervisors were being fooled that was humorous. There is something refreshing about honest, unrehearsed comments at the antics of those playing a joke.

As for this show becoming a weekly series with enough strength to garner a devoted audience, well I'm not sure.

Beginning with the factoid that should the show get recognition on the national radar then supervisors in the future would become immediately suspicious at weird behavior by new employees. Which might cause them to think they are on "Fire Me Please" hence would not act with the spontaneity from which the humor springs. Come to think of it, should the show catch on across the fruited plains, a whole bunch of genuinely weird folks might get a pass far longer than they deserve for the suspicion.

The show as presented this past week was an hour long. By me this was a half an hour too long. Although I did find myself chuckling at some of the reactions and the contestants were far more original that one might think. But after a half an hour the humor becomes old. To keep this premise going CBS will have to add a newer dimension to the show. I don't know what but the show is but "Candid Camera" redux.

A Candid Camera with the same joke used over and over.

With that scenario "Fire Me, Please!" won't get anywhere near Candid Camera's television longevity.

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I’m Going to Hold Him To It

Came across this tidbit from the great environmentalist, Al Gore.

So ole Al says there will be no more glaciers on Mount Kilimanjaro in 15 years? Well we’re so noting his predictions here and in fifteen years Kaitlyn Mae and myself are going to check back.

As for the Rhone Glacier, I did some googling on this glacier. There’s lots of info on it but most important, no proof that it “is almost completely gone”. I did come across a picture taken in the 1850’s. That picture, when compared to a modern day picture of the glacier, might give an environmentalist wacko a chance to stretch it.

The camera was invented in 1841. So we’ll assume the grainy black and white picture of the Rhone Glacier taken in 1850 or so is real. The problem is that we don’t know the season the mid-nineteenth century was taken. Also my ageing eyes could not discern any great difference between that pic and a modern one.

Beyond that I don’t know on what Gore is basing his information that the Rhone Glacier is almost gone. There are no modern day comparison pics, ie one from say the 1970’s and one in 2000. Even a pic from the 1950’s would be a far better comparison than the one I’ve seen around the Internet.

But okay, we’ll wait fifteen years and see if Gore got it right about Mount Kilimanjaro.

From SFGATE.com
In 15 years, Gore said, there will be no more glaciers on Mount Kilimanjaro. As for Glacier National Park in Montana, he said, "Within 20 years, this is the park that will be formerly known as Glacier." And the Rhone Glacier in Switzerland "is almost completely gone," he said.

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Some Idle Thoughts

When you retire, you have a lot of time on your hands and that gives you
time to think, so here are a few thoughts of a retired man.

I had amnesia once -- or twice.

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?

Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones to ride horses
side-saddle. (Think about it!)

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows
up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look
like a nail.

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A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

Why do people say "close proximity"? Is there a "far proximity?"

My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

How can there be self-help "groups"?

Is there another word for synonym?

What's another word for thesaurus?

What rhymes with orange?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

The speed of time is one-second per second.

Is it possible to be totally partial?

Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a
man who can't get his pants off.

It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

They asked me if I had a problem being ignorant and apathetic. I told
them, "I don't know and I don't care!"

Life is like a roll of toilet paper... the closer you get to the end,
the faster it goes.

There are two signs of senility: First is forgetfulness... and...
ummm... I can't remember the other one...

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Another Computer Hint Stumbled Upon
Recently we’ve acquired some computers with later versions of Windows than we’d had. So perhaps my newly discovered computer hint is part of the later Windows’ version or perhaps it’d been possible all along and myself didn’t know it.

Whatever the case, it’s a function that I’ve desperately needed and only through luck did I discover the possibilities.

In order to switch back and forth between open programs in Windows it’s always been possible to use the “Alt-Tab” combination key. EXCEPT, so far as I knew, the alt-tab combination key only allowed alternation between TWO open programs, the last two used.

I’ve discovered that by holding the Alt-Tab key combination down, a window will pop up on the screen with icons representing all open programs. By keeping one’s finger on the “Alt” key than hitting the “tab” repeatedly one is able to cycle through the icons in the popup window until the highlight box surrounds the open program desired. When the desired program is highlighted then one simply releases all keyboard keys being held and the program previously highlighted comes up as the active program.

At any one given time I might have five, six or seven programs open on the desktop. Yeah. It’s called multi-tasking and God Bless America.

But with what I thought was a limitation on cycling between open programs (the last two programs accessed) it was a pain to have to get the mouse and go down to the Windows bar and manually click on the program I desired if it was other than the last two accessed.

This discovery that a press of two keyboard keys will allow access to all open programs without bother of the mouse was completely accidental but it’s made my life all the better.

Sometimes we are hesitant to admit not knowing such small things but this Grandmother Blogger will be the first to step up to the podium and admit what she didn’t know.

For the benefit of all of America you understand. ;)

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We Love Lucy

Because every home should have at least one calico cat.

We lost our cherished calico, Josephine Memorium to Josephine HERE. She’d lived a long life; we hope a happy one. And while we are already owned by five cats, we missed the calico.

Calico cats are almost always female. And there’s something in their multi-colored coats that causes them to be bossy, always in charge, unafraid.

Our newest calico, named Lucille by husband of the silly names. We call her Lucy and even though small and new to a home with two dogs and five co-cats, she knows her name and tells us all about.

For I suspect that half of the cat team that gave Lucy life was a Siamese. We have another cat that is Siamese and he “talks” quite a bit. This cat has met his match with Lucy.

Weighing less than a pound, her voice reverberates throughout the house.

Indulge me with this picture of our newest feline edition and wish Lucy well in her new home.

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June 14, 2005

True Crime Update-Aruba,Jackson,Gricar;Quotables-Dean;Comments-All Kinds

DATE- 6/14/05

Today

Daily Update:
Michael Jackson verdict-one rant then moving on.
Major earthquake in Chile.

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Here's a true crime update and yon readers must check in.

For presented is a theory about what is REALLY going on in that Keystone Kop investigation in Aruba.

Also, some surprising info on missing Pennsylvania DA Ray Gricar.

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It's quotable/notables.

Some liberals, including one I once voted for, are in the spotlight. Especially Howard Dean the Invincible.

A Ronald Reagan quotes restores sanity.

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Lots of comments.

Some on the "Hell's Kitchen" series, some by winners, some of book reviews.

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Another OJ Jury

One juror on the Michael Jackson jury summed it up:
(I’m not making this up, a juror SAID this)

“How could a parent subject their kid to this?”

So it’s the MOTHER’s fault that Michael Jackson is a child molester and allowed to go on unfettered because of people like you?

So Ms. Smart Juror, here’s my question to you: You found him not guilty on 14 counts. So just WHAT exactly did the horrible mother subject her kid to if Jackson didn’t do it?

That jury knew Jackson was guilty.

They hated the kid’s mother.

Who was not such a sweet person we understand. But the
KIDS’ MOTHER WAS NOT ON TRIAL!!!

The United States of America now allows celebrated persons to molest kids as is their right. Jackson picks children of mothers exactly like the victims’ mother. And FOR JUST THIS REASON! Because, hey, no one will believe her, the family’s dysfunctional, hey, the little Spic kid deserved what he got. This is Michael Jackson after all.

Finally, remember, Jackson’s not going to go off like OJ and look for the real molester on a golf course. Michael Jackson’s going to embark on his “victory tour”, he’s going to release more records, he’s going to do endless interviews on his innocence and how that faux jury proved him an angel.

We’ll all have to wallow in it. We’ll all get collectively sick.

The first kid Jackson molested had the right idea. Take the money and run. Because he would have had to face the same humiliation as the current victim.

It’s California justice at its best.

Major Earthquake Hits Chile
Magnitude 7.9
Date-Time Monday, June 13, 2005 at 22:44:33 (UTC)
= Coordinated Universal Time
Monday, June 13, 2005 at 6:44:33 PM
= local time at epicenter
Time of Earthquake in other Time Zones
Location 19.903°S, 69.128°W
Depth 110.8 km (68.9 miles)
Region TARAPACA, CHILE


From USGS:

Tomorrow

Here's some Miscellany that defied classification.

Such as Al Gore's assertion that glaciers are disapparing off the very earth due to global warming.

Also a computer hint and some wisdom via a retiree's idle thoughts.

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It's harder to get fired the first day on the job than one might think.

It's a TV review of a new reality show called "Fire Me Please". The premise of which is to be the first to get fired closest to 3 pm the first day on the job.

Kind of a "Candid Camera", kind of "The Apprentice".

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Yon Grandmother Blogger asks reader indulgence for the shameless but impossibly cute pics of our new kitten.

Yes her name is Lucille and yes, We LOVE Lucy.



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TV Events of Note

7 WMDT: Tuesday, June 14 8:55 PM
Sports event, Basketball, Playoff sports

Finals, Game 3: San Antonio Spurs at Detroit Pistons
From the Palace of Auburn Hills in Auburn Hills, Mich.


AND

48 Hours Mystery (Repeat)

6 WBOC: Tuesday, June 14 10:00 PM
Talk, Newsmagazine

Dark Side of the Mesa
When his wife and daughter disappear, a man's nightmare begins.

above is a repeat


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What the Hell Is Going on in Aruba?
For The Wise I cannot offer much more or even add to the confusion caused by such as revolving door suspects, suspects who confess who did not confess, searching for Natalee’s body but wait, no we’re not.

I saw a post on a true crime board, first one with this header:
ARUBA: Natalee Abducted by Aliens

Then a post right below it with this header:
ARUBA: Natalee NOT Abducted by Aliens


Yes, the whole thing is that crazy.

Below are some pics and links that I had posted earlier this week. But for those who may have missed, well I have nothing much better.

EXCEPT for, ahem, a little speculation.

Rick Leventhal reported on Fox News that Natalee’s family is very frustrated by the pace of this “investigation”.

So we know it isn’t just the general public who is confused.

This past Saturday there was a report that a suspect confessed; that said suspect was leading the way to Natalee’s body until finally it was widely reported that Natalee’s body had been found.

After some thought I’ve concluded that there’s massive bribery going on with this case in Aruba.

Understand I could be wrong, yea I’m probably wrong. But I can make a case.

First, the three suspects, “the Aruba Three” pictured below, were quickly identified by Natalee’s family and friends just as soon as she went missing. Of course under questioning the friends would mention the boys so many saw Natalee drive off with.

The three boys were picked up soon after that but almost as soon were released!

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I think someone slipped Aruban authorities some bucks the first time they were picked up.

After releasing the boys, the authorities immediately picked up two security guards, based on the testimony of the very people who were so far as anyone knew, the last to see Natalee alive. Aruban authorities, eager to find somebody to pin Natalee’s disappearance on and just as eager to keep the bucks slipped to them by Joran’s family, hyped the “arrest” of the security guards for the would-be American tourist at how wonderfully they are doing their jobs.

It’s probably the United States, via the FBI, that’s making these Keystone cops walk a straight and narrow. Right after the security guards were picked up there was talk of a security shirt found with a bite mark and blood on it. I suspect the FBI demanded that the United States get all crime samples as well as the Netherlands. Oh my. How were the bribed authorities going to come up with some of Natalee’s blood to put on that security guard Tshirt?

Natalee’s family I believe is putting pressure on our FBI. Our FBI informs Aruba to stop playing games and bring in the CORRECT person responsible for Natalee’s death.

The Aruba Three are again brought in as a result. This after the fellas had nine days to clean their car and align their stories.

Since these guys are likely guilty, one of them finally “confessed”.

Some more money comes pouring in from Joran’s and his friends’ parents.

Oops. Whoever’s been getting the money had to deny the report of a “confession”. Meanwhile the two security guards are still being held.

Because there’s money to be made and the security guards make the perfect scapegoat.

There’s a tug of war going here. These banana republic places have police departments filled with cops whose main source of income is bribes. Yes, it’s a stereotype but I’m asserting that big money is changing hands to protect sons of influential Aruban citizens.

Meanwhile, the United States is NOT buying this Aruban game. The Aruban government is caught between the rock of losing American tourism and the hard place of having to turn down money from Aruban citizens who can a)afford it and b)know how the Aruban system of justice works.

The above scenario is the only one that makes sense to me given all the distortions coming from that island.

The latest is that there was blood found in the trunk of the vehicle used by the Aruba Three when they took off with Natalee. Samples of this blood are being sent to the FBI and the Netherlands. The FBI has probably figured out what’s going on which is why they are demanding to examine the blood samples.

Sure, the American FBI has no jurisdiction in this case. But one threat to put the island of Aruba on our list of terrorist hideouts for American tourists to avoid is enough to make them cooperate.

Because for sure there’s something very fishy going on down in Aruba. Those investigators probably think of it as business as usual and resent American intervention. The way they see it, SOMEONE will go to jail for Natalee’s murder so why do Americans care?

Except to let these boys go leaves them free to murder ANOTHER American citizen on some future date.

Silly Americans.

Here's a virtual tour of the lobby of the Holiday Inn.

Photos of the Holiday Inn entrance and lobby:

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Remember Ray Gricar?

If you don’t, below is a link to a post about him.

Blog Post on Ray Gricar

He’s a DA in Pennsylvania who up and went missing one day. His car, cell phone and computer laptap were found abandoned at a local antiques mall.


Speculation is that Gricar could become another Jonathan Luna, the Baltimore DA who suddenly disappeared but turned up dead in a small PA pond. Check the true crime compilation on the sidebar. There’s an extensive post on Luna as well as some interesting comments.

This past week there’s been a report of a sighting of Gricar!

Now when persons go missing there’s often a lot of such “sightings” by a confused public wanting to help. But this sighting has an air of believability. For one thing, Gricar’s fiancé was on Greta this past week. She was almost in tears and did not deny that the sighting of Gricar with an unidentified older woman in a restaurant right below the Candadian border was real.

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It was the way this sighting was reported. A father and daughter allegedly saw Gricar at a restaurant. He looked so familiar that they went home and checked earlier reports and pictures about him before they phoned their info into the police.

This wasn’t some quick view by a passing pedestrian is what I’m saying here. The man and his daughter regarded the man they thought to be Gricar for quite a while. Even then they went home and checked into it, positively identifying Gricar as being the man at the restaurant.

Is it possible our PA district attorney is now living in Canada with an older lady who is keeping him in the style for which he’d like to become accustomed?

From Phillyburbs.com

A man and his daughter reported seeing Centre County prosecutor Ray F. Gricar with an older woman at a restaurant on May 27 in Southfield, Mich., a Detroit suburb, Bellefonte Police Officer Darrel Zaccagni said Wednesday.

Gricar, 59, has been missing since April 15, after taking a drive from his home in Bellefonte. His car was found the next day near an antique store he frequented in Lewisburg, about 45 miles from Bellefonte.

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Commercial Break
Appropriate to the subject, one must admit.

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Read Sample Prize Winning Story for Mystery and Mirth
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I Voted for This Guy Once.

"This war in Iraq, in my opinion, is worse than anything Nixon did."

- George McGovern

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THE MOUTH THAT ROARED

"Well, Republicans, I guess, can (stand in line at the polls waiting to vote) because a lot of them have never made an honest living in their lives. But for ordinary working people, who have to work eight hours a day, they have kids, they got to get home to those kids. The idea of making them stand for eight hours to cast their ballot for democracy is wrong."

- DNC Chairman "Howling" Howard Dean

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A Voice from the Past
Ronald Reagan, who said, "I disagree completely when government says that because of the number of head injuries from accidents with motorcycles that (a person) should be forced to wear a helmet. I happen to think he's stupid if he rides a motorcycle without a helmet, but that's one of our sacred rights - to be stupid."

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Winning Comments
From the recent winner of the trivia contest for those who remember the hoola hoop:
Hi Pat:
What a pleasant and much appreciated surprise.......thank you so much.I so enjoy your daily blogs and now I am anxious to read your book. My family will be delighted to see that my ability to immediately re-call "blasts from my past" can truly be relevant and not just "useless information"!!!!!! I'm usually not the lucky one in the family.....so winning this is such a treat.

Keep up the great work you do. And again, thank you so much.
Barb
M.E.G.'s Grandma

Barb won a signed copy of my book "Mystery and Mirth".
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Comment on Book Review
Here's a comment regarding a book review posted to this Blog quite a while ago but one I put up on Blogcritics recently. The book review was for "Righteous Victims-A History of the Zionist-Arab Conflict-1881-1999"-by Benny Morris

The bolded text is a quote from my review. Unbolded is the comment.

I think it's an insult.
Not that the Israelis were perfect. Obviously they were wary of the Arabs in their midst and there was probably an occasion or two when the natives were \"encouraged\" to move along. It\'s more than speculation that Israel was behind the slaughter of many Palestinians in Beirut refugee camps.
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The Arabs never cared all that much about the little strip of sand now the Israel state. The entire issue was an excuse; an excuse to misbehave and act like, well, children.


Congratulations on overcoming cognitive dissonance in your effort to reaffirm a previously held view.

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Comments on "Hell's Kitchen" Review

Review of Week 1 HERE
Comments: Two minutes of Googling would have revealed that Gordon Ramsey indeed has his bonafides in order.

What I couldn\'t hack was he had the restaurant open two hours after these poor victims arrived. When was the prep done? Who had time to take care of their mise? You don\'t do a risotto from scratch in a real restaurant -- you take a big batch most of the way there, then just finish it for service.

But, Granada, a British company, put this together.

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Comments: Oddly enough, the Gordon Ramsay that you saw on Hell\'s Kitchen is exactly like that in real life. He is (a) a former Glagow Rangers soccer player, (b) a perfectionist, (c) the guy whose reputation gets trashed if the food doesn\'t match the standards of a three star restaurant. Somewhere out there are a couple of documentaries on him done by British Television The Boiling Point and Beyond The Boiling Point but in North America he\'s probably best known for the series Ramsay\'s Kitchen Nightmares where you see him improve a restaurant\'s kitchen. Oh and as for having an idea of how to run a restaurant, he runs four of his own and has three others with partners. All have at least one Michelin star and his name restaurant \"Gordon Ramsay\" has three, which is as high as you can get in the most important restauant guide in the world.

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You bring up some good points, Pat. The show would be much more interesting if there was some focus on the food and its prep. Otherwise, it\'s pratfalls and beratement central.

I keep going back to Iron Chef -- a show that clearly sets the bar for food and competition and reality television.

Anyway, I bailed out after the first week of Hell\'s Kitchen

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June 13, 2005

MICHAEL JACKSON VERDICT!

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Case #-1133603

count 1-Not Guilty-conspiracy
Count 2-Not Guilty-lewd act upon a child
Count 3-Not Guilty-lewd act upon a child
Count 4-Not Guilty-lewd act upon a child
Count 5-Not Guilty-lewd act upon a child
Count 6-Not Guilty-lewd act upon a child
Count 7-Not Guilty-administering alcohol
Count 8-Not Guilty-administering alcohol
Count 9-Not Guilty-administering alcohol
Count 10-Not Guilty-administering alcohol

Week Passed-Smoking Dope,Jackson,Aruba;Hell's Kitchen week 2;Web Site-Serial Killer Quiz

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”Moderate Earthquake” Shakes California

Copied from the Cal Tech Web Site:

Magnitude 5.6 - local magnitude (ML)
Time Sunday, June 12, 2005 at 8:41:46 AM (PDT)
Sunday, June 12, 2005 at 15:41:46 (UTC)
Distance from Anza, CA - 9 km (6 miles) ESE (106 degrees)
Idyllwild, CA - 27 km (17 miles) SSE (151 degrees)
Palm Desert, CA - 29 km (18 miles) SW (221 degrees)
Palm Springs, CA - 33 km (20 miles) S (187 degrees)
San Diego, CA - 99 km (62 miles) NNE (32 degrees)

Coordinates 33 deg. 31.9 min. N (33.532N), 116 deg. 34.4 min. W (116.573W)
Depth 13.5 km (8.4 miles)
Location Quality Good
Location Quality Parameters Nst=101, Nph=101, Dmin=4 km, Rmss=0.29 sec, Erho=0.3 km, Erzz=0.7 km, Gp=18 degrees
Event ID# ci14151344
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Biden Might Have to Wait a While
For to hear him talk yesterday on Meet the Press one would have thought the man was already Secretary of Defense.

Methinks ole Joe will have to wait until Hillary gets elected.

Although like any Armchair General who’s never been a General, Hairplugs certainly has it all figured out. Down to how many soldiers we’ll be needing in Iraq and when.
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True Crime Updates

It was a real roller coaster this past weekend folks, with that case in Aruba and missing American teen, Natalee Holloway.

Late last night it was reported that the "blood" found in the trunk of the car of the "Aruba Three" was NOT blood.

Tomorrow will feature a true crime update with a theory about what’s REALLY going on in Aruba.

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The Supremes
Put out that joint, the feds are coming.

Blog Post Here

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Al Queda Cell Caught in California
Blog Post Here
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True Crime-All Week-Aruba Case/Michael Jackson
No resolution; lots of rumors. Something posted on it every day last week. I’ll comment no more but look for a comprehensive true crime update post tomorrow.

Blog Post 1
Blog Post 2 This post has a link to a very interesting memo by a former victim of Michael Jackson.
Blog Post 3
Blog Post 4
Blog Post 5
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Congress
Janice Rogers Brown, other judicial nominees, passed cloture and given up and down vote in senate.

Blog Post Here
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Watch to Hit the Radar This Coming Week

Hearings on Downing Street Memo Begin June 16.

From Rawstory.com:
The hearings, which will be held next Thursday, will bring renewed attention to what is being called the "Downing Street memo," actually official minutes of a secret 2002 meeting.

Conyers office has revealed that they will introduce new documents that corroborate the Downing Street Memo at the hearings June 16.

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Political Cartoon of the Week
Just so, so appropriate.

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"Hell's Kitchen"-Second Week

So I tuned in to the second installment of Fox's new reality show featuring a rather nasty chef fellow named Gordon Ramsey and twelve would be restaurant owners.

Which is, indeed, the prize for the contender who survives Ramsey's abuse and rises to the top. The winner will own an entire restaurant-Hell's Kitchen.

The second installment was much like the first episode but it seemed to me that Chef Ramsey was much nicer although there were still plenty of profanity and insults, including insults directed to restaurant customers.

I'm going to tune into the show again but mostly because of the previews of action to come next week. The preview vignettes showed much action that intrigued me, including a fire and one contestant taking what looks like a very nasty fall.

In this second episode Chef Ramsey once again shut down the kitchen when the entrees became log-jammed and the customers became restless. One table assigned to the red team actually ordered pizza and had it delivered to the restaurant!

This episode followed the same format as the prior week in that Chef Ramsey selected one person from the losing team-this week the red team lost-and that person had to choose two people from his team from which duo Ramsey would toss one out of the door.

Dewberry, a contestant that was emphasized over the first two episodes, was chosen AGAIN as one of the losing two chosen by his team mate. The first week Dewberry was not eliminated.

This past episode, which aired on Monday, 6/6/05, Dewberry was chosen because he threw down his towel and walked off the job during an especially hectic time in the infamous kitchen from hell.

For this Chef Ramsey demanded Dewberry's chef cloak and sent the man on his way.

A couple of observations: I notice that when the would-be chef contenders are in the midst of chaos in the kitchen that, well, they don't seem to be doing anything! When Dewberry walked off the job all he had been doing was stirring a pot. The other contestants look busy but that's just it, they look busy.

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I don't see handsome plates being prepared for proper presentation or chefs in training chopping vegetables or rolling dough. The viewer must assume all of this activity is going on but what is actually shown on the TV screen seems to be more acting than cooking.

Also this show is going to have to get more interesting to the viewer. This viewer has no idea what is featured on the restaurant menu OR how any of the entrees are prepared.

I've seen a "Beef Wellington" pass over the hot table but it would be more interesting to see this dish prepared properly.

Part of the "allure" of this reality show, if there is one, is the preparation and ingredients featured in the restaurant entrees. At least to this amateur cook. Besides a particularly gruesome scene featuring the cleaning of squid there's been very little featured about food preparation.

For who would be most intrigued by this particular reality show but cooks? And yet we see the contestants cook nothing. Chef Ramsey spends more time yelling than actually teaching.

I plan to tune in next week as stated due to the intriguing previews. If I don't see more food prep than this viewer will not tune in again. An hour of cussing, yelling and contestant abuse just isn't going to carry me through twelve shows.

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BY LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF A PERSON, YOU HAVE TO DECIDE IF HE IS A COMPUTER GEEK OR A SERIAL KILLER. GO WITH YOUR GUT FEELING AND CLICK ON YOUR CHOICE. YOUR SCORE WILL BE GIVEN AT THE END.

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Serial Killer Quiz

June 11, 2005

Daily Update-Sat 6/11/05;Jackson,Aruba,Arlene

DATE-6/11/05
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No Verdict Yet-Michael Jackson

I would have bet even money that the Jackson jury would return with a verdict yesterday.

I would have been wrong and out some bucks.

Of course the pundits wax on as to why the delay.

It -has- been five days of deliberations. But there are a plethora of charges the jury must consider.

Next week will be panic time.

Then we'll be hearing about a hung jury.
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Update Aruba Case
Seems something's popping about missing Alabama student Natalee Holloway. The cable news networks are reporting that the suspect is leading police to her body.

From CNN.com
ORANJESTAD, Aruba (CNN) -- One of three young suspects arrested
Thursday in the investigation into the disappearance of an Alabama teenager has confessed to her murder, a senior police official said late Friday.

Police did not say which of the three confessed to the killing of
18-year-old Natalee Holloway.


Below is a pic of the last three people known for sure to have seen Natalee Holloway before she went missing.

Natalee's friend have said that she was smitten with Joran. Also it was reported on Greta, stipulated as hearsay, that Deepak's school alleges he has "anger management issues".

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The two security guards were still in custody as of this writig.

Also peeking over the horizon is more information on the "chaperones". Bill O'Reilly's been making a big deal over the chaperones alleged to have been on the trip.

Unverified but widely reported is a tidbit that a chaperone was supposedly waiting for Natalee the night she disappeared. Yet no Holiday Inn surveillance tape reveals any such thing. Could her assigned chaperone have stated this to cover? Also, reported on O'Reilly that all the chaperones took a chartered plane home BEFORE the teens' plane took off. So how could the chaperones insure that all of their charges were on their plane and headed home?

Finally, some links of interest below.

Here's a virtual tour of the lobby of the Holiday Inn.

Photos of the Holiday Inn entrance and lobby:

TV Events of Note
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America's Most Wanted

FOX- Saturday, June 11 9:00 PM
Reality, Crime

Forensic anthropologist Mary ``The Bone Lady'' Manhein exhumes the body of an unidentified woman found in a lake 19 years ago.


Check Out-It's Scheduled to Happen Today
Hurricane Arlene-be on the lookout-Louisiana, Alabama et al.

June 10, 2005

Winner! Gossip: Cruise,Spice Girls, Bo&Carrie; Pic of Week-Disgusting;Delaware-Welcome, Newt!

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Natalee Holloway-Understanding the Dutch Justice System
The original three males who admitted that they were with Alabama student Natalee Holloway have been “arrested”. The word arrested being in quotes because as best as I can ascertain, by Dutch law the police can hold suspects WHILE they are conducting an investigation.

Even odder, these three fellows, all said to be around Natalee’s age, had been held for questioning then released. Now they are back in custody. The two security guards who were also arrested remain in custody.

Could all five of these men have been involved in this crime?

As the strangeness and mystery deepen around this crime- and it has to be a crime and nothing less-I find myself settling down in my chair to further consider the implications and repercussions of it all.

Starting with this rather weird method of investigation.

From the many pundits and Aruba legal experts, I can only come up with two possible scenarios on what happened to Natalee Holloway. One is rather unlikely but not out of the question considering the path of the “investigation”.

The last person known to have been with a person who goes missing is the most suspect and in a high percentage of the time, the person who likely caused the person to go missing. Those three Aruban young men admitted they had left the nightclub with Natalee. They all went to see a lighthouse. Some reports say the young people took a swim by the light of the moon. Natalee is alleged to have been slightly, perhaps heavily, inebriated.

Something happened to Natalee during that moonlight swim. Perhaps in her alcohol addled state she drowned. The boys panicked. They all vowed to stick to the story that they returned Natalee to her hotel room. They all agreed to cast aspersions on the two local security guards who evidently have a reputation as hanging around tourists, selling bags of pot and the sort of activity these locals in paradise engage in.

OR things got out of hand after all viewed the lighthouse. One fellow, rumored to have already known and as being smitten with Natalee, was making out with her. The others wanted to join in the fun. In a frenzy of drink, testosterone and a victim unable to properly defend herself, the males took advantage of Natalie. Somehow Natalee ended up dead. Her body was thrown into the waters surrounding Aruba.

Since the police in Aruba can just willy-nilly bring in people and hold them , Aruban investigators decided to bring in the two security guards and for the moment let the original three go after they gave their agreed upon story.

Under my second, and what I consider less likely scenario, it’s possible these two security guards stumbled upon the crime then happening. Perhaps they demanded participation or else they would call the police immediately. After these two security guards were done, Natalie’s body was then thrown into the sea.

Either investigators have deduced a connection between all FIVE of the males, OR the security guards have been fully cleared and the original three are now brought back in and “arrested”.

Even though the original three fellows have been taken into custody, the security guards have not been released as of this writing.

I don’t think there’s going to be a body found in this case. It’s only logical that a murderer wanting to dispose of a body in Aruba would toss it into the ever-present ocean. Which is going to make for a very interesting case.

Just the tie up between these five men is going to be a problem. If all parties stick to their stories…ie the security guards say they know nothing about Natalee while the three boys claim that they delivered Natalie back to her hotel, it’s going to be a difficult case to prove.

Any DNA evidence is gone with Natalie’s body. If there is DNA in whatever vehicle the three boys drove there is a logical explanation for it in that they do not deny having gone off with Natalie. If there is any DNA evidence anywhere near or on the security guards it might be a bit more difficult to explain away.

This case could deliver a real blow to Aruba tourism. Because if Americans see that an American woman can be murdered with no criminal bought to justice I’d think Americans would cut down their Aruban travel extensively.

The Arubans know this.

Will they be able to follow through with a fair and just trial of the actual perpetrators? Or will they quickly prosecute a flawed case just to satisfy traveling Americans?

This is a case that would be difficult for any prosecutors on the planet. Given a tourist victim, no body, and fingers of guilt pointing in every direction, it’s a guess how it will all turn out.
From CBSnews:
(CBS/AP) Aruban police arrested three more suspects in the case of the missing American honors student Thursday, the attorney general said.

Attorney General Caren Janssen said police arrested the three men that police had previously questioned and released in the disappearance of 18-year-old Natalee Holloway, an Alabama high school honors student.

She refused to identify the three, but authorities previously have described them as students — two Surinamese and a native of the Netherlands — who told police they dropped off Holloway at her hotel around 2 a.m. on May 30. Hotel employees, however, say that security cameras did not record her return.

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Jackson Jury Sent Home Early
They say they had graduations to attend and that’s likely the truth. Although aren’t graduations on a Thursday rather odd?

I say, based on nothing whatsoever, that the jury is getting haircuts, nails done and purchasing fine clothes.

For tomorrow I predict the verdict will be handed down.
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Al Queda Members Arrested in California
Alleged to have been in training in Pakistan of all places. Pakistan is supposed to be our ally.

If Al Queda is to ever attack America again they would likely have to have someone on the inside.

Now we learn that a father-son, both American citizens living in the country that has treated them well, have been actively involved in plots to inflict a terror attack on their adopted country.

There are now five suspects in custody as of this writing.

Who knows how many more are out there?
From the Sacramento Bee
Federal officials believe they have broken up an al Qaeda terror cell operating in Lodi and have arrested two men and detained two others as part of a wide-ranging investigation, authorities said Tuesday. One of the men arrested, 22-year-old Hamid Hayat, is accused in a federal criminal complaint of training in an al Qaeda camp in Pakistan to learn “how to kill Americans” and then lying to FBI agents about it. His training included explosives and weapons instruction and using photographs of President Bush as targets, court documents indicate.

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Pryor Nominated!
Vote summary info immediately below.

Below this, status of rest of Bush’s judicial nominees.

Question: On the Nomination (Confirmation William H. Pryor, Jr., of Alabama, to be U.S. Circuit Judge )
Vote Number: 133 Vote Date: June 9, 2005, 04:00 PM
Required For Majority: 1/2 Vote Result: Nomination Confirmed
Nomination Number: PN200
Nomination Description: William H. Pryor, Jr., of Alabama, to be United States Circuit Judge for the Eleventh Circuit
Vote Counts: YEAs 53
NAYs 45
Not Voting 2

Status of Bush Judicial Nominees
1. Boyle, “Blue slipped by Edwards” and renominated

2. Brown, Filibustered but CONFIRMED

3. Estrada, Filibustered and Withdrew

4. Griffin, “Blue Slipped” by Levin and Stabenow and renominated

5. Griffith, Filibustered and renominated

6. Haynes, Filibustered and renominated

7. Kavanaugh, Filibustered and renominated

8. Kuhl, “Blue Slipped” by Boxer and Feinstein and Withdrew

9. McKeague, “Blue Slipped” by Levin and Stabenow and renominated

10. Meyers, Filibustered and pending

11. Neilson, “Blue Slipped” by Levin and Stabenow and renominated

12. Owen, Filibustered but CONFIRMED

13. Pickering, Filibustered and recess appointed which expired in Jan 2005

14. Pryor, Filibustered but CONFIRMED

15. Saad, “Blue Slipped” by Levin and Stabenow and renominated

**“Blue Slips” are given when the Senator from a nominee’s home state does not endorse the nominee.
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Paris Engaged to Paris
We’re NOT making this up.

How many people on this planet are named Paris? Better, how many of them are now engaged to each other?

From the Daily Dish:
LATSIS ASKED PARENTS FOR HILTON'S HAND IN MARRIAGE
Paris Hilton's parents Rick and Kathy were delighted when their daughter's new fiance, Paris Latsis, asked them for the socialite's hand in marriage. The Greek shipping heir asked the millionaire couple's permission before getting down on one knee to propose Hilton last Wednesday.

Kathy tells the New York Daily News, "He is a wonderful young man. We love him.”

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Tom Cruise In Trouble?
Could it be his bogus relationship with Katie Holmes? Could it be his weird behavior on a recent Oprah show? Could it be his obsession with the bogus “religion” Scientology.

Or is the public just plain sick of this fake celebrity?

Whatever the reason, it seems that Mr. Cruise does not possess the star power he once held. Thus no “Mission Impossible III”?
How Personal Is Too Personal for a Star Like Tom Cruise?
By SHARON WAXMAN

LOS ANGELES, June 1 - Just months into his tenure as chairman of Paramount, Brad Grey is facing the sort of decision that makes Hollywood executives quiver: whether to proceed with production of the hugely expensive "Mission: Impossible III," even as its star, Tom Cruise, is puzzling associates and members of the public with his behavior while promoting another Paramount venture, "War of the Worlds."

An executive for Viacom, Paramount's parent company, said the studio had not yet decided whether to push ahead with production of "Mission: Impossible III," one of the company's most valuable franchises and a project on which tens of millions of dollars has already been spent. Shooting was planned to begin in Italy on July 18 and to continue on location in Europe and elsewhere.

"No definitive decision has been made; it's a discussion,"

While promoting that film over the last several weeks, Mr. Cruise engaged in an increasingly public discussion of his religion, Scientology. Then he set tongues wagging in Hollywood and elsewhere with an hourlong appearance on the May 23 "Oprah" show, during which he jumped around the set, hopped onto a couch, fell rapturously to one knee and repeatedly professed his love for his new girlfriend, the actress Katie Holmes.


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Speaking of Tom Cruise
Even the sweet “Suddenly Susan” star, Brooks Shields is angry at him because of his recent comments on her use of antidepressants for postpartum depression.

Perhaps Tom thinks Brooks should pray to Ron Hubbord for relief.

From People on AOL:
Brooke Shields is lashing out at Tom Cruise, who recently criticized the actress for using antidepressants and called her actions
"irresponsible."

Shields, whose recent book Down Came the Rain chronicles her battle with postpartum depression following the birth of her daughter Rowan in 2003, says Cruise should mind his own business.

"Tom should stick to saving the world from aliens and let women who are experiencing postpartum depression decide what treatment options are best for them," says the former Suddenly Susan star.

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Spice Girls NOT Welcome
Although they should be honored at not having to perform at this silly charity performance. The liberal BBC refers to it as a “historic fund-raising event” aimed at canceling third world debt and helping developing countries protect their economies.

Someone needs to tell the BBC that third world countries can protect their economies by ousting the thieves and thugs in charge who are stealing all the aid money.

From the UK:
The SPICE GIRLS have been axed from this summer's (05) star-studded LIVE 8 charity concert - because the event's organisers fear the band's music undermines the show's serious political message about world poverty.

The WANNABE stars - GERI HALLIWELL, VICTORIA BECKHAM, MELANIE CHISHOLM, MELANIE BROWN and EMMA BUNTON - hoped to reform the band and perform together for the first time since 1998, when Halliwell quit the group.

But bosses for TV giant the BBC - which is broadcasting the event - have snubbed the fivesome, insisting the pop act is too trivial for the historic fund-raising event, which aims to persuade politicians to cancel Third World debt, double the aid budget and rewrite global trade laws so developing countries can protect their economies.

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Asked and Guessed
ASKED:

WHICH superstar has his own unique way of letting staff know he's having a bad day? If he's wearing a baseball cap it means he's having his hairpiece done and is not to be looked at.

GUESSED:

Kevin Spacey, Ted Danson, Elton John

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Bo and Carrie an “Item” per the National Enquirer
Anyone remember the great love affair between Justin Guarini and Kelly Clarkson? They even made a movie together, very forgettable.

But it’s in the National Enquirer so who knows?

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Delaware Rino Awarded
About the only kind of Republicans we have here in Delaware are Republicans In Name Only. Ah yes, we remember Mike Castle well. See the pic.

From a Delaware GOP Email:
Castle Presented with Spirit of Enterprise Award

The U.S. Chamber of Commerce presented Congressman Michael N. Castle with the spirit of Enterprise Award at a special meeting of the Delaware State Chamber of Commerce's Environmental Committee

Congressman Castle was recognized for his strong support for a pro-economic growth legislative agenda in the second session of the 108th Congress.

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Minner Doesn’t Know What She’s Doing
Farmers in Delaware are very mad at the environmental restrictions the Minner administration is putting on farmers.

The Delaware Governor is pushing through a slew of legislation that will effectively take all land decisions away from the land owners. I agree with the following excerpt from a letter written by the President of Delaware’s Farmer’s Association. Delaware wants to keep the farms but are doing nothing but encouraging farmers to sell out while the selling out’s good.

From the Delawaregop.com web site:
The Minner administration is seeking to push these measures in the closing weeks of legislative session without the due diligence they demand. We believe state government means to fundamentally change where and how land use decisions are made. We believe land use decisions should be made by home rule.

If these bills are passed and taken in combination with proposed pollution control strategies for the inland bays, the adopted wellhead protection and source water protection regulations, and the new septic regulations, an assault on private property rights is unquestionable.

If state government is attempting to protect farmers from going out of business, the accumulation of legislation and regulations coupled with zoning in this legislative package is creating an atmosphere that forces farmers to sell out now, rather than continue to farm and have their land values taken.

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Welcome to Delaware, Newt Gingrich!
Watch out for the RINOS!

Delaware GOP to host Newt Gingrich June 16

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich is the featured guest and recipient of this year's annual Pete DuPont Individual Freedom Award on June 16 at the Hotel DuPont.


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We Have a Winner!
Barbara-Grandmother of Madeline, Elizabeth and Grace got all the answers correct AND was the first to deliver them via email. Indeed her responses hit the Ebox by 8:30 am the morning the contest ran.

Immediately below are the answers as submitted to the original quiz. Below this, Barbara's answers.

Congrats, Barb. A copy of "Mystery & Mirth" signed by the author is on its way to you!

QUESTIONS HERE
Answers Below

01. The Lone Ranger left behind a silver bullet.

02. The Ed Sullivan Show

03. On Route 66

04. To protect the innocent.

05. The Lion sleeps tonight

06. The limbo

07. Chocolate

08. Louis Armstrong

09. The Timex watch

10. Freddy, The Freeloader, and "Good Night, and may God Bless."

11. Draft cards (Bras were also burned.)

12. Beetle or Bug

13. Buddy Holly

14. Sputnik

15. Hoola-hoop
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Winner's Answers

1. silver bullet
2. Ed Sullivan
3. on route 66
4. to protect the innocent
5. the lion sleeps tonight
6. limbo
7. chocolate
8. Louis Armstrong
9. Timex watch
10. Freddy the Freeloader......"may God bless"
11. bras
12. Bug and Beetle
13. Buddy Holly
14. Sputnik
15. hoola hoop

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June 09, 2005

Fly on Wall-Hillary's Campaign Strategy Session; Books That Lied; Fishgiggles

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Janice Brown Nominated to Federal District Court!

Final TALLY COUNT:
AYES- 56
NAYS- 43
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Rumors Spring Up About American Teen Missing in Aruba
It was bound to happen. For Natalee Holloway has been missing for nine days.

The most recent rumor is that Natalee has been sold into a white slavery ring. No, we don’t believe this for a minute.

Another puzzlement. For Aruba law, as various pundits have explained it in various ways, allows the police to detain suspects without a “substantial” amount of evidence. A Dutch Judge ruled that there was enough suspicion to detain two men while investigators try to get more evidence.

Whatever the prevailing law and how it is applied, two men are being held for the disappearance of Natalee Holloway. From all I’ve heard, and there has been no “official” police statement, there is a witness who alleges to have seen one of the men, in his uniform, talking to Natalee early in the morning she disappeared. Yet other scuttlebutt has it that the Holiday Inn surveillance tapes show no sign of Natalee on the morning she disappeared.

It does seem to this American pretty flimsy evidence to justify taking away someone’s freedom. Friends and families of the men being held are coming forth.

Cynthia Degraf is a girlfriend of one of the suspects being held, an Abraham Adams I believe his name is. She swears that SHE is his alibi, that she and her boyfriend went to a concert then went back to her house. She and the mother of one of the suspects have been shown screaming and crying that their beloveds are but scapegoats.

What puzzles me is that there’s three fellows who admitted having been with Natalee after she left the Aruban nightclub. They all went swimming or so the scuttlebutt goes. Yet these fellows, alleged to be prominent in the Aruban community, are not being held. If nothing else, the last person or persons known to have been with a missing person are generally the focus of such an investigation.

It’s getting so very odd.
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The Michael Jackson Case
Other than the jury STILL being in deliberations, the latest on this case is the denials of all press conferences and spokespeople by Jackson’s family and lawyers.

There is one spokesbabe who has been talking to the press and holding press conferences. When asked, she said that she never utters a word without clearing it with Jackson’s defense attorney, Tom Mesereau.

From Jackson’s Official Web Site:
The efforts of Michael Jackson's friends and supporters are noticed and very much appreciated at this time. However, only Michael Jackson's attorneys of record have been authorized to speak on his behalf.

Statement of Defense Attorney Thomas Mesereau - June 8, 2005

Created: Wednesday, 08 June 2005

I have not authorized anyone to speak or hold any press conferences on behalf of Michael Jackson or his family.

A gag order is in effect which the defense team will continue to honor.

Thomas Mesereau


A couple of things going here with all of this and something to look out for in the next couple of days.

First, there has been a gag order issued by the Judge in this case. But if one wants to get the word out, it’s simple enough to send somebody out there, do the deed, then deny any sanction or authorization of their words.

Or, and this is very possible, Michael Jackson himself is giving the spokesbabe AND Jesse Jackson permission to speak. Said permission given against, I would imagine, his attorney’s advice.

I suspect that MJ is a very passive-aggressive personality type. He’s used to being a celebrity, he’s used to being surrounded by sycophants, and no one as small as his mere defense attorney is going to tell him what to do.

OR, finally, there’s camera hog Jessie Jackson. All of the denials could be about this guy. One of these days Jessie Jackson will receive the total ignoring that he deserves. The man is absolutely pathetic and very irrelevant.

My best guess is that the jury will return a verdict within the next two days. The worst sight bite in the world would be Michael Jackson seen with handcuffs on in the event of a “guilty” verdict and being led from the courtroom to jail.

The scene has been set to have Jackson taken to the hospital when the jury has reached a verdict. There is supposed to be a one hour notice when the verdict is in and the judge has agreed to allow the verdict to be broadcast over close circuit television. All this week there’s been rumors of Jackson’s illness including everything from backaches to an earache of all things.

I’m not sure that Jackson has to be in the courtroom when the verdict is read. But you can believe that his PR people will do anything to keep that horrific sight bite of Jackson being led from the courtroom in handcuffs.

So the verdict might well go on even though the defendant is not present due to illness.

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A Democratic Strategy Session

“This better be good,” Hillary said as she walked into the room, dropped her purse next to the sofa then slumped down into the cushions. “I missed two parades and a couple of other events on this Memorial Day to be at this meeting.”

Harold Ickes and James Carville winked to each other. They knew Hill would be mad. But when James called her up and said that fireworks were going to be hitting the Senate next week Hillary said she’d be right there.

Only these three attendees were present but they were the ones that mattered. It was no secret that 2008 was Hillary’s year. As such she had a vested interest in helping to control events in the Democratic party so as to set a tone and framework that would enable her to win a presidential victory.

“Rumors from the White House are that Bush is going to bombard the Senate with judicial nominees starting Tuesday,” Ickes informed Hillary.

“They might even do the nuclur option,” Carville said, pronouncing “nuclear” the same was as the president. The intention was mockery and Hillary and Harold laughed in response.

“If that man gets to push through all his nominees then I’ll have lost a very important plank in my election campaign,” Hillary said. She was looking at the ceiling when she said this. James and Harold understood her sentiments exactly. It had been part of their political strategy since Hillary was first lady.

“My base will figure ‘why bother’ if Bush pushes a slew of conservative zealot judges through leaving me with no vacancies.”

All in the room remained silent for over thirty seconds as they considered Hillary’s words.

“Christ we’ve already held Bush back for four years,” Ickes exclaimed, jumping from his chair with a start. “How the hell we going to hold him back another three years?”

“Yeah, it was me that came up with the idea of the filibuster,” Carville responded. “It was good while it lasted but sooner or later the American Joe Blow’s going to get tired of it.”

Hillary emitted a long sigh. “How’s the plan going?”

“Hill, we keep at it every day,” Harold began. “Right now we’re working on getting a congressional inquiry into Gitmo. Also, in response to the judicial fireworks next week we’re putting the ‘impeachment’ word out there.”

“How’s Dean doing?” Hillary asked.

Carville snapped his fingers brightly. “He’s doing great. We got him floating the Repubs are rich, they inherited their money thing now. Last week we had him say “Delay” and “jail” in the same sentence.”

Hillary nodded her head in approval and both men smiled from the beam of delight.

“You got good rebuttals coming back?” she asked.

“Last week we had Barney Frank. He drove a hard bargain but let’s just say you’ll be contributing some money to his campaign from your PAC.”

“This week we had Biden all over denying any association with Howard Dean,” Carville said, cutting off Ickes who was getting entirely too much attention.

“Hey we’re getting the most liberal people we can,” Ickes said to Hillary’s frown.

“Just keep Howard on track,” Hillary said. “Make sure he gets the nastiest most ridiculous sound bytes out there. Then be sure we have a liberal member of the party deny any affiliation. I’m thinking of doing it next week.”

Carville and Ickes both nodded. They had heard this so many times. Both men were a bit resentful that Hillary insisted on going over what was already working.

“How’s the Gitmo strategy going?”

Carville and Ickes looked at each other with an ominous glare. The Gitmo strategy wasn’t going all that well.

“The Koran abuse story isn’t resonating,” Ickes said softly.

“We can’t find anything else? We had amnesty international come out on it. You been looking for disgruntled soldiers? Anything?”

Ickes loosed the collar on his shirt. “This week I’m working on hinting at a congressional inquiry. It ain’t easy. The media tells me that the viewers aren’t tuning in for Koran abuse.”

Hillary stared again at the ceiling. “Let me think about this a little more. You say the impeachment strategy will be out there soon?”

“Yes,” Carville said quickly before Ickes could take a breath.

“Are you sure it’s time for this?” Hillary said.

Both Carville and Ickes shrugged.

“You said the idea was to keep it all negative,” Carville said in a plaintive tone. “If we can get hearings on GITMO, maybe talk of impeachment …”. Carville’s voice faded off under the heat of Hillary’s glare.

“Look, if I’m going to have a chance at this thing we’ve got to start bringing down not just Bush, but the Republican party. We’ve got to show they’ve botched this war, that they lied about weapons of mass destruction, that Bush’s performance of president is worthy of impeachment even if it never comes to that.”

Hillary took a breath and sighed.

“It’s really a matter of sound bytes,” she told both men in a much softer tone. “Keep Howard working at it. Biden’s always willing to help. I told him I’d put him on the cabinet and he’s ready. Meanwhile, let’s start working on that impeachment strategy.”

All three attendees at the meeting took a seat at the conference table and began to plan. The fly that had been sitting on a stale Danish got bored and flew away.

The fly had heard enough.

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When Is a Book Review NOT a Book Review?

Answer: When it’s a book “complaint”.

Which my recent review of “Sleepers” by Lorenzo Carcaterra was.

I received much commentary on this book review, most of which were posted in the “comments” blog post earlier this week.

However, one comment held my interest:
You give a lot of credit for being fooled to the books you\'ve read, and very little to the reader...

The comment is a slam against me, the reader. Who was fooled by the authors who either inadvertently or intentionally set out to deceive me.

In my defense, I’d hardly be considered a person with a reading comprehension problem. Besides the fact that I read quite a bit and besides the fact that on every reading comprehension test I’ve ever taken I’ve scored off the top of the charts. And yet, as the commenter points out, I was fooled by a few books I’d read and I wonder…is it me?

First the three books that I read and as a result formed an ideology or ”mission” of my life.

I read “The Ugly American” by William J. Lederer and Eugene Burdick when I was a tender fourteen years of age. Yon reader might guess that this was quite a few years ago and I’ll not ever read that book again.

So from my memory I pull out two things that so moved me about that book. Yes I was so moved that I immediately sent off for information on joining the Peace Corps with a determined vow that I would join up just as soon as I was of age.

I remember the women in the book’s fictional Southeast Asia setting as having very humped and aching backs from sweeping floors with brooms that were way too short for the job. I also recall a scene depicting beautiful four lane highways as they snaked through the jungle, driven on by nobody.

The point being, duh, that Americans were over in Burma or Cambodia or where ever that fictional place was supposed to be, building big and useless highways so valued by us in the US but useless in the jungle. This American bungling is going on while even the dimmest of the Americans did not have enough sense to use the useless highways funds to make these poor women decent brooms.

It was a stupid notion and based on no fact whatsoever.

I was fourteen! A fresh dewy teenager I was, determined to go to bug-ridden little hell holes and give those women decent brooms!

Surely I wasn’t the only one fooled? The book was a best seller and became a movie. In due course the book was proven false.

But my mindset was forming. No, this one book didn’t create the muddled mess that was my young mind. I also lived during an era when black people had separate bathrooms, when Martin Luther King preached and was killed, and when young men were drafted and forced to go to some little vegetative hellhole of a war that the politicians would not conduct properly.

“The Ugly American”, yea even its title, was part of that formulated mindset.
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It was Rachel Carson’s book “Silent Spring” that really broke my heart with its untruths and distortions. Not to mention the harm done to the poorer countries of the world which think they are saving eagles while they’re killing their own citizens.

I was much older when I read this book but believe me, the notion of thinning egg shells of raptors due to DDT seemed very possible to me. I was also forming a love of the bird fellows and the thought of a silent spring horrified me.

In short, Ms. Carson was not right with her biology. Subsequent tests of birds and the density of their eggs has been done extensively. No scientific proof could be gleaned from the laboratory results that DDT caused the birds’ egg shells to get so thin they could not handle the weight of the incubating mother.

Any decrease in the raptor population was as likely to be due to cyclical changes in population as it was due to extensive use of the DDT pesticide.

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Just one rebuttal HERE: There’s plenty more out there.
In the late 1960s, some researchers concluded that exposure to DDT caused eggshell thinning in some bird species, especially raptors such as eagles and peregrine falcons. Thinner shells meant fewer hatchlings and declining numbers. But researchers also found that other bird species, such as quail, pheasants, and chickens, were unaffected even by large doses DDT.

Meanwhile, Carson’s disciples have managed to persuade many poor countries to stop using DDT against mosquitoes. The result has been an enormous increase in the number of people dying of malaria each year. Today malaria infects between 300 million and 500 million people annually, killing as many 2.7 million of them. Anti-DDT activists who tried to have the new U.N. treaty on persistent organic pollutants totally ban DDT have stepped back recently from their ideological campaign, conceding that poor countries should be able to use DDT to control malaria-carrying mosquitoes.


As for Carcaterra’s “Sleepers”, well this author out and out lied. He called his book “non-fiction” when it was as made up as my own book “Attention, Please!”.

Let me go on record now and state that “Attention, Please!” is totally fiction; that so far there hasn’t been a child molesting presidential candidate.

See? It’s not that hard to tell the truth. Carcaterra lied that his book about NY’s reform schools was a true story of his own childhood. Hey, it was good as FICTION book.

No, this book didn’t change my life or my mindset. But I really did think the author wasn’t lying when he called it non-fiction. For sure the mighty publisher wouldn’t let him get away with that?

Wrong!

I like to believe that no one loves the written word more than me. Perhaps I was too naive. I did subscribe to the theory that if it’s written and published, then it must be true.

Wrong! Again!

So go ahead with the brickbats. This grandmother Blogger believes NOTHING she reads until she checks it out.

Only took me fifty years to learn this.

For any yon readers interested in learning more about Rachel Carson, who I really do believe was a very sincere lady, in the interest of fair and balanced,

a link to her website HERE.


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A boy walked to and from school daily. On one particular morning, the weather was questionable as clouds were forming and the sky was grey, but the boy made his daily trek to the elementary school anyway.

As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up and the thunder and lightning began to roll. The boy's mother was concerned that her son would be frightened as he walked home from school and feared that the electrical storm might harm her child.

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Worried, the mother got into her car and drove along the route to her child's school. Upon finding her son, she noticed her boy was walking along just fine, but at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up and smile. More lightning followed and with each one the boy would look at the streak of light and smile.

Puzzled, the mother approached him in her car, lowered the window and asked him, "What are you doing?"

The child answered, "I am trying to look nice, God keeps taking my picture."

June 08, 2005

Win a Signed Copy of "Mystery & Mirth". Web Site of Week-Speed Traps; Gardens-Flopping Peonies.

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Update on Natalee Holloway Missing in Aruba
Seems that Dutch law precludes law enforcement announcing charges in advance of arraignment. Thus we are left with speculation and the speculators all say that one of the two security guards that HAD been employed by a hotel undergoing renovation and named as suspects, will be arrested tomorrow on charges of kidnapping and homicide.

Yes, the word specifically bandied about was “homicide” so we must assume that Natalee is no longer with us. Not that this is any great surprise but if the speculation is true, someone has confessed to a murder or enough evidence has been found to place the charge.

In addition, heard on Fox’s John Gibson that another American woman has come forward claiming to recognize the two security guards and stating that they tried to make a drug deal with her when she was in Aruba.

On a perhaps off-topic note, the two men in question were said to have lost their jobs just the day before Natalee disappeared.
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A Michael Jackson Tidbit
Which jury is still out by the way.

Below is a link to a document that is very interesting.

It is a memo compiled by Jackson’s 1993 victim’s father. This is not a pic for young or sensitive eyes. It is a rough drawing and notes made by Jordie Chandler’s father regarding Jackson’s private parts.

Yon reader might recall that Chandler was able to describe the blotchy skin on Jackson in a place that one would not normally see. The blotchy skin is alleged to be a skin disease that Jackson has. But according to this very rough memo it seems that Jackson might be bleaching his own skin.

Again…..click at your own peril.

ADULTS ONLY HERE
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Once More With the Runaway Bride
Whose fifteen minutes are up I know. But this tidbit was too juicy not to report.

Seems the FBI has released the tapes of their interview with Jennifer Wilbanks. I heard her voice with my own ears, as the tape played on Hannity and Colmes, Jennifer say the following:

“I didn’t have the perfect groom like everybody thought”.

Man, that “groom” was all over the TV right after Jennifer disappeared. He swore he and Jennifer were madly in love.

I bet he was as surprised by this revelation by his “bride” as anyone.

Data on the Cloture Vote to Nominate Janice R. Brown to U.S. Circuit Judge
U.S. Senate Roll Call Votes 109th Congress - 1st Session

as compiled through Senate LIS by the Senate Bill Clerk under the direction of the Secretary of the Senate

Vote Summary

Question: On the Cloture Motion (Motion To Invoke Cloture On The Nomination of Janice R. Brown, of California, To Be U.S. Circuit Judge )
Vote Number: 130 Vote Date: June 7, 2005, 12:01 PM
Required For Majority: 3/5 Vote Result: Cloture Motion Agreed to
Nomination Number: PN201
Nomination Description: Janice R. Brown, of California, to be United States Circuit Judge for the District of Columbia Circuit
Vote Counts: YEAs 65
NAYs 32
Not Voting 3
Vote Summary By Senator Name By Vote Position By Home State


Alphabetical by Senator NameAkaka (D-HI), Nay
Alexander (R-TN), Yea
Allard (R-CO), Yea
Allen (R-VA), Yea
Baucus (D-MT), Nay
Bayh (D-IN), Nay
Bennett (R-UT), Yea
Biden (D-DE), Nay
Bingaman (D-NM), Nay
Bond (R-MO), Yea
Boxer (D-CA), Nay
Brownback (R-KS), Yea
Bunning (R-KY), Yea
Burns (R-MT), Yea
Burr (R-NC), Yea
Byrd (D-WV), Yea
Cantwell (D-WA), Nay
Carper (D-DE), Yea
Chafee (R-RI), Yea
Chambliss (R-GA), Yea
Clinton (D-NY), Nay
Coburn (R-OK), Yea
Cochran (R-MS), Yea
Coleman (R-MN), Yea
Collins (R-ME), Yea
Conrad (D-ND), Yea
Cornyn (R-TX), Yea
Corzine (D-NJ), Nay
Craig (R-ID), Yea
Crapo (R-ID), Yea
Dayton (D-MN), Nay
DeMint (R-SC), Yea
DeWine (R-OH), Yea
Dodd (D-CT), Nay
Dole (R-NC), Yea
Domenici (R-NM), Yea
Dorgan (D-ND), Nay
Durbin (D-IL), Nay
Ensign (R-NV), Yea
Enzi (R-WY), Yea
Feingold (D-WI), Nay
Feinstein (D-CA), Nay
Frist (R-TN), Yea
Graham (R-SC), Yea
Grassley (R-IA), Yea
Gregg (R-NH), Yea
Hagel (R-NE), Yea
Harkin (D-IA), Nay
Hatch (R-UT), Yea
Hutchison (R-TX), Yea
Inhofe (R-OK), Yea
Inouye (D-HI), Yea
Isakson (R-GA), Yea
Jeffords (I-VT), Not Voting
Johnson (D-SD), Nay
Kennedy (D-MA), Nay
Kerry (D-MA), Nay
Kohl (D-WI), Not Voting
Kyl (R-AZ), Yea
Landrieu (D-LA), Yea
Lautenberg (D-NJ), Not Voting
Leahy (D-VT), Nay
Levin (D-MI), Nay
Lieberman (D-CT), Yea
Lincoln (D-AR), Nay
Lott (R-MS), Yea
Lugar (R-IN), Yea
Martinez (R-FL), Yea
McCain (R-AZ), Yea
McConnell (R-KY), Yea
Mikulski (D-MD), Nay
Murkowski (R-AK), Yea
Murray (D-WA), Nay
Nelson (D-FL), Yea
Nelson (D-NE), Yea
Obama (D-IL), Nay
Pryor (D-AR), Yea
Reed (D-RI), Nay
Reid (D-NV), Nay
Roberts (R-KS), Yea
Rockefeller (D-WV), Nay
Salazar (D-CO), Yea
Santorum (R-PA), Yea
Sarbanes (D-MD), Nay
Schumer (D-NY), Nay
Sessions (R-AL), Yea
Shelby (R-AL), Yea
Smith (R-OR), Yea
Snowe (R-ME), Yea
Specter (R-PA), Yea
Stabenow (D-MI), Nay
Stevens (R-AK), Yea
Sununu (R-NH), Yea
Talent (R-MO), Yea
Thomas (R-WY), Yea
Thune (R-SD), Yea
Vitter (R-LA), Yea
Voinovich (R-OH), Yea
Warner (R-VA), Yea
Wyden (D-OR), Nay

Vote Summary By Senator Name By Vote Position By Home State


Grouped By Vote PositionYEAs ---65
Alexander (R-TN)
Allard (R-CO)
Allen (R-VA)
Bennett (R-UT)
Bond (R-MO)
Brownback (R-KS)
Bunning (R-KY)
Burns (R-MT)
Burr (R-NC)
Byrd (D-WV)
Carper (D-DE)
Chafee (R-RI)
Chambliss (R-GA)
Coburn (R-OK)
Cochran (R-MS)
Coleman (R-MN)
Collins (R-ME)
Conrad (D-ND)
Cornyn (R-TX)
Craig (R-ID)
Crapo (R-ID)
DeMint (R-SC)
DeWine (R-OH)
Dole (R-NC)
Domenici (R-NM)
Ensign (R-NV)
Enzi (R-WY)
Frist (R-TN)
Graham (R-SC)
Grassley (R-IA)
Gregg (R-NH)
Hagel (R-NE)
Hatch (R-UT)
Hutchison (R-TX)
Inhofe (R-OK)
Inouye (D-HI)
Isakson (R-GA)
Kyl (R-AZ)
Landrieu (D-LA)
Lieberman (D-CT)
Lott (R-MS)
Lugar (R-IN)
Martinez (R-FL)
McCain (R-AZ)
McConnell (R-KY)
Murkowski (R-AK)
Nelson (D-FL)
Nelson (D-NE)
Pryor (D-AR)
Roberts (R-KS)
Salazar (D-CO)
Santorum (R-PA)
Sessions (R-AL)
Shelby (R-AL)
Smith (R-OR)
Snowe (R-ME)
Specter (R-PA)
Stevens (R-AK)
Sununu (R-NH)
Talent (R-MO)
Thomas (R-WY)
Thune (R-SD)
Vitter (R-LA)
Voinovich (R-OH)
Warner (R-VA)

NAYs ---32
Akaka (D-HI)
Baucus (D-MT)
Bayh (D-IN)
Biden (D-DE)
Bingaman (D-NM)
Boxer (D-CA)
Cantwell (D-WA)
Clinton (D-NY)
Corzine (D-NJ)
Dayton (D-MN)
Dodd (D-CT)
Dorgan (D-ND)
Durbin (D-IL)
Feingold (D-WI)
Feinstein (D-CA)
Harkin (D-IA)
Johnson (D-SD)
Kennedy (D-MA)
Kerry (D-MA)
Leahy (D-VT)
Levin (D-MI)
Lincoln (D-AR)
Mikulski (D-MD)
Murray (D-WA)
Obama (D-IL)
Reed (D-RI)
Reid (D-NV)
Rockefeller (D-WV)
Sarbanes (D-MD)
Schumer (D-NY)
Stabenow (D-MI)
Wyden (D-OR)

Not Voting - 3
Jeffords (I-VT)
Kohl (D-WI)
Lautenberg (D-NJ)

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Some Computer Hints
It occurs to me, as a result of recent email correspondence and some things I’ve noted, that an explanation of how this Blog (and all Blogs) work might be in order.

Every time I make a post and “publish” it, the Blog post is assigned a specific URL. The main Blog page also has a URL assigned to it.

Thus I can send out emails with only the URL of a specific post (in my case I generally put three separate items in one specific Blog post) and the reader can then “click” into a URL with only that Blog post displayed.

The main Blog page will have a month worth of posts displayed, just scroll down. The sidebar used to have a list of archive dates as well as text for the past week’s posts. I have removed this sidebar item. But every Blog post is now categorized on the sidebar to yet another Blog page which has all the links of the subject for which it is categorized.

So if yon reader wants just book reviews, click on the link to the Book Review compilation page and all book reviews done on this Blog are listed with links to each. Same for gardening, gossip posts, etc.

However, these compilation pages are only updated once a month. For posts made within the past month one would have to check the main Blog page.

Also, any web page URL can be saved under “favorites”. But you knew that, right? Depending on the browser there is usually a way to save a web page somewhere so a quick click will take you there. Don’t save specific Blog URL’s because the post will never change.

Finally, don’t forget the use of shift-F5 in MS-word. For when typing a document that might require a check of other data in the same document, it is only required to hit shift-F5 to return to the place in the document where originally at before having to leave. In fact, shift-F5 will take the user back to every place in the document where there was a pause. Making it possible for the user to go back and forth in a document as required.
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Cell Phone Madness
It’s not good to have water descend upon an innocent cell phone.

For my cell phone was dead as a doornail even though the battery did recharge once we dried it out.

I had to sell my first born to Verizon but did manage to manipulate myself into an aborted contract that was part of the purchase of the now-destroyed cell phone, and buy a new contract and new cell phone. Of course my wireless rate went up.

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Email the Correct Answers and Win a Signed Copy of “Mystery and Mirth"

Quiz for Those Over…well…
However old you have to be to know all this old folks’ stuff.

The first reader who gets all the answers correct wins a signed copy of my book “Mystery and Mirth”.

Answers on Friday’s Blog. Copy and paste responses in an email to me. If there is a winner it will be announced Friday.

01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone would answer, I don't know, but he left this behind. What did he leave behind?____________

02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964, we all watched them on The __________________ Show.

03. "Get your kicks, ___________________."

04. "The story you are about to see if true. The names have been changed___________________."

05. "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________."

06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we "danced" under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the "_____________."

07. "N_E_S_T_L_E_S", Nestle's makes the very best _______________."

08. Satchmo was America's "Ambassador of Goodwill." Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was _________________.

09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? _______________

10. Red Skelton's hobo character was named __________________ and Red always ended his television show by saying, "Good Night, and "_______________".

11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam War did so by burning their____________.

12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the front was called the VW. What other names did it go by? ____________ & _______________.

13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, "the day the music died." This was a tribute to ___________________.

14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit. The Russians did it. It was called ___________________.

15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and 60's was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist. It was called the ________________

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Roses and Flopping Peonies
Yes they are lovely peonies and of course I could not find my tomato cages to contain them. But the blooms of this bush are so big that the stems, which are very strong as it were, cannot possibly hold the blooms upright.

So I smile at the peony bush then frown. What a floppy mess it is.

The climbing rose I planted last year inside of an obelisk designed for just such a purpose, has begun its climb. I’m proud. Yes it’s but a small thing yet. But as I envision it, the climbing rose will one day climb the obelisk to spill over and from within to an end of blooming beauty.
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The best, however, is yet to come. For the hedge roses have grown so tall as to cover the pretty gazing ball and stand I’d placed within the thorny bush. There has to be, oh about a million, tiny buds, all showing yellow, white and red glimpses of their bloom about to unfold.

Tune in next week for a rose bloom peek that will have yon readers gasping.


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Here's a web site just made for the creative Internet. For the compilation of speed trap data can only have been done by one citizen devoted to the task. Aided, of course, by many citizens who contribute the data.

And helpful it is. Check out the speed traps in your area.

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SPEED TRAP HERE

June 07, 2005

True Crime-Idaho Update,Lionel Tate,Aruba Mystery;Quotables-Coulter,European Elites;Comments

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Medical Marijuana Subject to Arrest by Feds

First, do not laugh that marijuana has medicinal qualities.

Indeed it does.

Marijuana is an anti-emetic. Which means it prevents nausea. Marijuana also stimulates the appetite. Both of these qualities make marijuana ideal for cancer patients or anyone on any sort of chemo-therapy.

Marijuana is also a natural element. It’s a WEED for God’s sake.

That being said, the decision by the Supremes yesterday was the first decent decision the high court has made in months.

Marijuana is a federally controlled substance and was banned by our elected representatives in the early seventies. If states decide to make marijuana legal under certain medical circumstances than hey, that does not exempt the user from federal law.

Not that the supreme court had any business deciding cultural issues, but as a rule I would suggest that this country doesn’t want to make marijuana legal.

Except for medical purposes and in that case than congress should exempt the federal ban save for marijuana administered for medical purposes.

Of course then everyone in America (or a good percentage) will be walking around high, driving high, working while high. Because it’s impossible, unlike alcohol, to determine if someone is on a marijuana high at any point in time. It IS possible to determine if someone has indulged in the weed in the past 30 days or so prior to the test.

But a guy riding a forklift while high on Acapulco Gold? Maybe if he has glassy eyes and keeps raiding the candy machine.

I believe in all of nature there is no better medicinal aid than marijuana.

But it’s all a can of worms that perhaps shouldn’t be opened. It’s been reduced to a misdemeanor. Perhaps it’s best for the country to maintain a “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy. If nothing else our elected representatives should at least debate the issue from all angles. We do elect them to do such things in between illegal filibusters and nasty attacks on the opposing political party.

The “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy would include those currently using marijuana under the auspices of medical oversight. Why can’t they just quietly smoke the stuff in their home?

From MSNBC.Com
WASHINGTON - Federal authorities may prosecute sick people who smoke pot on doctors’ orders, the Supreme Court ruled Monday, concluding that state medical marijuana laws don’t protect users from a federal ban on the drug.
The decision is a stinging defeat for marijuana advocates who had successfully pushed 10 states to allow the drug’s use to treat various illnesses.

Justice John Paul Stevens, writing the 6-3 decision, said that Congress could change the law to allow medical use of marijuana.

Bush administration had appealed The closely watched case was an appeal by the Bush administration in a case that it lost in late 2003. At issue was whether the prosecution of medical marijuana users under the federal Controlled Substances Act was constitutional.

O'Connor backs states In a dissent, Justice Sandra Day O’Connor said that states should be allowed to set their own rules.

“The states’ core police powers have always included authority to define criminal law and to protect the health, safety, and welfare of their citizens,” said O’Connor, who was joined by other states’ rights advocates.

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American Teen Missing in Aruba

There’s lots of speculation about Natalee Hollaway, the teenager who didn’t show up for her plane home after an after-graduation trip to the Dutch governed island.

Aruba is a bit of a wreck in that their tourist industry hinges on avoiding bad press. The island has no other large industry besides tourism.

The island has even released all federal employees off for a half day to look for the missing teenager.

As of the last update, two employees of a nearby hotel have been arrested. Scuttlebutt has it that these two are not cooperating with police and deny involvement.

If there’s an intriguing element to this true crime it’s that it’s known that Natalee went off with three young Aruban men late the Saturday night she went missing. All three of these fellows come from well-to-do Aruban families; one is the son of a local judge.

It’s also rumored, stated by Natalee’s Uncle, that hotel video tape does not show Natalee returning to her hotel, the Holiday Inn, as the three fellows said she did.

Could Aruba be protecting its prominent citizens by arresting two more “suitable” criminals?
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Jackson & Jackson

But of course Jesse, also a Jackson, has managed to insert his mug into the Michael Jackson case. Jesse helps Michael “pray”.

There has been no verdict on this day just passed. Keep checking in.
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Dem Talking Points

It would seem that in order to set the stage for a Madame Hillary election that the Democratic party has taken to attacking the Republican party.

Although liberals would scold us mere peons for casting broad stereotypes, first we had Howard Dean, national Democratic party chairperson, saying, based on nothing whatsoever, that most Republicans have never worked a day in their lives.

Now we hear Hillary has gotten on her broom, oops, sorry, on the podium, and is too is lambasting the Republican party.

According to Britt Hume’s “grapevine”, Hillary said at a fund-raiser yesterday, that “Republicans have no shame about what they are doing” and the country currently suffers under the “dictatorship of Republican leadership”.

She did not, according to Britt, state any specifics.

It’s all about sound bytes anyway.
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Russell Crowe Arrested

And it’s about time. There’s been constant speculation about this fellow’s temper and hey, he is a celebrity. Which means, in California at least, two free murders and ten years of unfettered child molesting.

Methinks Crowe threw one too many telephones at one too many innocent help.

The actor threw the telephone at a hotel employee (but didn’t “hit” the guy according to the Crowe spokespeople) because of frustration at not being able to contact his wife.

Well this is a good reason to go throwing things at people.

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Search of Landfill in Idaho Murders Finds Nothing
The only thing new in the case of the Groene murders is the fact that investigators are looking into recent purchases of cable ties at the local hardware stores.

A sign that the three victims who were bludgeoned to death were bound with those ubiquitous plastic ties that can hold bicycles onto garage rafters.

It seems unlikely that the murderer(s) would have chanced upon these things while doing the murder. It’s a sign that they thought ahead enough to bring some along. At least as I see it.

Possibly points to pre-meditation is what I’m saying here.

Idaho Murders

No Clues on Missing Kids in Idaho Landfill

COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho (AP) - The search of a landfill has ended with no clues found in the bludgeoning deaths of three people and the apparent abduction of two children from a home, the Kootenai County Sheriff's office said Wednesday.

Agents for the FBI and other law enforcement agencies sifted through some 800 tons of trash at the landfill, looking for clues that might have been dumped into garbage cans near the rural home, sheriff's Capt. Ben Wolfinger said.

``They found nothing,'' Wolfinger said.

KREM-TV in Spokane, Wash., reported Wednesday that detectives were checking purchases of plastic tie-wraps sold in local hardware stores. Detectives have said the homicide victims were bound, but have not said what materials were used.

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American Teen Missing in Aruba
Check for a daily update on this case as it is rapidly ongoing.

As of this writing there are five “persons of interest” and they come in groups. There was a group of three who were last to see Natalee and said they dropped her off at the Holiday Inn early in the morning.

There was a group of two, men alleged to be employees of a nearby hotel closed for re-modeling.

Isn’t 18 a bit young to be sending off like that? And where were the chaperones?

From USA Today
Natalee Holloway, 18, who was traveling with about 130 classmates and seven chaperones on the five-day trip, did not show up at the airport Monday for the return flight to her hometown of Mountain Brook, near Birmingham.

"There's a real outpouring of hope," says Mark Yoder, youth minister of Mountain Brook Community Church, which has held the services. He says about 150 residents attended the first one Tuesday and dozens continue to do so every day. "People just want to know answers."

Susan Merrill's son was also on the parent-organized trip, an annual tradition. She describes the senior class at Mountain Brook High School as unusually close. The students had graduated May 24. She says students of all faiths have come together at the church services. "We're just praying and praying that somehow she'll be found."

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Seven Year Old Boy Beats Baby Sister to Death
Watch that this kid doesn’t become another Lionel Tate. More on him later.
Boy, 7, Suspected in Tot's Beating Death

By VICKIE CHACHERE

TAMPA, Fla. (AP) - A 7-year-old boy beat his baby half-sister to death with his fists, feet and a two-by-four because he was jealous of the attention the girl was receiving and because she would not stop crying, police said Wednesday.

The State Attorney's Office is deciding whether to file charges against the boy in an attack that rattled even veteran homicide detectives.

The attack occurred May 22 in Tampa, where the boy had been visiting his father. Seven-month-old Jayza Laney Simms was dead on arrival at the hospital where her parents rushed her.

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What’s New With Lionel Tate?
Who somehow killed a six-year old girl while allegedly pretending to be wrestling. There was even, as I recall, a brouhaha raised by the liberals to have professional wrestling quelled for its violence.

And so Lionel was released after three years, supposedly “cured”.

Now Lionel turns up in the news again.

The death of that little 6 yr old and the reason given were mighty suspect at the time. Now…well things don’t look good for Lionel.
From Townhall.com
Lionel Tate is in the news again. He's the young black kid from Florida who, at age 13, was convicted of brutally murdering a six-year-old girl when he was 12, and became the youngest convict in American history sentenced to life in prison. After serving only three years, however, Tate was released from a juvenile prison last year on a technicality. In agreeing to plead guilty to second-degree murder, he got a year of house arrest, ten years of probation, counseling and was ordered to perform 1,000 hours of community service.

Tate, now 18, was recently arrested for violating his parole twice. He not only was found by police with a knife in his pocket, but had also allegedly assaulted a 12-year-old boy and held up a pizza delivery man - at gunpoint. He is currently being held without bond at the Broward County Jail.


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Sex Offenders Get Viagra
You can't make it up.
HARD TO BELIEVE

"Nearly 800 convicted sex offenders in 14 states got Medicaid-funded prescriptions for Viagra and other impotence drugs, with the majority of the cases in New York, Florida and Texas, according to a survey. A study by the Associated Press found the states that provided registered sex offenders with subsidized impotence drugs are: Florida, 218 cases; New York, 198; Texas, 191; New Jersey, 55; Virginia, 52; Missouri, 26; Kansas, 14; Ohio, 13; Michigan, seven; Maine, five; Georgia, three; Montana, three; Alabama, two; and North Dakota, one."

- Associated Press, 5/29/05

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The Voters Be Damned
The elites of Europe explain away the stupid voters:
Belgian Prime Minster Guy Verhofstadt: "The result should not be considered as a vote against Europe. The French voted against this text of the EU constitution. The motivation of a lot of opponents shows that the French do not want less but more Europe."

Similarly, Spanish Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero proclaimed: "We must take note of the discontent expressed in this vote and redouble our efforts to explain that this constitution enshrines the rights and freedoms of Europeans as our social model."

Italian Foreign Minister, Gianfranco Fini, said of the EU constitution that it is ... "still an efficient instrument."

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Some Suggestions for the Democratic Icon
REPLACING THE JACKASS

"Some Democrats think dumping the donkey for a new symbol might help. The New York Daily News reports three ad agencies have been commissioned to come up with a new emblem. Might I suggest the chicken, to reflect Democratic foreign policy? Or the ostrich, to indicate the Democrats' refusal to recognize the world has changed since the 1960s? Or perhaps the vulture, in view of the Democrats' lust for bad news in Iraq?"

- Columnist Jack Kelly


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Deep Throat Should Follow His Own Advice
"I don't think (being Deep Throat) was anything to be proud of," Felt indicated to his son, Mark Jr., at one point, according to the article. "You (should) not leak information to anyone."

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Ann Coulter on PBS
COULTERGEIST

"When Ken Tomlinson, chair of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, suggested that PBS was maybe a smidgen left of center, [former PBS host Bill] Moyers began his lengthy public nervous breakdown. Already well-known as an insufferable jerk, it turns out Moyers is also a crazy megalomaniac, too. . . . According to Moyers, the reason these right-wing radicals focused on him...is that he 'didn't play by the conventional rules of Beltway journalism.' That and the giant piece of tinfoil on his head."

- Columnist Ann Coulter


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Some Comments on the Book Review “Sleepers”
by Lorenzo Carcaterra. Who lied and who I complained about lustily in my review HERE.
from Blogcritics:
I read this book too, I found it amazing as well, and since I thought it was non-fiction, I too was shocked. After a while I realized through modern media and a person who is a DA in new york city, that there is no such case. Carcaterra never justified the book, acting like he is protecting the characters in the book. I liked the book a lot, and the movie was excellent too, it is unfortunate that he claimed it was non-fiction, but guess what, nobody would have talked about this book unless it was portrayed as non fiction. I too will not read his books again.

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More Thoughts on “Sleepers”:
from BlogCritics:
Patfish, We have all read books that twist the truth, and most of us have had instances where we believed the purported \"facts\" contained within, and became outraged or angry, or went on a personal jihad - until someone rubs our nose in the true reality of the subject matter.

This is one aspect of being a passionate reader, a passionate person. The big suck comes when you write about your new found perspective in a public forum, and suffer the humiliation of having your naiveté ruthlessly exposed. I know what this feels like...

However, to ascribe lies and misrepresentation solely to lefty liberal books, news reports, politics, or whatever, and to have it change how you view the world? I have to ask, how solid was the foundation of your belief system to begin with?

For every left wing lie, there is a right wing lie. If someone tells you different, they\'re lying.

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On the book review “Death in White Bear Lake” by Barry Siegel
Review HERE
from BlogCritics:
Comments: Siegel has more than this book to his credit, both true-crime accounts (0553081152 Shades of Grey; B0006YW9B8 Justice: The Case of Two Young Killers) and legal-thriller fiction (0345430840 The Perfect Witness; 0345413105 Actual Innocence; 0345438221 Lines of Defense).

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From John and Patsy Ramsey
On MY speculation on who killed the little beauty queen. Which also included two book reviews on the Jonbenet Ramsey case.
Note the excellent rebuttal against my theory.
you are obviously uninformed about the jonbenet ramsey murder. john and patsy did not do it.
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Another True Crime Nut Case
Posted to the Kaitlyn Mae Book Blog, evidently someone is taking exception to my early on speculation re Mark Lunsford’s “Jessica Lunsford” fund. He was asked about it on Greta, he didn’t deny it and I thought it was in poor taste. Especially at that time.

But ah…such intelligent dialogue from the commenter.
i agree with anonymous. you are a disgusting woman and you make me sick. how can you write such horrible speculation and actually sign your name to it. that devastated family just lost their little girl in the most horrible way and you mam are adding to that pain. it is not rare to be heavily asleep but you probably didn't even take that into account since you are such a negative person. whata waste of oxygen you are kaitlyn mae.

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Via email-on Katie Couric
Katie Couric post HERE
Hi,

I'm 41 yrs of age. I grew up watching NBC Today Show. I've been watching Katie Couric on NBC Today morning show since 1993. I'm an Air Force Vet. I was enlisted for 11 years. I got out in September 1992. My husband retired from the Air Force after 22 yrs of service (1 Jun 04).

I'm so sick of Katie Couric. She's such a CHEEZY chick. Thank goodness she no longer talks about Alley anymore. Does anyone even know the name of her second daughter?????

Katie is no longer CUTE & she goes for the "cheezy" labels. People kiss up to her because of NBC, but if she were "regular" SUE on the street.........most wouldn't give her the time of day.....................she's such a FAKE, big TEETH loud mouth.

I use to be a REAL fan of Katie Couric until I read a publication about her private life & how both of her young daughter have emotional problems. I feel Katie should stay home with her children & be a "real" mother. Once her daughters are older, then she can re-enter the public......she should stop trying to be such a "fake" & get REAL!!!!!!!!!

TWO Thumbs down for Katie Couric.


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On My Final Thoughts on American Idol
I’m pretty sure my husband wrote this.
Final Thoughts/American Idol post HERE
Comments: Sorry to disagree but for me American Idol appeals to the lowest common denominator.


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June 06, 2005

Week Passed:Deep Throat;Houses Slide; Fiction-Award Winning Story from Book; TV-Fox's "Hell's Kitchen".

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Sunday Political Talk Shows
It was Deep Throat all the time. At some point all the players in that ridiculous over-hyped saga of American history were on some show. Though tennis spared us from “Meet the Press”.

The Amnesty International loon, that organization that called Gitmo another “gulag” was on Fox News Sunday. Mike Wallace, God Bless Him, asked him:

“Did you contribute the maximum allowed to John Kerry’s presidential campaign?” The loon answered that he did, but, but, but…

“Did you contribute $1,000 to Ted Kennedy’s senate campaign?”
Again the loon answered that he did, but, but, but.

No buts about it. The Dems are behind this Amnesty International foolishness. It doesn’t matter if they embarrass America. It’s all about THEM and THEIR power.

America Teen Missing in Aruba
Natalee Holloway had her bags packed and passport at the ready. But she never met the plane that would bring her back to Atlanta.

There will be an update on this in tomorrow’s true crime update.

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International

EU Constitution Rejected by Dutch and British

It was a sad, bad week for Jacques Chirac and the elites currently crafting the EU constitution that we may know bleu cheese from Rocquefort.

The Dutch and the French voters turned the EU constitution down handily, by a two to one vote in Holland.

Scuttlebutt has it that England is thinking of not even putting the issue to their voters.

Original Post Here
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National

Deep Throat Identity Revealed
In retrospect it’s all rather tawdry. A bitter snitch who was found guilty for the SAME crimes for which he turned this country’s history upside down, turned out to be the man they called Deep Throat during the Watergate controversy.

Original Post Here

New SEC Chief Nominated
Consensus is that Chris Cox is a good man for the job.

Which means the two or three Democrats left in the Senate will filibuster.
Original Post Here

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Bush press conference
Two surprises during this month’s promised press conference.

Original Post HERE

LaGuna Beach California Houses Sliding Down Hill
Red Cross opens disaster center and no one comes from the multi-million mansions to sleep on the offered floor.

Original Post HERE

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Job Numbers Report Not Up to Expectations
So WHO made the predictions? Based on what?
Original Post HERE
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The Supremes

Arthur Andersen Verdict Thrown Out
Still not decided if case to be tried again.


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True Crime

Ohio High School Graduate Shoots Family/Friends at Graduation Celebration
And no one seems to know why.

Original Post Here

Papa Jackson Defends Son
Using an argument you won’t believe.

Original Post HERE

Watch to Hit the Radar This Coming Week

When All Else Fails, Impeach the Guy
Taking a page from Watergate, the latest Democratic attack on the lawfully elected President is to formulate, from thin air if need be, an impeachment argument.

Puff it up to something way bigger than it is, get an “unnamed source” and boom, invented crimes.

Loser John F. Kerry is expected to bring up just such an issue this coming week.

When congress finally returns from the Memorial Day Recess while the President was back in DC and working, wink, wink.

Political Cartoon of the Week
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Flower Power

" Don't go near this bush. It's Mrs. Price's prize hydrangea. It's over 50 years old, is well established and needs no effort from the gardening staff."

Harold "Boots" Malone made a mental note of this warning from his new boss, the Price Estate's head gardener.

"Just get yourself on the inside," his friend and cell mate Lenny "Eyebrows" Sharp had told him. Boots and Eyebrows had both been serving time for breaking and entering at which time Boots learned a thing or two about thievery from the more experienced Eyebrows.

"Once inside, study the place. Learn the weaknesses of the security system. Find out who on the staff is a goof- off. Sooner or later you'll find a flaw in every system. Then when I get out of here, Boots, we'll be ready to make a big score. Me and you will never have to work another day in our life, even at being a thief."

Eyebrows let out a loud guffaw with this witticism and slapped Boots on the back. Boots was scheduled for release the following day. Eyebrows had another three months to serve. The pair had plotted and schemed away the prison hours. Their final plan was to have Boots get on the inside of some fabulously wealthy estate and survey the setup. If Eyebrows was right, Boots would figure out what was worth taking and pinpoint the weak points in security.

It didn't take Boots long to discover the Price Estate held a wealth of expensive jewels. They were all carefully stored in the mansion's big wall safe but Boots had soon enough discovered the weak point Eyebrows had predicted would exist.

At first Boots was dismayed to discover that all household and garden help were routinely searched upon exit for any valuables that might be hidden on their persons. Then he remembered Eyebrows' admonition.

"Just pay attention and the first day I'm out of here, tell me the layout. There's no fence I can't climb, no barriers to hold me in. I'm counting on you to be the sleuth," Eyebrows told Boots the day he left jail.

Boots was quite proud at having discovered the hole in security within the first week of his employment. Seems old Wanda Price liked to take a nap in the sunroom every afternoon. Many days the nap followed an afternoon out for Mrs. Price, at which time she often wore some of her pricier jewels. Only the jewels tended to poke and prod Mrs. Price as she snored in her rocker, so before falling asleep she would remove her necklaces and bracelets and lay them on the table by the rocker.

It was Boots' job to water all the plants in the sunroom.

"Just walk around quietly and water the plants. The old lady sleeps sound and you won't wake her," the foreman had told Boots.

One day Boots stuffed an exquisite sapphire necklace and diamond bracelet into the pockets of his overalls. The old lady didn't stir. All Boots had to do was figure out where to hide the jewels until Eyebrows got paroled. Then Boots could leave the retrieval up to Eyebrows.

Since Boots couldn't carry the jewelry past the main gate due to the daily inspection, he was very proud of himself when he came up with the idea of burying the jewels below the prized hydrangea. The gardener foreman said no one else went near the thing, so Boots crouched below the pendulous branches, dug a hole and with the jewelry safely deposited in a clean can, buried the loot close to the bush's roots and where no one should wander.

'Eyebrows will figure how to climb that wall, dig up the jewelry and get out of here without detection. He'll be so proud of me,' Boots thought after burying his tenth can full of jewels. Mrs. Price never seemed to remember the jewelry she'd removed during her afternoon nap

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Indeed, Eyebrows was very proud of the job Boots had done, both in the sleuthing and the stash that awaited below the old hydrangea. As promised, Eyebrows figured out how to silence the alarms and scale the big wall. Boots led him to the hydrangea. The pair begin to dig and within a few minutes were pulling up cans full of priceless jewels.

"Okay, hands up," a voice shouted from a loud speaker. Boots and Eyebrows turned to the sound but were blinded by the brightness of a flood light fixed upon them.

"Thought you guys were going to get away with some jewelry, didja?" the crusty detective said as he twisted the handcuffs on the thieving pair.

Eyebrows shot Boots a disgusted look.

"I don't know how they could know, Eyebrows, honest. No one was ever around when I buried the cans," Boots whined.

Old Mrs. Price let out a horse laugh.

"It took a while before I began missing my jewels. Then I had no idea how to find them. We were sure no one had left the property with them. Too bad the old hydrangea bush gave you away."

Mrs. Price pointed to the big bush. The eyes of Boots and Eyebrows followed the point but saw nought but the bush's huge blue blossoms.

"This hydrangea's been blooming pink for the past 49 years. This year we have blue blooms. And you know why is this?"

Neither Boots or Eyebrows had any horticultural experience much less knowing the color of hydrangea blooms.

Mrs. Price brayed loudly . "Because of the metal from the cans you buried so close to its roots! Hydrangea blooms reflect the acidity of the soil. Your tin cans began to rust and leach into the soil. When the bush's roots soaked up the acid it changed the color of the blooms. I had the foreman dig around and guess what he found?"

Mrs. Price held up an old tomato soup can for Boots and Eyebrows to view.

"And since we found the jewels, we figured it was only a matter of time before the thieves came to retrieve their treasures," Mrs. Price finished her spiel and laughed again.

"You boys are going back to the slammer to plan your next heist. Plan to stay away from flowers, though," the detective said, pushing the pair to the waiting police car.

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"Hell's Kitchen"

On Monday, 5/30/05, Fox premiered another reality show. This one is called "Hell's Kitchen". Which is a restaurant in Hollywood that the finalist will win if said finalist makes it through twelve elimination rounds. One such elimination happened in the first episode.

The show relies a lot on Chef Ramsey, a nasty fellow who is the arbiter of all things food. There's a lot of The Apprentice on this show in that contestants are eliminated on a weekly basis and after some sort of challenge. Contestants are also split into teams and there's the drama of the interaction, one such interesting drama that will set the scene for weeks to come occurred last night in the premiere episode.

As best I could I collected the names of all contestants, following:

Jessica-headhunter
Dewberry-baker
Andrew-office assitant
Wendy, account manager
Elsie, administrative assistant.
Mary Ellen-bartender
Michael, Chef
Jimmy-purchasing supervisor
Ralph, chef
Jeff
Carolann, administrative assistant
Elsie

And then there's Jeanne Phillipe, the maitre d' imported from London for class and color.

As for Chef Ramsey, it isn't lost on me that his nastiness is supposed to be part of the fabric of the show. If last night was any indication, this man is totally not believable.

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Someone needs to tell Fox that the secret to developing a harsh persona into a character of interest is by putting something loveable in the character. Simon, on American Idol, is such a character. Dr. House, on Fox's show "House" is another.

Both of these characters are harsh, strange and often critical. But each also has a softness that can be mined from time to time. So far, Chef Ramsey has demonstrated no soft side. If Fox thinks those little vignettes where Ramsey discusses the videoed events, when he states firmly that to go easy on his charges would be to help create a chef destined for failure and yes, the great chef cares too much, makes up for his dumping food on the would-be chefs or unceremoniously throwing it in the trash, then Fox needs to think again.

Although the producers think it is just these incidences when Ramsey is angrily berating his charges or thrusting a plate full of food on their body that will most enthrall viewers.

And last night it was a bit of a hoot to witness such a thing. Over and over we watched Ramsey hold up a plate of risotto that was stuck to the bowl, or pull a young contestant aside and spend many minutes just screaming and berating him. In other words it is this type of dysfunctional behavior that the camera hones in on.

I don't think that's enough to carry the show.

He also appears to have no idea how to run a restaurant.

It might be nice to see Chef Ramsey actually try to TEACH someone something for a change of pace. His many methods of humiliating people will wear thin after many more episodes.

Also, the premise of this first show stretched my believability in Chef Ramsey. The challenge was to have the contestants in charge of opening the Hell's Kitchen restaurant. Customers came into the new and hip eatery and sat. And they sat. And they sat.

While two would-be chefs were assigned to be waiters constantly warned Ramsey that people were getting angry and leaving, the vaunted Chef would not allow but few dishes to pass his inspection and be served to those who ordered.

Once a chef-waiter warned that a couple had been waiting two hours. Ramsey said he didn't care and this was a bit way out for me to swallow. If this fellow had been a Chef then surely he knew that getting the food to the diners was paramount. Yes, service and taste are important but His Imperiousness was fussy and critical and his emotions seemed to take precedence over actually serving the customers.

Chef Ramsey doesn't hold his nastiness to his chef trainees either. He hurled insults to several customers as well, another unbelievable action albeit kind of funny as it was meant to be.

Finally Ramsey "closed" down the kitchen leaving the diplomat Jeanne Phillipe with the task of notifying those customers still waiting for dinner.

A strange thing, this closing of the restaurant's kitchen, but still a hoot.

The "blue team" won and a contestant named Carolann was eliminated.

It is only now that the individual personalities of the contestants begin to gel for the viewers.

Elsie of the red team was blessed by Chef Ramsey with a compliment and charged with choosing two teammates for elimination. From these two Ramsey would decide on one to be sent home.

Viewers are treated to a scene where Elsie discusses the contest with Dewberry (yes, that's his name). Dewberry laments that he'll not be upset if he's sent home; that it all was a grand experience. Elsie pats him on the back and tells him he's not going anywhere. Since Elsie was in charge of choosing two teammates to be considered for elimination by Chef Ramsey, Dewberry thought he was safe.

In the boardroom, oops, sorry, it was a kitchen, Elsie named Dewberry to both the viewers' and Dewberry's shock.

Since Dewberry wasn't chosen for elimination by Chef Ramsey he'll still be around for future challenges and Dewberry vowed to get even with Elsie. Thus setting up an inter-contestant drama to entice viewers to tune in.

Which I shall for at least one more episode. I'm entertained by Ramsey's anger and haughtiness but the show will have to offer more substance than just a nasty guy being nasty to people to keep my interest through twelve elimination rounds.

Finally, I'd like to add that the constant bleeps of Chef Ramsey's vulgar language is very annoying. The bleeps are supposed to add dimension to Ramsey's nastiness I suppose but hey, it's really not cute. Not at all.

June 04, 2005

Sunday Daily Update-6/5/05

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It's Impeachment Time!
For when all else fails, and in honor of the revelation of the tawdry Deep Throat, impeach the guy lawfully elected in the largest majority in history.

Which is just what loser John Kerry wants to do.

Look for this pathetic bid for attention to hit the radar in the upcoming week.

Breaking News from NewsMax.com

Kerry Touts Bush Impeachment Memo

Failed presidential candidate John Kerry said Thursday that he intends to confront Congress with a document touted by critics of President Bush as evidence that he committed impeachable crimes by falsifying evidence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

"When I go back [to Washington] on Monday, I am going to raise the issue," Kerry said, referring to the Downing Street Memo in an interview with Massachusetts' Standard Times newspaper.

June 03, 2005

Saturday Update

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Do They Really Know?
Got into a discussion on FreeRepublic over the news that “economists” had predicted 185,000 but came up short with reports of 78,000 jobs.

Who are these economists and on what basis are they making this prediction?

The unemployment rate is 5.1% which is considered the percentage of normal attrition and job change.

Anyway, there is no conclusion I suppose except boo-hoo, there’s jobs out there and they can be fo