True Crime 2/10/2008

It's the second True Crime post of the week and we learn more about the beautiful newsbabe who assaulted an off-duty cop.

Plus lots more on the tiger incident...those fine fellas getting ready to sue because hey, they DESERVE bucks for abusing a magnificent animal causing its death.

Hiker Meredith's body found, her dog taken home...lots more on this.

And folks, the teachers keep molesting the students. When will this stop and will the mighty teachers' unions ever address the matter?

Finally, pregnant marine missing and fine man throws four young children off of a bridge.

How UGLY Are You?

You're SO ugly.......

You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.

If ugliness were bricks, you would be the Great Wall Of China.

You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application.

If ugliness was a crime, you'd get the electric chair.

You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you Shit Happens.

You're so ugly, your mate won't have to worry about birth control...your face
will do just fine.

You're so ugly, you could model for death threats.

You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.

You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.

You're so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection turns to stone.

You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you.

You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.

You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped
your parents.

You're so ugly, you stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for

You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo.

Your girl is so ugly, you gave her a hickey and got a mouthful of fur.

You're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by phone.

You're so ugly, when your mother went into labour your father went into shock.

You're so ugly, everytime your mother looks at you she says to herself, "Damn, I should've just given head."

I know why you look like a horse, because I saw your mother grazing in the field.

You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.

You're so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.

You're so ugly, they call you Taco Bell, when people see you they run for the border.

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring you in.

You're so ugly, I took you to see the zookeeper and he said, "Thanks for bringing him back."

Quote of How Ugly are You

You're so ugly, you mother had to get drunk before she breast fed you.

You're so ugly, you went to a freak show and got a permanent job.

You're so ugly, the police sketch artists are afraid to draw you.

You're so ugly, when you get sick they call the vet.

You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.

You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.

You're so ugly, everytime you go out you get chased by the dog catcher.

You're so ugly, when you jerk off your hand tries to fall asleep.

You're so ugly, you can't hail a bus.

You're so ugly, they call you Moses because every time you step in the lake, the water parts.

You're so ugly, you give Freddy Kruegger nightmares.

You're so ugly, they let you park in handicapped spaces.

You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.

You're so ugly, when you went to the zoo they refused to let you out.

You're so ugly, you can't get a date off the calendar.

You're so ugly, when your mother went into labour the doctors went on strike.

You're so ugly, your last name is Link and your first is Missing.

You're so ugly, people put your picture in their car window as an anti-theft device.

You're so ugly, that you can turn milk into yogurt, just by looking at it.

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Man Kills and EATS Girlfriend

If we know one thing about Christopher McCuin we know that his mother is NOT proud of her boy.

Deputies responding to a 911 call in this East Texas town found a gruesome scene: a human ear boiling in a pot on a stovetop and a hunk of flesh impaled on a fork sitting atop a plate on the kitchen table.

Authorities believe that the man arrested in the death of his 21-year-old girlfriend cooked parts of her body and may have tried to eat them - actions they said he described to them in the emergency call that led them to the grisly discovery.

For it was McCuin's mother who discovered the remains of her son's girlfriend. It was McCuin's mother who flagged down a cop in her horror.

It was the cops, however, who discovered some of victim Jana Shearer's body parts busily cooking away in McCuin's kitchen.

McCuin has a long history of violence and, indeed, he'd even, the very night he murdered his girlfriend, attacked and stabbed his estranged wife's male friend.

Time for this guy to put somewhere dark and under close guard. This is a fellow who will NEVER be rehabilitated.

Fine Fellow Throws Four Young Children Off Bridge

Until Hurricane Katrina I knew little about the Vietnam immigrants who earned a living shrimping off of America's coasts. Like many oriental Americans, these Vietnamese shrimpers were considered hard workers who generally lived quiet, law-abiding lives.

Lam Luong, however, had an altercation with his wife and for whatever horrific reason decided to throw his very young children in a river.

A man angered after a dispute with his wife confessed to tossing his four young children off a bridge, authorities said Wednesday as they searched murky waters for the bodies.

Lam Luong, 37, who is charged with four counts of capital murder, told authorities Tuesday night that he drove to the Dauphin Island bridge and dropped the children from a span that reaches 80 feet in places, said Detective Scott Rivera.

May these innocents be happy in heaven, safe in the arms of Jesus.

Philly Beautiful Newsbabe Thrown Off the Air for Attacking Cop

This story was first covered on this Blog, HERE.

Alycia Lane is quite the Latino firecracker it would seem. This woman, a co-anchor on local Philly station KWY-TV news, seems to have no sense of humility. Her antics include sending pics of her bikini-clad self to a football newscaster, appeared on Dr. Phil crying about a divorce, and recently Lane got all involved in some police matter that occurred while she was on a date with a local DJ.

Alycia Lane

The pair came upon a police action in progress and Lane got in the middle of it all. When a female police officer pulled Lane out of the way Lane let loose a stream of obscenities, ending and beginning with "Do you know who I am?"

Folks, this woman got a great big piece of the American pie and everything this country has to offer. Her salary is reported at $700,000 a year.

Now she has no job.

How much does a little humility cost?

PHILADELPHIA - A TV station fired a local anchorwoman who has been off the air since she was charged with striking a New York City police officer.

Alycia Lane "has been released from her contract effective immediately," KYW-TV said in a statement Monday, the day the telegenic brunette was due back on air.

Another Teacher Pervert

I still wait some condemnation by the mighty teachers' unions across the fruited plains over this "problem" some of the teachers seem to have with keeping their hands off the youth.

Yes, it's very few, very, very few, teachers involved in this sort of perversion, I understand this. But it was very few priests involved in the scandals that rocked the church but the Catholic church was excoriated for not acting quickly enough.

Why are the teachers given such leeway?

SPRING, Texas -- A high school teacher has been accused of having sex with a student in a classroom, KPRC Local 2 reported Tuesday.

According to court documents, the assistant principal of Westfield High School caught English teacher Shannon Hrozek, 42, performing a sex act on a 16-year-old male student on Jan. 3.

This fine paragon of a female teacher was caught giving a male student oral sex in a classroom!

Here's my question...perhaps I've been out of the dating scene a bit too long, but are there no more adult males in this country who would quite enjoy allowing this little lady to give them some pleasant oral ministrations?

And if the youth of the recipient of her sexual pleasure is part of the thrill, well does this perverted woman have to use a STUDENT? Couldn't she hang out at the local burger joint and find a horny adolescent to enjoy some up close time with?

Teachers, ladies and gems, no matter the smirks and the disparity of punishments between the males and females of the profession, should LEAVE THE STUDENTS ALONE!


Can't they get a clause to this effect in all teacher's contracts? Evidently common sense isn't working.

Autopsy on Hiker Meredith Emerson Released

Meredith Emerson was decapitated after taking a blunt force hit to her head. Other information regarding Emerson's death include the disturbing fact that she might have been alive for as long as three days before she died.

DECATUR -- Dr. Kris Sperry, Chief Medical Examiner for the State of Georgia, has determined that Meredith Emerson died from blunt force trauma to the head. Dr. Sperry indicated that after Ms. Emerson received the lethal injuries, she was decapitated.

Emerson's alleged murderer, Gary Hilton, is also suspected in the deaths of two hikers earlier last year.

In another bittersweet note, Meredith's dog is claimed and taken home by her bereaved parents.
has been handed over to the young woman's parents, according to the animal hospital that took care of the dog for several days after he was found in the search for his owner.

Debbie Adams at Creekside Animal Hospital in Cumming said Tuesday Ella left the clinic Sunday morning.

Pregnant Marine Missing

This True Crime just hit the air waves recently and for now, it's bizarre.

Jacksonville - A pregnant Marine based at Camp Lejeune has been missing since before Christmas, and the Onslow County Sheriff's Department is investigating her disappearance.

First, so okay, I confess ignorance. I had no idea women could even BE marines, much less pregnant women.

Second, it's not at all clear if this woman is married but she is very pregnant.

Third, the disappearance is ominous in that her cell phone was left behind. She'd been missing since before Christmas. People don't just run off, especially pregnant people, before Christmas, to remain gone for this long. Leaving a cell phone behind is a sure sign of foul play.

Finally, a rather vague tidbit bandied about is that Maria Francis was due to testify about something, the details of this unknown at the time of this writing.

This has the markings of a major True Crime. We'll be keeping an eye on it.

Fine Attorney Geragos Gets on SF Tiger Case

A magnificent and very innocent animal is dead. A young man who should be planning a long life left before him has been buried. Two young men survived their little bit of ill-thought nastiness.

The San Francisco zoo has been exposed as a case study in how NOT to run a business, even with a Zoo Director pulling in $300,000 for NOT doing his job.

All of this is bad enough but enter, stage right, the fellow whose picture should be under the phrase "ambulance chasing attorney with no morals whatsoever".

Indeed we speak of Mark Geragos, defender of Michael Jackson just for one example.

Geragos is on the job, ladies and gems. For this fine attorney has to make his two cretin clients- who thought a Christmas day spent pelting a tiger with rocks from a slingshot would be great fun more- human and likeable. Most normal folks don't think much of these two boys and their thoughtless behavior.

But young men will be young men and these aren't the first young men to do something dumb. I'm sure they didn't expect that big tiger to get out of that cage to kill their friend and chase them until an attack on their tormenting selves could be made.

Mark Geragos thinks these fine young men deserve a lot of money but Geragos has to lie and cheat and create a different reality to turn a potential jury into a group of sob sisters that will give his clients lots of bucks. 1/3 of which said bucks will go to Geragos, heh.

We begin with stage one of the plan...make the young hoodlums seem more human. Thus we have this story by one of Tatiana's tormenters as told to a London newspaper.

A TERRIFIED teenager last night told how he came within seconds of being mauled to death by a man-eating tiger.

It had the young man in its clutches moments after killing his friend as it rampaged through a zoo.

Driven wild by the taste of blood, the Siberian tiger was holding the 19-year-old down and about to break his neck when marksmen opened fire.

On to stage two of the Geragos plan, blame everyone else but those who caused the mess. Thus Geragos, to great hoopla, releases his letter sent to San Francisco authorities lambasting them for daring to cast aspersions on his little alter boy clients.

(01-07) 19:58 PST SAN FRANCISCO -- The attorney for the two brothers who survived the fatal tiger attack at the San Francisco Zoo has accused officials there of knowingly maintaining a tiger grotto that "couldn't hold a house cat" and demands that city officials apologize for waging a "character assassination campaign" against his clients.

"We will hold everyone involved accountable for every single instance of this outrageous behavior," attorney Mark Geragos wrote on behalf of his clients, Paul and Kulbir Dhaliwal. Geragos denounced what he called an effort to "sully the reputation of our clients by lying to the press."

"We demand that the city and the zoo immediately retract and apologize for these untrue, defamatory statements," he wrote.


Folks, we're going to watch this Geragos nonsense as it plays out. This is a fellow who can teach us all how to be a slimy weasel with not a moral one.

Geragos has a great venue in which to continue his methodical plan to change the truth. California, especially San Francisco, loves criminals and loves to set them free. We are reminded of the famous and very intelligent OJ jury.

FOCUS ON Natalee Holloway
In May of 2005, Natalee Holloway, a recent graduate just barely of age, joined some of her school mates on a much-anticipated graduation trip to the island paradise of Aruba.

Came the time to fly back home, Natalee was nowhere to be found.

The last time Natalee was seen she was leaving with three locals, one Deepak Kalpoe and his brother Satish. Also along was Joran Vandersloot, a local kid known to frequent Aruba's night spots trolling for pretty American girls.

For two and a half year the Aruban and Dutch investigators fooled around with this case, "arresting" many suspects, including those three Aruban brats, then letting them go.

Suddenly, in November of 2007 Joran and the Kalpoe brothers are arrested. An announcement by Aruban authorities came with news of the arrests that "new and incriminating" evidence had been found.

Will justice ever come for Natalee Holloway?

Below a list of links of stories on this Blog since Natalee first went missing.

First post about Natalee's disappearance from an Internet newsgroup
Paulus Vandersloot Arrested
Last three boys seen with Natalee Holloway arrested
Suspect Boys Seen Dumping Large trash bag in landfill
Alabama Governor Calls for Boycott of Aruba
Aruban investigators call Beth Holloway Twitty biggest impediment to investigation
Theory of Aruban authorities on what happened to Natalee
New "arrests" made on Holloway case
Natalee's parents file lawsuit against Vandersloots
John Ramsey and Natalee Holloway's Mom
Three Suspects Re-Arrested -November 07
Joran Released from Jail

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