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Daily Updates W/E 12/31/05

Be On the Lookout For...this Coming Week

…Important Calendar change at week’s end. Take note.

Coming as a New Year's Treat-The Best Short Story Ever Written
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Day- Friday Date-12/30/05


-An appropriate political cartoon ends the year

DAILY UPDATE


The Picture Says It All

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TV Events of Note

Dateline NBC (New)
NBC: Friday, December 30 8:00 PM
Newsmagazine

A farmer is charged with killing another farmer with whom he had been feuding for years; a woman is charged with murdering her baby.
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Rudolph's Shiny New Year
FAM: Friday, December 30 9:00 PM
Holiday-children special, Animated Christmas

The red-nosed reindeer sets out in a midnight fog to find Happy, the New Year baby. Voices: Red Skelton, Frank Gorshin. Animated.

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Daily Update: Day- Thursday Date- 12/29/05

-The mighty Washington Post takes on a Blogger
...and lie about everything. What are they scared of?


Today's Auxiliary Blog Post
...Because there's more to life than politics.

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Here's an Ad We'd Like to See.

For there's another politically incorrect word which desperately needs to be banished from the language.

The word? VICTORY.

One member of the House of Lords doesn't even know what the word means!
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Here's a pop culture Blast from the Past.

Remember the Runaway Bride? How about the smoking monkey?
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A frazzled woman writes of all the knowledge she's gleaned from the Internet in this Fishgiggles.

So why won't she lick a stamp or use a pay phone?
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Day- Thursday Date- 12/29/05


DAILY UPDATE


The Washington Post and the Blogger
One really has to wonder how a grand newspaper like the Washington Post feels a need to lie, and there's no other word for it, about a little citizen Blogger.

Said Blogger having been invited to embed with the troops in the military, said Blogger having raised all the money to travel to Iraq from his readers, said Blogger obtaining the necessary credentials required for embeds all on his own.

The Blogger is Bill Roggio, a citizen journalist who grew weary of the Lamestream media about what's going in Iraq and who jumped at the chance to Blog live directly from within the theater of war.

Yet the WAPO got every fact wrong as concerns Roggio. Facts that could have easily been checked. Then the WAPO went on to misrepresent everything about Roggio's story and to misrepresent it so egregiously that one can only conclude the WAPO set out to lie at the inception of its article.

Why?

Could this citizen journalist be a threat to the mighty WAPO?

Heh. Well Bloggers are a threat to the WAPO and all the lying elite media organs that hate America.

Mr. Roggio provided especially fine fodder for the first Lamestream direct attack on a Blogger.

Below is an excerpt from Mr. Roggio's correction of the deceitful WAPO article about him. It's a long excerpt because note how many things the WAPO got wrong!

In the interest of fair and balance, here's a link to the original WAPO article on Roggio.



The "Facts"

There are several factual errors in this story, all of which could have been easily verified by direct questions to me, by reviewing my "About" pages at either ThreatsWatch.org or The Fourth Rail, or by asking some questions within their own organization.
I conducted an email interview with Mr. Finer from Iraq. This interview consisted of a single email exchange, and never once were the facts below addressed in any follow up questions.

I am not a "retired soldier", as that would have required me to serve in the military for twenty plus years. I spent four years on active duty and two years in the National Guard. The article also indicates that I am currently in Iraq and embedded with the Marines in Western Anbar. I am not. I returned home on December 20th.

I was not credentialed by the American Enterprise Institute. This would be impossible as the needed press credentials must be provided by a media organization. A friend suggested I approach the American Enterprise Magazine, which is a periodical published by the American Enterprise Institute. We were unable to work out an agreement, so I searched for an alternative.

Another friend suggested I contact The Weekly Standard. Richard Starr was happy to help and provided the necessary credentials to embed. Also, Rod Breakenridge of the Canadian talk radio show The World Tonight kindly provided documentation for credentials as well. The two letters allowed me to successfully embed, and there were no questions about my credentials in Baghdad or elsewhere.

The Weekly Standard or Mr. Breakenridge did not establish any preconditions for providing the credentials, nor did they fund my trip in any way. I wrote a single article for The Weekly Standard about Election Day in Barwana, and gave two phone interviews from Iraq to The World Tonight.

Finally, The Washington Post astonishingly misrepresents the entire embed process. Captain Jeffery Pool, the Public Affairs Officer for the 2nd Marine Division is quoted as saying "A thorough review of his work was taken into account before authorizing the embed." Perhaps my work was reviewed before extending the invite to embed, of this I have no knowledge. However, the military has absolutely no authority to "authorize the embed" that I am aware of.

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Daily Update: Day- Wednesday Date-12/28/05

-Why are the Democrats in the House of Lords blocking a resolution to denounce the head case who is the current President of Iran?

...Who asked Lord Wyden or Oregon to object to such a resolution?
...could this be a case of "follow the money?"


Today's Auxiliary Blog Post
...Because there's more to life than politics.

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In this Miscellany post we learn what's on America's dollar bill and what it all means.

Also, those soldiers guarding the tomb of the unknown soldier at Arlington cemetary. How do they get that job?
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Time for some New Year's Fiction.

She's sworn off men. Forever.

Then she meets two of them on a spooky ski lift of all places.

She must decide who's the good guy and who's the criminal.
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All across the land there will featured peeks at this past year. In this Blast from the Past we re-visit Bush's second term inauguration early in 2005.

This might be the last occasion the man was able to be happy.
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Day- Wednesday Date- 12/28/05


DAILY UPDATE


Why Are the Democrats Objecting to This?

We all know Iran is a problem. Their nutso President, formerly one of the fellows who held Americans hostage during the Carter presidency. Recently, Ahmadinejad came out with a bunch of anti-Israeli statements. Including his assertion that the Holocaust never happened.

So Lord Wyden, a Democrat from Oregon, blocks the resolution introduced by Pennsylvania's Lord Santorum denouncing this head case. Lord Wyden's reason? Because his Democrat colleagues told him to!

Why?

Why on earth are the Democrats in the House of Lords blocking a denunciation of Iran? And why is the flying below the radar.

Do the Democrats have some special love for Iran? Even though Iran was long ago declared part of the Axis of Evil by President Bush?

Follow the money. It doesn't matter if it comes from our enemy. The Democrats want to re-gain their power.

Follow the money.


The New York Sun reports that Democrats blocked the adoption of a resolution denouncing Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for his anti-Semitic remarks and Holocaust denial until a demand for an Iranian plebescite and self-determination free of the Guardian Council had been removed. The objection officially came from Senator Wyden (D-OR), who then told the Senate that, uh, he didn't have a problem with the resolution, but that his colleagues did -- who displayed their intestinal fortitude by hiding behind Wyden's skirts:

When Mr. Santorum moved to introduce the resolution last Friday, Senator Wyden, a Democrat of Oregon, registered an unusual objection. According to the Congressional Record, Mr. Wyden told Mr. Santorum on the Senate floor that he was objecting to the resolution because his Democratic colleagues in the Senate had asked him too. Mr. Wyden did not say who asked him to issue the objection.

"While I personally am vehemently opposed to the statements that have been made by the president of Iran," Mr. Wyden said, "I have been asked by the members on this side of the aisle to object, and I do so object."

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Daily Update: Day- Tuesday Date-12/27/05
-Shoppers poisoned in Russia
...same strange smell at Russian school last week. What is going on?

-Cheney gives reporters along on Iraq trip some scoop
...information obtained during Iraq invasion to be released

-Palestinian President in hospital
...one report says he's visiting friend, another says he's critical?


Today's Auxiliary Blog Post
...Because there's more to life than politics.

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It's a sad and tragic True Crime Post that includes a man who murdered his children by rat poison and a toddler is scalded.

It all ends with a funny mini-movie of a true crime gone terribly wrong
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It's the Holiday season and a 2 year old named Kaitlyn ponders the concept of Santa Claus.

In this Kaitlyn missive, Grandmother describes the little learning machines that are human babies and how Kaitlyn uses the "schlippers" to extend her bedtime.
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In this Comments post there's complaints about my reviews on The Apprentice and Surface.

Also lots of comments on Impeaching President Bush.
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Day- Tuesday Date- 12/27/05


DAILY UPDATE


Shoppers Poisoned in Russia

I understand the strange smell referred to in the report. Because there is an additive made in propane gas and if there is a leak you can smell it. Allegedly this is the gas used to scare or poison who knows, Russian shoppers.

What's really weird is that in the past week there were reports of this same gas released in Russian schools.


From Alertnet.org

ST PETERSBURG, Russia, Dec 26 (Reuters) - Dozens of shoppers in Russia's second city of St Petersburg were treated by doctors on Monday after breathing in a mystery gas in a trading centre, emergency workers said. A spokesman for the Emergencies Ministry said 70 people had appealed for help after smelling the gas. Unexplained canisters had been found in two other shops of the Maksidom chain, and the shops had been evacuated.

"Some of the them have been hospitalised. In one of the Maksidom shops, an unknown gas was dispersed," said Andrei Alyabyev, the ministry spokesman.

Merkantan Used in St. Petersburg Gas Attack

ST. PETERSBURG. Dec 26 (Interfax) - According to preliminary data, the substance merkantan was used in the mass poisoning in the Maksidom store in St. Petersburg, a source in the St. Petersburg Prosecutor's Office told Interfax.

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So What's the Truth?

The President of Palestine was reported as being rushed to the hospital in critical condition by the French press. Now his son reports that Abbas was only visiting a friend.

Now folks, there's a big difference between visiting someone in the hospital and being rushed there for a critical condition. Hardly anything someone would mistake.

When the lies fly in the Mideast it's time to get concerned.


From AFP:

RAMALLAH, West Bank : Palestinian Authority President Mahmud Abbas was hospitalised urgently in Ramallah, medical sources said.

The sources did not provide any additional information about his health condition or the reason for his hospitalisation.

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Blockbuster News

If not now, it soon will be. Because Dick Cheney revealed to reporters traveling with him to Iraq that soon the administration will be releasing documents obtained after the Iraqi invasion that will, well I say it will make the Democrats look stupid. Cheney says the release of this information will shore up how this administration is handling National Security.

Either way, this information dump will likely be bigger say, than the Natasha Plame/Joe Wilson nonsense.


From The Weekly Standard:

I]t appears the Bush administration will continue to make the case aggressively that Americans are better off because of its conduct of national security policy, including the Iraq war.

That effort will likely include the release of documents and other materials captured in postwar Iraq. In recent weeks, senior Bush administration and intelligence officials have been discussing several plans to expedite the public release of those materials. According to officials familiar with their contents, the documents provide an unfiltered look inside a criminal regime that brutalized its own citizens, bought off numerous European politicians, and provided significant support to transregional terrorists.

Per Dick Cheney:
"There's a temptation for people to sit around and say, well, gee, [9/11] was just a one-off affair, they didn't really mean it. Bottom line is, we've been very active and very aggressive defending the nation and using the tools at our disposal to do that. That ranges from everything to going into Afghanistan and closing down the terrorist camps, rounding up al Qaeda wherever we can find them in the world, to an active robust intelligence program, putting out rewards, the capture of bad guys, and the Patriot Act...Either we're serious about fighting the war on terror or we're not. Either we believe that there are individuals out there doing everything they can to try to launch more attacks, to try to get ever deadlier weapons to use against [us], or we don't. The president and I believe very deeply that there's a hell of a threat, that it's there for anybody who wants to look at it. And that our obligation and responsibility, given our job, is to do everything in our power to defeat the terrorists. And that's exactly what we're doing."

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Daily Update: Day- Monday Date-12/26/05

-Merry Christmas, Hate Your President
...in Moonbatville Berkley, California

-Pope chastises the U.N. from the Papal pulpit
...is the U.N. listening?


Today's Auxiliary Blog Post
...Because there's more to life than politics.

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In this Week Just Passed we re-visit Bush's press conference. Also, the NY Times NSA Leak, the failure of the Patriot Act and ANWR drilling goes down.
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It's a Notable/Quotable and we've got some fine ones. Including Lord Reid of the House of Lords complaining about majority ruling.

Also, Chris Rock and a supreme truth about the morning coffee.
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Time to get ready for winter penguin batting practice.

In this Web Site of the Week we can do just that. An intriguing, captivating little game.
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Day- Monday Date-12/26/05


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Merry Christmas, Hate Your President

The Moonbats in Berkley California sell Bush bashing items. The IN thing for holiday d cor this year.


From Yahoo.com
Bobble-head Jesus dolls and glow-in-the-dark Virgins de Guadalupe were available at Oddball novelty store in Berkeley as Christmas Eve neared, but the last Saddam Hussein and Bush action figures set was gone from the window.
"People seem to be grooving on it. They love to make fun of Bush. They love to hate him," [the store's owner said].

Bush is fashioned with cowboy boots, a leather jacket, jeans and a denim shirt. The doll comes with a toy Bible and bucket of oil.

Hussein is adorned with green military fatigues and comes with a container labeled weapons of mass destruction and a book titled "World Domination for Dummies."

"They are really cool," a store worker, who gave her name only as "Gina," said of the action figures. "It is funny, when you think about it, because both of them are so (screwed) up."

And, for masking odors in cars, Oddball sold hanging air fresheners bearing Bush's face and the words "dumbass head on a string".

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Pope Smacks UN in Christmas Message

The thugs and thieves running Darfur should be stopped. And they should be stopped by a world body created just to stop such things.

The United Nations.

Of course they won't do it. They haven't done one good thing since that august international body was taken over by the sons of camels.

Popes tend to get good reaction when they chastise from the pulpit. Because what is happening in Darfur is a crime only a slight bit smaller than the crime of the U.N. ignoring it.


From Breitbart.com

In the message in which the pope traditionally focuses on the world's trouble spots, Benedict called for protection of the rights of people "experiencing tragic humanitarian crises, such as those in Darfur and other regions of central Africa."

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Friday

Gossip-Letterman Restraining Order; Pic of Week-Bottled Water for Dogs

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Bob Novak Leaving CNN

We rather like Bob Novak in a fashion. Certainly his involvement in the Plame scandal intrigues. We also were watching CNN on the day that Novak walked off the set. Well who wouldn’t walk off the set as one can only take so much James Carville.

Novak will, to no one’s surprise, be a contributor on Fox News Channel.



NEW YORK, Dec. 16, 2005 (AP Online delivered by Newstex) -- Commentator Robert Novak, who hasn't been seen on CNN since swearing and storming off the set in August, will leave the network after 25 years and join Fox News Channel as a contributor next month.

Image hosted by Photobucket.comNovak, 74, said Friday he probably would have left CNN anyway when his contract expired this month even if it hadn't been for the incident.

The suspension actually served to eliminate a delicate problem for CNN, which had received some criticism for keeping the political columnist on the air with his involvement in the CIA leak case.

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The Judge Is the Most Pathetic Here

What on earth was that judge thinking when he granted a restraining order to a kookie David Letterman fan? This because the crazy lady alleged Letterman was “thinking of her” and using code words to convince her to marry him.

So she gets a restraining order to keep Letterman away from her.

Oooookay.

And some wacko judge GRANTS THE RESTRAINING ORDER!

What a waste of court time and resources.


From Yahoo:

Letterman Lawyers Fight Restraining Order
Wednesday December 21 12:28 PM ET

Attorneys for television talk show host David Letterman want a judge to quash a
restraining order granted to a Santa Fe woman who contends the celebrity used
code words to show that he wanted to marry her and train her as his co-host.

A state judge granted a temporary restraining order to Colleen Nestler, who alleged in a request filed last Thursday that Letterman has forced her to go bankrupt and caused her "mental cruelty" and "sleep deprivation" since May 1994.

Nestler requested that Letterman, who tapes his show in New York, stay at least three yards away and not "think of me, and release me from his mental harassment
and hammering."

Attorneys for Letterman, in a motion filed Tuesday, contend the order is without merit and asked state District Judge Daniel Sanchez to quash it.

"Celebrities deserve protection of their reputation and legal rights when the occasional fan becomes dangerous or deluded," Albuquerque attorney Pat Rogers wrote in the motion.

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Bono? Gates Couple Named Time “People of Year”

Had Jennifer Aniston just showed her boobs she would have gotten the nod.

Heh.

So okay, Gates and wife, maybe. Michelle Malkin does an excellent analysis on the hypocrisy of naming Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, and his wife, people of the year. In that Time never gave Gates any credit for founding only the greatest software company on the planet.

AND BONO! Go to hell. This guy doesn’t have a thing going for him save a wacky mission to absolve African thugs and despots of their debt. Debt they wouldn’t have if they would allow their people to properly farm the land and engage in commerce.

Here’s an article written by my own wise self about the time Bono forgot his hat.




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Driver ticketed in carpool lane cites fetus as passenger

This has been tried before and the case is not likely a winner.

What’s especially notable in this story is the fact that, according to the article, the statute doesn’t define a “person”. On the surface it might seem a simple thing.

Legislators shouldn’t be passing laws unless they do their job.

Oddly, this case might have ramifications on the whole abortion issue.


From Azcentral.com:

Sarah Muench and Geri Koeppel
The Arizona Republic
Dec. 14, 2005 01:55 PM

A pregnant Ahwatukee Foothills woman ticketed for driving in a carpool lane will take her case to court in January, when she'll argue that her unborn child counts as a passenger.

Candace Dickinson, 23, hopes to overturn her penalty and prove her point that even though her child was still in the womb while she was driving on Interstate 10 on Nov. 8 in Ahwatukee Foothills, it still counted as a second person.

Frank Valenzuela, spokesman for the Arizona Department of Public Safety, said a vehicle can't occupy the high-occupancy vehicle lane unless two or more persons are in it. The statute doesn't define what a "person" is.

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Arlo Guthrie Raises Money for New Orleans

Two things here. First Guthrie has that wonderful song about New Orleans…”I’ve gone five hundred miles till the day is done…”. He’s perfect for the task as Arlo himself envisioned in the quote below.

Second, notice Guthrie didn’t rent a canoe, hire some cameramen and go out in search of publicity in the flood waters of that city. Like someone named Bono.

We’ll see if Guthrie is next year’s Time Person of the Year.



From Powerline:

Arlo placed the idea for the tour in context as we sat and talked just before the entourage's performance at the Canopy Club in Champaign, Ill., Saturday afternoon.

"We saw this disaster unfold in New Orleans, on a level that probably hadn't been seen since the Dust Bowl era, ...and I wanted to do something that would actually help, not just get caught up in the bureaucracy of support. Then I noticed a little scroll coming across the TV screen that noted that Amtrak was resuming service of The City of New Orleans to New Orleans -- and I had an idea.

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"Maybe we could ride the train down from Chicago and target some help for the kind of musician that my father was -- playing for tips, playing for beer, in the little clubs, the bars, the street corners. If we can get some instruments into their hands, get the soundboards back into the clubs, microphones into churches and schools and the other places where the music is learned, give the city its voice -- we'd also get more people back into the city to listen to music."

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To End 2005

A pic and a cartoon.

Happy New Year!

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Thursday

Blast from Past-Remember the Runaway Bride?; Ads-VICTORY No More; Fishgiggles

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Remember the Runaway Bride?

How about the smoking monkey?

Here’s a Pop Culture Blast from the Past. Bound to bring a smile.


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God Bless America
If there’s a story, if it will sell, if Ebay will auction it off, than an enterprising American somewhere will capitalize on it.

Some cite this tendency the reason why America is hated but come on, ‘Jennifer’s High Tailin’ Hot Sauce’? Runaway Bride action figures?

Yes if Jennifer Wilbanks, shoplifter, kook and owner of buggy eyes, thought her life so muddled that she had to run from it, well her trials and tribulations are just beginning. For she will now have to face a lifetime of ridicule and by me that may be the best punishment of all.

HERE
ATLANTA (AP) — Maybe hot sauce is the cure for cold feet.

‘‘Jennifer’s High Tailin’ Hot Sauce,’’ a nod to the saga of runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks, has sold briskly since its debut Wednesday.

‘‘I’m in the hot sauce business and this is the hottest thing I’ve got right now,’’ said ‘‘Pappy’’ David Ryan, who runs Pappy’s Peppers in Lawrenceville, Ga. and says he’s sold 10 cases of the private-label sauce.

He’s not the only one cashing in: Herobuilders.com, a Danbury, Conn.-based manufacturer, has sold out of its first batch of 250 Runaway Bride action figures at $24.95 each.

The foot-tall figures feature a dark-haired woman in jogging pants with a colorful towel similar to the one Wilbanks wore over her head and a midriff-baring jogging shirt that says ‘‘Vegas Baby.’’

Wilbanks items have also flooded eBay since a man auctioned off a slice of toast carved with a drawing of the runaway bride for $15,400. (The winning bidder has refused to pay.)

‘‘It’s an unbelievably incredible story,’’ said Emil Vicale, who owns Herobuilders.com. ‘‘We had over a million hits in one day. That’s never happened before.’’

As a public service for yon readers eager to order this merchandise, links are so provided.

TO ORDER RUNAWAY BRIDE HOT PEPPER SAUCE

TO ORDER RUNAWAY BRIDE ACTION FIGURE

You are very welcome.

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The Mysterious Piano Man
Many consider it an ongoing scam of some sort, the sudden appearance of a man on an English beach, dressed in full party regalia with missing tags. He has since remained mute save for the surprise of playing the piano fluidly.

If it is a scam then it’s a very well-thought out one.

FROM THE SCOTSMAN
The man, in his twenties or thirties, was found dressed in a smart suit and tie, wandering aimlessly near Sheerness, Kent on 7 April.

He has not uttered a word and is nervous of people, but surprised his carers by giving a virtuoso performance on a piano.

A spokesman for West Kent NHS Trust, which is following up the leads from the National Missing Persons Helpline, said it will take several days to sort through them.

But many of them have already proved fruitless. Dozens of people had suggested he was Swedish musician Martin Sturfalt, 26, who bears a striking similarity to the mystery man.

The concert pianist, who spends time in London and Stockholm, even received calls from worried friends asking if he was well.

Michael Camp, the Piano Man’s social worker, said he was hopeful that one of the calls would prove fruitful, but was beginning to lose faith that the man’s identity would ever be known.

He said: "It’s been such a long time. If nobody can name this guy then I don’t see how we can possibly find out."

In a recent update

FROM THE DAILY TELEGRAPH:
Care worker Michael Camp said: "He has still not uttered a single word. He will take meals three times a day but returns immediately to his music and still recoils from human contact."

Despite 300 possible identities, there was no breakthrough. Police said they have cut the list to three.

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Rapist School Teacher Finally Marries Her “Victim”
We hear the rights to photos and videotape of the wedding ran anywhere from $60,000 to $100,000.

We also hear that Vili and Mary Kay need the money.

Not that theirs is not a marriage of wedded bliss and not that we don't wish them well.

This spacey lady twelve years older than her “husband”. Said husband having no discernible job with a bleak future being a high school dropout. I’m pretty sure Mary Kay won’t be teaching school anymore.

And so God Bless America again. They are playing the public as fools. We’ll see if they win.
FROM YAHOO.com
Mary Kay & Vili's Wedding!
Entertainment Tonight
May 20, 2005

After seven years apart and eight months of wedding preparations,ex-teacher MARY KAY LETOURNEAU and her former student VILI FUALAAU have finally said "I do" in a private ceremony on Friday. JANN CARL was the only reporter invited to the wedding.

The bride wore a white gown embroidered with handmade lace flowers and approximately 200 people attended the ceremony, which was held at the Columbia Winery in Woodinville, WA, about 20 miles northeast of Seattle.

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The Smoking Monkey
Husband has been bemoaning the fate of the smoking monkey for a week now.

“All she wants to do is have a quiet smoke,” husband lamented. “The tobacco police won’t even leave the monkeys alone.

For the monkey has been fitted with a patch and has been weaned from her nasty habit.

The exact thing the tobacco Nazis would love to do to every smoker in America.

Soon. It’s coming soon.

Then the SUV Nazis and Fastfood Nazis can begin their campaign.

With enough time we will be a sainted, albeit miserable, nation.

FROM THE BBC
A chimpanzee has taken up smoking and spitting, according to China's Xinhua news agency.

It is unclear why Feili, 13, has started smoking but her zoo keeper said it was because she was frustrated.

She has turned from a "gentle girl" into a "shrew", said Liu Bing, director of Zhengzhou zoo, Henan province.

Mr Liu said Feili's partner at the zoo was 28 years her senior, and was unable "to meet her sexual demands".

Feili was not addicted to nicotine, he said, but was just imitating tourists.


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Internet Truths

Came across this missive, a funny but almost true saga of the daily messages of emails and Blogs. Below this is yet another saga to cause even more angst.


To All My Online Friends:

As the holidays approach, my heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.

Extra thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue on envelopes 'cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope.

Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from nor send packages by UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.

I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

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I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike.

I no longer have to buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.

I no longer worry about my soul because at last count I have 363,214 angels looking out for me.

Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time)

I no longer have any money at all - but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special email program.

Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favor!

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM (CDT) this afternoon. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next-door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician.

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And Now…Dryer Lint Screens!

To start the New Year, we add the following to the anguish of the woman above.


Wash Your Dryer Lint Screens

I received this e-mail from a friend and felt I should share it:

"I had a wonderful morning, the heating unit went out of my dryer! Why does everything seem to fall apart this time of year!? The guy that fixes things went in to the dryer and pulled out the lint filter. It was clean. We always clean the lint from the filter after every load of clothes.

He told us that he wanted to show us something. He took the filter over to the sink and ran hot water over it. Now, this thing is like a mesh - I'm sure you know what your dryer's lint filter looks like - WELL... the hot water just laid on top of the mesh! It didn't go through it at all!

He told us that dryer sheets cause a film over that mesh and that's what burns out the heating unit. You can't SEE the film, but it's there. He said the best way to keep your dryer working for a very long time (and to keep your electric bill lower) is to take that filter out and wash it with hot soapy water and an old toothbrush (or other brush) at least every six months. He said that makes the life of the dryer at least twice as long! How about that? Learn something new every day!"

I certainly didn't know dryer sheets would do that. So, thought I'd share! Note: I went to dryer and tested my screen by running water on it. The water collected a little but ran though the screen. I dried it off and was ready to put it back in the dryer since the water ran through it but, I thought what the heck it
won't hurt to wash it while I had it out.

Warm soap water and a nylon brush and I had it done in 30 seconds. I then ran the water over the screen and what a difference! The water just gushed through it with no puddling at all and this time I was running the water at a faster rate. That repairman knew what he was talking about!


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Wednesday

Miscellany-the Many MEanings of a Dollar Bill; Fiction-A New Year's Eve Double Date; Blast from Past

Coming as a New Year's Treat-The Best Short Story Ever Written
To Be Published Monday 1/2/06

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ONE DOLLAR BILL



Take out a one dollar bill. The one dollar bill you're looking at first came off the presses in 1957 in its present design.

This so-called paper money is in fact a cotton and linen blend, with red and blue minute silk fibers running through it.

It is actually material.

We've all washed it without it falling apart. A special blend of ink is used, the contents we will never know.

It is overprinted with symbols and then it is starched to make it water resistant and pressed to give it that nice crisp look.

If you look on the front of the bill, you will see the United States Treasury Seal.

On the top you will see the scales for a balanced budget.

In the center you have a carpenter's square, a tool used for an even cut.

Underneath is the Key to the United States Treasury.

That's all pretty easy to figure out, but what is on the back of that dollar bill is something we should all know.

If you turn the bill over, you will see two circles.

Both circles, together, comprise the Great Seal of the United States.

The First Continental Congress requested that Benjamin Franklin and a group of men come up with a Seal.

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It took them four years to accomplish this task and another two years to get it approved.

If you look at the left-hand circle, you will see a Pyramid. Notice the face is lighted, and the western side is dark.

This country was just beginning.

We had not begun to explore the West or decided what we could do for Western Civilization.

The Pyramid is uncapped, again signifying that we were not even close to being finished.

Inside the capstone you have the all-seeing eye, an ancient symbol for divinity.

It was Franklin's belief that one man couldn't do it alone, but a group of men, with the help of God, could do anything.

"IN GOD WE TRUST" is on this currency.The Latin above the pyramid, ANNUIT COEPTIS, means, "God has favored our undertaking."

The Latin below the pyramid, NOVUS ORDO SECLORUM, means, "a new order has begun."

At the base of the pyramid is the Roman numeral for 1776.

If you look at the right-hand circle, and check it carefully, you will learn that it is on every National Cemetery in the United States.

It is also on the Parade of Flags Walkway at the Bushnell, Florida National Cemetery, and is the centerpiece of most hero's monuments.

Slightly modified, it is the seal of the President of the United States, and it is always visible whenever he speaks, yet very few people know what the symbols mean.

The Bald Eagle was selected as a symbol for victory for two reasons:

First, he is not afraid of a storm; he is strong, and he is smart enough to soar above it.

Secondly, he wears no material crown. We had just broken from the King of England.

Alo, notice the shield is unsupported. This country can now stand on its own.

At the top of that shield you have a white bar signifying congress, a unifying factor.

We were coming together as one nation.

In the Eagle's beak you will read, "E PLURIBUS UNUM", meaning, "one nation from many people."

Above the Eagle, you have thirteen stars, representing the thirteen original colonies, and any clouds of misunderstanding rolling away.

Again, we were coming together as one.

Notice what the Eagle holds in his talons. He holds an olive branch and arrows. This country wants peace, but we will never be afraid to fight to preserve peace.

The Eagle always wants to face the olive branch, but in time of war, his gaze turns toward the arrows.

They say that the number 13 is an unlucky number.

This is almost a worldwide belief. You will usually never see a room numbered 13, or any hotels or motels with a 13th floor.


But think a bout this:

13 original colonies,

13 signers of the Declaration of Independence,

13 stripes on our flag,

13 steps on the Pyramid,

13 letters in the Latin above,

13 letters in "E Pluribus Unum,"

13 stars above the Eagle,

13 bars on that shield,

13 leaves on the olive branch,

13 fruits, and if you look closely,

13 arrows.

And, for minorities: the 13th Amendment.

I always ask people, "Why don't you know this?" Your children don't know this, and their history teachers don't know this.

Too many veterans have given up too much to ever let the meaning fade.

Many veterans remember coming home to an America that didn't care.

Too many veterans never came home at all.

Share this page with someone, so they can learn what is on the back of the UNITED STATES ONE DOLLAR BILL, and what it stands for...

Otherwise, they will probably never know...

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Guarding the Unknown Soldiers


1. How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the tomb of the Unknowns and why?

21 steps. It alludes to the twenty-one gun salute, which is the highest honor given any military or foreign dignitary.

2. How long does he hesitate after his about face to begin his return walk and why?

21 seconds for the same reason as answer number 1

3. Why are his gloves wet?

His gloves are moistened to prevent his losing his grip on the rifle.

4. Does he carry his rifle on the same shoulder all the time and if not, why not?

He carries the rifle on the shoulder away from the tomb. After his march across the path, he executes an about face and moves the rifle to the outside shoulder.

5. How often are the guards changed?

Guards are changed every thirty minutes, twenty-four hours a day, 365 days a year.

6. What are the physical traits of the guard limited to?

For a person to apply for guard duty at the tomb, he must be between 5' 10" and 6' 2" tall and his waist size cannot exceed 30." Other requirements of the guard:

They must commit 2 years of life to guard the tomb, live in a barracks under the tomb, and cannot drink any alcohol on or off duty for the rest of their lives. They cannot swear in public for the rest of their lives and cannot disgrace the uniform {fighting} or the tomb in any way. After two years, the guard is given a wreath pin that is worn on their lapel signifying they served as guard of the tomb. There are only 400 presently worn. The guard must obey these rules for the rest of their lives or give up the wreath pin.

The shoes are specially made with very thick soles to keep the heat and cold from their feet. There are metal heel plates that extend to the top of the shoe in order to make the loud click as they come to a halt. There are no wrinkles, folds or lint on the uniform. Guards dress for duty in front of a full-length mirror.

The first six months of duty a guard cannot talk to anyone, nor watch TV. All off duty time is spent studying the 175 notable people laid to rest in Arlington National Cemetery. A guard must memorize who they are and where they are interred. Among the notables are: President Taft, Joe E. Lewis {the boxer} and Medal of Honor winner Audie Murphy, {the most decorated soldier of WWII} of Hollywood fame.

Every guard spends five hours a day getting his uniforms ready for guard duty.

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ETERNAL REST GRANT THEM O LORD, AND LET PERPETUAL LIGHT SHINE UPON THEM.

In 2003 as Hurricane Isabelle was approaching Washington, DC, our US Senate/House took 2 days off with anticipation of the storm. On the ABC evening news, it was reported that because of the dangers from the hurricane, the military members assigned the duty of guarding the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier were given permission to suspend the assignment. They respectfully declined the offer, "No way, Sir!" Soaked to the skin, marching in the pelting rain of a tropical storm, they said that guarding the Tomb was not just an assignment, it was the highest honor that can be afforded to a serviceperson. The tomb has been patrolled continuously, 24/7, since 1930.

God Bless and keep them.

We can be very proud of our young men and women in the service no matter where they serve.

Peace is watching a sunset and knowing who to thank

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An Ode to America~


We rarely get a chance to see another country's editorial about the USA.

Read this excerpt from a Romanian Newspaper. The article was written by Mr. Cornel Nistorescu and published under the title "C"ntarea Americii, meaning "Ode To America") in the Romanian newspaper Evenimentulzilei.

"The Daily Event" or "News of the Day".

Why are Americans so united? They would not resemble one another even if you painted them all one color! They speak all the languages of the world and form an astonishing mixture of civilizations and religious beliefs. Still, the American tragedy turned three hundred million people into a hand put on the heart.

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Nobody rushed to accuse the White House, the army, and the secret services that they are only a bunch of losers. Nobody rushed to empty their bank accounts. Nobody rushed out onto the streets nearby to gape about. The Americans volunteered to donate blood and to give a helping hand.

After the first moments of panic, they raised their flag over the smoking ruins, putting on T-shirts, caps and ties in the colors of the national flag. They placed flags on buildings and cars as if in every place and on every car a government official or the president was passing.

On every occasion, they started singing their traditional song: "God Bless America!" I watched the live broadcast and rerun after rerun for hours listening to the story of the guy who went down one hundred floors with a woman in a wheelchair without knowing who she was, or of the Californian hockey player, who gave his life fighting with the terrorists and prevented the plane from hitting a target that could have killed other hundreds or thousands of people.

How on earth were they able to respond united as one human being? Imperceptibly, with every word and musical note, the memory of some turned into a modern myth of tragic heroes. And with every phone call, millions and millions of dollars were put in a collection aimed at rewarding not a man or a family, but a spirit, which no money can buy.

What on earth can unite the Americans in such a way? Their land? Their galloping history? Their economic Power? Money? I tried for hours to find an answer, humming songs and murmuring phrases with the risk of sounding commonplace.

I thought things over, but I reached only one conclusion...Only freedom can work such miracles.

Cornel Nistorescu

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The Goose In the Driveway

“Pat,” my husband shout-whispered. “Come here a minute.”

I slipped on my shoes and went to the front porch where he stood waiting.

“Seems we have a goose in the driveway.”

I followed husband’s pointing finger with my gaze. There, at the end of the driveway and by the mailbox, stood one of those resin geese that adorn various and sundry lots and gardens across the land. This goose had a piece of wood placed firmly upon his “feet” and a garland of berries around his neck. It was obviously placed there with the wooden anchor that he not move with the wind or rumble of passing cars. The neck garland reinforced what we knew.

Someone had placed this handsome fellow at the foot of our driveway and he was definitely meant to be a gift.

There was no identification on who gave the gift.

In fact, through this date, we have no idea who left the goose.

Earlier that morning, the Saturday before Christmas eve, the dogs did bark with a startle. They sleep by the bedroom window and are privy to what goes on right outside. I was sound asleep and didn’t know if I was dreaming or what. But I think I heard the slam of a car door. I certainly knew the dogs were seeing or hearing something out front. The dogs do bark at such as mail trucks, visitors to neighbors, children walking home from school. The Fedex man is an especially reviled vehicle as the dogs see it. Soon enough they stopped barking. I figured perhaps a neighbor had a visitor or was walking to their car.

Evidently we did have a visitor that morning and the visitor left the goose.

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If ever a gift could bring peace on earth and goodwill to man, it has to be this goose. For I don’t know who left it. Or why. But I must now be polite to everyone I meet in that, well how do I know THIS isn’t the goose gift giver?

So if whoever left the goose is reading this, thank you very much. The inhabitants of my neighborhood would know that I love resin lawn animals and have a yard full of them. There’s monkeys climbing ropes on the porch, herons peeking above the dried astilbe in the center lawn garden. A giraffe looks out from inside of a whiskey barrel. I suspect the gift giver was someone in the community. Surely if my family or a friend they would have left a note or notified me, right?

The goose will be added to the resin menagerie and will always mystify.
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A New Year's Eve Double Date

I was through with men; drop dead, honest-to-God, cross-my-heart-and-hope-to-die, through with men. I still liked men, mind you....very much. I still had some hope that there might be a man out there for me. But for New Year's Eve, 1994, and as a result of my resolution for 1995-I was definitely through with men.
It was time to reconnoiter, I had decided, as regards the men issue. In 1995, I had resolved, I was definitely going to seriously scrutinize that sign over my head that said "Weirdos stop here." For the three semi-serious relationships that I had with the males of my species in 1994 all ended up as disasters to have me examining my judgement of people, men in particular.
So when my friend Danielle called me about ten days before New Year's Eve and invited me to her drop-dead, neato New Year's party in a ski cabin located on a mountain near Aspen, I accepted eagerly, with no compunction for my total lack of any sort of date object. I was through with men and since this party would start in one year and end in the year of my resolution, I figured this was the perfect occasion to begin to be through with men. I accepted Danielle's kind offer, told her I would be dateless, then explained that I was through with men.
Danielle chuckled and informed me she would be taking bets on how long this resolution would last.
"Maybe I'll get all the stews to start up a little pool to see how long Marianne Josephine Grabinski will remain through with men," my friend and stewardess on the same airline with which I labored, said.
"You just go right on and do that, because I will be flying out to your mountain for a New Year's party followed by a day of skiing, unfettered and unencumbered by any man. And you know what" I continued, "I simply do not care and am not worried about it. No man is sure better that the ones I have been getting lately. You'll see.....this lady is through with men."

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Danielle was still chuckling as she hung up the phone. But I vowed that she would see. Marianne Josephine Grabinski was through with men, at least for one year. Little did I know that this New Year's eve party would be the occasion that I would finally meet the man of my dreams. And I would have TWO to chose from.

"So, I heard you were going to Danielle's little party," Eileen said in that gossipy way of the female. "I also heard," Eileen said, as she poured more coffee for the pilots, "that you were through with men. Could it possibly be?"
I busily arranged the Danish on the platters and pretended to be nonchalant. "You heard right, Eileen my good buddy. I am through with men. I can't believe you are even surprised. Or have you forgotten my last boyfriend, the charismatic Al, who stole everyone's wallet while pretending to be a magician. Or let's not forget the wonderful Ray, the drug dealer. Yup...this lady ain't bothering with any male type of beings until she figures out what is going wrong."
Eileen giggled, wished me luck, and carried the coffee to the pilots. I followed behind with my tray of Danish.
I was quite sure that Eileen remembered my former boyfriends, not to mention the pilot who ended up to be very married and very determined to stay that way.


New Year's eve, as well as New Year's day, were the happening holidays for airline personnel. While almost everyone in America had somewhere to go on Thanksgiving and Christmas, there was very little travel on the New Year's holidays. Many airline personnel postponed their Christmases until the New Year span, just to be insured of being with their families. For myself, I intended to hop a flight to Colorado the day before New Year's Eve, spend a quiet evening at the airline hotel, then have a rollicking New Year's Eve followed by a day of shushing down what Danielle assured me was a wonderful slope. When my co-workers, many of whom would be in attendance at Danielle's party, saw me without a man, then they would believe. Marianne Josephine Grabinski was through with men.

I couldn't believe my eyes when the hotel van dropped me off at the base of the mountain on which sat the little ski lodge that Danielle had obtained from a pilot for New Year's eve party use. The setting was spooky as all get out; a large mountain looming directly up from the curving road. What looked to be a rather ancient ski lift was rigged up, ostensibly to carry residents up the mountain to their lodges or to ski.
Danielle had given me instructions earlier in the day. "Just hop on a chair, push the button on the pole, and you will be delivered directly to the door of the lodge. When you hop off, push the button to stop it. It's the only way up."
I looked up at the mountain then surveyed the raggedy ski lift. This equipment had most definitely seen better days. I lugged my skis and pole to the lift chair adjacent to the button pole and pondered the wisdom of this trip.
"Hey, wait up!"
I heard a male voice call from somewhere, and turned to ascertain the source. A tall man was struggling up the little incline to the lift chair, dragging skis and poles behind him.
"I guess you are going up the mountain to the party?" the voice's owner said, huffing and puffing from his recent jog.
The fellow required some serious scrutiny.
He was a little over 6' tall, I judged. A shock of wheat-colored hair fell to completely cover one eye . His other eye was a very deep brown. Since I was through with men, I cut my appraisal short.
This guy, I thought, was no doubt an axe murderer and here I was at the base of this spooky mountain about to ride up with him on a rusty ski lift to some lodge in the sky.
There was, however, just he and I, and I had to consider my options.

"I wonder where all the other party people are?" I asked my breathless buddy. "Seems to me there should be other people here ready to go up."
"Beats me. I'm a co-pilot with National airlines, and I didn't know about the party until this morning. Caught the first flight from Philadelphia to get here. But, hey, this must be the right place cause you and I are here, right?"
Both of us studied the lift chair, then decided to jump on. Only I heard yet another male voice in the distance.
"Wait up!" the voice shouted.
Walking up the incline was yet another handsome male, calling for me to wait.
This particular fellow was wearing no ski apparel and carried no poles or skis.
"Wear you party clothes under your ski gear. And bring your poles and skis!" Danielle had exclaimed during her instructions. "Cause we will be sleeping over in the lodge then spend the next day...skiing!"
"You going to the New Year's party?" my Philadelphian called to the man loping up the slope. He wore a pair of jeans, a button-down shirt covered with a burgundy sweater, and a pair of tennis shoes. I could have smacked my city of brotherly love friend. Suppose this guy was the axe murderer?
The fellow finally reached the chair lift and introduced himself as Jack Roberts. My Philadelphia friend, who had introduced himself as Chad Rubinski, asked Mr. Roberts just where were his skis
"I don't ski, man," the Roberts fellow answered. Again, it was incumbent upon me to perform some serious female scrutiny. He was also over 6' tall, about 35 years old, I estimated. His hair was cropped close to his head in the manner of the then popular George Clooney of ER. He certainly had a set of interesting eyes.
They were cobalt blue and sparkled like...well like George Clooney's of ER. His chin was very square, resolute, I thought.
"I just came for the party. No skiing for me."

I was a little annoyed with Danielle, who did not warn me of this spooky setup. And where were the other people? Last I heard, there were over forty people expected. It was 9 o'clock, the time Danielle said to head up on the lift. Then again, I reasoned, maybe they will arrive in dribs and drabs, .just as had my two male companions. If we waited much longer, more would probably show.
Our trio observed the lift chair, and figured three of us could ride up together. If Jack had ski gear with him, we would not have fit. As it was, I felt better riding up with the two of them.
Chad reached over to push the button. The three of us had snuggled, a bit tightly I thought, into the lift chair. We held our breath that after the effort the thing wouldn't work. The lift began to move. Not that it was the safest transport in the world. The thing creaked and wheezed and bounced as it struggled up the mountain. I almost decided to jump off while I could without death, when it stopped.
Chad, Jack and myself sat in the lift chair and surveyed the quiet mountain. There were no lights visible that would indicate cabins or lodges or any human life. We all looked down. We were almost a hundred feet in the air, Chad estimated. To jump, even with a snow cushion, would not be wise.
Jack reached inside his sweater and pulled out a pack of cigarettes. He lit one up, and stretched his arm around the lift chair back directly behind me. He crossed his legs and shifted himself to comfort in his lift chair corner.
"Ain't this a fine mess," he said, exhaling a cloud of smoke. I figured a cigarette to be in order, and pulled out my own pack of smokes.
" Do you guys have to smoke?" Chad whined, pulling his head away from the smoke clouds.
Strike one against Chad, I thought. Doesn't like smokers.

"I don't know what to suggest here guys," Chad said, looking at the drop below and surveying the mountain in front. "We could just wait until someone else comes to get on the lift. Should be a crowd of people here soon, I would think."
It was obvious to me there wasn't any other choice. We couldn't jump. A pole, with spikes to climb down, was about fifty feet in front of us. In a life or death situation, I surmised, we could hang on the wire and go hand-over-hand to the pole and climb down to safety. It was dangerous though. The wire was covered with ice. We would just have to wait. I looked at my watch. It was ten after nine. There should have been loads of people about.
To make conversation, I thought I would quiz these fellows as to their occupations and hobbies. Chad I already knew to be a co-pilot with my own airline. I asked Jack what he did to earn a living. I figured there had to be an airline connection some how.
"I'm a mechanic, " Jack responded to my query. Ah, a mechanic. Airline mechanics make good money. And were stationed in one place. Good for families and wives. Although Chad, my co-pilot buddy made a handsome living too. He had a strike against him with the cigarettes already. Other than that, it was neck in neck.
" I wonder why nobody's here yet," Jack shouted in frustration.
Almost forty five minutes had passed since the lift stopped, and no one had showed up yet. The cold was getting serious, even with my ski clothes. Jack, I knew, had to be very cold. I had to admire his stamina. Not once did he complain.
Chad once again surveyed the surround and once again pronounced it hopeless.
Jack was getting to be positively jumpy. His lips were starting to turn a slight blue, and he was shivering.
"We are going to have to get help," he announced with a resolve that matched his chin.
I was impressed, very impressed. For by this time, I saw that as the case also. Another hour in that cold, I wasn’t sure we could make it. Jack definitely had a problem with his lack of warm clothes.

"I'm going to go hand-over-hand on the wire, get to the pole and climb down," Jack finally announced. "I'll get out to the road and flag down some help or I'll walk until I find help. You two just stay put. You should be okay for a while with your warm clothes."
Chad nodded solemnly, content to let Jack take the risk.
Jack climbed out of the chair lift, shaking the thing silly and scaring both me and the spineless Chad half to death. He managed to walk hand-over-hand over the icy wire and reached the pole safely. He placed his foot on the first spike on the pole and it held his weight safely. Slowly and carefully, Jack climbed down the pole. About five spikes down, a spike broke. Jack lost his grip and fell to the ground.
Other than a quick yelp of surprise, Chad and I did not hear another sound. Furiously we yelled to Jack on the ground below. He did not answer. Chad and I both leaned as far out of the chair as we could, beseeching an answer from Jack, or at least to see if he was all right. We could see nothing from our angle and through the wispy fog below.
"We have to help him, " I finally said.
"I know Marianne," Chad said quietly but made no move.
In desperation and fear, I reached right out and slapped the quiet Chad directly across the face.
"Listen to me! We have to get out of this chair. Jack is down there below, with a broken back or concussion. He needs help quick. And we have to get down sooner or later anyway...."
"I hear you Marianne," Chad answered in a monotone to my hysteria. "But I need to think this through."
I finally decided that I would get down off that thing myself. Chad, baby, I thought, of all the disgusting men I have encountered in this last disgusting year, you are the worst.

"Wait, Marianne," Chad grabbed me in my clumsy attempt to exit the lift. "It's not safe. How are you going to climb down the pole? You saw what happened to Jack. What on earth good would it to do for another one of us to get killed or seriously hurt? Hold on!" Chad shouted, then forced me back into the chair as I tried to exit upon hearing his stupid speech.
"I'm serious Marianne." Chad said through clenched teeth as he pinned me back down onto the chair, forcing me still with the full weight of his body. I stopped struggling. Please don't let me find out this guy is now some kind of rapist and will take advantage of me in this vulnerable position. Although it was so cold and the chair so wobbly I couldn't imagine any kind of lust thing going on in Chad's mind, much less rape on this swinging lift chair.
"Look," Chad began, as I sat up but remained still. "I have a plan. Listen. Our watches are wrong."
I straightened my ski jacket, then paused to consider. He was right! Colorado was two hours earlier in the time zone than from where Chad and I had come. It wasn't 10:25pm, as our watches indicated. It was 8:25pm. You'd think two airline people would have been more careful.
I said just this to Chad, who laughed along with me. He shook that shock of wheat hair out of his eyes, and I found myself gazing into two of the deepest and handsomest brown eyes I had seen in some time. Even Chad stopped his laughter with a thoughtful gaze into my own eyes. My stomach did some weird kind of flip-flop that had nothing to do with the fear I should have been feeling.


No! I pushed Mr. Chad away, firmly and with resolution. I was through. Through. And even if I wasn't, this Chad guy had already proven himself as unsuitable and without the bother of an awkward first date.
"But what about Jack?" I said, after Chad advised that the best thing to do was for us to wait.
"Here's the choice," Chad stated, "we try to get down to help Jack, whereby one of us falls, .just like Jack, and be of no help to him. Or we wait about twenty more minutes until someone shows up. I think it wise to wait."

Okay, so it made sense. This Chad guy still was a coward in my book, but his plan was sound. I would give it a half hour. After that, I told Chad, I was climbing down.
Exactly fifteen minutes later, the first guest arrived.
"Call the police!" Chad shouted as a man and a woman climbed up the incline, ostensibly to ride the lift to the party, only to find two people dangling on a broken chair lift. "Tell them to bring rescue equipment, and tell them that there may be an escaped prisoner badly injured. Make sure they check if there were any prison escapes recently."
I was so excited to see other humans, I almost didn't hear Chad's words. As they registered, I turned to look at him, my eyes filled with questions.
"Sssshhh," Chad commanded. The man and woman acknowledged Chad's instructions and ran back down the incline to seek help.
"I got suspicious of the guy when he put his arm around the back of the chair lift, " Chad was explaining to my mute and shocked self.
"His undershirt had prison numbers on it. When he shifted, I caught a glimpse of it where it stuck out from his shirt. It didn't register that they were prison numbers, just grey letters. At first I thought they were for laundry."
I was still quiet at Chad's explanations. Could we really have been on a ski lift with an escaped prisoner?
"Then I got to thinking why he didn't have any ski equipment. His explanation could have been right, but this with the prison numbers on the t-shirt, well. Then there was his haircut."
"Why didn't you say something?"
"First, I couldn't say anything while he was on the chair. Besides, I wasn't sure. It wasn't until he started to hand-walk the wire that I was fairly certain my suspicions were correct. I definitely saw a gun sticking out of his pants pocket."
"Well, why didn't you tell me then?" I asked in the ten minutes before help finally arrived.

"You were hysterical enough! If my first plan didn't work, and you insisted on climbing down, then I was going to tell you. I realized the time problem almost right away, but didn't want to say anything in front of this Jack guy. HE was operating under the right time, remember. Only he didn't know what time the party was to start. With us stuck with him on that ski lift, I figured it was best to have him believe people would be coming soon. I was quite glad when he decided to climb down, although I was pretty sure he would not send any kind of help. In fact, I don't think Jack is even down by that pole. I think he survived the fall and just took off."

The next few hours were chaos. The snow on that spooky mountain reflected the red, blue and yellow lights of the various rescue equipment and police cars.
They did find Jack, whose real name was Stanford Williams and was indeed, a recent escapee from nearby Waltherford prison. Mr. Williams did have a badly sprained ankle but had managed to hobble over to a nearby copse of woods. When our rescuers called the police as instructed by Chad and told them of Chad's suspicions that an escapee was nearby, the police came right up to the mountain. There had been a recent escape from the prison and the police were instantly alerted when our rescue call came through.
Danielle was beside herself over the incident and in tears over our possible danger. Although, she reminded both Chad and I, had we had the correct time we would not have met up with our prisoner friend, who just happened to consider the whole thing an opportunity for who could guess what.
"I don't know what he was planning," the crusty Colorado detective told Chad and I to our speculation. "Criminals don't reveal what they already did, much less what they plan to do. Most likely he was going to try and get some hostages, maybe even you two when you got up the mountain. Whatever was his plan, it wasn't a good one. The best thing that could have happened was that lift breaking."

We did have a little New Year's party that night, and managed to get it started a few minutes before midnight, Colorado time. At the stroke of midnight, I kissed the man who owned the deep brown eyes and who I had earlier thought to be a coward.
Chad pulled away, fumbled in his pocket, and pulled out a packet of mints. With a smile he stuck a mint in my mouth, then proceeded to kiss me again. We did things with that mint that I would have thought impossible.
I made a “new” New Year's resolution. I decided it was time for me to quit smoking.
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Seems Like Ages Ago

And yet last year, at this time, President Bush’s inauguration was in full swing. It might well have been the last happy time for the President. Soon to follow would be earthquakes, hurricanes, insurgents all the while accompanied by the donkey Dems serving as Greek chorus and finger-pointers in the background.



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Tuesday

True Crime-Tragedy at a Happy Time of Year; KAitlyn Takes off Her Slippers; Comments

Coming as a New Year's Treat-The Best Short Story Ever Written
To Be Published Monday 1/2/06


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Boy Kills Father Over Bad Grades

Then he set fire to the house to hide the body!

What’s really odd is the difference in the last names. Makes me wonder if Bruner wasn’t the boy’s stepfather.

What sort of desperation must a kid have to resort to such a thing? Or what sort of evil inside?


From NBC4.tv:

SANTA CLARA, Calif. -- A 15-year-old boy allegedly killed his father then set their home on fire because he was afraid his father would find out he was failing some classes, prosecutors said.

Ryan Watts was charged Friday with murdering his father, 50-year-old John E. Bruner, who was initially believed to have died in the fire earlier this week. He was charged as an adult.

Watts was arrested Wednesday after an autopsy determined that Bruner died from multiple gunshot wounds and not from the fire, Santa Clara police said.

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Man Uses Rat Poison to Kill His Three Children

The coward wasn’t brave enough to kill himself as he told police he planned to do. This is a tragic story because those children had already been taken from this family once. Note that bit about this couple losing another child through drowning.

I must wonder why God lets some people reproduce.

May those precious children rest in peace and may they be at God’s right hand side.



Twin Falls dad allegedly used rat poison to kill his three children

06:47 PM MST on Thursday, December 22, 2005
Adam Atchison
Idaho's NewsChannel 7

TWIN FALLS - More details were released in a Twin Falls courtroom today about the deaths of three Magic Valley children.

Their father, 33-year-old Jim Junior Nice, was arraigned this afternoon on three counts of first-degree murder.

Nice was arrested Wednesday after police found the three kids, Justin and Spencer, both age six, and Raquel, two-years-old, dead in his Twin Falls at 1831 4th Avenue East.

Image hosted by Photobucket.comDuring his arraignment today, prosecutors said Nice allegedly used rat poison to kill his children.

Nice was reportedly despondent over his recent divorce and did not want the kids to suffer because of it.

Police say when they arrived at Nice's Twin Falls house Wednesday morning they found the children lying on the floor dead. Foamy fluid was evident on one of the child's mouth, indicating to investigators that poisoning likely occurred.

A cousin told NewsChannel 7 the family suffered another loss a year-and-a-half ago when Nice's 22-month-old son Ian drowned in a nearby canal in May of 2004.

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Babysitter Charged In 2-Year-Old's Scalding Death

Then left the child to suffer in agony before death claimed the toddler.

Please, give this woman the death penalty.

A 2-Year-Old. Jesus.



From WRAL.com:

ORANGE COUNTY, N.C. -- Authorities said Thursday that a 2-year-old girl who was scalded to death earlier this week might have suffered for hours without treatment before she died.

Jamie Lee Wilson, 21, was arrested and charged with first-degree murder in the death of Briana Faucette, who suffered second- and third-degree burns on more than 40 percent of her body.

"They were second- and third-degree burns caused by hot scalding water," said Orange County District Attorney Jim Woodall.

According to a search warrantreleased Thursday, investigators said Wilson told them that she spilled boiling water on the floor and that Briana sat in it.

But Woodall said Wilson has changed her story a number of times during the investigation and believes the little girl was put into a tub of hot water.
Deputies took a temperature sample of water in the home that measured 140 degrees.

Investigators also took several items from Wilson's home including clothing, hair and possibly skin found on a dog food bag.

Woodall said that Wilson did not just burn the toddler, but left her dying in the house for hours before calling for help. When paramedics arrived, they found Briana already dead.

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Ending With a Smile

Though it’s still a crime, it’s also a hoot.

It’s fun to see criminals be so inept.


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The Saga of the Slippers

There can be nothing more magical than Christmas to a two-year old. Although Kaitlyn, frankly, is as circumspect as ever and one can see her little brows furrow at this Santa Claus fellow and who on earth he is.

At the prompting of various and sundry relatives baby girl does, however, express excitement. For now, she knows not what this Santa Claus does and how on earth he’s going to get down a chimney when her home has no chimney.

Since Christmas requires that all visit hither and yon, this Grandmother went to visit Kaitlyn a few days before Christmas. Bringing along the gift Mom-Mom bought for baby girl, pictured below.

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I spent the night at Kaitlyn’s house, spending some time with my own precious daughter and Kaitlyn’s father. It was at the appointed bedtime that Kaitlyn began the “saga of the slippers”.

Kaitlyn has never been much of a crier although make no mistake the child can curl that lower lip and cry with the best of them. It never lasts long, however, as Kaitlyn expects, and usually gets frankly, immediate gratification for whatever is making her cry. IF no gratification is forthcoming to ease her sobbing, Kaitlyn will usually resort to some other tactic to get her way.

She’s two years old and is, um, a bit willful. She’s at the age where she sees no reason why she shouldn’t get her way for as Kaitlyn sees it only she knows what will make Kaitlyn happy. Such as parents tend to put up obstacles in front of Kaitlyn’s desires and this requires that Kaitlyn work around the obstacles.

I was tipped off a bit when, earlier in the afternoon at Kaitlyn’s nap time, I heard Kaitlyn call out “I’m taking off my clothes.” A few minutes later my daughter came out of Kaitlyn’s room and informed us that Kaitlyn had, indeed, removed all of her clothes, even her diaper. This did alarm me in that it was a bit chilly and besides, why is she taking off her clothes?

“She started doing that until finally we had to let her take off her clothes. Then when she falls asleep we go in a re-dress her,” my daughter explained. At first, so my daughter informed me, they would panic when Kaitlyn took off her clothes and react by running in and re-dressing her. It became that, by use of the infamous disrobing technique, Kaitlyn had figured out a way to get her parents to respond. Thereby delaying her nap which is her intent.

It was later that night that Kailyn used the “slippers” technique to delay her bedtime. At first Kaitlyn cried. Mom-Mom was there and Kaitlyn saw no reason why she should have to go to bed just because she was tired, it was late and her lazy eye was all over the place. Kaitlyn’s Mom went in and concerned that perhaps Kaitlyn’s socks would not be sufficient to keep her feet warm, asked Kaitlyn if she wanted her slippers. Kaitlyn did NOT, at least then, want her slippers. She wanted to get up is what she wanted and slippers weren’t going to do it. So Mom didn’t get the slippers and closed the door to Kaitlyn’s room that she may continue her sobbing. As usual, the sobs soon stopped. It was on Kaitlyn to come up with another tactic.

“I want my schlippers,” she began to shout. “I want my schlippers”. My daughter looked at me and shrugged. “Well I did ask her if she needed her slippers so now I have to go in and put them on.” Which she did.

Soon my daughter comes out of Kaitlyn’s room, leaving Kaitlyn slippered and, ostensibly without complaints and ready to go to sleep.

“I’m taking them OFF,” came the warning from Kaitlyn’s room. “I’m taking the schlippers OFF.” This went on for about fifteen minutes as Kaitlyn continually warned everyone in the surround that she was removing the schlippers. “OFF,” the baby yelled, “I’m taking them OFF.”

Evidently this was meant to alarm her mother who had earlier went to the trouble of putting the slippers ON. Kaitlyn figured, as I surmise, that if her mother thought she needed the slippers than she’d put the fear of God into her mother and threaten to take them OFF.

My daughter and I giggled over the baby’s threats because it was rather comedic. Kaitlyn could care less about the slippers but she’s no fool, Kaitlyn Mae. Her mother put the things ON and Kaitlyn warned the world she was taking them OFF.

In due course the baby fell asleep as the slipper threats did not work.

Willful. They get willful at age two, testing and prodding and threatening. Their human brains are little learning machines, and they learn quick how to cajole and fool their parents. They want what THEY want and it’s no mind if what they want is bad for them. Such as avoiding bed and nap time until they’re slap happy.

Gotta admire the little human babies of the world. Of all the animals in the Kingdom, it is only the humans who master a language. Given enough time, they use the language, and their guile, to get their way.

If Mommy and Daddy let them.

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On My Satire

Impreach President Bush NOW!

Oh, it's satire! I get it! Well, Jonathan Swifts reputation is secure: irony and aggravation sit heavily on the comic humor required for satire.

As I understand it, the argument is that Bush didn't break the law and anyway he did it for national security.

I think he did break the letter of the law. He was obliged to secure warrants for wiretaps, and in the interest of 'hot pursuit' efficacy he was allowed 72 hours headstart, after which he was obliged to secure the warrant. Now I think there is an argument to be made by Bush, tho I haven't heard it yet from that quarter, that goes like this: "Aw what the heck. We already did the wiretap, so what good does it do to go back and get the warrants after the fact?" The counter to that is that first of all It's The Law, and second, Why Not? You got your taps, now go finish up the paperwork! Gee whiz, you already got a grace period even before you started.

So then the question is: "what good does it do to get the retrospective paperwork?" The answer is: "accountability". The law has surrendered prior control of the process (for expediency) to a posteriori accountability, which is a big concession. Hey guys, the least you can do is honor this compromise because you always get the permit anyhow!

OK, so Bush broke the law. It's just a little law, isn't it? One must wonder, if it is such a little law why does Bush not just do it right? I think the answer is that Bush wants to see himself as accountable to no one. Above the law. And I think this is a greater sin than chasing interns around the Oval Office, and since we've already lowered the Impeachment Bar to that level it makes him eligible for impeachment. QED.
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12:54 AMIf the Dems think they're going to be impeaching Bush on the NSA wiretaps they're even loonier than they have appeared to be so far. They are so many miles from any kind of impeachable offense here that they would need a freedom bus to get them there. The precedents support what Bush did in these instances and if they did manage to somehow swing an impeachment they'd turn Bush into a hero. Really dumb.
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12:58 AMAny move on impeachment would require bipartisan support, so that ain't gonna happen unless Bush walks out to the podium with a wiretap around his neck, a bloody shirt in one hand, and a knife in the other (or something).

Conyers is actually trying to build a case for impeachment on a wide set of grounds, including misleading the public on pre-war intelligence and breaking a host of laws. See above on where that's going to go.
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12:59 AMlike impeaching a president over a blowjob?

just curious

it would seem to me, that with FISA being the applicable Law here and the possibility of a violation involving the 4th and possibly 5th Amendments rather than a non-prosecuted "perjury" a slightly better legal argument could be made

not that i am in favor of persuing such a course of action, per se...

i'm just sayin'

Excelsior!
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01:04 AMYes, but in case you've forgotten, Conyers is a certified nutjob.

And Gonzo, you know that I know as well as you do that impeaching Clinton was a joke - but it wasn't over the blowjob, it was over lying about the blowjob.

A federal court already ruled FISA could be bypassed for security or urgency reasons back in 2002, so while FISA may apply, it's not ironclad by any means.
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01:07 AMConyers isn't a nutjob, he just has different views than you, Mr. Nalle. I think he's an interesting guy, though he's further to the left than I.
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*A federal court already ruled FISA could be bypassed for security or urgency reasons back in 2002*

a rational Thought...however one in return for you is that with the provision in FISA to gain a warrant up to 72 hours AFTER instigating a "tap" what possible reason could there be for NOT complying?

if it is vitally urgent, well then, tap away and you have up to 3 days to bring it before the Judge...there are even provisions to ensure that the entire proceedings remain secure (thus protecting any operational secrecy required)...

the record shows that since it's inception with around 2000 FISA authorized "taps" less than 10 (5 if memory serves), were rejected

so WHY not comply with the apparently applicable Law?

i can think of no good reason not to...clue me in if i missed something here

Excelsior!
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02:44 AMPatfish, I have got to say that I just loved your article. It is one of the only few that was both exiting and informative enough for me to actually complete. I usally give up on most of them for their dryness, political exaggerations and information and commentary that we have heard over and over again.

"If the Dems think they're going to be impeaching Bush on the NSA wiretaps they're even loonier than they have appeared to be so far."

Dave, if Hell freezes over and the Dems take over the House and Senate then it would be very likely.

The thing about Bush is that he is a Republican and most Republicans put the countries interests above their own. So he would resign, like Nixon did, so the country won't have to go through an impeachment hearing.
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03:20 AMYeah, there's no political exaggerations here.

Is anyone surprised that Anthony loved an article that had pictues in it?
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04:02 AMThis post had minor obvious exaggerations that were there to make a point and not meant to be the whole story and to be taken literally.

When I am talking about exaggerations on other posts I am talking about when they take one minor thing and twist and turn it and spice it up enough to make the story.

Patfish did not do that here. Patfish has a clear unexaggerated point.
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Moe
December 21, 2005
07:15 AMGonzo says "like impeaching a president over a blowjob?"

No it's more like impeaching a president over perjury.
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07:44 AMThank you Anthony for the kind words.

I did label the post as satire and I used satire as any fool can plainly see.

But the gist of the post is very clear and I'd argue very true.

They WANT to impeach Bush. They want to impeach a lawfully elected President who was elected by the largest majority...EVER. I would think even the Bush haters would take exception to the House of Lords trumping up some artificial drum beat to remove a lawfully elected President.

For someday the Bush haters will get their guy in office. Then it would be fair game on that guy. Please don't tell me Clinton and blow jobs. Clinton lied under oath; indeed he was disbarred for it. The opposition cheers when Scooter Libby gets indicted for the same thing, perhaps rightfully so. But quit changing the goal posts. We play football here in America. We're not idiots.

I've also read some more interesting info, out in the Blogosphere, about the NSA program that has their nads in a twitch. Some very, very intriguing stuff. Started by, let me make this CLEAR, Bill Clinton.

The real story behind the NSA flap is, indeed, potentially a real problem in terms of civil liberties. The House of Lords and House of Reps know about it, don't kid yourself. If Lord Rockefeller knows something trust that his NY Times speed dial is immediately put to use. I'll go out on a limb here and whisper that maybe he even told his Democratic colleagues.

It would seem, I'll try to summarize here, that there is a new technology that enables "data mining" of calls via telephone. Data mining done directly at the switchboard of the phone companies. The methodology involves voice recognition technology and the search for "key" phrases or terms.

Now I'm not as stupid as I look. I can see where the random application of this technology could potentially stomp all over the civil liberties of our own fine selves.

More than anything, I'd agree freely that this new technology should be open to congressional debate.

It should NOT be used to impeach President Bush and if any of you Bush haters disagree I really think you are lying. Bush is using an NSA program used by at least one President before him though he, through his many legal advisors, argue that the constitution and presidential power granted under the war powers act make such use legal.

Of course I know the Democrats are currently braying like the asses of their party icon. But if you don't believe they'd throw Bush out in a minute, even though the man did nothing more than protect Americans after its worst attack ever, I've got a bridge to sell you.

I'm doing more research on it and might do another post later. Just an FYI for now.

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About my review of "Surface"

NBC's Surface is an amazing show.

I'm just sorry that you watched only one episode in the middle of it and pronounced yourself uninterested.

It's a really great show - and I'm not some dumb teenager or couch potato. I have rarely watched any of the major network shows, but this one hooked me.

Sorry you didn't see the potential, and I hope short-sighted reviews like yours don't hold sway at NBC, because it does seem that they often cancel shows with great potential for some unknown reason.

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On the Apprentice

Now that the hoopla is over and Randal won the coveted title, it's interesting to look back on the many prognostications before the finale.

What's very interesting, for those who didn't know, is that Randal, by virtue of his "nay" to the suggestion, prevented Rebecca from ALSO sharing the title of The Donald's "Apprentice".

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Nah. It's Rebecca all the way on the Donald's show. Randal's the nicest guy on Earth but I don't think he has the shark mentality that Rebecca does. He's a go-getter and a great manager to be sure, but Rebecca is hardcore in a way that he simply isn't. (Without being the psycho that Alla was.)
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01:02 PMWhy woyuld you expect "Martha Style" tasks on Martha's Apprentice. Martha Stewart Omnimedia is a big business and it already has one domestic diva - they need managers.

Whta really killed Martha's Apprentice was two things - it came too late and it didn't have a unique hook. In the summer of 2005 alone we've had at least three "Apprentice wannabes" - The Cut, The Law Firm, and Hell's Kitchen - of which only Hell's Kitchen had a unique hook. If Burnett had been able to debut Martha's Apprentice the season after The Donald's version and before the wannabe's started showing up, it might well have succeeded.
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11:05 PMIt came as absolutely no surprise to me that Randal won. Like he said, Rebecca writes about business, Randal runs businesses. And, clearly, he's quite successful at it.

Compare their records as project managers. Compare who was always drafted. Who was let go as a weak link?

I just wouldn't believe Rebecca, with her lack of business experience, as a credible executive. Randal is totally believeable as an executive. And he actually is one.

I also thought that he did the right thing by not recommending that Rebecca also be hired when Trump suggested that she could also be hired. Both candidates are excellent but there can only be one hired, just like in real life.
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11:51 PMHow about Randal dissing Rebecca? The Donald gave Randal the choice of allowing him to also hire Rebecca, and Randal said no.

"It's called 'The Apprentice,' not 'The Apprenti," he said.

Wow.

Although Randal has the better resume, I think Rebecca would have been the better choice. I don't see Randal as being a great future leader of the Trump Organization. I think Rebecca had that potential.

Oh well.
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12:57 AMI think Rebecca was the better choice. And i dont think she would have dissed Randal like Randal did to her by not allowing the Trumpster to make her an apprentise too.
What should have happened is that after Randal said no to allowing Rebecca to become an apprentise with him, The Donald should have said ok ,well sinse you feel that way Randal..then Your fired...and Rebecca is the new apprentise...
Donald if you could only go back
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03:25 AMThe Finale was a huge disappointment. Both candidates should have been hired. I won't watch another season of The Apprentice.
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09:03 AMI agree with pb. But if Trump did that Al Sharpton and the NAACP would have been marching in front of Trump Tower this morning.
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09:18 AMAlla was the best choice but reminded Trump of Ivana. Rebecca was the next best female choice and Randal represented the most politically correct choice especially considering who Trump has already hired in previous shows.

Yes, I know Randal has practical business experience starting and running consulting businesses. Consultants do little more (what do they make, what do they produce, what real value do they add????) than tell a company what it already knows. They prepare a slick looking Power Point presentation, print up some glossy handouts, collect a check and they're gone. Much different than than a real manufacturing company, construction firm or retail business. A consulting business has some of the lowest barriers to entry. A nice "business" to start for someone with 5 academic degrees.
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11:41 AMI was pulling for Rebecca, but I came away thinking that Randall was the right choice, and that Randall was right in saying it was a one-person job interview. It would have lessened Randall's achievement if he had hired both. It's a one-winner game
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02:15 PMI have to say, I thought that it was pretty low what randal did to Rebecca at the end of the show.

He was already chosen as the Apprentice, to keep her from the opportunity of working for Mr. Trump for no real reason, was unbelievable.

The title is The Apprentice, and he was chosen as The Apprentice, but if he didn't keep her from the job because of any risk of his standing, the only other reason was because of his ego.

I like randal, I wanted him to win, I just lossed all respect for him when he made that last poor judgement call.
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02:46 PMHello people.....what's the problem. This is a show about competition. Randal if you recall won every time he was a project manager and let's not forget he won the last challenge.....so, what's the problem. Why can't you just accept the fact that Randal was the better of the two. Besides, if Donald Trump really wanted to hire Rebecca, why didn't he make that decision to do so. Randal won,fair and square, and it was the Donald that picked him, so all of those who make a omment about the NAACP marching in front of Trump Tower if it had been the other way around, I say get over it.
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03:29 PMRandal did the right thing in not agreeing to have co-apprentices; after a 13-week challenge, it was unfair of Trump to suggest changing the rules arbitrarily while Randal should have been getting the same spotlight attention the previous 3 winners got.

I woulda told trump "hell no!" on hiring Rebecca, too. Fair is fair, and Randal made a better business decision than Trump would've; had Rebecca been hired, it would have diluted the integrity of the show big-time for next season.
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04:11 PMDamn right.
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12:05 PMBlack men usually stand behind "brothers" and "sisters." Had Rebecca been African-American, I have no doubt that Randal would have encouraged Trump to hire her as well. Instead, Randal indulged his considerable racism and revealed himself to be so incredibly and foolishly selfish.
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01:10 PMThere is no double-winner in Survivor, so why should there be in The Apprentice? Can you name a reality show where there is the option to have two winners?
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02:23 AMRandal made the right call. Trump was wrong to put him on the spot. EVERYONE in the competition made it clear that they were there to be the ONE chosen. As well, it was not a draw. Randal WON (he played the game better and had a far superior eductional and professional record)- though I will concede that he is not as pleasing to the eye as Rebecca. He did not tell Trump not to hire Rebecca. He said that on the night, there should be only one winner - and he was the clear winner. Business is business (which is the theme of show)and Rebecca's inclusion would have detracted from his victory. Randall made the right business decision by fully claiming what he had EARNED.
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YOU ran a marathon and were the first to cross the line after a grueling race. Be it a slim margin of victory or a large one, how would you feel if the rules were arbitrarily changed to get your approval of the second-place finisher receiving an equal gold medal. Now imagine that marathon lasting your whole life. Competition is inherently discriminatory but the rules should be fair and consistent. Every metric showed that the man from Jersey (Randal) was superior to the lady from Minnesota (Rebecca) albeit some myopic viewers refuse to acknowledge this fact. Let me innumerate.
1) Randal was, by far, better educated
2) Randal was, by far, better experienced
3) Randal had a flawless record and more than equally contributed to Rebecca's only win
4) Randal actually produced charity for a CHARITY EVENT. This should not be overlooked - if this challenge had taken place 3 weeks earlier would there have been any question to Rebecca's firing. Donald might have fired her whole team all over again for good measure.
4) Randal had a hostile charity delegate that eventually was, herself, won over by his heart, professionalism and equanimity.
5) Randal also stood up for a weak candidate (Markus)- he voted for his exemption the first week and verbally supported him in another boardroom debriefing (Lamborghini challenge) -the only one to do so.
6) Randal's altruism was showcased when he was determined to assist Rebecca to her sole and only win. He said this in unequivocal terms.
7) He earned the love and support of virtually all of the candidates early on in the series. He maintained this support and admiration throughout a competitive environment. This alone speaks volumes of his value and charisma.
8) Randal was prescient. "I cannot see why you would not pick me to be your sole and only apprentice" he said early-on during the finale. This was meant to relay his strong belief in his win. (This was most likely why Donald deferred to him at the end of the show).

These points are incontestable and provide ample proof of his triumph. Accolades (a lesser win) must be extended to Rebecca but not at the expense of a triumph (greater victory).

As to Randal's response to Donald's inappropriately timed query -which effectively diminished the win while the victor had yet to set his arms down from a well won victory salute. The question should have never been asked in the first place.

Do I believe they were both qualified. Yes. Do you believe they were equally qualified.... see above.
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05:20 PMFor heaven's sake! By what factual basis is Rebecca equal or nearly equal to Randal in management ability or competence? Those of you who think that Rebecca is on the same level as Randal either have very low standards or didn't watch all 13 episodes.

Rebecca lost every task in which she was PM, except the one where she was in a 2-person team with Randal and he was instrumental in helping her to win that task. Not to mention that the last task was about raising money for the charity and not only did Rebecca not raise ANY money, but at the event her charity got one measly sign and an envelope in the gift bag! That's it. Randal's sponsor told him not to ask the bigwigs for money too but he ignored them. Also, her team once traded her because she was a weak player. ------- If you can ignore all those facts and still look at someone with such a terrible performance record and say they are equal to someone like Randal who was UNDEFEATED as PM, then it's clear you are full of crap.

Then you say that "Randal would have lost nothing by hiring Rebecca." Give me a break - he would have lost his self-respect. Since no other apprentice winner was asked that question, it was inappropriate to ask Randal, especially for such an inferior opponent. Also, Randal wasn't hired as VP of Trump's Personnel Department. If Trump still thought Rebecca was pretty enough to hire despite her losing record, then he was free to hire her after the show. It was inappropriate for him to raise the matter when he did.

The only reason Rebecca was in the finale was because Trump went on a firing rampage this season and fired all of Randal's real competition. She made it to the final 2 by sheer luck, not ability.
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05:35 PMGood point about what would have happened if, weeks earlier, they had the competition to raise money for charity and one team raised no money. Trump would have fired the PM and very likely others on the team, if not the entire team.

The week that Trump fired four people at once, he brought some drama to the show, but he also made it easier on the remaining contestants.
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