Saturday

MARCH 2007
W/E Saturday 3/31/07


This Week- TV Reviews-First Idol Eliminated from Top Ten Will Be Posted Minutes After the Elimination Show; TV Reviews-Miss USA 2007, Apprentice LA, The American Dream, Wedding Bells and the Second Round of "Dancing With the Stars". Movie Reviews: "Prime" and "Poseidon". As always, we'll have a True Crime Update and we've got lots of true crime and ....dogs?
Day by day posts with a summary below.



Cartoon of the Week
Nail Gone Cartoon



Joke(s) of the Week
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding. On the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes, Sir."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."




  • Monday 3/26/07

    What with last year's Miss USA, Tara Reid, and all the hoopla around that winner's almost demise, I just had to tune in for this year's Miss USA pageant.

    I must say that Trump has overhauled the matronly concept of a beauty pageant without going into sleaze.

    It's hip, happening, and we've got lots of pics you'll see nowhere else on the Internet.

    Also, a review of the movie "PRIME" starring Meryl Streep. It's got a clever and laughable plot yet Streep brings an element of fine acting to this tale of a Psychologist whose patient is having an affair with her son.

    Blog post above HERE



  • Tuesday 3/27/07

    The verdict is in for the guy who got caught making love to a dead deer.

    We've got some True Crime involving canines, including a lovely women who sicced her dogs on a saleswoman and get this, that California arsonist might have started the fire that killed five firemen to free his dog!

    Also, what's going on with Houdini? Could he have been poisoned?

    Finally, those creeps that tortured and murdered a six year old boy. Big question here...will they ALL get the death penalty?

    TRUE CRIME UPDATE 3/27/07



  • Wednesday 3/28/07

    Once again we'll have the Idol from the Top Ten eliminated posted on this Blog within minutes of the end of the elimination show.

    Let us all hope Sanjaya gets the nod.

    Also, some pics and comments on the GREASE final and winners.

    CLICK HERE 3/28/07



  • Thursday 3/29/07

    We're keeping up with the Apprentice LA and here's the latest on the task undertaken on Sunday 3/25/07.

    Also, stay here for we've got pics, comments, sarcasm and wit regarding the latest "Dancing With the Stars" round from 3/27/07.

    ABOVE BLOG POST HERE 3/29/07



  • Friday 3/30/07

    We've got a couple of new TV shows we're looking at on this Blog post. First, the new reality series called "The American Dream".

    Next, we're reviewing Fox's newest comedy entry "The Wedding Bells".

    Also, a movie review of the TWO movies depicting the sinking of the mighty ship known as the Poseidon.

    Hint...the newer version "POSEIDON" not as good as the older "The Poseidon Adventure", even with newer and improved special effects of our day.

    ABOVE BLOG POST HERE 3/30/07



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    W/E 3/24/07


    This Week- American Idol Eliminated Immediately After Elimination show on 3/21/07. First Review ABC's "Dancing With the Stars"; Apprentice LA tasks-GNC and the Soap Opera Webcast; Review Foxnews' "The Half Hour News Hour".
    Day by day posts with a summary below.



    Cartoon of the Week
    No baby in car with smoking cartoon




  • Tuesday 3/20/07

    We've some exploding True Crime this week.

    The lovely John Couey got the death penalty and NY cops indicted for the bridegroom shooting.

    I've got a couple of stories about female teachers and adolescent loves. One story is so tragic and illustrates very well a very unintended consequence of what we might laugh off as a young boy's lustful dream.

    A lovely Dad stabs and tosses his baby out the window and a missing Georgia boy found. Were his relatives hiding his crime like Couey's relatives hid Jessica?

    True Crime Update 3/20/07



  • Wednesday 3/21/07

    Posted Minutes After the Elimination, Here's the result of the elimination round on 3/21/07. Warning to West Coast Readers....SPOILER.

    Plus some pics you'll not see anywhere else on the Internet and a fine summary of where this contest is going.

    HERE



  • Thursday 3/22/07

    Catching up on Trump's "The Apprentice", we review TWO tasks gone by.

    We've got pics and details on the great GNC task as well as the Soap Opera and "webcast".

    Also, a review of Foxnews' "Half Hour News Hour". It's hip, cool, hilarious and has been picked up for another few weeks.

    Check out just why all of America needs to watch this show.

    BLOG POST HERE



  • Friday 3/23/07

    This freshly in.

    We've got pics of ALL the contenders in this year's "Dancing With the Stars", including a female boxer, a 6'7" former basketball player and a legless Paul McCartney ex-Heather Mills.

    Also, Guest Writer Michelle works over her issues with God's sense of humor.

    BLOG POST HERE 3/23/07



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    W/E Saturday 3/17/07


    This Week- American Idol Update Immediately after first elimination from top twelve; True Crime-The idiot with the airplane-if it was just him who died the world would be better. But he also killed his innocent daughter. Political Tidbits-What's going on in that pic of George W. Bush? Pop Culture-Sir Paul wrestles with ex-wife woes.
    Day by day posts with a summary below.



    Cartoon of the Week
    Stray Dog Bar



    Joke(s) of the Week
    Gifts for the Teacher

    It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers."

    "That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.

    The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."

    "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.

    The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.

    "Is it wine?" she asked.

    "No," the boy replied, with some excitement.

    The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.

    "No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"

    With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"




  • Monday 3/12/07

    In this Blog post we've got a review of Apprentice LA which we're keeping up with diligently folks.

    Also, Kaitlyn Mae goes to church. She meets Jesus and the choir. I was worried but Kaitlyn loved every minute of it.

    Above Blog post 3/12/07



  • Tuesday 3/13/07

    Here's a True Crime update with some crimes you might have seen covered by the Media.

    We've got a missing black woman that flew right under the media radar. How about the woman who wanted her baby aborted but it wasn't? She's suing now…how dare that unborn child live?

    We've got a diner owner shooting a would-be robber, all caught on videotape. There's also that Iraqi airplane passenger with strange things on a part of his person where the sun don't shine.

    We've got a dognapping video, the strange theft of schoolbooks sold on Ebay.

    In major crimes, we've got an update on the lovesick astronaut and the scoop on the idiot who rammed an airplane into his mother-in-law's house.

    True Crime Update 3/13/07



  • Wednesday 3/14/07

    Hot off the presses we have the first American Idol eliminated from the top 12.

    Also, a review of the animated film "Chicken Little". Which I saw three times in total and let me tell you why.

    BLOG POST HERE 3/14/07



  • Thursday 3/15/07

    Time for some Political Tidbits and how about a cool rant about Scooter Libby, the Republican party and my own sad experience with the local GOP?

    We've also got a Moonbat ban on plastic bags and a couple of presidential contenders that will shock.

    Finally, a pic of President Bush that defies comprehension. Yon readers challenged to figure out what the heck is going on in the picture.

    BLOG POST HERE



  • Friday 3/16/07

    Time to catch up on some Pop Culture.

    First, heh, Sir Paul McCartney wrestles with wife Heather, who's busy dancing with one leg and demanding millions from Paul.

    Also, what's up with America's comic books? Captain Marvel, Captain America…why are they being killed off?

    Also, Rita Cosby career in peril, that Grand Canyon skywalk and possible problems, Mike Jackson and his Beatles' ownership and some neat blind items.

    Pop Culture Update 3/16/07



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    w/e SAT 3/10/07


    This Week-True Crime-Jessica Lunsford's Murderer On Trial Now; Political Tidbits; the Clinton Implosion, Annie C. has them biting their tails again; TV-Top Twelve American Idol 2007 finalists as soon as they are announced; Pop Culture-Michael Jackson Converts to Islam.
    Day by day posts with a summary below.



    Cartoon of the Week

    Cat needs to use protection cartoon




  • Tuesday 3/6/07

    It's True Crime Time and we've got some new and lots on older cases.

    We've got the, heh, "Barbi Bandits" and Tara Grant, whose body was found and whose husband is nuts.

    The Couey trial goes on and does anybody remember Gary Condit?

    More on Devlin and another Russian spy muder.

    Finally, she was only ten years old, forced to sit in scalding water and had to apologize for getting her blood all over the place. A real heartbreaker; she's dead now.

    True Crime Update 3/6/07



  • Wednesday 3/7/07

    Some Political Tidibts and there's some cool ones this week.

    Hey, you gotta love Ann Coulter who really gets them riled. And Bill comes in on the campaign trail just in time to help Hill.

    How about Al Gore and that airport security flap? And McCain's "surprise" announcement on Letterman?

    Finally, some great comments on my recent Jimmy Carter rant.

    Political Tidbits 3/7/07



  • Thursday 3/8/07

    Hot off the presses!

    The final twelve will be posted here, just seconds after the elimination show.

    In addition there will be mine own fine critique on the two prior shows and my guess as to who will get the hook, wrong or right though they may be.

    CLICK HERE 3/8/07



  • Friday 3/9/07

    Catching up on Pop Culture this week, we have some Charlotte Church gossip, a Man of the Year for Steve Colbert, the scoop on Michael Jackson's conversion to Islam.

    Also, Katie Couric's ratings continue to plunge and she was once a wannabe American Idol, now we have gossip on Jennifer Hudson.

    Finally, some scoop on the Anna Nicole funeral and a story of a rather virile guinea pig that will give you envy and make you smile.

    Pop Culture Update 3/9/07



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